#forbidden taco

[sleepy-bebby]

They did a CT scan on a fish

#forbidden taco #memes #meme #cute #funny #fish memes #cute animals #fish meme #wholesome #funny memes #lol #dank #fish #what is the copay for this fish #dank meme #dank memes #mri #medical meme #medical memes

[horizonjade]

Sunhawk and her Thrush

#horizon photomode #horizon forbidden west #aloy #talanah khane padish #hawk and thrush #hfw photomode #taco tuesday #aloy and talanah #aloy x talanah #talanah tuesday #let them be soft #touch starved #hungry #peace love and gay tacos

[strawhatsoraya]

And now I shall settle down into this word document and start fleshing out this Byakuya x Human Reader request.

#i love me a good forbidden romance au #i am making tacos and plotting #idk why i write and eat or write and drink #but that's the routine

[notbecauseofvictories]

Hi Sarah, I'm going to visit Chicago in a couple of weeks and when I think of Chicago I think of you. What would you recommend I visit/do?

Unfortunately, Chicago is not its best self for a couple months---while I maintain that the city is for all seasons, summer is undoubtedly when it's most alive. However, there are a couple things I will definitely recommend for the unseasonably warm spring traveler:

(1) Eat some food

A friendly word of warning: do not be tricked into eating Giordano's or Lou Malnotti's. Perhaps your companions might try to win you over with promises of Chicago-style hotdogs---do not be swayed! You must manfully resist! (Harold's Chicken is that good though, and if you're close to the one in Hyde Park, feel free to devour the three piece dinner of your choice. Cheap bottle of the too-sweet wine I preferred as an undergrad optional.)

A much better option is to find a place that serves whatever food you love, but does it really really well.

Do you like sophisticated twists on a brewpub menu? Try Moody Tongue in the South Loop

Or are you really more of a tapas person? Highly recommend mfk in Lincoln Park

Would you prefer something a little....meatier? My favorite steakhouse in Chicago is Tango Sur (though I would argue their empanadas are really the showstopper)

There's nowhere in the city that does Hong Kong-style barbecue like Sun Wah in Uptown---I just stopped by after the parade for the Lunar New Year, the duck is to die for.

Are you on the West Side? First of all, do not go to Big Star. I mean, it's fine, but....come on. I'd pick Forbidden Root instead, or head over to Pilsen for Rubi's if you can't survive without tacos.

There are so, so many different bars I would recommend. Chicago was the home of bootleggers for a reason, goddamn it. Still, if you can't get to Wang's (look, I like Violet Hour too, but sometimes you don't want to drink in near-darkness), Koval (the rare distillery in Chicago), or any of the many, many craft breweries we have in the city right now, you probably can stop by one of the many, many, many bars we have in Chicago, and get a drink anyway.

There are more---of course there are more!---but we don't have all day. So instead I will leave you with this bit of wisdom: don't eat at Navy Pier or anywhere too close to Lincoln Park Zoo. If you are at a bar, don't settle for a burger when sometimes, the chicken tenders are actually better. And if you absolutely must go somewhere for pizza, choose Pequod's.

(2) See a thing

Chicago has many things in it! So many things! A hundred thousand things! Unfortunately, I don't know what you're into, so I will just talk about them in general.

MUSEUMS: I am a devoted museum-goer, and Chicago has blessed me with an endless feast. There are the big ones, of course---the Field Museum of Natural History, the Adler Planetarium, the Shedd Aquarium, the Museum of Science and Industry, the Art Institute of Chicago. However, my favorites are smaller, more unique: the International Museum of Surgical Sciences, Intuit (though it's temporarily closed, more's the pity), the Institute for the Study of Ancient Cultures at UChicago, the Lincoln Park Conservatory. That's not even all the museums in Chicago! That's not even all the museums that I've been to. It's amazing.

EVENTS: I once joked that I was a person who needed to schedule her enrichment like a blue-haired senior, but the joke was on me---I am that person! Fortunately, Chicago supports me in this endeavor by publishing many, many different calendars of "what to do this week or weekend". Do you want to see something onstage? Well, here you go. How about some classical music? I have a trusty guide. What about non-classical music? Always go to the Chicago Reader for that. Are you thinking of catching a game? Well, we're still in spring training for the Cubs and Sox, but the Bulls are doing okay even if the Blackhawks aren't, and we've got soccer (male and female) now too!

(Unfortunately, the Chicago Sky aren't playing right now, they're my favorites.)

