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lowkeyrobin · 2 months

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MCYT with a reader who would literally get into a fist fight for them?? Literally, if someone even looks at them wrong reader will throw hands. It's literally that meme (Random person) "GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH" (MCYT) "it don't bite" "YES IT FUCKIN DO-" I'm sorry I'm feeling silly 😔

OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE THIS PROMPT AND THE REFERENCE TO THIS MEME LMFAOOO OH MY LORD BSHWJRHEJJAJW ; very vine oriented so I apologize. you threw me into a loop referencing that

MCYT ; "anytime, anywhere, I'd beat a bitches ass for you"

includes ; tommyinnit, tubbo, ranboo, badlinu, nihachu, slimecicle, quackity, & foolish gamers

warnings ; language, talk of blood/injuries, physical fighting, vine cringe because I got very carried away and you can tell

masterlist

TOMMYINNIT

he was one of those kids in high school that made light offensive jokes but would never fight anyone over anything, he's not a violent person at all other than in his jokes

but God forbid some random person look at you two weird in public, you're on their ass

you're more offended that they were judging Tommy at all, you couldn't care that they were judging you

"sorry, do you have a problem?" You squint your eyes at the person, "me and my boyfriend are just trying to shop and you keep following us around and staring, like, can I help you?"

just a teenage Karen

yall do take it outside when the motherfucker follows you out and begins to record you

you beat this fuckers ass to a PULP

Tommy's just holding the few bags of stuff you'd purchased staring down, jaw on the fucking floor like "Oh my God wtf do I do"

he had the vlog camera on so he kinda got it all on video before he pulled you away from the person

yall sprinted the hell away bc the security guards were running towards yall 😭😭

#neveridentified

#the person admitted guilt anyways and said they were planning to hurt you so no point in trying to track yall down for self defense

#i barely know the law shush

TUBBO

he physically has to hold you back from fighting people

"y/n, it's fine. they just want a reaction"

"let me beat them up!"

the other person's like "yo wtf is wrong with you????"

"sorry, my partner acts like a hostile animal when people piss them off, sorry"

he appreciates you defending him though, he does like using you as a weapon because he thinks it's funny

I mean at least you guys don't have to worry about getting kidnapped or anything because you'll be there to kick the motherfuckers ass

"GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH"

"Oh they don't bite, it's okay 🥰"

"YES THEY FUCKIN DO HELP"

RANBOO

they just kind of accepted that you were like this

"I do not endorse violence unless you are y/n. I can't make them un-violent. I have tried, they're a vicious guard dog now"

hurricane Katrina? more like hurricane tortilla when you enter the building

yk the free style dance teacher vine? that'll be ranboo out in public and someone will stare at them all weird and you'll glare back

"walk away, walk away" you mumble, watching the person hurrily walk away as they see you like glaring daggers into their skull

your dynamic is the one vine that's like "Oh can I have a sip of your water?" and "It's not water or vodka, it's vinegar" "bitch what"

then you'll go make angsty edge lord posts to the one bojack horseman audio "I'm not a violent dog" and insert a clip of you beating the shit out of someone in high school

FREDDIE BADLINU

you post the "look at all those chickens" vine on your Twitter everytime you see a hate comment made for one of you

you love instigating fights w people online it's the funniest fucking thing

if you don't know how to reply to some dumbass edgelord response you'll just spam the guacamole vine until they shut up

"wait, why does y/n have so many soaps?"

