#fucking zelena

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

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I hate hate HATE how belle went to zelena ZELENA of all people for help.

THE WOMAN WHO ABUSED YOUR HUSBAND

WTF BELLE

Call me what you want, but it comes from love.

I said it before and I'll say it again. Fuck you zelena.

AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK BELLE

Love henry such a smart fucking kid.

Get away from our son!

It'd been cool if emma and regina got together and had a like polycule thing/poly thing with hook and Robin.

They're so nervous watching him, but he's got it.

At first I thought he meant rumple grandpa but it's probably david grandpa.

"Henry violet might be a nice girl but she's a commoner she's lucky to have a prince like you."

Subtle.

Real subtle.

This just pissed me off.

This and her not letting rumple at the birth. Like BELLE he loves you both so much. He'll get his head out of his ass.

At least Skype him for the birth.

#lem watches ouat #rumbelle #ouat belle #belle gold #mr. gold #ouat rumple #rumplestiltskin #henry mills #regina mills #evil queen #emma swan #ouat #once upon a time #fucking zelena

[feellikearainbow]

How to go back in time to the 2013 Tumblr era and scream with my teenage self?????

#zayn #selena #i dont want to be rude but fuck the harry drama this is the real tea #i want to feast like a king #literally two of the hottest humans alive in relationship #i have a very good feeling that they will be great for each other they are very sweet people #ok but seriously someone scream with me #1d #selenator #are we calling them #zelena #?? because i dig it

[oautincorrectquotes]

Zelenas adoptive dad: My dreams were shattered many years ago.

Zelena: How many years ago?

Zelenas adoptive dad: …How old are you?

#i dont fucking know that dudes name #someone tell me please 😭 #zelena #zelena mills #the wicked witch of the west #wicked witch #wicked always wins #wicked #ouat zelena #zelena ouat #ouat #once upon a time #ouat fandom #ouat humor #ouat incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #ouat headcanon #ouat headcanons #ouat headers #bex mader

[ch1llyic3y]

See no one talks abt it so I keep it to myself but I have to tell y’all about this.

Once upon a time has been my favorite shown since I was five years old and that’s something that’s never changed. And there’s so many things they’ve missed in the show or they had and did badly with (season 7) and some of it is talked about and some isn’t.

So firstly. Can we please talk about how Regina didn’t love Robin at all. I feel like (as much as I love that show) they’re so based on one thing. “You can only have one truly” and I think that’s utter bullshit. Now listen I know it’s a fictional show. But Regina barely knew shit about him. She just yearned to be loved SOOOO much. She settled for the first person to except her. And it’s the same person, that ignored her dark side. And I’m 100% the kind of person who thinks. You can’t love someone without loving them wholly. And I don’t think he did that. He literally left her the minute his wife got back talking abt some fucking “I made a pack” oh shut up you shit head.

Secondly. I think they had so much potential with Zelena and Emma. And you’re probably like… bitch what? IM TALKING ABOUT FRIENDSHIP! I feel like zelena would definitely make a group chat and name it “coven sisters” with Emma and Regina. I think Emma and Zelena has sooo much in common. They would be really quick friends. And see each other as sisters. And maybe even best friends eventually.

Wtf was that aging shit. The seventh season was so confusing. I mean we got so many characters we DESERVED. But it was so fucking confusing. There’s so many doppelgängers and everyone is DEFINITELY related to everyone. And this is suppose to be a whole other universe but y’all saying when Regina was the evil queen she was with dr.faciler. Idk how to spell homeboy name. All I know. Is they wanted money. And that wasn’t the way to get it.

