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thebekashow · 2 months
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more rpdworld doodles because yes.
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i'm feeling in a goofy mood today >:)
feat a sequel to og axels maid conundrum
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muzzleroars · 4 months
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alangdorf · 3 months
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Welp, the ref lineup still isn’t done cause I haven’t drawn Shion yet, and the belated valentines I’ve been working on are gonna be like at least a month late cause I just planned three more, but what I did do these past couple weeks is start writing a fanfic and then immediately abandon it to go draw a bunch of only tangentially-related suzutsubas (except for that first pic; that’s a scene from it, albeit one I haven’t written yet), only half of which are fit for public posting (one of ‘em I could make a few edits and feel ok about posting sometime; it’s not that out there, it’s just, y’know. Hamal Cine Bad End Hyperbolic Torture Chamber. I’m usually very “whatever happens happens” about my art but if I don’t show some restraint I know I’ll end up stuck in there forever), but hey, since I’ve been teasing them for ages and finally have some finished stuff with them, take a couple Suzumii! Also gonna ramble abt headcanons under the cut (and it will be LONG)
To begin, a note abt my Len’en gender/pronoun headcanons: as a they/them preferrer myself, I’m thrilled that most people just stick with those for everyone, but I’ve developed some more detailed headcanons as I go through working on designs and I’ll generally be using those. Don’t worry though, most of them are still nonbinary and basically all of them are trans/gq. Relevant ones for this post are Tsubakura: they/them nonbinary (transmasc to some degree) and Suzumi: cis female, question mark?? (to be elaborated on); for clarity’s sake I usually use she/her for Arde and Hamal Cine individually and plural they for the system collectively (also I don’t usually use their nicknames, dunno why), but singular they for Benet (the wiki says Benny is probably short for Benetnasch so I’m assuming that’s their actual name) for reasons which will also be elaborated on (sort of).
Aaalso this clearly isn’t autobiographical or anything but I think I’m subconsciously putting a lot of myself into Suzumi because 1) we do look pretty similar (brown wavy bob + blue eyes) and 2) given their current status as both the main antagonist and the most well-known plural Len’en character (I get the impression that Hooaka also being plural isn’t super common knowledge; I mean it took me several read-throughs of their wiki page and their dialogue with BPoHC Secret Team to get what they were getting at lol) I am probably way too anxious about doing a bad stereotype. Just an observation and also probably partially why I’ve even ended up with so much headcanon for them in the first place
And before I get into the thick of it, notes on derivations from canon: I’m running with the assumption that Suzumi being a system is a relatively recent development tied to whatever incident it was that caused the falling-out, since Tsubakura is like the only person who seems at all familiar with Hamal (including Mitori/Chouki/Fumikado, but they’re more easily explained away as just having met with one of the other alters the few times they’ve interacted) even though she’s supposedly usually the one fronting. They don’t seem to know the mechanics of it though, judging by their confusion when Arde implied that she and Hamal are different people. So basically, I’ll be referring to pre-incident Suzumi as a different character from any of the other three. (Ngl I am very influenced by Dissociation Constant on that and just in general [when will my wife The One and Only Suzutsuba Fic return from the war…..]) I was also debating whether to have Suzumi have any history with the gang before starting to work at the lab/whether stuff would happen around high school or college age, cause they keep referring to everything happening “a long time ago” and I know I, a 24-year-old, feel like stuff that happened five years ago was like yesterday, but I do have the pandemic and not really doing much of anything for most of that time to reckon with so like, eh. College age makes more sense in my head and so does the dynamic of like, Suzumi was only introduced into the friend group (she was acquainted w Hoojiro and Yabu already though bc lab) because she was dating Tsubakura and since that ended, and badly (understatement of the century), they have extremely little reason to be civil with each other and also interacting at all is really awkward.
Ok now on with it! Either end of high school or beginning of college, Suzumi ends up interning at Tsubakura’s lab for college credit (Tsuba’s already practically a department head despite being like 17 or something because. Idk. Who even knows what’s up with them) and she’s like. Only wears t-shirts and jeans (bought a bunch of khakis for this job though), [reading] glasses from the men’s section, hates leaving her hair down (it’s lab safety anyways). Repressed queer in denial, you know the type. Starts interacting a lot with Mx. Tsubakura “wears short shorts that everybody thinks are actually a skirt and also uses ore and omae almost exclusively” Enraku who seems to have everything all figured out and is immediately starstruck (GIRL WHY?? they are such a mess). Lots of “do I want to date them or do I want to be them” confusion (this will be relevant later); eventually evolves into the “am I trans or just a lesbian” question (not that they would need to be attracted to women to be into Tsubakura but you get the picture), which never quite gets answered.
In any case, they do eventually start dating (Tsubakura thinks she’s cute and smart so they reciprocate), and they’re not like super great together cause Tsubakura is emotionally constipated at the best of times (Suzumi’s into that though) and neither of them are the most mentally/emotionally healthy people even back then and also Tsubakura is more or less Suzumi’s boss which is weird, but they’re kind of ok??? Tsubakura’s mom dies at some point, also they move in together (college housing is expensive), the rest of the crew at the very least tolerate Suzumi, etcetera.
And then…! [insert catastrophic event here]!! I don’t have a shot to call on this yet cause I have no idea what it could’ve been (and I’m sure it’ll get revealed at some point anyways); I’m just banking on it being something extremely not mundane and something where you could reasonably set the blame on either (or neither) party cause they sure both seem convinced the other is way worse, huh! In Tsubakura’s case at least, blaming Suzumi is partially a defense mechanism so their self-loathing doesn’t get the better of them over it (guess what the fic was supposed to be about, lol).
The worst part of all this business though is that they DON’T break up over it immediately and it just makes everything orders of magnitude worse for everyone involved. Tsubakura and Arde have hate sex MORE THAN ONCE………… they would both really rather forget about it. Hamal thinks it’s hilarious, ofc, but the less said about her, the better. And Benet… exists??? The only idea that I’m running off of for them atm is the observation that I think they’re the only character with flat black eyes other than Tsubakura/Tsurubami and the subsequent idle thought, “hey if someone malded so hard about a breakup that they ended up with an introject of their ex would that be messed up or what?” So make of that what you will. (Oh and it may have been obvious that this is what I was going for but Hamal is femme and Arde is butch and they’re constantly squabbling abt aesthetic presentation. Having Arde be straight-up male would’ve been too straightforward of an interpretation and I think it’s funnier this way)
The canonically mentioned murder attempts start taking place and I’m leaning towards Tsubakura eventually being convinced to move out even though it was originally their apartment, albeit mostly just because the wikipedia page for house sparrows mentions that they’re known to take over swallows’ nests, usually after they’ve been abandoned, but they will sometimes drive away or kill the current occupants, and that was a very fun fact to come across when specifically doing research for Len’en but idk how else to incorporate it lol. And so on and so forth up until the present time.
Uhhh is that all I have atm? I think so! Anyway, I think I finally shook out all my suzutsuba doodles (and rambling, though I do still have that fic to work on. idk whether I’ll be able to finish it though; I started strong with an extended metaphor in the middle but Iiiii’m not sure if I can successfully write my way up to it while making it make sense. Also I may draw pretty slow but I write even slower!! Eh I’m sure I’ll post some of it sometime) for the time being so I should theoretically be able to finish up my bigger projects now. Maybe I’ll have the valentines ready in time for white day? We’ll see!
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cinnamoneve · 4 months
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𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐞.
heliophile \ ˈhēlēəˌfīl \ (n.) - one attracted to, or adapted to sunlight.
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❆ 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: gojo satoru x fem!reader ❆ 𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: satoru was warm, like the sun. it only took a big social event (and for him to drink a bit) for you to truly see him shine ❆ 𝐰𝐜: 2.3k ❆ 𝐚/𝐧: ough i love him i've been sitting on this for a WHILE !! as always, reblogs n comments are much appreciated <;3 ❆ 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: alcohol consumption ( everyone give a big hand to satoru for drinking !!!! ) and then he throws up from alcohol consumption !!! (emeto warning)
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satoru gojo was an easy man. 
he had a laundry list of things he loved more than life. his students, his pretty little girlfriend; there wasn’t a boundary that existed that his persistent and ever-forward personality couldn’t break into. 
satoru was like the sun, in a way. things just…came alive around him. the chaos he brought with him everywhere he went was so common that it was almost comforting. where bad things happened, satoru fixed them. and wherever he was, the good just followed. his rays of light and entropy reached out and warmed everything it touched. all beings seemed to turn to bask in his very being.
for things he hated? well, there was a list for that too. some more prominent than others, but your favorite thing he seemed to hate was the least offensive of its competition: alcohol.
in the years you two have been together, you couldn’t recall the last time satoru was seen with a drink in his hand, let alone remember if you’d ever seen it. he didn’t mind when other people were drinking, of course (and loved to indulge you when you got a bit too drunk), but never let himself take a sip.
you weren’t sure if it was because of a bad experience in his youth, something in his family, or just a personal experience; it was never right to bring it up.
but you didn’t mind. and tonight was a night worth celebrating, after all.
you and satoru got dressed up to go out with some friends. something about a big mission finally being over. you’ve never seen anyone party as hard as sorcerers do after they finish their job. all you and satoru could do was attend and catch up with colleagues. you’d have a drink, he’d have a mocktail, and all would flow like it normally would.
satoru fiddled with the button on his shirt as you two walked into the venue.
some club that was picked out by someone whose name you forgot–maybe they were from kyoto? you couldn’t really remember. it wasn’t the type of scene you frequented, but a change of pace was very much welcomed. 
your boyfriend’s jittery hands caught your eye as you glanced over at him. his other hand kept you close to his body, but just enough so that you could look up at his face. 
“feelin’ okay, baby?” 
he looks at you a little delayed, nodding before his eyes meet yours to put your mind at ease.
“we don’t have to stay too long, if you don’t wanna hang around,”
“that’s not it,” he starts, and he barely opens his mouth before he’s called over by some colleagues. you continue to look up at him as he greets them with a sweet smile, rubbing your back to soothe your worries.
mmm, not like you believed him, but you did trust him; so you followed him along, walking just ahead of him as his hand guided you towards his colleagues. 
and the colleagues just kept on coming, even inside the club. you’d think satoru worked with, or even saved, every single person in the entire country with the amount of people coming up to you at this party. and he had a story for each and every one of them too–his memory about them all was crazy. it almost made you fall in love with him just a little bit more. he’s interacted with hundreds–no, thousands of people for work. but he always seemed to remember those he had a different kind of impact on. 
it made your head spin a bit. sure, he liked to be grandiose about his adventures and his work, but seeing people back him up about it in the flesh seemed like a big gag that you weren’t let in on. you believed him, but was he really that great? he saved that many people, exorcized how many curses?
admiration poured out for satoru quicker than he could extend out a glass to hold it all. it was heartwarming to see. part of you wished people would treat him like this always, in secret hopes he’d be gentler on himself on the bad days. or maybe they already did, and it just wasn’t enough.
it was hard to hear everyone speaking when you were thinking so loud. you caught yourself staring at your boyfriend for longer than you think was normal.
he was the sun. the burning, beautiful, sustaining sun. people turned to him instinctively like sunflowers do when they want to flourish. like the sun, it felt like satoru was bound to detonate at any point–by the time you knew, it’d be over already. fleeting, warm, quick, yet merciless. 
do the people basking in his warmth know that it’s the warmth of a man who lit himself on fire?
mankind could never land on the sun. you’d burn up before you could even truly appreciate it. maybe these people were appreciating him from a safe distance. close enough, but never close enough to scald themselves or be swallowed up in the atmosphere. 
if he was the sun, you weren’t sure what that makes you.
a close planet orbiting nearby? an asteroid? maybe you’re a lone astronaut, untethered in the vastness of it all. with the sun loving you from afar, as it usually does. 
you weren’t sure if you liked the answer, or the implication of it all. it was time for a drink. 
when satoru had a spare moment to breathe, you pulled him away to head to the bar and get a drink. you hugged him a little bit tighter than usual, opting to hold onto his arm instead of just his hand.
“you okay there?” he asked.
you nodded, smiling at him and rubbing his arm. you’d thought yourself into a worry, is all, there was no use in getting him mixed up in it as well. 
“i’m okay! just meeting a lot of people tonight,”
“sorry, i’m sure it’s overwhelming, sweetie,”
“i don’t mind it. i like hearing all of your stories from work,”
you reach the bar and he leans on it, looking at you fondly.
“really~? you like hearing all these stories about your big, bad boyfriend saving the day, huh?”
you roll your eyes at him playfully, trying to suppress a smile.
“mmm, it’s gone. you ruined it,”
he cocks his head smiling, drawing a little nonsensical pattern on your arm while he admires you.
maybe you couldn’t be the sun. but you could get as close as you wanted to it. he accepted you into his atmosphere with open arms.