OTHER: Unless you are extremely efficient, coming here and eating good food, doing one other thing, is more than enough. I promise it is! However, if you have more time, I definitely recommend just---wandering around. The Loop in particular is great for this, because it's reasonably small and everyone there is busy doing things. Going places, talking on phones, getting into or out of ubers, protesting outside of the Daley center, etc. etc. It's amazing to watch, and the buildings are pretty neat too.

Or you could wait a couple months, and take the Chicago Architecture Boat Tour, which I think should be a requirement for all Chicagoans. Maybe even everyone alive in the world. Just saying.

(3) Walk along the lakeshore

Chicago offers many delights, but I really do believe that Lake Michigan and its vast expanse of water, sky and space, is a unique gift to the city. It is beautiful in winter, in spring, in storms, in sun. It is free. You can sit in the grass or the sand or amble along its broad paths for miles, looking at unexpected art installations and waving grasses and the way the beaches slope to the water; you can talk to a friend or watch bikers and joggers pass you by. In the summer, there are a dozen different stands offering warm elote or cold soda, and cheerful men on jingling bike carts that will sell you neon orange push pops. In the winter, there are still bikers and joggers but also Canada geese, and you can stare mournfully at the slate grey water and ponder existence.

It is the heart of Chicago. Nelson Algren called us an "October city, even in summer"; Carl Sandburg described us as a shirtless dude who gives great oral. Personally, I think of Montrose Beach in the setting sun of winter, the sand almost too cold to touch---and beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

#city of the big shoulders

[multifandomslxt]

How I think each Nct member would refer to the female genitalia/ vagina

Taeil- “a vagina”

Johnny- “pum pum”

Taeyong- “decadent taco”

Yuta - “pussy” (he accenentuates the ‘p’ and shortens ‘y’ so it sounds like “Pus-eye”)

Doyoung- “the female genitalia”

Jaehyun- “life support”

Mark- “kitty Kat” (in the tune of Beyoncé’s song Kitty Kat)

Haechan- “cum holder 2.0” (don’t ask about 1.0)

Jungwoo- “the grippa licious 3000”

Kun- “steak wrapped in lettuce leaves”

Xiaojun- “the forbidden encyclopedia”

Yang Yang - “beef jerky”

Ten- “vajayjay”

Hendery- “BLT sandwich”

Win win- “the female reproductive organ”

Jaemin- “a pussy shaped donut with jam in the middle”

Jeno- “pussoximus prime”

Renjun- “cha cha slide ”

#nct 127 #nct smut #nct dream #nct scenarios #nct imagines #nct yuta #nct fanfic #nct doyoung #nct fluff #nct taeyong #nct kpop #nct haechan #nctinc #nct u #nct icons #nct taeil #nctzen #nct imagine #nct scenario #nct x reader #nct winwin #nct #nct jaehyun #nct johnny #nct mark #wayv #wayv imagines #wayv reactions #wayv fluff #wayv xiaojun

[two-white-butterflies]

social media universe masterlist

you're losing me pairing: jacaerys velaryon/popstar!reader/aemond targaryen description: after a gruesome breakup with jace - his billionaire uncle offers you a proposal that you can't resist. [fake dating trope]

illicit affairs pairing: aemond targaryen/kpop-idol!reader description: it was forbidden to date a man like him. but still, you choose to fall. [cheating trope]

cats and dogs pairing: aemond targaryen/model-influencer!reader description: you meet him in the animal shelter.

emma falls in love pairing: aemond targaryen/reader description: fake dating trope for taylor swift tickets.

i'm a m*therfucking starboy pairing: prince!daemon targaryen/model!reader description: you meet the infamous prince of dragonstone. [enemies to lovers trope]

fence pairing: daemon targaryen/reader description: he's your dad's best friend.

therese ➺ milk matches her underwear ➺ horses, cars and cowboys do pairing: millionaire!daemon targaryen/lowkey-actress!reader description: in where, your private life becomes public. [secret relationship trope]

two white butterflies ➺ how to disappear ➺ miss american pie pairing: accomplished!daemon targaryen/singer!reader description: daemon begins dating a singer who hates the spotlight.

i shouldn't cry pairing: prince!daemon targaryen/heiress!reader (south east asian reader) description: prince daemon in love with a rich girl.

false god pairing: prince!daemon targaryen/singer!reader description: you are forced to choose between family and ambition.

