#filled that bitch with ice

[linkerbell]

Dusts off my xiaoven dormlife comic. 😎

Aether’s gay

#aether #albedo #albether #Genshin impact #albedo x aether #xiaoven dormlife #comic #my art #venti #its been ages #casually leans the agenda back to xiaoven #yes this is based off of something i did at Starbucks #filled that bitch with ice #when it started to melt i put a grande cup over my hand to catch the leaks #it worked :)

[stabbingandorbeingstabbed]

trader joe's. do people know about this <- guy who has never lived in a City before voice

#just bought a bag of groceries (mostly snacks lbr) filled to the TOP for like $30 #and i was just grabbing shit not even tabulating i got to the register like ohhh gof this is gonna be like $50 :-( #cookie butter ICE CREAM hoe !!!!!!! bitch

[catmanbowser]

Seasians are not doing okay with the current temperatures...

#girl what do you mean it's nearly 40° in jakarta. what abt bekasi..like that dog ass alien planet. what's she like when i get home. #current place is 23-30°c which is okay but i can feel the horrors im about to feel in two days #BITCH I JUST CHECKED. 27°C DURING NIGHT TIME??? im sleeping in the kiddy pool filled with ice.

[a-love-poet-at-heart]

guy i have a crush on who works at my local comic book store gave me his number but he fucked up the second to last number so i cant tell if its a 0 or a 5 and when i texted both i got no response. Im going again to the store tomorrow since its batman day and im just gonna hand him my phone to put his number in it. But if i actually guessed the number right and he was purposely ignoring my text im gonna eviscerate him with my bare hands

#im screaming. im crying. im throwing up #fingers crossed im overthinking and i didnt guess the right number #he looked so nervous handing me my receipt with his number on it!!!! his hands were kinda shaking #i was on cloud nine the rest of that day cause i was so happy #i couldnt stop smiling for half an hour #listen. ive had a little crush on him since last year #he likes comics and historical fashion so like Heart Eyes #anyway it was his birthday a few weeks ago and after i asked if he had any cake and he said no and that his fav was lemon #so i made a lemon cake with lemon curd filling and lemon icing from scratch and brought him a big slice eariler this week #after that was when he gave me his number #he looked kinda shocked when i told him it was lemon and he commented saying that is his fav. like Bitch I Know!!! I remembered!!!! #i made lemon curd from scratch for you!!! #i juiced and jested 2 pounds of lemons for that cake!!! #anyway it is pretty good and im happy with it regardless of if i get a date from it #but im hoping i get a date cause after he gave me his number he said maybe we could hang out this weekend #likeYesIWouldLoveTo

[haasegawa]

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#oh my fucking god I gotta vent real quick here #'cause I'm icing my rl friends atm and need to get it off my chest #(I'm a bit frustrated with them rn) #anyway #life advice #do NOT go into business school if you don't wanna end up with project groups filled with incompetent people #men are ridiculously confident and do shit work completely incoherent with the syllabus #and I thought I was gonna ace with women-only group for another subject but guess what #I get that part of it is probably 'cause I'm in my last years and having classes with younger (frustrating as hell) years #so I'm lacking some patience probably #(for the record it's not 100% my fault I'm behind with the curriculum and taking these subjects) #but what makes everything worse #it's that I dislike almost all of this semester's professors #and in the classes I do take with people from my own year #bitches are like why don't we do this project at FUCKING ELEVEN PM #and yeah we all study and have jobs so time is scarce #but jesus christ can we pls schedule things ahead of time at least??? #and not with 1 hour (or less) in advance?? #got carried away #but I'm just so fucking annoyed #wow #tiny bit better just by writing it down

[ghostsandmirrors]

"Did you really think I wasn't going to find out? I mean, I have clearance, Buck. If you're part of another team not by choice, then fine, I'll help you through it. That's what we've always down together."

"What the fuck are you talkin' 'bout?" was the first thing he said once Sam had finished talking, frowning in pure confusion, mid-washing up. There was a full pause, during which water dripped on the kitchen floor, before he said with a displeased expression, "oh. That."

"I was just gonna not turn up. What're they gonna do? Text me?" There was an undignified snort as he turned back to continue washing up. "You didn't get an answer. They wouldn't, either."