And lastly Emma is the fucking savior. STOP MAKING HER SUFFER. Im so tired of Regina this regina that. Who’s the main character? WHO IS IT? Also. She wasn’t in the last season. What were you trying to accomplish by NOT putting her in there?! Also the truama she has. The pain she has. Emma has had red in her eye-line from season four to season SEVEN. That girl is in pain. Unspeakable pain. And no one talks about. They say she got her happily ever after but home girl still suffering. Also that girl ain’t love hook. This is not some swanqueen agenda. This is me giving it to you straight. Hook said he HATED her. Even as dark ones. Emma still loved him. And Henry. Rumple still loved Neal. SO MUCH HE CASTED A CURSE FOR HIM. Even as a dark one they still were able to love the ones they love most. And shit LOVE THEM EVEN MORE. That’s how the dagger did it. Show you what you desire and STRIP IT FROM YOU. Hook ain’t love shit. NOTHING. NOT A DAMN THING. I think it was something they fed to themselves. They both desired to be loved. Him not wanting to me alone. And her simply because she’s the product of true love. She thinks she NEEDS it. She HAS to have it. And honestly I think she’s better alone.

Anyways… rant over. It’s 7:24 am. I haven’t been sleep. Goodbye children.

#emma swan #regina mills #zelena mills #ouat #Captain Hook #captain swan #once upon a time #oncers #Regina deserved better #Emma zelena and Regina was a trio we deserved #hook wasn’t a bad guy he was just bad for her #zelena deserved a happy ending what she got was ass #fuck Robin Hood #outlaw queen #<<< is not an agenda I fuck with. but the fans gotta see this #swanqueen lowkey eats #like I ship it #kinda… #emma swan is a freaking orphan. forced to save the lives of people who abandoned her. and I’m returns continues to get abandoned #and is constantly forced to smile and act okay. she is not okay! #Regina was a bad person yes. but she’s not the other woman. I’m sick of her being the other woman! who they call when Emma fails? GINA. #king Leopold was obsessed with Snow White and his DEAD wife eva. but who was he married to? GINA #Robin hood wife came back and instead of putting on his big boy pants he left the best person ever. who’s that person? GINA. #zelena mills redemption arc was always downplayed. and she just kept going bad or doing shit. she just wanted to be love. #THEY ALL WANT TO BE LOVE #okay I’m done with my tags rant. I hate rewatching stuff. I get mad for no reason💀💀

[jewishsuperfam]

insane watching people react to ouat 3x18 and NOT come away with the primary reaction of "holy shit cora really forced her teenage daughter to marry her ex-fiance who was already a grown-ass man before regina was even CONCEIVED"

#like yes poor cora for getting taken advantage of and slutshamed and living miserably under feudalism #and poor cora for having also gotten fucked over by snow's mom #and poor zelena for getting given away #but. primarily. poor regina once again for having been forced to marry leopold

[smugraccoon137]

I'm going to make a little bitch scale for once upon a time. And at the very tip top is King Arthur

#I thought It was zelena in her debut season #I really did #The fucking whining #But literally Arthur is the worst #He is the littlest bitch #Literally without him season 5 had no conflict #He is the source of all problems #And that's with the gang wanting the exact same thing he wants #So his upsettyness makes no sense except that he's a little baby petit bitch #The og cuck king of all time #Here's to you Arthur! #text #textpost #once upon a time #ouat #ouat rewatch

[blairwld]

#listen zelena is so silly #but idk the fact that zelena has made her villany her connection to regina #and regina lets it go #but zelena's jealousy and hate are her fucked up version of love. so if regina is not a villain anymore she no longer has a connection #so zelena truly feels rejected. because if you are not my competition how can i hate (love) you? #love being pretentious about this stupid show <3 #ouat rewatch #i am rambling

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

could you imagine being robert carlyle and robbie kay. one of you is fully middle aged the other is like 19 and you’re playing father and son but NOT the way you’d think. and you’re slaying the house down too…

#they really did body that there’s no other way to say it!! #when rumple goes up to zelena and he’s like hey have you met my. father. and then it’s a fucking 19 year old. #🍎 #hello i waited to post this until i knew tee knew about this twist <3 enjoy this post i made several days ago while watching season five :) #and yes tee. he comes back in season five. everybody does it slays so hard

[chaoticnerdsstuff]

The ouat plot is so bad but Lana Padilla is so fine and Regina is one of my favorite characters😭😭

#i like ruby regina zelena elsa anna kristoff merida mulan maleficent cruella cora hades dorothy Andddddd sometimes Snow #but most of the characters that are mentions BARELY. BARELY SHOW UP. #some of them just never appear💀 #I don't like most of the main characters #Especially the fucking charmings- except Emma

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

I still don't like zelena.

