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billys-hard-grove · 6 years

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Close Neighbours Pt 2

(Kinda)

This is very readable without pt 1, but read that HERE if you wanna. (We’re ignoring its ending though, the doorbell-ringing didn’t happen. This whole thing is kind of unrelated, but its the same universe)(exhibitionist femme steve)

Someone offered me their firstborn for part 2, so just know that i will be collecting when the time comes!

Steve smiled politely at Lucas’ parents, waving awkwardly as they left his classroom. He sighed and rolled his shoulders, hoping to relieve some of the tension there.

He loved his job, but he could care less about the parent-teacher conferences he had to have every year. All parents wanted to hear was how great their kid was and even though Steve agreed with them most of the time, it was exhausting.

Today was even worse than usual. He couldn’t stop thinking about last night. He knew his neighbour had been watching -and enjoying- his little show and he couldn’t wait for a repeat. He was thinking that maybe tonight he could stand in front his window, on full display while he gazed into blue eyes and fucked his fist.

Steve shifted in his seat, just thinking about it made him hot. He felt his cock twitch against the soft fabric of his panties and groaned. Fuck, he needed to get home.

He ran a tired hand through his hair and glanced at the clock above the door. 8 pm. He only had one appointment left before he could go home and it should be a quick one; Max was doing great in his class.

He was digging up her homework from the cabinet behind his desk when he heard a light knock on his door.

‘It’s open!’ He called out. He finally found Max’s work at the bottom of his pile and turned around in his chair, ready to greet the last set of parents of parents.

Steve’s smile froze on his face when he spotted a familiar man leaning against the doorpost of his classroom, looking thoroughly amused.

‘Mr. Harrington, I assume? Max’s English teacher?’

‘You-’ Steve stammered and he sounded almost accusatory when he said: ‘You’re Max’s father?’

‘Brother actually,’ his neighbour smiled sweetly. ‘Her parents couldn’t make it. The name’s Billy.’

‘Billy,’ he repeated and goddamn, he sounded like an idiot! He cleared his throat and sat up straighter in his chair while he willed his blush to go away. ‘Have a seat, Billy.’

‘Thank you, sir.’

‘You, uh, you can call me Steve.’

‘Well, Steve, how’s the little squirt doing in class?’ Billy planted his elbows on his desk and leaned forward, resting his chin on top of his folded hands.

‘Uhm… Right. Max. Of course.’ Steve let out a shaky breath, trying to get himself together. ‘Yes, she’s doing well.’

‘Good, although I hope she’s not… showing off.’ Billy raised an eyebrow. ‘I know she’s not exactly shy.’

Steve’s eyes widened and his cheeks became impossible red, but Billy caught a glint of excitement in his eyes, so he leaned a bit closer and continued.

‘She really flaunts her grades sometimes, you know, makes a real spectacle of her outstanding… performance.’

A smile was tugging at Steve’s lips and he was leaning over his desk as well, their faces inches apart.

‘Yeah well, maybe she should be showing off. She works very… hard?’ Steve winced a bit at his response, but Billy seemed very amused nonetheless.

‘Bit of a weak innuendo, pretty boy.’

‘Yeah well… I just saw a window of opportunity and took my chances,’ Steve retorted, making Billy snort.

The humorous expression on his face didn’t linger for long, as he took in Steve. He thought about yesterday evening, when his pretty neighbour had laid himself out for Billy. He had never gotten that hard, that quickly than when he watched Steve jerk off in pretty lingerie. He had looked so beautiful, pale thighs spreading wide as he shamelessly played with his asshole. Billy could feel himself filling up just thinking about it.

‘So, sir, what are you hiding under these slacks?’ The playful tone was gone from his voice and he eyed Steve hungrily.

‘Why don’t you find out?’ Steve didn’t miss a beat as he lifted an eyebrow, daring Billy to make a move. The smug look was quickly wiped off his face when he was yanked up by the front of his shirt and Billy’s lips crashed against his. The kiss was rough and needy. Billy practically pulled him over his desk, while Steve scrambled to put his knees op top of it.

Billy’s hands were searching, sliding down his back to dip below the waistband of his pants. Steve felt his rough fingers ghost over the soft material of his panties and whimpered into Billy’s mouth.

Somewhere in the back of his mind, he registered the fact that they were in his classroom, on a night where both parents and teachers could come wandering in at any time. But if anything, it made everything so much better.

Billy leaned back a bit to look at Steve as he brought his fingers to the front and started to unbutton Steve’s pants. His hands were gentle all of the sudden and he held his breath in anticipation as he pulled down the zipper.

A small square of black lace became visible and Billy licked his lips as he stared at it.

‘Fuck,’ Billy’s voice was husky all of the sudden. ‘You’re wearing that for me?’

Steve nodded, unable to form words as arousal clouded his brain.

Billy yanked his pants down to his knees and let out a whimper when he saw Steve’s panties, black lace stretched over pale hips and over a tiny triangle of red silk that barely covered his erection.