#ic #ic!ask #ic!answer #snapitscapandveddie #afallencommando : bucky barnes #verse : ??? #ooc: bucky muse has decided that he's in the kitchen this week #ooc: and people can drag him out when he's dead #ooc: he's in the kitchen and doing random domestic shit like baking (his fave) and washing up (not fave; the arm's a bitch to dry) #ooc: very serious situation and bucky's sitting at the dining table‚ drying between the plates with paper towel #ooc: my brain can't fill in the gaps so it's just like 'but have u considered: domestic life?' #ooc: i'd be sorry but the mental image is cute :3

[masterofdeath]

VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do u think would be harry’s fav ice cream flavor

for sentimental reasons, it’s chocolate and raspberry.

#hagrid is Harry’s DAD #also Florean Fortesque is the only bitch in this house I respect #anyway it’s the first ice cream that was ever given to harry on purpose and not as a byproduct of being the dursley’s waste or shame #for that harry always reaches for it and it always fills him with Joy

[mashkaroom]

literally thank you dovid katz for putting everything you’ve ever published online

(https://www.dovidkatz.net/dovid/dovid_bibliography.htm -- his bibliography arranged by date here

https://www.dovidkatz.net/ -- and more of his stuff available here)

#i use this stuff sooo often literally god bless you dovid #i really really admire his commitment to collecting things and making them available to all #he's teaching a class in yivo over winter semester about the history of yiddish which has actually already filled up lol #there's also a class on death in the yiddish imagination #salivating at the mouth BUT they're both in english and both $325 and idk if i'm willing to pay $325 for an english class lol #54 and change per session -- i wonder actually if they intentionally made it (almost) a multiple of 18 lol #i think i might just email him and ask him for the bibliography he's going to use #also i DID take a class with him in the summer with the workers circle and he has the affect of...idk a gaon or sth #like he sounds like the type of voice you'd hear on a recording of a historical event #anyway i am finishing my incompletes from last semester so i am once more in the yiddish historical linguistics rabbithole #and i once again want to emphasize that from the very beginning the field of yiddish historical linguistics is a field of interpersonal beef #the moment a thought on the origins of yiddish even crossed one guy's mind the next guy was already furiously typing on his typewriter #but also many of them were really great scholars so a lot of them were like #YOU ARE WRONG AND YOU'RE A BITCH AND I HATE YOU BUT YOUR METHODS ARE GREAT AND THE WORK YOU DID CONTRIBUTED SO MUCH TO THE FIELD #also a lot of great work on yiddish linguistics has been and continues to be done in german #bc that's who's doing work on comparative german(ic) linguistics #which means i might actually have to learn german eventually 😭 instead of what i've been doing which is ctrl+f term [term that i want] #and then running the surrounding paragraphs through google translate

[fagrackham]

the difficult thing about only being friends with your 55 year old relatives and only drinking old lady drinks is that in college you're expected to befriend people your own age and drink like a child

#'oh yeah we mixed lemonade and vodka in coffee mugs' BITCH????? #my plan once i can get my hands on vodka lmao is to rush out to the dining hall and fill plastic cups w ice so we can make vodka tonics lol

[427427]

Day in and day out, things never changed. The clocks stayed the same, the dates never moved, minutes upon hours upon days, weeks perhaps even years all lost swallowed up in a cruel and never ending loop. All these things along with him, trapped to forever remain in these wretched moments roaming empty halls aimlessly, the voice from above ringing in his head telling him which way to go. At first he followed along with whatever it had to say, surely he knew the way out if he was directing him so thoroughly, surely he wanted to save Stanley from whatever happened to his co-workers. Blind, desperate faith kept him going forward but, how many times has he walked this path at this point. That first time, it was all devastating feeling a lack of control in your life is blindsiding it shakes your entire being, knowing your thoughts were never your own and in the end, being free....the warm sunlight draping upon his skin as he breathed in fresh air. It only lasted a fleeting moment though, eyelids shutting and opening to reveal he was back in his office. Stanley did the same thing a few times after this, left door, up the stairs, down the elevator, mind control, shut it down and ‘freedom’. Though, it no longer felt like that, the few minutes in the sun felt like a sick joke now, the grass beneath his feet meant nothing since he’d just be back where he started in a seconds notice. The voice just kept saying he was free, he was happy but it felt more crushing every time than inspiring. Lying back in his chair, his gaze focused on the ceiling a light that once stood proudly in his eyes was diminished and any faith he had was gone. This was all for the amusement of the voice above and oh, how ironic for Stanley that this was all for him to become his own person and to gain control when he would never actually be given the luxury of such a thing. His eyes glazed over as he felt himself rot away, alone, sleepless and trapped.

#drabble #ic #{{sorry bitches needed to get this out}} #{{day one of 427427 on da timeline he has filled it with depression}}

[never-took-a-lesson]

LMAO, filled out just for fun (guess who):

“Who got Cheetos dust on the—“

“Oh!! Bingo! I know the rules!!”

