I AM FUCKING OBSESSED WITH MAKING BLINKIES AND ALASTOR TOO
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yo just reminded me i had a dream where i met elon musk and he was weirdly likable in person like he was just a silly goofy guy and i was constantly on edge because hes elon musk and i think i had accidentally won a visit from him in some sort of raffle or no i think it was actually because i sent him fake fan mail and then he sent something back including an entire burger which i was going to eat and then i bit into it and not only was the patty made of meat but so was the fucking cheese??? anyway i trashed it because ew ew ew i had only bitten into it because i forgot burgers could have meat in them anyway when elon musk appeared out of nowhere he grabbed half the burger from the trash and ate it while ambling off out of the gym which is where most of my dreams take place
fal i need you to know this is the best dream i've ever read
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the f in kmfdm stands for 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
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conservatism isnt the new counterculture, babyfurs are
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leigh without chipped black nail polish and a wallet chain........... an angel without its wings......
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reasons why I want obi-wan to sub:
he's always the one trying to take care of other people and I desperately want him to be taken care of, too.
it'll make him feel better r.e. power dynamics (tm). sure he'll find other ways to feel guilty about it but less of the "I am violating my padawan" sort.
vaderwan
he's infuriatingly good at getting beaten up (ref tcw). and makes such a show of it. the glares and growls and groans. so vocal about pain. whereas anakin barely grunts when he loses an arm
usually he never bows down to anyone. iron will and all that. which makes his freely-given submission that much more powerful.
and think of those puppy eyes when he's beat up. you know what I mean.
such a pretty crier. the prettiest crier out there besides anakin
just look at everyone running him ragged! master councilor general kenobi deserves to be the brain empty pillow princess once in a while
reasons why I want obi-wan to dom:
he's so. he's just so. my brain literally short circuits.
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will you make me the happiest girl alive and bash my head in with a rock so i can walk it off like a man
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stretching isnt enough i need to undergo a painful bone crunching transformation
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what if instead of creeper it's named freaker and instead of blows up it blows you
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Guys fuck I am going crazy for a demon × fallen angel ship rn I am relapsing into my gacha phase fucking shoot me /j
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wayneradiotv is a comedy streamer that is only capable of making psychological horror
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Intersex mood: having a fucking panic attack trying to figure out what the hell to say when someone asks what you're assigned at birth because the truth is socially unacceptable at best, but if you lie and pick one of two everyone projects a whole bunch of biosex bullshit assumptions and privileges AND automatically saying you must be trans even if you also don't quite fit there.
Just don't ask!!!!!!
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oc post
sadly no new l4d post very sorry abt that BUT i do have this oc i made purely because of a dream
trust me he is a freak!!! bro killed somebody!!! and did some other freaky stuff!!!! yall dont wanna see him in a shower he may be a freak!!!
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