Steve smiled seductively, feeling confident and beautiful under Billy’s gaze. He slowly pulled off his shirt, enjoying the way Billy was watching his movements, before he tangled a hand in his neighbour’s hair and guided him forward.

Billy moaned softly when his nose grazed the delicate material and he inhaled the musky scent. He grabbed Steve’s ass with both hands and pulled him even closer, pressing his face into his crotch. He opened his mouth to press his tongue underneath Steve’s balls through the delicate material, revelling in the way it made Steve gasp.

‘You drive me crazy, pretty boy,’ Billy was breathing heavily. ‘Strutting around so shamelessly in front of that window- where everyone can see…’

Billy licked over his shaft and Steve whimpered at the sensation. His grip on Billy’s head tightened as he struggled to keep upright on his knees.

‘…Makes me wanna do all kinds of filthy things.’ Billy looked up at Steve through his lashes, silently asking for permission.

‘Do it, big guy,’ Steve whispered. The words had barely left his mouth before Billy swung his legs from underneath him and he was lying on his back on his desk. Rough hands yanked off his shoes and slacks, revealing his knee-high black stockings.

Billy groaned at the sight, running his hands over Steve’s calves before lifting his knees up. He made quick work of his own clothes and gave his cock a few tugs before pushing aside the lace that covered Steve’s puckering hole. Billy grinned when he saw the gleam of lube surrounding it.

‘You always this prepared for parent-teacher meetings?’ Billy smirked, but his eyes were dark as he pushed a thick finger past the tight ring of muscles.

Steve groaned at the sensation, but he adjusted quickly when Billy started to roughly pump his finger into him.

‘I had plans for tonight actually,’ Steve managed between heavy breaths. ‘But it turns out my neighbour couldn’t wait that long.’

Billy snorted, curling his finger until he found the spot that had Steve moaning his name.

‘Yeah, I don’t hear you complaining.’ He pulled out his finger and pulled Steve closer to him, his ass digging into the edge of the desk. ‘Now let me see that pretty cock of yours up close.’ Billy carefully pushed down the lace, revealing Steve’s thick length, achingly hard against his belly. Billy grabbed it and stroked it a couple of times while he dragged the panties over Steve’s legs.

As soon as they were gone, he wasted no time in spreading Steve’s thighs and aligning his cock to his hole.

Steve bit his lip as Billy pushed in, getting used to the burn. He carefully wrapped his legs around Billy’s back, digging his heels into him as a signal for the other boy to start moving.

And Billy did, he thrusted into Steve hard and fast, fucking him into the desk at a punishing pace.

Steve had completely forgot where he was and who could hear. A string of curses and Billy’s name left his lips, urging him to go faster as he begged him for more, more, more.

He screamed when Billy’s cock hit his prostate, arching his back off the desk. It was so fucking good and Steve knew he wasn’t going to last long if Billy kept pounding into him like this.

‘Billy- I- fuuuck, Billy, I’m gonna,’ Steve was babbling when he felt the familiar heat tighten in his belly.

Billy reached out and cupped Steve’s flushed cheeks with his palm in a surprisingly sweet gesture. Steve leaned his head into the touch and a high-pitched moan fell from his lips as he looked up at Billy.

‘Fuck- do it. Cum for me, baby.’ Billy panted as he kept driving into him, watching Steve fall apart untouched underneath him. Steve’s eyes rolled to the back of his head as his orgasm hit him. Thick ropes of cum shot onto his shirt and the noises he made were fucking incredible, whining, moaning and gasping for air as he rode out his orgasm.

Steve’s moans turned into soft whimpers as he came down from his high. His eyes slowly focussed back on Billy.

‘So fucking beautiful,’ Billy muttered, thumb sliding over Steve’s lips.

Steve smiled and bit down lightly on Billy’s thumb before sucking it in his mouth. He swirled his tongue around it, drawing a guttural moan from Billy.

It didn’t take long for Billy’s thrusts to become erratic, slamming into Steve a couple of times more before he was coming. His entire body tensed up as he emptied himself buried deep inside of Steve.

He groaned deeply as he collapsed on top of him, burying his face in Steve’s neck. They stayed there, tangled into each other on Steve’s desk for what felt like hours before Billy pushed himself up to look at Steve.

‘So? Your place or mine, tonight?’ Billy grinned and when Steve smiled back at him, his stomach fluttered.

