literally one of my favorite tweets ever
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When the accidental front camera hits
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HIS EYES, HIS FINGER, HIS ROBES, THAT BLOW ARGHHFHFHHFHSHD馃槴馃槴
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uhm who is nikki gonna kill 馃槶
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I got your milkies!, since you wanna act like a fucking baby 馃馃嵓
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Robert Browning, upon finding a review (twenty-eight years after the event) where the critic thanked God that Elizabeth Barrett Browning had died and would not inflict any more verse upon the world, inflicted some verse upon the critic.
To Edward Fitzgerald
I chanced upon a new book yesterday;
I opened it, and, where my finger lay
'Twixt page and uncut page, these words I read -
Some six or seven at most - and learned thereby
That you, Fitzgerald, whom by ear and eye
She never knew, "thanked God my wife was dead."
Aye, dead! and were yourself alive, good Fitz,
How to return you thanks would task my wits.
Kicking you seems the common lot of curs -
While more appropriate greeting lends you grace,
Surely to spit there glorifies your face -
Spitting from lips once sanctified by hers.
Anyway, moral of the story is, don鈥檛 pick a fight with a poet unless you want to be savagely flayed. (And get you a husband as devoted as Browning).
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Found This From Sixth grade
Such a sweet little guy.
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