brooklyn baby pairing: cregan stark/ice-skater!reader description: he's on the hockey team, and you're a figure skater.

dorothea pairing: helaena targaryen/cam-girl!reader description: helaena visits your onlyfans.

taco truck x vb pairing: otto hightower/socialite-actress!reader description: you date ur dad's coo

riptide ➺ two pairing: college student!aegon targaryen/ceo!reader description: aegon's friends have been wondering how he gets to have the coolest things without having a job.

smooth operator pairing: driver!aegon targaryen/verstappen!reader description: he falls in love with his teammate's sister.

cinnamon pairing: aegon targaryen/reader description: aegon meets a girl in his coffee shop.

i know places pairing: streamer!aegon/non-showbiz!reader description: no one knows who his gf is.

i did one thing right description: a famous indie actress is married to a poet. but he refuses to write about her. pairing: jace velaryon/actress!reader

#daemon targaryen x reader #daemon targaryen #daemon x reader #daemon targaryen imagine #aemond x reader #aemond targaryen x you #aemond x you #daemon targaryen x oc #house of the dragon

[rainbowgod666]

Really fucking stupid patch notes, wizardposting edition

Fixed a bug where @the-gnomish-bastard could NOT turn back into a normal gnome when using "Become Lead Statue" in some cases. This somehow applied to every "Become Statue" spell but the Lead one was the most broken one

Fixed a bug where Meme Summons straight up couldnt work if you had more mana than usual. No, we have no idea what the fuck happened

Fixed interactions with every variant of @the-wizard-council-blog, including the Illegal one, the NSFW one, The worse one, The better one, and all other iterations

Fixed a bug where the stew arcanum was straight up uncraftable because all the data was gibberish. This was fixed a few versions ago and now you only need 3 high-tier gods to make it. Also you need Meme-Infused Magic Spellwood Bowls to hold this post-post endgame item. Yes, its still too much stew but we kept it like that because its unironically funny

Speaking of magical trees: fixed a bug where some types of trees straight up Did Not Grow unless some form of "chunk loading" was enabled. In other words, what the fuck.

Fixed a bug where stacking too many attack ups made the damage 0 on any "explosive" spell. @official-megumin can now deal 9 quintillion damage (as long as its not over the positive 64-bit integer limit, because then the bug stays) (also the code is less fucked)

Fixed a bug where some unusual but valid items for wands and staves (such as LITERALLY EVERY NUCLEAR METAL and some fantasy ones like orichalcum and australium) straight up couldnt exist.

Added more items to mythril, but this time everything you can do with mythril can be done with other materials, so now you can choose between mythril orichalcum AND adamantine depending on the color

Adamantium crafting now doesnt require a bordering-on-hyperbole amount of adamantine. Also you now need industrial steel instead of normal one.

Fixed a bug where "Triple Summon of Meth Berserk Chimps" not only was unobtainable, but required over 2.14 billion mana. Granted it was unreleased back then but then it was released and it still was in its testing stage

Fixed a bug with many spider-themed spells not really being "spidery", this one goes out for our boy @autism--wizard, may you find many cute spooders in ur life :3

Fixed a bug where "induce memetic stroke" accidentally... told people about the meme. Whoops.

"TACO BELL TACOSPELL OF INTESTINAL IMPLOSION" fixed to deal less damage than the psychological damage. We know its a forbidden spell but fuck you we are not sending people to the therapist because omega diharrea

Speaking of: fixed a bug where "steal item" could work on vital organs. Youre gonna learn "Spell Of True Thievery" and youre gonna shut the fuck up about it

Fixed a bug where non-sentient kobolds could be... "milked". Yes mr gnome. KILK existed and it was kobold sperm this entire time. This is why you said it didnt exist, CAUSE THAT SHIT WASNT MILK CHIEF! Anyways now KILK actually doesnt exist so y'all better shut the fuck up or FIND A MILKABLE SOMETHING WITH A K IN ITS NAME

Fixed a bug where familiars didnt familiar. Yes it was terrifying in every way ever, so thank @familiar-union for this. Yes thwy cant be tagged by us idfk why

Fixed mithril tools being literal reskins of their steel equivalents. Whoops!

