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finniestoncrane · 3 months
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We have been blessed today 💜
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THIS is the shit i am after he LOOKS like THE fuckin penguin now, like get that man a monocle and little wind up penguin bombs he is going FULL ON batman villain
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retrokandykiss · 7 months
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I like to imagine that Akechi has a burner, okay? Okay.
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pickletrip · 7 months
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Mew's Revenge: Part 2
Bring him to his knees, make him beg, and assert your moral superiority over him.
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Boston K.O.
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transbunnyboi · 26 days
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How’s your day going Jervi?
Also had the thought, you should let Puppoy scroll through some of your blog sometime, like set a time for a few minutes and let him make an orange text post at the end of it 👀
See just how much of your deranged and horny pining he can make it through in like 15 minutes and what kind of thoughts bubble up from it
-🐉 (26, They/He/It)
Omg this would be so fun but I’m so sorry because Puppoy is the type to go “Jeepers” 😭😭😭😭
But maybe he’d be all flustered and nervous and stammer when he tries to speak to me because he can’t stop thinking about what I want him to do to me.
Or maybe he’ll make fun of me for what I want, bringing it up subtly and in soft hints until I’m a complete mess, dripping down my thighs and whining and—
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sleepyeye17 · 1 year
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Finished DnD WIP
Read on AO3 here:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/44604331
Or read it all here.
“Eddie the Banished is encased in ice from the shoulders down,” Will says. “The cure is behind the gate, but the gate is blocked by an enormous drooling Cerberus! What do you do, Sir Steve?”
“Um. Doesn’t Eddie have a magic flute? Can I take his magic flute?”
“You are a warlock, so yes, you are able to take Eddie’s fey flute.”
“I allow Sir Steve to take the fey flute,” Eddie says. “As the ice slowly chokes me I say, ‘ play… the faerie… charm …’”
“Eddie the Banished presents you with a fey flute,” Will says. “What do you do?”
Steve thinks on this seriously. Eddie loves how intent Steve is. When Dustin had first invited Steve to play, Eddie had worried that Steve might not take it seriously, or even make fun of Will's campaign. So far, though, he was one of the most invested people in the group.
“I… Well, I go over. I take the flute from Eddie's bag, and I finger it.”
A roar of dissent rises from the group. Eddie turns bright red and immediately pulls his shirt over his face to hide his blush. Steve looks around innocently.
“What? That’s what I do.”
“Please never say that again,” Dustin says.
“Say what? Flute?”
“ Finger! ”
“Oh my god, get your mind out of the gutter, Dustin. That’s what you do with a flute. You finger it!”
Lucas claps his hands over his ears.
“Don’t say finger!”
“I WANT TO FINGER EDDIE’S FAIRY FLUTE,” Steve shouts. “THAT’S MY ACTION. I FINGER IT.”
Eddie is doubled over, his head in his arms, his T-shirt still pulled up around his face.
“You broke Eddie,” Will says.
Eddie lifts his head out from his T-shirt, gasping, and wipes his eyes.
“New rule,” Will says, grinning. “From now on, Steve is not allowed to use the word finger .”
“What, ever?”
“Not in my campaign, no.”
“Is that allowed?” He gestures to the massive binder that Erica keeps in case of an argument. “Is that in the rule binder?”
“Yes, Steve,” Erica says. “On page 152, it says that the Dungeon Master can forbid any player from saying any word.”
Steve blinks at Erica, pretty sure that she’s fucking with him, but not willing to take the bate.
“Fine,” he says. “I won’t use that word. Keep going. I start to play the flute.”
“Roll Charisma Persuasion.”
Steve rolls, and Will leans in to see the number.
“The Cerberus falls asleep!” Will says. Steve beams.
“There’s a hole in the wall," Will continues, "And stoppering up the hole is a tiny little beaker. And in the beaker is a glowing fluid, emanating this beautiful golden light. You know that it contains the antidote.”
“I do?” Steve asks. “How do I know?”
“Because I just told you,” Will said.
“And how do you know?”
“Because I’m an omniscient narrator.”
“Oh. Right. Well, can I pull it out of the wall?”
“Is that what you choose to do?”
Steve blinks around at the other members of Hellfire, who are all shaking their heads. He shrugs.
“Yeah, I’ll pull it out, and, uh. I go over to Eddie. And I pour my fluid down his throat.”
The group roars in protest again and Steve sighs.
