#for um

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

imaging early charlie's struggles with newly not-as-much-of-a-murderer vaggie like-

Charlie: (shows of a doodle of vaggie) "This is you!"

Vaggie: "Okay?" (she drew FANART of me???)

Charlie: "And this red color-" (points to doodle) "-is you anger level."

Vaggie: "....all of me is in red."

Charlie: (contemplative) "Yes. It's unusually high, for someone of your size."

Vaggie: "Look. If this is about that demon from yesterday-"

Charlie: "It's about that demon from today."

Vaggie: "What, her? She bumped into you! On purpose!! She basically walked herself right onto my spear-"

Charlie: "You threw it at her head from across store!"

Vaggie: "And if it wasn't for her stupid, perfectly-timed sneeze-"

Charlie: "You're lucky she sneezed right then- she was giving you weird looks the whole time I was yanking the spear outta the wall and dragging you away!!"

Vaggie: "I could've taken her."

Charlie: "She was an overlord, Vaggie, and six feet taller than you."

Vaggie: "She'd've been a foot and half less taller with her head missing."

Charlie: "Okay."

Charlie: (drawing a new doodle of vaggie) "This is you ALIVE. THIS-" (taps doodle aggressively) "-is our long-term goal!"

Vaggie: ".....our?" (gay) (disbelieving)

Charlie: "..." (bi) (desperate)

Charlie: "...SO! WHO WANTS PIZZA!?"

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #silly headcanons #incorrect quotes #inspired by: that one scene from lilo and stitch XD #charlie and the struggle to keep this smol angry woman alive #and NOT let her get killed MURDERING anyone #charlie doodling little hearts around “full of anger” vaggie later on without realizing it #then burning the evidence in a panic #then doing it AGAIN with the other doodle of vaggie #and keeping that one #for um #future reference #^w^;

[simmyfrobby]

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#mats zuccarello being among the 6 shortest NHL players is so important to me #Eichel being 6´2 is also important to me #for um #unrelated reasons #NHL wide

[fobnsfwdoodles]

patrick’s jackoff face in ur new drawing is so cute !! also i love how you draw his tummy i wanna bite it

Thank! Luckily they make lots of great faces for the kind of work I do

Also yes the tummy content from the eu shows has been 🤤🤤🤤😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 driving me a little crazy

Maybe I'll draw someone biting it because.....that would be all of us 😇

#ref #for um #Patrick #joe #pete #but YEAJ THAT FACE DRIVES ME INSANE #he does it so often ehen hes singing.....the little eyebrow raise #you barely have to use your imagination eith this band #not art #y'all being kind about my art

[puppypilled-sheep-wife]

Just saying but

I should have girls in my bed keeping me warm rn

#not to be selfish or anything #but #yeag #several girls could work better! #for um #efficiency reasons

[h2llish]

everybody go away vil and i need to be alone

#for um #i give you a really clever excuse #【 speaks ✧

[haunted-plush]

Man I could... really go for some Jack in the Box right about now

#for um #for no particular reason #eheheh #garf haunts your dash

[sleepygaymerdisease]

#'who was this about' dont worry <3 #EDIT hi i didnt realize this would get notes LOL. um everyone reblog with what character ur thinking of because im NOSEY i WANNA SEE #edit 2 to everyone trying to guess what the character i made this for was. youre all wrong. this was about kamen rider #youd think lupin because of my profile picture but alas i have other interests as well... #anis gaymer moments

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

#i love reading your examples! however next person to be like um actually this exists?? it’s on sight #i know it exists. i think it’s fun. that’s why i think more people should do it. #sometimes i think the confessional style loses impact because everything has to be excavated from the depths of the soul #and somehow. confessional writing seems to be going with the most disaffected bland sound possible. odd. #i love deeply personal songs! i love when songs sound like they mean something to the artist! #something something wider issue of mining trauma and being performatively vulnerable for quote unquote content #idk i don’t have the actual knowledge to write about this well there’s just something not landing for me recently #mine

[peggycatrerr]

today on the train home the guy next to me was on his phone and at one point i saw him go on tumblr and he just had like. a normie dash. like it was all photography. of nature and architecture. he was using tumblr the way a heterosexual landscaper for rich people might use instagram. i actually had to watch his screen for a few seconds to be sure it really was tumblr because i was so taken aback by the content he was viewing. this is why algorithmless websites are so beautiful btw because i genuinely didn't know that this side of tumblr even existed. he didn't even so much as scroll past any text posts.

EDIT: look i'm not going to turn off reblogs but i cannot stress enough that THIS WASN'T A HIPSTER BLOG DASH IT WASN'T AN AESTHETIC BLOG DASH IT WAS THE MOST WILDLY GENERIC COLLECTION OF IMAGES YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING OR BEING A QUIRKY FANDOM TUMBLRINA WHEN I SAY "NORMIE" I GENUINELY MEAN "SO NORMAL THAT IT CIRCLES AROUND TO WEIRD". CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME? HELLO?