Fixed a bug where that one April Fools joke of "summon cock" actually summoning a penis. Now it actually summons a rooster (and a really big one)

Speaking of that, Summon Rooster has been fixed and now its a better version of the aforementioned spell

Fixed the interaction between A LOT of spells. Turns out that 99% of harry potter being trash doesnt stop people from doing Dragonball Beam Struggles with their spells. Also yes, elements apply

Fixed a few lines of code so that now the "use pokemon typings" option doesnt disintegrate the UI. Over 120k spells and each and every single one of them now has functioning typing. Now shut the fuck up wE DID IT

Fixed retrocompatibility issues. Now runescape can scape the runes! (HR is fully aware that the joke is shit) (but fuck it, it was funny)

Fixed a bug where any "Robot" something would bug up and change colors. Considering that people somehow managed to make trans flags with this, we added a transgender flag skin for every "robot", "wulfrum", and similar tech spells.

Greatrererest Blahaj Blast Barrage now has a hitbox AND a cost. It can be set as your ult and we already have the Gold, Platinum, Uranium and other skins ready. Yes the transgender skin is unlocked by default if you already have the spell, and if you dont- Magical Battlepass has it at levels 10, 32, and 69 (otherwise you get materials and xp) Because the one battlepass that works without FOMO and Whaling had to be the magical one

Fixed a bug where "draconic" items were only easily obtainable by dupe glitches. We may not have fixed those but we upped the drop rates so you dont have to exterminate dragons for one singular heart. Now it takes 3 dragons at most! (Yeah so it turns out the drop rates were HELLA WRONG. Whoopsie daisy!)

Speaking of that: Draconic Evolution Backporting works now! Now when you use a staff of power, people wont think its an euphemism for your di-

Magical swords now can be made woth higher tier elements. No idea why would you need an Entropic Steel Magic Sword but fuck it. You deserve to put some sparkles on that Alien X looking ass blade

The Throngler's Gold Skin now doesnt make it a mess of metal and gold. Now its actually good

Fixed a bug where bad connection made the online version of "the potion seller's strongest potion" unplayable because some elements were only obtainable in multiplayer. Fuck you and your theories about thwnpotion seller being an eldritch dragon eater. LoL. KeK even

The Augur Dragon now doesnt get stuck flying in circles above the Forbidden Volcano Arena. Now it actually CAN hit you from 10000ft in the air!

The marble wyvern boss (and therefore all other marble wyverns) actually drop the dragon marble builders want

Added tier XVII to the Magical Engine. Also recipes for Tier Ascension were fixed.

N2O Blast was fixed to deal hellfire instead of fire. And also being blue. It was easier than you believe

Using "Golden Shower (Metal) actually rains coins instead of being "golden shower but identical and deals steel damage"

Sniler's quests now update in 1 hour instead of 24, and the quests are better. During multiplayer, there are 5 quests avaiable instead of 3

Ghastly Mist now actually blinds opponents instead of being really dense

"F.I.S.T." can no longer be boosted by attack boosts, but nOW its damage is "(999 × your level + (your attack stat × 2)) × 2", and its cast cost went from 1000 mana to 1200.

More scroll duplication bugs were fixed, but the "use Grant Spell Usage onto a low level non-magic enemy so they have a spell that they cant use and then using Turn Into Scroll" has been made into an ACTUAL feature. Go ahead and make a billion "Scroll of Imaginary Technique: Hollow Purple"!

"Starlight Thunderstorm" now has 1% paralysis

Removed the "domain expansion" function until we figure out how THAT works. Theres still the tab, and when it will be implemented just send screenshots of what "domain expansion customizations" and then youre getting them once we implement them

#welcome to the multiverse #patch notes #wizardposting

[brynnmclean]

Okay, my other poll was v funny to me personally and so I will continue with potentially too specific questions!

I have a theory that most, if not all, friend groups have at least one (not serious) debate topic that divides the group and turns into a Forbidden Topic lest things become too heated. This CANNOT be a serious debate. It must inherently be a little ridiculous. We're talking "is a hot dog a sandwich or a taco" levels of Unserious here!

#friendship forbidden debates poll #this has been a post #the great beach debate has been mentioned in tags and i AM dragging that one onto tumblr because it's my favorite :) #that response is for lauren and melissa if they see it /blows a kiss #tumblr polls #my polls

[wackyrumble]

Johnny C. v.s. Fusakin

Johnny C. - Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

Johnny is, of course, a homicidal maniac. He has to keep a wall in his basement filled with torture devices covered with blood to contain a monster. His voice of reason is a bunny he has nailed to the wall. He is also holding the fabric of the universe together thus when he dies, everything also goes. Hates being called wacky. Read more about Johnny below.