“don’t pretend you don’t love it, baby,”
you look away as the bartender approaches, smiling gently. 
“something like that,”
you place your order, chatting with the bartender about another patron. 
unbeknownst to you, satoru had been approached by a woman he’d worked with many years ago. she greeted him with a warm hug, touch lingering on him a little too long, eyes traveling too south before talking only about what she’s been up to. 
by the time you’d gone back to him with your drink, satoru was holding a small shot glass in hand. 
“i’ve been treated to a shot! lucky me,” he said. 
you shift your eyes between him and the woman across from him, unsure what was going on. before you could decide, satoru was rubbing your lip with a lemon wedge. 
you couldn’t even wipe the juice dribbling from your chin before watching your boyfriend lick salt off the back of his hand and slam back his drink. 
and then he turned to you, grabbing your face to kiss you incredibly obnoxiously in front of this woman. 
it felt like he’d taken all the air out of your lungs. he was electric. 
and he just took a shot, apparently. 
he turns back to the woman, who was still watching—half in disgust.
“you said it was salt, tequila, and lemon for the order, right?” he asked. his hand moved back down to its rightful position hovering just above the shelf of your butt. 
the poor woman could barely speak. it’d become obvious that she’d bought the shot for him, hoping that a mere tequila shot would have him head over heels for her. all she did was nod, a little bit perplexed and a lot a bit embarrassed. 
“thanks for the shot!” 
satoru turned away from the defeated woman, guiding you back towards the bartender on the other end of the counter. 
“feelin’ dangerous tonight, huh?”
“i’m not gonna turn down anything free,” 
you tap your finger on the counter, mulling it over. 
dramatically pouting, you smile up at him, “you hate alcohol though,” 
he smiles down at you, motioning the bartender over. 
“might as well go all in, yeah?”
he orders ‘whatever you’re having,’ opening a tab while taking a sip and wincing at the taste of it. he’s trying, at least, but his dramatics were pulling out all the stops tonight. 
satoru made his way through the party, socializing with nearly every group of people he could find. it was almost as if being alone would kill him. 
you know how sharks continue moving so that they can stay alive? satoru had to have evolved from them. he couldn’t sit still. 
that was the first indication that he’d had too much to drink. his aversion to alcohol left your oh-so-strong boyfriend with the worst alcohol tolerance you’ve ever seen.
one tequila shot with a drink and a half—he’s already thinking hard about every word that comes out of his mouth. 
his hand never left the small of your back. first moving you like a personal shield in front of him when you arrived, he’s now shifted to using you as a point of balance. 
the night flew by when you turned your attention solely on him. you knew he’d be okay, ultimately, and you cut him off before he did anything embarrassing. but seeing him so inebriated was an unfortunate turn of character. 
“ready to go?” you asked. you and satoru were one of the few left, as everyone else had decided to continue the night at a different club. 
you’d figured satoru wouldn’t mind if you cut the night a little bit short. 
“mhm~” 
satoru spoke slowly, eyes closed as he shifted his body weight more onto you. you couldn’t recall how long you’d been sitting in this booth, but you figured you’d fare better back at your apartment. 
you helped him get up, saying goodbye to the remaining sorcerers as you walked the both of you out to the car. 
satoru ran to open your door for you, as he usually did. just a little bit slower, and definitely more intentional this time. 
“baby, you’re too drunk to drive,” you laughed, “c’mon, get in,” 
he looked at the open car door, not hearing a word you just said to him. 
once it’s processed, he closes that door and speed walks to the other side of the car, opening the driver’s side and motioning you to get in. 
all you can do is smile. 
you kiss him on his hand as you pull it off the door. 
“thank you, love”
he looks at you dumbly, waiting for something. 
“can i have a kiss?” 
he didn’t have to ask for permission for that, and you weren’t really sure why he was now. but you were cold, tired, and ready to go to sleep. 
“i’ll give you one if you get in the car and buckle up,”
you’d barely finished the sentence before satoru was running to his side, getting in and buckling up. by the time you’d caught up to him and sat in your own seat, he was leaning over the center console waiting for his prize. 
so stupid, you thought. so cute.
leaning in, you kissed him as if he was made of glass. as he deserved to be kissed. and loved. gently, kindly, softly. he was easy to love. 
he desperately tried to make the kiss deeper, gently moaning into your mouth and speeding up his pace in hopes that you’d catch on. 
you did. you’re a smart one. 
but he didn’t have to know that. 
you let him kiss you as long as he wanted. indulging every swipe of his tongue, answering all of his unsung moans with one of your own, smiling into his mouth so he could taste how happy he made you. 
maybe drunk satoru was good. 
you pulled away. 
“we have to go home, babe,”
satoru hummed in disapproval, dramatically turning out towards the window in defiance. 
“why don’t you love me?”
a little giggle escaped you at his pouting. always so dramatic. 
“sorry, you’re right,” you giggled. you reached for his hand as you began to drive, “i’ll be more considerate in the future,”
“please and thank you,” 
his actions weren’t matching his words. while he threw one of his appropriately nicknamed “toru tantrums,” his fingers found their way to your thigh as he took hold for an ounce of affection. 
you’re convinced he’d explode if he wasn’t touching you for one second. 
the rest of the drive home was uneventful. every five minutes or so, satoru would say “pull over, i’m gonna throw up,” only to follow up with “false alarm!” 
it was hard to believe him after the third time. 
luckily, you both got home in one piece—with no vomit anywhere in sight. you’d consider that a win. 
you help satoru out of the car, his eyes barely open as the two of you walk back into your apartment. 
he quickly turned away from you, throwing up in a bush in the garden outside your building. you rubbed his back gently, trying to soothe him without getting sick yourself. 
it passed, as it always does. but he looks pale, drained, and just a little bit pathetic. 
“i’m just glad it didn’t happen in the car,” he says flatly. 
rather than kicking him while he’s down, you opted for being doting and sweet. 
“feelin’ better now, sweetie?” 
satoru swallows hard, leaning his weight onto you as he struggles to keep his eyes open. 
“i’m never drinking again,”
at least he’s honest, you think, you had to give him that. 
“let’s get to bed, satoru,” you laugh, “i’ll take care of you, ‘kay?”
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bioshook-wynand · 10 months
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Since my friend and I are playing Bioshock 1, i wanted to share some of the things that have happened so far:
- We sat and watched the plane fully sink
- "OUGH?!" < her reaction to the giant Ryan statue
- Right off the bat she didn't trust Atlas and said his wife and child aren't real
- Every security bot is named Jeff
- The wrench is also Jeff(rey Bezos)
- We spent 30 minutes trying to get to Steinman because I forgot I has to throw the bombs at the debris blocking the entrance
- We went through 4 nitro splicers before I realized something wasn't right. I do this everytime. I literally replayed Bioshock like 2 weeks ago and forgot how to do that
- I've died more times in this playthrough than I ever have in Bioshock 1
- Keeps asking me if Atlas is evil, I keep telling her no and that he's my babygirl
- I've been spoon feeding her Atlas propaganda so hopefully she'll trust him by the end
- LOVES the little sisters, terrified of big daddys. She screamed the first time we had to fight one
- I tried to get the first bouncer stuck behind the register in the Medical Bay, but absolutely shredded him before I could
- The women were too stunned to speak
- We sat under the floor of the McCracken Crab trying to kill a Rosie. I died.
- I also hid under the floor of the Fisheries and smacked Splicers that walked overhead
- I got killed by a (different) Rosie like 5 times before I finally killed her
- Also ran from the third Rosie repeatedly before I finally killed him
- She chose target dummy for our first real plasmid
- I've only ever used it when losing control of the plasmids. So I've only used it once-
- Me: God I hate Andrew Ryan
Her: Bash his brains in
Me: *Hephaestus flashbacks* Oh I'm gonna
- Spider splicer: *angry screeching*
Me: New wife for you
Her: Great, thanks
- Hates it everytime I say "Snappies"
- I spent way too long looking for the final spider splicer before realizing I could take a picture of a dead one
- She did trust Peach Wilkins though (Somehow??)
- "I've got a really bad feeling about this" intensifies
- Yelled "THIS IS YOUR MAN⁉️" When Atlas walked out and almost missed Ryan's speech and the splicers bc of it
- Predicted the sub would blow up, but was shocked when it actually did
- I think she begrudgingly trusts Atlas now, his acting is peak
- I also went on a 2 minute rant about him and she made fun or me the entire time
- *finds a crawlspace full of Atlas posters*
Me: Oh my god, this is where I live!!
Her: NO
Me: With my Atlas posters and my.. Pistol bullets??
Her: N O !!
- #1 Langford stan (she's in love with her)
- Got jumpscared by the Houdini splicer that appears behind you (We both screamed)
- I was laughing bc his shadow was looming over us, then slowly turned around and we had a staring contest before I finally shot him in the face
- I've literally never seen him just sit there before?? He always disappeared as soon as I turned around. Wild
- She compared Langford writing the code on the window to 11307 from Danganronpa (iykyk)
- Cue disappointed sighing (Not really, I laughed really hard)
- This entire playthrough has just been me aggressively hitting on Atlas and her reevaluating our friendship
- Not even the posters are safe
- "Who is Atlas?"
Me: My husband
Her: UGH
- Saying "This is for me!!" every time I see an Atlas poster
- She is genuinely considering killing me
- Made me harvest a little sister to see what would happen 😔 We reloaded tho it's okay
- I've found so many secrets in this playthrough, including a vent that goes to a meat locker in the Farmers Market
- It felt like I was getting chased by everyone in Rapture while trying to make the Lazarus Vector
- I also (somehow) shot the big daddy in Langford's office while fighting splicers
- That was terrifying
- *Enters Fort Frolic* Me: It's about to get real silly
- I've been hyping up Cohen this entire time because I knew she would like him
- Unfortunately, she does
- She gagged at the "expectant mama" line
- Got jumpscared AGAIN by the splicer in the basement of Sinclair Spirits
- "SINCLAIR WHAT THE FUCK"
- I can never find the record store when I play Bioshock, this time was no different
- I gave up and went after Hector instead
- When we met Silas Cobb she yelled "KITTENS??"
- She agrees Silas is a discord mod
- We spent like 2 minutes straight trying to catch Hector and Silas
- I also got jumped by a bunch of splicers every time I tried to kill a bouncer
- She lost it at Cohen walking down the stairs
- "HIS GAY ASS WALK"
- I smacked Cohen after his speech and immediately ran
That's all so far, but we'll hopefully play some more this week!
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makerofmadness · 1 year
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Kirby and the Forgotten Land: Run Into the New World! Chapter ☆1: Through the Vortex into a New World!
“Ugh... ough...”
Kirby opened his eyes.
Right in front of his eyes was grainy, white sand. The peaceful whooshing sound of waves could be heard. 
Kirby quickly got up to his feet and gave a look around at his surroundings.The waves were breaking on the white sandy shore and retreating back into the sea. Just a short distance away from the foreshore grew brightly colored grass and many trees full of leaves. 
“Hmm?... Where am I?... I... uh...”
There, he finally recalled being sucked up by the mysterious vortex.
“Guess I blacked out after getting caught up in that vortex thingy. What happened to Waddle Dee?”
Kirby began walking around, looking all over the place restlessly. However, it didn't seem Bandana Waddle Dee was anywhere nearby. He didn’t see any of the other Waddle Dees, or any of the other residents of Dream Land either.
Kirby turned his back on the ocean and made his way into the expanse of trees. 
The sound of waves gave way to the sound of tree leaves swaying in the wind. The dim forest extended out far and wide. Kirby continued walking deeper and deeper into the forest.
“It’s really quiet in here...  Wonder if anyone else is here...”
Just as he started feeling just a tiny bit forlorn...
He could see a bright light coming from the end of the forest.
 Kirby gave a sigh of relief and started running for the end.
And then- the moment he got out of the forest, Kirby shouted:
“WOAH! COOL!”
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He almost couldn’t believe his own eyes at the sight spread out before him. There were many tall things that looked like pillars standing there, reaching all the way up to the sky. The ground was hardened and perfectly leveled, with a white line drawn on it.
“What a strange town...!”
Kirby broke into a run, absolutely spellbound. 
As he approached the pillar-like structures, he began to notice the many doors and windows which one would be able to enter through. 
Kirby finally realized they weren’t pillars at all, they were buildings.
“Wow, these houses are huge! Who’s living in them? Heyyy, HEYYY!”
However, there was no response.
Upon further inspection, the window glass was cracked, and the walls were covered in cracks. The floors were covered in weeds. 
“Is anybody here?...”
Kirby entered one of the buildings.
Inside, it was completely silent. As he looked around the building, he saw a single car parked at the far end. 