#ic #ah yes. filled in for Garfield #SNORT #asks #immy ooc #Forte drank his dumb bitch juice today

[vaguelydcwnwards]

TAG DUMP 2 ;;

starscream tags

G1 STARSCREAM:

g1 starscream tag ;; all i ever wanted was the world

g1 starscream hc ;; i want to watch the world burn; i brought the gasoline

g1 starscream aes ;; jealousy fuels him and feeds him and fills him

g1 starscream ic ;; you can join the team or you can bitch and moan

--

TFP STARSCREAM:

tfp starscream tag ;; in a coat of gold or a coat of red a lion still has claws

tfp starscream hc ;; loneliness moves in him crude and black

tfp starscream aes ;; i'll bring thunder; i'll bring rain

tfp starscream ic ;; ain't nobody but your self to trust

--

EARTHSPARK STARSCREAM:

es starscream tag ;; i will not speak of your sins

es starscream hc ;; poverty comes to clip your wings

es starscream aes ;; drown out the sound of the song he once heard

es starscream ic ;; hold my hand; consign me not to darkness

#tag dump #info ;; from marathon to waterloo in order categorical #g1 starscream tag ;; all i ever wanted was the world #g1 starscream hc ;; i want to watch the world burn; i brought the gasoline #g1 starscream aes ;; jealousy fuels him and feeds him and fills him #g1 starscream ic ;; you can join the team or you can bitch and moan #tfp starscream tag ;; in a coat of gold or a coat of red a lion still has claws #tfp starscream hc ;; loneliness moves in him crude and black #tfp starscream aes ;; i'll bring thunder; i'll bring rain #tfp starscream ic ;; ain't nobody but your self to trust #es starscream tag ;; i will not speak of your sins #es starscream hc ;; poverty comes to clip your wings #es starscream aes ;; drown out the sound of the song he once heard #es starscream ic ;; hold my hand; consign me not to darkness #ooc ;; your enormous eyebags have captivated me

[prismatic-bell]

IMPORTANT REMINDER TO MY EUROPEAN FOLLOWERS AND OTHER TUMBLR DENIZENS FROM AN AMERICAN DESERT-DWELLER:

Climate change is a bitch and summer is coming. If you don’t already have an air conditioner and/or fans, NOW is the time to get them.

THINGS YOU SHOULD BE SHOPPING FOR NOW:

—clothes made of cotton or linen

—air conditioner

—fans

—frozen meals that can be cooked in the microwave

—potable bottled water; you want five days’ worth per person and pet in your household

—bottled fruit juices; it does not matter if these are sugar-added because you’ll want the electrolytes

—electrolyte drinks

—electrolyte pills (you can get these online, I get mine from Amazon)

—popsicle molds to use with fruit and juice

—ice cube trays

—nonperishable salty snacks like peanuts

—one charger brick per adult in case of rolling blackouts or power outages; charge these at the beginning of May, and drain them via use once a month if they’re not needed

YOUR TO-DO LIST:

—check your home’s HVAC system if you didn’t do it at the beginning of winter. Make sure all the filters are clean and replace them if needed

—check the seals on your sinks and bathtub in case you have to run water to handle shortages

—make and freeze meals you can cook in the microwave or simply defrost. Remember to select light summer fare, not hearty winter soups and gravies

—purchase and freeze lunch meats and cheeses you can defrost and use this summer for sandwiches when it’s hot

—assemble your check-in list: elderly, pregnant, disabled, and immunocompromised friends and relatives who may struggle to get things they need when the heat wave hits. Have this list posted and ready to go through daily once the heat gets high. DON’T JUST ASSUME YOU WILL REMEMBER. WRITE IT ALL DOWN.

—create a list of emergency contacts in case of fire, heat stroke, and other heat-related emergencies. This should include your local version of 911 (I think in most of Europe it’s 112, but don’t rely on me as an American, LOOK IT UP NOW before you need it), your doctor’s phone number, and two emergency contacts. Keep it in a place where it can be easily found if someone needs to make these calls on your behalf.

—ask your doctor for an additional prescription for any medications you take, and fill it now. Extreme heat can cause disruptions in the supply chain. Make sure you cycle these meds; that’s to say, always use your oldest bottle first so you don’t end up with expired meds in an emergency.

—stock your first-aid kit. If you don’t have one, now is a good time to make one.

—if you own a car, get your yearly maintenance done now. You don’t want to be dealing with an inoperable vehicle if you need to evacuate.

Staying safe this summer starts now. Get your prep done.