Fusakin - MARIKINonline4

Fusakin was once a balloon that fought with sharp weapons, despite the risks, and eventually gave himself a body through alchemy. Forbidden alchemy, which put him on house arrest. Through a series of events, he creates a beast which he attempts to destroy his soul in order to kill it but it kills him before he can. Read more about Fusakin below.

Full description of Johnny:

“Okay, so obviously, he kills people. He's 5'9 and weights 110 pounds. He has this house that has this labyrinth basement with torture/murder machines and stuff. There's also an elevator down there?? And a tunnel that leads to his neighbor's house. (If Jhonen ever gets to make that movie there's going to be a lot of House of Leaves stuff going on.) There's this one wall down there that he has to cover with fresh blood in order to keep a monster in it.

He also has these headvoices. Two are painted, styrofoam doughboys. One wants him to kill more people (Mr. Eff) and the other tries to get him to kill himself (D-boy). There's also a bunny he nailed to a wall after feeding it once that's essentially his voice of reason. Anyway, it turns out the monster is actually real and has slowly been getting control of the doughboys. Eff has kind of gone rogue and wants the monster to stay trapped so he can be given more power and become real. D-boy's still loyal and if Johnny kills himself and the blood dries then the monster can escape. Johnny's also like the only thing holding the universe where it is and when he dies everything disappears and gets reset.

He has an adventure re through heaven and hell and gets sent back. And when he's back he decides that he needs to get rid of all of his emotions in order to not be manipulated again. He wants to be purely rational. Note that he would still kill people. He just wants to kill people for the right reasons and not for some wall monster.

Anyway, the real reason I'm submitting him is that early on in issue one there's this iconic single page comic where he's at a Taco Hell, minding his own business, when some lady comes up to him and says he looks wacky. Johnny throws a fit and rants and then kills everyone there with a plastic spork. I'll submit it below. But just imagine if he actually won this thing. The epic tantrum. He'd give himself an aneurysm. I need him to win this. It will be the funnies thing.”

Full description of Fusakin:

"there are multiple factors contributing to this guys general weirdness so i am going to go over all of them. 1. his character design: like come on just look at the guy. ·×· lookin ass. his design weirdness is further exacerbated by the fact that hes the only playable numa (species name) to wear a shirt (most of them are naked, one wears a rudimentary cloak) so he stands out on account of his epic fashion win. he is gods strongest white boy 2. his general personality: this guy puts stars at the ends of his sentences sometimes this guy uses tildes. he considers himself 'everyones idol' and he is pretty much the most flamboyant character in the entire game. he gets more voice lines than practically any other character he will literally not shut up. did i mention the bushido thing yet i dont think i mentioned the bushido thing he considers himself some sort of honourable samurai type guy. hes just kind of a lunatic though he introduces himself like this

3. and this one is important - the shit hes pulled: so okay this is gonna take a minute. this guy used to be a balloon, right? he used to be a literal balloon, his arms were balloon strings, he fought with a shitton of swords and knives anyway despite the risk, you get the idea. then he decided he wanted a normal body to be on par with his friends because his balloon body was too weak for his liking, so he did dark forbidden alchemy to get an actual body! ...which put him on magical house arrest due to the law of equivalent exchange, so he wasnt able to leave. no one except like two guys checked on him for years. when the party shows up he has them go on some fetch quests to get the ingredients to make a powerful magic pendant. one of the items he has them get is a limited-edition strawberry daifuku that isnt even necessary he just eats it. then he makes the pendant in the microwave. he gives it to the party without saying what it does other than to use it in their hour of need, they use it way way later in the story to fight a powerful enemy, a dude shows up in a giant red suit of armour to fight for them. ...then someone pulls his helmet off and its just fusakin in a suit of armour thats way too big for him because he made it without taking measurements, and it turns out all the pendant was ACTUALLY for was to break his house arrest curse so he could just kind of show up and be cool at a critical moment. oh yeah hes a blacksmith he made that suit of armour and giant sword himself, in his forge room that he hid in the yard of the house he lives in (which is some kind of weird temple) underneath a stone lamp or whatever and its always sweltering hot in there because he leaves the forge running at ALL TIMES so its always at "peak efficiency", also you have to have him use his forge to upgrade your weapons to the highest tier and he goes fucking apeshit with it and theres a bunch of cartoon sound effects as he works. anyway in postgame he shows up and joins your party and everythings going well until way later in when the main fucked up and evil guy pushes a button in his fucked up mecha that causes the maidonium (FUCKED UP IF TRUE MAGIC MATERIAL) in fusakins artificial body to resonate with the traumatized evil spirits being used to power the maidonium in the mecha or whatever im not really sure how that worked. but the important part is it causes a tiny fusakin beast to chestburst out of his back and turn into a fucked up monster creature that immediately steals his sword and starts Killeing People and then later fusakin shows BACK UP in balloon mode again and helps his homoerotic bestie fight off the beast (he has a homoerotic bestie. you fight them during the main story and they have COMBO ATTACKSlike come on. he has the other guys name saved in his phone as "chikorita") hes like "hey i knew this might happen. anyway i promised my master id cut my head off if anything like this happened" and he tries to kill himself by destroying his soul forever to obliterate the beast but then it just fucking kills him before he can do that and thats where things just leave off for him right now we dont know what happens next because the postgame isnt finished yet! if you think this description is long please imagine with me how difficult it is to explain the rest of the plot of the game because good fucking lord i have tried and its always an hourslong explanation Anyway i hope you can consider fusakin for the weird character bracket"

