#fucking whack

[rudjedet]

Sure didn't have "methylphenidate is going to partly solve my anosmia" on my 2024 bingo card YET HERE WE ARE

#there have been a couple of double blind studies that seem to indicate a lack of olfactory sense could be a bio marker for adhd #AND #that treatment with methylphenidate can increase olfactory sensitivity #fucking whack

[jelliclekay]

my birthday is next weekend omg

#i turn 29 #fucking whack

[weavile]

the!!!!!! archdevil!!!!!!!!! of!!!!!!!!! REBELLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#d20 #dimension 20 #fhjy #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #figueroth faeth #thinking abt that post that compiled all the dmg each ih did during combat n fig/emily did like. 800+ lol what the fuck #sorry if the pose is whack sidesaddle is very difficult

[arbellaart]

Beanstalk now in color!

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Ink version here. Full size is available for supporters on Patreon and discord

#Arknights #Beanstalk #NSFT #If I get whacked by tumblr for this it's my own fault #but fuck it we ball

[introspectivememories]

#fucking idiots the both of them #lewis you lost nico 'britney' rosberg???? #and nico you lost lewis hamilton???? #you stupid fucking idiots #me whacking them with a roller up newspaper: IT'S. BEEN. A. DECADE. TALK. TO. EACH. OTHER #i mean like at this point it has to be a psychological experiment #how much psychic damage can our fans take before they snap? #why am i sobbing over two forty year olds on the bus? #anthony hamilton and keke rosberg please hold an intervention for your children #im sorry but if i fumbled britney and lewis you would've had to sedate me #like straitjacket and psych ward and everything #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #f1 #brocedes

[darthmalewife]

Cody can make all kinds of food. All you need to do is give that man a recipe, and he'll fucking nail it. And it makes Obi-Wan picky as fuck because he keeps going to restaurants and all he can think is "Cody would've made this better."

Not only does he enjoy Cody's cooking, but he also enjoys watching him in the kitchen with an apron on that flaunts his waist.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #codywan #obiwan tries to start something in the kitchen so cody whacks him with a spatula and tells him to fuck off #he aint letting the food burn when hes put this much effort into it

[bbbbbbbbatman]

headcanon that tim has a secret compartment in his staff that's incased in lead and inside is some kryptonite. just a little, just some shavings--not enough to do any real damage, just enough so that when kon is being annoying, tim can hit a button and the lead case will retract and kon will actually feel it when tim whacks him in the head.

#kon: *being annoying* #tim: *has had enough and just whacks him* #*it actually hurts* #kon: what the FUCK?! #tim drake #red robin #kon el #conner kent #superboy #young justice #timkon #mine

[xeemaee]

Big dungeon meshi manga spoilers:

Kabru really spends the second half of the manga thinking he might have to kill Laios after what Mithrun told him. But he can’t bring himself to do it because despite every signal telling him that Laios would be corrupted by the dungeon’s powers he believes deep down that Laios is gonna do the right thing. Every time he sees him he tries so hard to tell him what’s going on because he really believes that if Laios knows the truth he’ll do the right thing.

Like… Kabru, who understands people so so well, is having an internal fight of his head telling him he needs to kill Laios because look at the signs, and his heart saying he can be convinced away because he knows he is good.

Kabru, who has been shown to kill people without a second thought when they are morally reprehensible, continuing to believe that Laios is good and should stay alive and believing in him.

#they are just… so fucking interesting to me #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers #kabru #laios touden #labru #damn it I wrote this when I was exhausted and it looks whack bc of that but too many people have reblogged it for edits so… oh well

[gailynovelry]

Thinking a little bit about that one "I'm an English major and a professional as opposed to you amateurs" anon. Gonna roast 'em a little bit, but with the intention of addressing a thing we've had in mind for a while.

Real talk, coming from someone who WAS an English major; majoring in English is not necessarily a guarantee that someone is a good writer. For one, you can be bad at your major, full stop. For another, it's not even a guarantee that someone identifies as a writer to begin with. English as a major is pretty broad, and it covers reading too, among other things. There's library science, analytical academia, historical preservation & interpretation (MEDIEVAL MANUSCRIPTS HELL YES), editing, nonfiction trades (often crosses over with STEM majors), marketing (crosses over with business majors), and also book design and typography (<3 <3 <3 our favorite, crosses over with art majors).

Someone can major in English and take a specific minor with the goal of falling into a trade that is not writing literary fiction. In fact, we would argue that most people who get something useful out of their major are the ones that do that.

