#expired shit

[shiftythrifting]

We got a Mike wazowski wallet. The watch was missing.

An iphone 4 (?) case

An edible cake topper, which expired in 2022

The, not at all nightmare inducing, diy crochet Minnie mouse

And a lion with a very interesting anatomy.

All from Antwerp, kringwinkel

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #toys #needlework #wallets #expired shit #disney #plush #handmade #belgium

[you-can-too]

4 the dogs and kat food

#expired shit

[keepfightingkeepchanging]

Καταρισω

#throw away #expired shit #emotional attachment

[meltedbionics]

day 13

lightbulb moment

reblogs are appreciated!

#tf2 #tf2 engineer #team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #engineer tf2 #meltedbionics #my art #dailies #daily engineer #very much a fan of his doing that stupid fucking 🤔 on various occasions during expiration date and the comics #small little headcanon that on the occasion the gunslinger has like an electric static to it so for shits n giggles he does this to impress #the others

[fighting-naturalist]

SG-1 "Summit" 5.15

#again: giffed this before and i'll do it again. many times. cuz this shit lives in my brain rent-free #stargate #sg-1 #stargateedit #daniel jackson #michael shanks #s5 #ep15 #5.15 #***edits #only beef with this is that the outfit could've been sluttier #don't get me wrong first time i saw this ep i couldn't look right at him lest i expire from sheer thirst BUT #this is michael shanks. you know he's raring to take off his shirt. let him. LET HIM GET HIS TOP OFF

[autisticnari]

HellSpawn_32 is going to be SO jealous.

#beary the hatchet #le other art #holy shit! pearl and grizz kissing action! on the expired soda cans no less! #i dont understand some peoples hate for pearl. if i met a big beautiful buff butch i would cling onto them instantly as well. you go girl #lesbian #<- just wanted to see the colored tag lol #edit: yes i DID change the background colors a day afterwards lmao

[bruciemilf]

As someone who works in customer service, it’s fucking abhorrent we’re not allowed to just tell customers refunds or services just aren’t possible sometimes.

like. Like. Sorry, you’re not gonna get what you want 100% of the time!! The more people get used to being denied when it’s okay, the more they’ll stop acting like they’re entitled all the time.

#I’m not talking abt big cases where you truly were in the right #I’m talking abt petty shit #like waiting too long to contact us so the refund term expires and now I have to wait for 50 ppl to confirm you #and we’re both wasting our time #like shit sorry it sucks but!! I truly think the convo would go much smoother instead of me having to come up with 20 reasons to explain it #text #customer service #rant

[aphel1on]

not sure how to phrase this but something i have been ruminating on recently is that xue yang is strangely fragile. obviously he is also incredibly resilient. he survived, and continues to survive, impossible things. he has a million barriers between himself and the world, but none of this actually matters when it comes to what he feels. everything is personal to him. everything pierces straight through all that armor and goes right to his battered heart, the heart that no one else believes he has. that even he is not fully cognizant of. the world strikes and strikes and strikes and so he strikes and strikes and strikes back, even (especially) when the wound is something other people would not think worthy of retribution.

xue yang would never realize this- would be outraged at the concept of it- but the way everything, everything is something to rally a defense against is in itself a form of fragility. he does not know how to let go of things, or let them pass him by. passivity is death. so he is ruthlessly cruel and violent. he projects himself as a lunatic untouchable by anything you might possibly do to him, and on some level he even believes this. but in actuality he is one raw emotional wound. he never learned to separate himself from his emotions, much less process them. the volatility is not so much insanity as it is the constant lashing out of an animal in a trap, and the trap is the world, and the trap is himself, and he is never going to get out. and like so much else, this pain is just part of the background radiation of his life. it hardly registers. to be able to register the hurt, you would have to be able to register a time in which you were not hurt.

i feel like it is a fragility that could blossom into such tenderness, given exactly the right set of circumstances. how at the very first touch of softness in his life he fell into a domesticity from which he never recovered. how much was there, still, to be salvaged from the cruelty. on some level i am always thinking about the little apple bunnies. about the meal for daozhang and the straw in a-qing's bed.

it was too little, too late. it shattered like glass when the world intruded back in. but the tenderness was there. no one, least of all xue yang, knows what might have happened had it been unearthed in him any sooner.