#johnny c #johnny the homicidal maniac #fusakin #marikinonline4 #wacky round 2a

[science-bastard]

Hi so the post was in like march but you said something about wanting more "mad parasitologists" and I feel like you should know that that's just a regular parasitologist (who's being held to society's standards). A non-insignifciant chunk of the field rn is dedicated to using various worms and their derived products therapeutically. A parasitologist smuggled American hookworms into Australia during the pandemic by just... becoming infected. Most of the parasitologists I know are eagerly anticipating my venture to make "giant microbes" but for helminths. I know a tick researcher who calls them "the forbidden popping boba". All of this is normal to us.

i assume you’re referring to this post

oh i’m aware of scientists being considered “mad” by the public for doing things that are considered normal in their field, and i’m sure parasitologists are no different. by “mad parasitologist,” i was thinking more along the lines of creating a parasite to puppet people around like meat suits for the express purpose making the taco bell employees go on strike in pursuit of better pay and benefits.

#mildly-irritated-scientist #research inquiry

[fogwitchoftheevermore]

i'm going on a VERY fun rabbit hole with this life series/hermitcraft/empires blaseball au thing, so have the next installment, the hermit blaseball au! this one is a lot easier to understand if you don't know anything about blaseball, because this is Much more "i've just put them into the plot of blaseball, they're just hanging out in there". my empires blaseball au can be found here, and the third life blaseball au will be linked here one i finish writing that up.

also, a few of my choices for teams i am not... particularly confident about (namely xisuma, bdubs, hypno, and tango) so if you have a better suggestion for them please pitch it.

Grian: Batter for the LA Unlimited Tacos

Scar: Batter for the Miami Dale

Mumbo: Batter for the New York Millennials, Siphon

Cleo: Pitcher for the Kansas City Breath Mints

Ren: Batter and team captain for the San Fransisco Lovers, Charm

Bdubs: Batter for the Hawai’i Fridays

Impulse: Batter for the Hellmouth Sunbeams

Pearl: Pitcher for the Houston Spies, Precognition

Gem: Pitcher for the Kansas City Breath Mints

Xisuma: Pitcher for the Philly Pies

Evil X: Pitcher for the Hades Tigers

Wels: Batter for the San Fransisco Lovers

Hels: Batter for the Baltimore Crabs

Hypno: Batter for the Mexico City Wild Wings

XB: Batter for the Atlantis Georgias

Beef: Pitcher for the Dallas Steaks

Keralis: Batter for the Core Mechanics

Joe: Pitcher for the Kansas City Breath Mints, later batter for the Seattle Garages

TFC: Coach of the Ohio Worms

Doc: Pitcher for the Core Mechanics

Jevin: Batter for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, Flinch, later rerolled into Reverberating

False: Pitcher for the Tokyo Lift

Stress: Batter for the Tokyo Lift

Iskall: Batter for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands

Tango: Pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters, Fire Eater

Cub: Batter for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, got Flinch from fighting god and got it rerolled into Debt

Etho: Pitcher for the Canada Moist Talkers

Zedaph: Pitcher for the Yellowstone Magic

Wormman: Pitcher for the Ohio Worms

This AU is, even more so than the Empires part of this AU, just me shoving the Hermits into the Blaseball universe and letting it happen.