#finallyyyyyyy have this finished #it probably needs another -sober- edit #but eh #DAMN I HOPE YOU ENJOY #BECAUSE I DOOO #femme steve #yes pleassseeee #probs gonna combine part 1 with this and put it on ao3 #cause its a bit long #anyways #yes #harringrove #mp

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flippingpancake · 3 years

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color coded attire :p

#aromantic #nonamorous #asexual #digital art #art #my art #original art #pspspsps gimme some notes n validation #me #arohace #finallyyyyyyy finished it hhh #i really do wish i have all of these #especially the nonam one >:3 #tho mayyybe not in that exact colors asnjodijwq #oh fuck shit hell forgot aro + ace rings missed oppurtunity noooo!!!!!#oh whatever its finished!!!#also i miiight make anotha one for gender who knows!!!!#oh i forgot to make the hijab version :( *cleches fist* damn my inability to draw in long sessions

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starsbits · 2 years

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[WIP!!! Do not reblog please!]

finally finally FINALLYYYYYYY have time to draw so of course im going to draw hunter ^_^ expect some new art soon!!!!!!!! wanted to share this sketch bc i think it's cute

[Image ID: Two sketches in a red pencil brush on a white background. The bigger, more finished one is a bust of Hunter and his cardinal palisman, Flapjack, where Flapjack is sitting on his shoulder nuzzling against his cheek. (He is also wearing an alternate cloak that I designed, which when colored, resembles his palisman.) In the second sketch, which is much less finished, he is also wearing the alternative outfit, holding his palisman staff in one hand with his other arm outstretched sideways. His hair and cloak are blown backwards. /End Image ID].

#im also gonna draw eda giving him the cloak in a little comic i think ^_^#im on spring break next week so im super excited to have more time to draw #wip #the owl house #hunter toh #toh #THESE ALSO WONT BE IN THE SAME DRAWING WHEN IM FINISHED PROBABLY i just like to keep my sketches together #but these r the only two i have time for tonight #my descriptions

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thescorpioracer · 3 years

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Sen Çal Kapımı 1 - Episode Recap

To be honest, this series of posts is mostly going to be a fashion roast. But DISCLAIMER! I really do love this show and Turkish TV in general, it’s just my preferred mode of media analysis is to pick things apart. 😂And I need everyone to know that I am very pro-women, and believe people should be able to dress how they want and not be judged for it or be looked down upon for it. But oh my god this wardrobe department/costumer needs to be STOPPED. I also have zero credentials to be talking about fashion, but will that stop me?

I’m going to make these posts assuming you’ve watched the show, and just comment on whatever comes up. There will be spoilers. Let’s go!

We start off with a voiceover from Eda Yıldız, an A+ romcom trope. (It wasn’t until my rewatch that I remembered that Eda used to do VOs at random intervals, and I’m kind of glad she stopped tbh.) She is a strong woman who wants to get her education and become a landscape architect/designer. She was all set to do that until- dun dun dun! - Serkan Bolat destroyed everything.

Check out that dart board of a man (and this is the only time we see that photo there). And these outfits are probably the most normal and reasonable clothes she wears in the show. She’s a beautiful young woman, who was a college student, and now works outdoors as a florist. 10/10 outfit.

Of course that transitions us into an epic slomo of Serkan exiting his private jet. He of course begins to berate his assistant on the phone in a way a friend described as reminiscent of The Devil Wears Prada.

@teamnick‘s commentary back when she first started the show.

Serkan returns to his office for the first time in 2 months after working on business deals in London. Chaos ensues: Miranda Priestly is baaaaaaack.

See... here we have some good fashion choices! We meet the girls for the first time, while they try to sneak off to their graduation without making Eda feel bad that she won’t be receiving her diploma. Melek “Melo” is dressed in a sweet dress with a bold, romantic color, which captures her personality perfectly. Ceren, the rich daughter from a family of lawyers, looks a bit more high-fashion. The dress is short but it has long sleeves and no cleavage so it works out to be chic and elegant. Fifi is unapologetically herself with her full-black, punk wardrobe. Eda is again dressed in a pretty, but casual outfit. Nicely put together for her lower-middle-class lifestyle and her job as a florist.

Enter: the plot device to get our protagonists together. Serkan’s face says it all.

We are then introduced to the main couple’s respective cars. Serkan has his 2020 BMW (though the show blocks out the copyrighted branding) while Eda’s beat up SUV is clearly unreliable. What’s that? Another plot device being introduced? I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Also, I just noticed this, but for someone as uptight as Serkan, I’m surprised at how fun his suit jacket lining is. If I’m not mistaken the pattern is of a bunch of rainbow fish. #Snazzy, but they seem out of character?

Plot highlights:

Eda learns she can come back to school and finish her final year, but she’s lost her scholarship and will have to pay. She can’t.

Serkan gives his talk at the graduation (?)-- Is his talk just for architecture students? If so, why are Ceren, Fifi, and Melo there? We’ll never know. I know, I know... it’s all for the ~plot~

Eda calls Serkan out in front of everyone for taking away the scholarship that she earned from his company, Art Life. He is confused but unrepentant. She refuses to tell him her name.

She tries to deface his car with lipstick after keying the side (we never hear about the damage to his car after that). He catches her and wants to call the police, so she impulsively handcuffs them together with the plot devices from Selin’s wedding invitation sitting on his passenger seat.