“A car... Is it gonna move?”
When Kirby approached, suddenly, three pairs of ears poked up out from behind the top of the car. Three fuzzy animals poked their heads out.
Encountering this world’s inhabitants for the first time made Kirby happy.
“Hello! My name is Kirby. If you don’t mind me asking, where-”
However, the three animals glared at Kirby and growled:
“Grrrrrrrr...”
Kirby was confused.
“Huh? Ummm... are you mad at me? Why-”
Without warning, the trio of fuzzy creatures pounced.
“WaitwaitwaitwaitWHAT?! Stop, don’t do this!”
Kirby tried to stop them, but the beasts’ desire to fight bore like fangs. With such circumstances, he had no choice but to fight.
“Alright then...!”
Kirby sucked in a lot of air.
His signature inhale.
“Grrrr?!
The beasts, facing this inhale attack for the first time, were frozen like a deer in headlights. In desperate attempt not to be sucked up, they dug their short paws into the ground with a firm stance. 
Whoooooosh!
Without letting up, Kirby continued to inhale. 
It was there that something unexpected happened:
The car behind the beasts, wobbling so much that Kirby wondered if it was floating, came off the ground straight toward Kirby.
Kirby panicked. There was no way something that big could fit inside his mouth!...
However, the moment he was hit by it, Kirby’s mouth stretched out wider than one would think possible. 
Enough to suck in the entire car.
“Nggggg?!”
The next moment, the car was stuffed in Kirby’s mouth.
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At such an unexpected event, Kirby darted his eyes about in shock and confusion.
“Ng... gggg... ngng?”
Although he couldn’t talk, he didn’t feel any pain.
Kirby’s form had taken the shape of the car.
This- should it be called Car Mouth?
New world, new ability??
Caught off-guard observing the impact, the three beasts backed up. 
“Grrrr...”
“Gr...”
They were trembling, faces frozen in shock. 
If they were able to talk, they likely would’ve said, “What even is this guy...?” Oh crap!”
The moment Kirby glanced over at them, the three creatures jumped and fled the scene yelping.
“N... ng... ng?”
Kirby, about to chase after them, noticed a few things:
The way he was now, Kirby’s body had taken on the shape of the car. Tires underfoot. 
As he tried to drive, he picked up noticeable speed.
With that force, he broke through the wall, jumping out into the outside.
Road full of cracks, sharp hills, nothing special.
Without axels or breaks or handles, Kirby began his wonderful drive.
~
Bathing in the radiant sun rays, Kirby pleasantly continued driving. Crossing the bridge over a large stream, dashing down the highway, to wherever the road would lead him. He was so happy, he wished he could sing.
As he continued on his merry drive, Kirby, noticing small shadows passing across the sky, glanced up.
More birds than he could count were flying overhead.  
With the talons of their feet, they appeared to be gripping something: Small cages.
And what they were carrying inside those cages...?
Kirby strained his eyes, before the realization hit him:
Inside the cages were Waddle Dees. 
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Dozens of Waddle Dees, held inside the cages, were being carried off.
“The Waddle Dees...!” Kirby shouted without thinking, overcome with surprise. There, the car came rolling out of Kirby’s mouth, taking him out of Car Mouth mode.
Back in his normal form, Kirby’s mind was set on chasing after that flock. 
“Waaait!!”
However, the birds moved quickly. Soon they were completely out of sight.
The moment Kirby skidded to a halt, he could hear a faint voice:
“Heeeelp! Help me!!”
Someone was calling for help.
“...that way!”
Kirby began to run in the direction of the voice.
His destination was a small town. 
No- it was what used to be a small town, it seemed. The buildings had all been destroyed, reduced to piles of rubble. Scattered here and there were furry animals like the ones from before, running around. In the skies flew the birds who had carried those cages. They seemed to be hunting their prey.
“H-Help meee!!”
Shouting and attempting to run away, was an aqua-colored creature with big ears. Surrounded by beasts, targeted by the birds- clearly he was in a dire situation!
“HEY!!”
Kirby shouted as he ran toward the beasts and birds.
“Grrrr!!”
“Caaww!!”
The beasts and birds, noticing Kirby, all charged to attack at once. However, when Kirby got serious, no one could stand a chance against him. In the blink of an eye, it was no contest. 
Both the beasts and the birds were crying out as they fled the scene. 
The aqua-colored creature, running up close to Kirby, let out a relieved sigh before speaking:
“Phew! You saved me! Thank you...”
However, his look soon turned glum before he continued:
“But what about those other guys, the Waddle Dees? They were all captured! And taken away!”
“Huh? You know the Waddle Dees?” Kirby asked, surprised. “My name’s Kirby, and the Waddle Dees are my friends. What about you?” 
As Kirby said this, the aqua-colored creature shouted with delight:
“You’re Kirby?! Like, the Kirby?! Oh my gosh, the Waddle Dees told me so much about you! I was thinking about how nice it would be to get to meet you someday. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Kirby. I’m Elfilin!”
“Elfilin...”
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“Yeah. I’m friends with the Waddle Dees too. We built this town together, and we lived here happily. But then, they came and attacked us...”
Right that moment, a shout could be heard:
“Kirby! There you are! Wait for meeeeeee!!”
Coming in running, waving his arms around wide, was Bandana Waddle Dee. On his back, he was carrying a long spear.
“Waddle Dee! Thank goodness!”
With a spring in his step, Kirby ran over to him. Full of joy, the two embraced each other tightly.
“So you really came to this world too after all! I missed you so much, Kirby!”
“Yup! I was looking for the Waddle Dees for a while.”
“...a while?”
“Yeah. A while ago, when I got sucked into the vortex, and I woke up on the beach- and after that, I’ve just been doing this for this whole time!”
“...Huh? But that’s... uh, Kirby...”
Bandana Waddle Dee stared at Kirby confusedly.
“Kirby, you said you got sucked into the vortex a while ago...?”
“Uh-huh!”
“We were sucked into the vortex, into this world, way more than a while ago.”
Bandana Waddle Dee spread his arms out.
“We’ve been looking for you and Great King Dedede for... I don’t even know how many days at this point.”
“...what?”
“But we didn’t have any clues at all... that’s when we met Elfilin and became friends with him. Together, we built this town here, and we settled in.”
“...I’m sorry, what?”
Kirby stared blankly, mouth agape, absolutely lost. 
It had been so many days since the Waddle Dees got sucked into the vortex that they were able to build an entire town...?
And yet Kirby had only just gotten to this world a short while ago?
“How did that happen? We all got sucked up together.”
“Yeah... I don’t really know, but...” Bandana Waddle Dee said while pondering, “maybe time got all warped somehow inside the vortex. That’d explain why we both got sucked up at the same time and yet came out at different times and places.”
“Hmm...”
Kirby tried thinking about it, but didn’t understand it any better. Regardless, thinking to go along with what Bandana Waddle Dee had said, he continued the conversation:
“So King Dedede’s not here?”
“...yeah. We got separated in the vortex and still haven’t found him yet.”
Bandana Waddle Dee looked dejected. Kirby, with a cheery voice, tried to lift Bandana Waddle Dee’s spirits.
“It’ll be fine, I’m sure we’ll bump into him sooner or later! Maybe King Dedede just went back to Castle Dedede first, he’s probably just waiting for all the Waddle Dees to come back too.”
In response, Elfilin shook his head with a sad look.
“No, I’m afraid. It doesn’t seem like anyone will be able to return home to Pop Star anytime soon.”
“...really?”
“Yes. I’ve always been on this star, but I’ve heard things about Pop Star from the Waddle Dees. Before they came along, though, I’d never even heard of it. I’m guessing that this star and the one that the Waddle Dees came from are in entirely different universes.”
“Different... universes...?!”
Kirby’s eyes widened. 
It seemed he had come to a much more difficult place than he had thought. 
“According to Elfilin,” Bandana Waddle Dee said, “this place where we are now is called Natural Plains. With the forest and the lake nearby, it kinda looks like Dream Land, right? So, we decided we’d build a town here. We had a feeling that the Great King would’ve landed somewhere in the plains here too... but then the Beast Pack showed up and destroyed everything.”
“Beast Pack?”
Elfilin responded to Kirby’s inquiry:
“They’re the guys who just attacked us. The fuzzy ones are called Awoofies, and the birds carrying the cages are Clockers.”
“The Beast Pack’s leader is known as Leongar,” Bandana Waddle Dee added. “I haven’t seen him for myself, but apparently he’s really, really strong.”
Elfilin nodded his head.
“The pack’s basically Leongar’s minions. They’re most likely carrying out all of Leongar’s orders. They destroyed our town and kidnapped the Waddle Dees. If Kirby hadn’t gotten here when he did, they would’ve gotten me too!”
Elfilin trembled with fear. Kirby offered some encouraging words:
“Never fear, ‘cause I’m here now! Let’s go save the Waddle Dees! Elfilin, I promise that as long as you’re with me, everything will be fine.”
“Ok! Thank you, Kirby!”
Elfilin looked at Kirby with a twinkle in his eyes. 
“The Waddle Dees would talk about you all the time. About how strong you are. And after that fight you put up, I can see it was the truth!”
“But I’m wondering, are you still able to use your Copy Ability in this world?” Bandana Waddle Dee said worriedly. “Kirby, have you tried already?”
“Nope! But it doesn’t matter, ‘cause even if I can’t use any Copy Abilities, I’ve gained a new ability here, and it’s really neat!”
“Huh? What ability?”
“Yeah! See that car...”
Kirby looked around, but the car was nowhere to be seen. It seemed he had gotten quite far away from where he had stopped using Car Mouth. 
“I’ll have to show you later. Anywho, it was so cool! But first, let’s all go rescue the Waddle Dees.”
Bandana Waddle Dee and Elfilin both nodded.
“Well then,” Elfilin said, “we should start by investigating the shopping mall.”
“Shopping mall?”
“Yes. A large building located in the North of Natural Plains. Right now, it’s no longer in use. The Beast Pack seem to have settled in the ruins around the land, using them as bases to carry the Waddle Dees off to.”
“That means the Waddle Dees are there...?”
“Yeah, probably. I could see the clockers carrying their cages off northward. Follow me, I’ll lead you there!”
“Got it, let’s go!”
Just as Kirby cheerfully shouted this, from somewhere in the sky, something was approaching, making a humming noise.
Kirby, noticing this, strained his eyes and stared.
It was a yellow star. Simultaneously, Kirby and Bandana Waddle Dee shouted:
“THE WARP STAR???”
It made a sudden drop toward the ground, and stopped right in front of the three.
“A small star???” Elfilin shouted in surprise. “What is this?”
“It’s the Warp Star! It must’ve gotten sucked into the vortex with me. Thanks for coming along, Warp Star!”
Kirby quickly hopped onto the Warp Star, and held out a hand to Bandana Waddle Dee and Elfilin.
“C’mon, hop on! With the Warp Star, we can get to anywhere in no time!”
“Gotcha!”
Bandana Waddle Dee eagerly latched on to the Warp Star. Elfilin timidly boarded, clinging on to the Warp Star tightly. 
“S-So I’m guessing... this thing flies?”
“Of course! Now, here we go!!”
Just as Kirby shouted this, the Warp Star began to speed off with its usual hum. 
Though he was scared at first, Elfilin, getting used to it quickly, cheered:
“Woah, this is awesome! We’re going so fast! Like this, we’re gonna reach the shopping mall in no time at all!”
However, out of nowhere, Bandana Waddle Dee shouted:
“Wait a minute! Warp Star, stop!!”
The Warp Star came to a sudden halt in midair. 
Elfilin, who was nearly thrown off, screamed:
“Hyaaaaa!! Wh-What?! What’s wrong, Bandana??”
“I think I just heard something. Sounded like a voice.”
Bandana Waddle Dee looked around at the surroundings.
Kirby heard it too. From somewhere in the distance, voices were faintly resounding.
“The voices... the Waddle Dees!”
Bandana Waddle Dee nodded.
“They’re all calling for help, they’re crying.”
“They’re being held somewhere nearby. We gotta look for them!”
The Warp Star flew lower and continued slowly.
Bandana Waddle Dee pointed at the tunnel that could be seen up ahead.
“The noise is coming from that tunnel!” he said.
“Got it! Let’s go!”
Kirby and co. hopped off the Warp Star.