"MIND YOUR FUCKIN BUISNESS DAVID"

Freddie's response to your violence is usually the saxophone seal vine. he genuinely laughs everytime he sees you fighting w someone online

sometimes you'll stream it while you wait for a response and while you're fighting online trolls who've been brainwashed by Twitter

"You're gay?!?!?!?11??11"

insert the "ms keisha dead" vine and the battle is over idk what to say

fight fire with fire I guess

NIKI NIHACHU

she hates yet loves that you'd fight ppl for her

oh, someone treated her wrong? you'll be trending on Twitter for fighting the person

#y/u/n will literally be at number 1 for a week

people edit the fight too

she appreciates it though, even though she doesn't exactly like to promote violence, she'll accept it from you

"Oh, don't worry about them, they're just a little... nervous around people sometimes"

"nervous? girl that mf is SNARLING at me"

you'll see a post that's like "me when someone tries to start shit w my s/o" and reply with the "hahaha I do that" vine

when I tell you she CACKLES reading online fights with people 😭🙏

CHARLIE SLIMECICLE

"get the F off my yard!" proceeds to have to drag you away from situations where someone's actin a little funny in a /neg way

he genuinely thinks you fighting people for him is funny

he'll tell the stories on stream and to his friends like "dude they fucked this guy up, I honestly feel bad for laughing"

honestly most the time it's people victimizing themselves

like that one meme where the lady very obviously and fakely falls over that bench on LIVE TELEVISION.

he's your biggest supporter

he's the old guy from that one vine of the kid singing "Oh wait a minute mister postman" and he does the whole ass high note

"here's y/n fighting someone for idk what because they're talking to the police 😋"

you're a problem at this point

QUACKITY

you've physically fought so many wild racists for him it's crazy

he'll gladly cheer you on

"AHHHH COME GET YO DOG BRO HELP"

"Oh it don't bite"

you proceed to bite the bitch

online fights are usually responded w the purple teletubby twerking meme

"L don't be a weak ass racist pussy next time"

you fight Logan Paul for some reason??? Twitter drama mostly

don't worry quackitys there to watch

17-3 don't worry... ehehehrhahahha

when he tells you that you need to stop instigating fights you send him the "They ask you how you are but you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine" meme BAHDNHAHA

FOOLISH GAMERS

"YOU KNOW WHAT DUDE? IM OUTTA HERE" vine in a nutshell with you two. I can't explain this but it makes sense I swear

"whatd you do to your eyebrows?" meme except its "Whyd you fight that person!?" "I don't really know!"

Twitter fights are like "and they were roommates!" "ohmygodtheywereroomates" I swear to fucking god

you love instigating shit with Twitter trolls

when you stand up for him/reply to edgelord haters for him he replies with the "country boy I love youuuuuuu" vine

"GIVE ME YOUR FUCKIN MONEY!" vine with the law and order intro is literallt how physical fights go

let's just say some stalker edgelords tracked you guys down at the streamer awards...

HE AND PUNZ GENUINLEY CHEER YOU ON

here you go trending on Twitter again

#lowkeyrobin #mcyt x reader #mcyt preferences #mcyt oneshot #tommyinnit x reader #quackity x reader #ranboo x reader #badlinu x reader #tubbo x reader #freddie badlinu x reader #niki nihachu x reader #nihachu x reader #foolish gamers x reader #charlie slimecicle x reader #slimecicle x reader #gn reader #gender neutral reader

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buraksfm · 30 days

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✦ ―――― ( enes koçak, cisman, he / him ) BURAK ALKAN the TWENTY - EIGHT year old is known as THE DIRECTOR within the group. they are known to be CREATIVE and ARROGANT which makes sense when you think about how hollywood is blackballing him because chris nolan is scared of his directional debut but i guess we’ll find out for ourselves.

CASE

BASICS

birth name: burak alkan. nicknames: none, just burak. age: 28. date of birth: december 13th. sign: sagittarius. gender: cis man. pronouns: he/him. orientation: bisexual.

PHYSICALITY

hair: brown, curly, always on the edge of needing it cut. eyes: brown. height: 6'2". tattoos: vines around his left wrist and forearm, five little kodamas spread across his right leg and thigh, director chair on his right calf. piercings: only one now ; left lobe. has a closed up eyebrow and lip piercings from his teen years.