They then have to go to Serkan’s urgent business meeting with an out-of-town client. Eda drives while they’re handcuffed together. Bickering ensues.

What is this? Foreshadowing? Symbolism?? Eda’s last name “Yıldız” is the Turkish word for “star” so... file that away for later.

One of my favorite parts about watching Turkish dramas is the experience of trying to decipher the fan translations. Add to the fact that Turkish only has 1 pronoun *chef’s kiss*

Eda refuses to take the elevator to the 15th floor (we’ll learn about her claustrophobia later). Serkan is equally as stubborn, saying she owes him for screwing up his day. But he has met his match in Eda with regards to stubbornness. They take the stairs.

More highlights:

First instance of fake dating - they need to hide the handcuffs from his client so Eda pretends she’s his girlfriend and a fellow investor.

The girls track Eda’s phone to the hotel and try to find her by asking around the premises.

Eda charms the client into selling his land to Serkan.

We learn that Serkan is allergic to strawberries and has a lot of health anxiety. He’s a very tightly wound person.

Serkan says “Mashallah,” translator hears 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Engin brings way too many people to open the handcuffs and chaos ensues.

I feel like nothing can do justice to the comedy of 58:45 to 1:00:00 with Fifi using a bobby pin as a lock pick. The dramatic editing is 👌🏼

Leyla gets fired for somehow causing this drama??? And she is so happy to leave that stressful workplace omg, we don’t deserve her 🥺

Serkan and Eda go their separate ways, Eda prepared to never see her enemy again, but of course her phone and purse are still in his car so she has to go to his office at Art Life and confront him again.

Serkan has found out that Whoops, Art Life did cancel the study abroad scholarships to cut costs, but his CFO did it without telling him. And Serkan is pissed, but I think mainly about the fact that Eda did have some (SOME) grounds for yelling at him in public.

Leyla then explains the nonsensical reasoning behind her being fired-but-not-fired and still working. (Spoiler alert: she never goes anywhere and she is my favorite side character to this day).

Eda: “How can I piss Serkan off?” Leyla: “Find a mistake he’s made and he will fixate on it forever. But you won’t find anything.” Eda: “Hold my beer.”

Eda walks into Serkan’s office and his meeting. She gets her purse back and they fight about him not being willing to apologize for ruining her life and education. He refuses and says she owes him an apology for embarrassing him in public (no, dude).

He wants to give her back the scholarship and make it all go away but she rightly tells him that it won’t fix her broken pride from begging the company and her university for a second chance. But somehow her calling him a heartless “Robot” is what gets to him???? And he short-circuits. Eda walks out triumphant.

~dRaMa!~

MEANWHILE

Melo, as well as being a perfume sales girl, also works as a flight attendant and wants Eda to cover her shift (we’ll get into how that doesn’t make sense in a minute)

Eda says no, she’s going to meet her boyfriend, Cenk, who she hasn’t seen in months and has just returned from Italy.

Enter: Selin. Serkan’s ex who he dumped a while ago and is now engaged to the heir of a hotel empire. Serkan doesn’t like this. The two of them grew up together and are set to each inherit 50% of the holding company that Serkan’s father currently runs.

Right away Selin serves us with a gender reveal level color scheme. Personally not a fan. They confirm that Serkan is coming to her engagement party tomorrow.

Meanwhile Eda meets up with Cenk. Her outfit is still reasonable and cute for her character. He looks mildly like a hobo and doesn’t seem to have anything going for him (I know he’s a throwaway character but the two of them really don’t have anything in common).

This creeper keeps staring at them, but Cenk tries to explain it away and says he’s busy and can’t meet her again until the day after tomorrow. Eda is disappointed but accepts this. Creeper girl remains and remains a red flag to viewers, but apparently not to Eda.

Cut to later that evening, and of course our broody main man enjoys astronomy in his free time (???) idk what he’s charting and to what purpose but okay?

Eda finds a mini first aid kit in her purse that Serkan put there before returning it. Queue montage of them treating their respective wrists for handcuff-related injuries. #couplegoals

Of course we also needed a sepia-toned flashback to earlier that day when the handcuffs contrived their faces to get too close together. #romance

Finallyyyyyyy it’s morning again and a new day.

Since Eda can’t see Cenk (good, he’s so boring), she agrees to fill in as a flight attendant for Melo, who’s side job is for a private plane company.

Now. This should not be a thing. Eda was in college to be a landscape architect and now works as a florist for her aunt... Where has she learned any relevant skills to work as a flight attendant?? Presumably nowhere. And I really don’t think a private plane company would be so easygoing about just having a random person fill in to cover for her friend?

But does this show care about that? What do you think...

Also, instead of the standard white shirt, black skirt uniform requirements, the girls decide that this skimpy dress and heels is fine? Hmmm

Also lol @ Melo for assuming that the client who wants jasmine tea and fruit salad is probably a woman. And her telling Eda that the PRIVATE JET COMPANY would in fact have its own tea was very random and unnecessary.

