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cherryfineass · 1 month

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I’m better than your wife/gf 😛

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birdantlers · 9 months

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(Click to enlarge—tumblr kinda nuked these ngl)

Finished the second book the other day. Dreamworks please puss in boots this shit I'll give you a million dollars I regret to inform you that my smekday moment is turning into a smekday hyperfixation (⁠~⁠_⁠~⁠;⁠) oops. Sorry to all my followers who are probably Very confused dw I'm right there with you.

More below 👇 art + lots of meta bc spec bio and making shit up is my fav

Funsize wasn't in it as much as I hoped he'd be, but I liked him a lot. I wanted to see how he'd look in the Dreamworks style. I also made him look a bit more roughed up and grimy than he is in the book, for character design as well as adding oomph to his arc even if it's short. Since this takes place 2 years later, I gave J.LOh the hoodie he had in at the end of TMOS. it's cute.

One day he took the wrong tunnel coming back to the trash pit, which ended with him getting sucked into a paper shredder. Even though he managed to hear it and slow down, he was going headfirst, and one of his siphons got caught in the blades. His arm also got caught when he instinctively reached out to stop his fall.

Like most adaptations, Home included, I did not so much headcanons or fic as a slightly alternate take on Funsize.

The idea was that after Bish left, he got cocky with his excursions. He quit using/making his maps under the assumption that he knew the ducts well enough, but you only have to be unlucky once.

The blades were short and they don't have arteries in their arms (headcanon that in a nutshell, boov can't bleed out unless an artery is hit. Their veins contract reflexively when exposed to dry air, but their arteries can't are you feeling the autism yet), so it wasn't fatal, but FS did get cut up pretty bad. He was blinded in one eye, and his siphon is unable to grow back due to his generally poor health living in an underground landfill. Even if FS improved his health somehow, he'd still have to remove the scar tissue, which is extremely painful without surgery especially for wounds this extensive.

Funsize's siphon has its own slew of problems. His balance is terrible, and since it's basically torn down the middle, clipping it shut isn't really an option. Mostly, he just steals various antiseptic/saline products from people's houses if he can find any, but he still gets sick from time to time.

FS learned his lesson though, he's very careful when venturing out, and he built the little hover stools as a safeguard if he does fall down the wrong way again. He’s still bitter abt everything (and maybe a little unstable tbh) but thankfully, he’s an optimist.

Bonus little post-book comic:

i would want him to be voiced by richard horvitz tbh

Sorry for the lengthy explanation, I love speculative bio & I happen to have a cephalopod special interest too so . Autism ley lines yk how it is

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alabasterpickles · 2 years

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I just finished the sequel to The True Meaning of Smekday and I can say with complete honesty I haven’t had this much fun reading a book since I was a kid

Here’s a little collection of drawings based on the books and movie/tv series!! (Funsize was one of my absolute FAVORITE parts!!)

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eric-sadahire · 2 years

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First-ever DNA recovered from extinct miniature elephants of Sicily. The dwarf elephant lost about 440 pounds and four centimeters per generation on average before finally shrinking down to a height of 6 feet tall and weight of 1.7 tons. These dwarf elephants were the size of Shetland ponies.

Jurrasic Park, but it's tiny elephants and nothing goes wrong. Same score but played entirely on kazoos.

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lucerovcas · 2 years

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10 months postpartum & so many changes🥞 #timetobulk #funsize https://www.instagram.com/p/Ci5aA0rOsMX/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#timetobulk #funsize

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two-oaks-farmstead · 2 years

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So Kris did a thing tonight to show me what I look like to him. …clearly I’m never standing next to him again. I feel like a dwarf. #muttandjeff #hestootall #imnottooshort #funsize #helovesmeanyway #twooaksfarmstead #smallbutfierce (at Two Oaks Farmstead) https://www.instagram.com/p/ChlLuCvNM9o/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#muttandjeff #hestootall #imnottooshort #funsize #helovesmeanyway #twooaksfarmstead #smallbutfierce

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hollymarlow · 1 year

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Little one was desperately bored earlier and none of my suggestions interested him, until I passed him this box and asked him to jump on it to flatten it for me, so it could fit better in the recycling bin. We couldn't stop laughing for so long when he stood on it and it just stayed completely unbroken. He's such a little dot! 😍 . #funsize #tiny #shortpeopleproblems #recycle #recycling #cuteness #cutenessoverload #mylittleboy https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck6iteSsG1R/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#funsize #tiny #shortpeopleproblems #recycle #recycling #cuteness #cutenessoverload #mylittleboy

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bbonbonss · 7 months

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⋆˳⁺★short king activities★⁺˳⋆

#helluva fanart #helluva boss #helluva boss fanart #stolitz #stolas goetia #blitzo #artists on tumblr #digital art #art #made blitz so gd funsized in this its cracking me up #anyways... lets put blitz in dresses more thank u #a

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gen-z-culture-is · 1 year

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Gen Z culture is saying Merry Crisis, Merry Chrysler and Merry Chrimis instead of Merry Christmas.