[goldtippedfeathers]

anti-binge guide:

~ read this list 20 times ~

count to 100 very slowly

talk on the phone with someone

clean up something gross (bye I never did this one to be honest, lmao. no thank yo)

go out on a walk

pour salt over craving food (also a popular one I never did. a bitch just didn’t like to waste salt or food like that. i say that while heavily relying on number 10 🤡)

make a list of triggers + avoid them // find low cal fibrous, filling alternatives

go outside and do 20 pushups + 100 jumping jacks (the jiggling was enough of an anti-binge lmao); bonus, do in front of a mirror (this is just cruel but also effective so idk yall, take your gander)

take a shot of ACV (LIGHT IT UPPPP lmao, pretend you’re clubbing but the vodka is vinegar and rather than feeling buzzed and happy, you’re miserable and desperate. but babes, we gotta romanticize this, so party it up anyways lmao)

sleep

c/s (wastes food, but worked wonders for me. just make sure you have at least a bite at the end, and rinse the mouth, but don’t brush to preserve that enamel)

listen to a podcast / read a book

watch something gory

write in your diary

th1nsp0

make a food planner for next week

calculate the deficit yoo’ll maintain for the week and the lbs progress if you don’t binge (it feels like a reward then, to refrain)

online window shop for clothes you want to fit in

dance / go on a run

take a shower/bath

do some self care. attend to those emotional needs rather than using food as an emotional crutch. sis is not your therapist.

chew on ice (i was never this desperate lmao)

plan a controlled metabolism day and work the foods you want to binge on now in that day to practice moderation and portion control while also reinforcing discipline

STOP if you have already started. you don’t have to continue. you’re okay. you still have control. stop now and prove it to yourself.

learn some biology (human anatomy, physiology, etc)

✨some affirmations✨:

~ repeat these to yourself for as long as it takes for the urge to binge to go away ~

food does not hold power over me

i don’t actually want this

*this food* actually really grosses me out

i don’t even like to eat

i’m going to put this away because i don’t need it and i listen to my needs

i am such an intuitive eater. i know when to stop eating naturally

its so easy for me to not eat

not eating is so easy

i take care of my emotional needs rather than numbing them away with food

food won’t make me feel better. self care will

i take care of myself.

i am committed to taking care of myself

i don’t even want to eat anymore.

i have no appetite. i never do

this food taste so gross and it lingers in the mouth. why would i want to eat something like that

i naturally crave fruits and vegetables.

i naturally eat healthy

i feel so much lighter and happier when i don’t eat

i feel better now that i said no to *this food*

i don’t really need food

i am actually really thirsty. i need water, not food

i am okay

i have control over myself and my body because i listen to it and take of it

i have discipline because i am naturally built for this

i am okay

i will be okay

this urge is not the end of the world. i don’t have to give in

just because i have a desire, that doesn’t compel me to fulfil it. i have more self control than that

i am okay.

i will be okay.

i am strong

i am okay

#4n0r3xia #4norexi4 #ana trigger #anadiet #4norexla #4n4blr #4n4rexia #@nor3×14 #@na vent #@na rules #@na trigger #@na tips #tw ed diet #tw ana diary #ed not ed sheeran #ed not sheeren #ed disorder #3dblrr #3ating d1sorder #tw 3d vent

[wysteria-bloom]

▨ "our child is an angel"

JJK characters when called into teacher's office about their child

Characters : gojo, toji, nanami, sukuna

Genre : fluff, crack

Warnings : I use female pronouns

A/n : Toji is not a deadbeat dad in this one because yeah. Wish he was canonical a hot dilf but we can never get what we want where Gege is concerned 😟

⟢ gojo satoru ␥

"When your son was asked to wait to go to the bathroom, he replied 'I will pee on your floor then bitch.'" The teacher spoke solemnly.

Satoru immediately snorted which you gave him a death glare for, pinching his thigh harshly.

You frowned," Well, before I question why the teacher denied bathroom privileges..." you turned to your husband. Your son was pouting next to you both, looking away with narrowed eyes," That doesn't sound like him at all, does it Satoru?"

Satoru immediately agreed with you, shaking his head," N-no. Not at all. Who taught you that language, kiddo?"

His son looked at him with a betrayed expression, pointing at him accusingly "YOU did!" He exclaimed.

Satoru's smile was pained as you slowly turned your head to him, eyebrows furrowing,"... Thank you for your time, Mrs. Fiyumi. I will have a stern talking. With BOTH of them." Then you gave her the brightest smile," I think it's all the candy they've been eating, I think maybe it's time to cut down on it all, yeah?"

