#gayest pan

[vaxieth]

#vex #vax #keyleth #scanlan shorthalt #caleb widogast #mollymauk tealeaf #fearne calloway #chetney pock o'pea #critical role #my posts #this has been in my drafts since i saw a ‘gayest critical role character’ poll forever ago #(this is only canon characters obviously) #(and i’m using bisexual as a blanket term for being attracted to multiple genders) #(obviously you could argue/headcanon some of these characters are pan/omni/fluid/queer) #i have a feeling this will come down to liam o’brien on liam o’brien crime but i still want to see #and before anyone says ‘CHETNEY?’ #he propositioned the entire gender spectrum offering his ‘sexual healing’ after the bells hells reunion #yes chetney

[midnight-love-song]

Mulder and Scully are so gay for each other. No I will not explain.

#the gayest straight couple ever #they’re both pan change my mind #i just adore them #fox mulder #dana scully #the x files #x files #txf #queer #lgbt #queer culture #queer love #my post

[lesbianamalvada]

how you feel about bisexual people saying they’re gay

I don't like it when people use gay as an umbrella term because it's literally not. I know one bi girl who always went "i'm sooo gayy" and I'm like "I thought u were bi??" and she was like "it's just simpler to say gay". I really don't get how though? Bi and queer are the same amount of syllables as gay. To me it's more confusing if ur talking about how gay you are and then people see you with a boyfriend/girlfriend. I guess it's not that big of a deal but it's def a pet peeve of mine and rubs me the wrong way.

#also one time my friends had a powerpoint night and my one friend's was like “Top 5 most homophobic and Top 5 gayest disney princesses” #really stupid I know #and the top 3 were like "I see her as bi #I see her as pan #I see her as aro/ace and I'm like “none of that is gay” and she's like #“it's an umbrella term” and she's not even lgbt herself (well she identified as ace back then and then bi and now says she's straight) so i #just rubbed me the wrong way that she called it an umbrella term because it's not idk why this bothers me so much though #if any bisexuals follow me can you explain this? or say why you like/don't like it. I want to hear the bi perspective on this #also anon I meant to ask this first thing in the tags but what do you think? #thanks for the ask! #anon ask #lgbtq discourse

[icepopstar5105us]

Binge watching the Owl House with my friend who had never seen it:

Darius: *sounds exasperated and facepalms*

Friend: He sounds like a dad.

Me: Hmm?

Friend: I know he’s supposed to be evil, but he gives me single dad vibes.

Me:…

Friend: Oh my god. Is a super bad guy or something? Am I supposed to hate him?

Me: No. No. Just…

Me: Just watch the show and you’ll get it,

Several episodes later…

Friend: THE DAD VIBES WERE INTENTIONAL?

Me: Seems so.

Friend: I f*cking love this show

Lol. My friend also guessed that Amity was gay in her first episode and then complained about how ‘of course, they won’t do more than imply it, but come on. Look at those nails and come on, doesn’t it feel like she’s compensating for something? Look at her. Closeted gay, I tell you. That woman kisses girls.’ He also said Hunter had ‘redemption arc vibes’ when he tossed Eda and Luz the sword bc ‘The boi’s honest and a teenage villain. Bet he’s angsty. Where’s Uncle Iro? ‘😂

I slowly died laughing as he realized all the sarcastic comments he made slowly came true. The look on his face when Luz asked Amity out. Priceless.

As we agreed, gay minds think alike. Lol.

#hunter the owl house #the owl house #darius deamonne #toh #binge watching #irl stuff #darius deamonne being a dad #dadrius #lol #predictions #guessing the plot #watching tv #gay friends #doing gay things #watching gay shows #I’m pan #friend is gay #gay minds think alike #i’m a ✨Pansexual✨ #He challenged me to show him the gayest show I could think of #I won #😁

[phoenixkaptain]

Kaichou wa Maid-sama is the funniest show, if only because it’s about a flirtatious demi falling for an accidentally charming pansexual. Usui gives off such ace vibes, whenever he is with literally anybody other than Misaki, he just does not care, he does not see them, he has a one-track mind and the track its on is Misaki.

