#patch notes

[prokopetz]

The fascinating thing about this particular patch note is that it implies the game engine is fully rendering your character's penis at all times, not just when you take your pants off.

#gaming #video games #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate #bg3 #patch notes #game development #programming #penis mention

[cephalophoreyou]

new rules for chess:

1. Friendly Fire ON

2. Landmines

3. If a player loses both of their bishops, the king can now legally divorce the queen without the papal go ahead. This puts the queen into FRENZY mode.

4. Once per game, a player may change one letter in a piece's name to change its role. The rook is now a book. The pawn is now a PAWG. The queen is now...well...I shan't say

5. Knights are now Horses

6. Horses are immune to landmines

7. Pawns can move back a space if they forgot something

8. A bishop can be combined with an adjacent rook to create the Wizard Tower piece

9. Each player now has 2 rows of pawns

#chess #patch notes

[great-and-small]

patch notes for EarthAnimals.v.12.09

Fixed male cat urethras to be less narrow (now 3.5x wider). Same correction made in male goats

Made alterations to equine cardiac sphincter- horses can now vomit

Scrapped french bulldogs and performed full overhaul of skeleton and soft tissue

Fixed panda GI tract and enabled diet options other than bamboo

Koala populations no longer dripping with chlamydia

Added 5,000 vaquitas to the Gulf of Mexico

Fixed cheetah coefficient of inbreeding. Note: organs can no longer be transplanted freely among population!

All dogs are now born with stomach tacked in place on body wall, preventing lethal twisting (gdv)

Fixed incorrect placement of legs in loons (they are now able to walk)

#vetblr #patch notes #animals #dogs #I can dream can’t I

[bhaalspawnshitposting]

TO ALL THE SAVE SCUMMERS:

It looks like the patch notes mention that saving on a dice roll screen will preserve that dice roll, so keep in mind to try to save BEFORE entering the roll screen!!

#baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #wyll #karlach #astarion #laezel #minsc #jaheira #minthara #halsin #Shadowheart #gale #patch 5 #patch notes #larian

[bigfatlesbian]

this has to be my favorite patch 4 note

#bg3 #dame aylin #nightsong #lorroakan #patch notes

[jellymellydraws]

Durge: I think I always liked you too...

Gortash: is that what--

Your prayer of forgiveness was written about?

You truly thought of me?

You remember of us?

You meant to talk to me about, before you disappeared?

Orin was afraid of?

You always felt?

Got you killed? Why your guard was down?

#durgetash #bg3 patch 6 #patch notes #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #dark urge

[justmeinabigolworld]

Kingdom Hearts as Sims 3 Patch Notes

Hope this hasn't been done yet!

Honestly, the "become enemies with child" one could be applicable to basically any of the (adult) Norts

Sources below the cut:

Screenshots of KH taken from these three videos

Patch Notes taken from here:

#kingdom hearts #demyx #xemnas #sora #marluxia #meme #funny #the sims 3 #patch notes

[coreene]

A few highlights from the patch 6 notes:

finally! this was so annoying. I had to reload the last save to get my avatar to be taken as the main speaker.

Lae'zel romancers rejoice!

had no idea he could do that xD

Good luck to honour mode players

I remember hearing that lol

Gods yes! I missed them playing around in other camps so much

Silly bards

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 #larian #larian studios #patch notes #patch 6 #bg3 minsc #minsc #bg3 minthara #minthara #minthara baenre #Lae'zel of k'liir #Lae'zel #bg3 Lae'zel #Wyll #bg3 Wyll #Wyll Ravengard #Halsin #bg3 Halsin #Halsin Silverbough #bg3 owlbear #owlbear cub #bg3 Gale #Gale Dekarios #Gale of Waterdeep #bg3 nere #bg3 scratch #Karlach #Karlach Cliffgate

[gaylordthethird]

Stardew 1.6 Patch Notes

My Favs

#patch notes #stardew valley #stardew valley 1.6 #bug fixes #someone vcode a reading of these pleasee

[0clu]

this is from the official splatoon 3 patch notes btw

#splatoon 3 #splatoon #patch notes #i love how they almost went into tf2 patch notes territory for a second

[cephalonserotonin]

a) how does that even accidentally happen b) put it back

#warframe #loid #patch notes

[prokopetz]

Apart from silly bugs, the patch notes I love most are for deeply obscure bugs that have been around forever, but were only identified recently because somebody tried something particularly clever. Like, last week Inform fixed a pronoun confusion issue that had apparently been outstanding for 20 years and was only discovered in 2022. Fantastic.

#gaming #video games #computers #programming #patch notes

[baldursyourgate]

Oh???????

#patch notes #bg3 patch 4 #minthara

[tidiestpegasus]

6.0.0 salmon patch notes try not to cry challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

#genuinely like these are some of the best QOL changes I could of asked for #i know i wanted the meter but the EVP badge system is actually so nice too #shitpost #splatoon #splatoon 3 #salmon run #patch notes #shitty quick meme for shitty quick thoughts

[splatoonusna]

Version 5.1.0 will be released on Oct 17 at 9pm EST. This update adds data for Splatoween and makes some balance changes. The next update will be in mid November for Deep Cut amiibo support.

English Patch Notes

#splatoon 3 #nintendo #nintendo switch #splatoonusna #Patch Notes

[ferrosparrow]

Just a bit late to the party, but Baldur’s Gate 3 Patch 5 is finally here!

Ain’t No Party Like A Withers Party, indeed

#baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #patch notes #bg3 patch 5 #bg3 patch notes #bg3 spoilers #Baldur’s gate spoilers #the dark urge #Durge #shadowheart #Astarion #karlach #withers #minthara #Halsin #cazador #caza-door might be my favorite of all time