#foolproof!

[100yearoldcomics]

July 15, 1922 Krazy Kat by George Herriman

[ID: Officer Pupp stands around outside, holding a fake beard in his hands. A round hat lies on the ground in front of him. /end] Pupp: I will fool that "Mouse" today, sure.

[ID: Pupp pulls on the fake beard and ties it around his head. /end] Pupp: With these whiskers on, he'll never suspect my identity.

[ID: Ignatz walks up from the left, looking at the disguised Pupp (with new hat on, too) leaning on the right side of the panel. /end] Pupp: Hah. I've got him off his guard, he knows me not. Ignatz: ?

Ignatz: Oh, look at the pretty star. Pupp: Where? [ID: Ignatz points up into the sky. Pupp falls for his trick and looks skyward, revealing the star-shaped police badge hidden under his beard. /end]

[ID: Ignatz walks off, leaving Pupp shocked in his wake. /end] Ignatz: Good day, "Officer Pupp." You must learn to keep your whiskers down. Pupp: !!?

[ID: Krazy walks in from the left while Pupp angrily rips the beard in half. /end] Krazy: Everything all right, Offissa Pupp? Pupp: Na-aah.

#newspaper comics #vintage #history #1922 #krazy kat #transcript available #1920s #disguise #foolproof!

[sensitiveaangel]

american public restrooms are great bc instead of checking the little indicator on top of the door to see if its occupied, you can just make direct eye contact w the person in the stall instead :)

#foolproof! #murmurs in the august breeze

[sunflowershark]

“broken builds” this. “use the orb” that. you fools. the true best strategy to beat honour mode is to encourage safer and smarter decisions throughout your adventure by roleplaying as none other than faerun’s central authority on occupational safety and workplace accident prevention legislation

#cubey’s bg3posting #before I do anything stupid I eliminate all workplace hazards and it’s genius. works every time. #I cleared the ruins in like under an hour because i knew that Dame O’sha The Compliant would favour the far safer locked basement entrance #literally foolproof #cubey’s words #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 honour mode #bg3 tav

[ruporas]

how to guide your mossball (ID in alt)

#roronoa zoro #zoro #opfanart #one piece #monkey d luffy #nami #sanji #usopp #tony tony chopper #nico robin #not sure if i should even tag her shes just an eye and a hand…. anyway this was for zoro’s birthday ! uploading it a bit late here #definitely an overdone concept i Think but i wanted to draw smth pre-ts with his beloved crew :D #if im not forgetful ill make it a set and draw another with the rest of the straw hats including vivi and then other non-sh! #so many people have come face to face with his terrible sense of directions… i love to think of how those that had the time start to adjust #and problem solve it... its not foolproof though im sure zoro will find a way to clip thru the universe #ruporas art

[gideonisms]

Anyway I have put a lot of thought into this and the way I would fix Gideon is by slowly giving her tasks and praising her for each one but gradually the tasks become like "speak to someone you like" and "do something you enjoy for its own sake" and after a while of speaking to people who she's friends with we would move on to "do you think your friends would be happy to see you treated this way" and introduce the concept that people enjoy her personality not just what she can do and THEN we can introduce the concept that she might want to do things just because she wants them and she can decide for herself how she wants to spend her time. and then I will kill everyone who was mean to her.

#and that's my foolproof plan to fix her #<- delusional

[agir1ukn0w]

ok slut

#one piece live action #one piece netflix #one piece #op live action #op #opla #captain buggy #buggy the clown #buggy one piece #buggy the genius jester #op buggy #jeff ward #this is also the foolproof method of knowing someone’s horrendously bi

[aleksgivanov]

Buff Magical Girl Elita? It’s more likely than you think ❤️

#transformers #maccadam #Elita #elita one #Arcee #g1 transformers #magical girl #tall girls #robot magical girl combiner team? #I don’t have plans no sir not at all #the design philosophy of tall girl hot is foolproof

[frilled-cheese-sandwich]

📻 🌹

"Oh I'm just kidding, I know you're an ace in the hole," "A what now?"

Hehe they're besties 🤗☕😋

A little collab I did with @flynnarts! 😎 We did a swap, I drew lineart for Alastor and colored Rosie and Flynn drew Rosie and colored Alastor. Flynn did awesome on both parts of the swap, and they've got a lot of cool stuff on their blog too!!

#hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #rosie hazbin hotel #radiorose #art collab #flynn is super chill go look at their blog #good job dude 👍 #ooo and I also did some scribbly painting for the background #I used a reference and colored in the main parts of the background and blurred it #that way #you have to look at it to see that I don't know how to do the things #foolproof plan 💯 #frillve

[queerhoneybunny]

Laying around with my tits out to distract my girlfriend and get her attention <333

#foolproof plan #nblw nsft #sapphic nsft #nsft bunny #wlw nsft #sapphic smut #nsft wlw #nsft brat #wlw ns/fw #butch bait #bratty femme #switch nsft

[rochenn]

Blue lightsaber Dooku this, red lightsaber Dooku that. Hey actually maybe those old Legends drawings were right! Should've given this guy the most viciously green blade you've ever seen and stuck with it!!

