#found the reference wholesome and wanted to do something wholesome too

[trixibebe]

Cold one with the boys~

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[luna-andra]

StepDad!König Headcanons (SFW & Wholesome) ✨

Image @cozyhuii (@miss_bozo on Twitter)

Headcanons I thought up of König being a step daddy to reader's kid

A/N: Y'all got my very first König headcanon list to 600+ notes earlier today and I had to pump this one out. I had been in a writing rut for a while (still kind of am? But I'm finding my way back) and this is my way of showing my gratitude. StepDad!König originally was something I did for me (König being step daddy to my kid? YES PLEASE) but I made this gender neutral (& gn kid) like the other ones 🖤

Domesticated!König Series: Part 1 Part 2

I write other stuff too! Masterlist here 🖤

👑 His reaction was the better outcome you had thought up when König found out you had a kid from a previous relationship. Why would that deter him from continuing to date you? He was a man that didn’t view single parents as “spoiled goods”, and would quite frankly curb stomp someone if they heard them refer to you as such.

👑 He was aware of the possibility of you postponing and rescheduling dates, and unfortunately they did happen. “Sitter canceled? No problem.” “Mom/Dad bailed on their weekend? I get it.” You were so relieved by his patience and empathy for the times plans would fall through.

👑 It was clear to König that you were going to hold off on introducing him to your child. He had great respect for that rule, it meant you were very keen on not having a revolving door of people coming in and out of that kid’s life.

👑 As time went on, he would always show an active interest in your child by asking how they are doing in school? Did they still like [insert movie/TV show here]? He hoped they liked the treats he had bought at the PX on base.

👑 But the one time you seemed extremely defeated and bummed out about another postponed date, he took his chance and threw out the idea of hanging out - the three of you - at your house. You hesitated, but it had been nearly long enough for you to be okay with it. The guilt weighed on you considering it had been a hot minute since the two of you had any time for each other. König was such a sweetheart, reassuring you that this is how he wanted to spend his time, with you and your kiddo.

👑 Almost every date after that became an outing with the three of you. He was referred to as Onkel König by your child, a title that warmed his gigantic heart.

👑 Came to every sports game/martial arts competition/band or orchestra event/etc. Became as active as the bio mom/dad (if they were still around) in their extra-curricular activities. He didn’t want to miss a single thing.

👑 Speaking of bio mom/dad/ex-spouse, he made the conscious effort to be acquainted with them if they were still present in Kiddo’s life. As long as they were cordial, so was König.

👑 Spoiled the hell out of Kiddo for Christmas and birthdays. They wanted for nothing and sometimes you hated it but were also thankful that he has come to love a child that originally wasn’t his.

👑 We all know König is of older age given his rank of Colonel. It’s so funny when he has to ask you about lingo the younger kids use. “What is bussies and why do they want to go there so much?” That was fun explaining it to König as his face grew intensely pink at his ignorance. It’s best if he comes to you every time he hears something new fly out of that kid’s mouth.

👑 He always used German terms of endearment for the both of you, and Kiddo picked up German the more time they spent with König. It forced you to learn too (you were already learning but you were putting in extra hours after bedtime to stay ahead of them).

👑 100% a prankster. And oh god… did it get out of hand quickly. You had to sit both of them down to scold them about putting soy sauce in your coffee when you weren’t looking; that was the final straw. No one messes with the morning coffee. 

👑 Came home with a puppy from the animal shelter because Kiddo got an A on their test (failed to mention to König that it was a test they had already got rewarded for).

👑 The only time you ever saw this man cry was at Kiddo’s graduation. They said to their friends “Can you take a picture of me with my Dad? He showed up in uniform for this.” He held it together for the event, but let the tear loose on the way home.

Likes & reblogs are always appreciated! Asks are opened for requests & ideas for others. Might do some for Ghost in the future ✨

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[oddballwriter]

Personal Nurses

Summary: You get sick with something and need to stay home, and so your lovely boyfriends take up the job of nursing you back to health.

Warnings: Mentions of being sick (sore throat, stuffy nose, and fever). Taking medicine. Half Google translated Spanish, my high school Spanish is really rusty the grammar may be weird. Other wise a nice wholesome sick comfort fic.

Author’s Snip: Fun fact, this was originally going to be a fic where it was about Abi (the reader and system’s daughter that have a bit of an unofficial series with) getting sick. But I decided to make it about the boys taking care of you because I got a nasty cold a while ago and wanted to see this.

Notes: Again, the grammar in Jake’s Spanish speaking might be not so good because my Spanish is rusty as hell.

I’ll shut up now. Enjoy! And don’t be afraid to request.

Word Count: 692

Being sick wasn’t that great. Sure, it got you out of needing to do things, but you also had to deal with actually being sick. And that’s never great.

You went to bed last night with a tickle in your throat and runny nose that you thought would pass in the morning, but then you woke up dying for water, barely able to breathe through your nose, and now you were burning up like a whore in church.

When Steven eventually woke up and found you in the kitchen you could tell he knew. You made an attempt to brush it off by saying “I’ll just drink some tea and sit under an air conditioner today.” but you could see Steven and the rest of them in that brain vote no on even letting you get out into your work clothes.

So now you get to wallow in bed and have three personal nurses.

Since Steven was the one who woke up with the body, so he was the one who set everything up. He politely shooed you back into bed, placed extra pillows, called your work for you, made you your tea and breakfast, and brought all that to you in bed with a cold rag and medicine. He also checked your temperature which, of course earned an “Oh, love. That’s no good.” that seemed more like him thinking out loud.

Steven was the one mostly in charge of your comfort and doing things for you when you’re sick. If you wanted an extra blanket, you got one. If your fever rag got lukewarm, he made it cool again. Do you want more water or tea? You got it. Is it too bright? He’ll draw the curtains for you. If anything he was more of a bell boy than a nurse. But it still made him blush a little when you called him that.

Marc was the one in charge of making sure you got your medicine in, and he was on top of it. Apparently, when you were taking a nap after eating breakfast, Marc took the body to go to the pharmacy and get new medicine and vitamins because “The one we have isn’t strong enough.” as if he was able to tell just by looking at you. When he came back, he had you eat some bread, saying “So that it doesn’t mess with your stomach if it's empty already.” and also “It helps it stay down. It has something to stick to.”.

“How do you know all this?” you questioned, to which Marc simply said “Trial and error,”, “Now take the vitamins. It helps your immune system fight it off.” Marc orders. You just shrug and comment “Whatever you say, Nurse Spector.”.

Jake was dead set on making food for you, making Marc go to a whole different market while he was out, just to buy ingredients for the soup he wanted to make you.

“Qué no, Marc. No puedes compras los sopas enlatadas.” Jake said to himself with a laugh. “Mind letting me in on the joke?” Marc asked as he watched Jake cut up the ingredients from the reflection in the soup. “You couldn’t buy them canned soup, Marc. Canned soup doesn’t do it. You gotta make it.” Jake explained, clearly referring to the whole ‘make it with love’ thing. “Well, that’s what we would have,” Marc mentioned. “Because that’s all we got.” Jake said back, “But not for them.” he added as to pointed to where you were resting. “They’d do the same for us.” Jake stated confidently.

When the soup was settled and done, and cooled down enough, Jake brought the bowl straight to you in bed. You thought he was going to bring a little table like Steven and Marc did, but it was clear when Jake kept holding the bowl and took up a spoonful of it and held it towards your mouth. You say his name with a scoff and he smiles. “Come on, mi amor. Steven and Marc got to play nurse today.” Jake teased. You roll your eyes and decide to humor him and let him feed you.

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[elsweetheart]

I have a silly little request based off your dealer!ellie. (: maybe something along the lines of ellie taking reader to a party so she can do some business and while she’s busy reader gets a little too bored and gets drunk dancing by herself and Ellie is like ok time to go, and it’s just cute and wholesome ellie taking care of drunk stubborn reader idk I’m down bad up for your dealer ellie. <3 have a good day!!

party fever.

🎀 reader being drunk and silly and horny with a daddy mention, alcohol mention, vague mention of drug dealing etc

• you were having a great time, with or without ellie. you had come to the party with her, but you’d barely been able to spend any time with her. if people weren’t buying from her, she had customers coming up to her making conversation — having known eachother from previous purchases or smoke sessions. you had been sipping away at your drink stood next to her quietly before wandering off, feeling the effects of the alcohol start to kick in and effect your confidence.