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mychlapci · 5 months
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sunstreaker anon back again to deliver on more of my rancid babygirl being a freak in the berth
i saw those tags about him getting his valve destroyed by a con and i am nothing if not a believer of sunstreaker being fucked by someone who he could probably rip into pieces, enjoy~
so sunstreaker gets captured. it doesn't really matter how, maybe he got a bit too cocky when it came to jet judo and a seeker finally managed to wrangle him into submission, or maybe one of the decepticon frontliners knocked him out on the battlefield. either way, he lands himself in a cell.
and while he's not exactly a wealth of valuable information, he still gets the honor and the privilege of being interrogated by starscream himself (who i think wants to get some revenge on the stupid frontliner who keeps knocking his seekers out of the sky with a jetpack and more spite than any one cybertronian should reasonably have in their frame)
so sunstreaker is in a bit of a pickle because he's got a degradation kink and starscream continuously insulting and smacking him around while he just sits there and takes it is really starting to revv him up. he can feel the lubricant seeping out of his valve beginning to pool in his closed panels and his spike is starting to knock against his pelvic plating and his HUD is filled with notifs about opening his panels for the pretty seeker to claim
starscream meanwhile is becoming very aware of the fact that the frontliner is becoming all hot and bothered and eventually he just straight up kicks sunstreaker's panels. and to poor sunny's horror they immediately snap open and he just has to sit there in a puddle of his own fluids as starscream keep insulting him
starscream stoops down to thoroughly inspect what he's working with and he hooks a clawed digit through a few of the chains crisscrossing across sunny's valve, giving a few harsh yanks and calling sunny a whore for enjoying the rough treatment so much
"Yeah you like that, filthy grounder~ you like being my toy, a vessel for my pleasure"
maybe when starscream is finally done with his turn, he leaves sunstreaker strung up in the air barracks for the rest of the seekers to have their way with, and he just has to sit there and take it as they take turns with him.
when sunstreaker finally gets released, either via bail or escaping or getting rescued he's left with the horrifying realisation that maybe he enjoys getting treated like an object more than he'd like to admit and he spends the next few solar cycles furiously trying to ignore the way his valve aches pleasantly from how thoroughly starscream fucked him.
maybe the seekers even left him with some new additions to his interface array. maybe skywarp gave him some extra piercings and laced a ribbon through a bunch of hoops to keep that jet transfluid trapped inside him and sunstreaker really should wash that out but well, he really likes the feeling of it sloshing around inside of him
ough i really like the idea of sunstreaker (and really all the speedsters really; rodimus, drift, sideswipe, jazz, blurr, ect...) being public services for the army because their charge runs really high
-burnt ice
fuuuck Sunstreaker with a degradation kink owns my heart. Tied up and helpless he gets tossed around by angry decepticons, at first he tries to bite back but why would he, when getting hurt and called names just feels so damn good. His groin is buzzing with charge, node rubbing against the hot, slick metal of his panelling every time he's jostled carelessly in his restraints. And when Starscream kicks him into the groin he can't even hold in his moan, panels transforming away to reveal his soaked valve and twitching spike...
Sunstreaker with his legs tied apart, filthy 'cons fucking into Starscream's sloppy seconds until Sunny's precious plating is scraped and his frame hurts, but he's never before felt more beautiful and desired. They laugh and jeer when they tug at his piercings and his valve clenches around nothing, asking for a big fat seeker spike to stuff it into submission... mhmmm Sunstreaker coming back to the Autobots limping, biting his lip and shuddering once out of sight, his well-fucked pussy still tingling with left-over charge still buzzing from one pretty golden loop to another. He can't let anyone know that he enjoys being treated like a little fuck-toy, it would completely ruin his reputation... Maybe if the Autobots found out they'd fuck him too, since clearly they're jealous of how perfect he is at everything and would want to get back at him. They'd make his valve squirt until he can't walk anymore... maybe that wouldn't be that of a bad thing, now that he's fantasizing about it a little bit...
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I once saw a post headcanon that the spn finale was all just deans heaven, not sams. It was what dean wanted for sam, we don't even know if it was what sam wanted anymore. It would explain why we never got a clear picture of the wife or even saw her again after the blurry scene of her, dean would have only cared about sam and any children that came from him. In reality, maybe sam lead a very different life after deans death, and maybe that really was him on the heaven bridge to meet dean, or maybe it was just a projection of him that deans heaven conjured up
I do like this better than canon’s frankly very superficial and romanticized ending bc right, sam having a perfect “apple-pie life” with a perfect american wife and a perfect american kid he named after his dead brother is very much Dean Winchester Fantasy that of course could have never come to pass while he was alive - dean needed to die for that to happen, but it just… it simply couldn’t have been as rose-tinted as that montage made it seem, after everything sam had been through by the time dean died. early s8 was the last time sam tried fighting for a way out of the hunter life and he got punished for it over and over again. late-seasons sam is all “I realized how wrong I was every time I Ran Away” and “this life is Right for me but I can’t do it without my brother” - he stays tethered to it for dean and dean alone. once dean is dead for good (ultimately of his own volition might I add - it’s not even a question whether sam will try bringing him back against his will bc that treatment is reserved for sam whose body belongs to dean as long as he’s alive) it suddenly becomes acceptable for sam to live for himself as opposed to for their Heroic Mission.
ough the idea that the sam joining dean in heaven was just a mirage of him….. delicious. bc dean is happiest when sam fits neatly into the Baby Brother skin he mostly outgrew ages ago anyway!!!! however I also like the idea of actual sam joining him there but really not fitting into the whole bizarre tableau (john and mary are there too Jesus Christ) and reacting so badly that jack and/or cas have to step in. like, heaven is rejecting him bc he’s a foreign object type beat (cue sam’s old religious guilt)
I’m gonna wrap my head around it eventually! I get overwhelmed when I think abt it too hard lmao. TL;DR it makes me feel sick and I want to share that feeling w/ the class by exploring it thru fic 💕
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hikennosabo · 9 months
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trimax vol 10 random thoughts (ch 5-8)
part 1 here.
okay, time for part 2. i don't want to do this, i have a pit in my stomach.
chapter 5:
destroying razlo's punishers... a good strategy!
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getting leverage to jump by stepping on his leg, i love it
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you could say he. he was. *wheeze*... i guess you could say he was... ...disarmed... [a comically large hook drags me off the stage]
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wolfwood and razlo just met today (not technically but y'know), but he can read razlo so well already, taunting him like this.
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THIS FIGHT...!!! it's reminding me of vash vs knives in the finale of the 98 anime! one black gun and one white gun, and them being on even ground, making the same moves...
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they're an even match when they're just whaling on each other, but wolfwood has tactics that razlo doesn't. also this is an insanely cool move.
chapter 6:
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^ how it feels to read trigun maximum (said again)
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^ how it feels to read trigun maximum (said for a third time)
he knows wolfwood is dying. we know wolfwood is dying. he can't do anything to stop it. we can't do anything to stop it. (except for refusing to keep turning the pages, i guess)
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THEY HAVE NAMES?
vash can't do anything to stop wolfwood from dying, but he can help wolfwood go out on his own terms...
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PLEASE, HE'S ALREADY DYING, WE DON'T NEED YET ANOTHER DEATH FAKEOUT FOR THE BOOKS.
livio interfering... i'm not an expert but this is not how DID works. but sure. the drama carries it.
WHY AND HOW IS CHAPEL STILL ALIVE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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razlo realizes very fast that chapel never cared. despite his verbal denial, i think he was realizing way before this.
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DESERVED!!! YES.... KILL!!!!!!
of course razlo can only attack. attack, like how he killed livio's parents. not that chapel doesn't deserve it, but this is the only thing razlo knows how to do.
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ough. livio apologizing... "i'm okay now"...
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so is razlo just gone now? like i said, i'm not a DID expert, i know re-integration(? not sure if that's the correct term sorry) is possible, but i don't know if this is how it works...
honestly, i feel bad for razlo. he only knew a life of violence, he was manipulated and indoctrinated by chapel, all he wanted was to be needed but his last experiences are finding out that chapel didn't care about him and then livio telling him he doesn't need him anymore. poor guy.
chapter 7:
oh, no, i don't want to read this chapter again. don't make me read this chapter again.
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the difference between this and tristamp... stamp had the orphanage much more directly tied to EoM, and a bunch of guys in suits came to pick wolfwood up. this scene is a lot more "normal," a lot less obviously suspicious. idk if i'd go so far as to say stamp!melanie was in on the whole thing, but she doesn't look happy about wolfwood leaving... i do wonder how stampede will handle all this... ANYWAY!
"six years"... lmao. now i understand what people meant when they said the timeline is confusing. it's killing me and i hate it, actually?! nightow ALL you had to do was NOT specify a number!!!
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the coins... i constantly forget about them and i find it funny whenever they're brought up... they were so clearly meant to set the ghg up as a shonen battle enemy-of-the-month type thing but then that got thrown off the rails when the magazine ceased publication and everything got turned upside down. yet the coins persist. what are they all for in the end.
also i'm sad. this is wolfwood's paltry attempt at pushing vash away. (also he's been carrying rai-dei's coin this whole time?! lol?! that's also sad... just waiting to give it to vash i guess...)
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"this is the way you want it? are you sure?" i'm just fucking inconsolable at this point.
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of course this attempt at sincere emotion is deflected. you boys are so, so, so, so, so stupid.
i can't do this man. i can't review the couch scene. i'm crying too much.
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the prayer. this especially is getting to me. we've seen wolfwood pray a few times, but now it's vash's turn to pray. we've never seen him do that. and while vash was there to answer wolfwood's prayer... there is no one to answer vash.
what if i climbed into the microwave right fucking now.
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ourgh. out of all the images in this chapter, this is the one that stuck with me the most. even more than the couch images. ugh, i can't even fucking write.
chapter 8:
i don't know where else to say this...? lol but livio's personality is different, he's cute now. is this because he broke out of the EoM brainwashing or because he integrated with(???) razlo? (once again: IS this how this works???) or is it both? either way he's a lot more expressive than he was before...
other people have already talked about how we didn't see the burial. i'm also thinking about everything else we didn't see. vash buried wolfwood, and he also cleaned up outside, brought livio in and laid him down, gathered ingredients and started cooking...
how long did he sit on that couch for before he moved. how much and how hard did he cry. we didn't see that either. we don't need to.
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knives. he's smearing blood on his face again.
his laughter... i don't think he finds this funny like "haha funny" necessarily, i think he's just losing it.
vash defends the orphanage and knives doesn't even push it. he just moves on. hmm, i'm trying to articulate this... vash's display of power used up more of his life, which knives noticed obviously, and vash is willing to go that far to protect the orphanage... knives still doesn't want vash to die, and... he's laughing out of disbelief, or something like that. i don't know.
vash and livio sharing a meal together is... it's nice. but vash is still clearly very angry. with livio, with razlo, with himself too probably.
i don't know. i'm not angry with livio or razlo at all. they were both victims of chapel same as wolfwood. this is all chapel's fault in my mind, lol.
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we're gonna see this in stampede too, aren't we. wolfwood will die for a third time and we're gonna see vash holding the punisher.
the fact that this volume doesn't even have the goofy author extra... we're just forced to sit with this. man. the book club wasn't kidding, it's so much worse the second time around. the first time i cried a little but i was mostly just taking it all in. the second time i was like actually heaving and sobbing. reading this volume twice within a few days was a BAD IDEA.
AND WE STILL HAVE FOUR VOLUMES LEFT. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO ON AFTER THIS. four entire volumes without wolfwood...
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orv main story epilogue spoilers under cut
ch 517 (epilogue 1 - i)
i'm screaming into my fist as i write this. the moment kdj said yjh had a pale face... my heart dropped... no way...
and it was. orz (the 0th turn that wasn't even written but only briefly mentioned in flashbacks...)
get me out of here... i'm going to cry good bye
ch 518 (epilogue 1 - ii)
SCREAMING. oldest dream wasn't yjh's sponsor until the 3rd turn...
yeah okay... i know who it would be then...
and abfd being one of the constellations he could choose??
DKOS *thumps fist* i'm done. i'm done bye
the yjh glare is always there when kdj is present hahaha
ch 519 (epilogue 1 - iii)
HAHAHA yjh was really about to choose abfd
and he called kdj's modifier arrogant aksjdhfjskd
OH MY GOD
hsy my hsy my sooyoungie
they were so happy ToT can't even have half a chapter of bliss
she was testing him... oh my god...
ch 520 (epilogue 1 - iv) wo ai ni :hearthands:
okay here come the tears
han sooyoung... i want to give you the biggest hug ever
i don't even know how to explain what i'm feeling anymore
i just love this story and i love kimcom so much
ch 521 (epilogue 1 - v)
WHAT
okay i had a feeling sangah knew something
the confrontation... han sooyoung ;-;
fricking what. what the heck was that at the end
??? i'm scared. what (is this when he falls into the coma...)
ch 522 (epilogue 1 - vi)
GROUP REGRESSION.
GROUP REGRESSION??