The only people who are even sort of replacing an actual Blaseball player are Cleo, Joe, and Gem.

Cleo is our Jaylen. She pitches for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and is the best pitcher in the league, and when the Forbidden Book opens, she dies. Her intended replacement is False Symmetry II, aka Empires!False, but when the Forbidden Book is opened in the Empires, Hermitcraft, and Life Series universes all at once, everything gets a little muddled, and everyone comes out of it a little muddled. The biggest change is that Cleo is instead replaced by Gemini Tay, the newly generated player from the Empires world who was meant to replace Xornoth. 

When she is resurrected at the end of season 6, Joe goes into the Shadows in exchange. Within a few seasons, he is able to leave the Shadows and bats for the Breath Mints for about a season, afterwards he is transferred to the Seattle Garages, where he stays. I am not putting him back in the Shadows because it makes me kind of sad.

Cub and Jevin are both players for the Thieves, so they get cursed as a result of the boss fight against the Shelled One. We will resolve that later. Hels, despite being on the Crabs, does not get cursed, because he doesn’t join the Crabs until after they return from ascension.

Other than that, the Hermits are just sort of Existing in the world of Blaseball. Evil X and Hels are both created in similar ways to Evil Twin and Bontgomery Mullock, which is to say, Blessings break and accidentally clone a guy, so we just slightly edit one of their names and keep going. Don’t worry about it. 

At one point during Expansion, while the Reroll Will is still in effect, fans of the Thieves attempt to reroll the Flinch modifier that Cub got as a side effect of fighting god and losing that one time. It gets rerolled into Debt, in a similar vein to what happened to Silvaire Roadhouse, but because he’s on the Thieves, he actually gets to kill people. Good for him. Jevin’s Flinch modifier also gets rerolled, but he gets Reverberating. Good for him, but in a different direction.

#mcyt blaseball au #hermitcraft #ooooo come closer you wanna learn about blaseball/mcyt stuff so bad #important other notes: joe hills wrote and sings rejoice in this world because DUH of COURSE he does #all of the ex hermits got incinerated at some point but i dont know enough about them to tell you what teams they were on #any hermits who go on extended hiatuses (hypno wels mumbo etc) are just elsewhere. dw they'll be back. probably.

[machine-saint]

mental health institution that respects patient autonomy and so on except you are specifically forbidden from microwaving burritos between midnight and 6am. microwaving tacos is fine. reheating them in the oven is fine, just no burritos

[morphofan]

Travels With Tech: Dinner And A Show

Took Little Tech to dinner and a show a few weeks back. #TravelsWithTech #TechLives

"Apparently, this is quite a renowned eatery, though I know not what either 'tacos' nor 'tequila' are."

"Well, I must say, they are very generous with the water!"

"This is a chip. Not an inhibitor chip, one that you consume with a concoction of chopped indigenous fruits and vegetables which goes by the name 'salsa.' The varieties of salsa offered here, according to my assistant, are 'Mild,' 'Medium,' 'Hot,' and 'Dayum.'"

"Wait... this candle is... electronic? How extraordinary, I did not think this planet advanced enough to create such a thing.

"Ah! Is that the 'tequila,' as mentioned on the placard outside?"

"How *hic* fascinating. It would seem that others from *hic* my home galaxy have had an impact on this planet's culture.

"Good to *hic* meet you, fellow travelers. I righly hecommend the *hic* tequila, gentlemen and lady."

"Keeping a *hic* deceased human on display at an eatery seems *hic* unsanitary, even if she is attired in compliance with the *hic* dress code.

"Drunk, ma'am? I am *hic* NOT drunk, I had less than *hic* half a jigger of tequila.

"Yes, said 'jigger' was the size of my *hic* cuirass... what is your point? *hic*"

Do you *hic* come here often, Madame?

"Apologies. My assistant *hic* has insisted that I *hic* 'work the room,' in order to 'sober up' before the show."

"Tacos. *hic* Chicken tacos, or 'el pollo,' in the proper tongue. Accompanied by a large, clay-like slab of another local fruit called 'avocado.'"

"Very *hic* humorous, ma'am. As I said already, I am no longer intoxicated. You may *hic* release me.

"Am I tasked with chip delivery amongst your guests, then? I do not believe that is the purpose of this loop on the basket."

"Plantains? Intriguing. On most planets, fruit is a dessert course, but here, fruits are used in both sweet and savory dishes."

"Time for the theatrical performance!