• ellie found you three more drinks down, clumsily dancing around and giggling. she’d torn herself away from a conversation to find you, wanting to know what you were up to. she sighed, shaking her head with a good-natured smirk when she spotted you, striding over and placing her hands on your waist from behind. “‘scuse me i hav-a girlfriend.” you slurred, lazily removing her hands and turning around to come face to face with her amused expression. “ellie!” you threw your arms around her.

• she laughed, patting your back and squeezing you at the waist. “hey, bug.” her brows frowned slightly through her smile, trying to hold you still as you pulled away to look inside your cup. “y’had a lot to drink, huh?” she asked and you shrugged, eyes watery and slow from the alcohol. “mm—mm. just a little tiny bit.” you swayed, pinching your fingers close together in the air in reference to how much you’d had.

• “oh yeah? i think you’ve had a little tiny bit too much.” she chuckled, taking the cup of your hands and handing it to random passer-by who downed it without question. “heeey, my drink.” you pout.

• “think i better get you back home, hey?” she placed her hands on your shoulders, steering you through the crowd. different people scattered about the room yelled their goodbye to ellie when they saw her headed towards the door, to which she offered them a friendly nod — distracted by making sure you weren’t tripping over your own feet.

• the two of you stepped outside and you spun around, coming face to face with your auburn haired girlfriend. you giggled, face close to hers and she chuckled in confusion. “uh, hello?”

• “i’m your girlfriend.” you giggled giddily in awe and she squinted slightly in confusion. “you just now figuring that one out…?” she responded.

• “m’so lucky. everyone knows you n’likes you ‘nd you picked me out of everyone.” you bat your eyelashes, both hands on her shoulders. she smiled, pressing a kiss to your forehead.

• “and i’d do it again. c’mon, pretty girl let’s get you to the car.” she ushered you to where her car was parked outside, a slight blush tinting her freckled cheeks. she had driven to the house party, not planning on drinking and she was glad the two of you had opted not to walk, making your trip to the dorm much easier.

• you surprisingly behaved yourself in the car, much more fixated on watching ellie drive, admiring the way she leans back, manspreading slightly, driving casually and effortlessly. “y’look good ellie. y’look sooo daddy when you drive.” you giggled in your seat, hand reaching out to try and subtly feel the flex of her bicep through her thick khaki jacket she wore over her hoodie. she laughed at the sudden compliment, glancing between you and the traffic. “thank you, baby.” she shook her head, knowing you had no filter when you were drunk. she let the silence settle before chuckling to herself again, reaching to her side and squeezing your hand.

• the two of you arrived back to your dorm, and she shucked off her shoes and backpack in the corner like she always did before helping you with your shoes, holding onto her shoulders for stability when she bent down to pull them off. she pat her pockets for her phone when she stood back up, pulling it out and beginning to tap at it. “gonna get you food, yeah? sober you up.” she spoke distractedly, finding your favourite takeout joint on her food delivery app, your order already recommended from her last purchase.

• you gasp, delighted as you watch her order, clutching her free arm, shaking it wildly in excitement. “baby, please.” she mumbles in concentration as she adds her order and hits purchase. “alright, all done — should be here soon.” she sighs out, tossing her phone on your bed and stretching, looking at you as she takes her jacket off. you kiss her cheek, grabbing the other side of her head sloppily to pull her closer. “th’nks, els.”

• you stroll over to your bed and flop onto your front comfortably. “could fall asleep just like this.” you sigh wistfully into the bed covers and she meanders up behind you, patting your butt twice. “nope, up you get. you’re not sleepin’ til your ass is wearing pyjamas with a belly full’a food. c’mon.” she hoists you up, but you pull her down with you in a fit of giggles. “oh boy.” she sighs, but the smile on her face suggests she was just as amused as you.

♡

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[phoebepheebsphibs]

Overanalyzing Mikey's fear

This post will be a bit vague, since most of Mikey's fears are connected to an unrevealed piece of lore... but I'll try to explain it as best I can

Living on the streets, Mikey obviously had to turn to unscrupulous means to survive. You may notice that when I refer to Leo, I call him a "petty thief". But I don't refer to Mikey as such, I call him a "con artist". Why the difference? Because Mikey has morals in him. Misguided and backwards, but they are there. Leo's driving moral is survival, so he has no problem taking whatever he wants. Mikey's conscience won't allow him to do that, so rather than steal outright, he tricks people to give him their belongings. His argument? "If they're dumb enough to fall for it, then I earned it and they deserve to lose it!" So, to reiterate, Mikey has morals but they are strained due to his life on the streets.

Mikey wants to be a good person, if only for his family's sake. He wants to set a good example of what a family should be, and what better example than himself? Like the song says, "If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and then make that change!" So, Mikey desperately attempts to be as perfect as he can. But, perfection is difficult to attain, and it brings a heavy weight on one's shoulders. Even so, Mikey has been carrying that weight since his early childhood...

Leo and Mikey have always been together, ever since Leo found his little brother in the alley. But their experiences in families has been vastly different (as we'll see in the next fear fungus update). Mikey was always the golden child, Leo the troublemaker. Mikey found that being the good kid was more favourable in order to get a family, so that was a big motivator to be perfect as well. It was never enough, though...

NOW ONTO THE LORE. In the comic, Mikey mentions "the teapot", and Donnie refers to it as "the emotionally traumatizing lore drop". I don't want to divulge too much, but I will say that Mikey stole something he never should have, felt badly about it, and when he tried to make amends, things went terribly wrong. Immediately afterwards, he was kidnapped by Draxum. But specifically, let's focus on Mikey's attempt to redeem his mistake. It failed catastrophically, which he did not expect. He truly believed that his coming clean about his misdeed would make it better, but instead it made it worse. The person he wronged? They blew up at him. They were enraged, furious! And he didn't expect that, because he was starting to think of this person as family. And Mikey had always believed that when a person apologizes, you forgive them! But his forgiveness was withheld, and Mikey was crushed by this fact. And so, he ran away... and unknowingly ran straight into the clutches of his creator...

OKAY NOW HERE'S THE BIG ONE. Sadly... I can't tell you the reasoning behind this. But let's look into the psychological aspect of it, shall we? Both Mikey and Donnie view Draxum as a monster, the most evil person they have ever known. Why? Because they both went through the same traumatic experience with him together! I think it is very interesting that while Donnie was afraid he would never live up to his father's standards, Mikey was terrified that he had surpassed them. The most evil, cruel, monstrous person Mikey had ever known told HIM that HE was "wretched, awful, evil, he told me I was a BAD PERSON". Whatever it was that Mikey did... he feels that it is unredeemable, unforgivable, even worse than the "teapot incident".

But to bring this back to a wholesome note -- because if we don't then Dr. Feelings will have my head -- Donnie helped Mikey understand that what he did was not unredeemable. He is not unforgivable. And from Donnie's perspective, Mikey is his hero, simply because he rescued him from a bad situation. More than once... but that's a story for another lore drop!

@boots-with-the-fur-club @daboyau

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[blackopals-world]

I am officially throwing away my identity as a wholesome writer after much deliberation. Anyways here is your smut.

-Taking Care-

Vil x fem!Yuu

After suffering from a broken heart Vil does his part to comfort Yuu. With his body.

Notes: Overstimulation, cunnalingus, cockwarming, praise kink, slight jealousy, aftercare, a lot of fluff and cuddling, consent is sexy. Not proofread will later,

"V-Vil! Please!" Yuu shuttered as Vil rubbed his thumb against her stiff clit. " It's too much."

She had already orgasmed twice and still Vil wouldn't put it in. Still her hips helplessly rutted against him as he played with her sensitive bud.

Vil gazed at her fondly as he hovered above her, admiring her sweat slicked body splayed out on the sheets.

"You're doing so well. You can cum again all you like. You look so beautiful like this, I can't help but to tease you." Vil hummed as he pumped his fingers inside Yuu's soaked cunt. "Now, cum."

As if Vil commanded it alone Yuu's orgasm hit her like sparks. Her back arched as she whimpered pathetically mewing Vil's name. Yuu could feel her lower belly begin to ache with emptiness from Vil milking her every orgasm.

"You're such a good girl." Vil praised her as he stroked her hair. Yuu nuzzled his hand, searching for his comfort and warmth. "Remember, he could never make you feel this way. You aren't losing anything leaving him."

Yuu's red eyes watered as the painful reminder of the past few days returned.

Catching your partner in the act of cheating was a common story. So common that Yuu wondered if love was even real when so many people lie about their feelings. Maybe, love wasn't real. Maybe everyone is faking it like Santa or the tooth fairy. Maybe, she was just the only fool to believe in it.

Yeah, he cheated. And yeah, she yelled at him. They broke up, and Yuu went home to eat ice cream and cry.