Back at the Bolat house compound, we meet the parents: Aydan and Alptekin. We’ll see them again later. Selin’s engagement party is today.

Meanwhile Eda is just.... being a flight attendant, I guess??? And who could possibly be the passenger she has to take care of? Take a wild guess. Of course it’s Serkan Bolat.

And of course that tiny dress (THAT ALSO HAS A LEG SLIT?? WHY?? I really don’t need to see her vagina) looks very practical and professional... not! (Hande Erçel is a gorgeous human, and the dress looks good on her, don’t get me wrong. BUT THIS IS SITUATIONALLY INCORRECT ATTIRE). Also him just folding his vest and then social distancing from it... K? 😂

Eda panics and doesn’t want Serkan to see her and runs away back to her seat pod thing - Serkan takes issue with his fruit salad for ~plot reasons~ (EDIT: I’ve been informed that it’s because there was a strawberry in his fruit salad and since he’s allergic, of course it needed to be fixed. Why doesn’t the plane have a note of that??) and comes back to find this mystery flight attendant.

Eda is very stressed out about this encounter and is also starting to have a panic attack because, surprise, she’s also claustrophobic.

After Serkan calms her down, they have a cute/civil conversation for the rest of the flight.

When they land, Eda realizes they’re on an island 2h45min away from Istanbul and she isn’t sure what to do with herself (How did she not already know where they were going, as the FLIGHT ATTENDANT??? So may red flags with this private jet company).

Serkan convinces Eda to come with him and she can hang out at the beach while he’s at Selin’s engagement party.

At the engagement party we finally meet Selin’s fiancé Ferit. He’s sweet and non-threatening and clearly insecure about Serkan being Selin’s ex.

This dress/skirt outfit Selin is wearing isn’t terrible, but it doesn’t scream rich socialite to me. Anything with feathers seems... a bit tacky/too showy? Like someone pretending to be rich? Idk, this outfit isn’t one I’m going to really take a stand on.

Does this engagement party warrant being a 2h45 min flight away? No. They try to explain it away as the couple wanting to have something small and private, even though they also invite the press?? But okay whatever, as long as Serkan and Eda cross paths again, I suppose.

Kaan Karadağ has been mentioned a couple times in passing, but now we finally meet our “villain.” Ferit’s friend, and Serkan & Selin’s childhood acquaintance, who has it out for Serkan bc he somehow bankrupted Kaan’s dad? Idk and I don’t really care but tl;dr they’re enemies.

Another thing I love about Turkish dramas is the censoring. Like, they’ll allow alcohol to be on screen, but they won’t say the word and they’ll just blur out the bottle and any liquid that we’d assume is alcoholic 😂

In the evening, Serkan is tired and wants to leave and Ferit snidely jokes about how Serkan is too picky to have a fiancé of his own. Serkan flashes back to 1 entire day ago when he and Eda pretended to be dating at his business meeting, and says that actually he is engaged to someone and then peaces out.

Serkan finds Eda on the beach, and they are preparing to leave when a crowd of people (Selin, Ferit, and Kaan mainly), arrive to get a peek at Serkan’s new “fiancé.” Eda very reluctantly plays along (good thing she has that unnecessarily sexy “work” dress to help her look the part) and Serkan notices that for the first time ever, Selin is jealous of another woman. #drama

After they finally escape the crowd, Serkan makes an annoyed Eda an offer: Pretend to be his fiancé for the 2 months leading up to Selin’s wedding so he can get them to break up and prevent Ferit marrying into the company. In return, he will pay all the fees to help her complete her last year of studies in Italy.

Eda refuses, stating that she doesn’t want anything from him, and besides she has a boyfriend (Sure Jan; Cenk is such a joke). They have it out and then fly back to Istanbul. But of course the gossips at the engagement have spread the news of Serkan’s new woman so the paparazzi corner them at the airport when they land.

So glad that we got to see this random mechanic find out the news (???)

They escape the cameras and Serkan takes her home, saying that Art Life has a press conference tomorrow, and she should come so he can save face and tell everyone that she was his assistant accompanying him for work to the party. Eda agrees.

It should also be mentioned that Serkan still doesn’t know her name at this point?? She refused to tell him and Engin still hasn’t sent him the names of the scholarship candidates so it’s a bit miraculous that their relationship was at all believable.

The next day, Cenk wants to meet but Eda has to go to the press conference. The girls come too for whatever reason, and Melo is convinced that Cenk wants to propose. Eda just lets that fantasy take hold (why tho?), and Cenk shows up unexpectedly right before the press conference and takes Eda into the nearby hotel’s cafe so they can talk.

Eda seems ready for a proposal (they haven’t seen each other or really communicated in months??) but Cenk wants to break up. Eda is shocked (???) but then Cenk mentions that he has a new girlfriend from Italy that he adores, and oh by the way, it’s the creepy girl from the other night who also happens to be here right now?

