#fuck me dead

[thefatstruggle]

Coke and mentos never fail to provide

Split the 2 litres up over an hour or two. Part 1 obvs

#I crave being stretched and bloated #fuck me dead #obsessed #video #belching #fat belly #fat girl #bloated burps #coke and mentos bloat

[saintaemond]

#fuck me dead #ewan mitchell

[onas-batlle]

Lucy Bronze for Aligne, Part 1

#I HAVE NO WORDS #NONE #FUCK ME DEAD #lucy bronze

[lys-jeorge]

"Let's go GIANTX" he says, as if it were a reasonable thing to be saying

#i guess it looks vaguely alright as a name #but they way that's written encourages thinking it with sound on #and no #thats not a sound on name #no one must say it #feckin #giantx #fuck me dead

[st-hedge]

What if I went off the rails and coloured in my favourite unhinged lads despite the pile of wips huh

#ganlink #they are insane unhinged deranged #and I just realised this could make a good reference to that ghost type ganlink kiss ahahahaha aaaaaaaa #fuck me dead

[missygoesmeow]

i adore sharing media i love with friends and having them go insane over it :) is this how jesus felt when he spread the word of god?

#god. the original blorbo. #also i just made the worst coffee this morning and i am depressed #i ran outta my special milk and had to use my housemates and it is Not Good #fuck me dead #also i randomly booked myself an optometrist appointment at midnight last night #well a contact lense consult #as i need a refresh prescription for them #and i wanna use contacts for the festival so i can wear cheap sunglasses and not lose my prescription ones #anyway #hello to u if u read this :) #im going to make myself tea #u have a lovely day silly person reading my silly tags :) #cock :) #hehe #missy meows

[digglesthedickerfly]

My dumbass fell sick for two days and I realised his birthday was on the 10th yesterday and now it’s the 12th. Fuck my life and happy birthday to my favourite walking corpse! <3

#bucky barnes #sebastian stan #winter soldier #white wolf #bros old as man #marvel #mcu #he’s like.. 105/100 this year #fuck me dead #corpse #captain america

[takenbynoize]

Dont Fall for Them

Clearly it’s all bullshit having a partner. I am clearly a useless human being and I am drenched in depression. Soaked like how oil would feel on a seagull. I just feel so down and over it and I am done with it. I regret living and I wish I could just be in the corner alone.

Forever

#Poetry? #Poet #Writing? #writingshit #shit #feelshit #fuck me dead #fuck this #fuck yeaa #cool #ok

[paintedstories]

imagine having a boyfriend that is finally taller than you, and whenever you take his t-shirts he fucks you on the wall manhandling you the way he wants while praising you.

#fuck me dead #please #smut #text post #text #😂 😂 😂

[grub-s]

horrible intense coworker can’t get away with trying to bully me in front of room leader today (unless she can pile on with room leader lol) so she’s being all nice and “thankyou dear” and “excuse me dear” and it’s like i know ! that you will take any opportunity to try to push me down ! don’t think i don’t fucking know it

#last day at work this week and i wanna leave so bad #the stuff that is said is fucking bonkers and it’s just not the way i want to relate to children!! #as if children’s exciting fun active play is in imitation of us #ohhhh you must be chopping the fruit too fast that’s why bruno bit leonardo #fuck me dead

[themanwhomadeamonster]

5 AT THE SAME TIME??????

#fuck me dead

[obsessedwithdavrick]

Where he goes from smouldering to smirking. 🔥 pulled from @noahreids gif set.

#fuck me dead #noah reid #i'm dead #how is he so hot

[missbiddle]

Getting accused of being an aphobe, despite being ace/aro myself, because I'm critical of consistent wlw ships being considered QPR, is a new one.

This just in - sometimes, asexuals don't want QPR in their media and just want to see sapphic relationships that actually allow attraction because female attraction, and especially lesbian attraction, is either hypersexualised, made puritan, or just doesn't exist. Let ladies wanna be with ladies.

I'm asexual. I don't have interest in sex, at all. In fact, I don't have interest in romantic relationships for myself either. But, not wanting a romantic/sexual sapphic relationship as a QPR and being critical of the vitriol being spat at sapphics for being critical of wlw ships constantly being considered QPR but het or mlm not getting that treatment, does not make me a fucking aphobe.

#anyway im done with this fucking discourse #romantic/sexual relationship is not 'better' than qpr #and qpr is not better than romantic/sexual #calling ppl aphobes because they question and criticise the pattern of wlw ships consistently being better as qpr is bad #lesbophobia is incredibly rampant in the cr fandom and has been #for ages #let lesbians want a ficking romantic relationship without calling them aphobes #fuck me dead #couldnt even be bothered tagging this for the fucking ship tbh #but to those out there; its okay to shop imogen and laudna romantically #youre not an aphobe for not seeing them as qpr or wanting them to be in a traditional romantic partnership #this is comijg from an aro/ace

[sunshine-luca]

#haha haha #haa hahahah a #fuck me dead #this looks like hpuse boy Luca and gladiator ryan au

[margaritalaux-antille]

ALSO also i love sansa so dearly and the fact that other people who love her like her show ending drives me insane. like ok!! she's queen in the north!! slay boss queen whatever but she has NO ONE. even BRIENNE abandoned her in the end what the fuck!!!!

#kit speaks #she gets crowned by a pair of anonymous hands #while a group of extras cheer #like her entire arc is being isolated and feeling alienated and her ''happy ending'' is her.... being isolated??? #fuck me dead #anyways sorry i did not intend for this morning to be me getting mad at game of thrones hours but it is apparently!!!

[cherrielip]

I want Eddie to fuck my brains out

#fuck me dead #eddie munson #cherrie speaks #i’m heartbroken