She called off work for a few days to get over it. Relationship statuses were changed and photos had to be deleted.

What would she tell Vil? Her ex worked in the same company as him. Vil, even introduced them at an event.

Yuu didn't need to tell him. He knew and he wasn't happy.

Vil hated that guy. He wasn't good enough for Yuu and his every failure was taken extensive note of.

When Vil found out about that scumbag cheating he told his agent to let the executives know that either he goes or the bastard. It wasn't a hard choice. Vil would have him blacklisted from every label.

But, Yuu came first.

Vil had rushed to her side to console his dear friend. I was partly his fault for letting her meet such a rat, so of course he has to make it better.

Long hours of talking, hugging, and crying between the two turned into something more.

Vils warm lips felt like a reprieve from the cold empty space in Yuu's heart. That hole, even if it might be temporary was filled with longing for another.

That heat only ignited as she felt his warm lips turned to his hot tongue swipe her collar.

Yuu held back a satisfied sigh as Vil worked his way down her neck leaving marks aa he went. As shaky hand pushed him back as she looked him on the eye.

"Vil, you know what I just went through." Yuu wanted to sound betrayed, but she was pleading to him "I don't want to be used."

Vil paused, a hurt expression crossed his face before settling to understanding. He took his hand in her's as he tried to comfort her.

"I would never do that to you. You mean more then that to me. I just want you to forget about that ugly loser. You deserve to know what it's like to be with someone who cares about your needs." Vil pulled Yuu by the hips forward to the edge of the sofa "To remind you how it feels to be treated like a woman."

He gave her time to deny him as he removed her shorts and paused for his permission to continue. Yuu nodded without looking him in eyes as her face flushed. Vil paid no mind, she was cute when she was shy.

"Aw, you're wearing the violet lace I got you." Vil was referring to the panties he got her when shopping together. Something her ex hated doing with her. "I was right it looks good on you. Almost like you put them on just for me."

As Vil whispered in her ear he grinded his thumb against Yuu's covered clit.

Yuu tried to close her legs only to be held back aa pressed harder causing her to jump slightly.

"Yuu, look at the mess you're making. You're going to dirty your clothes." Vil teased feeling the wet patch that was forming from Yuu's arousal.

Ridding Yuu of her undergarments, Vil placed himself between her legs.

Yuu embarrassed, covered her sex.

"Vil wait, you don't have to do this. We can just have sex." She squeaked.

"Don't tell me you've never done this before?" Vil asked astonished as Yuu meekly shook her head. "He didn't know how to treat you with respect. Of course, he wouldn't know how to treat your body either."

Vil took the time to calm Yuu down. Giving her reassuring kisses and rubbing her thighs. He gave much needed attention to her chest being gentle and not groping roughly like she was used to.

When she was ready, Vil sank to his knees to get to his favorite part. He licked a long stripe up her pussy. Yuu squirmed not used to the feeling as Vil hooked an arm around her thigh and placed it on his shoulder.

"Tonight you're going to play the role of my pillow princess. You don't need to do a thing, just take what I give you." Vil didn't give her time to respond as he spead Yuu open and dug in.

Yuu had never seen this side of Vil in their years of friendship. A part of her expected this from Rook, but Vil seemed like the type to make someone else do all the work. She was used to that from her previous partner. Vil however, seemed to thrive on her cries as he paid her clit special attention.

Yuu couldn't stop her legs from shaking as he sucked on her clit. Vil paid no mind as he played with hit more and listened to Yuu moan and gasp.

The first time he came that night on Vil's tongue was the first she ever felt something like that. No one ever cared about her pleasure like this. They only wanted to be inside her and take.

Vil however, didn't stop giving as he ignored her orgasm as he continued lapping as her folds.

Yuu felt a static haze coming over her as she cried out and tried to pull Vil away from her aching sex only to receive a nip to her thigh. Vil was enjoying his every moment drinking up her sobbing pussy as Yuu called his name over and over to stay grounded.

After another orgasm left her whimpering and crying, Vil picked up his partner. He made sure she was wrapped securely around his waist as he took her to bed.

"Let go somewhere more comfortable, my darling."

He took his time undressing them both fully as he gave her a short break.

After he finished giving her a third orgasm he wanted to let her sleep and end their relations for the night.

"Vil, y-you still haven't." Yuu tried to say that he hadn't cum once.

"Don't worry about me, I want to make you feel good." Vil was a man with needs but he could take care of himself.

"Please Vil, inside. I want you inside." Yuu begged as she reached down to tug as his throbbing manhood.

Vil knew she couldn't take much more and didn't want to risk hurting her even if she was begging for it. His logic barly won as he pulled her chest to chest and slowly sunk unto her weeping hole.

Yuu jolted as he aching sex stung at the penatration, her body was tired. She waited for Vil to begin moving so they could finish.

But Vil didn't move, nor did he intend to. He was satisfied feeling her around him weakly pulling him in.

Yuu didn't understand at first, fully expecting to be roughly taken, but instead she was pulling into Vil's arms. He gently stroked her curves as he whispered praise in her ear.

"Relax, my darling. We don't have to do anything. You've done amazing already, my love." Vil kissed her gently.

Something had to give as Yuu, overwhelmed cried in his embrace. No one had ever made her feel this loved, no one but Vil.

Vil stroked her hair and kissed her as she held onto him. She eventually returned the affection as they were entangled in one another.

They made love one last time for the night and slept easy as Vil never left her velvety warmth.

Morning came and went as the couple slept soundly. Even when they roused they didn't want to get out of bed. Just feeling the others warmth and soft skin against their own. Soft kisses and nuzzling against each others necks.

They were in their own little world.

Until the front door opened. It had completely slipped her mind her ex had a key and if he came upstairs he'd see them. Actually if he went into the living room he'd see her underwear that was haphazardly tossed aside during the night.

Vil sighed irritably as he got out of bed and fished around for his pants.

"Vil don't, you shouldn't have to deal with him on my behave." Yuu pleaded as she grabbed his hand.

Vil took in the sight of her. Her hair ruffled, skin flushed and marked, and bare as the day born. She looked as she should, like she was his with the marks to prove it. This wasn't a sight he could share, not even to gloat.

"Don't worry my darling. I'm just going to tell him to leave." Vil said leaned down to kiss her cheek.

It resulted in a confrontation. The ex didn't enjoy knowing that his ex-girlfriend wasn't crying over him and was already moving on. Words like whore and cheating bitch were thrown around and Yuu managed to get dressed fast enough to stop Vil from doing something he wouldn't regret.

After kicking out the interloper, they could finally settle down again. Vil feverishly kissed Yuu trying to reassure himself that what happened last night wasn't just a fling and that she wasn't going back to that bastard.

Yuu responded in kind as she wrapped her arms around him.

The timing might not of been ideal but she was more then willing to see where this relationship will go.

#vil shoenheit x reader #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland yuu #twst mc #vil schoenheit #vil smut #twst vil #twisted wonderland vil #twisted wonderland smut #twst smut #maid!Yuu

[annymation]

The au about the transformation of Aster into a black hole sounds like a horror au now I'm going to have nightmares((( Write something else about the Star!Asha and the Human!Aster, please, I really like this au as well as the Kingdom of Wishes

Well thank you! I've always wanted to write darker stuff heheheh

But yeah I do owe you all some wholesome scenes don't I? So let's explore the Role Swaps Au a lil bit!

So how about we go with the scene Star!Asha and Human!Aster are at Aster's old home and they start getting to know each other better? Well, Aster isn't an artist in this AU, he's a musician, so unlike the original rewrite, Star!Asha wouldn't get in a sketch book, she'd get in a music sheet.

Here's how that'd play out:

Aster and Asha were now inside Aster's old home, it was quite tidy up despite being abandoned for years. Aster was humming to himself the song Asha sang earlier, "I'm A Star" while trying to play it on his grandfather's mandolin

"Shouldn't you be going to sleep?" Asked the star girl while exploring each and every thing inside the house, she had a radiant smile that only grew bigger and bigger with every new thing she found "I've seen that humans do that a lot at night, must be important"

"How can I possibly sleep? After I just wished upon a star and somehow that brought down a magical princess from the sky?" They asked, still astounded that this is all really happening and it's not just a dream

"Hihihi I'm not a princess silly, I just chose to look like one cause... Well, you seemed like you could use some inspiration to figure out what to do, and princesses often inspire people in fairytales" She explained while floating above Aster

"I guess so, but what does that make me though? Your knight or something? Heheheh" He said more so jokingly, referring to how he'll have to hide her and keep her safe from the royals

"I don't see why not, you're already handsome like one after all" Asha smiled innocently, stating that as if it was simply something obvious

Aster's eyes widened and his cheeks turned bright red. Did the most beautiful and literally etherial girl he has ever seen really think they were "handsome"???... Nah, that's probably how she treats anyone, Aster is just an average guy.

