#fuck yeah Easter holy hell

[47-protons]

has a conversation with my coworker (< evangelical baptist) on friday that is absolutely still ringing in my head like a bell (i am not christian.)

#was talking about how. y'know. you don't go to hell if you don't know about jesus. which i think is nice because. that'd be SO unfair #eternal damnation for something you didn't even know about? hell yeah that DOESN'T happen. #and she goes ''yeah i agree! that's very good'' and then a couple minutes later said ''that's why we do mission trips to bring people- #-the good word'' and it's like. buddy. bUDDY. we JUST established that. you DON'T go to hell if you don't know!! you agreed that was good!! #i don't understand!! #she agreed with me. she said 'we don't believe in keeping people in a religion with fear mongering that's not christian' and then. says #yeah we send mission trips out to teach them about jesus! like MEG if they didn't KNOW they WOULDN'T GO TO HELL and NOW that you've TOLD #THEM about god. under the rules of your faith they either have to accept your god and leave behind their own faith. or go to hell. #what the FUCK?? and she like. did not grasp this emotion i am feeling. i tried to explain. i don't think i got it across #indignation? anger? upset at injustice here??? just generally upset??? i am not good at labeling emotions but by god was i distressed! #happy easter i GUESS but holy SHIT

[thebearer]

only because of the hints carm is catholic, i feel like he wouldn’t take the traditions too seriously when he becomes a father, or something. but i do feel like he would have a christening ceremony for the baby’s. i’m only thinking of a teeny teddy in this poofy white dress with her bonnet on (and ofc carm in a nice suit or something)

"This is insane." Carmen huffed, pulling on his tie. "I haven't been in this church since... well, Mikey's funeral, but my Communion before then."

You grinned, bouncing baby teddy in your lap. Her white lace bonnet and long lace dress, all intricate details and a little worn. It had been Sugar's before, Carmen's mom insisted you use it.

Donna was the reason you were here. Well, part of it. Carmen's family was religious passing, he said. Put on a front, went to mass on Easter and Christmas Day, but that's about as far as it went. Well, besides Donna's wine addiction which could hardly be claimed as a religious practice.

"I bet you looked so cute in your little Communion outfit." You grinned, pleased at the way Carmen's lips twitched.

"Shut up." Carmen said playfully, shifting in the uncomfortable wooden pew. "Holy fuck, can this be over?"

"Carmen, we're in a church." You hissed, eyes cutting around to the other parents in front of you.

"I said holy." Carmen muttered, biting back a smirk at your eye roll. "She does look cute." He hummed, taking Teddy's tiny hand in his, letting her fist wrap around his finger.

"She looks so cute." You cooed, pressing a kiss to her chubby cheek. "Like a little Victorian baby."

"Yeah." Carmen snorted lightly. "Surprised my mom still had this."

"Sugar had it." You gave him a light look. "She, uh, she said she went and got it when she was pregnant. In case it was a girl."

"That makes more sense." Carmen nodded. "I don't even know what we do up here."

"Just stand there. They just sprinkle water, right?" You shrugged, looking around. "They're not gonna dunk her, right?"

"Better not." Carmen's fists clenched at the thought. "I'll really be going to Hell then."

#thebearer #carmen berzatto #bearblahs #carmy berzatto #carmy berzatto x reader #carmen berzatto smut #dad!carmen berzatto x mom!reader #dad!carmen berzatto #dilf!carmen berzatto #carmen berzatto x reader #carmen berzatto fic #dorothea “teddy” berzatto #thebearerblurbs #carmen berzatto fluff #donna berzatto #sugar berzatto #the bear fx #carmy the bear #the bear season 2 #the bear

[bitchesgetriches]

hi bitches!! just wanted to share the absolute insanity of my last 12 days!

day 0: found out we are being evicted because the landlord wants our house back. we have done nothing wrong and broken no rules but turns out he can still do that! we have 2 months to get out.

day 0.5: decide we are going to try and buy a house. luckily our savings can scrape into a small deposit already!

day 3: mortgage agreement in principle achieved on the second phone call. first house viewing

day 5: fourth house viewing. offer made!

day 6: find out we are one of six offers and some are much higher. can't up our budget to match. continue to view houses. select and instruct solicitor in preparation (using local recommendations)

day 8: saturday afternoon. a new house comes on the market. it is GORGEOUS. viewing request sent within 3 minutes.

day 9-10: easter bank holiday weekend. try not to lose mind while waiting.

day 11: offer on fourth house officially rejected. viewing on Gorgeous House. immediate discussion of how far we can push the budget to secure it FAST. offer made + essay written to seller on why we are the perfect buyers and they should immediately take the house off the market and cancel all their other viewings.

day 11.5: cannot sleep. this house is IT for us.

day 12, 9:38am:

OFFER ACCEPTED!!!!!!

so yes. that has been the last 12 days of my life. we will probably still not manage it within the two months but we have friends we can stay with while waiting for the sale to complete.

HOLY SHIT WE ARE BUYING A HOUSE!!!!!

Holy shit baby, this took us on a JOURNEY. What a wild ride!

This is exciting news and we're absolutely thrilled for you. Fuck your uncaring landlord and hell yeah to those sellers who saw your inherent brilliance!

[one-coming-is-enough]

I wanna hear about your beef with Mr. Claus, if you don't mind.

I've been sleeping on this ask for a minute, and it's time, honestly. I've had such a busy holiday season already, it's crazy! I mean, this year in addition to all the zombies, I'm trying to get through the training videos for taking over Hell, and they're meandering, awkward, and full of incoherent jargon. It's just a lot!

But the 6th was St. Nicholas's Day, and tonight it's Hanukkah, so I should definitely answer this one.

St. Nicholas is a decent guy, if a little stiff-necked. His thing is giving dowries to poor women so they don't have to go into sex work. And also bringing poor children back to life after they're sold for stew meat.

(Also, he was the one who proposed at the Council of Nicea that Easter be celebrated on the first full moon after the spring equinox, which tied it to the solar calendar instead of the lunar calendar. Granted, this was to reduce the Jewish influence on the religion, but it also made it easier for Me to celebrate Passover, and I really like Passover.)

So St. Nicholas Day ends up being a day where, instead of finding the nearest whore and offering to fund her marriage (sex work is work), you give money and presents to children. You can see the connection, yeah? Make sure kids have what they need growing up and they won't go hoing to make ends meet. Or have to be made into stew.

Meanwhile, we have this spirit over in the East called Ded Moroz, or Grandpa Frost. He's just, like, an old guy who freezes stuff. He'll take your kids if they wander out in the cold like you told the little bastards not to do.

And because of cultural drift, the duties of Ded Moroz get shifted over to Odin, another dude from the East. Originated somewhere between the steppes of Mongolia and Turkey, as far as anyone knows, finally made his way to Sweden and even the British Isles. Odin is now the Yulefather, the freezer of water and collector of the dead in the dying part of the year. Makes sense, because He's a wind god, since air is the element connected with Spirit at this time. (This is true for Hebrew and Latin, too! Pneuma and ru'ach.)

Well, the church doesn't like that Ded Moroz is a spooky guy who takes souls, decides he's a demon. But people like their Ded Moroz a lot. So now, instead of being a demon who takes souls, he's... Well, who do we have that's also from the East, Turkey specifically, and who is associated with giving or taking something, especially regarding children?

We have St. Nicholas! Who gives children presents instead of taking their souls, and coincidentally can calm the storm (of wind) that so often takes the souls of those lost outside in the cold. And his holiday is just under 20 days before Yule Xmas it's Christmas now. (Or, Yuletide. You know, whatever. Sheol is Hades now, who gives a shit.)

So it all gets kinda muddled up. Odin, St. Nick, Ded Moroz. Father Frost, Father Solstice, Father Christmas.

Well, I'm hanging out in the Holy Roman Empire, and I hear about this guy known as Sinterklaas. I think it's my old buddy and trusted employee Nicholas of Myra, who as far as I know has been buying, freeing, and funding the education and/or startups of slaves for as long as that's been possible. (He has six to eight African guys he ended up hiring on as assistants.) And I hear he's giving out not just coins and oranges, which prevent scurvy, but also toys and candy. And Nicholas of Myra is a good man, but he had zero sense of humor or fun and would never give a kid candy ("it rots your teeth, at least have an orange").

So I track down this Klaus, whom the kids also call Kris Kringle. I hear the kids have been doing all sorts of weird rituals to him, like the Spanish Yule log that shits candy, or the little pooping guy they hide in the Nativity scene (also Spanish, now that I think about it. What the fuck did the Inquisition do to people's brains over there?). And that he has a creepy BDSM goat called the Krampus for an assistant, who's in charge of dealing out the punishment to bad kids (that one's German and I thought it was just, like, the nation's id or something).

And he's smol. I mean, this guy is fucking Thumbelina sized. Roughly round, jolly as fuck, red fur trimmed in white, pointy toque beanie to match, and a miniature sleigh with eight tiny reindeer. Telltale pointed ears. Sparkling all over like they do.

Eight transmuted beings. Sleipnir (Dasher), Shiva and Baal Marquad (Dancer, Prancer), a kitsune (Vixen), a fallen star (Comet), Eros Himself (Cupid), and Thunder and Lightning -- Thor and Loki. Donner and Blitzen.

It's an entire Neil Gaiman novella of folks who've, I dunno, lost some kind of bet to him.

Okay. So he's one of The Neighbors. Gotta be careful.

I greet him like he's my old buddy Nicholas. I ask him how the soul collection is going and ask to see his inventory. He demurs, but I remind him that I'm his boss and they'll all come to Me eventually anyway. I just want to see if I think he ought to put any back. Oh, and can I just scan your company badge so I can establish that you made your check-in?

Well, I'm bluffing really hard, but he doesn't know that. He says he lost it. I tell him I'll wait with the souls until he gets back -- actually, whoa, looks like he's got a full load there. I'll take them in Myself.

That's when he laughs and says, "Well, Jesus, looks like You caught Me fair and square tonight. But how's about you and I make a deal? I'll spread Your Word and tell children to be good. And I will tell them to give to others all year round, because that's the spirit of Christmas. If they are good all year round, doing what their parents say, I will give them presents. If they are not good all year round -- which is to say, they don't do what their parents tell them to earn Christmas presents -- I will not give them presents. Fair?"

Note the wording carefully. Note where there's an and, and where there's not an and.

This works for a while. And then this song comes out.

Something seems wrong if kids are getting Santa presents according to the wealth of their parents, not their goodness over the year.

Then I find out that the primary metric by which Santa distributes presents is no longer behavior, but belief.

Not in Me.

In SANTA CLAUS.

I storm into his North Pole office yelling idolatry and he's got a fucking elven lawyer underlining shit. He didn't convert. He only promised to encourage charity. He didn't promise presents for charity, it's just for kids doing what their parents say they need to in order to get gifts, and right now that's belief in him.

I'm fucking steamed and he points out that I do exactly the same thing. Instead of doing good works or seeing the Divine in others regardless of social status or even fighting for equality here on Earth, Heaven has gotten twisted around to the point where believing in Me alone -- not what I stand for, which at this point can be nearly anything, but just the idea that I existed and did the Thing -- is considered sufficient acceptance criteria.

