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theonyxranger · 2 hours ago
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Every time my coworker sees me in a group context he gets angry because he's no longer the tallest person in the shop and he HATES looking up to people. It's incredibly funny.
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you-said-yes · 2 hours ago
Left Brain, Right Brain by Bo Burnham: https://youtu.be/edmIy21ds2c
except it's about Pietro (left brain) and Peter (right brain) forming the Quicksilver identity
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mangomingki · 3 hours ago
mY SWEET SUMMER CHILD MINGI
MORE MINGI GIFS
*the occasional yunho mental breakdown*
t I me T O G I F M I N G I
- lina (for the impersonation ask skjngksjh)
AHAHAHHAA OH MY GOSH pffff yep this is accurate
impersonate me in my inbox
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quinntuplesmile · 4 hours ago
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pipeline from exclusively iding as ace to aroace with more emphasis on the ace part to aroace with more emphasis on the aro part to almost exclusively iding as aro
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jaffre · 4 hours ago
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i finally watched birds of prey and its very super good, honestly didnt think i was gonna like it that much
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deadasursleepschedule · 5 hours ago
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June 16th, 2021
Dear Diary, 
Today I went bike riding with my father in an attempt to be more active. This was, unfortunately, a mistake. During this bike ride I overestimated my U-turn on a bike experience points and crashed. The bike slipped on one of those weird sandy parts at the side of the road and sent me tumbling into a ditch. When I crawled out of the ditch, everything was alright at first, barring my bleeding knees. And then I stood up, and everything turned black. Well, not quite, but I did nearly black out. It was as if someone turned the real world's contrast setting up to one million, or like the photocopy of a coloured textbook. I had trouble breathing, I was swaying on my feet, and almost fainted like a Y/A protagonist, or the main character of a shitty Wattpad novel. My dad nearly called an ambulance, but we decided to wait for a little bit. Eventually, my breathing went down and my vision started coming back to me, but I couldn't ride my bike anymore so we had to walk back home for 15 minutes while I had a painful concussion, with motors roaring and people mowing their lawns. It sucked, and now my knees are gonna be extra scarred. Darn.
Sincerely, Sleep.
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mayasaura · 6 hours ago
can i ask why you have an ianthe cw? ive seen it around tlt tumblr and im just curious
Warning: this post contains greater than the reccomended dose of Ianthe Tridentarius. Talk to your doctor if you or your loved ones begin presenting signs of Ianthelioma.
It's a joke that orginated on one of the Locked Tomb discords!
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bipercabeth · 6 hours ago
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every few months a new logan lerman poseidon post goes around and proves that no one in the pjo fandom knows how to click a link
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lerrryyyyy · 9 hours ago
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bakugo just wants to eat his curry in peace without seeing deku and half-n-half make disgusting heart eyes at each other 😤
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hardhuilen · 9 hours ago
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my brother: *is looking into buying a good camera*
my brother: you've always told me that nikon sucks ass
me: that I think nikon sucks ass, yes. but quality wise it's about the same as canon
my brother: well i've completely internalized that opinion already so i don't want a nikon
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zaneromaevemybeloved · 10 hours ago
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this is them and i’ll hear no arguments
Cadenza: Hey guys, what do you think of this blazer I got for my mother’s wedding?
Laurauce: You look like you should be a host,
Cadenza: A host? Like a restaurant host?
Laurance: [scoffs] No, a game show host,
Cadenza: I don’t, I don’t want to look like a gameshow host.
Laurance: Oh well excuse me. Vanna White is the host of wheel of fortune and she looks amazing all the time.
Garroth: Maybe you’re not a game show host! Maybe you’re a host of escorts of the night!
Cadenza: I don’t wanna look like that either,
Garroth: Well you’re not really giving us a lot to work with here,
Cadenza: Okay, well, I was maybe going to wear a corset or something lacey under it so...maybe that’ll help.
Garroth: You know you’re throwing a lot of words my way and I just, I can’t tell you what any of those mean.
Cadenza: You don’t know what lacey- you don’t know what the word lace means? Give it your best shot. Describe it.
Laurance: I dunno, loose.
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winchestergifs · 12 hours ago
Do you mind if I ask for the translation of the words used on your trans day gifset? (The poem is beautiful! Thanks for linking it!)
thank you im so glad you like it!! the translation is actually in the caption: "my god, the soul you have placed in me (or: given to me) is pure." It's from the Talmud tractate Brachot - not a poem, but a part of legal Rabbinic Jewish text from the Temple period that has been adapted into liturgy. this phrase eventually became part of the morning prayer sequence of thanking god for the functions of our physical body :)
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winterswake · 12 hours ago
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dostoevsky holds a reputation of a very dark and depressed writer (which I’m not entirely agree with), and yes, his books might be violent and rought and nasty but damn THEY ARE ALSO EXTREMELY FUNNY
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spacesuitsforemergency · 13 hours ago
I fee like Kitty and Tenri would be so fun to see interact-
They’re definitely frenemies
Sometimes they’re talking about how much more prettier they are than everyone else, and how hard it is being so perfect and brilliant and gorgeous
Other times they’re both being annoying brats and he’s watching her runway video on repeat to taunt her
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with-the-same-tattoos · 14 hours ago
as much as I would like to be a switch like the other anons I am unfortunately just a complete bottom ;-;
Nothing unfortunate about that !!!! Ur doing amazing!!!! Its a little funny tho innit
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starfiyah · 15 hours ago
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can i watch the loki series even if i haven’t watched infinity war or endgame or anything past thor ragnarok. i know his neck gets snapped in the main timeline so only 2012 loki is alive or smthg right?? but is that all i need to know???
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