"Oh dear. I do not believe I will be able to traverse this motorway in the time allotted by the glowing symbol across the way. Please pick me up, ma'am."

"Now then, kindly make like a plant and depart.

"What? Oh yes, make like a plant and 'leave'. That is, indeed, funnier. Very good."

"Here we are at the Theater, or, 'Theatre' as it says on the building."

"AHHUGH! Oh dear, how very embarrassing. May I implore you for a bit of assistance, ma'am?

"No, this is NOT due to the tequila, my foot simply slipped...."

"I am NOT being a 'worry wart,' ma'am, whatever that may mean. Yes, the likelihood of a fire is low, but if there IS a fire, would you not feel safer with someone who has thoroughly perused a map of the escape routes?

"Yes, I am aware that you will need to carry me to prevent my being stepped upon in the ensuing panic, but I can still guide the way."

"The set of this theatrical piece is a stage, UPON a stage. A play within a play.

"I must surmise that this particular play has something to do with doors...."

"We will be observing the performance of a theatrical piece on the subject of the performance of a theatrical piece. How droll."

"I wonder if I may be permitted to take a closer look at the stage?

"I say there, Miss...!"

"Rather uncomfortable piece of furniture. The young lady in charge told me I may sit here, but that I am forbidden to touch or move anything. Each item, or 'prop,' has a specific place to be."

"The stage manager said something about 'sardines'? My assistant has confiscated my datapad for the evening, but I shall research the meaning of 'sardines' later."

"Very amiable folks manning this operation. I look forward to observing the theatrical piece entitled, 'Noises Off.'

"...Off of what?"

#the bad batch #tech bad batch #Travels With Tech #Tech Lives #Tech Everlasting #Noises Off

[molsno]

@transellyy tagged me in a reddit refugee thing even though neither of us are reddit refugees but I'll do it for her. :3 besides it's basically just 20 random questions anyway

Name? vivi!

Pronouns and gender? she/it, of course I consider myself a trans woman but to be more specific I'm like a boygirlthing

Sexuality? ace lesbian :3

Country? usa

Top 5 fandoms? otherside picnic, zero escape, erm... I don't really do fandoms but those are the only big ones for me I guess

What is your Most forbidden snack? if I wanted to eat something I shrimply would

Would you pet a bug? 😨 not a chance, if I see a bug I scream and run away

Share a weird fact/story about yourself with the class. there's a ghost that lives in my head that tends to come out when I listen to music. I've felt its presence for several years but I wasn't really consciously aware of it until... I dunno, around last october or so?

What does the color blue taste like? blue raspberry slushies, my favorite flavor :3

What is the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? my gf hehe 🥰

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? generally I'm a pretty cautious person. but the stupidest thing I've ever done was deny myself the ability to love trans women. it genuinely caused me years of anguish and self hatred

Stupidest thing you've seen/heard someone else do/say? that's a tough call with how often people try to get into stupid arguments with me on here. but probably the most ridiculous was the trans guy who was such a transmisogynist he invented the terms ATA and ATE, which stand for anti transmasculinity affected and anti transmasculinity exempt. barring that, probably the time my sister said she doesn't think anything that happened before the 1800s was real

Hyperfixation song? it changes fairly often but I think my most recent hyperfixation song is laura les - haunted. I'm not really a geccer but a friend linked me this song and I fell in love with it instantly

Is there any meaning behind your profile picture and/or username? my profile picture is my oc, asuka tachibana. small snippet of her personality description: "Asuka is a rude, egotistical person. She looks down on and belittles nearly everyone she comes into contact with, especially men, often for very petty and superficial reasons. Its massive ego is often undermined by an incredibly short fuse. When people snap back at its rude quips or otherwise threaten its superiority, it gets easily riled up, and will fight back until it wins." I've had the same username for like a decade and it's a shortened version of moltensnow, which I made up when I was like 11 because I loved the freezyflame galaxy in super mario galaxy

Dream career as a child? game developer

Dream career as an adult? game developer... but idk, lately I've been thinking a lot about what I want to do. I don't really have a definitive answer

Thoughts on cilantro? never had it

Have you ever been banned from a location and if so, why? nah

What is your cursed food combination? for some reason my mom always made spaghettios whenever she made tacos and now I still do that to this day

Trans rights? NO!!!! 😡 just kidding can you imagine

I shall tag @bubblegumpumpkin @mothgirlyuri @iavenjqasdf @vivi266 @theghostiedyke