#exhaustively

[have-you-read-this-short-fiction]

"Exhaustively" is available to read here

#novella #novellas #exhaustively #yves. #jewish literature #american literature #jewish american literature #21st century literature #english language literature #have you read this short fiction? #book polls #completed polls

[jelly-ship]

what if instead of fulfilling my responsibilities i took notes on character descriptions for the next five hours

#having a copy of this book is like having the one ring #my precious #i want to study you #exhaustively #like i did the warrior cats family tree back in the day #lotf #lotf fandom

[yvesdot]

EXHAUSTIVELY IS BACK!

(𝐵𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑆𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦 𝑊𝘩𝑖𝑐𝘩 𝐼𝑛𝑣𝑜𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝐹𝑜𝑜𝑑, 𝑆𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑇𝘩𝑜𝑢𝑔𝘩𝑡, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎 𝑆𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑒 𝐸𝑚𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑒)

She’s not doing well on her own–that much is clear. So she summons a golem (as one does) and expects him to keep house for her while she pulls her grades up. She doesn’t expect him to have opinions of his own. She doesn’t expect him to help anywhere else. And she definitely doesn’t expect him to speed-stack. Personalities clash and families realign in this quiet college slice-of-life.

Just in time for the school year! Everyone's favorite slice-of-life novelette (~10K words) about a girl and her golem is back, newly re-edited in honor & upon request of a beloved Darling Patron @goose-books! Thank you so much to everyone who ordered the special physical edition; please enjoy its digital companion free for everyone.

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#txt #important writing updates #exhaustively #novelette #If this isn't in time for the school year I'm going to need you to keep that to yourself. #September is schooltime right?? #wtwcommunity #writing #prose #writers on tumblr #writeblr #Also if you're still interested in a physical DM me! We can work something out. #And if you asked for more time YOU STILL HAVE IT! I'll probably peep people for a last time shortly just to get exact dates.

[burntheupholstery]

me as i write chapter five of bleed, breathe: imma fit all my favorite junk food in here and imprint on bash and ayame to the tune of k-indie chillhop r&b

A6 discord q&a: bash likes kpop

me: VINDICATION

#my writing #andromeda six #ayame ikeda #bash ilahaj #also very very pleased i remembered bash and ayame both like ramen #because I ALSO LOVE RAMEN and now i can write about it #exhaustively #for 2k words #<3

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

#art #i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more #do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original #or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them #or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave #you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.

[marcilled]

#vivi bleats #i was already tired before but putting on the fitted sheet is even more exhausting u_u #1k #5k #25k #50k #75k #100k

[smash-chu]

make a cohost account, make a blue skies account, make a pillow fort account, make a artfol account, share your discord, make a back-up account, make another account, make another account, make another account-

#shitpost #pot dog #pot dot #doodles #sites just remain normal challenge impossible #i can barely manage having a tumblr and a twitter account to both post to #the prospect of making more accounts more places just because shit may go down in flames or threaten to do so is exhausting #i will remain here until the ship is at the very bottom of the ocean cause i'm so tired of extending myself for social media efficiency

[brittlebodies]

Ian Stone, Doubting Thomas, oil on linen, 12x16 in, 2023

#i've become too exhausted with being subjected to the stupidity and repetition of the tags and notes on this post #go follow ian on ig instead #feed his algorithm

[freshpickle]

please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

#it's so fucking exhausting #20s #I

[martyrbat]

i dont know who needs to hear this but you do not need to go on a diet. you do not need to lose weight as a new year revolution. you do not need to feel shame for gaining any weight over the holidays and for enjoying yourself and the food. you do not need to tolerate diet talk after setting a boundary and if someone cant respect that then theyre being the asshole. you already have a summer body. you already are hot. theres no moral failure or shame in being fat

#been around a lot of bullshit today thats so so so exhausting and triggering #but a reminder for me as much as you. love you all & i hope this season is gentle to you

[shubbabang]

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

#I am literally so mentally exhausted lately I feel like my brain is swelling #I feel dazed and cloudy and yet I must keep going despite being the most tired bitch in the universe

[amartworks]

While listening to Hobie's contemporary records an incredibly vital question comes up… does he know?