He stutters trying to think of something to change the subject, still blushing as red as a tomato "Hah-a umm Thanks??? UH- You- you sang just like a-a princess too heh heh" Aster feels himself growing even redder

"Awwn thanks!" Asha didn't seem to notice how flustered he was at all "I'm sure you have a beautiful singing voice too! Can you play for me? Pleeeeeaaaseee" the star adorably asked, her eyes sparkled with what seemed to be little stars twinkling inside her pupils

"... Maybe later, I get rather shy when playing in front of people I've just met" He said, looking at his grandfather's mandolin with downcast eyes

"Oh... That's alright!" Asha was sad for a second but her smile quickly returned as she got an idea "I can play your songs instead!"

And with that, Asha jumped inside Aster's note book, where he composes and writes his music sheets. She turns herself into a black and white drawing, dancing through the pages, stepping on each note, magically making music come from the book. Aster gazes in awe and laughs as she uses the notes to make funny sounds and melodies while the two continue chatting through the night.

........

And that's it, hope you liked this little piece of Star! Asha and Human! Aster!

#wish reimagined #wish rewrite #kingdom of wishes #ask #Kingdom of wishes AU

[blue-jisungs]

heeseung with a gamer!partner

a/n. i was like “hey there’s so much gamer heeseung bf but where’s my gamer y/n at!!” because someone (me) got to play some games after a looong while so here you go 🏋️‍♂️🏋️‍♂️

i got a lil carried away 🤪🤪 someone get me a bf like this.

before you started gaming you told heeseung you enjoyed a little gaming

duh, you two sometimes pulled all nighters to play together but those were usually games like mario kart, minecraft or fifa

(bc riki bullied you to start playing it too so he could have another game buddy)

heeseung found it quite cute that you liked to watch him play games on his own computer

like you’d sit on his lap or next to him, sometimes silently or sometimes chatting with him while he played valorant or cs:go

but oh was he surprised when he found out you play those games too

and when HE SAW YOUR SET UP

he was really speechless

“y/n why didn’t you tell me sooner?! >:(”

“i didn’t want to intimidate you🙄🙄”

yes you did stalk him on steam but we’re keeping this as a secret

and honestly he’s so whipped :”)

bc 1) he finds it HOT 2) he can enjoy his little hobby with you now <3

and how the turn tables. he LOVES watching you play games.

will sit beside you with doe eyes and smile wildly when you get stuck in a weird place or just do good in a game

if you’re playing a game he doesn’t know much about, he’ll love to listen to you explaining how it works and all

also finds it very hot when you curse underneath your breath when something doesn’t go your way 🤭

anyways,

will bring you snacks and water when you play… and place forehead kisses before leaving the room or settling next to you

loves spoiling you

like… “aw hee, [game name] is on a sale! i’ll have to buy it–” “who says you don’t have it bought already?” “what?” “what?”

if spending money on the gems, skins, weapons, you name it makes you happy… he’s willing to make that sacrifice 🫡

no but he does it purely because he wants you to be happy :D

and don’t get me started on actually playing games with him 💔

the comforting ones are just *screams into pillow*

you have a cute house in minecraft; he sends you adorable messages in animal crossing <3

and it’s so fun to play those lego games with him, you always end up with tummy ache because of how hard you laughed (because he’s just a little too good at imitating those falling apart lego people 😟)

when it comes to multiplayer games, people either hate you both or love you

because sometimes when you’re in a vc and say that you’re a couple people go awww and it’s wholesome

and sometimes there are meanies that laugh at you and it takes a whole new level of effort for heeseung not to burst out with anger >:(

usually it’s the cute people tho :3

expect him to match with you all the time – like eg bios, pfps, whatever!!

or games references 🥹

“what what do you mean “the creeper to my steve”?” “because you blow me away–” *smack*

but! that doesn’t mean he goes easy on you (mostly)

you often play 1v1 just to pick the one who’s washing the dishes or taking out trash….

and for funsies, ofc!!

and when you happen to play with his friends and be in the opposite team… oh boy

honestly they are all sick of you because in stead of focusing on winning, you focus on teasing each other 🤕

“oh lover boy~ i see you!” *heeseung’s squeals of pure fear*

THAT REMINDS ME

horror games.

even if you’re not a fan, you play with him because “it’s okay babe, i’ll be the muscles and you’ll be the brains 😍”

ehe.

you two end up flinching and screaming at the jumpscares or just screaming at each other when something suspicious happens

he is very skilled with killing zombies though so you’re fine

“oh man… lady dimitrescu hello there–” “heeseung.” “sorry.”

overall he’s very happy he can bond with you over gaming

(the boys are not that happy though because of all the noise you produce but it’s okay because he has the hyung privilege 🙄)

[ masterlist <3 ]

taglist. @geniejunn ,, @luvhyun3 ,, @starlostseungmin ,, @elviransworld ,, @jnks6r ,, @sieunsgf ,, @ethereallino ,, @laylasbunbunny ,, @duolingofanaccount ,, @slytherinhobi ,, @jung0ne ,, @ka-ni-ma ,, @iliveforlixie ,, @moonacholy ,, @ameliesaysshoo ,, @dazzlingligth ,, @stcrlcst ,, @l3visbby

#enhypen x you #enha #enha fluff #enhypen fluff #lee heesung x reader #heeseung fluff #lee heeseung #heeseung #heeseung enha #enha soft hours #enha scenarios #enha imagines #enha reactions #enha x reader #enha x y/n #enha x you #heeseung x you #heeseung x yn #heeseung x reader

[danielfuckingricciardo]

The Esteban and Fernando ones are good!

can i ask for Toto and song number 5, or Mick and song 16

I really hope all songs will be picked 🤗

Hi! Thank you so much for the request! ♥︎

(I am working my way through all of these, albeit very slowly right now! But I promise every single one of these will be filled eventually!)

I absolutely love this one, I feel like the wholesome vibes of this song completely match Mick’s vibe so well! I hope you enjoy this one!

(Your Toto request is also on its way! I’ll be sure to tag you when I post it ☺️)

Song 16 - Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) // The Beatles

Pairing - Mick Schumacher x Reader

Word Count - 1.6k

Content Warnings - Swearing, serial killer references, mild sexual references

I sat on a rug biding my time Drinking her wine We talked until two and then she said "It's time for bed"

“It’s not much, but this is home. Make yourself comfortable, I’ll go get the wine.” You say, turning to Mick, whose eyes were busy taking in every inch of your tiny apartment.

He snaps out of his trance and nods as you disappear into the kitchenette to retrieve the bottle of wine you kept around for emergencies, and two glasses.

You turn around for a second, and take a moment to observe as your slightly tipsy companion struggled to remove his shoes. You can’t help but smile at his mannerisms, there was just something so endearing about him, which was what had initially drawn you to him earlier that evening.

Typically, you would never bring home strange men you had just met that night in a bar. You’ve watched enough true crime documentaries to know that a lot of them start this way, but with Mick, you just couldn’t help yourself. He didn’t seem like the type to seduce innocent women into bed only to chop them up into tiny pieces and feed them to his dogs. He was too sweet for that, too innocent. Gazing into those bright blue eyes of his you could tell that he had a good, kind soul. You wanted to stare into his eyes forever, and that’s why, as the bar closed for the evening, you found yourself asking if he wanted to go home with you.

You hadn’t meant it in a suggestive way. If bringing home strange men wasn’t your style, then sleeping with them immediately after meeting them was even more unlike you. Honestly, you just wanted to spend time with him. He was just great to talk to. He listened attentively, spoke so sweetly and succinctly, and he really understood your wacky sense of humour. You wouldn’t mind, of course, if the evening progressed towards something a little less friendly and a little more heated, but you were happy just to get to know him more, away from the loud music and passionate punters of the bar the two of you had met at.

Wine and your only two clean matching glasses in hand, you leave the kitchen and return to the lounge, where you see Mick sat on the floor, his back resting against the sofa, and a throw cushion in his arms squeezed tightly against his chest.

“You’re a floor person too, huh?” You say as you drop to your knees beside him, sliding in next to him and placing the wine and glasses beside you on the rug.

“Yeah. It just looked… comfy.” He says with a smile.

“Can’t argue with that. My landlord just had new carpets fitted and it’s like walking on a chinchilla.” You say with a chuckle.