Okay fine, I guess??? Cenk: “She’s doesn’t speak Turkish” Girlfriend: *clearly a Turkish actress*

Eda is upset that he brought his jealous girlfriend with him to break up with her and says something about how actually, she’s seeing Serkan Bolat now (maybe it’s just me being someone who doesn’t follow tabloids, but are business people really that popular in every day society where everyone knows who they are?). Cenk laughs at Eda, saying that everyone wants to be with Serkan Bolat, and that she’s bluffing.

Eda makes an impulsive decision, and walks away, over to where Serkan has started the press conference. And seals their fate as fake dating in the public eye.

Queue confetti. No really.

And there we have it. That’s the episode!

In all seriousness, it’s a pretty great pilot, especially for a romcom. It hits all the right beats, includes enough tropes, and tells us a lot about what we should expect in the episodes going forward. And no matter how much I make fun of it, I really do enjoy this show! It’s been such a nice distraction from Current Events. I’ve spent a lot of time watching these episodes just saying “oh my god” out loud to myself as I watch all of the cute/romantic gestures that give me a lot of second hand embarrassment (I forget that PDA makes me kinda uncomfortable 😂).

There wasn’t actually that much terrible fashion in this episode, which I didn’t notice until my rewatch. If I continue with this series of posts, I’m hoping they’ll end up being less plot-centric, and more about the situationally inappropriate outfits and strange subtitling choices.

See you next time?

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raksh-writes · 3 years

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Just finished chap 30 of LitA!!! Finallyyyyyyy 😂 Writing is so slow going these days, oh my, but the chap's done at 9k and I'm satisfied ^^ It's mostly a transition chapter, but it has a very tasty treat at the end, a tease for chap 31, so I think it makes up for it 😂

And it also means I can update soon! Not sure if I'll be able tonight, I've been having some hypersensitivity issues with light since Saturday and with sounds today too, ugh, so I might not be able to do much more ;/ It's better than yesterday at least, so I hope it's gonna go away by tomorrow/thursday and I'll be able to edit and post chap 29 before my trip to the city to get my uni diploma on friday ^^

So, that's an update for LitA's progress! But then I have some plans for other things, like maybe the Spn crossover and the second part to my Modern a/b/o AU 👀 But we'll see how it goes ^^ Def let me know what y'all would like best!

#Raksh posts #Raksh's writing ramblings #LitA ramblings #LitA update #maybe it'll get better in a few hours #when it gets dark outside #for now I have my blinds pulled down but it doesn't do that much with full sun out xd #my cousin also wanted to go to town on bikes today but I dont feel well enough for it #hopefully I'll be well enough tomorrow for it and we'll go early in the day before the worst heat #gotta get out of the house more xd #I'd love to update tonight but doing all the edits at once might be too much #fingers crossed for tomorrow ^^#cause thursday's afternoon is the trip to the city with my cousin #I'll be staying at her fam's place and then we'll go into the city on friday to get my diploma and just wander around ;p #its gonna be nice so I just hope I'll start feeling better too #few hours in trains are not so preferable but I'll have my fanfics to read 😂 or maybe I'll even take a book hah #anyway that's for an update! and when I post chap 29 I'll have to decide what to focus on next 😂#ngl might go right for rewriting the Mating part - I've been waiting too long for it 😂#now I'll prob go get smth to eat and watch Spn in the dark until I feel better 😂

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aces-to-apples · 3 years

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I HAVE

FINISHED

THE RAREPAIR EXCHANGE FIC

FUCKING

FINALLYYYYYYY

#by apples #writing is hard yo #adventures in writing this bullshit

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bipercabeth · 3 years

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Alright I don’t even care if you answer this but I have to get it out I’m live tweeting ch 10 but like not because this isn’t twitter

I love Grover so much man soooooo much LMAO with the nose kiss I CANNOT

Omfg fIvE yEaRs?!?!,?!,?,,?!!,! jfc

the growing thing is so accurate my grandfather tells me I’ve lost weight literally every time I see him like if he was ever telling the truth I would be a skeleton by now

Oh god fking finally ajdjtbejsjfbfhe a KISS

Me too Grover me too boi I feel ya (dekntbejxbf he’s PROUD? You’ve killed me) (I feel like I’m gonna burst into tears Grover is the biggest mood in the world)

THERE ARE PICTURES AHAHAHAHA

I actually just squealed. I sound like a pig. Send help

Matt Sloan is such a douche I strongly empathise with percy’s sentiments lmao

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW wait why is it bad that his mom is up there

I STAN SALLY JACKSON SO MUCH SHE COULD STAB ME AND I WOULD THANK HER I’m confused tho why did annabeth think she would be mad lol? It’s sally

About (*dam) time is right man finallYYYYYYY

bitxh you do it he has earned it annabeth is a savage

Walking really slow towards it slower than me when I occasionally used to have an excuse to be late to PE and it was 1500 day

the awkwardness is 👌🏽 THE SEX PACT THING AHA

a very slow walk home haha

oh god the five years thing jfc really? five? even canon percabeth didn’t take that long xD

omg I’m dying two years and 73964 words to finish the slow burn part you really meant it huh

