#look at my wife ok.

[butchdykekondraki]

14k moonwalker

#look at my wife ok. #og tags -> #[ren] #um. i mean what who said that you guys..... #preemptive ''this post is about wanting to have gay sex with a computer''

[mmmairon]

All patched up

#i feel crazy bc I’ve been trying to draw this mf for months #but nothing felt sufficient #i knew exactly what he had to look like but nothing came out close until now #Kit’s wrio destroyed me i see him every night when i close my eyes 😊 #Wrio’s the typa guy who's in his late 40s #gets home by 7pm after his prison work to pet his black and white spotted cat #and watch tv while sipping his favorite earl grey tea #he’s just missing a soft and loving wife to dote on him …….. me #ok lmfao that’s enough goodbye #wriothesley #genshin #genshin impact #him looking up at me as i ask to sit on his lap to eat my cookies

[eskildit]

at this point its my headcanon that camilla was having a whole vigilante justice arc while on new rho and nona just didnt know about it. like she definitely killed that neighbor that was abusing his wife and i do not think she stopped there. <3

#look i love my female rage content what can i say #a conversation I imagined occurred: #camilla: okay so a significant number of people think that nona and I are sex workers and you are our pimp #pyrrha: yes camilla its not that big a deal- #camilla: no no thats not my issue #camilla: and theres also a significant number of people think nona is fourteen at the oldest #and presumably theres an overlap of those two groups #pyrrha: yes presumably #camilla: and youre still walking around alive? cowards all of them. #the locked tomb #camilla hect #nona the ninth #eskildit posts tlt #ok to rb #EDIT: i misremembered the line it never actually specifies the gender of the neighbor's partner so not necessarily a wife

[ashersanity]

playing with LI’s pussies in public

standing behind robin’s lemonade stand at the beach, the orphan’s flushed face no doubt giving away as to what you’re doing beneath his skirt, digit rhythmically moving in and out of his cunt. occasionally giving his ass a slap each and every time he gets too squirmish. tightening right around your fingers each and every time a customer comes near, struggling to form coherent words to greet them. cute.

on the park bench with whitney, rain pouring down, drowning out his uncharacteristically soft groans and whimpers, biting lip as to not alert anyone at the desolate place as to what you two are doing. usually, the sick exhibitionist would be flaunting this shit off, but he can’t help himself right now. wet, pink tongue swirling around his glistening pussy, hungrily sucking at his clit with two of your digits already buried in. who’s the slut now?

in english class with kylar, grateful for the dark fringe messily draped over his shut eyes, scarred hand clasped over his mouth. there’s such a sick thrill in doing this in doren’s own classroom, your fingers, fingers that reach longer than his ever could, how they lazily thrust in and out of his dripping cunt. gentle mewls working their way up into whines as you quicken your pace, spreading his folds apart for you see just how goddamn wet he is for you. freak.

at the library with sydney, depending on his purity or corruption, wether his fingers find themselves in your hair, gripping at the strands for purchase. voluntarily or involuntarily pushing your face in, burying yourself into his crotch, lovely taste left on your tongue. how loud he is, throwing his head back whenever you hit a particularly sensitive spot, mouthing at his clit and teasing the engorged little thing. such a filthy sinner.

#everyone looking at me after this #i can explain.. #uh #fuck. #this was just an excuse to write about boypussy #I ADMIT IT OK??? #dol #degrees of lewdity #robin the orphan #whitney the bully #whitney my wife #kylar the loner #sydney the faithful #sydney the fallen #asher getting.. ideas!

[k4pp4-8]

I wanna hold my teeny tiny lil' baby

#he's so small he could fit in the palm of my hand...... #also silver spark im obsessed #like carol literally cannot look bad she's so perfect my wife i love her #ok ko let's be heroes #ok k.o.! let's be heroes #ok ko carol #ok ko kaio #ko kincaid #kaio kincaid #carol kincaid #ok ko fanart #my art #kappart #comic #sorta

[nevertheless-moving]

Hesina Willshaper AU

Step one canon divergence: Amaram's army doesn't do the kind thing. Kaladin's listed next of kin are sent a letter stiffly informing them that their son is a deserter and, thanks to the highmarshall's mercy, has been sold into slavery.