PERSONALITY

positive: charming, creative, steady, caring. negative: arrogant, distracted, nosy, overbearing. likes: birds and dogs, boxing, watching movies in 70mm film, swimming, blueberry muffins. dislikes: smelly cinemas, tomatoes, waking up early, bikes in the middle of the road, sugary coffee. temperament: choleric. alignment: chaotic neutral. element: fire.

STORY & CANON

loving father and unfortunately barren mother, burak wasn't born into the family, but raised as the son they always wanted regardless.

spent countless hours growing up watching not only animated movies that most parents would find only suitable for children, but a variety of movies from old westerns to more avant - garde pieces, nurturing his future passion for film.

having the means to meet an end, its easy to start playing around with disposable cameras before turning to more sophisticated ones, self teaching techniques because no one else has his vision, he thinks.

school comes easy when it touches any of the creative fields, excelling in those but lacking severely in others. it's not his wits that makes him pass, but his creativity to find some loopholes to get enough points.

people come even easier, despite his earned ego over the years. his friends are his inspirations, their stories he gets to experience first hand make for the greatest plots. not only that, but he has a knack to create situations for all to enjoy. sure, he can be annoyingly bossy, but when all goes according to his plan and vision, everyone always has a fucking blast.

stayed in michigan after seeing most of his friends come and go, actually enjoying the vibes of it all and found it beneficial for his ever blooming ideas.

did not attend any college to pursue film education. in fact, the only thing that he'll ever come close to owning to a higher education diploma is the certificate he did at the motion picture institute. not really because he thought he needed it, but because he wanted to see what his competition in the industry would look like. needless to say he thinks himself better than any of his class.

his phone is always charged up for any occasion, and will go into a frenzy to find the nearest charger when it goes down to 20. sometimes even two powerbanks aren't enough. his phone is more often in front of his eyes, trying to capture the funniest or most epic moment at any given time.

tl;dr — filmbro that would've made for the worst hollywood nepobaby so thank god the closest he'll be to the professional industry is film festivals with his indie projects. he's nosy as hell but does unfortunately take the best pictures and clips of everyone because of his artistic eye tho, so he ate that one thing.

#one thing about me... i reuse templates #lake:intro #intro.

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pianocat939 · 11 months

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Okay, since you already gave me your consent to send random questions, here they go

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

You have the possibility of bringing two things that you lost years ago, what would you bring?

Do you consider yourself a suitable person to do clandestine crab fights?

Have any of them pricked your hand?

If you could be a plant, what would you be? I would be a seaweed, there is no why, I just think that I would be a seaweed

If you were a dog, what breed would you be? And what color would the fur be? I would be either a pit bull or a boxer, and the coat would be brown with black spots.

Do you like Adam Sandler movies? If so, which one is your favourite? I like "they are like children 1 and 2" and "as if it were the first time"

Tell me 6 songs that you feel describe you (because one song can't really describe a whole person)

What is the weirdest thing someone has said to you?

What is your funniest accident?

What is that thing in your house that every time you look at it you can't help but think: "why the hell is it still here?"

Do you look like someone else Golden retriever or black cat?

What flavor do you think you would have? I think I have a dusty taste

What's the dumbest thing you've ever bought?

What are your favorite songs?

Name a color that you can't even think of putting on a wedding dress

If you had to see your followers as a bouquet of flowers, what flowers would the bouquet have?

What's the weirdest thing you've seen?

WOW that's a lot of questions you saved up there buddy-

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

Pinetree. They're so funky I love them.

You have the possibility of bringing two things that you lost years ago, what would you bring?

My 2 dead dogs- I miss them.

Do you consider yourself a suitable person to do clandestine crab fights?

I think it would be so funny- I love watching my two pet crawfish fight with their little claws

Have any of them pricked your hand?

Yeah and it hurt when they pinched me but they're pretty chill (my two crawfish named Momo and Weiner Dog)

If you could be a plant, what would you be? I would be a seaweed, there is no why, I just think that I would be a seaweed

A vine. Idk sounds pretty cool to be all long and be able to choke other plants.