Ok I legitimately did not stop smiling for the whole (11k? 10k?) words of this chapter I am grinning like a LOON because you are such a good writer <3 this was a longass but fulfilling! journey I am so glad I read this and my cheeks are honest to god hurting from the smiling I cannot deal it’s like when you put a vampire in the sun the joy is melting me into a (happy) pile of ashes

I am a pile of happy ashes (why does that sound so funny)

stay safe xx <<3333333333333

lmao i admire ur dedication. as for the bit about sally, i don’t care how cool someone’s mom is, if i jump their son’s bones in front of hundreds of people and have to do a wet walk of shame up the steps, i would NOT be able to look them in the eye

#iris messages #paynomindtomyidiocy

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thecrowclubsmanager · 4 years

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May I present you my first obsession of 2020:

I’ve just finished The Witcher and........

...... I just loooved all the bittersweet remarks !!!!! and gosh the musics were so important, we could recognise each themes, I loved that.

And theeeen move on onto the one and only, most annoying yet incredible bard of all time: his name is Jaskier

Seriously he made me laugh so hard and sing so loud in my apartment lmaooo I am glad my roommate’s not here. But also .. It was heartbreaking watching Geralt yelled and telling him awful things like BITCH DO NOT THINK I WILL NOT COME FOR YOU

Then we have princesse Ciri and Dara (I love you homie 💓). I liked their relationship, they were so cute and kind with each other until... you all know what I mean.

NEEEEEXT

Yennefer !!!! I am soooo confused : I have such mixed feelings for her AND I am not sure I am a big fan of her relationship with Geralt BUT they seem so happy around each other :///

she is a badass b*tch but like... she is sooo manipulative since the day 1 I am like 😬😬😬k gurl😬😬😬😬 anyway she is goddam!!!!!! powerful and we like that here

FINALLYYYYYYY (I know it’s long I’m sorry I am tired and can’t really think straight (lol) right now)

Geraaaaalt of Rivia you big sexy old man

He sooooo 🥵 I can’t!!!!! Anyway. I just shipped his bromance with Jaskier so much they’re sooo adorable

But I was so anxious about the whole “will he made it? Will he find ***????” And was like “damn bro you serious ?” on last episode because REALLY ? AFTER ALL THIS YOU RUN AWAY ?

Anyway he’s so soft !!!!! like you know he’s suuuuch a teddy bear 🥰🥰🥰

ALLLLLRIGHT that’s it. I think it’s a great show, well played/portrayed & with good old sarcasm which I love so yeah I’m definitely looking forward season 2!!!!

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #witcher geralt #yennerfer #witcher ciri #jaskier the bard #netflix #loved this #next season already please #i am so tired

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whatiputonmyface · 6 years

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Margaret’s Summer Product Diary

MORNING

I wake up at around 8:00 am, which, to paraphrase the president, is my personal Vietnam. I feed my plump cat, Clementine (catnip banana for scale), and then head into the bathroom, screaming at my Google Home to play my shower jams playlist. I drink a full bottle of water while waiting for the shower to get hot.

First I wash my hair with Drybar Blonde Ale Brightening Shampoo; it’s violently purple and helps neutralize the brassy tones from bleaching my naturally brown hair. I follow up with Rita Hazan Ultimate Shine Gloss in Breaking Brass. Both of these products are a bit drying, so once a week I use Rita Hazan Weekly Remedy Treatment. This two-step conditioner is the shit. My hair has never felt so soft and healthy – I was forcing coworkers to touch it all day after my first use.

I cleanse my chest and back with the Body Shop’s Tea Tree Skin Clearing Body Wash (hooray for sweaty summer breakouts), and wash my face with Ole Henriksen Oil Control Cleanser.

When I get out of the shower I wrap my hair in an old t-shirt, because the internet told me to. I immediately apply La Neige Lip Sleeping Mask to my perpetually chapped lips.

I start my skincare with Belif Hydra Sebum Control Essence. It smells delicious, and I like patting it on, but it doesn’t really control oil that much. Then I apply a couple drops of The Ordinary’s Salicylic Acid 2% Solution all over my face.

As you can see in my picture, I have a lot of hyperpigmentation due to sun exposure when I was an idiot teenager. I’m currently on the hunt for a vitamin C serum, suggestions welcome!

The salicylic acid is topped off with a very thin layer (like, a pea-sized amount for my whole face) of Belif Aqua Bomb because it’s hot and I turn into a greasy swamp monster with anything heavier. It smells just as good as the essence.

IT ME.

Okay, skincare’s done! On to makeup. I refill my water bottle. Drinking 32 ounces of water every morning has… maybe helped my skin?