And you know what? Imagine Star Wars if his lightsaber had STAYED green. VISUAL STORYTELLING. Next to red, green is THE bad guy signifying color. The evil queen special. Can you imagine Dooku but giving Maleficent? Yeah. And now imagine if he had anything resembling an arc in the movies. The way he was never fully Sith and how his lightsaber would reflect that visually. The way it could flash in the darkness and people would breathe a sigh of relief, thinking he is a Jedi, only to be so so wrong. The way it would be a constant reminder of who he used to be. How twisted his old life has become and how impossible it is to scrub decades of Jedi lifestyle from a person. Idk I just

I fucking need this guys

#GREEN WOULD ALSO LOOK REALLY GOOD ON HIM IG!! SHOUTOUT TO LUKE SKYWALKER FOR FOOLPROOFING THE BLACK+GREEN COMBO XOXO #count dooku

[visenyaism]

westerosi am i gay quiz:

1) how many times per day do you think about jaime lannister

2) have you ever gotten into visenya targaryen kin drama with a close relative

3) should you have died with him

4) do you have a close affinity for either peaches or lemons

#asoiaf #this one’s foolproof. 100% pass rate

[crystallizsch]

(this has been on my mind for a while)

#jamil thinks he's so slick #he thought he had a foolproof plan after months #he was supposed to do something “cool” after he kissed her forehead but he fell apart too #what a loser (affectionate) #grim agrees but the tally was still for jamil #[— #twisted wonderland #twst art #twst #twst grim #jamil viper #twst oc x canon #jamil x yuu #twst yuu #★'-my-art #☆'-comic #(💜) yuusha #(💜) jamiyuu #—] #i’m going feral over these two #anyways that’s my whole weekend #i might need to recover for like a week

[blakbonnet]

Fic Recs For Getting Over Writers' Block:

To me, the only way to get over the writing horrors™️ is to read some good fucking prose. Even if the summary of these fics doesn't appeal to you, I'd suggest reading them purely for their tactile prose that somehow gets the brain working again.

General Block Breakers:

Magpie by yellowmustard

Skirts and Barbells by @petrichorca

Malleability by jazzxdaffy

The Nest That Hope Builds by @red-sky-in-mourning

Grounded by @forpiratereasons

So Long Seabird by @adamarks

Find Your Stede Voice:

Adventures of a Leggy Blonde by @palavapeite

Find Your Ed Voice:

You Belong in that Home by and by by @alchemistc

Stealing Romance by skrifores

#actually this list is mostly for myself ngl #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd fic rec #maybe I should add this to my master rec list but also I'm lazy today #meow speaks #I'd also recommend making a list like this for yourself :)) especially if you're writing a longer fic #I have very few under ofmd because for fics I kinda only hangout in the sandman and hobbit side of ao3 #there's only one for Stede cause it's foolproof to me

[petitesmafia]

hopped on a viral meme trend on twitter

#enartchive #bsd #nakahara chuuya #bungo stray dogs #bsd chuuya #chuuya #bungou sd #he is my little scrunkly #the puppy is a foolproof plan #insert evil laugh here

[jerseygirl5000]

[zhongrin]

✼ー hello, my dear patrons.

i have an important announcement to make.

for my own mental health and reinforcing my boundaries, i will be implementing changes on how i interact in this blog. the general rules (shop etiquette) and taglist rules (membership) have been updated to reflect this.

to give a short summary of the changes, moving forward, i will fully cease interactions with minors or ageless blogs. the same goes for my taglist, which i have purged. more details can be found in the two links above. feel free to drop by my askbox if you need any clarifications.

i'm sorry to my mutuals / friends / followers, who are minors / uncomfortable in disclosing their age, but have been following the rules and respecting my boundaries. i'm truly sorry it had to come to this, but i have had enough. the nature of my content will stay the same but if these changes doesn't sit well with you, please feel free to unfollow or block.

lastly, if you have been following my rules, genuinely, thank you so, so much for respecting the human being behind the handle name 'zhongrin'. you are a blessing to humanity and i hope good things will come your way soon.

ps. i will be reblogging this post for about a week or so, just so people can see it.

#a psa from rin #i thought about it for the past few days and as of now i think this is the best choice i can make #i don't want to throw this blog away but also i don't want to keep being paranoid whenever i interact with someone #i know it's not a foolproof solution because you can definitely lie about your age but whatever #i will be using the block button even more liberally. especially if i think something is off #i'm just sick of being lied to atp #anyway #i hope you're having a good day and taking care of yourself!