And I can't argue with that but I hate it. I hate that it's come to that. I hate what My section of Heaven looks like these days. I personally have been pleading for them to enact stringent, clearer, and above all objective metrics of entry, but I'm outnumbered in My own 5D connected consciousness in that opinion!!!

So. Fuck that guy. I'd literally rather you just worship Odin for Yule flat-out than fuck with Santa Claus, because at least He has solid advice for living and a comprehensive afterlife system.

I don't know what Santa Claus is doing with all that belief except get bigger, and it really scares Me.

#good omens rp #santa claus #christmas

[ben-the-hyena]

Hey!

Are you watching the Cuphead Show? The 3rd season came out today (and its apparently the final one)

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Yes I knew, I did watch it early today

And my opinion is... eh

It was better than S1B which I disliked, it sure was less mean spirited, I loved its dark humor and how it briefly alluded to game Easter eggs and Heaven, we saw the Devil more and it did have feels and made me laugh a lot at some points, but it still was a mess. Cuphead learned nothing since he went back to being selfish and self centered towards Mugman after he saved him (gambling HIS soul and wanting to have his role and ruin his chances to have it ? Yeah that's it show!Cuphead is an unlikable little shit) and towards King Dice whom I remind he was supposed to admire, the ending was anticlimactic, if it's truly the last season it felt like a scam since we didn't see lots of characters from the game in action and it DARES to pretend to link itself to the game in the end with the casino (you're going to make me believe these 2 take care in the same universe !?! Hahahha- no.) despite all the plot holes (sooo if it takes place right before the game WHY WOULD THE CUPBROS ALREADY KNOW CHALICE SINCE THEY MEET HER IN THE GAME HOW IS ELDER KETTLE SO CHILL ABOUT THE DEVIL HOW ARE PERSONALITIES DIFFERENT AND HOW WOULD SALLY STAGEPLAY NOT FEAR THE DEVIL WHEN SEEING HIM IF HER SOUL IS ALREADY HIS ?), King Dice's status felt like a retcon of his previous one (in the streets right after we saw he resides in Hell ? Uh !? And Devil and Dice act like thet had not seen each other since the show !?! UH !?!) and the crew basically kept ship baiting promising more of DevilDice when really nothing happened if not that retcon, the stageplay episode was horrendous and the Santa Claus one was boring for the most part, they completely wasted the potential of Elder Kettle ever finding out about this (THE ONLY TIME HE INTERACTS WITH THE DEVIL IS IN A FILLER EPISODE AS FUNNY AS IT WAS HOLY SHIT WHY) and the threat about Baroness went nowhere, and holy shit did they downgrade the Devil he is fucking Satan and you're gonna let him want a gift from Santa Claus and need his trident for powers and just accept his defeat in the end !?!?! This is castration !

Basically, I'm disappointed yet not surprised, but I am not angry either because I did have good laughs. But really I won't miss it if it's truly the end

#moi #episode #season #tv show #spoilers #Cuphead #anon #submission

[brick-a-doodle-do]

7, 24, and 38 for the ask game!

7 : what is your deepest joy about writing?

i guess like just the fact that i can build entire worlds. worlds with new languages, physics, entities, everything. i can completely go off of the rails with worlds and THEN make up a cool-ass main-character lifestyle for a person in that world! i can make people with personalities. i entertain the multiverse theory and i just love thinking about my worlds being real. it's cool!! also like with my own worlds and stuff i don't tell anyone the specifics of these places outside of tumblr/discord and sometimes my worlds are mine. i can see a fucking rollercoaster and imagine it in tiny workers! i can see a bag of wilbur chocolate and smile to myself knowing that almost 100 people have read what i had to say about this bag of chocolate. it's cool as hell!!! also the same thing will apply to songs, i can listen to a song after having made a new wip and go "holy shit, this reminds me of ___!"

ALSO another joy is adding personal easter eggs. (usually; if i can remember) every 1970'th word of my fic, i'll add a word referring to ff1970 because i am soo attached to fics i hate. also my phone password is 8866273 (oops) because spell that out with letters and it's tumoasd (another fic i hate but am attached to dearly)! i am soo attached to lil easter eggs that i and only a few other people can get.

OHHH and another one! this is kinda just for fanfic (as if i write anything else) but i love connecting things to the thing i'm writing for. my absolute FAVORITE one is SO SO SO cool like i will never let myself forget how cool it is is soot house. i won't go into detail about the fic cause yeah but lvjy's song one day fits SO WELL with it. "one day i know that you will be there, one day i'll focus on the future" is one that fits with sh!wilbur, but that's not the cool one at ALL

soot house is a hill house/bly manor au and a certain lil event happens on november 16th 1852 (year was COMPLETELY random) AND AND that happens to be on a TUESDAY. in one day, there's the line "'cause all i want to do is turn back time, at least a couple tuesdays, to before i found one life turn two" WHICH WAS COMPLETELY RANDOM I DID NOT SET THAT UP IN THE SLIGHTEST, IT JUST KINDA FELL INTO PLACE! and it's so cool bc in the fic wil is immortal and the line (while i know that's def not their intended purpose of that line) "before i found one life turn two" KINDAA FITS THAT bc that was the day he went immortal" and to think wil sung that song and he's the main character of soot house and idk it's soo cool how that fell into place bc 1852 was COMPLETELY random. ANYWAYS sorry to ramble like that QASJDGFSD

24 : how much prep work do you put into your stories? what does that look like for you? do you enjoy this part or do you just want to get on with it?

hhh well that depends on the story! i mean look at tiny workers with DAYS of worldbuilding, then soot house which i've never touched an outline for but still have 10k for. it's all really random. but usually planning will all be mental. if it's a larger fic i'll make a pinterest board for it and OCCASIONALLY a playlist. but usually it's just a mental outline, bc if i ever try to write anything down i put it down and try again soo many times with a different approach,,, it's a very messy process sometimes. i do like worldbuilding, it's really fun! but i think unless someone is making me do something specific with specific questions they want me to answer i just can't do anything asdjfh

38 : what is something about your writing process YOU think is really weird? if you are comfortable, please share. if you’re not comfortable, what do you think cats say about us?

hm. i really don't know, i'd have to think about it! i'd say i'm still a pretty noob writer so i don't have a cool unique writing process. butttt if i had to say, maybe the fact that it's so open? that's not necessarily weird in any way but sometimes i just feel like opening a doc on my phone and writing lil words on the way home or when no one is looking. other days i will get all cozied up and make my environment all aesthetic and shit lol (but when i do that i usually cave and just watch netflix or youtube lol)

ask game !!

#brickquiries #pop brickling #brickquiries games

[cwarscars]

(( replaying the original ffvii is always interesting especially because i’ve been playing through remake, too - so i’m like, actively comparing them and -

* i way prefer original’s writing. it’s much more nuanced and the characters feel more complex. avalanche ARE responsible for the deaths of innocents and each character feels like a mixture of good and bad (like real peeps). nobody is watered down which i appreciate. 

- example, rufus is nice to his troops / has good intentions but will also deadass execute avalanche just to improve public opinion  - tseng is shown to be pretty callous about the platefall (ditto for reno etc) but they’re also shown to be likable in their own rights ala gongaga / temple of the ancients.  - aerith has that whole otherworldly-ancient thing going on without needing a cheat sheet showing her the end outcome. like, she goes to her death not because she’s ‘ready to die’ or whatever but because she knows she needs to ‘activate holy’. like, she’s sort of as in the dark as everybody else but she’s brave enough to power through it (which personally, i prefer in comparison to her ‘i know the ending lol’ thing of the remake)  - hojo. man, what the hell? so, i just did costa del sol and you can find hojo on the beach surrounded by ladies (hojo got pussy game wot?) - and he asks aerith about ilfana, is surprised she’s dead and then is generally just like ‘fuck u guys i wanted a holiday’. i know it’s kind of an easter egg but also, it’s a far cry from what we get in remake?  - barret is always perfect 

*the story in general. i’ve always felt remake blows it’s load WAY too soon and gives far too much away for the sake of - i don’t even know what? - while i’ve been playing og with my partner, i’ve been explaining things to him and like, we did the kalm flashback and he was like ‘ohhh so this is why cloud doesn’t like sephiroth’ and i was like ‘well - do you think this flashback is real / reliable?’ and my partner was like ‘hold up, w o t ?’ 

*the implication that jenova is the big bad and not sephiroth. i’ll take it to the grave that jenova is the one pulling the strings the entire time and seph is essentially just a vessel for her (right up until the end, where i assume he’s ‘resurrected’) - the story has always felt confusing in that respect but i’ve always felt it makes sense that jenova is the one calling the shots and not sephy. i’m not sure if remake will really touch on this (it gives up glimpses of jenova but /more/ of sephy - but who knows; it’s a running theme throughout og ff7 so /shrug/ maybe remake will experiment with that). personally, i love jenova being the ultimate villain. i could write an essay on why she is tbqh & i think the devs retconned in game shit to appease fans in thinking seph is the ‘main villain’.

i just - yeah. like, i’ll always prefer original. there are things about the remake i love but replaying them side by side - one is way better than the other in terms of storytelling / narrative & characters. ))

#(ooc) #hello im finally online #ive had a crazy busy day #i had work this morning & then i was at comic con for a good chunk of the day #which was okay but i always get bored at these places #after i finished painting my friends birthday gift and ahhh it's just been a mad one #i'm gonna look at some replies and then maybe reply to discord stuff tomorrow to save anyone getting a message at like 2am haha #i hope everybody is okay! #( tbd. )

[getmemymicroscope]

Holy fuck, what an awesome movie. What an awesome story, the entire trilogy (and the entirety of 8 appearances we've had with them) - and I'm so, so sad that this is (mostly?) over. I love this entire group, all of the Guardians, and I ... I just don't want it to end.

And just throwing in Cosmo, and Howard the Duck (again! - hopefully we get that movie soon), and like a full arc for Kraglin - it's all a lot of fun and easter eggs. Good soundtrack, too - again.

But the story of this movie - Rocket's story - intermixed with the sadness of knowing that this group's run is coming to an end combines to give us one hell of a story. It's moving, it's sad - and yet, it's still got the GotG brand of humor, so you're crying and laughing at the same time (like when Quill talks about the weird infinity stone 'science' about Gamora being back but no one else - poking fun at themselves). For the entirety of the movie, there's tears as story arcs complete, because you know that means things are wrapping up. They do a hell of a job wrapping them up, though. All the story arcs.

I love the entire movie, but man - that fight scene on the ship towards the end is absoultely epic. And, when things end and the Guardians make future plans - yeah, that hurt. A lot. It makes sense, of course, but doesn't make it hurt less.

Speaking of hurt - Rocket's backstory. Ouch. But they do a wonderful, wonderful job presenting it and even going back to show why Rocket is as he is.

