me: this is a background character who's in one scene, has two lines, and is completely irrelevant to the rest of the story. i am going to stop obsessing over what to name him and use the random name generator on behindthename.com. i am going to accept the first thing it gives me and move the fuck on.
behindthename.com:
51K notes
·
View notes
question: if pokemon were real, and you has your favorite, would it sleep on the bed with you?
answers:
yes
no, because it is too big
no, because it IS the bed
no, because it would make a mess
no, because it would be dangerous
no, because i don't have a favorite pokemon
no, because i don't have a bed
7K notes
·
View notes
Be sure to take into consideration things like would you be able to feed a Snorlax, could you supply a good tank for a Wailmer, etc. Reblogs are appreciated but not forced!
4K notes
·
View notes
i keep putting this podcast on when i nap and then wake up to jon screaming ,,,
3K notes
·
View notes
[AU 📱🦯] Finally... The three of them are together!!!
I stopped drawing this AU because of the weird people on twitter who deny my disabilities. But I'm back! ❤️❤️❤️
Edit: Post update!!
2K notes
·
View notes
I started a nuzlocke of pokemon Liquid Crystal. Here's how we're doing so far.
0 notes
AITA for trying to steal a kid's pet? WIBTIA for continuing?
That sounds way worse than it is. Please let me explain before judging.
Me (25M*) and my partner (25F*) (we'll call her J) are avid exotic animal collectors (we work for an underground organization). We're usually incredible at catching exotic animals (again, for our work—usually we only keep ones we can handle/we like, and we don't keep too many at a time. Our only consistent companion is a very chatty cat). We're also both incredibly intelligent. So I just can't understand why we can't get this one kid's pet.
The kid (10M), who we'll call A. Ais out on his own and constantly traveling. I couldn't tell you why. Usually he has older kids, what I can only assume are his babysitters. They change every time he travels. I don't know how he gets friends so easily. I'm not especially interested in any of their animals—none are quite as interesting or strong as A's pet. So we only really go after his.
After about fifteen years of doing this to this ten year old kid and successfully capturing his pet exactly ZERO times, J and I are kind of attached to both of them. I know she is, because I know how she gets when she cares about someone.
I think catching A's pet, at this point, is kind of more just a way to stay around him for J and I. Of course we want to succeed and move up at work, and of course we're frustrated by not capturing him for more than like, a week. Ever. But this ten year old has come a long way in the past twenty years.
Recently A has gone on to make a major life achievement award—again, at ten—and I'm just wondering. Are J and I in the wrong for trying to take A's pet? I mean, J insists he's kind of a twerp. If not, would we be in the wrong for keeping it up?
What are these acronyms?
4K notes
·
View notes
I saw a video of MatPat regenerating into his next host like Dr who
It got me thinking, imagine his last video...
"But hey..." Zoom out, A single tear is shed, "That's just a theory, a..."
*explodes*
"HELLO everybody my name is Markiplier today we're judging the knockoff Pokemon in Palworld based on smash-ability."
1K notes
·
View notes