GROUP REGRESSION
the kids talking to kdj :')
i'm punching my pillow (figuratively)
ch 523 (epilogue 1 - vii)
"Kim Dokja's world couldn't be found anywhere now." okay??? thanks so much... i will be so normal about this...
kdj telling bihyung he's here to repay his debt... you hear my heart breaking? yeah that's what that cracking sound was
jung heewon is still alive and with the original main team huhuhuhu
yoo mia is here too!!
fudge biscuits... kdj is literally disappearing... for good?? (edit: okay so his fingers regenerate, but they'll always be smaller than before)
he's sacrificing himself to "personally write the story that didn't exist in the original"
"eventually, yoo joonghyuk of the 0th turn had reached the final pages of the scenarios." <- this is hitting me so hard. ough
ch 524 (epilogue 1 - viii)
pacheonmaeng is such a fitting name -> 破天盟 literally translated is breaking sky alliance
*slams hands on table* WHAT ARE THESE TRANSITIONS BETWEEN DKOS AND-
oh wait no it's still 0th turn yjh, just a timeskip...
i'm so unwell
yjh has grey hair!! this man is getting old?? (edit: omg "life lived to its fullest" attribute... he won't live long...)
he married lee seolhwa *wipes tears*
wait- no- yjh don't say that...
he got to see his protagonist, his hero, his saviour, his role model grow old *sobs*
ch 525 (epilogue 1 - ix)
wow i'm full on sobbing now
he asked those questions in the end... he's perfectly happy but curious about who this mysterious constellation is
and since dkos can't pass on fourth wall to him, he has to regress... he has to regress 1864 times in order to meet kdj
the kdj from the beginning of orv :')
"just because i will forget about them, that doesn't mean they'll suddenly stop existing."
"they definitely continue to live in this world."
OTL i'm not recovering from this woo
"tell me, you fool. if i continue to regress, will i ever get to meet you again?" OH
oh...
oh
the quote is from this context????
omg this quote that has plagued me for so long. it's from this chapter. this scene.
HA. he remembers now?? his memories came back. i repeat, his 0th turn memories returned!!!
this group regression... will they ever find him...
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shazzaofdoom · 11 months
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Magnus' Chinese Name is Pretty Neat
I got myself a Magnus the Red kit, yay!
I was looking at his box and I noticed the translations of his name. French/Spanish/Italian are pretty straightforwardly 'Magnus the Red'. The Japanese one basically says 'Thousand Sons: "Red" Magnus'. Then there's the Chinese one that I couldn't really read. So I applied a bit of dictionary research, and found out that the translation is pretty nifty.
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It starts off fairly predictably: 千 (qiān) - thousand 子 (zǐ) - son/child
Then we get an absolute banger pair: 红 (hóng) - 'red', but also 'revolutionary'. Which I guess makes sense in the context of Chinese political history, but coincidentally works pretty well for the Horus Heresy too. I'm definitely going to stop saying 'traitor primarchs' and start saying 'revolutionary primarchs', hehe. 魔 (mó) - conveniently means both 'demon' and 'magic'. Perfect for Magnus.
So, 'Thousand Sons' and 'Red Demon'. That certainly checks out. Then we get into transliterating 'Magnus'. 马 (mǎ) - this means 'horse', which sounds a bit weird until you see that it also denotes a piece in Chinese chess and also the knight in Western chess. Like, yeah! He is definitely a chess piece in a big game. That's bang on.
格 (gé) - this has a bunch of meanings, but the one that really caught my eye was 'to study exhaustively'. Yup, he sure do.
努 (nǔ) - this means 'to exert/ to strive'. Ough, he tries so hard. (I'm not crying, you're crying.)
斯 (sī) - this one puzzled me a bit, it has some general meanings like 'this' or 'such', and is used for emphasis. But it also means 'to lop off', and I wondered if it's a reference to his lost eye?? Bit of a stretch, I'm almost certainly missing some nuance here.
But anyway, I thought that was kinda cool and interesting.
The final disclaimer here is that I only ever took beginners Mandarin like ten years ago, and my ability to look up Chinese characters in a dictionary is based on having learned to navigate kanji in Japanese. So if there are any actual readers of Chinese out there who would like to improve on my interpretation, I would love to hear from you!
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skylermadness · 3 months
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A Taste of Home (Asgore TF/TG/MC)
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As you can see this was meant to be a story to be released around Christmas but my brain combusted into flames around the time and so I had to put it off for multiple weeks. Still, here it is! This was actually an idea I've had in mind for a long time. Or well, the concept of an FtM Asgore TF was one anyway. FtM is already pretty underrated but FtM involving more hairy and dadly characters seems to be even more underrated in the community. So, y'know, be the change you want in the world! Plus it means I can finally take a crack at doing anything related to Asgore in general... Overall this was a pleasant story to write! I admittedly didn't have much of an idea on what to do while going into it at first, hence the post-TF was just me aimlessly writing until I could reach a satisfying conclusion in my head, but I'm still pleased with how it came out. Although I was not expecting a final word count of 5.3k but well, I guess I really got into things! Plus I get extremely anatomical with transformations these days anyway. Guess those classes I took in high school are paying off. I wish I could use some better artwork in the thumbnail though. But I dislike using fanart for thumbnails so... pixel Asgore it is. I do quite like the artwork I used as a reference though...
   Being alone on the night of Christmas Eve was not really in Jade’s plans for the night. Then again having your friends cancel at the last minute is the peak of unexpected occurrences. It also didn't help that she was alone at a bar, much less one that evidently didn't seem to have anyone else around.
   “Mmm, this just looks sad…” Jade muttered to herself. She had spent the past few minutes just looking down at her phone, the woman only breaking her focus on the object to glance at the bartender nearby. But she would always go back to her phone and pretend she had something to focus on.
   In truth all she was doing was staring at a group chat in her messaging application and eyeing the last few messages sent. A part of her was just hoping someone would backtrack or something. Just send a ‘hey, I was wrong and can actually head down to that nightclub!’ It was clear such a thing wouldn't happen though. Being alone on Christmas Eve was definitely the worst of feelings…
   “Yer doin’ alright there, ma’am?”
   “AH!” Jade shrieked, startled by the sudden acknowledgement of her existence. She proceeded to spend a few seconds trying to make sure her phone didn't tumble out of her hands, all while properly making eye contact with the person who spoke to her. That person being the bartender.
   “O-ough, sorry! Didn’ mean t’ startle ya like that!” the bartender attempted to reassure.
   Jade blinked a few times and regained her composure. “N-no, it's alright! Just… wasn't expecting someone to talk to me is all-”
   “Mmm,” the bartender nodded. Jade never realized in her glances just how much older he seemed to be. Larger body, thick beard, bald scalp.
   He then continued to speak. “First off, name’s Maurice. Second, I jus’ noticed you sittin’ here for the past ten ‘r so minutes. Reeeal long time to be alone.”
   “Yeeeeah,” Jade began smiling awkwardly. “Originally came here to hang out with some friends. Avoid the rush by going out on Christmas Eve and all! They all uh, canceled pretty unexpectedly though. Just me now!” a nervous laugh escaped her throat. She had really hoped to not have to recount this story to anyone tonight.
   Maurice seemed to pick up on the embarrassment however and proceeded to try and switch his tone of voice to sound more caring. “Ahh, huh- apologies for makin’ ya pour all that t’ me, eheh. I should be the one here pouring stuff out!”
   Jade smiled, letting out a light laugh at Maurice’s joke. “It happens, I guess. Just a little bit annoying and all to have it happen, y'know?”
   “Mmm, yep,” Maurice nodded, “But ey, at least ya got out? People ‘ere love t’ walk in the wint’r or somethin’.”
   “Eh, personally I'd rather not have to go out in the freezing cold if I don't have to. Then again I probably will have to in a few minutes so I can get home…”
   “Doesn’ have t’ be freezin’,” Maurice responded. “I have a nice Christmas menu lined up! Was hopin’ to test a few on some people tonight, but well… gettin’ some perspective on at least one ‘s fine.”
   Jade raised a brow. “Christmas-themed drink menu, huh?”
   Maurice had swiftly plunged a hand beneath the table and pulled out an ornately decorated, albeit small, menu card. “Yerp! Warm drinks n’ all! Might help those muscles of yours keep from frostbitin’ over!”
   Jade playfully rolled her eyes at the frostbite statement. “Fine, fine. I'll take a lot at it, see if anything interests me.”
   Maurice slid the menu over to her and Jade picked it up. It was a piece of paper with a fairly Christmassy design embedded within. Mistletoe outlining it, the top middle portion adorned with bells. In the background of the menu section itself was a Christmas tree. The menu itself seemed to just be titled ‘Maurice’s Festive Picks!’ though, subtitled with a statement saying you'll never feel lonely with one in your system.
   “Quite on the nose for my problems, huh?” she muttered to herself.
   Her eyes then finally lay onto the actual items on the menu. It was a fairly small selection of drinks, six to be exact, all with fairly interesting names to say the least. The Polar Express, Fireplace Frappé, Holiday Spirits, Sweet Snowy Success… Cookie ‘Nog?
   “Hmph, this makes me wonder what even makes a place be considered a bar anymore,” Jade joked. “Not a lot of this seems alcoholic actually.”
   “Eh, could put some in one for ya’ if you need,” Maurice offered.
   “Dear God no, getting home drunk alone has never been an easy feat for me-” Jade responded, remembering a fairly embarrassing time she woke up with a hangover in the middle of a park. “All of these do sound rather nice though…”
   “Any in particul’r catch yer eye? ”
   “Hmm…” Jade started to stare at the ingredient listing and pricing. Everything did seem pretty good, although she was worried that the content of the Polar Express or Sweet Snowy Success didn't really fall under warm drinks. And the idea of a Fireplace Frappé came off as mildly oxymoronic.
   After a few more seconds her eyes laid on the last item on the list. A Taste of Home, listed as a nice warm hot cocoa spiced with cinnamon and laced with butterscotch. On the surface it seemed like a bit of an overload of sugar overloaded, but she didn't mind too much. It sounded like it would taste rather good, and give her a kick of warmth while at it.
   “A Taste of Home seems like a good choice!” Jade said, handing the menu back to Maurice before turning to go into her purse to pay.
   The older man nodded. “Perfect! Bet with one of those you’ll be feelin’ warm n’ cuddly in no time!”
   “Cuddly?” Jade inquired as she took out her wallet. Maurice just looked at her with a knowing smirk though.
   What a strange, strange man he was…
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   The door creaked open, a hand slipping through its opening to pat the wall a bit before touching the lightswitch and flicking it up. The entryway then fully opened with Jade properly stepping through it, twenty-five percent full pint glass in her hand.
   “Surprised he agreed to letting me keep the glass…” she commented as she walked towards the island in her apartment’s kitchen and set it down.
   As she took off her coat, Jade’s mind wandered a bit. She was still fixated on that strange bartender down at Oreum Sirius. The man got real cryptic when it came to her drink order, it was a bit disconcerting. At the very least the drink tasted good. Real good actually. It wasn't sugar-hopped as she was expecting it to be. Just some hot cocoa with extra flavor. Definitely did its job in giving her body some warmth on her way home.
   With her coat hung up and her purse thrown somewhere on the coach, Jade headed back to the kitchen to pick up the glass before returning to the couch to take a seat. Laying into it she let out a relaxed sigh, smiling. A random thought crossed her mind that made her laugh a bit. “If that bartender were any older he'd probably make a good Santa look-alike…”
   She then downed the last of her drink, savoring the beautiful taste it possessed. Although truthfully it felt like as the last bit of the beverage cascaded into her mouth there was a certain layer of nostalgia to it she couldn't pinpoint.
   Glass now empty, she leaned forward and placed it onto the small table in front of the coach. For a few seconds she felt pretty fine… and then in one sudden wave her brain started to feel strange. Fuzzy.
   “W-woah…”
   A warmth began to course throughout her body. One that felt nice, welcoming. A feeling that steadily dispersed throughout her form. A feeling that also came with something a bit extra. And that something was beginning to form in her hands…
   It started with what seemed to be a steady growth in size forming within Jade’s hands. Slowly each of her fingers were on their way to getting thicker and even a little longer. A bluntness was seemingly forming within the tip of each finger as well, her nails undergoing an opposite change as they instead were sharpening. Her hands themselves weren't unscathed from the size growth either as they were being stretched wider while a level of bulky meatiness was filling them up. This wasn't even a miniscule change either as after a while her hand went from its default size, to one-point-five times its size, to almost double it. Just swelling into a strong, firm level of thickness.
   Size wasn't the only thing that was growing however as another layer of changes was seemingly being introduced alongside it. Budding out of his skin was soft white hairs. A few at first, but it was evident they were quick in spreading across both appendages. Sheets of white fuzz just absolutely overtaking each hand in the pursuit of coating the backs and sides. Furthermore her palms were in the process of bulging a little as a layer of soft yet firm padding was seemingly being added to them. This was a stark contrast to the slightly rougher texturing they were garnering. They had also seemingly been altering in pigmentation with a whiteness forming into them that was similar in tone to her growing pelage of fur.