But then there’s Misaki, who is just… she’s perfect. Her favourite days are ones where more girls come in, because she likes girls. She actively enjoys crossdressing because she likes that she can charm girls. She flirts with and takes care of and just genuinely seduces all the girls and she loves it because she loves girls. She isn’t shy about it, either! But, she also likes boys! She takes care of everyone, and while she doesn’t mean to, she charms boys just as well as she charms girls! She’s a casanova-

Usui and Misaki are such a duo. You have Usui, who is willing to kiss random people just because he wants Misaki to stop being incapable of looking him in the eye. He is just really not interested in girls or boys, he just zones tf out whenever people speak to him and honestly same. You have Misaki, who is effortlessly charming with girls and begrudgingly charming with boys and who likes to crossdress and supports other people crossdressing. You have two flirts, neither of whom are actually good at relationships, and it’s just really fucking funny to watch.

It’s a duo I’ve thought of: pan/demi. Just the opposites attract sort of thing, you know, but taken to the extreme. (As a side note, I really wish Usui would crossdress, can you imagine? All he had to do was crossdress and Misaki would have fallen for him immediately, she loves girls, okay, she just loves girls so much-)

This show isn’t for everyone. There is sexual harassment and dark themes and the regular early-2000s view of romance which is very… interesting. Also, it doesn’t feel like a show about teenagers, honestly. It feels like a regency show, sometimes. The school is really only there for the Student Council President aspect, as well as a few storylines about Misaki trying to get along with boys. That isn’t to say they don’t utilize the setting, they really do, it just feels like forty-year-olds in sixteen-year-olds’ bodies, if that makes sense. The characters are all so oddly jaded, it’s fascinating.

And it isn’t very kind to queer people, despite having one of the most openly bisexual characters of all time as the protagonist. Misaki’s attraction to women is played more as a joke, or we’re supposed to think she is only platonically interested in women. I’m pretty sure her attraction is sexual though. I mean, she doesn’t realize she’s into Usui for months. Would she really understand that she’s into girls? I think she thinks it’s just normal to occasionally think about making out with your friends. But aside from that, Aoi is treated quite poorly at times. I don’t know what they were going for, honestly, because it seems like a trans story but also seems like they just wanted him to crossdress for the fun of it, kind of like Princess Jellyfish style.

And, it’s really strangely sexist, at times? Most of the time, actually. It’s fascinating. It’s so sexist, yet so empowering at the same time? Or, at least, they were trying really hard to make it empowering and they occasionally stumbled pretty badly…

Anyway, all this to say, I really like the dumb romance show about a guy falling in love with a girl who scares the shit out of people with her violent tendencies. The romance is honestly legitimately sweet at times, especially further in. They learn what each other likes and they treat each other better. It’s nice. It has such intense scenes and then cartoony scenes, back to back. Usui is like a puppy. Misaki is the best. I like the show a lot but would advise patience with anyone who wishes to watch it.

#kaichou wa maid sama #misaki ayuzawa #usui takumi #anime #why did i write all of this #why am i putting my opinion here #why am i telling people about my embarrassing love for sappy romcom anime #why am i embarrassed by my love for sappy romcom anime #why shouldn’t i post this #my thoughts and feelings on the gayest show ever #someone said it was bi for bi #but i really think usui is ace #misaki is bi/pan but usui is so #idk i like usui i want him and his dumb face to be happy #i also really like yukimura #i love him #please be nicer to yukimura he deserves the world #the inane ramblings of a madman #side note #misaki kun my beloved

[shad-fanatic]

It's June in my timezone finally :]

#gay #pan #trans #lgbtq #pride month #pride #im the gayest mf

[boldlyvoid]

I need to study Matt and Ross Duffer and find out how they accidentally made over 12 gay people in one small town completely by accident

#honestly the only straight person is Dustin #like we know mike Will robin and Eddie are the gayest in the text #but Nancy and Steve and Jonathan are all bi and argyle is Demi and Vickie and Chrissy are pan #max and Lucas are bi4bi and eleven is comp het thanks to Michaels influence #Wayne and Mr Clarke. #and then Gareth and Jeff are probably into each other #billy Hargrove would’ve fucked dudes and said he’s straight a La Dean Winchester #Joyce Byers. that’s all I’m gonna say #the whole town is queer