Step two canon divergence: a light spren has started following Hesina around.

The letter reaches hearthstone.

Hesina cries the bones of the first ideal through labor pangs. Their wretched diamond lamp grows slightly dimmer during childbirth.

Hesina and Lirin discuss if there's anyway they could possibly find their son and pay his slave debt. They're not optimistic.

Hesina talks with her lightspren.

Lirin and Hesina talk again about trying to find their son, now that Oroden is starting to be weaned.

Hesina appears to have grown taller. No one but the two of them seem to be aware but they're worried other future changes might be more noticeable.

Hesina and Lirin realize that she can mold rock as if it was clay with stormlight. A spark of hope for freeing their son emerges.

The two leave town.

They find a slave market in the nearest city. They see other parent's sons, but not their own.

Hesina swears to free those in bondage. Stormlight starts coming easier.

They make a tunnel. Rebellion follows. Lirin is horrified by the violence (the violence is not actually that bad all things considered. a couple guards dead. some bystanders frightened. Fair amount of property damage as they rob the military barracks food supply, steal every sphere that's not nailed down. and also steal the spheres that are nailed down. (Lirin won't admit it but the stealing from lamps part is kindof fun.)).

Many of those they freed flee. Some return to slavery willingly, scared of retribution. Many decide to follow the Radiant woman who has vowed to see others like them freed.

The group proceed to the next town. They find another slave market. They make a tunnel. There is more resistance than last time, clearly they were warned something might happened. Hesina kills a man.

Lirin is terrified by what his wife is becoming.

Hesina swears to shelter those without homes. The lightspren forms an unbreakable hammer, perfect for knocking crem free from buildings. And for knocking down men.

A now larger motley group seeks shelter in a mountain town razed in one of Alethkar's many skirmishes over the last decades. Hesina builds homes. Lirin begs her to stay here, to stop fighting before she goes to far down this path, not to go to war. The slaves they've freed are split, many wanting to stay, hide, some wanting to fight and free more, with a radiant at their head, there's a real chance to change things. Hesina lingers, practicing, spends some time falling in and out of shadesmar.

Lirin and Hesina separate.

Lirin stays with Oroden and the noncombatants. Hesina leads those who want to fight to another city, still trying to find their son, still trying to free everyone's children.

The town settles into a routine. Hesina and Lirin miss one another. This is the first time they've gone longer than two days without seeing each other in the last 25 years, and the two days was only when Lirin had to travel to where someone had overturned a cart on the road nearby and Hesina had to stay and watch the children, too young to travel. besides that, it had been every day. they keep turning to talk to each other.

While the army is gone, the free town is attacked by those trying to reclaim her property.

Hesina swims deliberately through shadesmar for the first time. reaches lirin just in time.

Lirin accepts that not fighting won't stop the violence. (It breaks him just a little bit)

Hesina shouts that one person's freedom ends where another's begins. She vows to fight against powers which would rather see their people in cages then homes. A thousand light spren rise up to grant her strength.

(yes I know she's moving fast through the oaths. but she's always been a thoughtful woman and she raised two children who asked difficult questions and now shes mother to another several hundred. honestly she had already worked through some of these concepts before they became actionable on such a grand scale.)

Lirin vows to support his wife through whatever trials the Almighty seems inclined to put her through.

The lightspren, who has started to get some memories back, remembers Oathgate Spren not terribly far from here by physical realm measurements, guarding a hidden human city

the stone remembers the way the radiants once traveled.

The path to a kingdom in the sky is slow — there are many cages to break on the way.

Kaladin doesn't know it right away, because people weren't exactly telling slaves about the freedom riots, but slave wagons start having harder and harder times reaching the shattered planes after him.

Someone mocks Lirin for having a wife so determined to pursue the masculine art of war. Lirin gets pissy and decides to show them by learning to read and write to help support the administrative side of his wife's kingdom wide asskicking.