If you were a dog, what breed would you be? And what color would the fur be? I would be either a pit bull or a boxer, and the coat would be brown with black spots.

Toy Poodle! My family has had 6 toy poodles within 3 generations so it's kind of a family thing. I would be a black poodle.

Do you like Adam Sandler movies? If so, which one is your favourite? I like "they are like children 1 and 2" and "as if it were the first time"

I actually haven't watched any. It was until my band director told us we had to participate in our annual dress-up day as Adam Sandler that I even knew his name. I heard he's very funny tho!

Tell me 6 songs that you feel describe you (because one song can't really describe a whole person)

Oh no! - Marina and the Diamonds

Are you Satisfied? - Marina and the Diamonds

Cha Cha Cha - Käärijä

I'm Almost There - Tiana (From Princess + The Frog)

Not Evil - From Lego Movie 2

Running Out of Time - From the move Vivo

(I know half of these are from animation movies but they have banger songs ok??)

What is the weirdest thing someone has said to you?

Why are your eyes so big?

What is your funniest accident?

I tried to feed Momo (one of my crawfish) a watermelon rind and I accidentally slipped and he landed on me- he then pinched me-

What is that thing in your house that every time you look at it you can't help but think: "why the hell is it still here?"

A photo of my dad ice fishing- He looks so ginger-

Do you look like someone as a Golden retriever or black cat?

Looks wise probably a Golden Retriever

What flavor do you think you would have? I think I have a dusty taste

Salty Cheese. I eat a lot of cheese.

What's the dumbest thing you've ever bought?

A planner I would never ever use.

What are your favorite songs?

Currently it's Cha Cha Cha by Käärijä and just more Eurovision songs

Name a color that you can't even think of putting on a wedding dress

Hot pink or any neon colour.

If you had to see your followers as a bouquet of flowers, what flowers would the bouquet have?

A lot of flowers- even wildflowers. Because they're all so different and chaotic but I appreciate them all.

What's the weirdest thing you've seen?

My bigger crawfish Momo, trying to mate with Weiner dog, my other crawfish. They're both males.

#asks

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boomblebee-420 · 1 year

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Sk8 Headcanons

Random Sk8 headcanons because I can. If you don't agree with them, please just keep scrolling

There is some shipping between characters. Some of this is me projecting onto characters because I kin them lol

Fluff, Angst, Crack

Warnings: Mentions of self-worth issues, self-harm, suicide attempts, homophobia, anxiety, meltdowns, death, intrusive thoughts, and panic attacks

REKI

-definitely chews on his pencils

-has wanted a dog for years but he’s allergic

-transmasc demiboy

-biromantic and demisexual

-uses he/they pronouns

-AuDHD

-they’re a hopeless romantic

-his binder is orange

-started a fund for top surgery

-gives Langa wheels that they make as birthday/holiday gifts, or just whenever

-spins/jumps in a circle to stim

-also repeats memes, vines, sounds, pretty much anything he finds funny or interesting

-he doesn’t look like it, but he reads a LOT

-they don’t like reading for school because the books suck

-bouncy leg bouncy leg bouncy leg

-separation anxiety with Langa

-FAST FAST FAST MUSIC OR DEATH

-used to cut, but stopped since meeting Langa and the gang. Relapsed when he and Langa were fighting

-depression and anxiety

-knows how to drum (self taught on buckets and empty bins. He’s actually really good)

-inferiority complex

-incredibly impulsive but also very cautious

LANGA

-constantly tapping fingers on everything

-autism, inattentive adhd, ocd

-cat person

-gayyyyy

-asexual

-uses he/they/ice

-talks to his dad a lot (even though he’s gone, it makes ice feel like he’s still with them)