It's also worth noting that it's possible to be an English major focused on "lowbrow" fiction. There are people who major in English and use the experience towards the end of writing erotica. There are people who major in English with the intent to write genre fiction. There are people who major in English to study the history and social context of fanfiction.

These things are, in fact, worthy fields of study! The realm of the "amateur" is the realm where a lot of cultural conversations and innovations happen!

Expecting English as a major to be a tract specifically for producing acclaimed literary fictionists is not realistic, not how the discipline typically works, and it's certainly not a thing you can use to hold over other writers' heads. It is perfectly possible for people to write good things (professional-grade things even) without ever touching a college course.

I sat through so much bad writing in college. Technically bad, thematically bad, gramatically bad. And I routinely bump into non-graduate authors who write texts, formal and informal alike, that blow my own writing clean out of the water with their quality.

In short, dismissing other people in your general field as "amateurs" who are beneath you is an incredibly unprofessional thing to do.

#writeblr #basically this is an anti-elitism post #sometimes we see elitism creeping back into writeblr #and as academia enthusiasts we feel the need to respond to it by whacking it with a broom #because! if you were really dedicated to the honing and preservation of knowledge & skill! you would NOT! be! dismissing people offhand! #and you would especially not be putting them down to boost your own ego! #you would be learning from them or politely leaving them the FUCK alone to do their own thing while you focus on yours! #*general you here #i know we sound angry here but please imagine us saying all of this with wicked glee while whacking Amateur Anon with said broom #because we are saying it out of enthusiasm for the people who are making cool things around here #ourselves included because we are not allowed self-deprication anymore

[normystical]

ATTENTION ALL ALASTOR SHIPPERS: 

uniromantic 

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. PROCEED

#it means you only experience romantic attraction to one person in your life ever!! #some people get their only crush SUUPER late #sooo a few decades or centuries works out fine :3 #just as long as it's not a poly ship lmao.. two crushes makes you NOT uni because. uni. like. u know ur root words right #also IT IS NOT “fixing” one's aroness it is an aro identity of its own and not superior to any other identities !!! #just saying that bc fandoms fucking suck #anyway i think it'd be cute. especially with his disgust for even platonic affection. tryna be all intimidating #then THAT all of a sudden?? the agony. such silly billy blissful agony. not blissful for him but for the viewers of his suffering like us #tehe #uniromantic alastor #arospec alastor #aro alastor #alastor #hazbin hotel #FML what if i secretly put a hamburger emoji in tags 🍔 yeah that's right fuck you society #radioapple #radiostatic #duckiedeer #charlastor #what other fucking ships are there uhhhhh #idfk i headcanon him as full-on stereotypical aro whatever you call that i don't even do this bullshit #voxal #radiodust #alastor x oc #i think i am cringe. #i sincerely believe i am cringe and terrible. mayhaps social anxiety. who tf knowssss #P.S. as long as HE is not the one with multiple crushes i know polycules are whack #but ofc he could be grayro but where's the fun in that (there is lots of fun in it i am sorry) #radiorose

[knightish-angel]

Just trying to get Anything down on the page at this point ;;

#fucking hell man #life is whack #anyway #knightish draws #digital drawing #drawing #fanart #sketch #spiderverse fanart #spider punk #hobie fanart #hobie spiderverse #across the spider verse fanart #across the spiderverse

[beatupcorpse]

"Haha." Jay presses a finger to his forehead. "Tricked ya." Jay lightly pushes his head with a flick and drops his hand with a light thud, like he lacked the energy to spare to bother lowering it gently. "You really thought that the winner got to stay in the ring, boulderbrain? ...Yeah, I did too. Can't blame you for wish—" Jay suddenly trails off, mid-word. After a pause, he continues, "Positive thinking..."

"No. No, no way." Cole whips his head to Nadakhan, who has a grand old grin slapped up on his face like he’s watching the show of a lifetime.

maybe you can't grasp how much love and effort went into this comic. but I hope some can. I did my very best... pls read my favorite whump fic yet and leave a comment if you like it

#rotten art #ninjago #comics #blood #sorry if the nadakan looks whack i care so fucking lil abt him #que hacer cuando uno se siente mal? poner tu poca energia en algo mas bonito ajuaaa

[daliasdarlin]

I can't not picture Dracula this way every time an episode of tazvd starts with his lil diary entries 😭 dracula is literally out there in the clubs of lumina freakin it sensitive style. Thank u griffin <333