   The gaining of fur also wasn't stopping at her hands nor did it take long for it to move onto her wrists, now disappearing under the long sleeves of her sweater. But this hiddenness of her changes was only momentarily as the furry pelt layered onto her arms. Size was quick to accumulate within each limb as both her skeletal and muscular structures were being shifted, immense amounts of thickness yet again being applied to her form. This was rather prominent when it came to her muscles as they were developing drastically as if years of working out were being applied to her in mere moments. 
   The sleeves of Jade’s sweater would very quickly begin to attempt to contain her increasing mass, although it would seemingly appear to not be enough. Slowly they would move up her forearms as her arms in general were lengthening. The now thickening size of the region made her sleeve’s journal increasingly more taxing on the material as well. Something that grew more prominent as her muscle mass increased more and more, the region of her upper arm not unscathed thanks to her bulging biceps and densifying triceps. In the end it wouldn't be very long until the more flimsy material of her clothing started to split apart over her arms, white fuzz poking through various holes her muscles had tore open just by existing. After all, if her hands were twice the size that they were before then her arms would have to bulk up to compensate. Although it would be noticeable that through a few of the tears in her sweater it could be seen that sprinkles of almost golden fur had made their way across the back of arms. That sparse gold would only continue to form as fur made its way up each limb.
   More splits in sweater fabric occurred as her deltoids got more developed, shoulders not in the process of broadening as a low pressure emerged in her collarbone. This soon prompted her body to begin to widen. Although it would seem that her upper limbs hadn't been the only portion of her body that had been changing all that time. At least judging by what had been appearing on her face, anyway.
   The changes in this case seemed to be almost more gradual for Jade. Low amounts of golden fuzz lining their way across her jaw and above her upper lip. An equally as golden hue entering the tips of her hair as it seemed to have lengthened by a few quarters of an inch. There were a set of weirder changes however. A dull pressure building up at the top of her skull as a sharp and bony growth started to bulge on each side, even seemingly to already be beginning to extend some more to form what was only a small pair of horns on her head. Meanwhile a small amount of white fuzz was making its way onto the edges of her ears and seeming to prompt a slight growth in her lobes, one that looked almost a little floppy in appearance.
   At this point though the woman had been left… unaware? That wouldn't be the right phrasing. Her brain was blocking out the feeling that anything was fully different. With the exception of occasional tinges that something was off she was just unable to comprehend that anything was fully changed about her body for very long.
   That didn't stop her from raising up a hand and casually trying to move a bit of her hair out of her general eyesight however. An almost tangible glint of differing discolorations formed in both her irises as she did so. Meanwhile within her mouth she could still taste that drink from earlier, the mixture of cinnamon and butterscotch flavors that were in it seemingly oddly intense despite the fact she finished the beverage just minutes ago. Just a strong sensation of taste (and smell, weirdly) overwhelming two of her senses. And all of it was accompanied with this feeling of nostalgia that, at least for the time being, she hadn't fully connected mentally yet.
   “Urgh, what's this… feeling I'm having…?” she asks herself, the rolling fog in her mind just leaving her confused. Even more when the sound of the second half of that statement hit her ears. Even in her haze she could just momentarily register the differences in the two halves of the question. As if her voice had moved a little deeper halfway through it. Jade just sits back and groans, voice continuing to sound deeper as she did so.
   By this point the more overt changes in her physicality had been making their way to her torso. Waves of white fur spilled across her chest from their originally isolated positioning in her arms, the pelage now making its way to meet at the middle of her chest and back before it would eventually descend down the rest of her torso. And much like with what had happened in her arms the fur growth wasn’t the only change happening to her main body. As the fur had run across her chest, the fat within her breasts began to steadily melt away and cause them to undergo a process of shrinking in size. But it was already becoming evident that the size change wasn't a negative net amount as while her chest had shrunk her pectoral muscles grew and developed. Meaty slabs were pushing their way out of her chest, a firmness etching into the region as her upper body strength was improving. 
   The shift from fat to muscle almost gave the impression that her breasts were hardening into the pecs, although it wouldn't take long before it was getting proven that perfectly cut muscularity wasn't what she was getting granted. Especially with a significant amount of fatty tissue still remaining on her chest, melting and reshaping itself into a different form that evenly spread itself across her now thicker chest. Softness was still evident in the woman’s chest with the appearance now much flatter, flabbier. Something that was proven by the way her larger size was getting indented into her sweater. A rip had now slowly begun to form from the sweater’s neck, running down the middle of it as her increase in girth was getting more known. And as it got closer to her chest and closer to her cleavage, it started to show that a tuft of golden hairs had formed between her chunky pecs. And while it wasn't fully tangible, yellowish fuzz had been dusting its way across the front of her body as the white fur grew in prominence more.
   That hadn't been the only thing happening to her torso either. Just as her chest was morphing, so was her abdominal region. A low gurgle entering her stomach as a feeling of bloating entered her. With some musculature had began to make its way into that region, abdominal muscles slowly ripping outwards for a time, it was already evident that the transformation to this region was going to be more than that as any tangible muscle was smoothed out and her abdomen started to expand forwards. It was instantly clear that fat was formulating within her belly, it moving forwards more and more as each second passed. The hem of her sweater was pushed upwards as the size of her stomach got larger, unveiling the white fluff that was rushing down her gut while golden fuzz trailed down her midline. 
   Jade’s abdomen would only continue to churn and swell for some time as her gain in weight was proving to be sizable. Especially if her larger arms had been any indicator, whatever she was becoming was meant to be substantial in its size. So it was only natural that the amount of fat she was attaining within her stomach was going to be equal to that. Her sweater’s hem moved well above her belly button and only inched further upwards as her size had increased. Bits of fur poked out from rips forming within the material as it continuously failed to fit her fatter body. And soon enough, after about a minute, it would just get forced upwards as her gut made one final push forward and slightly spilled over the waistline of her pants. 
   “O-oh gosh, that feels nice…” Jade stated in absolute bliss. Her voice seemed to continue to deepen, a more masculine and older tone being embedded into it with each word she spoke. Her neck had also widened a bit while the internal workings of her vocal cords had shifted. Such an intricate change had left her voice becoming more than just wisened, an accent almost beginning to creep into it as well.
   With everything else about her changing, the transformation to her face had progressed even more. The golden fuzz that lined her jaw was becoming a little more plentiful and thicker, as was the bit edging the ends of her mouth, with what could only be a beard now forming on her face. Bits of gold continued to run up her hair as well as a significant portion of the hair on the back of her head was extending while almost thickening in its density and seemingly becoming almost fluffy in its appearance and feel. Meanwhile atop her head a divide formed in the middle of her hair and started causing a significant amount of strands to cascade down her forehead in a direction opposite to the split. All the while the newly formed horns on her head continued to grow in an upwards slant. She could also feel her now much fluffier ears folding and drooping as their size seemed to lengthen over the course of the changes, both already seemingly halfway down the ends of her head and still extending. 
   Perhaps the weirdest change that was happening now was what was happening to her face. The lower half seemingly began to push out a little as white fuzz was poking out evenly and symmetrically around it. Almost like the beginnings of some kind of muzzle, especially judging by the pressure she could feel from the beginnings of her skull restructuring.
   Despite it all though, Jade looked to be oddly content. She just looked down at her belly and gave it a nice pat, chuckling as she seemed to enjoy the nice warm feel of the fat she had gotten. Her mind was registering it all as being a part of her. Like she'd been like this for a long time… a very long time actually. Concepts of her body and age were now distorting in her mind as she thought about everything more and more. It didn't help that she couldn't get the taste of that drink out of her mouth, the nostalgia of it feeling just as overwhelming as everything else. Mental connections had still remained dashed however, her memories seemingly still in the process of adjusting and reformatting for this severely different identity she had been getting.
   Still, she leans forward a bit as she tries to readjust herself on the couch. Her mind was still flip flopping between just how used to the weight she had really been, but it was evident the seat she had taken hadn't caught the memo yet. “Urgh, I swear everything felt… fitting earlier,” she muttered in mild discontent, feeling her clothing continue to tear as she moved around. It also didn't help that she felt like her own innards were practically being rearranged beneath all that fat…
   Of course, among the clothing that was in the process of losing its ability to fit her, was her pants. A pair of standard blue jeans that were only equipped to handle her average size. But considering the button had already snapped off thanks to the pressure of the weight of her now much fatter gut on it, and now the increasing pressure across her legs as the changes reached the lower half of her body, it wouldn’t be long until her pants would be split apart.
   With much of the fat having accumulated around her belly it was clear that adjacent regions would accumulate substantial sizes as well. This was most evident around her thighs, muscle mass growing in her hamstrings and quads before fat quickly spread across them. This had caused the diameter of her legs to practically double in size, the sheer amount of mass each limb was getting forcing them to press up against the denim of her pants. The seams that held the edges together were quickly becoming undone as tufts of white fur (with gold sprinkled in) poked out from the tears. All the while a tinge of pressure pulled at the base of her spine, a feeling that was quickly followed by a bulge in the seat of her pants. This bulge was caused by a new growth: a small nub of a tail that was quickly growing amounts of fluff across it.
   At the exact same time as the upper half of her legs, the lower half of them were being affected as well. Splits in her jeans forming more and more as her calves ballooned back with muscle and fat as well. All the while fur had covered them, a sea of white with gold speckling itself at random. The bottoms of each pant leg had also seemingly begun to rise up her legs as the bones lengthened, Jade’s height altering throughout her form to fit the shape and proportions of her drastically different form. Taller, larger, thicker, wider, everything about her physicality and size had been significantly overwritten.
   Soon enough all that would remain of her lower half were her feet, and even then those didn't remain unchanged for much longer. The toecaps of her shoes already began to bulge a little with five bumps indenting into the material of each sboe. These bumps then proceeded to move and merged. Five became four, and those four quickly became three, and as the bumps merged they only seemed to get larger in size during the process. The source of all of this had obviously been her shifting toes, now changed to three chunky toes that had quickly been overtaken with fur. Her toenails had also begun to poke at the material of her shoes as well as they were in the process of sharpening, now protruding from each toe in a claw-like manner. The lining holding the top of her shoe together with its sole steadily began to split as the bottoms of her feet swelled with rough paw pads. All the while the rest of her footwear was put to its limit by the increasing length, width, and just overall size of her feet. And their limit was truly tested as her feet continued to grow and grow to meet with the proportions of the remainder of her body. More and more of her shoes got rended such as the backs snapping off against the pressure of her heels, or the top portion getting split in half with the strings tearing apart against the new width. Then, after a few seconds longer, her shoes exploded at the front with the rest of them blasting apart shortly after. Her feet had finished changing and were now practically doubled in size, covered in white fur (with bits of gold sprinkled on the top), and would probably now be more accurately described as paws.
   “Golly, I never did well with footwear!” she had exclaimed at the mere sound of her shoes being burst. The sound of her voice was seemingly settling at this point as well: clearly more suited for an older male with a tone that sounded so warm and inviting. This had been coupled with the settling of an accent, seemingly tinted with a Southern feel now that fit with the vernacular she had adopted. By this point it had all been because her neck had finished widening, fur having quickly consumed it.
   Her own mental state was also still continuously changing. The constant wave of acceptance that this was her body, that it feels like this has always been her body, it was oddly appealing. So much so that by the time her brain tingled and the feeling of something more elaborate began to occur, she had no real resistance to it. That's when a new identity started to take hold in her, shifting everything about her perspective about herself. Name, gender, his very life.
   It was now that the remainder of his facial changes had solidified. The golden hairs of his beard continue to grow out causing it to become much thicker and longer to the point it hangs off his face and covers his neck a bit. All the while his beard looked to maintain a well-kempt appearance during its growth. Golden fuzz continued to trail up the sides of his head as well, connecting with forming sideburns that had become visible by this point. This wasn't the only portion of hair on his face that was getting a brighter color either as his eyebrows garnered the same gold, all while becoming thicker in size. 
   The rest of his hair had also gained that same gold coloration as it had finished rising up the follicles and brightened the roots. Much of his hair easily cascaded down the back of his head, significantly dense and fluffy with length that flowed down to his shoulders. It wasn't fully straight either, his hair having adopted a look that could best be described as a gracefully disheveled mane, an appearance to showcase just how fluffy it had become. The hair at the apex of his head hadn't been left unchanged either as a pair of bangs now hung down his forehead at opposing sides, their own appearance straighter in comparison to the rest of his hair.