-non-verbal sometimes

-donates some of his paycheck to Reki’s top surgery fund every month

-has no regard for his safety

-my guy can’t take a hint to save their life

-plays a lot of video games

-hyperfixated on omori and undertale

-clicks ices tongue a lot

-has made an attempt on their life before. Ice is better since meeting Reki and the gang

-doesn’t really like books, more of a movie person but he usually doesn’t finish them in one sitting

-really bad intrusive thoughts. Ice will often shut himself up in their room for days because of them

-gets Reki flowers all the time

-Everytime ice meets a new skater, he demands a beef

-Can play the piano

-Monster Energy addict

-depression

-Used to be extremely emo (style-wise)

-Listens to midwest emo, regular emo, shoegaze, indie, some pop

-Likes to stick to a schedule and has meltdowns if it’s disrupted

MIYA

-Aroace

-They/He/She

-genderfluid as fuck

-hates polka dots (STRIPE SUPREMACY)

-loves all fluffy animals

-loves going to the zoo and making fun of random people there

-royalty of embarrassing his friends

-huge abandonment issues

-tends to stay up till three am eating fruit snacks and playing video games

-she and the gang have mario kart contests every saturday night

-has hidden in Langa and Reki’s houses before and scared the shit out of them

-listens to fleetwood mac but will never admit it

-learned german just to fuck with people

-photobombs everyone (even people they don’t know)

-Wilbur Soot and Lovejoy fan. He and Langa listen to them together while playing video games

-Perfectionist

-Has G.A.D and depression, finds it hard to do simple tasks a lot of the time

-Gets panic attacks sometimes

-Watches MCYT

JOE

-Bisexual disaster

-he/him

-Knows spanish and uses it to his advantage

-my guy got mad rizz, as we all know

-Used to be in a band with Cherry. They were called Skate Bomb. It didn’t last long

-Plays bass and guitar

-Sings, but not very well

-dude’s been cooking since before he could walk

-dominates mario kart almost every single time

-listens to everything under the sun (mostly surf rock), and sings country songs to annoy the gang

-has memorized all the vines. Good luck finding one he doesn’t know

-sucks at dying his hair so he forces Cherry and Shadow to help him

-Was a theater kid

-Favorite animal is a penguin. Thinks they’re the funniest things to walk this earth

-Self-harmed as a teenager

-Has anxiety, and tries his best to help the gang when their not feeling the best

-Horrible eyesight, he wears contacts

CHERRY

-He/She

-Gay as fuck

-Agender

-Autistic

-had horrible handwriting and Joe kept making fun of him for it, so she got really good and opened his calligraphy business out of spite

-secretly loves musicals, and knows every word to Hamliton. Like, she memorized the entire script

-Fluent in english and french

-plays a shit ton of instruments and really good at all of them

-major perfectionist

-extremely tech savvy

-believes that Carla is his soulmate

-sings like a fucking angel

-can’t cook for shit, but has really high standards for food

-has horrible self-worth problems and only Joe knows

-Parents were incredibly homophobic and strict, so she’s really sneaky

-Acts like he hates being touched but is secretly touch-starved and craves attention

-Grew up rich

-Donates a shit ton of money to charity. Also donates to Reki’s fund when she finds out about it from Langa

-Doesn’t really like animals

SHADOW

-Been gardening since he was small

-He/They

-Trans FTM

-Pansexual

-Really good at makeup, and occasionally will get into drag just for fun

-Amazing fashion sense

-Loves his grandma and brings her flowers all the time

-Been in love with his manager for years

-Has O.S.D.D, and O.C.D

-Horrible relationship with his parents. They cut off all communication with them as soon as he turned 18

-Sucks ass at mario kart

-Has a god complex and inferiority complex

-Gets intrusive thoughts a lot

-Saved a shit ton of money and managed to get top surgery at 22

-Listens to goth and punk music and hates country (except Dolly Parton, he loves her but will never admit it)

#sk8 the infinity headcanons #reki #langa #cherry blossom #joe #miya #shadow #fluff #angst #crack