#taz vs dracula #and im right i know it #taz #taz versus dracula #taz v dracula #tazvd #is that even how u spell lumina idk #lotta whack ass names this round and after fucking PHILEOUX(?) ive stopped trying lmao

[bradshawsbitch]

lewis 'snow white' pullman

bonus;

#and what if i were sewerslidal #what if this was my 13th reason #lewis pullman #lewis pullman gifs #rhett abbott #bc its rhett vibes #i'm just not normal about this little dude #every day i talk to leah about him and every die i feel myself go a little more insane #my gifs #HES SO FUCKING SOFT GOD #i know the bonus gif is whack but i just love him

[loud-whistling-yes]

All i know is the Season 9 of Hermitcraft, hc x dsmp crossover and Tilly do us apart. The rest you mention is foreign to me. So yeah and also I agreed that no person should see the entirety of dsmp history. Like damn... many things have occur in a short period of time?!

Glad you've asked! Here is a list of things part of mcyt history that has happened in the last 4 years:

Hermitcraft season 7 will be 4 years old in a month (February 2020)

The dsmp will be 4 too in a few months (April 2020)

Dream SMP War by Sadist, the video that caused one of the largest surges of popularity for the dsmp, turns 4 in August

Doomsday celebrated it's 3rd anniversary about a week ago (6th January 2021)

Yes. Almost ALL of the dsmp story up to that point happened within the span of about 5 months. From the VERY BEGINNING OF THE DISC SAGA TO THE TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF LMANBURG. It all took place from July to early January. What the fuck.

3rd life will be turning 3 in April (April 2021)

Penismp turns 3 in May. I cannot stress this enough. Remember the fake smp that predated goncharov BY A FUCKING YEAR AND A HALF and trended 3rd on Tumblr for 2 days straight??? That was almost 3 years ago now.

The surge of popularity for Passerine happens around May of 2021, following Sadist's animation Sunsprite's Eulogy

Empires season 1 will be 3 years old in June

Hermitcraft season 8 will also be 3 in June (exactly one week apart! Esmp started on 12th June while hcs8 started on the 19th)

Yes, you heard it right, the life series and empires predate season 8! Pearl and Gem became hermits roughly a week AFTER the cactus ring.

June 2021 is ALSO the month where MCC Pride 2021 took place. Y'know, the one with Wilbur's office on fire and technoblade getting nicknamed Tech by grian. THIS IS ALSO turning 3 this year. June 2021 was a wild month.

Techno's escape from prison will be 3 years old this year too. September fucking 2021. It's been 3 years since this happened.

The canary's curse has been a concept in the fandom for a little over 2 years now, following jimmy's final death in last life (early November 2021)

Moon Big also occurred around this time frame, which means it's turning 3 this year!

Mangoball becomes a dsmp fandom staple around early December 2021

The 2 year anniversary of @/chrisrin's curses last life animation is in 2 days! (16th January 2022)

Following the end of empires season 1, hermitcraft season 8 and the lore drought of the dsmp, this is where the big Content Drought of 2022 happens. This is where dreamempirescraft became a thing. This is also where that drawing came from.

Hermitcraft season 9 will also be 2 soon (March 2022). Longest season, everyone.

Double life is currently a year and a half old! (June 2022) Every mention of tilly, pearl being the devil, the scarlet pearl, something wicked this way comes, ALL of it, came from a year and a half ago

Yes, this means that season 9 saw the beginning and end of not one, not two, but THREE seasons of the life series. Longest season, everyone.

Speaking of longest season, anyone remember the esmp crossover? This will also turn 2 this year (November 2022)

Qsmp is about to turn a year old soon! This is less of a fact to make you feel old but a fact that makes you think "ALL THAT IN LESS THAN A YEAR?????", and you'd be right! What the fuck! How did this all happen in less than a year!

#asks #ALL of this happened because we were stuck at home for a whole year straight. do you ever think about that #whack #dream smp #hermitcraft #life series smp #empires smp #mcyt #qsmp #this isnt even going into detail over a bunch of other series! all the hardcore series! origins! empires 2! fucking tftsmp! afterlife! #how does it feel to have been part of a new age of mcyt

[theroseeatsribs]

IT’S THEIR BIRTHDAY!!! do something nice for a turtle or jump on a sibling

#tmnt #tmnt 2003 #my art #original #hahaha this took TOO LONG HOOOOOLLYYY SHIT #art is never finished only abandoned because I just cant fucking look at this anymore lol #the colors are whack i know #teenage mutant ninja turtles #2003 tmnt