#into the spider verse #across the spider verse #across the spider verse fanart #miles morales #hobie brown #spider punk #gwen stacy #spider gwen #miguel o'hara #mine #fanart #marvel #hoping miguel doesn't look too pale in the second image i just threw a gradient map on my sketch bc im exhausted #edit 14 Jun recolored it entirely

[yvesdot]

Exhaustively is going to print!

The story of a girl and her golem. Both agree she’s not doing well on her own, but the golem has his own ideas on how best to help her–not that she’s willing to hear them. A slice-of-life about family, college, magic, and speed-stacking.

I will be printing a select few limited edition bound copies of Exhaustively, newly re-edited, and shipping them within the United States based on interest. Each book will cost a flat fee of $13, which will cover a copy with shipping throughout the US. I am happy to sign, personalize, inscribe, and/or doodle in each copy for you.

Interest check available until 7/31/22, at which point I'll DM everyone. You can also DM, Discord, email, etc. to ensure a copy now, and I'll ship as soon as I have them in.

More info (pricing transparency) below the cut!

I'm not doing this to turn a profit, but I can't afford to lose money on making funky limited edition souvenirs, hence the pricing. I will inherently take the hit on the proofs, and theoretically lose money on the time spent, but hey that's writing. I clarify this because Something's Not Right, my published book, is $10! You'll see in the pricing that a substantial amount of this is the middleman situation where I ship to myself and then ship to you, because the book will only have a limited release.

Math: Shipping 10 books from Lulu to me costs $13.44 for shipping and $3.83 per book. Shipping one book from my state across the country costs roughly $3.25, while individual bubble mailers for each book will cost $1.79 each at my local post office. An individual book thus works out to ~$10.22, assuming nothing goes wrong.

If you want multiple copies, I'm happy to slice US shipping off the price of the extras and make all but your first copy $10! Same goes if you're ordering just one copy but want it in person (and, of course, that is physically possible).

If you want to support me you are welcome to pay more, tip, buy my collection of short stories, go to Ko-Fi or Patreon, or just toss me a reblog! Also you are wonderful. Ask me absolutely any questions you like through asks/DMs/email, and I hope you enjoy!

EDIT: Estimated shipping date right now will be end of August, so please wait up for more updates on that! If the shipping date moves into September, I will individually message everybody who has ordered with that update; otherwise, general updates continue to go here.

Also, if you're international and you want the book anyhow... please ask! The only issue is expense, so if you're willing to pay crazy money for shipping, I'm happy to do it. It's just probably going to be crazy money is all.

EDIT 2: As of 8/31/22, if you want a copy of Exhaustively, please DM me. I'll make up a list of people interested after the initial date, and when I hit 10, I'll DM you all again (no pressure to say yes the second time) and do another printing. This is simply not guaranteed or linear.

EDIT 3: As of 10/31/22, we are done with this round of Exhaustively shipments! Thank you so much to everyone who tipped; you made it possible to donate multiple copies and still come out with an extra $100 to donate to charity during my upcoming OHHOW stream.

#txt #exhaustively #important writing updates #writeblr #writers on tumblr #writing on tumblr

[braisedhoney]

two glorious anniversaries in a month. you go king.

#undertale #undertale fanart #utdr #utdr fanart #ut sans #sans the skeleton #tumblr sexyman #ney’s art #sans undertale #ut sans is usually the only tag i use but… c’mon man. this is The sans undertale day #i feel like every time i draw him it changes how he looks lol #so glad my undertale phase returned just in time for this #been too exhausted to fully render but. i had to #even if messily

[callisteios]

Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out

#uquiz #have fun with it please #assigning the 30+ results was fucking exhausting #you can get #spins wheel #mascots #emojis #longing #microelectronics #and so many more! #quiz #tag game #etc #mine #callisteios #i will add more answers. when I have inspiration and or energy #muted

[casgirl]

#it’s exhausting to be so committed to the bit #this used to be the Larry mold post