Emotions hurt, especially these emotions here - but damn, what a movie. It's not quite Infinity War/Endgame/No Way Home (largely because of the magnitude of Maguire/Garfield, in that last case, calls back to my childhood whereas GotG only calls back to my med school days), but it's pretty damn close. Absolutely love this whole thing.

I do hope we see more of the Guardians - old, new; both - interspersed throughout the future movies/shows. More of Adam Warlock would be cool too, and of course, Rocket and Groot and Kraglin. I feel it's the end-of-the-road for Gamora and Drax and Nebula, which really sucks. And Mantis ... I don't know. Maybe she'll show up again too - hopefully.

But, just in case they're done: it's been one hell of a ride!

#movies #movieblr #gmmm does movies

[hmpolar]

Lil dicky professional rapper lyric gunus

Hand-me-down My dirty drawers gettin' worn, can you blame me now? You think I got $4.50 up in quarters on me, well I fuckin' don't! Ayy, where the gold at, baby? (Yeah baby) Ayy, where the clothes at, baby? (Yeah baby) Ayy, where the dough at, baby? In the bank, you know I ain't tryna blow that, baby Ayy, we gon' save that money (Yeah, I'm judicious) Ayy, we gon' save that money (Yeah, I'm cost-efficient) Ayy, we gon' save that money (Yeah, I do it different) What we do? We gon' save that money I ain't never hit a bar with a cover (Never) Low thread count, hard with the covers (Woo) Free trial memberships, though I never join the shiz though (Ayy) Fuck you think this is though? Frequent flying like a motherfuckin' finch though (Brr) General Tso, half a dozen on the stick Just so I can whet the appetite a bit Whatchu talkin' 'bout? My AC never doing nothing, blow fans though (Ayy) Walgreens card shoppin' all the off brands, though (Ayy) Boy go hard when collecting, got Venmo (Ayy) Save every motherfuckin' roach, tryna smoke (Ayy) Check the clothes in my drawers, I ain't playin' around It's LD, lil boy, Mr.

Quan what's this have to do with saving money though? You know what a full verse would have been too expensive anyways I think Trap, trap, trap I ain't parkin' that unless the meter green, homie (Please) Hair cut several months in-between, homie (Always) Hit the mafuckin' lights when I leave, homie (YOLO) Single ply TP, ass bleed Airbnb the motherfuckin' lease, I'm never there I'm out in Cali, why the fuck my company in Delaware? At happy hour takin' out the chicken, I don't even care And that applies to both dating and wings Peep matinees, phone bill got the motherfuckin' fam on it (All the fam) 401K, rollin' over bands on it (Ayy) Coppin' sweaters in the summer when the sale on 'em (I'm hot) The fuck you rappers bragging 'bout? You overpaying for it Ayy, where the gold at, baby? (Yeah baby) Ayy, where the clothes at, baby? (Yeah baby) Ayy, where the dough at, baby? In the bank, you know I ain't tryna blow that, baby Ayy, we gon' save that money (Yeah, I'm so Jewish) Ayy, we gon' save that money (Yeah, I'm so frugal) Ayy, we gon' save that money (I'm so imprudent) What we do? We gon' save that money All of my luggage is Louis V, I swear to God, nigga All of my bitches be scared of me, I put that rod in 'em All of them bitches actin' thoughtless, I disregardin' them All of them bitches actin' holy, ain't got no God in 'em I can teach a lil' nigga somethin' like a preacher I can take his ass to church fresh as hell, no Easter I can make his ass burp like a baby without no hiccup I could.

LD, AKA The Independent Variable Trap God, I was servin' out the hallway ( I want my money all ways) Ayy, where the gold at, baby? (Fuck I need gold for man?) Ayy, where the clothes at, baby? (Fuck I need clothes for man?) Ayy, where the dough at, baby? In the bank, you know I ain't tryna blow dat, baby Ayy, we gon' save that money (I'm so thrifty) Ayy, we gon' save that money (I'm so stingy) Ayy, we gon' save that money What we doin'? We gon' save dat money The rap game got it all wrong We ain't 'bout to go and spend money just to flex on 'em We ain't really got it like y'all (Yeah, baby!) I'm a type of motherfucker that'll check the check Do the math, I ain't never gettin' robbed (No) Those margaritas not goin' on my card (No) I ain't 'bout to split a damn thing for convenience sake I'm at the restaurant workin' that waitress Hold up You ain't heard of Lil Dave, Yung L the Jew biz major? (Ayy) Fuck you know about the world he raised in? (Fuck) I've been savin' money since a motherfucker 13 I wear the same pair of jeans every day (It's true) Free sandwiches, homie, two stamps away (It's true) Book flight December but I leave in May (I do) Drugs are generic but still work the same I get logins for Netflix from my cousin Greg Thanks, Greg!

#Lil dicky professional rapper lyric gunus

[lemonlurkrr]

@aureateart​ ok. My favourite parts of twilight princess  (and some other random thoughts about TP sprinkled in there) taken from my monster TP word vomit google doc :

Link lmao

Ok but for real, I like this incarnation of Link :)

I love Ordon (it just seems like such a chill and cozy village)

ALSO love how easy it is to interpret Link as being a sort of older brother figure to the Ordon kiddos. It’s just,, super cute? AND GHHH nice nice good thanks nintendo for giving me characters to care about/characters that I can imagine Link caring about

He didn’t sign up for any of this (tbh, none of the Links really signed up for this jshdjsd). But I mean like, dude was just going to take a trip to castle town, drop a gift off for the royal family, and come back. But haHA oopsies he did get to castle town eventually but definitely not the way he expected hsjdhsd

He’s just a little dude?

AND FUCK. HE REALLY HAD NEVER BEEN OUTSIDE OF ORDON UNTIL ALL OF THAT

everything is new for the player AND Link

Midna

She’s cool :)

she really just

*teleports into your jail cell* hello whore.

I am no master at writing but AYYYY she do got a character arc!!!

She was actually pretty helpful sometimes, I ALWAYS checked in with her before turning to a game guide

Other NPCs

NICE

Love all of the TP character designs (ASHEI’S ARMOUR??? AOWOAOAOOAO)

Saving Zelda and all of Hyrule was important yea but thinking back maybe it was more like, the Ordonians and the kids were what was pushing Link to keep on going

I like the Resistance members :) Very video gamey of them to have one NPC assigned to each dungeon but hey!!! Kinda cool getting to see a little glimpse of each of em

Idk, it’s just fun to imagine Link popping into Telma’s bar after each dungeon and taking a little rest :) (or to celebrate? maybe just chat, idk, give this man some downtime!!)

Honestly it was just kind of nice that Link wasn’t entirely alone. I mean, I know Midna was there the whole time, but I am always for giving Link a big group of friends (see my love for hyrule warriors, age of calamity, and LU LMAO)

Hero’s shade, very very cool, kinda sad he died with regrets but HEY. He got to pass on his knowledge eventually

AND the connection to OoT?? AND assumed to be related by blood too????? GOOD SHIT

Ilia, I REALLY really wanted to like her (er, it’s not like I dislike her, she’s just,,, kinda there for me).

It definitely seems like Nintendo was pushing to make her the romantic interest, but GHHHHH they really threw that out of the window for me by having her lose her memories

I saw a text post a while ago that said it would have been interesting if Ilia was Link’s sister instead and YES!! That would have been cool too :0

Wish we got to know Zelda a little more

I feel like we barely know anything about her

Idk man, like I said earlier, I never really had any sort of drive to save Zelda during my playthroughs

She obviously knows Midna, so maybe if they gave us just a little bit more of that relationship I’d be more interested in her?

TP WORLD BUILDINGGGG

Botw has good world building too, but each race felt kinda,,, isolated? I absolutely love the different architecture and vibe each town has (and all the the weapons too) but ghhh yea everyone felt so separated. As far as I can remember, we don’t see tooo much of the races interacting with each other? Now that I’m typing that out maybe that’s to be expected because of the calamity but KLSJDKJFD ANYWAYS THIS IS ABOUT TP

The world feels nice and alive, love how populated everything is

Castle town I like castle town a lot, it feels dense and busy and I really like how you can’t talk to every NPC you see

Very cool very fun that we got to see the Gorons hanging out in multiple spots

kinda wish we got to see the Zoras a little more (I guess they are a bit limited since they need water but GHHHH the tp zoras are so prebby,,)

BUT HEY, I do remember seeing a zora or two hanging out in the hot springs around death mountain after beating the lakebed temple (I think, might have been a different dungeon) 

but aaaa would have been nice to see them in at least a couple of other places. I think it would have really added to the “congrats Link!! You’re restoring peace to Hyrule” feeling you get from seeing the Gorons hanging out in Kakariko and Castle Town

ORDON

Love how chill it is and how it’s kind of separate from Hyrule proper

They really do seem to be doing their own thing apart from the rest of Hyrule

Just kinda adds onto the “he’s just a regular dude minding his own business” kind of vibes I get from TP Link

Also I like Ordona :)

THE LIGHT SPIRITS,,

Love their design

And love how they’re not exactly like a pure white?

Different spirit representing each aspect of the triforce my beloved

But yes hi I think Ordona is very cool

Who are you, how did you get here, which goddess do you represent? Do you even represent one of the three golden goddesses? Do the Ordonians know about you? Have any of them ever SEEN you??? Do they worship you? Does anybody even know about the existence of the light spirits?? FUCK so many questions but ghhh I like how they broke the status quo a bit by throwing in a fourth spirit :)

I feel like this one is kinda weird but I like that voice sample they used in the light spirit music. It’s spooky and pretty at the same time :)  

cutscenes mmmmm

Ok ok, the spooky lanayru cutscene is very good

BUT THE “Link, Chosen Hero! Lend us the last of your power!” CUTSCENE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM LOVE IT SO MUCH

IT just

Idk man

It just hit different

I like the music

And seeing the light spirits swimming around in the light juice water whatever it is

Summoning the light arrows?

AND HHHHH “Lend us the last of your power!” THIS IS IT. This is the final battle.

Seeing Zelda bow down, and then Link putting his hand out 👌👌👌

Link: ok bud, let’s do this together :)

Connection to OoT (did I already mention this? Maybe., Whatever)

Very cool nintendo :)

I love seeing connections between all the diff zelda games.

Because like, on one hand, they’re all separate from each other because of yknow, individual hero stuff. BUT ALSO, they’re all connected because of the reincarnation stuff

Grrrr walking through the sacred grove and going “The Hero of Time walked around here a long time ago” FUCK THATS SO COOL

Is the Hero’s Shade watching me? What does he think of me? DIsappointed? Proud? The Hero of Time went through HELL so this timeline didn’t have to deal with any of the shit Ganon was gonna pull with the triforce, better not fuck this UP Link!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Midlink is cute

Kinda hurts that she smashed the mirror but that was probably so Nintendo didn’t have to worry about people going “but what about the twili??????” for any of the other games LMAO

BUT ALSO LIKE SKJDKLJFJ There are some pretty massive plot holes in TP anyway so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ whatever it’s fine we’ll just use this for angst because GOD do y’all like angst

So is Shadlink

Honestly don’t know where this ship came from but it’s cute so whatever

THE MUSIC??