“That’s a strange mental image, the poor chinchillas!” Mick says, and you both erupt into a fit of giggles.

“Have you ever stroked a chinchilla? It’s like petting a tiny cloud! Did you know that their fur is so dense that they can’t actually get wet because their fuzz retains the moisture for so long it can cause a skin infection for the poor babies.” You say, and Mick raises an eyebrow at you.

“So how do they get clean?” He asks.

“They take dust baths!” You say, and Mick nods.

“You sure do know a lot of things.” He says, and you chuckle slightly.

“Oh, it’s all pointless trivia, I assure you. Not all that useful in real life but I’m great at quizzes.”

“Got any more pointless facts for me?”

“Ooh, umm… Roman soldiers were actually paid in salt because back then it was super valuable. That’s where we get the word salary from, because salt in Latin is sal.” You say, and Mick smiles.

“Being with you is like having a glass of wine with Wikipedia.” Mick says, and you chuckle.

“I hope that’s a good thing and I haven’t like, totally freaked you out with my nerdiness already.” You say, and Mick shakes his head.

“Nah, I like it. I like you.” He says, and you can’t help but smile at his compliment.

“Wine?” You ask, gesturing to him with the bottle.

“Yes please.”

“I’m afraid it’s only the cheap, screw-top stuff. I’m sure you’re used to better.” You say, opening the bottle and filling his glass to the appropriate level, before filling your own.

“It all tastes the same anyway. I’m convinced wine experts just gaslight themselves into thinking otherwise.” He says, and you laugh.

“Conspiracy theory alert!” You chuckle, before taking a long swig of your beverage.

Mick takes a sip and pulls a face as he swallows.

“I’m starting to think maybe I just don’t like red wine.” He says, and you collapse into a fit of tipsy giggles.

“Does anyone? To be honest, I only buy red because I don’t have space in the fridge for anything else.” You say, and it’s Mick’s turn to laugh.

“I know some red wine guys. I’m definitely not one of them.” He says with a smile, and you shake your head.

“This really is a shitty red. I’m getting notes of pickle brine, paint thinner and… plastic?” You say, holding the glass up to your nose and taking a deep inhale.

Mick begins to giggle tipsily as you swirl the dark liquid around in your glass the way you had seen sommeliers do it on TV.

“The paint thinner is definitely the most prominent note.” He says, and you smile, setting your disgusting beverage down on the floor beside you.

“Hey, I just want to say, thanks for coming back with me. I know my cramped, dusty old flat isn’t exactly the sort of place you spend your time, but I was really enjoying talking to you and I guess I just didn’t want our time together to end before it had to, you know?” You say, and Mick smiles sweetly at you.

“No, thank you for inviting me. Your flat is lovely, it looks exactly like you.” Mick says, and you quirk your eyebrow at him.

“What on earth do you mean?” You ask, and he bites his lip in thought.

“It just looks like you! It’s cozy, and warm, and cute. And it’s full of books,” Mick gestures to the piles of open textbooks on the counter, “You know a lot of things, I think you’re full of books too.”

“I have read one or two books in my time,” You say with a smile, “I suppose my flat does look a lot like my brain. Slightly messy and unorganised and full of useless stuff.”

“Not useless, interesting.” Mick says, gesturing to your with his glass, and you roll your eyes.

“That’s not what people normally think.” You say, a slight sad look appearing on your face.

“Well, forget those people. You’re very interesting. I could talk to you forever.” Mick says, nudging your shoulder with his own.

“I could talk to you forever, too, but sadly, I’m gonna have to call it a night.” You say, offering him a small smile.

“Really?” He says, turning to you with a sad look in his bright blue eyes.

“I have work tomorrow, and it’s 2am, definitely past my bed time.” You say, standing up from your comfortable position on the floor.

“I suppose I’d better go.” Mick says.

He stands up and brushes his hand gently against yours, sending shivers through your body.

“Or…” You say, brushing your hand against his.

“Or what?”

“You could stay?” You suggest, and Mick’s eyes light up.

“I’d like that.” He says with a smile, and he takes your hand in his, properly this time.

“I don’t have a spare room or anything, so I guess we’d have to sleep together,” You say, your eyes going wide as you realise the implication of what you had just said, “I don’t mean it like that, I mean, we’d have to share a bed. Not that I wouldn’t want to sleep with you, of course, I would, in the future, only if you want to, though, but I’m so tired and… fuck I’m rambling. Sorry.”

You offer Mick a shy smile and he squeezes your hand.

“You don’t have to be sorry, you’re cute when you ramble. Let’s go to bed, okay? I’ll be the big spoon.” Mick says, and you nod, unable to speak. Instead, you just stare at him with awe in your eyes and a soft, sleepy smile on your lips.

Mick guides you to your bedroom and takes a seat on the edge of your bed.

“Do you want me to go outside while you change?” He asks, and you shake your head.

“It’s okay.” You say softly, and you unzip your dress, allowing it to fall to the floor.

Mick’s eyes travel up and down your body as you reach for your pyjamas and pull your oversized shirt over your head.

You turn around to see him looking and smile at him, before crawling under the sheets and wrapping them around your shoulders.

“You getting in?” You ask, and Mick stands to remove his shirt and jeans, before sliding into the sheets beside you and wrapping his arm around your torso.

“Goodnight, (y/n).” Mick says, and you take his hand in yours, wrapping it further around your body and giving it a small squeeze.

“Sweet dreams.” You respond, before peacefully drifting off to sleep.

#mick schumacher x reader #mick schumacher x you #f1 x reader #f1 x you

[littlealeta]

Ralph Breaks the Internet Review/Rant

When I first watched this film in 2018, I thought it was fairly decent. I was glad to finally see Wreck it Ralph again after 6 years. But even then, I still found it a disappointment from the first one. I hated how they did Ralph and Vanellope and I hated that Felix and Calhoun were barely in the film. Over the years, after reflecting more on this film, I realized that I might've been a bit too nice to it. So, I rewatched it again. And... yeah, it's pretty mediocre. It's still a fun time, especially for kids, but I wouldn't recommend it if you don't want it to ruin your love for the first one. I couldn't even watch the first one for years after watching this trainwreck.

This is going to be longer than some of my previous reviews because I have a LOT to say about this film, including spoilers. But you can always scroll down to the overall section if you want to see a concise version of this review.

Story

The film starts off nice. Ralph and Vanellope just hanging out in other games and talking. But, by the time the conflict comes around, the story becomes ass. Ralph and Vanellope break Sugar Rush by fucking around with a new race track Ralph created. They go through the Internet on a rollercoaster ride (using teleportation would make more sense). Then, they end up accidentally bidding 27,000 dollars for a new part at Ebay. So, now they have to gather up 27,000 dollars in 24 hours before the part expires when they could just wait for the item to expire and then re-bid. (Seriously, this whole movie wouldn't have happened if Ralph and Vanellope hadn't been idiots).

It doesn't matter, though, because Ralph somehow gets instant internet fame by making cringy youtube (called buzztube when youtube exists in that world for some reason) jokes and being a real life person somehow (that no one questions), ok. Why do we need a movie about the Internet with two characters from a movie about video games?

There are some cool concepts with the Internet, like the little avatars walking all over the place, the spamming, and Miranda Sings getting her ass kicked off by Ralph breaking her Internet. But then, there are also a lot of unnecessary Internet references. We see Google, Amazon, Twitter (with all the birds retweeting one post, like you could've had other posts instead of just retweets), Snapchat (which is an app), and Oh My Disney, which is just 5 unnecessary minutes of Disney kissing their own ass.

I will, however, say that the parody with the Disney princesses, the I Want songs, and how Vanellope interacts with the princesses (an atypical Disney princess, so you can imagine how well they bounce off of each other) is funny. The only problem is, they're just wrapped up in this terrible story. Like, if they kept the video game concept and they had something like Disney Infinity being one of the more wholesome games Ralph would send Vanellope to and then they meet the Disney princesses in there, that would be better.

The emotional scenes are just shit. Like, I can't NOT mention the contrived comment scene, the whole theme about friendship, and Vanellope glitching when she's insecure, how the fuck, lmao? The comment scene just came off like elementary school/middle school bullying instead of how people actually talk on the Internet. It gives me flashbacks of the 2011 film Cyberbully.

And the way the conflict gets resolved is shallow too, because everything is shallow in this film. I mean, "Don't read the comments"? I mean, it's kinda right for certain situations, but sometimes comments can be useful in helping you improve and seeing how other people see your videos. Sure, you should ignore bullies, trolls, and mean comments, but you shouldn't ignore every comment.