The highprinces lead a fairly successful misinformation campaign about the slave riots, lots of accusations of rampant violence, the dregs of society lashing out, you can probably imagine

The ongoing rebellion is large enough that word trickles to the bridge crews, encouraging bridge four's hope for escaping, while also making it substantially more daunting, as the crews are even better guarded than canon.

Rumors of a female radiant swirl around. Most people assume it's a woman in shardplate with some sort of tunneling fabrial, which is still pretty crazy, but several major players Take Note

A very large and tired huddled mass of people reach Urithiru. there's just enough squires, and two new willshapers with their own oaths, to make tunnels through the shattered planes and reach the oathgate without being seen by the alethi armies

the parshendi army is another story, but some are willing to take a chance listening to the neshua kadal, and come with them.

The political implications of Dalinar freeing 1000 slaves is slightly more complex, especially considering the rebellions have been impacting Sadeas the hardest

About a week after being freed, Kaladin hires a spanreed intermediary to write home and find out if his hometown is alright (again, a lot of misinformation and rumors about the violence of the riots)

Is informed by Laral that his family left town looking for him shortly before the riots started, were presumed dead

Kaladin is under the impression that 1) his parents are dead because of him 2) the Rebellion is not the righteous fallback plan that he and the men were hoping it was.

Hesina has many reasons to go to the shattered planes. Nearest part of the trade network for food and necessary goods. Many slaves to be freed from there, and a part of her still hopes to find her son, even thought its been so long. Home of Alethkar's political leaders, the source of Alethkar's slavery.

I have spent. A LOT of time imagining many possible reunions between kaladin and his mom in my highly specific high oath hesenia au. She has a couple faces she could wear when visiting the planes. Brightlady. Radiant. Cagebreaker. Queen of Urithiru (not her real title, they're tentatively trying the Listener council model, but they know what the Alethi will understand). Even darkeyed mother, if she and Lirin approach slowly from a different direction. Honestly, pleased as I am with all of the above, a lot is flexible, the key here is kaladin going "MOM??" In some fashion

Thank you @sorchasolas for conversation and the urithiru ideas and for leading me to actually write all this down <3

#stormlight archive #my au #stormlight au no 2 #hesina cagebreaker #the stormlight archive #stormlight au #Hesina willshaper au #ok for the growing taller thing: hear me out! #like she's a tall woman #she can reach the crem on most rooftops with her crempick #like 95 percent of the rooftops #and that 5 percent of rooftops that she can't quite reach she always forgets to bring a stepstool #so she's a tall woman. but her Identity is that of an even taller woman. #do you see my vision #Lirin leaves to bring her the little stepstool because she always forgets when she's hired to clear the baker's building. #but she doesn't need it #he had noticed...but he had honestly just assumed he had gotten shorter. musculoskeletal atrophy happens to men of a certain age. #he's on the younger side but the heralds know it's been a difficult few years. he didn't bring it up but neither did his wife #now he's looking at his wife and is: #Lirin: I am certain you needed a ladder to reach this roof before #Hesina: I did? Are you sure? #Lirin: yes I'm sure you always—Hesina! #Hesina: what? #Lirin: i am. CONFIDENT. that for the last 20 years my eyes have been level with your chin. #Lirin: not your... #Hesina: not my...? #Lirin: #Hesina: #and then they go bone #ok i'm done thank you for listening <3

[sherbetlemonss]

The chair!! Give him the chair!! /ref

#ducktales #ducktales 2017 #dt17 #ducktales art #ducktales fanart #ducktales beakley #mrs beakley #mrs. beakley #bentina beakley #the rumble for ragnarok #Disney #art #my art #um so ya idk what to say I just wanted to draw pookie in her ragnarok shield maiden fit 💥💥💥 #I drew this in the red lighting first #but then I was like wowza I did Not mean for it to be this sinister #so then I de saturated it and made it look w normal lighting #but now they both look like doo doo farts #it’s ok tho bc um.. #WIFE🤯🤯

[khaivin]

I have your jacket, James... Aren't you cold? Silent Hill is cold this time of the year. I need to give it back to you...