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aftonfamilyvalues · 2 years

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I referred to you as AFV to a mutual, and then I realized, you ARE America's Funniest Videos! God, I miss those days. The internet ruined it. Vine almost made up for it.

oh, the memories. used to watch it all the time. though a lot of it was just kids falling down in various ways. some animal videos here and there. i do enjoy watching people do stupid things

#ask

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blue-eyed-bloodstains · 11 months

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Have you ever held hands with someone in a car? of course, although it’s funny cause he always has to keep letting go to switch gears lol

Would you ever try being a vegetarian? I mean it’d be so hard to give up a lot of things I love to eat but...I’d give it a shot yeah, I love a lot of healthy shit too. I’m a sucker for salads, veggies are one of my top go to snacks...although I’d probably struggle the most giving up seafood so I’d be more likely to be vegan (promise I wouldn’t ever brag about it or push it like most lol)

Would you ever like to meet Marilyn Manson? not after hearing how he treats his spouses. I’d wanna beat the shit out of him.

What would you call yourself the King or Queen of? Fuck Ups

What do you think the world would be a very lonely place without? music and animals

Do you have a favorite science topic? I love pretty much all science. I love genetics and anatomy, I love social behaviors of animals and ecosystems, etc.

Do you watch any of the Olympic events? not usually, if I do it’s usually curling and gymnastics

Is teenage pregnancy common in your area? I wouldn’t know, don’t know anyone really in my area especially that age

Do you know anyone that’s ever suffered from post-natal depression? yeah my aunt although she wasn’t diagnosed, she fit it to a tee with her youngest son

When did you last use public transport? umm not sure if Uber would count which I use all the time so as far as buses? back in 2015-2016 to get to and from work

What is your strangest fear? I actually think all of my fears are pretty reasonable and common, don’t really have any I think would be considered strange

Shane Dawson: funny or annoying? never really watched any of his content so not sure

What is the funniest YouTube video you know? funny animal compilations, some public freakouts depending on the level of ridiculousness, Markiplier, old school Vines...a lot lol

Do you want to get married? If so, what color will your dress be? yes I’m engaged for 2 years now, going on 3 and most likely the typical white dress but I’ll figure that out when we can actually finally start planning and looking into it

Ever had a caricature done of yourself? How much was it, and were you satisfied with it? no and I’m kinda apprehensive of having one considering it’s exaggerated features so...chances are they’re gonna really point out my jaw, and my head is big enough as it is so...meh

Do you like peanut butter and fluff sandwiches? ooooooh my god shut up now I’m dying for one! I’m starving!

If you got married and then got divorced, would you want to re-marry? probably not...couldn’t take that heartbreak again..

Have you ever been accused of cheating? no

How about having an eating disorder? oh yeah many times

How long did your last relationship last? I’ve been in my current one for 7 years which is the longest relationship for both of us

Have you ever been banned from anywhere? no

Who was your date to senior prom? my girlfriends, we didn’t have dates so we went stag and made it a girls night and had a blast

Is your mom over 50? yep turning 57 this October

Do you know anyone who’s biracial? yeah

Are black bras sexy? yeah I usually get black ones myself

Are you currently listening to anything? Court Cam on TV

Would you ever consider getting breast implants? yes but not for cosmetic reasons like usual...to even them out given certain aspects of a rare form of cancer I have, I know most women have one slightly bigger than the other but my size difference is more pronounced than that so I’d do it just to be more even and I wouldn’t go all out and huge. Are you on birth control? I have been in the past, need to get back on it

Do you know anyone who is bisexual? yeah

Does anyone call you babe? my fiance and mom

Who would you tell, or who did you tell when you lost your virginity? my stepmom and stepsister had been home when he was over, and left to go to the store to give us some privacy...well, things happened and he had to go so they came home like minutes after he left and were gushing over it wanting details lol then my dad came home a little while later from work but my stepmom had already texted/called him to tell him so...the look on his face when he came in and looked at me sitting on the couch was priceless XD

What was the last video game you played, if any? Pokemon Scarlet earlier, bout to hop back on in a bit lol

Are you one of those people who listen to songs on repeat? definitely

Is your body similar to your parents’ or siblings’ body? not really, I’m taller than my mom given her whole side of the family are on the shorter/average side and I’m 6′0″ from sperm donor’s side, and I’m thin with long legs. my mom’s side are short and stocky.