[tinystepsforward]

idk how many of you remember this but a few years ago tumblr ran a universally panned ad campaign for (us american) pride month that went "the gayest place on the internet".

well someone planning that campaign dropped in to ask the queer automatticians for advice on that and universally me and the other trans people involved were like "don't do it. i am so serious. don't do it. people on tumblr won't understand that it wasn't automattic who instituted the porn ban, or they will, but they'll recognize that automattic hasn't done anything, hands tied or not, to reverse it. nobody will like this. it will be a disaster." and they thanked us for our thoughts and went ahead with it anyway and then had to do retrospectives about how badly it went and were like "we just didn't know" and [gestures] yeah [edit: i think the person who rbed saying it was queerest place on the internet was right, my brain is fried, sorry! and that's... even worse lmao]

#tony muses #hello new followers. for clarity if you are expecting intense amounts of goss about tumblr specifically i am not your person #when automattic first acquired tumblr they asked queer staff who wanted to transfer over to something that was dear to a lot of us #and i specifically did not want to shit where i eat so to speak #which was the right choice. i just have other info about automattic more generally

[kenlvry]

LISTEN TO ME RN HEAT ME TF OUT STANS GANG + CRAIG DOIGN THE LIPSTICK TREND FROM TICTOK WITH READER

the lipstick trend with stan and craigs team

an, I AM LISTENLING ANON DONT WORRY. no idea what you mean by heat out though 🤨 , 17-18 and gn reader but use of her in tolkiens

kenny

he was the one who suggested it, it came across his fyp one day and he sent it to you "lets do this come over rn." "you asked, why dont you come to my house? 🤨" "why don't i cum in your mom" "HUH 😧" "im here."

you both definitely argue on what lipstick you should wear "okay but i don't even use pink lipstick" "well you should" "its light colour its not gonna appear" "well fuck 😒"

the process of kissing his face is wild, he would suggest to do his lips as the first place "KENNY HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THIS TREND IF YOU KEEP TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH ME" "ITS NOT MY FAULT"

after like2 hours you finally get the lipstick on his face. now the tiktok was even harder he wouldn't stop laughing. you'd give up and he apologises while laughing

thank god you guys were able to finish it under 1 hour it turned out really good, at the end of the video he kissed you and you wanted to cut that part but he said keep it for like and its true the comments were all about the kiss on the last clip

kyle

okay he too wanted to ask you first but he was kinda shy and waited for you to ask and you did!! woohoo for kyle

"kyle wanna do this" "OKAY" he insists on picking your lipstick and picks the ugliest colour like what 😐

to him there was no such thing as an ugly colour buy it didn't suit your face so no way.

the process of it was calm, he at first wanted to put on the lipstick for you but you looked like a clown has mans never put on lipstick??

he watches you as you kiss him and reapply lipstick and then kiss him again, he feels like a princess fr 🤭🤭

he hasn't seen his face yet so when you record and he saw his face he laughs out loud, "LMAO WHY DO I LIKE THAT??" "WDYM"

you would tell him to take off his hat which he refuses but you looked too cute, when it posted cartman was first to comment and you can already tell what he commented "ew gay" your followers defended you two though 🤭

stan

stan blushes internally when you ask him. "sure im down" DEEP DOWN HE WANTS KIDNAP YOY AND KEEP YOU TO HIMSELF

"what lipstick do you think matches me best, pink or red?" "id say my tip colour" "WHAT 😧"

he has to hold in the very urge to puke every time you kiss him because like you look so cute omg.

he looks in the mirror and is js like "damn, i did it". HE LOVES IT SOOOO MUCH YOU CAN TELL HE'S BLUSHING ONGG ‼️

he even directs you like "do here next, okay now here" its so cute 🤭🤭

when you record and the camera pans to him, he smiles and covers his face blushing bc he can't contain it. it was such a cute video and got iver 2 mil likes. cartman definitely commented "i bet you had to change your clothes 10 times"

cartman

"cartman lets do this" "what." "wdym? cmon its cute" "y/n no offense but that is the most gayest shit i've ever seen" " NO ITS NOT UTS CUTE" "my reputation is at stake if i do that be so for real" "okay I'm asking kyle then" "lets do it."