#steph's post tag #also no more ''um actually there is an algorithm and this is proof'' THERE ISN'T AN ALGORITHM IF YOU DON'T LOOK AT THE FUCKING FOR YOU TAB #LIKE THE DASH IS A CHRONOLOGICAL FEED OF BLOGS YOU ALREADY FOLLOW. I DISCOVER BLOGS ORGANICALLY THROUGH THE ONES I ALREADY FOLLOW. #IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING AN ALGORITHM ON TUMBLR THAT'S A YOU PROBLEM.

[thatrandomblogsays]

Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thalia’s love, that’s how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)

Percy, listening to this on the train

#STOP TRAUMATIZING THIS CHILD PLEASE #this is what it’s like when you were raised in a loving home and you find out your friend wasn’t #but they don’t know they weren’t #so you’re like um hey that’s fucked up and sometimes a crime? #you tell them parents are supposed to love you as is without earning it and they don’t believe you #you can hear the therapy bill racking up #annabeth chase #Percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo series #pjo tv show #mine #adding on to my tags because some people are debating if that’s how love works #love is meant to be a mutual exchange and something that grows over time between two people as their bond grows #whereas how Annabeth says it #in my opinion at least #she had to do XY and Z to be worthy of thalias love before receiving it #like with her mother #she has to be amazing before Athena is proud of her #vs Athena being proud of her just for being her daughter #that being said I’m not hating on a traumatized child having potentially negative and toxic patterns #more pointing out the comedy of the scene from Percy’s perspective who has a good grasp on healthy vs unhealthy relationships

[littleevil0ne1]

✨️Joana Indi and the Queen of Egypt ✨️

#um actually #brennan lee mulligan #dropout #indiana jones #repatriation #nefertiti #it belongs in a museum! #but not this one #reverse #artists on tumblr #digital art #art #littleevil0ne #digital painting #painting #illustrators on tumblr #illustration #fanart #the last crusade #raiders of the lost ark #temple of doom

[nonbinary-arsonists]

BALD

#i love the BALDposting in this fandom #BALD. BALD. BALD. BALD #partially in response to the ppl thinking he was bald with the exclamation ears in my last comic #which has. um. over 15000 notes 🥺 #zooble. ugh. why r you so many detail #my art #digital art #tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc zooble #tadc comic #tadc jax #tadc fanart #comic #BALD

[butchdykekondraki]

14k moonwalker

#look at my wife ok. #og tags -> #[ren] #um. i mean what who said that you guys..... #preemptive ''this post is about wanting to have gay sex with a computer''

[hawberries]

i don't have a caption for this one

#but people on tweeter really liked it. so um. here you go #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #kabru #laios touden #labru #fanart

[grinchwrapsupreme]

Saw a post about helping people that used the analogy of "if you see someone fall off a cruiseship and theres a life preserver ring on the wall next to you do you walk away or do you throw them the life preserver? Of course you throw them the life preserver." And i dont want to add to or tag the post with any sort of correction because its literally not the point at all but i am desperate to say that the first thing they teach you when you work on a cruise ship is that if someone falls overboard you Do Not Look Away

If theres a life preserver nearby but you have to turn your back to get it, tough luck. If theres someone nearby who can't hear you but you could run and get them, absolutely not. You see someone go overboard you point at them and never ever let them out of your sight because looking away even once could mean losing them forever, so you just have to trust that someone will hear you scream for help but you cant for any reason look away

And maybe that adds to the life preserver metaphor somehow but mostly i just need you to know if you spot someone in the water you point at them and you watch them close and you scream for help

#water safety tips with grinchwrapsupreme #what could the metaphor be #um #if you see someone struggling and they are seconds from 'drowning' make sure theyre not going to go under before working on a rescue plan? #idk #point and stare and scream babes thats the key

[the-phantom-peach]

🗣️ huh?? what do you mean I haven’t posted any Link signing propaganda yet??

#doodled a little comic bc I think the link/korok relationship is adorable #this is also pro-korok propaganda #anyways um #I used to hc that link signed in botw (for obvious reasons) #but after the calamity he gained more confidence in speaking #so now he only signs when he’s uncomfortable speaking around someone or just not in the mood to talk #sometimes he signs while speaking out of habit #thank you for coming to my ted talk #im sorry hes just so important to me IM SAD #I used to learn asl but now I forgot please forgive my mistakes OTL #the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #loz #loz art #Zelda #loz tears of the kingdom #tears of the kingdom #breath of the wild #totk #botw #totk link #korok #Nintendo #art #my art