Love Midna’s theme and how they referenced the dark world theme from ALttP (I remember trying to learn the dark world theme on the piano and doing the Leonardo DiCaprio point meme at the little jingle I recognized from Midna’s theme)

Hyrule field theme SLAPS.

Apparently references a couple of the other over-world themes from the previous zelda games (I got this from 8-bit Music theory’s video on the over-world zelda themes, he talks about TP at around 11:40 but def recommend watching the whole video if you’re into music analysis stuff)

So there’s this bit of the Hyrule Field theme, I don’t know the official name for it but I remember seeing somewhere it being called the “at an advantage theme” since yeah, you hear it during the boss music whenever you expose their weak points. FUCKINGGG LOVE THAT. Didn’t notice it during my first playthrough, but hearing it during my second was like a little easter egg for my ears every time :)

Midna’s lament is very pretty (and fun to play on the piano)

COURAGE THEME.

I didn’t care for it too much when I started playing the game but hearing it in ZREO’s arrangement of the Hyrule Field theme literally makes me turn into a puddle of emotions. Also hearing it around and of the Ordon kids (I think it plays after Link saves Colin) AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Orchestra piece #1 and #2 HOLY SHIT???????????????? 

Literally, the first time I listened to those I just,,,, plugged in my headphones, volume 100, layed on the floor/against my desk and silently vibed. I don’t know what the hell it is, but those two just fit so well with TP?? I still avoid listening to them nowadays cause if I DO I definitely will get overwhelmed with the “god I love this game so FUCKING MUCH” kind of feels.

Wolf link sucks at singing

the first time I heard him howling Zelda’s Lullaby I lost my shit because LKSJLDKSGLKJFSKG god that was.,, Bad. Anyways, hearing him howl some of the songs from OoT was cute :)

TP STAFF ROLL??? 

VERY GOOD. IT’s like 10 minutes long and GOD do I love every single second of it. It doesn’t have the same energy as the skyward sword staff roll or the orchestra pieces but GOD does it hit good??

Nice and calm after that big exciting adventure. Maybe it would have been more fun or emotional to have a higher energy piece but it was really nice getting to sit back and watch the camera fly around Hyrule. Seeing like, the Gorons and the Zoras having a good time, the kids returning to Ordon? GOOD SHIT.

and AAAAA that end, when you hear the main Zelda theme and see Link riding off out of Faron woods on Epona… good shit. It gets you thinking, where the hell is he going? What is he doing? Off ot do more adventuring? Going to help out the resistance or something? Going to help Zelda? Or maybe he’s trying to figure out a way to restore the mirror of twilight? Whoooo knows.

hhHHHHhhh it’s just that final reminder that YES!!! YOU JUST PLAYED A ZELDA GAME. JUST ANOTHER STORY APART OF THE WHOLE EPIC OF THE ZELDA SERIES AS A WHOLE

I also want to acknowledge the instrument/samples they used for all the twili stuff.

They’re all just so unique and contrast SO well with the rest of the TP OST. LIKE FUCK!! Anytime I hear the screech from the Twilit Kargarok? Sends a shiver down my spine. I associate those sounds SO strongly with the twili realm. (Like, the same way you associate the BSHEWW VVWWMMM sounds with light sabers)

I love it so god damn much

literally any time there’s a certain sound or motif associated with something I lose my shit

Sacred grove sacred grove sacred gro-

lovely lovely lovely so much fun playing that on the piano. AND again, I did the Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme when I heard the theme from the lost woods come in GHHHHHHHH

shoutout to TP Faron Woods for helping me study and get through all of my schoolwork

BLEGUUHHH can you tell that I really love music?

and also yea I guess TP is kinda cool too :\

IF YOU READ ALL OF THAT THANKS I GUESS

#lemonspeakrr #LEMON SPEAKS 2K WORDS ABOUT TWILIGHT PRINCESS BECAUSE THEY ARE INSANE.

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SO GUYSSSS I JUST FINISHED READING RULE OF WOLVES AND WHAT THE HELL???? I am a MESS

(so here are my thoughts that I had while reading it)

❗❗RULE OF WOLVES SPOILERS❗❗

• Lol Nikolai has a horse named Punchline, I love him so much

• Sankta Zoya Y E S

• Nina is sooo badass I love her - Brum needs to die btw

• Fjerda is a little shit

• "If not for Nina, their blessed termite eating at the heart of Fjerda’s government" - did I mention I love Nina?????

• Nikolai is a freaking mastermind and I love him

• OMG THEY HAVE AN ANTIDOTE FOR PAREM NOW???? HELL YEAH take THAT Fjerda!!!!

• Nina adopting Kaz's mindset when back at the Ice Court is what I live for

• UGH THE APPARAT

• Nikolai is soooo in love with Zoya I AM GOING CRAZY

• Zoya's "you forget that in Kerch greed is a virtue" gave me MAJOR Kaz vibes... I miss my crow babies

• Maybe it's an unpopular opinion, but I don't really like Ehri

• ZOYALAI NATION, HOW ARE WE??? ARE WE CRYING?

• I just REALLY love the found family trope and seeing everyone gathered in Zoya's rooms and Zoya curled up on the couch next to Genya I just AAAAAAAAA

• I absolutely adore the whole concept of the Darkling's prison and the CONSTANT sunlight he has to face HA - Alina vibes

• OMG "bring me Alina Starkov" WHAT THE FUCK I have literal chills ESPECIALLY after seeing the S&B trailer:)

• Nina being so confident in everything she learned from the Crows gives me so much serotonin I WANT MY BABIESSS

• Oh my god... I like prince Rasmus, he gives me major Nikolai vibes

• I draw immense satisfaction from Kaz and Zoya using "podge" as their preferred curse word :))))

• NIKOLAI CAN SEPARATE HIMSELF FROM HIS DEMON???? King behavior

• HOLY SHIT ALINA AGREED TO THE MEETING here we go again, fam

• I'm seeing Nikolai talking a lot about accepting his death and being undisturbed by the prospect of it and it feeaks me out - if he dies, I die with him

• Random, but: they need to get the thorn stuff from the Order of Sankt Feliks or whatever, right??? Maybe they have to steal it... and they would require expertise... MAYBE SOME CROWS PLS???????? (I am such a clown)

• Okay wait... so the letters that prove Nikolai is a bastard are in the druskelle sector... PLEASE TELL ME NINA HAS TO BREAK IN THE ICE COURT the fact that she is back there ALONE makes my heart clench so hard... I MISS MY CROWS

• FUCK ALINA SHOWED UP (also Oncat apparently and now I want to cry about Harshaw again)... AND MAL I can't take this I AM HYPERVENTILATING

• I AM LEGIT ON THE FLOOR Yuri is still there FINALLY understanding that the Darkling is evil AND NOW MY MAIN MAN GOT HIS POWERS BACK oh, I love the chaos

• NIKOLAI FUCKING CARRIES ZOYA'S RIBBON IN HIS POCKET nobody fucking touch me

• THE WEDDING IS FOR GENYA AND DAVID????? I AM SOOO CONFUSED what the heck

• Nikoali is the most fucking badass amazing cunning freakishly intelligent idiot I have ever seen in my entire life, my love for him is immesurable, I cannot put into words just how awesome his awesomeness is TAKE THAT MAKHI YOU BITCH

• OH HELL NO the demon is trying to escape SMACK THAT BITCH NIKOLAI BABY

• Oh wow, Rasmus is crazyyyy af he isn't anything like Nikolai my perfect boi SORRY

• OMG Nikolai's dad us a good guy??? I feel so sorry for him... SO NIKOLAI WAS RIGHT TO BE A ROMANTIC huh

• FUCKING HELL again with the nichevo’ya???? Darkling bby, what the HECK

• Nononononooo NO NOOOO NOT DAVID WHAT THE FUCK LEIGH

• "This is what love does" one of the most powerful quotes tbh

• Wait... they want to???? STEAL??? titanium from the Kerch??? .... DOES THIS MEAN.... C R O W S?????

• Okay but... the Darkling's POV? POWER MOVE I love it!!! And the fact that he uses Aleksander as his name with zero reticence now is just *chef's kiss*

• I'm sorry but... I don't like Mayu's chapters I AM SO SORRY I DON'T

• Nina is my badass queen STEP ASIDE PEASANTS

• All these SoC Easter Eggs and mentions are driving me insane

• Idk why but imagining the Darkling drinking beer is sooo funny to me

• I AM LOSING MY SHIT they are in Ketterdam KETTERDAM does that mean ....DOES THAT MEAN ....I better see my Crows or I am throwing hands

• The Zoyalai conversations in this book are KILLING me

• OH MY FUCKING GOD so Kaz took the Emerald Palace over and renamed it THE SILVER SIX???? LIKE???? I AM LEGIT CRYING???

• Ummm...Zoya, honey, WHY do you want to VOLUNTARILY stay away from Nikolai, HUH?????

• THE ONLY REASON HE AGREED TO HELP NIKOLAI WAS BECAUSE HE GUARANTEES INEJ'S PROTECTION if that's not L O V E idk what is YAAASSS KANEJ

• FUCKING SHIT JESPER!!!! IT'S JESPER!!!! WYLAN!!!! I AM FAINTING MY BABIESS

• The Crows' banter is WHAT I LIVE FOR

• Kaz is the most cold, badass and calculating motherfucker on the planet, I love him soooo much

• No NO NOO JORAN IS THE ONE WHO KILLED MATTHIAS????? HOLY SHIT I am sooo scared LEIGH WHYYYY

• Kaz's reaction to Nikolai's demon is legit the funniest shit ever

• Kaz and Nikolai are bffs - THIS IS HEADCANON LEAVE ME BE

• Queen Leyti has severely disappointed me

• I am having waayyyyy too much fun reading about the Darkling among blindly faithful monks - this is the stuff of sitcoms

• (I know the Crows only had a cameo and they won't pop up again, but I can't help desperation wanting to see Nina reunite with them and PLEASE GIVE ME INEJ!!!)

• Honestly, it's pretty cool getting to have a look in the Darkling's head - it's SUPER fucked up

• OOOOO the blight vs the Darkling = the only confrontation I want to see

• FATHER AND SON REUNION

• I don't care much for Hanne x Nina, but I have to admit that they make a very cute couple

• FUCK THEY BROKE STURMHOND'S BLOCADE FUUUUCK

• WAIT NO it was their plan all along HOLY SHIT electricity RULEZZZZ who knew physics would prove THIS useful???

• UUUGHH FUCK THE APPARAT I am so sick of this guy - Zoya was right, they should have killed him

• I am really pissed at the Darkling- YOU FUCKING ACKNOWLEDGE HOW MUCH RAVKA NEEDS YOUR HELP, YOU SEE NIKOLAI'S BRAVERY, YOU KNOW YOU CAM HELP, AND YOU DO NOTHING??? BRO WHAT THE FUCK

• HELL YEAH ZOYA IS A DRAGOOON fuck some shit up sweety Y E S

• MY SKIN IS CLEARED AND MY CROPS ARE WATERED BY THE DARKLING RAISING A MOB TO CALL ZOYA "SANKTA"

• Also... the Darkling winking at Nikolai? FLERT

• WHAT THE FUCK???? HANNE DIED??? holy shit, why???? WHY CAN'T NINA BE HAPPY???????