While the letting your friend go and follow their dreams message is a well-intentioned message to send to kids, the way they did it here is actually harmful and contradictory to the first film. I don't want to get too much into the characters because I have a special character section for them, so I'm just going to talk about the theme and how it relates to the world. Vanellope LITERALLY goes turbo. She ditches her Sugar Rush friends, players, and her game. Seemingly putting her friends and game in danger, yet no one questions it. I can't believe this was made by the same people who made the first.

In the climax of the film, Ralph releases a virus to protect Vanellope from the dangers of Slaughter Race. But somehow, it ends up detecting and copying insecurities? I mean, it's a cool concept, but it doesn't make sense when that wasn't even Ralph's intention to begin with.

And like a lot of things in this film, the way they resolved that conflict is anticlimatic. Supposedly, it's a symbol of the theme of the movie which is about letting friends go, which is fine, but why does it need to be in the form of a literal antagonist? Also, I feel like this whole thing is kinda breaking the Show, Don't Tell rule.

The movie also suffers from a lack of subplots. One particular subplot involving Calhoun and Felix was teased but then gets completely thrown out the window. It isn't really an original concept, but it still feels disappointing that they fucked it over.

Characters

Established characters barely even act like themselves. They say and do a lot of stupid shit. Like that contrived joke with Tron having a glitch (no pun intended) and they assume it's already fixed, but it turns out it wasn't fixed. That could've easily been rewritten as Litwak announced it was fixed, but it turns out it wasn't.

Dialogue is pretty bad, too. There's a lot of unnecessary Internet references, laughably idiot dialogue (mostly from Ralph) and a few potty humor that aren't even funny. Oh, and this movie is weirdly fond of philosophies too.

Why would Ralph be interested in a book club?

Ralph is now an idiot loser. He spends the entire film whining and crying about how Vanellope doesn't love him and his hair, even when she's saying nothing about him, it almost comes off as sus (I don't think I can say the actual word I'm thinking of). He says stuff like this.

Bitch, you could've said, "Why are you angry at the rainbow." HOW HARD IS THAT TO REWRITE, WRITERS?!?!

If Ralph just stayed the overprotective father that didn't want Vanellope to wander into dangerous games like Slaughter Race and be around sus people, that would be fine. But no, he gets upset because he and Vanellope were inseparable for 6 fucking years. That is just problematic in more ways than one. Like, Vanellope's your only friend? FELIX IS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE! WTF HAPPENED TO YOU, RALPH?!?!

As for Vanellope, I think the concept of Vanellope getting bored with her game is a good concept to explore and would've been a good catalyst for character development, but here's the thing: SHE NEVER LEARNS. At the end of the film, she gets what she wants and RALPH has to be the one to learn something. Don't get me wrong, Ralph is also in the wrong for being clingy and not wanting his friend to leave his side for 5 minutes. But Vanellope was also a selfish, insensitive b!tch for putting her own game in danger and hurting her friends and her players (by the first movie's logic).

Now, on the positive side, there are some decent characters. Spamley, Yesss, the creepy Slug, Shank, and Knowsmore. Any new character in the film is amusing to watch.

Spamley is the spam junk guy. He's shady and wants to help Ralph and Vanellope get rich by looting from video games. I feel like this character could've probably been the antagonist as I always felt like he was going to backstab Ralph and Vanellope.

Yesss is the world-weary, aloof Youtube Algorithm with a loving side if she cares about you. It's how I'd imagine an Algorithm would act like if it was a person.

Knowsmore (who weirdly enough isn't google) also acts like how I'd imagine a search engine would act like. Saying what they think the other person is typing into the search engine.

The slug (I don't know if they mention his name) is aggressively creepy. He's the guy that Ralph buys the virus from. Fitting for how I'd imagine someone with a virus would act like.

Shank is the weakest of the characters because she's the one encouraging Vanellope to go Turbo, but she does have a cool personality. She may look slightly reminiscent of Calhoun, but she's not stern and hot-headed like her. Instead, she's easy-going, charismatic, and has some badass moves. I still like Calhoun better overall.

Animation/Music/Voice Acting

You can clearly tell it's a step up from the first movie. It's more fluid and cleaner. However, one thing I would like to complain about the animation is the way that some of the 2D princesses are translated into 3D. Ariel, Cinderella, and I think that was Tiana, look unrecognizable as 3D. Especially, Pocahontas, uh.

I think the voice actors were amusing to watch and portrayed their characters decently well. Sarah Silverman, however, felt somehow off to me. Like her voice is pitched up and she didn't really have as much range as she did in the first one, but it might just be the bad script and directing. Bill Hader, I thought he was great as Flint Lockwood and Fear, but his voice is a bit off in this film. Most of the time, he uses his Flint Lockwood voice (which I don't think really fits the character) and other times, he sounds different.

There's only two songs in there, one of them only lasts a second and somehow, it sounds better than almost anything about the full-length one. A Place Called Slaughter Race is not only Vanellope being a piece of shit, but it also doesn't sound particularly catchy. The melodies change like every minute and it's not even in a good way like Bohemian Rhapsody, it just sounds weird.

Overall

Ralph Breaks the Internet is just The Emoji Movie but a bit better. It does actually offer some creative things with the Internet. But it also could've done better in its portrayal of the Internet and that includes making the world feel more natural and cutting down the amount of Internet references (and there's A LOT).

The entire film wouldn't have happened if Ralph and Vanellope hadn't goofed off during work hours and forfeit the bid, but no. We GOTTA HAVE MEMES AND INTERNET REFERENCES FOR THE ZOOMERS AND ALPHAS!

BuzzTube and Knowsmore existing while Google and Youtube exists is weird. I guess they had some weird contract disagreements with these products?

There is little tension to be found as most of the conflict is resolved through anticlimatic and shallow dialogue and scenes and lame Internet jokes. And conflict is often started or ending with inconsistencies with the previous worldbuilding or with how the Internet really is.

There are barely any subplots in the film. One is teased, but never expanded upon.

Jokes are hit-and-miss. A lot of the dialogue felt unnatural and disgusting, often for the sake of making little kids laugh. Yet, the movie even tries to be r/I'm14andthisisdeep for no reason a few times.

Vanellope and Ralph are now almost completely different from how they were in the first film and of the two, only Ralph learns something and it's a pretty harmful message in the context of the film. However, I do like the new side characters. I personally think they should've done more with Spamley, but they all have fun personalities and act like how I'd imagine the Internet in character form would act like. And the parody with the Disney princesses and the interactions between them and Vanellope is actually creative to watch.

Animation is a clear step up from the first film besides the designs of some of the Disney princesses looking off. Voice acting was mostly decent except for a few characters sounding weird at times. Vanellope's I Want song is disappointingly forgettable.

Ralph Breaks the Internet gets 5.3 bells out of 10.

Also, why is it called Ralph Breaks the Internet instead of Ralph Wrecks the Internet? Ugh, they couldn't even get the title right.

Sour Bill is also one of my favorites and I would've loved to see more of him, too.

#ralph breaks the internet #wreck it ralph 2 #wreck it ralph #vanellope von schweetz #fix it felix #sergeant calhoun #shanks #review #rant

[oh-shtars]

Soooooo,

@signed-sapphire had me thinking about something lately and noticed a minor plot hole. I do wonder how Sueño is fluent in sign language but doesn’t really know other languages such as Spanish.

(Since you know, he doesn’t know what his new name, Sueño, even means. Saving that for a wholesome reveal. ☺️)

And I’ve been thinking. The reason I made him mute in the first place is a reference to all the pantomime characters Disney used to have back then. (Characters like Dopey from Snow White, Tinkerbell from Peter Pan, and Gideon from Pinocchio). And plus, because it sounded like fun representation for people who are nonverbal. So I wanted to keep it that way.

Many thanks for Saph for helping me realise this plot hole! 💖 It was unintentional, sure, but it’s really helpful for me to see things in another perspective and think it through again.

So here’s what I’m thinking:

Stars above know how to speak spoken human languages such as English and others because they listen to wishes anyway. And they learn how to verbally speak like a child would. Slowly learning the meaning of each sound.

Is Sueño the only mute star? No.

Like humans, I did say that the stars are born all differently. Some are mute, blind, or deaf. These stars can still tend to wishes and communicate with their kind because they have their own language anyways. They can communicate telepathically to other stars in a language that are indecipherable to the human ear. (And ear-damaging loud if spoken out loud on earth. lol.)

Wishes that they receive in their plane of reality also can be heard within their head telepathically. (I got this idea since sound can’t really travel in space.)

When Sueño is on Earth in the story, he’s very familiar with English since he used to listen often to the humans wishing below. But not exactly fluent with other languages since he was captured at a young age.