he actually been wanting to ask you for weeks now but doesn't know how so winwin. you take your absolute time picking your lipstick and he couldn't be more done with "hurry up this doesn't even effect anything" "shut up cartman if i use the right one people will ask what lipstick it is and i get views"

picking a lipstick was already a big deal just imagine the process "ew gay not on my lips" "cartman 😐" tbh he wish he could just make out with you rn but yk how mans is

now recording is even more a hassle "JUST SMILE IS IT SO HARD TO CRACK A SMILE" "NOT WHILE IM LOOKING LIKE THIS" the most he does is wipes your lipstick off and then he just gives a 🙄 look until the end of the video

the comments are just him getting teased at clydes commenting "NAHHH CAN'T BELIEVE HE AGREED TO THIS" kyles is "i can tell that this took a long time" and then wendys is "is that cartman or a clone of him". cartman is pissed af at the comment, he told you his reputation is at stake 😒.

he actually has it saved downloaded and also is his live wallpaper sooo.

butters

butters is the one who asked you this " um y/n can we do this? 😣" while twiddling his fingers, "OKAY"

he's all giddy and smily during the process, after every kiss his blushes intensifies and by the end of it he is just.. 🔴

even though it is the most simplest video ever he has to have a tutorial, he is asking questions for everything man, how do i wipe the lipstick, what do i do, do i smile when its on me , do i laugh??

you tell him what he thinks he should he and he starts kissing you bc rn the sexual tension between you two is intense (to him atleast, he thinks thinks hand holding is already intense)

everyone comments on how cute he is and yk how tiktok is so people comment "does he whimper" "submissive who?" and hes likw WHATTTTT 🧍

clyde

when you suggested this he nodded so hard his head probably was about to fall off. "clyde you wanna do this" "DO I???" ..... "well.. do you?" "i mean yeah it's like a way of- yes i wanna do it"

he loves any lipstick you wear so he lets you pick. after every kiss he looks in the mirror and kicks his feet giggling and you just stand there 🤨

he also tries to make it a makeout session like kenny, when you kissed on his lips he holds your neck and literally makes out with like cnon we have 9 more

when you first hit record and yk how the guy has to wipe your lipstick off, nah he grabbed you by the chin and slams his lips with yours "WHY DIS YOU DO THAT??" "its called content,you wouldn't know with your 9 likes and 70 views"

well you kept the clip and everyone in the comments were talking about it "need a boyfriend like you y/n" "why can't my boyfriend be like this" clyde is obviously gloating bc he had the idea.

tolkien

most romantic man you know, is the first to ask you. "y/n can we do this?" "OKAY BOO 😝"

"hmm which lipstick do you think babe?" "i think every lipstick makes you pretty, it doesn't matter if it doesn't suit you because in my eyes you look beautiful in anything ☺️" "what if i wore kim kardashians 2013 met gala dress" "might have to rethink what i said"

he smiles while you kiss him here and there, every once a while he kisses you back, it was such a cute moment for you two😝🤞🤞

when recording he looks at you while smiling during the whole video and it blew up fast because of that

"the way he looks at her" "wishing he was like this" "you got the bag that man is inlove", it blew in seconds fr

craig

"craig lets do-" "okay" "i didnt even ask you yet" "I'll do anything if its with you" "what if i asked you to have a threesome" ".....if its makes you happy idk.."

idk about you but i think he acts like he doesn't care but inside he is so happy you asked he's been wanting to ask you this but doesn't know how to start up the convo

he doesn't care what lipstick or where you kiss him, its just the way you press your lips on him and look at it then quickly reapply to do it again because it wasn't pigmented enough.

when recorded, he doesn't just wipe he makes you turn to face him by grabbing your chin, and he doesn't let go and just looks at you with those yk siren eyes.