   The rest of the changes to his head were coming to a close by this time. The horns had extended to a sizable length, seeming to curve backwards a bit now while getting a defined point to the ends of them. His now floppier ears had finished dropping downwards, their own length reaching his shoulders as well while their appearance had garnered a roundness towards the ends of them. But perhaps the most drastic change came to his face itself as it had continued pushing out, skull structure continuing to shift into becoming something a little more animalistic. It had grown larger to fit his new size and became wider as well, and as it pushed out his jawline seemed to shift beneath his beard to become a little more chiseled. 
   As his muzzle had continued to form his nose had shifted into his face a bit, nostrils turning upwards until they could be visible on the muzzle’s tip while the bridge of his nose was widened in the process. All while a certain roundness was given the muzzle’s frontward appearance. A solid mix of human and animal features. The last change in his muzzle came with his mouth, his upper lip more specifically, as two portions towards the end that would align with his upper canines seemed to sharpen downwards by a little bit.
   The changes in the irises of his eyes had settled as well, the right one gaining a light blue color while the left one became orange. At the same time his new identity seemed to lay itself clearly and easily within his mind, the name Asgore Dreemurr practically fading into prominence. Such a drastic change in mental status had practically been overwritten, replacing his old self with little spectacularity. Not just in regards to identity, but personality, memories, connections as well.
   Such shifts in mentality had easily allowed a menagerie of changes to flow into reality itself. Changes flowing within his home as a simple apartment was overhauled into something much different, more accommodating for the person he had become. This had also meant that his clothing wouldn't be left in disrepair for much longer as it too was swept up in the changes. 
   The rips and tears that had formed across his sweater restitched themselves. One of the exceptions to this was the tear that had run down the middle of it, which would instead continue forming downwards as the signs of being torn were cleared away in order to make it a shirt split. As this happened buttons and eyelets formed alongside the split while the overall size of the article of clothing started to enlarge to better fit his form. This would allow the two halves of the shirt to reach over his belly and fasten itself shut, which it would continually do so until stopping roughly halfway up his chest. Meanwhile the neck of the shirt was extending, blooming upwards a bit before folding down and making it a proper shirt collar.
   All while this happened the color of his shirt was shifting to a gentle pink while the actual material was getting thinner, becoming less akin to what would make a sweater and leaning more towards the composition of a standard shirt. Blotches of white faded into the material as well, quick to gain a consistent shape of what seemed to be four-petalled flowers. The final adjustment came to the sleeves, routinely unthreading themselves until the length of them only went a little above his elbows. And in regards to the remainder of his clothing it had been a more simple job as his jeans seemed to just repair themselves while also enlarging to fit his thicker leg size. A small hole also formed in the back of them below the belt loop, allowing his tail to properly poke through with ease. The only piece of clothing that wouldn't be shifted in the transition was his footwear which would instead just dematerialize as the reality around him was changed.
   The alterations in the surrounding reality were a lot more drastic. What had once been a simple apartment was expanding with rooms separating from each other and the overall layout being shuffled and changed. The room Asgore had been in was divided from the kitchen and entrance, the room itself being retooled into a fairly standard living room. The remainder of the now former-apartment would also end up getting renovated into full-on housing as well; warm, well-furnished, and much more familiar to the fully transformed goat monster.
   Not like he would notice though. Asgore blinked his eyes a few times and looked around, the haze in his brain steadily dissipating as he was now coming too. “Uhh, mmm, what was I… doing…?”
   He rubbed the side of his head in thought, attempting to recall what exactly had happened in the past few hours. There were glimpses of someplace else, someone else, but they were practically less than a second long and he could barely piece them together. Although as he looked around the room he did end up laying eyes on an empty cup that was on the table in front of him. The strange smell of cinnamon and butterscotch was still emanating from it. Nostalgia was hitting him (again?) from that, his cheeks flushing beneath the fur from that.
   “A-ah! I had drunk that, hadn't I?” Asgore had seemed to ask himself with genuine levels of questioning. He hadn't remembered anything about doing that, nor does he really recall how he even got it in the first place. He can recall the taste though, almost like one of Tori’s pies… albeit an imperfect imitation, but a good one nonetheless. 
   With a nervous smile Asgore comes to some level of resolve. “Must've been a bit strong, huh…?”
   With at least a viable theory in mind he let out a deep sigh and sunk into the couch a little, gently rubbing his belly as he did. He had a feeling that he wasn't really going to get a full answer as to what happened, but it didn't seem like anything all that bad had happened. Truthfully he felt a bit content at all of this, whatever this was. So he presumed that was some kind of positive at the very least!
   With those thoughts in his mind he would continue to rub his tummy, leaning back in his seat and smiling. A wave of tiredness had entered him at this point and he wasn't going to give it an ounce of resistance…
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cheemken · 4 months
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Ok so, you got me thinking about Drayton in the Villain Champion AU, the one where all the champions are evil while Iris and Hau are being manipulated and/or blackmailed
Like Drayden got murdered by the others to worsen Iris’ mental state, and cause he knew what happened to Iris, but now we got Drayton to add to the story. While I know he has parents somewhere in Unova, I can’t stop thinking about Iris being the one to comfort him about the death of their grandfather despite being devastated herself
Cause she knew WHY Drayden was killed, and she can’t afford to tell anyone else less they end up in the same position as Drayden. And she definitely won’t be telling her younger brother
OUUGH MY GUY JUST.., Diantha seeing Iris being so caring of her younger brother and making that another reason as to why she sees herself in Iris. Why she believes pushing Iris down this path is the right thing to do
But I can also see Diantha using him as blackmail, saying if Iris does ANYTHING she doesn’t like she’ll find a way to hurt her. And Iris knows that means her little brother. She would rather be dragged to the distortion world and tortured again then let anything happen to Drayton
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP‼️‼️‼️
No cause I've been thinking abt how fucked up the villain aus would be now ever since I posted abt Drayton bc you know how most our villain aus have Iris being the main charac and oughhfjdhdj ofc we're gonna make her suffer lmfao
But ough,,, villain Diantha I missed you,,,
Fucking imagine during one of the meet ups at Unova, Geeta informs Diantha abt Drayton, Iris' younger brother, and ofc, that intrigued Diantha, Iris never told her she had a brother. So she sent Geeta off to find out more, talk to the students, Geeta had said a few of her students and proteges were there too
Can you fucking imagine how devastated Iris would be tho, after the meeting, Diantha had Iris all alone w her at the top of Unova's League, overlooking the region, it made Diantha feel powerful, it made Iris feel like a traitor. Then Diantha spoke, voice so haunting, pulling Iris close to her, going "why, darling, I never thought we could be any more similar," she began, chuckling to herself, god Iris just wants to die then and there, "you never told me you also have a younger brother."
And god did that fucking break Iris. How in the absolute hell did Diantha know?? She never told anyone, not one of the Champions, she made sure to keep her brother a secret from them, she's not going to lose another person she loves to Diantha's hands. She turns to Dia, fear in her eyes, her breathing quickened.
Diantha merely smirked at her, "what's his name, darling?"
It took all of Iris' willpower to not say it, she'd risk it all, she'd risk dying, she'd risk being thrown into the Distortion World again, Arceus please she'd risk it all just to protect her brother
But it's Diantha, y'know. Nothing gets past her. "Was it Drayton? Yes... Geeta had told me." She laughed, dark, hollow, it sent a shiver down Iris' spine, "quite a similar name to your grandfather, don't you agree?" Turning to Iris, there's that glint in eyes, interest, "tell me, does he have the strength to become a Champion? Do you think he can dethrone you?"
And Iris really really doesn't want Diantha to target Drayton next, god please not her brother, so Iris w a shaky voice goes "no... No, he never... He has never won against me, even against grandpa. He's lazy, useless, he's no use to us... The only title he ever got was that fake Champion title he has in that wannabe League at his school."
And Iris could only let out a breath she was holding when Diantha seems to believe that. "Is that so? Well, he reminds me of Augustine, that boy has never won against me as well."
But also y'know in that final battle, or maybe there really is a point where Drayton starts to notice there's smth wrong w Iris. Ever since their grandpa died, Iris changed, she seems more... Paranoid. At first ofc he thought that maybe it was just the pressure of trying to find someone to fill in for Opelucid's Gym, and it saddened him how she didn't choose him, but he understands why, he still has classes, so Opelucid's Gym was then taken over by one of the heroes, Hilda. But even w that, Iris still looked like she's always stressed, he can't remember a time now where Iris didn't look like she was about to combust, she looked like she was just one problem away from lashing out, from crying her heart out, but she knows she can't.
Imagine if he confronts her tho, or maybe, if he actually asked Hilbert and the others for help. After all, they're his sis' friends, they know her, and he knows they're concerned for her too.
DUDE CAN YOU IMAGINE CHMDBFKD that concept where the Unova kids are sneaking inside the League to eavesdrop on one of the meetings and it just so happens that was the meeting after Iris' battle w Hilbert, where they finally saw just how the Champions treat her, imagine if Drayton was there with them too
Imagine Drayton having to watch how they treat his sister, how they kicked her and sneered at her and dragged her to the Distortion World and back. How Iris was shaking like a leaf after all that, crying out, apologizing, how she'll try harder next time, that she won't come close to losing again next time. Then Dia's there staring at her, her eyes glowing, threatening her if she so much as comes close to losing like that again, well... at least her brother will see their grandfather again
And god imagine the other Unova kids having to cover Drayton's mouth to stop him from screaming, to hold him close cause he's trembling, he's shaking, out of anger, out of fear, fear it's dread, it's terror, he's fucking terrified. Tears stream down his face as his own breathing quickened, Hilda and Bianca had to try to calm him down while N and Cheren had to ground Hilbert too, and soon enough when they heard Diantha say there are others there other than them, the Champion, well, they ran outta there, hoping that no one really saw them
God fuck imagine how that'd mess up Drayton too tho bcmdnd like having to watch his sister go through all that, and he realizes why she always looked so paranoid, bc she is, bc the other Champions are there breathing down her neck, making sure she's going to be just like them
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rei-does-stuff · 6 months
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MAKE YOUR MARK CHAPTER 6 LIVE BLOG BABYYYYYYYY
EPISODE 1!!!!!!
-FIRSTLY I’ve been so fucking excited for this that I dreamt about it THATS RIGHT I DREAMT ABT IT
-This is gonna be the last mym chapter….:(((((
-OKOK LETS STARTT
-NO MORE SPARKY TRANSFORMING THE NETFLIX LOGO :((((
-MANESTREAM!!!
-SIBLING BONDING I LOVE THEM
-“Hold onto your cutie marks!” IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE SUNNY
-AAAA THE INTRO ITS THE LAST TIME WELL HERE THE INTRO!!!
-PIPPP YA GOTTA STOPPP
-I love you izzyyyyy
-HOW THE HELL DID SHE BLOW THOSE SO FAST, strong fuckin lungs
-BLAIZE!!!!
-All the dragons have the same model yes, but they all still look unique and pretty good IN MOTION
-OH SUNNY IS TERRIFIED
-Aww trying to put on her tough voice this is why ur my favorite sunny!!!
-AWW IZZYYYY
-I LOVE LUXXE
-Leaf is cuteee
-Tumble and him are def gay
-FOUNTAIN IS A LITTLE CREATURE….Well big creature but yk
-PIPPS FACEEE
-OH SO THEY HAVE THE SAME SHIT AS SPARKY
-OPALINEEEEE
-OOO SONG
-HER VOICE IM IN LOVE
-God that was sooo goodddd
-Love sunny rushing in to defend alicorns
-Also her putting her hoof around zipp GAYYYY
-MISTY I LOVE YOUU
-Hitch and your dad jokes I love youu
-Sunny trying to make friends with Blaize, IS THAT A PERSONALITY I SEE?
-Also her and Blaize? Rlly gay
-Love this green dragon (already forgot his name im a little dumb)
-SPIKEEE
-OH HIS VOICE WILL TAKE A WHILE TO GET USED TO BUT ITS NOT BAD, he finally has the deep voice he’s always wanted, good on you for the transition, plus he is total nonbinary goals
-AWW SAME HUMOR!!
-Also Sunny fangirling a bit
-AWW HE DOESNT REMEMBER :(
-TWILIGHT MENTION
-AW HIS LIL ‘Twi?’ OUGHHH
-okok so we were all pretty right on the real story!
-“You lost magic??” LMAO EVEN SPIKE IS LIKE ‘rlly???? After everything you rlly lost magic yall are wild mannn”
-When sunny gets excited her alicorn-ness starts to show, I’m not saying its a stim but it’s totally a stim
-AWW SUNNY REMINDS HIM OF TWILIGHT AAAA
-Love his speech but I wish they referenced how he thought the same but realized his true family were with other ponies
-GAYYY i need to see ship art of sunny and Blaize NOW
-ALSO WHY ARE YOU ON HER BACK SUNNY YOU CAN FLY, MORE REASON WHY SHES GAY
-YOU TWO PIPP AND ZIPP YOU CAN FLY!!!