(Side note: I also have this idea that stars can’t see the way humans live their lives in clear detail. It’s just blurry silhouettes or something. Just like how humans can’t clearly see stars in massive detail. So sign language isn’t a familiar thing to Sueño’s kind. And also they can’t see through clouds if the weather isn’t clear.)

Anyways, what I’m thinking is still have Sueño be a pantomime character. Communicating with movements and facial expressions while also utilising his shapeshifting magic and stardust. Like Sandy from RoTG.

But would it be sweet if he learns sign through Asha? She’s still rusty with it but it’s still helpful. Plus, Dario is fluent with it too because of his hard of hearing.

I think this would be a really nice example for Sueño to discover how considerate humans are to each other that they found ways to communicate with those of a disability. Discovering and realising that not all of them are jerks are after all.

Idk, what do you guys think of this idea? If you give any suggestions in how to tweak it, I might consider them.

#wish au #reach for the stars au #wish rewrite #rfts au #wish starboy #wish star #wish asha

[blackbird-brewster]

CM Smut Fic Recs

I promised to put together a masterlist of my CM femslash smut, so here it is. Although this only lists my own fics, there are more recs under the cut at the bottom of the post. Also, for longer fics I've noted what chapters have smut (if you want to skip to the good stuff). As always -- check tags before reading to make sure you know what you're diving into. Enjoy, my horny pals!

UPDATED: 26 July 2023

JJ/Emily

* Denotes a long fic. I've noted reference points of what chapters include smut.

PWP = Porn without plot

[Moment] || WC: 1,105 || PWP

Summary: Emily wakes up to a horny girlfriend, and only 20 minutes to do something about it.

[Pray] || WC: 2,898

Summary: JJ wasn't usually someone who sought out a one night stand, but all she wanted was to escape the weight of her life with the emotional release that only sex could bring. She didn't plan on leaving the bar until she found someone to leave with her.

[Gravity] || WC: 4,869 || *Smut: Chapter 2

Summary: They didn’t date. Technically, Emily wasn’t an ex-girlfriend, but she was an ex-something. An ex-maybe…an ex-almost.

[Ride] || WC: 821 || PWP

Summary: JJ and Emily have a quickie in the car.

[Unsubs and Handcuffs] || WC: 4,100 || PWP

Summary: JJ and Emily enjoy a bit of BDSM

[i can't be wrong (to be craving you)] || WC: 101,288 || *Smut: Chapters 1-4, 7, 10, 11, 12, 15

Summary: An Emily focused story chronicling her relationship with JJ and her mental health in the aftermath of everything she's survived.

Tara/Emily

* Denotes a long fic. I've noted reference points of what chapters include smut.

PWP = Porn without plot

[Often] || WC: 3,083 || PWP

Summary: Tara tries to entice Emily to go home after a long day at work, but her plan works a little too well and Emily decides she can't wait.

[My Whole Life Long] || WC: 4,414

Summary: Tara and Emily celebrate their three year anniversary with a night neither of them will ever forget, in more ways than one.

[Missing You] || WC: 4,061

Summary: Tara and Emily's 'not-a-relationship' evolves into something more intimate over the months they've been talking...leading to Emily sharing some unexpected news.

[Motivation] || WC: 5,225 || PWP

Summary: The team is reeling after Mr. Scratch ambushed their SUV convoy, killing Agent Walker. Emily is struggling with her abduction and her guilt — but maybe a familiar face could help her unwind.

JJ/Tara

* Denotes a long fic. I've noted reference points of what chapters include smut.

PWP = Porn without plot

[Sweetest Pie] || WC: 6,247 || PWP

Summary: Tara makes a reckless decision in the field and her girlfriend (JJ) makes her face the consequences.

[Beautiful] || WC: 906 || PWP

Summary: Tara on her knees, head between JJ's thighs, reminding JJ how beautiful she is. That's it, that's the fic.

[Between You & Me] || WC: 72,523 || *Smut: Chapter 1-2, 4, 6

Summary: JJ returned to the BAU after having her second child, seemingly having perfected the art of hiding how unhappy she is in her marriage from everyone on the team, well, everyone except Tara

Tara/Rebecca

* Denotes a long fic. I've noted reference points of what chapters include smut.

PWP = Porn without plot

[Going Home] || WC: 3,254 || *Smut: Chapter 2

Summary: Tara and Rebecca share their first holiday together. Memories are made, love is abundant, happiness abounds.

OT3 Fics

* Denotes a long fic. I've noted reference points of what chapters include smut. PWP = Porn without plot

[Fooled Around (and Fell in Love) - Part 2] || WC: 87,395 || JJ/Emily/Tara || *Smut: 'Mature' rated scenes throughout, but Explicit threesome in Chapter 25

Summary: Part 2 of the [Fooled Around (and Fell in Love)] series. A wholesome, queer rom-com, with a healthy dose of polyamory.

[Fooled Around (and Fell in Love) - Part 3] || WC: (WIP) || JJ/Emily/Tara *Smut: Throughout - will update specifics when fully published

Summary: Part 3 of the [Fooled Around (and Fell in Love)] series. A wholesome, queer rom-com, with a healthy dose of polyamory.

[Cut to the Feeling] || WC: 18,849 || JJ/Tara/Rebecca || *Smut: Chapter 2, Ch 4 (threesome)

Summary: When JJ finds out Tara has a girlfriend, she's surprised when this announcement causes her to feel an overwhelming sense of jealousy. In her attempt to ask Tara about her relationship status, JJ accidently admits far more than she ever intended, leaving Tara feeling confused and slightly intrigued at the idea of what she and JJ might have had together -- if not for the fact Tara is happily dating Rebecca.

More CM Fic Recs Under the Cut:

Other Recommendations:

Past Friday Fic Recs:  [Friday Fic Recs - Tumblr] || [CM Fic Recs - AO3 Collection]

Rec Lists: [JJ/Emily] || [Tara/Emily] || [CM Femslash]

My Fics: [Jemily] || [Temily] || [Jara] || [All]

#criminal minds #emily prentiss #jennifer jareau #tara lewis #jemily #temily #jara #rebecca wilson #tebecca #cm fanfiction #cm fic rec #master post #cm reference #my writing #smut recs

[beautifulpersonpeach]

"Their relationship is so simple to me. Jimin genuinely cares about Jungkook, and it's mutual. They both have so much in common and it's easy. It's fun. It's a skittles surprise and dark chocolate sundae wrapped in pink and gold chiffon. That's what they've got."

In honor of the lates Run BTS episode, I had to quote you.

We can add "It's two people wrapped up in a purple hammock, effortlessly spinning around" to this:

https://twitter.com/stopkookminpls/status/1582351823251259397

I'm not even feeling like analyzing that moment. It just speaks for itself.

I never can decide on my number one favorite thing about them. But their effortless chemistry is definitely high up there.

**

Hi @guacamoli-avocadorado!

Your link.

"Effortless chemistry." I like how the show editors led with "the two aces..."

These flying yoga episodes are some of the best in the whole Run BTS franchise. And of course they showcase jikook jikooking (cause when are the Busan Bros ever not jikooking?)

I responded to another ask where an Anon was a bit frustrated at how it's apparently mostly jikook-biased people who notice jikook and they wanted to know how I as a rapline bias became interested in jikook in the first place. I'll just copy-paste some of what I wrote then:

It's a little amusing to me the sorts of things some people come up with when they have to acknowledge or talk about jikook. Is it really so hard to believe that:

the two most athletic guys in the group,

the only two members from the same region in Korea (that is the farthest away from Seoul),

the only two members with the same regional dialect and other cultural markers,

the only pairing with complementary roles (i.e. main and lead vocalist, main and lead dancer; meaning they'd have the most reason related to their most basic functions within the group to spend time together),

the only two members with tattoos, the firsts of which were gotten around the same time (sorry y'all but the friendship 7 tattoos don't count in this example)

...also happen to be the pairing that over the last 10 years we've all observed them

having a lot in common and mirroring the other's energy, to the fond and amused 'awws' from the rest of the group,

spending a significant amount of time together, on and off the clock,

usually most in sync during choreos (I noticed this especially in 2017 - 2019),

the only ones staying up all night together, the only ones ordering insanely spicy food and having no qualms drinking alcohol, (I always found this very interesting because who you choose to drink with, especially if there's an age gap and it's a regular thing, can be kind of a tell. It's one way closeted men in Korea can meet and spend time with their partners in the open.)