The teacher nodded in agreement with a knowing smile," Yes, I agree."

The two males simultaneously slouched back into their chairs with loud groans which they covered up with coughs when you glared at them.

Satoru mustered a charming grin, settling a loving hand on your shoulder," I've been meaning to go on a diet anyways, haha..."

You rolled your eyes and patted his hand with yours in a pitying way," shut up, my love."

"Dad! Grow a backbone, you lanky idiot!" Your son scoffed out disapprovingly.

The white-haired man's charming grin fell instantly and he glared beneath his glasses," shut up you-"

⟢ nanami kento ␥

"Yes, your daughter got into a fight with one of the boys and managed to split his lip." The teacher gestured to the little girl in the chair who was sitting oh so politely.

Nanami hummed lowly, brows furrowed," not good." He said with that disappointed drawl to his tone that could make anybody curl into themselves with shame, his own daughter cringing to herself.

You merely raised a brow at your daughter," That right? So she won?" You asked bluntly.

A warm hand settled on your knee, squeezing lovingly and as a warning," not the point, love." Nanami grunted out disapprovingly.

The girl grinned with her cute gap-tooth, blue eyes glinting with pride as she looked to her mother," I won!!" She chirped," he pulled my hair so I split his lip!"

Her parents stared on in silence before Nanami gave her a small smile filled with warmth," Good girl."

⟢ ryomen sukuna ␥

"Your daughter punched Midori-"

Sukuna held up a hand," Don't need to hear it. Let's go." He began to stand up, tugging his little girl by the hood of her hoodie.

You shook your head in disapproval at your husband and looked to the teacher," I'm sorry, can you give me more context?"

Sukuna scoffed," Babe. Its obviously about that rich kid again. The little shit who bullies her? Yeah. Don't give a fuck. I'm proud of my fuckin' daughter." He glared at the teacher and walked out of the room with his daughter following anxiously behind.

Your eye twitched before you stood up slowly, offering a pained smile to lighten the load," well, you heard the man. Thanks." You left as well, not before tugging on your husband's ear like a mother and giving your girl a kiss on the forehead and a promise of ice cream.

Sukuna crouched down to her level and pinched his daughter's cheek with a bored expression, eyes glinting in amusement at the sight of her nose scrunching up at the actions," Next time? Put her through endless torture and misery. I can teach you a few techniques--"

You had to step in before your husband created a potential serial killer.

⟢ fushiguro toji ␥

"Megumi got into a fight aga-"

Toji let out an obnoxiously loud yawn, wiping away the sleepy dust from his eyes as his wife fretted over their son's messy black hair.

"Ugh, I swear your hair drives me crazy, Megs. You definitely didn't get it from my genes." You muttered as you tried to smooth out the strands.

Megumi merely sighed and pushed your hands away with an uncomfortable frown etched onto his face," Mom. Listen to Mrs. Fiyumi." He scolded lightly.

"I am, I am." You whined to him, turning to face the teacher with a frown on your lips.

"You too, dad."

Toji blinked at his son before scoffing," I was, I was." He let out a fatherly grunt as he sat straight in his chair, large hand resting on your thigh as he did, looking to the teacher in boredom.

The teacher cleared her throat, giving the small child a thankful nod for keeping his parents in check," As I was saying, little Megumi got into a fight with a boy yesterday. This behaviour seems very unlike him, so I was just worried if there's anything going on at home lately that's stressing him out?"

Megumi's brows furrowed but he didn't open his mouth, sitting politely in his chair. You hummed," Well, I suppose he hasn't been getting a good amount of sleep lately. But that's all I can think of." You settled a hand on your husband's that was caressing your thigh gently.

Toji hummed," just apologise, Megs. An' we'll be on our way." He grumbled to his son, waving his free hand dismissively.

Megumi cleared his throat and stood up, bowing to his teacher, which shocked her a little," I'm sorry, Mrs. Fiyumi. I won't hit anyone again." When he stood to his full-height, he looked her straight in the eye," I hope your failed marriage is getting better." He stated in such a polite and genuine manner.

Toji bursted out laughing - cackling like a witch whilst you stared at your son in complete horror, tugging his hair scoldingly.

#gojo satoru x reader #gojo x reader #gojo x y/n #gojo x you #nanami x you #nanami kento x y/n #nanami kento x you #nanami kento x reader #nanami x reader #toji x you #toji x reader #fushiguro toji x reader #sukuna x reader #sukuna x y/n #sukuna x you #ryomen sukuna x reader #ryomen sukuna x you #jjk x y/n #jjk x you #jjk x reader

[vlvte]

Tags <3

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