#he is easy to hurt. this is a fact. it is also anathema to his own self conception as well as the model of him in anyone elses minds. #xue yang #yi city #mdzs #aphelion.txt #xy #Contact is crisis; every touch is a modified blow #<- xycore anne carson quote. if you even care #meta #i guess? idk #it is always character analysis hour in my head #with a disclaimer that whether or not someone experiences empathy is NOT correlated to their morality #i dont think its necessarily that xy is incapable of empathy it's that any empathy that might exist in him is deeply deeply repressed #bc he views it as a death warrant. he (at every moment in his head and really quite often in reality) is on trial for his life #and it would be suicidal to give a shit about anyone who is not him. #especially since he knows- down to his bones- that no one is ever going to give a shit about him EXCEPT FOR him #the one chance he ever got to escape this cycle of brutality came with an expiration date built in by consequence of his past atrocities #and he only first started to comprehend anything about his own emotions after it was all already irrevocably fucked #in canon he is doomed. in fandom i am always picking him up and putting him somewhere kinder #shakes you by the shoulders do you understand what he does to me. do you. do you #if you tell me im excusing his crimes i will kill you w my lazer beam. #this isnt ABOUT THAT. this is ME BEING UNHINGED ABT HIS PSYCHOLOGY in a moral vaccuum. #i'm not saying 'hes sensitive uwu' but like i kind of am. unfortunately it mostly just motivates him to murder people #OH and when i connect the fragility to the tenderness i dont mean that i believe hes like. secretly soft #i mean that being as he is so deeply impacted by people's slights against him. he is just as deeply impacted by people's kindnesses #and he's not incapable of reciprocating it. he is INCREDIBLY fucking bad at it. but not incapable #ok i have to post this before i feel compelled to ramble any longer in the tags. jesus #got consumed by my a-yang feelings on a sunday morning sorry #not sure why i worded it as 'continues to survive' other than a constant subconscious denial that xue yang is dead

[freakwiththeknifecollection]

YOU ARE ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT MEDIA THAT'S ENDED ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

THERE IS NO EXPIRATION DATE ON FANDOM ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

#pleaseeeee stop apologizing for talking about spn because it ended in 2020 that's so recent holy shit #streaming binge culture has polluted fandom culture in recent years THERE'S NO EXPIRATION DATE!!!!!!! #I have a fucking back to the future sideblog don't start saying oh sorry for talking about this thing that ended less than 5 years ago #JUST TALK ABOUT IT. POST UNAPOLOGETICALLY

[demadogs]

children who bitch on adults for talking about a show/book/movie online and shipping characters or analyzing the story are gonna lose their shit when they turn 20 and dont magically lose interest in all fictional media

#there is no expiration date to fiction #i still read fanfic of a book i read when i was 16 like that interest doesnt just go away homie #we just have to find time to consume our fiction around our big girl jobs but other than that its the same shit #byler

[kidrunaway]

why are octopuses so fucking cute

#splatoon #splatoon octo expansion #splatoon art #splatoon 2 #art #agent 8 #splatoon agent 8 #sorry i wasnt able to color it gang i did this on procreate cause my csp expired #and all the good brushes are there. #so i made my own. #and i cant color for shit on procreate #oh well

[shiftythrifting]

Petrified banana extract potentially with mosquitoes from the 1950s that will be used to reserect humanity in a jurassic park style act of hubris by some future aliens

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #video #expired shit #just throw that shit out

[percyposting]

I think a lot about the Ministry and how it works as such a psychological horror. To me at least. When I think about it through Percy’s eyes during the war, it’s definitely horror. With murderers running the departments, people going missing everyday, thousands of arrests being made in such a short amount of time. The fear of it hanging over his head, that one misstep might land him in Azkaban. Maybe people he worked closely with would go missing and he’d just have to move on.

I also think about what it’s like for him to be so close to the Ministers, specifically Scrimgeour and Thicknesse. I find those two very interesting as characters. Scrimgeour is a hypocrite, and he’s not even a very good Minister, but he does die for the good of the people, for Harry and for Dumbledore’s cause. I like to imagine what it was like for Percy to work for him. To know him, then one day he “disappears” and then the next day there’s a new man at the head, Pius, who Percy is just suddenly working for as well. I’ve always found it interesting that each Minister kept Percy on. I know both Fudge and Scrimgeour did it to spy on the Weasleys and possibly Dumbledore and Harry by connection, which was always so futile and silly and showed how desperate they both were because Percy wouldn’t even speak a word of for to his family. But they kept him for that purpose. But then he’s kept with Thicknesse as well. Is this to keep spying? Or is it not to raise suspicion about their silent coup? I don’t think it’s either of these because I firstly, the Death Eaters had different means of spying on the Weasleys. They would track their every move. They didn’t need him. So this is an obvious no to me. And in regard to keeping suspicions low, I feel there’s nothing suspicious about changing staff for a new head of government. It’s normal, even for wizards, I’m sure.

So then why was he kept on? I honestly don’t know. Maybe I’m bad at analyzing this, but some reasons I can think of would be a way to trap him without imprisoning him. They keep him stuck under an imperiused Minister and keep an eye on him. Maybe they’re waiting for him to slip up.