Are you, in general, usually cold or warm? I overheat so easily because of an illness I have and it’s impossible to cool down no matter how hard I try

Would you rather be somewhere very very hot or very very cold? ugh I hate the cold and can’t stand freezing but at the same time the heat is a death sentence for me medically most of the time so it’s 50/50 I need somewhere balanced in the middle

Are “school friends” and friends different to you? not really

When is the last time you laid out and tanned? never, besides I can’t tan. one, I’d get skin tumors like crazy from my cancer and I’m way too pale from the Irish in me so I’d burn more than tan anyway

Do you like breaded chicken sandwiches? yeah the chicken ranch BLT sandwich at McDonalds is/was my shit!

Are you comfortable discussing bodily functions with your friends? usually yeah

What was the last book you had to read for school and did you enjoy it or were you just trying to get through? it was The Great Gatsby or The Catcher In the Rye, forget which one was last. I loved both of them respectively for many reasons.

Favorite home-cooked meal growing up? homemade pasta sauce for spaghetti, having Italian roots are awesome ;)

What was the last food you got a random craving for? I’m starving and broke until tomorrow so Im craving EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING right now!

If your best friend was a fictional character, who would he/she be? Why? not really sure at the moment my brain is mush

What’s the nicest thing your best friend has ever said to you? a lot of things, it’s hard to pinpoint just one... What is your least favorite pizza topping? judge all you want, I love the fruit itself but pineapple on pizza. no.

Who was the last blue-eyed person you spoke to? mom over the phone

When you woke up this morning, what was on your mind? going back to sleep

At this moment, what are you most looking forward to? tomorrow so the money transfer goes through and I can DoorDash

Who were the last 3 males you talked to? fiance, Brad, Uber driver

If you have a pet, when did you last pet him/her? last night

Do you have a favorite hair color or eye color on your preferred sex? it doesn’t really matter to me

The last song you listened to - does it remind you of anyone? not particularly, was just jamming on shuffle

What did you have for lunch yesterday? leftover sausage pizza from Little Caesars Are your eyes the same color as your sibling’s? no

Have you received any compliments about your appearance today? nope

Are you attracted to the last person you Facebook messaged? no

Do you have any appointments coming up? just had one yesterday, the next one for that is August and got nothing scheduled otherwise until then yet

Have you ever been to a petting zoo? What animals did you pet? probably but too young to remember

What do you think about nose piercings? I like em as long as it’s subtle

Have you ever had anything removed from your body? yep skin tumors and jaw cysts

Do you wear a one-piece or a two-piece when you go swimming? two piece

Have you ever experienced déjà vu? several times and it’s scary

Do you have any scratches or bruises on your body right now? bruises yeah

What would be the first thing you’d do with a million dollars? pay off credit card debt Who was the last person you visited in the hospital and why were they there? it’s been me in and out of the ER for years now so...can’t remember when it was someone else

Have you ever cried in public? unfortunately

Are you one of those people who has more than one shower a day? no

Have you ever babysat children who weren’t related to you? no

Have you ever seen Wayne’s World? yeah

Have you ever taken photos in a photobooth? yep

If you have a dog, do you walk it regularly? don’t have one unfortunately

Would you prefer a big or a small wedding? small and private, fam and close friends

Do you smoke when you’re drinking alcohol? I smoke cigs all the time every day but yeah when I’m drinking I tend to chainsmoke more

How many people do you message on a regular basis? three, usually

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