I smooth on CoverFX Mattifying Primer with Anti-Acne Treatment, which provides a great smooth base and also mattifies and provides even more salicylic acid to incinerate zits.

On my eyelids, brow bone, under-eye and cheekbone I apply CoverFX Illuminating Primer; I got it as a sample but I’m way too ~naturally dewy~ to use it all over. It provides a very subtle glow to the eye area and plays well under eyeshadow. In the summer, I use it in lieu of eye cream during the day.

I use Tarte BB Tinted Treatment Primer as foundation. I want to use this the rest of my life: it’s mattifying, pore-minimizing, covers quite well, AND has SPF. It should be called a foundation, not a primer, TBH.

Why yes, I DO use three primers. I’m a prime bitch.

A couple dark marks are still visible, so I dot on Nars Creamy Concealer in Custard (not pictured). I’ll set all that with Too Faced Peach Perfect Setting Powder, which actually smells like peaches, and tastes very nice if you get some in your mouth. I do blush and bronzer after setting powder because otherwise it makes me look washed out.

Then I apply blush (Tarte Amazonian Clay 12-Hour Blush in Paaaarty, which was the Sephora birthday gift last year, and it is Fine), and contour a bit with a matte bronzer (Benefit Hoola, also a sample). (Blend that fucking neck!!!!)

To finish off my facial canvas, I sweep Fenty Beauty Killawatt Freestyle Highlighter in Hu$tla Baby on my cheekbones and orbital area. I am now Rihanna.

This is exhausting.

Most days I use Too Faced Sweet Peach Eyeshadow Palette; today I’ve used a pretty rose gold shade from it. I then do a small cat eye using Kat Von D’s Tattoo Liner; when I’m dead, I want tattoo liners scattered on my grave every Christmas. I follow up with Too Faced Better Than Pizza Sex Mascara, which is fine but not really worth the hype to me? Again, it was a sample. I subscribe to Sephora Play and use whatever mascara they send every couple of months.

Side note: I seem to have a lot of Too Faced in my routine, but somehow did not pay for any of it.

The last step in my makeup regimen is also my least favorite: brows. I have sparse brows that seem to grow straight down. Using an eyeliner brush & small strokes, I apply ELF Eyebrow Kit gel in Light. I try not to make my brows too dark, and follow up with Benefit’s Gimme Brow.

All this time, my hair has been air drying. I got a keratin treatment a couple months ago, but it’s starting to wear off, which means my not-so-luscious locks are starting to get puffy and frizzy again. I attempt to smooth things a bit with IGK’s Mistress Hydrating Hair Balm, and then blast my roots with the blow dryer. I end up twisting my hair into a topknot to ensure it looks really horrible later.

Finally, I brush my teeth and dab on Nars Velvet Matte Lipstick Pencil in Cruella, a bright red that looks like a rosy lip stain if used sparingly.

Here I am! I don’t know how to pose?!

FINALLYYYYYYY, at 9:00ish, I go to work. I am a sweaty swamp monster from the second I enter the subway station.

MIDDAY

Blot blot blot blot blot with those toilet seat protector things. It’s the only decent ~life hack~ I’ve seen on Buzzfeed.

Makeup is holding up well, aside from lipstick (I forgot to bring it to reapply) and hair looks less terrible than expected. I drink 3-4 bottles of water at work.

EVENING

I leave the office around 7:00 pm. During warmer months I walk about 2 miles home through Central Park. It’s the most beautiful and relaxing commute, but the downside is I arrive home with a wicked case of boob sweat.

I throw my hair into a bun and hop into the shower again to cleanse my body and soul of sweat and general NYC grossness. While I’m in there I wash my face with the same Ole Henriksen Oil Control Cleanser.

Clementine guards me whilst I bathe.

After showering, I lube my body up with Eucerin. While that soaks in, I stand naked in the middle of the apartment and get stoned.

Before bed, I remove any lingering eye makeup with a couple drops of The Ordinary’s Moroccan Argan Oil (not pictured), and use a cotton ball to apply The Ordinary’s Glycolic Acid 7% Toning Solution. This toner RULES, and is frequently sold out, because it is a HUGE bottle and only eight goddamn dollars, and a dupe for Glossier’s toner.

Continuing on The Ordinary train, I pat-pat-pat a few drops of Hyaluronic Acid 2% + B5 into my face, and follow up with The Ordinary’s Niacinamide 10% + Zinc 2% serum. Niacinamide is great for treating acne, but isn’t in a lot of products yet. It’s anti-inflammatory and this serum can be worn under makeup.

Once again I apply Belif’s Aqua Bomb and then smear on Estee Lauder’s Advanced Night Repair Eye Cream. It’s kind of greasy, but I believe eye cream is a scam and refuse to spend money on it. Samples only for this gal. I’m so fiscally responsible!

After all this is complete, I brush my teeth, braid my hair and get in bed at about 10:30. Goodnight!

#beauty skincare makeup theordinary deciem belif narscosmetics #too faced coverfx

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