people are simping over him ong "damn girlie share for us" "you mean OUR boyfriend" "tryna find someone as hot as him" and you are pissed fr he laughs at you cursing out the people, like bae dw my eyes only fo you 😝🤞

tweek

"tweek, wanna do this?" "but what if I can't remove the lipstick stain" "tweek what dw i have makeup remover" "WHAT IF THAT DOESN'T WORK 🤯🤯" "TWEEK"

okay so the lipstick may turn out ugly bc of how shaky he is but ITS OKAY BC ITS TWEEK DUH, "a-are you sure you dont want to redo this?" "tweek its fine"

he insists on redoing it the 2nd try turns our worse because he's even more twitchy because of how close you are☺️☺️☺️

his face is just red because he keeps wiping it off with his hands so you can redo it and its obvious too

recording it was so funny because you can't stop laughing at the smudge lipsticks

when posted the comments were so cute but... uh questionable some were "the way the smudges are so obvious 😭😭❤️" or "wishing my future relationship will be like this 🤭" and some were just "tip colour when?? 😜"

#south park #south park x y/n #south park x you #kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick x reader #south park x reader #kyle broflovski #kyle broflovski x reader #stan marsh x reader #stan marsh #eric cartman x reader #eric cartman #butters stotch #butters stotch x reader #clyde donovan x reader #clyde donovan #craig tucker x reader #craig tucker #tolkien black #tolkien x reader #tweek tweak #tweek x reader

[cheekylittlepupp]

It's annoying that the gayest most flamboyant character in a videogame ever created that I've ever seen can be romanced by female characters canonically. I finally have a gay icon to thirst for and he is being ruined by pussy. Disgusting. I hate you and everyone else who posts hetrosexual content with Astarion. Fuck you and every other vagina owner.

lmfao I’m sorry but this was way too funny not to post

“Vagina owner” “ruined by pussy” says the person who’s actively being a ‘pussy’ by hiding behind anon

I will tell you something scary now tho, listen carefully okay?

He’s canonically pan. 🫢

Also him being “flamboyant” is mostly an act, but even then, being flamboyant doesn’t mean you’re automatically gay, just how being “masculine” or “feminine” doesn’t mean you’re automatically heterosexual. Wild concept I know 😱

#asks ~ #anon you’re funny 😭 #vagina owner 💀 #the ‘vagina owner’ who gave birth to you would be soooooo proud of you :/ #this gave me a good ah chuckle #thanks #do your hands hurt from holding that massive L sign in front of your face anon? :c

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

Considering how often same-sex couples have been documented in birds, do you think extinct dinosaurs would have a similar rate of homosexuality? Similarly, what do you think the gayest dinosaur is?

100%. It's not even a contest. And, again, research suggests that indiscriminate sexual activity is the **norm** for _all_ animals! sex is just fun! (and, yes, refraining from sexual activity is observed in all animals! And preferential sexual activity! The baseline is just pan/bisexuality, rather than heterosexuality. There are diverse sexual behaviors throughout the animal clade because life is just DIVERSE.) Things try out different behaviors and not everything is about direct reproduction, that's a very misleading view of animal behavior. In truth, social connection and physical pleasure are, well, things animals like. And sometimes they don't. Who knew!

Gayest dinosaur, I mean, isn't it objectively the Albatross?

#queer #author is queer #dinosaurs #lgbtq behavior in animals #birds

[scumbag4scumbag]

This one's for the gays... (queers, bis, pans, trans, etc)

Gonna run this poll for a week... this IS for actual reasons, so please vote... Going on the honor system that queer folks only will vote, but I know there's no way to know for sure, so please be nice.

#queer wrestling fans #homoerotic graps #wwe #aew #gcw #tna #cody rhodes #wrestlemania #roman reigns #rhea ripley #drew mcintyre #punkintyre #swerve strickland #hangman adam page #ao3 fanfic #for the gays and the baes #golden lovers #kenny omega #kota ibushi #the acclaimed #daddy ass #scissor me daddy ass #max caster #anthony bowens #billy gunn #cm punk #pretty deadly #elton prince #kit wilson #seth rollins

[coconutredbulllover]

the video where Azzi shows what she got Paige from the fair and then it pans to Paige is genuinely one of the gayest things ive ever seen. The way Paige looks at her is so cute 😁

literally 🥹 she just looked so happy, her smile was the textbook definition of “smiling stupid” like when your so happy you get a goofy grin 😁😁😁😁

#uconn wbb #paige bueckers #azzi fudd #anon ask #ncaa women’s basketball #wcbb #pazzi

[beanghostprincess]

The Strawhats in general have the BIGGEST LGBT+ energy.