#mod funsized scrolled to the bottom of the inbox #merry chrysler #gen z #culture #submission

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bl0ndei · 1 year

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Hot Pink Bikini💖

#microkini #Blondie #petitegirl #floridababes #peachy #cheeky #fitgirl #checkmybio #23 years old #420babe #girlswithtattoos #slimbabe #funsize #bikinibabes #tampamodel #hottie with a body #sunsout #cutebabe #Snappme

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pain-in-the-butler · 3 months

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Is it too late for me to change Coattails’ Ciel’s height to make him smaller? I thought he was 5’0” in the main series when I first wrote chapter 22 but he totally isn’t he’s like 4’8” and the urge to retcon his 5'3" height is real

#coattails #I just wish I’d kept him funsize. Yana would agree she Benjamin Button’d her Ciel too #edit: the people have spoken you're getting shrinkydinked son

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hyunpic · 7 months

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hyunjin on community finding out his skzoo is the smallest is so funny. someone should tell him dwaekki is technically the tallest too

he was appalled by the news 😭

#anons #they are all perfectly funsized 💘

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tackytigerfic · 2 months

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Word excerpt ask game

Send a random word to my inbox and I'll post a line/passage containing that word from a released or unreleased fic.

Thanks for the tags @thecouchsofa and @wolfpants!

I am feral for getting a glimpse at people's wips so let's have it @blamebrampton @boxboxlewis @dracognition @fluxweeed @thehoneybeet @lastontheboat @lqtraintracks @maesterchill @magicalrocketships @skeptiquewrites @sweatersinthesummer @sweet-s0rr0w if you would like to do this with your own wips! and everyone else who fancies a go, no presh but this looks like a fun easy sharing game for the timepoor among us.

#oh i love this one #i would love to play because i can actually do this one #sometimes i have to sit on asks for ages #because i want to do them justice #and need time to sit down and think #but this is funsized!#drarry #ask game #word excerpt

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firstelevens · 4 months

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Hi! For the Bake Off AU, I'm begging for a look back at two things in particular (because I'm greedy, no apologies): what was Sam and Bucky's first encounter like? And what was Bucky's final straw that made him realize he actually had feelings for Sam? If you don't get to these that's fine--seriously, thanks for the AU in the first place!

Thank you so much for reading and always having such kind things to say about the AU! As far as realizing his feelings for Sam, rather than a single moment of realization tipping over into big feelings, I think that Bake Off Bucky—to borrow a phrase from Jane Austen—was in the middle before he knew he’d begun. Here’s a first encounter, though!

Admittedly, when Sam had flirted with the Prince Charming looking dude who he met on his morning run, he hadn’t meant for it to be anything more than that. They’d tossed a little friendly trash talk back and forth and that should have been the end of it, except then they’d run into each other while heading back towards the hotel, and it eventually came out that they were both in town for Bake Off.

When his new running buddy—Steve, apparently—had asked whether Sam wanted to join him for breakfast, it had been an easy yes. Other people might not be on reality shows to make friends, but Sam has been cracking jokes for weeks now about Bake Off essentially being summer camp, and what’s summer camp without camp friends?

They’d chatted companionably on their way to the diner that had apparently been recommended to Steve by a friend (it had sounded like his name was Dumb-Dumb, but Sam was fairly certain he’d misheard it), and Sam had asked whether Steve had run into any other fellow contestants yet. He’d been expecting to hear about a run-in in the lobby or a shared ride from the airport, but instead Steve had lit up and animatedly begun explaining how his best friend had applied for Bake Off, too, just so Steve wouldn’t have to go through the process alone, and they’d both ended up getting cast in the season.

It’s an admittedly sweet gesture, and from the other ways that Steve describes his best friend, Sam is expecting the person who’s joining them for breakfast to have the same golden retriever energy that Steve does. Their booth has Sam facing the door, so he glances up at it periodically as he and Steve get their coffee and look through the menu.

The first time the door opens, it’s an elderly lady who takes a seat at the counter.

The second time, it’s a delivery..

The third time, it’s a broad-shouldered dude wearing all black and a scowl.

Sam turns to Steve, who’s busy stirring cream into his coffee. “Are you sure your friend didn’t get lost? Should you call him or something?”

“I’m sure he’s fine; it just takes him a while to get moving in the mornings,” Steve says, waving a hand. “He once called me a masochist for getting up before six to run.”

Sam starts to laugh, but breaks off as he watches Tall Dark and Broody whip off his sunglasses, craning his neck to look around the restaurant like maybe if he squints hard enough, a patron will appear who’s not Sam or Steve or the old lady at the counter. His eyes land on their booth and he makes eye contact with Sam, who offers a bland but pleasant smile.

It’s not meant to look inviting, but the guy walks over to them anyway, looking as wary as Sam feels. Finally, Steve seems to realize that something is happening, and he follows Sam’s gaze, peering over his shoulder to see who’s coming towards them.