“I was really trying to keep it innocent that time, guys!”
“ Fluid is also on Steve’s banned word list,” Erica says.
“Will literally used the word fluid to describe it!”
Will waits for everyone to calm down before continuing.
“You tug the beaker out of the wall and undo the cork. You hurriedly run over to Eddie the Banished and empty antidote into his mouth. The ice melts! Eddie is free!”
“YES!” Eddie jumps up and pumps his fists. “I’m free!”
“As you celebrate, however, you hear the sound of running water. You turn to see that the beaker had been stoppering up a hole in what is actually a sea-wall. And that hole is quickly spewing water into the room!”
“Fuck,” Eddie says. “Um, how about the door we came in through?”
“The Cerberus has awoken,” Will says, “And he is now blocking that door.”
“I’m going to pick up the flute,” Eddie says. “I start to play.” He turns to Steve. “ That’s what you do with a flute. You play it .”
“Roll a charisma persuasion,” Will says.
Eddie rolls.
“Damn! It’s almost enough.”
“You start to play the flute. The Cerberus starts to get sleepy, but not sleepy enough. Water is now up to your ankles. Sir Steve? What do you do?”
“Um. I need to buy us time. I need to stopper up the hole, right? So I put my…” Steve looks down at his hands. “I put my… tip… in the hole.”
The room explodes. It’s impossible to continue.
“OH MY GOD!”
“OF ALL THE WAYS TO PHRASE IT—“
“WHY, STEVE? WHY?”
Steve throws up his hands.
“YOU TOLD ME NOT TO SAY FINGER!”
Eddie stands up and walks out of the room.
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ashiyn · 6 months
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the slumber party at pearls base is my favorite moment ever in any life series season i literally couldnt stop laughing ohmygod
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buff-muffin · 2 years
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This took me so long but I’m honestly so proud! (For a first time drawing a cityscape I think I nailed it)
This continues on from my last post about these characters. I just wanted to make this artwork it’s own post
I had dialogue for it but it covered the view >:’(
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Anyways this took me literal hours anon hours. It’s almost 2:30am but god do I love it.
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sweetums0kitty · 8 months
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sav do you know the illegal disney tiktok account because i fucking LOVE it
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I do not know of it! Pleas share with me dear Bowie!
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finniestoncrane · 1 year
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Finnie my dearest slut, I bring you a gift. Kitty boy riddler propaganda for the soul.
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finniestoncrane · 3 months
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The reason they aren’t showing his dick? Bc I’m actually on my knees with his cock in my mouth and I didn’t consent to being filmed
LMAO me 🤝 you
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finniestoncrane · 7 months
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Yanno what id love to ask this purely for self indulgent reasons. What do you think of arkham eddie with an SO who's also autistic since we all are pretty damn sure he is? Like does the connection between them happen faster due to similar communication styles, how does he feel about parallel play, etc
YOU ARE JUST PREACHING TO ME THIS IS URGH and it made me feel so soft and warm. i'm going to try and NOT make this about my self-insert oc, but this is literally her and eddie, they are autistic 4 autistic/bisexual 4 bisexual love
but yeah, this is my daydreams literally written out 💚
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i figure eddie would never have been diagnosed. he's old enough to not have been identified as anything other than "gifted" at school and i think his parents seem like the type who would avoid diagnosis out of ~shame~ so he'd be misdiagnosed or not diagnosed at all (until batman comes along with his non-degree and decides eddie is an obsessive compulsive narcissist. which yeah, fair. but also hello pot, this is the kettle speaking????)