• Nikolai is an absolute SAVAGE in a debate

• Idk what to think abt Rasmus... he was kinda badass for standing up against Brum

• SOLDIER. SUMMONER. SAINT. slap me and call me a hoe I SCREAMED WHEN I READ THAT

• ZOYA AS QUEEN, SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

• Okay I stan the Darkling again

• ZOYALAI IS CANON I REPEAT ZOYALAI IS CANONNNNN

• OKAY WOW HANNE IS A FULL-ON BADASS yep, I stan

• I really???? LOVE??? this ending for the Darkling??? Idk but it is VERY fitting

• ALINA!!!! AT ZOYA'S!!!! CORONATION!!!! my life is complete

• FUCKING SHIT INEJ!!! INEEEEEJJJJ my queen my love AAAAAA

• The conversation at the end between Alina, Zoya and Genya DESTROYED ME

• STEALING THE HEART OF SANKT FELIKS yes please BRING THE CROWS BACK!!!!! I NEED ANOTHER CROWS SEQUEL!!!!

• I fainted, I ascended, I DIED at the last page

• NOW I NEED A SEQUEL!!!

• Leigh, you ARE goig to write what happens next, right? RIGHT? RIGHT????

#rule of wolves #row #row spoilers #rule of wolves spoilers #leigh bardugo

[freakiish]

YouTube Collab

Something nice and long (and definitely not proof read) to make up for my disappearance, happy Easter

Smut

Thomas invited me over to the hype house to film a YouTube video. Apparently it’s going to be a truth or drink. I’m a little bit nervous because I know a lot of people are at that house and I know they don’t hold back with their videos. I pull up to the house immediately being greeted by Thomas waiting outside. “Wow this place is gorgeous,” I say to him getting out and looking around. “Thanks, let’s go introduce you to everyone,” he says with a smile.

We go inside and I’m introduced to what I thought was everyone. Then Vinnie Hacker made his way into the kitchen, shirtless, his smooth, sweaty body indicating he just finished a workout of some kind. My jaw drops slightly, he is so fine. “Oh almost forgot, y/n this is Vinnie, Vinnie this is y/n the new YouTuber I was telling you about,” Thomas says. I look him up and down, and I don’t want to sound crazy, but I think he’s looking me up and down too. “It’s a pleasure to meet you,” I extend my hand to him. “The pleasure is all mine,” he says with a grin, grabbing my hand firmly and giving it a shake. “Okay damn we need to start filming,” Thomas says snapping me out of my trance. Vinnie winks at me before I walk away. My legs are so weak I could collapse.

We are sat at the table with shots of “water” lined up in front of us. Thomas gives an introduction and explains what’s about to go down. “Basically you either answer the question truthfully or take a shot.” “Let’s get to it, you nervous?” He says. “I’ve got nothing to hide,” I say directly into the camera. “LETS DO THIS.” The game goes on. I’ve taken 4 shots, Thomas has probably taken about 6. “Damn Thomas I’m just gonna start taking shots because I’m thirsty if you keep up with these questions,” I say and everyone laughs. “Okay last question, would you fuck Vinnie given the opportunity?” Everyone let’s out there “oooohhh’s” and “aaaahhhhh’s” I squeal and blush. No matter what I do I’m technically answering truthfully. I look over at Vinnie who is smirking with his body leaned back against the counter. I grab the shot, “of course,” I say taking the bitter drink down. The room erupts with yells. “THIS IS GONNA END UP ON TIKTOK ROOM,” I yell. My face is beat red, but Vinnie just stands there looking at me like this is amusing. “Okay well we’re gonna wrap up this video, I am definitely drunk,” Thomas looks over at me. “I feel completely fine,” I say still losing my shit over the last question. Thomas shakes his head laughing, “Okay well I’ll see you guys next time make sure you subscribe, follow my socials, subscribe to y/n, follow her socials. Everything will be linked below, goodbye.” “Bye thank you for having me,” I say sweetly. Then the camera is turned off.

“It’s getting late, but since you have a few drinks in you I’m not letting you drive home. Crash here with us,” Thomas says. “Okay cool,” I stand kinda awkwardly. “I’ll give you something comfy to wear, and you can shower in my bathroom if you’d like,” Vinnie says behind me making me jump a bit. “Jeez y/n don’t be so jumpy I don’t bite... unless you want me to,” he gets really close to my ear and whispers. Chills run through my body as he walks past me. I follow after him taking him up on his earlier offer.

His room is very nice, and cold. Like a good fresh air type of cold. He hands me a nice big shirt. “Thank you,” I say with a slight smile. “No problem,” I turn around to make my way to his bathroom. “Need any help just give me a holler,” he says licking his teeth. I shake my head letting out a small laugh. I turn on the hot water letting out a deep breath I didn’t know I was holding in. I kick my clothing aside getting in to let the steamy water consume me. I just wanted to rinse off the day, nothing too crazy. I close my eyes thinking about Vinnie and how insanely good looking he is, how he will literally have me wrapped around his finger before the end of the night.

I get out of the shower not wanting to waste anymore hot water, dry off and throw the big shirt on Vinnie had given me. I use his deodorant because I don’t want to stink. I decide not to put my underwear back on. I know this guy thinks he’s all that, but I can put him in his place very quickly. I open the door to the bathroom and his head turns to look at me quickly from his gaming chair. “So what you are doing?” I ask. “Right now, just brainstorming ideas. Nothing extremely exciting,” he says. I sit on the edge of his bed his bed, “Well I can help,” I offer. He smiles at me, “we can watch a movie instead?” “Oh thank god I am so tired,” I turn away from him crawling up to lay on his bed, I feel the cool air hit my core, and I feel Vinnie staring at it from behind. “You don’t have anything on under my shirt?” He says shakily. “Nope, I can if you want me-“ “NO, stay just like that,” he says. I have a satisfied smile on my face, knowing I’m doing to him what he’s been doing to me subtly all day. I get under the covers of his comfy bed, consumed by how nice it smells. “What should we watch?” He asks coming to lay next to me. “Hmmmm-“ “Something scary,” he cuts me off. “Not scary Vinnie come on.” “Why are you too afraid?” He says making a pouty face. “Fine put it on,” I say agitated.

We’re about half way through the movie and I’m basically on top of Vinnie. Every jump scare bringing me closer to him. His big hand wraps around me his other hand squeezes my thigh. I feel myself getting wet just by looking at his lovely tattoos and nice muscular hands. With the next scare I take the liberty to straddle his lap and bury my head in his neck. “Vinnie I don’t want to watch anymore,” I say sincerely. He rubs my back as he reaches for the remote to change it to something not scary. He flips us over so he’s on top of me, “better?” “Ye-eah thank you,” I gulp. He lets out a low giggle. “You’re so fucking hot,” he says. His hand comes up to my throat his lips so close to mine. “You came in this house acting so innocent and I could see right through you. Now you’re laying in my bed with no panties on probably dripping wet. Do you sleep with all of the guys you first meet?” He asks. I shake my head quickly. His soft lips crash into mine so hard sliding his tongue in my mouth with ease. His hand comes down to my pussy rubbing right up and down the slit. I let out a moan. “I was right you’re dripping wet,” he says through clenched teeth. He dips one finger in me, I bite my lip looking up at him. “God don’t look at me like that,” he throws his head back. Another finger is slipped in, he moved his head down in between my legs leaving kisses on my thighs. His tongue meets my clit kissing and sucking. I moan while I sit up slightly to remove my shirt. His hand squeezes my boob as I grab his arm grinding on his tongue slowly letting out small whimpers. His fingers curl up just perfectly. “Mmmh Vin that feels so good.”his mouth comes back up leaving kisses up my body stopping to suck in and play with each nipple. “Are you gonna cum for me?” He asks. “Yes please don’t stop,” my eyes start to roll to the back of my head. “Look at me while you cum on my fingers or I’m gonna stop,” he says seriously. We stare intently at each other as my orgasm builds up inside of me. I let go on his fingers, he muffles my moans with a deep kiss. Once I ride out my high I take his fingers in my mouth sucking my juices off. “Good girl,” he says.

Vinnie gets up, I see his dick nearly ripping his pants open. I get down in front of him pulling them down slowly. His dick springs free making me gasp. I gather all of the saliva in my mouth and spit it onto him. Taking my hand I pump it up and down. I lick the precum off of his tip slowly. “Fucking hell y/n put it in your mouth,” he says frustrated. I stop all together. “At least say please,” I say looking up at him. He quickly bends down grabbing my throat and jaw making me look at him. “You’re gonna open your mouth and I’m gonna fuck it,” he says sternly. He lets go leaving me in shock, I open my mouth for him and he pushes in slowly. I wrap my lips around him, his hands tangle in my hair as his hips snap forward. I gag around him making him let out a low growl. “Such a pretty mouth,” he says. He pulls out letting my spit fall all down my chin. He pulls me up licking the spit off my mouth and down my neck before sloppily kissing me again.

“Lay down on your stomach princess,” he says filling my stomach with butterflies. I lay down for him, he takes a pillow and pushes it under me elevating my bottom half slightly. His hands grab at my ass leaving a smack making me jump. He gets behind me lining himself up with me, teasing with the tip of his dick. “Please fuck me Vin,” I say and he pushes in slowly stretching me out. “That pussy is so tight,” he hisses out. He spreads me open with his hands, pulling out and slamming back in, over and over making me cry out. He pushes his whole dick as far as he can go in me. Grabbing my hips he starts fucking me very fast. “Fuuuccckk let the whole house know I’m fucking you whore,” Vinnie says grabbing my hair and pulling my head back. “Holy shit Vinnie yes yes yes fuck me,” I call out. “I’m gonna cum again for you,” I say as he keeps fucking me relentlessly, finding an amazing pace and angle. Our skin slaps together loud as my body tenses up cumming again for him. “Yeah clench that pussy for me,” Vinnie says as I come down once again. Vinnie grunts pulling out of me.

I flip over on my back looking up to Vinnie. My eyes watery and both of our faces beat red. Beads of sweat roll down Vinnie’s forehead. “Let me look at that pretty face while I fuck you,” Vinnie says getting back in between my legs. He pushes into me and we both close our eyes letting out a sigh of delight. I wrap my legs around him bringing him closer to me. My hands run up and down his lovely body as he pounds back into me. His hand comes to my neck squeezing slightly as we look at each other. I reach around him grabbing and scratching at his back making him let out a loud moan. My pussy starting to become sensitive, low whimpers leave my lips. “You can cum just one more time for me,” he says. I nod at him unable to speak. “Tell me you want to cum again.” “Pl-ea-se Vin one mo-re, make me cum,” I get out. He fucks me hard. I can tell he’s getting closer himself. My third and final orgasm creeps up on me. “Oh fuck,” I scream. Vinnie pulls out of me moving to the edge of the bed. Taking his hand and rubbing my pussy at a fast pace. I squirm and scream and whimper as I cum. Vinnie smacks at my pussy making me wince, juices come flowing out of me. Vinnie seems to like this so he keeps slapping at my pussy, making me squirt for him. Tears leave my eyes. “Okay Vinnie that’s enough,” he stops then rubbing slower pushing in just one finger to help calm me down. “So good for me,” he says leaving a kiss on my lips. He pumps his dick in his hand. “Get on your knees slut,” I get down in front of him. He opens my mouth holding my jaw in place. He groans as spurts of cum fly into my mouth. He taps his dick against my lips Making sure to get every last drop. I close my mouth and he holds it shut, “swallow it all,” he commands. I do as he says sticking my tongue out to show him.

