left tumblr for a mere moment after danno day and I get back only to be smacked in the face with…?? spawning season salmon vlad?
anyways not complaining. salmon mer-vlad, no elaboration………are we going to assign danny & everyone else a fish too?
Hell, why not. Mermay's coming up—everyone in the show gets a fish-sona! 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟
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In like my fish au for my spiderverse people Miguel is half human and half vampire squid n I'll leave yall with that
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//O M G so I love your eel ideas and now I have to tell you mine.
Smartass: California Moray (Gymnathorax mordax) because they're brown, toothy, have goldish brown eyes and while its rare they have attacked humans and left puncture wounds. They have a pharyngeal jaw, which is an extra set of jaws that come out from the back of their head to drag prey to their throat. They also enter symbiotic relationships with shrimp and that works with Smartass' "you scratch my back, maybe I'll scratch yours" mentality. He's patient and intelligent if not slightly viscious.
Greasy: Green Moray (Gymnothorax funebris) Like Smartass he also has a pharyngeal jaw but is freakier and creepier with it. He is a cooperative hunter and will often follow anyone who is slightly better at it than him so he can have his share of the spoils. His goal is to mate as much as possible and have loads of his little descendents swimming the seas. Only problem is no female moray will choose him. But like most morays, he will wait until game comes to him. POV: You're a female moray minding her own business and this guy tries to charm you.
Wheezy: Wolf Eel (Anarrhichtys ocellatus) While not technically an eel (though don't bring this up to him he'll snap your fingers off) he's a valued asset because of his formiddable jaw. He's incredibly patient and a sharp shooter with his tail, curling into an S shape for his attack. Wolf eels are actually very curious and good at hiding. They also make good parents and mate for life. They are hunters from Day 1. Also as they age they turn browner or olive green and their pattern is somewhat smokey.
Psycho: Shortfinned cutthroat eel (Synaphobranchus brevidorsalis) they're long bottom feeders and efficient hunters who love their food and will also eat dead matter. At first I was going to make him an electric eel because his weasel version probably had electro-shock treatment but then I remembered they're freshwater so he wouldn't be able to live in the sea but the cutthroat species communicate through electrical organ discharges. Also the name was just perfect. Alternatively he could be a conger eel because they're adorable but toothy!
Stupid: I'm going to agree with you and say Spotted Moray (Gymnothorax moringa) I was originally going to go with a larger conger variety but if we go by the headcanon that Smartass and he are "brothers" they should look a bit similar. Especially the ones that have kind of that goofy look on their face. They are active during the day, are usually solitary and shy and like to eat crabs. Stupid's jaw at the back is worn out a bit from being too overexcited when grabbing crustaceans. Keeping them is imoractical due to their size. Look at this unit!
Just gonna put this ask here, so anybody who reads this will see what you mean right away ^^ and don't worry about it!
I absolutely love all of these options! I gotta agree with them ^^ And I got to learn some new species too. I'm very intrigued by the wolf eel ^^
Ngl my favorite is Greasy. Just- ok let's analyze this real quick. Among animals, while the other males are duking it out trying to woo the females, a weaker but smarter male will find a way to sneak past them. And the female is so into it!! Here, it sounds like Greasy is indeed the more intelligent bachelor among Moray Eels. At least the most clever. But Greasy is such a creepy dick that the girls still pass him up! They pass up the chance of their descendants knowing how to survive because Greasy can't keep it in his pants! Greasy blocks himself! 🤣🤣
Also, that picture is just sending me. Imagining that eel as Greasy. And just... It looks so cute! Even though it looks like it's rearing to attack the cameraman XD @slashingdisneypasta would you be able to resist that face on Eel!Greasy? XD
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me and my friend's fishies (i bought them and she is taking care of them so it should be her fishes but i named some of the fish)
yes the ones named after the Afton children are the fish i named
the BOBs are my friend's fish
Mikey always swims near the shell prop
C.C./Evan/Chris(yes that's his names) died in the classroom most likely due to low oxygen. we buried him in the school field :'(
Elizabeth is tiny and still fine...
The BOBs are very silly (there's 12 of them...left)
one of them died to chlorine poisoning and the other 2 died by getting eaten alive by the other fishies due to territory issues
also an interesting fact about my fishie species
males have legs
females have tails
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Person A is a royal mermaid who can lure fish to them by singing from long distances and of specific species based on tune, and wants to live among humans, so decides to use their magic to work as a sushi chef. Person B is their mermaid personal maid/guard who gets roped into helping them start up their sushi restaurant.
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🥷👖🐟❓
Okay, so I’m aware this is probably not what you were asking for but I had to do it I couldn’t resist-
Fish…
Thank you dear emoji anon, tho if you were asking for one of the mermaid aus please let me know I am happy to do more LMAO
(@laughteronsilverwings fish!edgejeanist)
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I don't what is funnier in that "I'mInHeat&Salmon" post: the fact that even Vlad's body is screaming for breeding or the fact that Vlad is a salmon due to that post.
(The post, for reference)
I'm personally loving (read: rolling on the floor laughing at) the concept of Vlad having "breeding teeth". Imagine how that must affect his business life, if he were candid about it.
"Sorry, I'm afraid I can't make the dinner meeting on Thursday. I'm about to go into heat and all my normal teeth are falling out to make way for my breeding teeth, so unless you're going to the Porridge Palace or perhaps the Gerber baby food factory, I must unfortunately decline. Ta~aaa."
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fishy au mark 2
(*thats wheeljacks arm in the top right)
(**feel free to send asks about this au btw! im moving into my dorm and...i want something to do later today...)
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Turning characters into fish people— Part 1! This is a pretty dumb concept but HALF-FISH STEVEN of the FISH-TAL GEMS!! He’s a goldfish and is probably one of the few fish people that’ll have a specific species. I’ve had the idea in my mind for a while. Maybe I’ll draw him again— he was pretty fun to draw! 🐟✨✨
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