anyway i think he would avoid all long-term relationships out of trust and a need to prove himself as above human needs and completely elf-sufficient, but it'd be easiest for him to get on with someone who is also autistic, even if they had very different communication styles. and i bet that would confuse him at first like "why does this idiot not bother me as much as all the other idiots"
a lot of the "bonding" would be done in silence, and would probably come from a place of blunt honesty, where eddie realised he could trust his new friend because they're either not afraid enough to lie to him or are too honest to know better. and he'd relish the ability to turn to someone and say "you are making my space crowded with your existance and i need you to leave" without them getting all moody, because they'd understand immediately
there might be a point where he picks up on things that make his new buddy a lil bit different, but i think he'd recognise them as brilliance before he thought of them as something "wrong" with them. mostly, because he'd see himself reflected back. hyperfixations and obsessions with certain acts/scenarios/things, an either intense focus or a complete lack of it, prone to sensory overload (which eddie doesn't know the name of before he meets his friend, he just assumes he has anger issues and is bad for going into tantrums), and there's bound to be a point where they both come to the realisation that neither of them understands other people's emotions or morals (cue a shared conversation about how people think batman is acceptable but not eddie)
going back to the bonding in silence thing, he's 100% given the key to life when he realises parralell play works for him. like you're telling him that you can be in the same room with someone and do your own thing completely, but they're there if you think of a stupid pun or you want to walk over to them to say "look what i made" have them go "wow!" and then turn around and go back to work???? where has this BEEN all his life (although now that he thinks about it, he did enjoy quietly reading amongst the other inmates at arkham)
anyway, i think at a certain point he'd find the bravery to tell his new friend that he thinks they're soulmates. maybe he'd follow that up with a confusion about romantic intent or interest, maybe he'd request a formal recognition of their friendship. and no doubt his lil buddy would be confused until eddie says "we're soulmates because we are literally the same person. we do all the same things. we think the same way." and his friend is like "that's sweet, eddie. and yeah, we might be soulmates. but i think a lot of that is because we're both autistic"
and eddie is like
"we're both what? so you're? and i'm? OH!!!!!!!"
and then everything falls into place, like he's just solved a complex riddle he didn't even know he was working through and he's stuck standing there for a while like:
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finniestoncrane · 11 months
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in your opinion, which riddler gets the least bitches?
ok i have ranked them most bitches to least bitches based on personality, habits, looks, and reception from riddler-fuckers, but they all have at least one bitch (it's me u-u) 💚
dano: he'd have an endless stream of prison penpals coming at him and i do not blame them. lemme be the star to your charlie you round headed lil freak y'know?
twojar: the world is shallow. he's got big tits and a strong jaw. he also dresses decently. he'd be the one my mum picked
btas: he has a nice face and is very polite. plus he's not overly confident but not entirely insecure either? he's a very balanced boy who canonically gets bitches
unburied: hasan minhaj gives off "i get major bitches" energy and i think his riddler would be that x5. who doesn't love a sarcastic little shit with a cutie face?
young justice: fully believe that he has women throw themselves at him all the time but he's too shy and stupid to realise it, but the potential is there
gotham: he's only appealing to the neurodivergent bitches, and only like 50-80% of us would be confident enough to approach him so that cuts his numbers down
telltale: all of the people who say "thinking of fucking that old man" would cringe at his grey hair and age because they are frauds and liars
btaa: his voice is beautiful. his face is adorable. but he's obsessed with batman and his only friend is a teenage girl. he's not getting many bitches
zero year: of the people would fall for his schtick, he'd turn most of them down because they weren't perfect, so he gets minimal bitches
arkham: baby boy. i love you, but i know that anyone who approaches you is getting massacared or held at arm's length. he's not interested. i can do what i want to him in fanfiction but wally says he's asexual and aromantic so he's not getting any bitches and he likes it that way
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finniestoncrane · 1 month
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How....how have you made me horny for cobblepot?
one time in school a teacher said i'd make a good lobbyist because i have a trustworthy little face and i speak openly and passionately
so instead of lobbying for easier use of harmful toxins in food, i guess i ended up just. coming on here and talking so emphatically about the bad men i want to fuck nasty that it had the same effect on everyone lmao
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finniestoncrane · 7 days
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insert the "dO YOU EAT PUSSY LIKE THAT??" meme
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i like the dedication here though. i mean he could phone it in because with no nose he can get pressed flat like a suction cup to that thang
but he's still going straight at it with the tongue. thank you fallout showrunners for asking walton goggins to greedily slurp something up like a thirsty slut 💚
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finniestoncrane · 3 months
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Nice surprise for a Monday morning....
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clapping cheering screaming kissing his feet rolling out the red carpet he is my everything those braces that ass his hair i wont him ;-;
this is literally the only thing keeping me going at work now lmao
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finniestoncrane · 7 days
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Greg Davis: *exists*
All of us:
IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING A G A I N
hate to be a fuckin hipster on it too although i feel like you’ll all agree because we’re all out here loving with no boundaries, but i was in that building before they started adding him to those condescending “weird crush” lists
like you put an 8ft tall man in front of me who is hilarious and can be strict and also looks like rik mayall and it’s over for me it always has been u-u
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