I don’t believe for a second the idea they keep him on because they see any actual value in him. Even if Percy denounced his family on every level, they would still see him as a blood traitor and a Weasley. I don’t think that he’d be the exception when it comes to their suspicion about the Weasleys. One of the biggest flaws the Death Eaters/blood purists have is that they assign a label to those they deem lesser then never view them as anything other than that label. Percy is a Weasley, and to be a Weasley is to be a blood traitor. No amount of personal denouncing will change that, in my opinion! So I don’t think they keep him on because they feel he’s chill, or something. I think it’s more of a, we keep you here, we keep an eye on you, kind of thing. They put him in the perfect position to be tracked and studied and they wait for him to slip up so they can imprison him as a traitor.

That leads me back to the whole psychological horror element. All of this feels like horror to me. Percy talks about trying to avoid imprisonment at the end of Deathly Hallows but I feel the truth is he was imprisoned. In the Ministry. I can’t imagine what it was like to serve under a Minister you must know is being controlled — I always liked and subscribed to the idea that Percy knew Thicknesse wasn’t himself. Does this make sense in terms of how he acts towards him at the end of Deathly Hallows? No! But I believe it anyway.

After all this thinking, it makes sense for one to come to the conclusion that Percy would never return to the Ministry again. There will always be something haunted about it to him. After Scrimgeour, especially. All it would be is a graveyard.

#sorry #I’m sooo normal #jkr please bite the dust so I can get rights to your shit and make a psychological horror about percy’s expirences in the ministry #percy weasley #harry potter and the deathly hallows #pius thicknesse #rufus scrimgeour #I will make a separate post on Pius because I have many many maaaany thoughts about him! #the ministry

[joskippy]

There is such a big racism and antisemitism problem in the nightvale fandom that its fucking crazy

#jontalks #wtnv #ill main tag this what fucking ever im gonna delete this immediately anyway #stop drawing carlos tan with brown hair stop depicting him as a dead beat lying predatory sex pest #stop fucking demonizing him for his character flaws you wouldnt be calling him some of the shit you people call him if he was white #ive seen the biggest artist in this fandom say they wish cecil got put in a cage and expiremented on in the year 11 arc like that #isnt revolting to say about a jewish character #ive seen the same people dissapointed that did not happen like the two writers arent jewish and would write something as disgusting as that #ive seen an artist draw a white character fantasize about brutalizing a brown character #and no one gives people shit for it and they still fucking do disgusting shit with these characters #ive seen people mad carlos didnt do something awwful to lubelle to give her reason to hate him like #the whole point of that wasnt that lubelle was a privilege white women jealous of a brown gay mans success #you people are so fucking aggravating and disgusting #and you need to start giving people shit when they are fucking weird about these marginalized characters #because some of you do not think when you depict carlos. a dark brown latino gay man as a predatory sex pest who is a dead beat #and treat cecil who people either draw lighter than or white as this perfect angel who has done nothing wrong #you would not be calling carlos a impulsive lier and a piece of shit for just being written as a emotionally closed off character #if he was white or if he was a paler latino man #it just fucking boggles my mind this is still an issue in this space and that it ALWAYS has been #its not surprising to me at all that this is the same fanbase in the early days that were refusing to see carlos as a dark skinned man and #that people who didnt want to depict him as such were fucking defended #this is the same fanbase that started shaking in their boots when people were questioning why everyone defaults to white for cecil its like #some of yall are very racist and you need to revaluate the bs you say about #a cast of majorily marginalized characters #and why you demonize the brown character for the same shit the one that is aracial in podcast and you draw as white as a perfect sweet ange #lol

[fishareglorious]

Lilya here is currently hitting sky-high levels of poisoning that has never been documented in human history before.

Liver cirrhosis from her alcoholism? WRONG! It's Jessica giving her fungal mesothelioma.

#reverse 1999 #playing rev 1999 #its fun when you're the one giving the enemy two million hundred billion poison stacks. no wonder the game keeps giving enemies with #poison attacks this shit is fun #i. actually just realized because i have literally not picked up and done a single thing from this patches' event outside of the manes #bulletin and uttu #i didn't do spathodea's event and its now expired orz

[floridagirlboy]

i think marine corps got his license suspended a few years ago by gov himself for horrible reckless driving. im talking like

like that. has rammed his shitty ford fiesta directly into gov's house at least twice and only one of them was an accident. and now navy has to fucking drive him everywhere. you can't ever Just talk to marine because navy is usually right around the corner because he had to fucking drive him there. and navy always has to give his opinions on anything you're talking about. worst duo ever

#wttt #marine corps #navy #more branch content. i am cringe but i am free #i like to imagine navy's license is expired as well LMFAO #his boat operator license and related certificates however are always up to date #has NEVER had an accident in the water before. not once in his life #however he is guilty of like. so many petty traffic-related crimes #marine corps watching navy play candy crush on his phone while he's behind the wheel (they are rapidly approaching the intersection) #duo from hell. especially on the highways of america #gov is willing to ignore navy irt to his driving for the most part because he's not as fucking. deliberate with his violations as marine is #marine corps will jump a curb for 10 seconds of air time on purpose for shits and giggles. hes bored #navy does it on accident when he's trying to pass someone