Sanji? Closeted Bi ((maybe transfemme))

Ussop? Somebody look me in the eye and say he wouldn't be AT LEAST an ally, ideally bi/pan panic lad

Chopper? Yeah he's well read. He's also a reindeer. He's an animal. Biology dictates the survival of a species is reliant on reproducing but yeah homosexuality and gender changes occur in nature, why would he be upset about that?

Luffy? Aroace king. Squishes abundant. Romance? Weird. You know what isn't weird? Loving your friends.

Zoro? That's a gay man if I've ever seen one.

Vivi? Bisexuality win. She and Nami are long distance.

Robin? She doesn't really know what she is, she doesn't really look for labels, she's simply Vibing and Being Happy. Honestly? Queen shit.

Brook? He's a skeleton. He only has bones in his pants. Equal opportunity panty peeker.

Franky? Nonbinary specifically bc he thinks it's hilarious that his gender is "myeh" but he's a robot, the programming was binary, but HE'S NOT LMAOOOO ((Big Bro, but in a Vibe Way, not a Gender Way, you know how it is-))

Jimbei? Aroace uncle who is sex neutral and will throw down if anyone hurts his kids crewmates/captain.

There's no room for bigotry in their ship and anyone who tries will catch EVERYONE'S hands

I have some different headcanons but you're so real for all of these !!! Gayest crew in the seas and that's hard because all pirates are queer 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

#i mean i mostly agree with you tbh #my personal different hcs is that vivi is a lesbian (like nami) and the whole brook/robin/franky/jinbe are all bi and aroaspec in some way #sanji bisexual transfem genderfluid and usopp bisexual gender unlabeled #adding transmasc zoro there bc it's important to me #and to me luffy is aroaspec but he leans more towards the demiaroace side #and uhh not gonna talk about my headcanons bc that'd be LONG and it should be another post KWFWJEKBK #one piece #strawhat pirates

[jesjokes]

My agent head canons :3

☆☆☆

Brimstone: he’s such a supportive dad but also I could see him being a bear

Phoenix: Bisexual trans man

Sage: probably bisexual definitely a woman liker and trans fem

Sova: Trans man and mlm (hes so in love with harbor t4t)

Viper: Lesbian. No other way around that

Cypher: demiboy and 100% pan he doesn’t care and maybe poly

Rayna: bi and Demi girl

Killjoy: in lesbians with Raze 😻/ref also agender

Breach: trans bear 🙏 bi

Omen: aroace and agender, even pre accident he doesn’t seem like he’d be into anyone that and prefer platonic relationships and doesn’t fuck with gender

Jett: she likes women there’s no way (also trans fem)

Raze: lesbian

Skye: definitely Bi

Yoru: trans masc nb and mlm

Astra: non binary and pan

Kay/O: robot :3 (hes supportive and maybe a little fruity)

Chamber: token straight/J (hes the gayest of them all 🇫🇷) no but Fr he’s probably bi and a trans man

Neon: pan and non binary

Fade: butch lesbian (please save me 🙏)

Harbor: bi and leans towards men also trans man

Gekko: 100% trans masc nb and gay (hes so nb4nb with Iso)

Deadlock: Butch agender lesbian (again PLEASE save meee 🙏🙏🙏😋😋)

Iso: trans masc non-binary aroaceflux

Clove: amab Non binary and pan

#valorant #brimstone #Phoenix #sage #sova #viper #cypher #rayna #killjoy #breach #omen #jett #raze #skye #yoru #astra #kayo #chamber #neon #fade #harbor #gekko #deadlock #iso #clove #headcanon dump #trans headcanon #valorant headcanons #iso x gekko #sova x harbor

[niko-jpeg]

This is likely the single gayest thing I’ve written. Anyway BANGS POTS AND PANS Infidget lovers come get your food

#sonic the hedgehog #Sonic forces #infinite the jackal #gadget the wolf #Infidget