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Nurf: I'm sorry for all the crap I said.
Pikeman: And for punching me in the face, right?
Nurf: No, you deserved that.
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artsy-wolf · 4 years
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Nurf is one of my favourite characters.
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maxs-hell-camp · 7 years
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I thought we resolved this lol. Nurffington is his last name. His first name is Gaylord. He obviously doesn't either want people to know or like people calling him that, so he just goes by Nurf.
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Everyone is forced to sing A Song
Max: [sighing; dull] Camp Campbell...
Nikki: We hold you in our hearts!
Neil: And when we think about you,
Nurf: it makes me wanna fart!
[Rest of Campers laugh]
Cameron: It’s ‘I hope we never part!’ Now get it right or pay the price!
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Nurf: People think I can't write a poem, but they are wrong. I CAN write a poem.
Nurf: I wrote this one, I wrote this poem, and I gave it the title "Nurf's Poem". So shut up!
Nurf: The end.
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Nurf: I have a couple knives up my sleeves.
David: I think you mean ‘tricks.’
Preston: No, he means knives.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight
Nurf probably.
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artsy-wolf · 4 years
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Vote 4 NURF! #Nurf4President
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Nurf: I'm sorry, I'm not good with controlling emotion.
Preston: Which emotion?
Nurf: All of them!
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Nurf: Tell me a random thing about space.
SpaceKid: Abraham Lincoln is president of Mars.
Nurf: What the fuck?
SpaceKid: I just learned that today, Nikki said it and it’s been haunting me since.
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David: There are three ways to argue: words, proof-
Nurf: Knife.
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Nurf: I don't need friends. I've got KNIFES!
[a pause]
... I'm out of knifes.
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