He flops over on his bed, chest heaving, running his fingers through his hair. I plop down next to him. He brings me closer, laying his body on top of mine. I play with his hair as my eyes get heavy. “We’ll go to sleep and deal with the consequences of our actions tomorrow?” He says in an asking manner. “Sounds perfect to me,” I say weakly. He moves himself up giving me a quick kiss, burying his head in the crook of my neck.

#vinnie hacker #vinnie hacker smut

[lyon-amore]

A place I called home Chapter 1

There is a little easter egg, if you recognize it, you are a great person. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to the weather, the moon hidden behind the clouds made his black clothes a perfect camouflage. He was trying to remember the last time he was there. He could still hear those angry cries. But he didn't look back as he left. No one dared to enter that wasteland, the factory had the infamous rumor of being contaminated by an explosion that happened many years ago. Clearly it was a good lie so that no one would dare to enter and, of course, also so that no one would dare to build something nearby, who would want to be contaminated? Jake looked at the large abandoned structure in front of him. He didn't think that he would come back there after a long time. He entered the abandoned factory, where his working days in the past had been spent too many hours locked up. He approached a large reservoir that must have been used in its day, with a sticker that reads 'Attention, Toxics'. He gave three long strokes and four short ones. At that hour, they would be working. A large, burly man opened the door and he lowered his mask so that he would recognize him. His little blue eyes widened as he saw Jake in front of him.    "FOR HOLY GOD! JAKE!" That man lowered his weapon leaving it on the ground, without giving the dark-haired young man time, he gave him a huge hug that could suffocate him. He surprised him. "How are you, kid? I hasn't heard from you in years. Well… I can't call you kid anymore. Look at you! All a man!"   "Good to see you too, Tank." If Jake remembered one thing, it was that no one was supposed to say his name once inside.      Tank was in charge of gate security. It was hard to tell it was one, but it was so much better than having none at all.    "And what are you doing here?" Tank whispered, approaching Jake so no one inside could hear them. "If Dog finds out, he's not only killing me for opening you up, but you for coming back."    "I just came to see him," he replied as calmly as possible. He knew what was at stake being there "can you go find him?"    "I don't know J, I don't think he's going to like seeing you very much."    "I need to do something, and everything here is necessary for me." The man sighed, picking up the gun.     “Wait here and close the door.“      Jake listened. He closed the door behind him and leaned against the wall waiting for him to come back with Dog. He psyched himself up for what awaited him. Dog wouldn't be amused that he had come back. And, just as he thought, he was already beginning to hear him screaming down the hall.    << Actually, his bad temper hasn't changed a thing.>> He sat up, putting his hands in the pocket of his sweatshirt, trying to look relaxed.     "What the hell are you doing here?!" That man, Dog, was older than Tank. His white and almost sparse hair adorned his head, but that didn't mean that his height and his agile running body intimidated him as a young man. "I told you not to come back!"   " 'Hello, Nymos, long time no see' " Jake mimicked a greeting from the man.     "You don't have the right to call yourself that here anymore." He grabbed his shoulder, slamming him against the wall. Jake didn't flinch, just looked at him with a calm expression. "You did something you shouldn't have done and we decided to let you go, what right do you have to come back now?”     "Dog, man, calm down," Tank separated them and Dog adjusted his tailored suit, "the boy hasn't even said why he's here."     "Oh, well, let's hear it then," that man put his hands on his hips, now imitating the attitude of an angry father, "it's not as if they almost found us because of their fucking fault in sticking their noses where they shouldn't."  The dark-haired man rolled his eyes. Yeah true. He hacked more than necessary, but he had to. It's not like those people didn't do the same thing either. The only difference was that they did it for security, he did it purely by chance.     "I don't feel like coming either, but I need a good computer like the ones you have here," Jake gestured calmly behind him. He wasn't going to let Dog get away with kicking him out.     "Sure…" Dog laughed sarcastically. "The gentleman wants us to let him use our facilities now." Well, listen to me," he began to pat his chest as he spoke, in a threatening tone: "You're not going to step inside, is that clear? You are not welcome. And I don't care if you're an adult, in my eyes you're still a stupid kid, is that clear? "      Jake bit down on the inside of my cheek, avoiding looking at his face. His anger still didn't bother him.    "Jake?! " behind them, a boy younger than him approached them, with a big smile "FUCK! YES IT'S YOU! I heard Dog scream, but I didn't think it was really you! "    Jake and Dog glanced at each other quickly, to which Dog backed away, resigned angry between so many young people.     "How are you Comet?" Jake smiled at him.  The last time he saw him he was only 10 years old. Now, he looked to be in his early twenties.Comet, his red hair tousled, greeted Jake with a typical colleague's greeting. Jake remembered that he showed it to him when he found him when he was eight years old.    "What are you doing here? Thought you've gone."      The young man looked at Dog. Had he been hiding the truth from him? He guessed that he didn't want to disappoint his son by telling him that his father had kicked out the person he admired the most.     "I was wondering if you could lend me a computer," Jake replied, seeing that the boy's father refused to stop him. "I have an important job on my hands."    "Sure, come and I'll give you a room."     "Henry, don't even think about it." Dog raised his hand, pointing at him firmly.     "Come on Dog, it's Jake, nothing's going to happen." The now called Henry put an arm around Jake's shoulders. He was happy to see his hero again. "Come on, we need to catch up, where have you been?" Tank looked at Dog, who glared at him. Tank knew he was going to cut his pay for opening the door for Jake. But at the same time, Dog didn't want to let the young man he'd raised as his son get angry with him either. The switchboard was full of computers and people working. Many of them were new. Jake came to recognize Enigma, a woman who had a certain obsession with cats and who always had photos of her pets on her desk. He also saw Zipper, with his big glasses that he loved so much and that he wore them not because he needed them, but because he liked to keep up with the styles of glasses without lenses.    "You were busy?" Jake asked, continuing to look around the place.     "I had just played ‘LOLOL’. "     "To what?"     "RPG," Comet shrugged. "I'm trying to outdo some guy from Korea. He calls himself 'Hacker God'. He's so cool! "      <<What a weird name...>>  There were other people that he recognized who were in favor of kicking him out. Still, he didn't object, knowing that he had to get out of there. Only Comet didn't know about that.     "Aren't you going to tell me anything?" asked the young man, looking at Jake curiously.     Jake woke up from his mental torpor, remembering the past. He didn't know what to tell her without going into the details of what was happening.     "I was traveling the world," he lied.      By the look on Comet's face, he already realized that there was no need to lie to him.     "Let's go in," Comet opened the door, disappointed by the answer.     The dark-haired young man followed him, entering a room with several screens. He did not recognize that room from before.     "What place is this?" Jake asked, looking around curiously like a little boy.     "This you see is," he pretended to do a drum roll, excited, "my special room!" He sat down in the chair in front of the screens, propping his legs up on the table. "Cool, right?”     "Is this what Dog does for a living? Spoil you?" Jake leaned on the table, arms crossed looking at the boy.     "My father gave it to me because I showed great work, not because he spoiled me." Comet pouted, offended that I questioned his efforts. "And you don't have to hide from me what happened with you and him, when I grew up they told me.”    "Then I have nothing more to say."     "But dude! The Government?!” He jumped up from his chair, shaking it. ”You must have them crazy!” <<I think you've seen too many movies, Henry...>>      He made an annoyed sound, since he didn't find his situation funny at all. When you have been persecuted for years, the only thing you want is to rest.    "You wouldn't think the same if you were me," Jake frowned, but he didn't bother with it.     "So you're here for it, right?" The redhead smiled at him, still excited "To hide here.”     "Actually, I want to create a security program and since here you have better instruments to do it. "    “Are you fucking with me, Jake? You can create one without problems. "     "It's not for me."     "Uh... "      Jake ignored that mischievous smile, backing away from him waiting for him to jump again.And it happened. Young Henry leaned in close to him, like a little boy wanting to hear a secret. The dark-haired man already regretted going there.     "Who is the girl? How long do you know her? She is a hacker too? Is she older? Is she young? At least she's legal, right? "      All those questions were asked quickly and without breathing. He didn't earn the nickname Comet by working fast, but by actually talking fast. He felt overwhelmed by all the questions towards MC. And he also didn't want to tell him that she was an important person in investigating a sister he had never told him about. Although it was also because he found her funny, intelligent, strong, but at the same time vulnerable... Maybe that was why he was right there, in that place, trying to find a way to protect her. He didn't realize that the more he thought about her, the redder the color of his cheeks became. Comet laughed out loud at the sight of him.     "You like that girl!"     "Don't talk nonsense!" Jake began to get the computer out of him, worried about MC since they hadn't spoken, things were quite tense in the group with Lilly, his little sister "I don't like her at all, it's all professionalism.”     "You may be a good hacker, but you're terrible at lying."      He shot him a cold-eyed look. It wasn't good, okay, but did he have to know about MC? No. It was better to keep her away from them, any information would put her in danger. Turning on the computer, the first thing he did was bring up the window for the group conversation they were having. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------  Cleo I want MC to stay too Lilly, you know how important Hannah is to me and that I will do everything she can to find her And I think MC is irreplaceable for this  MC Thanks Cleo  Lilly Cleo, the kidnapper has filmed you! We have to take this threat seriously! You don't want to risk it going any further? For a strange person -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   <<Shit, the voting has started. Why didn't you let it go, Lilly?>>     "What is that?" Comet asked, looking at the screen. "What are you investigating?"     "Something bad... "      Jake didn't take his eyes off the screen, things weren't going well for MC, who seemed to want Lilly to stop. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thomas I can't risk it I'm sorry MC  MC I understand -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------      "No, no, what are you doing, Thomas?" Jake muttered under his breath. He was surprised that just the person who had most trusted that MC could help them thanks to having received her number, now he decided to back down, what was he thinking now?    "I have to do something" he began to search through his computer, he didn't know if he would give him time or maybe he would succeed, but he had to do something.     "MC... Why are they against her? Who is she?"     "Comet, for once, I need you to shut up, I'm telling you as a big brother." He didn't want to talk to him like that, but what could he do? Not only were they being selfish for kicking her out and not thinking of her importance, but they were acting like kids at school. He definitely had to stop them. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------  Richy 😩 I abstain -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------  <<Thank you for giving me the time, Richard. >> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jessy What 😠  Richy Well yes Jessy You can't do it. Your vote is decisive 😠  MC Richy will know  Richy On one hand I think MC is very connected with our mysterious hacker What is favorable But on the other hand, I can't go against Hannah's sister. So I'm between a rock and a hard place  MC You don't want to be the one responsible for the decision Richy Possible. At a minimum 😑 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------  <<Okay, almost done.>>  Jake started to join the conversation, he made a sign to Henry to keep quiet, that when he saw the expression, he was quite surprised by all that. He seemed like he was seeing a different Jake. He was very pissed off. Because they wanted to do everything possible to somehow stop the investigation looking for Hannah and because they wanted to kick MC out of the group. He wasn't going to allow it. An animation was played for everyone, which instantly, Comet recognized that red eye. He laughed inside seeing it.   "You are making a big mistake with this vote" He didn't want to raise my voice since the voice distorter could be annoying and he thought more about MC than the rest, but how not to do it? If all together they seemed not to reach a single neuron “Hannah disappears and the only thing that you have is the cell phone number she sent. “ He felt his blood burn. He couldn't calm himself now.     “The person behind this number is an important piece of the puzzle in the search. There is no way that I’m going to accept the fact that you looking to remove the puzzle piece." It was time to get serious. He wasn't going to shut up.     "Be aware that all of you digital activities are monitored and recorder by me. There for you should focus on finding the identity of the real perpetrator except of wasting our time." Exact. They was wasting their time with such nonsense. If MC wasn't involved in all this, she wouldn't have a problem investigating it, but it was important for some reason. If he had to trust her, he would do it without a thought.     "In order to find Hannah you need us both," he paused for a moment, looking at the chat with fury "don't forget that... " He cut off the connection with them and dropped to sit in the chair. Tired.Should he have behaved in such an impulsive way?     "So you don't like this MC, do you?" Comet shrugged in understanding at Jake.      He shot him a look, but before answering him, he received a message from MC. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MC It was awesome    Jake  ;) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   He logged off and looked back at his friend, who was holding back a laugh as he nodded at the situation.     "Don't say anything," he told her as he pointed at her.     "I wasn't going to." He held his hands up in surrender. Having seen him so angry, it was best not to mess with him.  Jake closed his eyes, massaging his temples. He had managed to stop them, who knows how long until Lilly wanted to do the voting again but with Daniel. Part 2