That's a nice picture of her and regina though.

Guess whose back? Back again?

Aww poor lil Roland.

Awww it's nice she named her robin though

Fucking hell rumple.

Belles gonna have her pregnant super strength and kick your ass.

What else could he get that's power?

Ugh

The shot of Roland kissing robin and granny kissing round had me bawling.

😭😭😭😭😭😭 Roland has a feather for regina 😭😭😭😭

Oh God who the fuck is this now???

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Don't make grandpa whoop your behind henry.

Oh great. Jekyll and Hyde are here.

#lem watches ouat #ouat #once upon a time #ouat rumple #rumplestiltskin #mr. gold #regina mills #henry mills #emma swan #captain swan #captain hook #killian jones #ouat jekyll and hyde #robin hood #zelena mills #fucking zelena

[thatdamnokie]

rewatching ouat again four years after the show has ended and i am still a hundred percent team hit zelena in the face with a hyundai

specifically, my hyundai

#personal #once upon a time #ouat #zelena #zelena mills #rebecca mader #note that i fucking love rebecca she gives off big friend energy #but if i ever see the wicked witch it's on sight #i'mma die #but i'mma piss her off first

[morgana-pendragon]

honestly what did i expect from robin and zelena’s daughter

#i am. trying to hold out because i know she’s in gay with alice but. fucking hell #i love zelena now actually btw #abbie watches ouat #7x11 #blacklist for milly

[oautincorrectquotes]

Zelena: Fuck the police! Eat the rich!

Regina: *Staring at Emma* Yeah, I'm trying to.

#swan mills family #mills x swan #emma x regina #regina x emma #swan queen #storybrooke #the enchanted forest #ouat zelena #zelena mills #zelena ouat #zelena #regina mills #bex mader #lana parrilla #ouat regina #regina the evil queen #the evil queen #jennifer morrison #ouat emma swan #emma swan #incorrect quotes #ouat crack #funny ouat #ouat humour #ouat humor #ouat #once upon a time #ouat incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #ouat headcanons

[lalixlizzie]

Emma: You should always say “Please” and “Thank you”.

Regina, to Zelena: Please shut the fuck up. Thank you.

Emma: Not exactly what I had in mind, but you can’t deny progress.

#incorrect ouat quotes #ouat #ouat fandom #ouat humor #ouat incorrect quotes #regina mills #emma swan #evil queen #once upon a time #ouat headcanon #zelena mills #wicked witch #incorrect quotes #swan queen #swanqueen #the evil queen #the savior

[ouatsqincorrect]

Emma: It's pretty cold outside. We should stay close. Want to hold hands?

Regina, blushing: Okay!

Zelena, passing by: It's fucking summer.

#emma swan #regina mills #zelena mills #swan queen #once upon a time #ouat #incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #source: tumblr

[blairwld]

archie hopper out there just casually violating the doctor patient confidentiality

#as regina said: you got your PhD from a curse #i mean. expected in the town of the middle school teacher is sort of our mayor. and the 2nd sheriff worked in a pet shelter a few months ag #like who the fuck made charming a sheriff. he is a shepherd #also the whole 'everyone is related' fuckery that i'm sure doesn't create any conflict of interest asjhfjhsdj #if we think about it the entire town is run by nepotism that comes from the enchanted forest monarchy #this reminds me of s3 when zelena pretends to be some random girl that is not famous. and snow is like :0 #.....i think i have lost the plot lmao #i am rambling #ouat rewatch