-OUFHHHH THAT WAS SOOO GOOD!!!!
OKOK NEXT EP
EP 2
-TWO PARTER BABYY
-NO NOT THE TOGETHERNESS TREE
-The townsponies still freak just the same as g4, some things never change
-SPROUT
-‘And Pipp’s hair is still fabulous!’ I LOVE YOU ROCKY
-YEA MISTY WOULD KNOW
-LOVE THIS SPEECH UGHHH
-“That is…An option!” SUNNY DONT BE MEAN
-AWWW IM GONNA CRY
-PRINCESS SUNNY AAA
-FILLY MISTY
-‘SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO CHECK HER MESSAGES’ HAHAH
-NOOOO NOT THE DRAGONS
-SPARKY YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN
-OHH SHE KNEW SHE FUCKING KNEW MISTY BETRAYED HER
-GET HER ASS ANIMAL FRIENDS
-OOO YAY THE DRAGONS ARE BACK
-OOP NEVERMIND
-YES HITCH GET HER ASS
-OUGH SUNNY UNDERSTANDING HOW AFRAID MISTY MUST BE TO SEE HER ABUSER AGAIN AAAAA
-AAAAAA THAT WAS SOO GOOD
NEXT EP NEXT EP
EP 3!!!
-GRAB HITCHS CUTIE MARK MISTYY
-YESSS GO MISTY
-GET HER ASS
-GO AFTER YOUR GIRLFRIEND SUNNY
-OO PIPP YOU SMART
-WELL IT WORKED FOR A SEC
-UGHH I LOVE THIS INTERACTION BETWEEN MISTY AND OPALINE
-HEY YOU GOT TO DO YOUR PLAN IZZY
-SHE IS SO SMARTTT
-DAMN IT NOO
-‘We could just call’ I LOVE THEMMM
-THE NECKLACE
-NOT OPALINE PLAYING THE “you and I were not so different” CARD
-BUT ALSO SUNNY YA CANT REDEEM HER SORRY
-SPARKY YOU GOTTA BRING IT ALL BACK HOME
-SONGG
-DONT CRY REI AAAA
-NECKLACE TIME RAINBOW POWERR
-THEYRE RLLY PULLING OUT EVERY STOP
-ELEMENT OF HARMONY???
-HA GET YOUR CUTIE MARK WIPED
-AWWW
-CRYSTAL PONY TIMEEEE??
-AWWW THAT WAS AMAZING
LAST EP LAST EP
-40 MINS AND NEW NETFLIX PRESENTS LOGO
-THE MUSIC????
-THEYRE SO PRETTY
-ZIPP BEING WORRIED ABT HER GIRLFRIEND
-THEY DID ALL THE STOPS WITH THE VISUALS ITS SO PRETTY
-CRYSTAL TOWN CRYSTAL TOWN
-New threats maybe?
-MISTY I LOVE YOUU
-CRYSTAL PONIES
-SONG
-TRANCE???
-Auroricorns! New name for Crystal ponies?
-STARSHINE TIME
-AWW THEYRE ALL DOING CUTE EYES AT HITCH
-This is def giving me comfort special vibes!!!!
-Trip-Skating!
-STIMMING SO MUCH RN
-THEY DONT KNOW ABT EQUESTRIA
-Never allowed to leave? Ooooo
-SNOW PONIES
-GIRLFRIENDS AGREE WITH EACH OTHER
-If this keeps going this well this might be my fave ep
-WTFFF
-This is some freaky shit
-WTF ARE THISE????
-GRIFFINS??
-ANGEL BUNNY 2.0
-HER VOICEE
-So she’s like Opaline, but probably less fun? Interesting….
-Messed up tbh
-Maybe Allura will get a redemption arc?
-SUNIZZY CRUMBS
-SONG
-WOW she is stupid I love it
-DAMN THIS IS SOME OUR TOWN SHIT
-SNOWBALL FIGHTT
-YEA MISTY
-SONG
-So she might be back!
-VIOLET FROST
-AWWWW
-NEW FRIEND
-LETS GO COMET
-THEY EACH GETTING THEIR OWN FORM OF ELEMENTS OF HARMONY
-WHO IS THAT VOICE???
-BROTHER???
-THIS IS GETTING INTERESTING
-MANE 7 MAYBE??
-NEW GUY TOO
AAAAA I LOVED THAT, even tho there’s no more mym I’m sure tyt will be just as good once the episodes get longer!!
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dandyshucks · 3 months
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hi dandy ! a ship question : what pkmn does juno have ? have guzma and juno ever traded / gifted pkmn to each other ? what does guzma's pkmn think abt juno, and vice versa? dont feel pressured to answer all of these if u dont want to , just a bunch of questions out of interest ^^ - @dmclr
AWAUUHH HI CLARA !! thank u so much for the questions omg :O !!
i gotta put it under a cut because OUGH AUGH THE RAMBLER'S CURSE GOT ME,,, IT'S SO LONG IM SO SORRY OH MY GOD HELP FSDJKL
my s/i's main team is piplup (Henry), houndoom (Greer), psyduck (Huey), greavard (Grimsby), and a still unnamed chatot and banette (im slooowly playing through platinum so i'm waiting til i catch them in-game to decide on names), buuuut i might swap someone out of there because I've grown to really love my mareep named Mung Bean in pkmn sleep !! :3
I'VE NEVER RLY THOUGHT ABT THE SECOND QUESTION OMG.... guz would absolutely gift juno a wimpod at some point though,, I like to think they go hunt for wimpods sometimes as a shared interest activity :D guzma would also definitely gift juno a cutiefly early on maybe before they start dating because... how could he not HFSDJKL, he is fluent in bug-types and would want to flirt through bug-types hehe :3 also somewhat related, once he finds out about juno's interest in cataloguing the differences in plants in the different regions, he'd probably look into the alolan variants of pkmn (like vulpix and meowth and rattata etc) and then try to impress juno w his (newly acquired) knowledge JFSJKL
juno would absolutely eagerly help him fill out his bug collection with some sinnoh bug-types that alola doesn't have !! (i need to make a list of bug-types that each region has tbh...) they'd gift him some they had in their storage box, and then help him catch any others when they go to sinnoh together :D
ooh okay i have thought abt this third question a bit fdsjkl it's so fun thinking abt the different personalities of their pkmn :3
golisopod puts on a tough act for like. a day at most. and then immediately crumbles and is actually just a big ol' softie so he warms up to juno pretty much immediately fdsjkl. ariados doesn't like juno very much just because juno's a little afraid of him dsgjkl but eventually the two of them come to some sort of mutual understanding where they get along in a vaguely strained manner (guzma never rly understands why the two of them don't get along well and tries to facilitate some bonding moments that go disastrously sideways somehow every time LMAO). scizor is kind of stand-offish and unsure about juno but once juno hangs around for a while and he sees more of them, then he accepts them as one of the squad! pinsir is a little mean (he's just mischievous tbh) and likes messing with juno but they eventually catch onto his pranks and antics, and turns it back on him one day and that earns his respect LMAO. masquerain is just happy that there's more people in the house and gets along really well with Greer to everyone's surprise, so he's a happy camper :] (at some point i want to create a proper team list for guz and maybe come up w names for them hehe)
Henry is a shy but proud lil guy and doesn't really trust Guz at first but trusts Juno's judgement so he warms up to the big boss man soon enough (plus Guz works hard to get on Henry's good side considering Henry never goes into a pokeball so he's around almost all the time LOL). Greer HATES Guz at first 😭 it takes her a long time to tolerate him - she finally starts turning around on her opinion of him when he helps Juno through a flashback/panic attack that she couldn't calm them down from on her own. Huey is super chill, so there's no issues there fdsjkl, I think he'd get along especially well with the grunts tbh LOL they'd probably try giving him a painkiller one day just to see what would happen and he'd be forever indebted to them (Juno finds out later and loses their mind because painkillers aren't made for pokemon and they have to rush him to a pokecenter to get him checked over JFDSKL). and Grimsby loves everyone, if you give him any bit of attention he'll love you forever, so Guzma gets on his good side pretty much right off the bat :3
THANK YOU AGAIN AND I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THE NOVEL-LENGTH ANSWER OMFG 😭😭 these were just such good questions and I could not make my answers any shorter than this HDSGJKL
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deathzgf · 4 months
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i had some Odd conversations with my mother today , most of Which happened to be recorded in oomf ' s discord dms . So ! here ' s the transcript no one asked for :3
me : john adams big naturals
mum :
mum : what about john adams and his big naturals ?
me : i ' m gonna bite them
mum : have you got a big enough mouth ?
me : WHAT ? HAVE I GOT A BIG ENOUGH MOUTH ?
me : HOW BIG DO YOU THINK JOHN ADAMS BIG NATURALS ARE ?
mum : well ! i ' ve heard they ' re huge
me : wheyuh ?
me : did thomas jefferson tell you that ?
me : what do you think of thomas jefferson telling king george iii that he could eat a fat dick ? ( in reference to fredrick douglass vs thomas jefferson )
mum : i ' m not sure that that was actually uh what was said
me : it did ! it did !
mum : i think that ' s someone being mischevious
me : no no no
mum : perverting history by making up stories about what was said
me :
me : wait till you find out about benjamin franklin ' s sex cult
me : if thomas jefferson has the fat dick
me : and john adams has the big naturals
me : who ' s flying the plane ?
mum : 🤓☝️ well they didn ' t have planes in those days so
me : i have a challenge for you
mum : what ' s the challenge ?
me : name one austrian who has contributed to something positive to society
mum :
me : is camille desmoulins like an archaeopteryx ?
mum : no
me : ok ok ok listen
me : federalist party vs democratic republican party
me : oiled up and booty butt naked ; who ' s winning the twerk off ?
mum :
mum : Wow
me : or would john adams big naturals win
mum :
me : federalist party vs democratic republican party vs john adams big naturals oiled up and booty butt naked who ' s winning the twerk off ?
mum : so oiled up . . . beauty butt naked
me : booty butt
mum : so in their birthday suit
me : yes
mum : and what was the final thing ?
me : who is winning the twerk off
mum : what ' s a twerk off
me :
me : where . . . where you compete to see who twerks the best
mum : is that . . . ejaculates the highest ?
me : no ? ? ?
me : actually who would ejaculate the highest
me : i feel like . . . thomas jefferson and his fat dick would win the ejaculation off
mum : right
me : but the twerk off
me : i feel like aaron burr would take that home for the democratic republican party
mum : yeah ?
me : yeah . . . but against john adams big naturals . . . ough
mum : well that sounds pretty hard to beat to be honest
me : wait wait wait would james monroe or aaron burr win the twerk off for the democratic republican party
mum : [ sings monty python ]
me : are you an annalett yuri truther
mum :
me : and look ! the reasons clear ! for the first time in a year ! john adams big naturals aren ' t here !
me : mum would you still love me if i was a liberal
mum :
me : my pretty princess 2008 john adams big naturals thomas jefferson
mum : but he ' s not a pretty princess
me : YES HE IS
mum : since when ?
me : SINCE [ starts crying ]
me : ok ok what are your thoughts on jamilton
mum : jamilton ?
me : JAMILTON
mum : who ' s that
mum : is that a crossbreed between hamilton and jefferson ?
me : ARE YOU AN ANNALETT YURI TRUTHER ?
mum : no
me , the # 1 annalett yuri truther : NO ? ?
me : are you a sewlett yuri truther
mum : no
me : ok are you a hamburr yuri truther
mum : no i ' m simple plain mum
me : do you think benjamin tallmadge is baby boy
mum : dain . i have no idea what kind of conversation we are having
me : but but but do you think benjamin tallmadge . is . baby . boy
mum : how do you think we ' re going to solve the world ' s housing problems ?
me :
me : with baby boy benjamin tallmadge
me : do you think abraham woodhull is baby boy
mum : excuse me ?
me : abraham woodhull is baby boy
mum : i don ' t even know if what you just said is a sentence or not
mum : abc
me : thomas jefferson ' s fat d
me : wait what comes after d
me : abcde E . estrogen
me : estrogen could have saved like . Everyone in the french revolution
me : estrogen could have saved camille desmoulins . estrogen could have saved louis antoine saint - just . estrogen could have saved maximilien robespierre . estrogen could not have saved georges danton . i hate danton . estrogen could have saved georges couthon . i looove couthon
me : you know what killed john laurens ?
me : the Fog
me : if the fog was british
me : i ' m britsh
mum : what do you think of antidisestablishmentarianism ?
average interaction with my mother
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