#duskwood #duskwood jake #duskwood mc #duskwood lilly #duskwood cleo #duskwood jessy #duskwood richy #duskwood thomas #duskwood fanfic #duskwood jake x mc #duskwood episode 4 #duskwood episode 5 #original characters

[romancemoving]

“Ay, yo, Vi? You know what Easter’s ‘bout, right? Dawg, Easter’s all about how Jesus’ punk ass got put on a cross. That motherfucker had a pain kink too- they was whippin’ his ass so good that he started layin’ chocolate eggs n’ shit and when he finally died on a Friday they stuck his ass in a tomb and covered that bitch up with a boulder. Three days later, they opened it up and his ass was gone. All these fuckin’ rabbits came runnin’ out laying eggs and shit and telling people shit like ‘oh yeah, whip me harder daddy’ and it freaked the fuck outta everyone so bad they started apologizin’ and askin’ God for forgiveness. So he cleared all their sins n’ shit so we could be gangbangers and beat our meats without havin’ to worry about goin’ to Hell. And all we gotta do is go to church for an hour once a year while the bunnies fuck and lay eggs for us to go around n’ find or some shit like that. Make sense?” - from Lamar, because of course it is

✨ @vendettacanons lamar..................... sir .

❝Lamar, Holy Shit .❞

#( 🌙 KEEPSAKE! MOON HEALING ESCALATION. ✨ ) #vendettacanons #/ DEADASS?? IM GONNA CRY. i read it in his voice too!!!!!

[thelemoncoffee]

https://twitter.com/danganronpawiki/status/1378167423715704835

NOW THAT WE HAVE THE FULL BODY DESIGNS!

i have some snazzy little opinions, so let’s just go down the line: 

!!Really long post under cut!!

-Makoto is a basic bitch, always and forever, and we stan that -Taka looks like a Penguin and you cannot change my mind -Byakuya is just trying to look rich- -Mondo’s outfit is so extra i love it- he even added some probably temporary dye to his pompadour that was hard to see due to the lighting in the group pic -LEON! everyone was calling his fit ugly in the group pic and honestly i’m salty because he and i have the same sense of formal fashion. work it king! -Hifumi’s honestly suits him just fine, i was iffy when i saw it in the group pic but it doesn’t look too awful in full -Hiro..... buddy- i- i mean- what do i say??? it’s ugly as shit and really nice at the same time?? -Sayaka’s formal wear is a massive step up from the outfit she wears in her splash art- i never really liked that dress that much- even if it does have a cultural significance the design the picked felt cheap. But this one is really nice, and i dig it way more -Kirigiri looks pretty, it looked waaaay more purple in the group pic, but looking back the whole thing was over saturated for the lighting affects they did, so i shall forgive. she looks oddly nice in blue actually.  -AOI LOOKS LIKE A BETA FISH AND I’M LIVING FOR IT! GO QUEEN!! -Toko’s dress looks way better in full than i expected, because so much of it was covered up i kinda didn’t like it all that much in the group pic, but i’m really digging it now -QUEEN SAKURA! BEAUTIFUL!! A DAMN SUNSET OF A DRESS!!! i love seeing her indulge in being a gorgeous queen despite people’s remarks on her physique -Celeste! also beautiful, but girl are you a vampire?? the layers on that dress- and that’s a massive veil- she’s gotta be overheating in that thing.  -JUNKO! Fashionista know’s what’s up! it’s alot less gaudy than some of her casual outfits, but in a way that’s actually pretty good. i love the masquerade mask, it’s a nice touch -Chihiro....... Lucky Charms-

-Hajime’s outfit actually looks better in the group pic than here, i think it’s cause the yellow is more vibrant due to the saturation filter, so it stand out more -Nagito’s outfit is great honestly, i love how they put the shirt design on the sleeves, and i love the half-up hair, and the crooked bowtie- it’s great! -Twogami is a king, all he did was invert Byakua’s outfit and he just pulls it off so much better -Gundham’s is honestly underwhelming. This is Gundham Tanaka for fuck sake! Junko’s is more in character than this. where’s the drama sir???? -Kaz... buddy..... the colors look nice on your jumpsuit, but not an actual suit. I love the suspenders though -Teruteru’s outfit actually make him a bit cute. i’m about 80% sure the brown is suppose to be mud as to reference the fact that he’s characterized as a pig in more ways than one, but i’m choosing to call it a cola pattern ‘cause fuck you i’m going to be nice to him for once -Nekomaru’s suit is... it feels like a cursed amalgamation of a noir detective, a car sales men, a mobster, and a casino owner- and i just works so well on him -Fuyuhiko! i love it, fits him well, but the rolled up slacks are odd and kinda distracts me from the rest of the design- showing off some Bi pride there boss baby? -AKANE IS A DAMN QUEEN!! GOD PLEASE SHE COULD STRIKE ME DEAD IN THAT AND I’D THANK HER -Chiaki’s is simple, but it looks really nice on her -SONIA MY QUEEN! the oversaturation in the group pic did her dress dirty! i saw the blue originally and went “that isn’t her color”, but now seeing it without all the lighting crap she looks alot better.... and also a bit Elsa-ish -Hyoko’s in a lovely Kimono, but she’s always wearing pretty Kimonos, so it’s somewhat underwhelming compared to the rest -MAHIRU YOU SUMMER QUEEN! Mahiru has the best sense of fashion in the whole series imo, her wardrobe’s vibes make me so very happy. I grew up in a christian household (i’m not religious anymore btw) and use to be brought to services, and her dress gives me mad Easter Sunday Potluck nostalgia that i just can’t un-notice -Mikan looks too much like a hooker- i’m sorry, they really just went with the fan-service crap here and i don’t like it at all. Even if it wasn’t meant to be fan service, the dress looks tacky and has a shine on it that signifies it’s latex, so that’s just gotta be uncomfortable as hell- and for a clumsy character like her to try and survive a party in??? -IBUKI LOOKS LIKE FANCY RAVE COTTON CANDY!! THAT’S ALL!!! -Peko’s Kimono looks surprisingly nice on her, she wasn’t a character i’d assume to look good in a checker pattern but damn. i also appreciate how she still has the sword, bet- Fuyuhiko tired to convince her to leave it behind but failed

-Rantaro looks like a Used Car Salesmen. -KOKICHI MY BELOVED!!! i already voiced how much i adore his outfit when the group pic came out, so instead might i point out that he’s wearing high-water slacks and tall socks? it’s just as jarring as Fuyuhiko’s bi-slacks, but this is Kokichi so i feel like he did it on purpose. -Kiibo??? he dead ass changed his plating i-???? idk what i’m feeling towards it, but boy howdy am i feeling -GONTA!!! i love his suit, it’s out there in a good way, and i also love how he’s holding what looks like his casual coat. -Shuichi looks lovely in that suit, and i’ll never forgive everyone ever for saying he looked like a grandpa in it. It make him look a bit more Sherlock-esque and i love -3- -KORK IN A DRESS EVERYBODY MOVE!! i love how Androgynous his outfit is, both in gender and in time. like- is it feminine? masculine? modern? 1800′s england? who the fuck knows! -Ryoma looks good, but the fedora- who tf on the design staff decided to get cheeky?? eh- he’s vibing, doesn’t look too bad so long as you don’t hyperfixate on the pointy groin-stabber fedora -KAITO YOU SNAZZY GALAXY PATTERN SNORTING BASTARD! i swear he’s allergic to putting his right arm in it’s sleeve-. anywho, i love how even his dress jacket has a galaxy lining in it, i think it would have been funny if he was wearing galaxy dress shoes too but Maki would have chopped his dick off for that one -Kaede looks like her dress was inspired by one of those cinnamon peppermints- ya know the ones, they have the pink center and all that jazz? -Miu looks like she’s ready to hit up a casino in LA and honestly that’s such a good vibe! her skirt is a bit funky so it took me a hot sec to realize it was indeed a pencil skirt and not a fancy jumpsuit. -Tusmugi’s looks nice, i don’t have much else to say- kinda fitting considering her Plain Jane shtick -TENKO LOOKS LIKE SHE’S THIS CLOSE TO BREAKING OUT INTO A TAP DANCE AND I’M SO FUCKING HERE FOR IT!!! GO QUEEN!!!! -Kirumi is- well- i don’t go to Genshin Impact, but she looks like that one Genshin character, you know the one right? i think their name was a Starbucks drink size- they have a harp?? yeah -Maki’s dress is really pretty, it is a bit odd for her to wear that considering her character, but i can’t say she doesn’t rock it like the queen she is. -Himiko would be nicer without the transparent extra part- it make her looks like one of those half sphere popper things my friends terrorized me with in middle school. Other than that, you go you cute little magical girl you! -ANGIE OH MY FUCK!!! i love- i- dfj;adgad;jdgd!#2342nh;werkw??? i have no clue at this point what culture she’s suppose to be from, but that definitely looks like some traditional garb she’s got going on and holy crap is is pretty

Over all, i think the staff did a great job with this, i love a good lot of the outfits alot more than i though i would from the group pic. I do wish they would have added at least Komaru and Mukuro though- gimmy my queens yo!