details under the cut

#silent hill 2 #silent hill #sh2 #maria sh2 #james sh2 #james sunderland #mary shepherd sunderland #my art #This idea came to me because I was wearing that same outfit and I got a glimpse of myself in the mirror #and thought “looks like I'm going to silent hill to look for my dead wife” #and i know that quote is not like that in the game but have that in this format ok

[alfazoings]

started playing limbus company. The cockroach infested my brain 💔

#limbus company #gregor limbus company #gregor #gregor lcb #gregor lbc #dante lcb #dante limbus company #project moon #im still on canto 1 ok but look #gregor is like my wife but also like my son with 70 different mental illnesses okay #hes so pathetic #a little schnoodle #i hope gets fed the finest most gourmet meal from the mcdonalds back alley garbage there is known to man #do you know i love my wife (a literal war veteran with a bug arm)

[underwittingly]

auror harry has caught malfoy red-handed

#my art #draco malfoy #drarry #harry potter #hpdm #it's not what it looks like! #idk why i wrote chinese LMFAOAOAOAO but i feel like this quote feels more smooth in cn #??? idfk what is the context of this. inspired by those fics where draco is a framed criminal i guess #tw blood #... again #sorry it was completely unecessary (but he looks so cute stained with blood icb #i wish i could find it in me to render a piece properly sometime #my wife the loml my glowing moon on a starless night #ok im gonna be very honest auror harry isnt my fav but i also like the concept of it and i think he looks really hot in the uniform so #sorry harry ive been neglecting you... i have a favourite tho

[haemosexuality]

why are so many adventure time fans just straight up stupid. about how stories work. and i dont even mean kids i mean like adult fans just with the absolutely dumbest takes

#i was watching a streamer react to f&c which ok i admit i brought this upon myself #but oh my godddddd #''i think farmworld finn's wife was pb'' even ignoring that one of his kids looks exactly like human huntress wizard WHAT #WHY IN THE HELL WOULD THAT BE TRUE. AFTER THEYVE SPENT S I X S E A S O N S SHOWING WHY PBXFINN COULD NEVER BE A THING #LITERALLY SEVERAL SEASONS SHOWING 1-PB WILK NEVER LIKE FINN BACK THEY ARE INCOMPATIBLE 2-FINN HAS MOVED ON HE HAS ACCEPTED THAT AND GOTTEN #OVER HIS CHILDHOOD LOVE ON HER AND ONLY AFTER THAT THEY WERE ABLE TO FORM A FRIENDSHIP #THATS LIKE ONE OF THE MAIN THINGS OF THE SHOW #WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY TAKE THAT BACK AND MAKE HIM HAVE FUCKING KIDS WITH HER IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE????????? #''did prismo just die in the end of episode 4??? oh no what a mystery'' oh yeah dude they totally killed off one of the most important #characters in like 5 seconds with almost no ceremony. without even acknowledging it. thats totally how character deaths work #this is totally plausible #''what the fuck im gonna get so mad of simon actually becomes ice king again'' ARE YOU STUPIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF ''CREATING A CONFLICT AND THEN RESOLVING IT'' #HOLY FUCKING SHIT #sorry this is making me go insane a little bit. #adventure time #fionna and cake #every time i see some guy mention pbxfinn and a thing that could have happened i fly into a rage. you are so fucking stupid. you have the #mental capabilities of a child. never open your mouth again. #as a thing* that could have happened

[elizabetholsens]

HAILEE STEINFELD in the Coast music video

#hsteinfeldedit #dailywomen #hailee steinfeld #flawlessbeautyqueens #marvelladiesdaily #marvelcastedit #breathtakingqueens #glamoroussource #mine #THAT'S MY MF WIFE OK LOOK AT HER #i am so proud of her alskdjfs

[airborneice]

i'm late to this year’s art review thingy bc I had a reeeally busy december and then left my laptop behind when I came home so couldn’t finish any drawings or get my files 🥲 anyway I’ve been reunited with it now so!!!

