i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.
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i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest
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Inferiority complex
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"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.
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Carl Phillips, from “Civilization”, Then the War: And Selected Poems, 2007-2020
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I WASN’T A BAD DOG
I WAS A SCARED DOG
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Picture by Daniel Hernanz Ramos
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tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here
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someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky
me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:
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— you can just tell they had the most fun time filming monkey man too. dev patel the multitalented and gorgeous man that you are.
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would you mind explaining the “and me i feel also not so good” thing? i tried looking it up without luck 😔
phrases that stick in your mind like tar to an unfortunate paleolithic beast
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