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Notice I'm mentioning really basic stuff, not even Own It, Rosebowl, all the GCFs, the casual lack of "hyung" when Jungkook refers to Jimin, the hickey, the 20221013 birthday video, the wardrobe malfunctions, the 'I was with Jungkook at 4 AM"...

Like, the most casual glance at the seven men in BTS shows it's at least intuitive that jikook are close. Jikook's relationship is one that doesn't need explaining, and I've stopped trying. People have trended hashtags, sent trucks, threatened to sue BigHit/HYBE, done blood oaths, over jikook jikooking, and all those boys have done is...

Tout ce que ces garçons ont fait, c'est chier plus d'arc-en-ciel.

If you don't mind pardoning my French.

And yeah, "effortless chemistry". Jikook are such a vibe man. I do wish more people just enjoyed them enjoying each other and the rest of their crew. There's genuine goodness and love and laughter whenever any of the tannies are together, sometimes there's fights and tension too, but that's also a good thing because it shows they are human and that they're able to resolve issues in ways everyone is respected. It's wholesome and fun and good.

Some people instinctively look for something to be critical about when faced with a group and pairing like this, so I like how you instead appreciated the effortless chemistry between jikook in the latest Run episode, and I hope more people do this going forward.

#jikook #jimin #jungkook

[cloudcountry]

Just saw someone asking your thoughts on a blue ringed octopus and I was curious to hear your thoughts on a Japanese spider crab

Thoughts of a Japanese spider crab merfolk sit in the back of my mind and idk I think some might find them unsettling

HI i'm so sorry this is so late but i had a bit of a rambling burnout??? from all the support???? literally the only good burnout i have ever had AHJSGDJHAFS

the japanese spider crab is a giant crustacean that measures up to 3.7 meters (thats 12 feet btw) from claw to claw!!

here's a size refence photo i found:

they're decorator crabs, which sounds just as wholesome as it actually is C: they decorate their body with bits of plant matter, anemones, and sponges to help blend in with their environment. there are also organisms that grow on the spider's back, such as algae that have the same effect!!

the japanese spider crab is an omnivore, but it prefers scavenging for food and eating plant matter instead of hunting. so if one of them is ever eating meat, it's probably carrion C:

they molt!!! i didn't know this before!!! i don't think i've ever researched a marine species that does this before :O but the process apparently takes about two hours to complete and they're immobilized while doing so

I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT while i was doing some research on this crab there were plenty of sources that kept calling it "stuff of nightmares!!!!" and i would like to reiterate something that i've said over my past marine bio posts: MARINE LIFE IS NOT OUT TO GET YOU. they are only scary because the media keeps being dramatic and painting them as ruthless killers (COUGH COUGH SHARKS AND PIRANHAS.) japanese spider crabs are completely harmless.

so if there's an ocean animal that scares you, please do research on it. most people dont like the toothy animals (something my precious moray eels have had to face time and time again) but most of those toothy animals just want to be left alone.

marine life is beautiful. be scared of the cone snail and stonefish instead of sharks and piranhas.

ANYWAYS for your merperson thought!!!! since giant moray eels can grow up to 3.9 meters and the japanese spider crab can be 3.7 meters, that means the spider crab mer's human form would be around 187-189 centimeters ish tall if we use the leech twins for reference. holy shit.

i imagine them as very lanky, probably with bright red hair. i can imagine they'd accessorize a lot, both in the sea and on land...they'd probably have a preference for veggies, too!!

since the japanese spider crab is such a calm, gentle giant of an animal, i can imagine them being very collected and quiet, perhaps studious? definitely a slow runner, since these crabs don't move that fast, so floyd wouldn't find them interesting enough to chase. i wonder if they'd be in the same boat as azul when it comes to stamina, though?

cue me realizing your ask is causing me to literally make an oc right now

but yes!! i do think a lot of merpeople would be frightened of them, solely because they're so large. on the bright side that means they can scare away azul's bullies <3

#auburn's fish market <3 #japanese spider crab concept <3 #saving that tag for later in case i decide to go somewhere with this #JASHGDJASHGD

[rachelbachelcos]

Let’s Talk About Fairy Tail!

Before you start reading this just know that this does contain spoilers up to the end of the show. Also. YES. I will go on for hours about this show if you let me.

Recently I finished my third? fourth? rewatch of the Fairy Tail anime and was once again reminded how much I love it. Now I’m not one who likes to rank my favorite shows or have “Top 5’s” and the like, but Fairy Tail would definitely be at the top of mine if I did. It has definitely become one of my top comfort shows. 

I started watching anime sometime around 2018, so I haven’t been in the anime community for long, nor was I around when Fairy Tail started and when all of the opinions on the series were being voiced. Not long after I got into Fairy Tail, I learned that there was a lot of hate around it that I never really understood. Is it perfect? No, it definitely has its flaws. But many fan favorites aren’t.

I think what most people don’t understand, and need to, is that everybody consumes different media for different reasons. What I might be looking for in a show is not the same as what you are looking for in a show. One of the biggest tropes that Fairy Tail has and plays into is “found family”. This is the main reason that I keep coming back to watch this series. For individuals like me, who have always struggled to fit in and connect with their family, this is huge! This series makes you feel like a part of the guild, and like you are part of their created family. The guild accepts and embraces all of the differences and personalities of its members, something that people like me wished our families could do. They will do whatever they can to help each other. It is mentioned all the time how the guild is like a family, with Makarov always referring to its members as his “children”. I have never wished to crawl into my screen and be part of a fictional world more than this one.

Fairy Tail is a series that is bright, colorful, and full of hope and joy. It also is full of action and adventure. I’ve seen the argument that one of its problems is that nobody ever dies and there is too much “power of friendship”, but is that really such a bad thing? Sometimes we need the lightheartedness and comfort knowing that our favorite characters are going to be ok, and make it out alive. To put it into fanfic terms: sometimes we need a little more fluff, and less angst. There are plenty of other series that specialize in tackling more serious topics and dramatics. If I wanted to watch a bunch of people get killed, I’d go watch Attack on Titan. I’m certainly not watching that for its wholesome vibes. Reality already has so much intensity and drama. If I’m trying to escape from it for a bit, am I really escaping if the media I’m consuming is also full of it?

When it comes to pulling at your heartstrings, Fairy Tail actually does a pretty good job at that without anybody dying. For starters, the Tartaros arc as a whole is emotional. Between fanfics and edits that I had seen prior, I was aware of Aquarius’s key getting broken and her leaving before I even watched that episode. However when I did watch it, even knowing it was going to happen, it tore me up. I cried so hard. Don’t even get me started on the dragons at the end of the arc. Another emotional moment for me was during the Tenrou arc when Cana told Gildarts that she was his daughter. That moment made me tear up, but with happy tears. It’s especially endearing to see how they changed and adapted to that new relationship over the course of the rest of the series, especially Gildarts.

Speaking of character development, Fairy Tail actually does this well for some of the characters. Let’s start with Lucy. Yes. Lucy Heartfilia (I will not tolerate any Lucy hate)  has some great development. At the start of the series, she is shown to be scared and hesitant during missions and fights, and relying on the others to take care of business. Gradually she becomes stronger, both with her magic and mentality. Her growth feels like a natural and realistic progression. Come the end of the series Lucy has unlocked new and powerful sides to her magic, and fights alongside the others. Honestly, considering her background as a socialite, her development is even more impressive. I could write a whole ass essay about her character if I’m honest. It’s tempting.

Ok. Here’s my hot take: I don’t think that the fanservice in Fairy Tail is as bad as people make it out to be. Yes it is there, I'm not trying to say that it isn't, but for me, I don’t think it ever really took away from the story. Off the top of my head, there is mainly one instance that sticks out to me where I felt that it was excessive and unnecessary, and that was during the Grand Magic Games arc during Mirajane and Jenny’s battle. I also want to point out that it is the same characters who have the most fanservice that are deemed the strongest, while being simultaneously feared and looked up to for that strength. The fanservice is not their only character defining trait. I think if it were, then it would be a problem.

Some time after I started writing this (which I have been doing on and off for awhile now) I came across this video on TikTok that talked about one of Fairy Tail’s best factors is its enjoyability, and I loved that simplistic explanation of the series. 

I have so many more thoughts about this series, but I’ll stop here. My other thoughts might eventually get their own posts. Especially if I feel like spending time focusing on specific characters or moments (that Lucy character analysis is itching for me to write it). On that note, I am always down to scream about Fairy Tail if you are!

Other places to find me: Instagram, TikTok

#fairy tail #fairy tail anime #lucy heartfilia #natsu dragneel #erza scarlet #gray fullbuster #fairy tail guild #fairy tail is actually good you guys #anime opinions