it’s been a weird but mostly good year!! i started my first proper job in the anim industry and moved house twice. there’s tons of stuff i wanted to make this year but couldn’t find time for bc of the amount of. everything. going on all the time. it was actually a bit hard finding art to fill the spaces this year, which is why i had to stretch my little amount of sketchbook week stuff over two months. it’s been a little bit frustrating - i feel like i’ve learned so much from my job but i haven’t had much time to do anything to show it, but i guess that’s the trade-off. it’s cool being a small part of someone else’s idea but that means i get less time & energy for my own. i want to try and strike a better balance between the two this year and i really hope that soon i’ll be able to share the thing i’m working on i’m literally gonna die of excitement 😭

it’s been really cool getting to make more content of my ocs and see ppl enjoy it, you guys and the nice comments you leave are everything to me. i hope this new year is kind to everyone and thanks for sticking around <3

some of these i haven't posted so to give due credit -

*feb was a gift for @ewwgene-fitzherbert of our blorbos <3

*september is fanart of @the-hilda-librarians-wife’s amazing OC meiri. there will be more

#looking at this it was a VERY oc centric year which is cool #the guys in august are also my ocs just not hilda for a change..i wanted to do a series of drawings to set them up and post em all together #and then the season 3 news came in with a steel chair #ill come back to them #that dec drawing of arwen i finished literally yesterday but bc i sketched it out on paper over xmas it still counts as last year ok!!!! #wife got me thinking abt what her winter outfit would be. her fault <3 #im sorry to say i decided for some reason she still wears tights they're just probably rly woolly ones so she doesnt catch hypothermia #hilda the series #art tag

[lynnbutlertron]

^^ might be getting a job at a cute little ice cream shop on the beach in my town GRAGGHHH. i have a trial shift tomorrow i hope i dont cock it up

#ok i just need to rant in tags for a second. #i HATE HATE HATE applying for jobs at big companies #fucking no one wants to hire me cuz i don’t have experience cuz i wanted to focus on my schoolwork #but how do i get the experience huh. how am i supposed to. get a job. #if i need experience. but i need a job to get the experience #so i came to this shop and its like a family run thing #which in some ways is better it’s a lot more personal and im not #on the mcdonald’s front lines or something #but the husband of the guy who runs this place #started going on about the “woke generation #IN MY JOB INTERVIEW. #something about how the woke generation won’t do things if it’s not in their job title #????????????????and i looked at his twitter and he’s anti-immigrant as fuck #so now im just stuck between big bad corporation and racist andy #FUUUUCKS SAKE #anyway idgaf about him that much cuz his wife is nice #let’s hope i do well tomorrow #rambles #doodles #delete later

[0wllight]

I need to cleanse myself of the Adachi April fools joke so I decided to draw Sovaspectrum Pokemon au. Been scheming this with friends over discord but finally got to draw out their designs :D

Sova's Rowlet/Decidueye are named Lettuce and Spinach btw ^w^

(ok to rb, insert uses any pronouns!)

#my post #my art #ky draws #please i need to post these guys again and not fucking adachi #i hope adachi dies #i hate that guy. #anyways. look at my me and my wife <333 #ky shut up #ship: walk on memories #ok to rb

[revvywevvy]

hiiiiii guyyyyyys its been a while huh :] heres some pyrrlinas since its taking me forever to finish the other things i've been drawing of them and im impatient and cant wait anymore <3 (AND THIS TIME I REMEMBERED TO ADD THE WATERMARK LOL)

#913's art #ok to rb #♡ pyrrha alexandra #digital art #clip studio paint #self ship art #self insert #self insert community #wlw self ship #pyrrha alexandra #soulcalibur v #scv #//giggles and kicks my feet #//you guys like the improvement on drawing humans?~ i think ive been getting pretty good lately <3 #//this is the most proud of my art i think i've ever been in my life at least when it comes to drawing faces and hands and bodies and stuff #//it feels so nice because i get to reliably draw babygirl looking absolutely incredible whenever I want! :] #//spins around in circles #//please im so normal over her (lying) i love my wife so much you guys #//<- is on the verge of going absolutely rabid (more than usual) over that fictional woman #//ADDED TAG: I just copy-pasted everything from last time. so sorry if u rbed this before the deletion bc I deadass forgot #//to put the watermarks on both images. ive gotten too used to not sharing my art publicly and not needing one LOL