#danganronpa #trigger happy havoc #drthh #Super Danganronpa 2 #sdr2 #New Danganronpa V3 #ndrv3 #all characters #danganronpa 10th anniversary #Kai time #long post

[livesincerely]

it’s beginning to look a lot like... ch. 4 (END)

Also on Ao3. Chapter three here.

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The Twelfth Christmas

“You’re shaking the table!”

“No, I’m not!” 

“Yes you are, you dirty cheater!”

“You’re just mad ‘cause I’m winning⁠—”

“You wouldn’t be winning if you weren’t shaking the table⁠—”

“Hey, chill the fuck out,” Jack interjects, wandering over to investigate before things can get out of hand. “We’re gonna get another noise complaint.”

“Charlie’s cheating!” Tony insists. “He’s shaking the table!”

“No, I’m not!” Charlie denies. “Tony’s just a sore loser.”

“I’m not a sore loser!”

“Well, you’re definitely not a sore winner!”

“I said, chill out,” Jack says firmly. “Or I’m gonna be the one sweeping the pot.”

“Aw, Jack!” they whine in unison.

“Yeah, that’s what I thought,” Jack says. “Choo-Choo, stop shaking the table,” —Charlie ducks his head, pouting⁠— “and Racer, stop stealing from Charlie’s pile when he ain’t lookin’,” —Tony’s eyes go wide⁠— “yeah, Tones, I saw that.”

There’s a few grumbles, but no real arguments. 

Satisfied that he’s halted World War Dreidel, at least for now, Jack goes back to the living room and crawls into the Pillow Fort. 

“Everything okay?” Davey asks, lifting his arm so that Jack can snuggle back into his side. 

“Just another throw down,” Jack says, resting his head against Davey’s chest. “You know how they get.”

“There’s no mercy in dreidel,” Davey says, a hint of a smile pulling at the corner of his mouth. “Only annihilation and bragging rights.”

Jack laughs softly. “Yeah, I think they’ve really taken that rule to heart, querido. They’re planning total domination and they ain’t afraid to go through each other to get it.”

He takes another moment to get good and comfortable—arms tucked around Davey’s waist, one hand slipping up under Davey’s shirt to sit against the curve of his stomach. Davey throws his legs over Jack’s, his arm a warm weight across Jack’s shoulders, and he tugs a blanket up to cover them.

Davey asks, “Good?”

“Go for it,” Jack murmurs.

Davey unearths the remote from their nest of pillows and hits play; the dvd picks up right where they left it before Jack got up, with Hiccup finding Toothless in the quarry.

They’re watching the movie and not watching the movie. They’ve probably seen it about a hundred times, it’s not like they don’t know what’s gonna happen, so it’s sort of just on for background noise and because it wouldn’t be Christmas without it. Mostly they’re just sitting together, enjoying each others’ company as the last few hours of the day wind down. 

It’s been an impossibly hectic holiday season: Davey’s semester didn’t end until the 20th, leaving only a couple of days for frantic Hanukkah shopping and barely more than that for last-minute Christmas shopping. There’s still a handful of nights of Hanukkah left⁠—they’re spending the rest of the week at the Jacobs’ to finish out the holiday, then ringing in the New Year the night after, leaving tonight as the only lull in the madness. 

Well, considering the muffled arguing he can still hear coming from the kitchen table, there’s never really a lull in the madness. But lying here, settled in with Davey’s fingers combing through his hair and his heartbeat beneath his ear, the boys happy and whole just a few feet away… Jack can’t imagine anything better.

He shifts slightly, tipping his head up just enough to see⁠: Davey’s looking towards the TV, his expression soft with relaxation and a hint of sleepiness, the fairly lights casting a gentle glow across his features and leaving specks of color dancing in his eyes.

Jack’s heart does a little loop-de-loop around his chest. He never gets tired of looking at Davey. He’s pretty sure he could spend the rest of his life looking at Davey.

“What’re you thinking about so hard, Jackie, love?” Davey asks after a while.

Jack curls around him that much more, his hands sliding up to splay wide over Davey’s ribcage. 

“Nothin’,” he says, quietly content. “Still jus’ thinkin’ about tomorrow.”

Davey hums in acknowledgement, his nails scratching lightly at the nape of Jack’s neck. “Mama’s been hinting that she wants us down there as soon as physically possible⁠. She sounded pretty frazzled⁠—I think Les must be driving them all a bit crazy, waiting.”

“What, and she thinks adding us into the mix is gonna grant her some peace?” Jack asks with a snort. “Charlie, Tony, and Les might distract each other for a while, maybe, but there’s no way whatever Les is puttin’ her through now is worse than whatever the three of ‘em together will cook up and unleash. But either way, I’m not goin’ anywhere until we get at least two loads of laundry done because that sucked ass last year, coming home to a shit-ton of dirty sheets and blankets.”

“Yeah, I figured we wouldn’t be getting there until early afternoon-ish,” Davey says. “I told her maybe 2pm or 3? And, at this point I think she’d take the chaos if it meant she could get a few hours in the kitchen, uninterrupted, without Les trying to talk her into a round of dreidel. Apparently he’s taking the tournament very seriously this year.”

“There’s somethin more serious than whatever the fuck went down last year? I didn’t think that was possible,” Jack says. He pauses for a moment, considering. ”Oh, hell, what am I sayin’? This is Les, Charlie, and Tony we’re talkin’ about.”

“Yeah, Mama said the same thing,” Davey agrees. “She specifically mentioned that they’re setting aside a separate table just for dreidel⁠—somewhere safely away from any food or drinks or breakable glassware, presumably.”

“That’s probably for the best,” Jack says. “Though, I’m tellin’ ya now, if anyone ends up with sufganiyot in their hair again, I’m groundin’ both of ‘em ‘til Easter.”

“God, can you even imagine?” Davey says, laughing. “I thought Sarah was gonna murder all three of them.”

“I thought Racer was gonna shatter a window, with how loud he screamed when she started chasin’ him,'' Jack adds. “Then, remember? We found him hidin’ under your old bed?”

“Oh my god,” Davey says, his laughter bubbling up into a full on giggle. “I totally forgot about that!”

Maybe it’s the holiday getting to him. Maybe it’s the bit of eggnog he had earlier or the smell of pine and the hint of candle smoke in the air or maybe it’s just the way that Davey’s looking at him, expression bright and his eyes crinkled up at the corners, but suddenly Jack’s heart feels too big in his chest⁠—like his entire self might burst open.

“What?” Davey asks, still smiling, when he notices Jack staring at him. “What is it?”

“Do you remember when we were at your parents house?” Jack asks. “Not last Hanukkah, but the one before that? When you first started your grad program?”

“What about it?” 

“It was, like, a week before Christmas, a coupl’a days into Hanukkah'' Jack starts, thinking back. “I picked you up from campus right after your last test, already had the car packed and the boys bickering in the backseat, and between the snow and the holiday traffic, it took us, like, four hours just to get to your parents house, and I loved every fucking minute of it. ‘Cause you’d moved out, an’ you had classes an’ finals an’ a whole fucking graduate dorm an’ it felt like I hadn’t seen you in weeks, weeks, after four years of livin’ in each other’s back pockets an’ I missed you so fucking much. You weren’t even twenty minutes away but it felt like you were gone⁠, all’a the time—”

Jack’s rambling, he knows he’s rambling, and he’s not sure if he’s even making any sense. But Davey makes no move to interrupt him, listening with that quiet intensity of his, eyes wide and warm.

“⁠—and I’d spent all of fall looking forward to the end of your semester because then I’d have you for a whole month. A whole month, where things could be like they were, like they were s’pposed to be. I’d get to make ya coffee in the morning and hear ya singin’ in the shower and see ya reading on the couch when I got home from work. I was so excited, but I hadn’t realized yet, you know? I didn’t know.”

He pauses for a breath, heart fluttering a little in his chest, then continues.

“But then, that evening at your parents… you never sleep the night before you have a big test, always stay up too late studying and worrying, and sure enough, you were passed out before Jeopardy even came on, absolutely exhausted. I hadta carry ya upstairs later⁠; your Ma had made up your old room for us so I just tucked you in, then slipped into bed beside you. I didn’t think anythin’ of it ‘cause we always share and you didn’t even wake up, just kept on sleepin’. But then, the next morning…”

Jack raises a hand and drags his thumb gently over the ridge of Davey’s forehead.

“You always get a little wrinkle right here, when you ain’t been sleepin’ enough,” he murmurs, rubbing away an imaginary crease between Davey’s brows. “Tension, I guess. It’s how I can always tell that you ain’t been taking care of yourself. But that next morning, I woke up and you’d sort of curled around me in your sleep, half on top of me. My whole fucking arm was numb ‘cause of how you were lying on it but I didn’t dare move ‘cause you looked so comfortable. No wrinkle, no crease, no frown… and I just kept lookin’ atcha an’ lookin’ atcha…”

His hand slides down, cupping around the side of Davey’s face. Jack looks him right in the eyes and says, “And suddenly I thought to myself, ‘Holy shit, I am apocalyptically in love with this man.’”

There’s the tiniest sound of an inhaled breath, Davey’s throat working beneath his palm. 

“‘Cause I hadn’t known, ya know? But once I did—once I realized⁠—then I knew. I figured out right then and there that all I wanted was you, that all I’d ever wanted was you, and the boys, and all of us together for as long as I could keep ya. That I’d wanted you since ya brought me that hat and scarf ‘cause you wanted me to be warm, an’ the phone card ‘cause you wanted us to be able to talk, an’ the sketchbook ‘cause you wanted me to have something just for having, and it hurt so bad because it was too late, you’d already moved out, you were pullin’ away, an’ I had a whole month of fucking torture because I had you right where I wanted you but I didn’t actually have you⁠—”

Davey leans that barest bit closer and kisses him, long and slow. 

“You’ve always had me,” he promises. “Jackie, you’ve always⁠—”

“But I didn’t know,” Jack says. “And you didn’t know that you had me. But really, the whole time we could’ve been⁠—”

“We were idiots,” Davey agrees, pressing his forehead to Jack’s. “But what else is new?”

“I love you,” Jack says, reaching out to lace their fingers together. “I love you so much, Davey. You don’t even realize how much I love you.”

“Sure I do,” Davey says, his voice a little wet, giving Jack’s hand a squeeze. “It’s about as much as I love you. Now stop it before you make me cry.”

“Love of my life,” Jack says. “‘M so lucky to have you.”

“Jack.”

Jack smiles, lifting their clasped hands up to his mouth and pressing a kiss to Davey’s knuckles.

“Happy Hanukkah, Dave.”

“Merry Christmas, Jackie.”

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