As soon as he spots Broody, he brightens, waving him over.

“You made it!” says Steve, and Sam feels his eyes widen slightly in realization. “I thought for sure we’d have to wait another hour.”

“Sorry to disappoint,” is the all but growled reply, but Steve seems undeterred.

“Sam,” he says, “this is my best friend Bucky. Buck, this is Sam. He’s going to be on the show with us.”

“Nice to meet you, Bucky,” says Sam, smiling at him like he’s not completely baffled.

Bucky—which, what the hell kind of a name is Bucky? is this guy an animated woodland creature?—looks at Sam with wide eyes for a moment and then grunts a, “Likewise.”

Before either of them can say anything else, Steve’s phone rings.

“It’s Peggy,” he says, as he checks the screen. “I’ve gotta take this. Sorry guys, just order without me; I’ll be back in a second.”

They don’t have the chance to agree or disagree; Steve has the phone to his ear before he’s even halfway to the door. Both of them watch the door swing shut behind him, then make eye contact.

Bucky looks away first, sliding into the side of the booth where Steve was sitting. The server materializes to fill up his coffee cup, and he quietly thanks her before grabbing the sugar shaker.

The silence drags on for another minute, both of them drinking their coffee without a word, before Sam can’t bear it anymore. Because Steve is the only thing the two of them have in common, and Sam knows like, three things about him, he chooses to ask, “So I’m guessing Peggy is the fiancé?”

He gets another wide-eyed look of surprise in response. Bucky’s eyes are very blue, he notes.

“Steve mentioned his time in the Army.” Then, not that he thinks it’ll make a difference either way, Sam adds, “I was Air Force.”

“Oh,” says Bucky. “Uh, yeah, Peggy is Steve’s fiancé.”

“Cool,” says Sam. “I guess maybe planning a wedding makes a baking competition look like a breeze by comparison, huh?”

There’s a vague grunt of assent from Bucky, but in fairness, he’s taking a sip of coffee.

Sam follows suit, just to have something to do that isn’t asking inane questions, but Bucky isn’t exactly doing the heavy lifting, and there’s no way that Sam can bail without being rude, so he puts on his interviewer hat and plows through. “So Steve said y’all are from New York?”

Bucky nods. “Brooklyn.” After a second, miraculously, he adds, “What about you?”

“Just outside New Orleans,” Sam says, grinning just at the thought of his hometown. “Little place called Delacroix, but I live up in DC now.”

He hears Bucky draw in a breath like he’s going to say something, but then the server appears to take their orders. Bucky orders for Steve just as easily as he did for himself, and he’s polite enough to the server that Sam concludes his lack of conversation is more to do with the fact that it’s before 8 AM than some personal grudge.

“Should we have ordered for Steve?” asks Sam, once their coffee cups have been refilled and the server has walked away. “I kind of get the feeling it’ll be cold by the time he finishes up.”

“Just keeping things moving,” says Bucky, shrugging.

“What, you’ve got somewhere you need to be?”

“No, but if Steve has to wait for his own food, he’s gonna eat mine.”

“Ah, and you never learned to share in kindergarten. Got it.”

Bucky’s voice is dry. “Spoken like someone who’s never offered Steve Rogers a single fry and watched them all disappear in thirty seconds.”

Sam laughs, partly in amusement and partly in surprise, and Bucky’s face immediately goes pink as he looks back down at his coffee cup.

“Thanks for the heads-up,” says Sam. “Now I know ‘sharing is caring’ doesn’t apply to Steve.”

There’s a huff from the other side of the table that might be a laugh, but it’s muffled by Bucky’s coffee cup, so Sam can’t be sure.

He’ll take the win anyway.

#sambucky #me: this one will be shorter #also me: [writes 1100 words]#that night Sam ABSOLUTELY scrolls way too far back on Steve's instagram and finds a handful of gym and beach pics featuring Bucky #and he is So Normal about that I promise*#*I'm lying #zainab does ask meme things #the gbbo au #funsized-loser #THANK YOU FOR SENDING THIS IN!!!#my fic

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skelesass · 6 months

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Hi! I just wanted to pop in and thank you for all your DMC art. Devil May Cry has been my favorite comfort media for a very very large portion of my life and as someone whos been told 'It Aint That Deep' a lot, I cant tell you how amazing its been to have a favorite fan artist who also characterizes these characters in the ways I do while also giving me even more to chew on about them over the years. Thank you for sharing your stunning art with us! PS. The Helsing teeth are canon in my head now.

Hey there!!! I’m so glad you’ve been enjoying my stuff, it really does make me happy to know. I promise I’ll start uploading here more regularly again, life has made multitasking hard HDJSHF

It’s that attitude that some people have about these characters that makes me want to dig into them more. DMC5 left us with so much to think about, and I can’t see how someone could say that the characters don’t have depth

ALSO THANK YOU!! If I’m drawing these lads, they gotta have the TEETH

#rose shut up #funsize-cenobites #I’m really glad you like my weird lil doodles #thank you so much

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