#everyone in scott pilgrim is gay and trans

[cyyberalien]

scott pilgrim vs the lgbtq community

#scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim vs the world #spvtw #knives chau #ramona flowers #wallace wells #scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgrim anime #lgbtq headcanons #everyone in scott pilgrim is gay and trans #i love scott pilgrim

[d1sc01nf3rn0]

Everytime that I remember every fandom has a huge fanbase of men that don't understand that a male character is supposed to be flawed and a bad person, and they just project themselves on them because they're unable to understand they're just seeing their own issues, I get pissed.

There's the stupid amount of male fans in the DiscoElysium that genuinely think that being an alcoholic is fun because "my ex was awful" and "I'm depressed" is cool or funny. And let's not start on the part of the fanbase that actually agree with fascist Harry.

The amount of male fans of Scott Pilgrim that think that hating Ramona is cool, and that she was in the wrong, for being basically in what is depicted as a codependent relationship with an abusive guy. The amount of fans that think that is okay that he cheated on her and Knives, that he dated an underage girl, and overall just project themselves on him and wish they were him.

The amount of fans of ChainsawMan that keep disregarding the fact that Denji is a traumatized 15 year old that has been sa'd multiple times by older women, or think that is funny. The amount of fans that think the same things as the CSM cult in part two, despite the fact they're directly called a Terrorist cult in the manga. And the stupid amount of fans that sexualize Kobeni when she straight up tells Denji she would end up being basically trafficked if she had not gotten the job as a devil hunter.

The stupid, ridiculous, awful, amount of male fans in the Fallout fanbase that are racist, fascist, mysoginistic, homophobic, and just awful people. The fact there's always a mod maker that ends up being denounced for abusing someone. The fact they defended a writer that was denounced legally for abuse. The amount of YouTubers that have been denounced for being problematic; to the point one even had a "gentleman manifesto". The absurd amount of mods that include sexualization, race changes, killing essential characters, etc.

It just fucking sucks. You cannot be a women, or a minority that enjoys these things, cause there's always a huge part of the fanbase that's compiled completely of cishet men, whose purpose in the fandom seems to alienate everyone else, and be the most insufferable prick ever.

I'm so fucking tired of them having 0 literacy, having 0 reading comprehension, and being so adamant on not working on their problems and instead choosing to project themselves on a fictional character, and make it everybody else's problem.

Is ridiculous how every girl, gay, or trans person I know has a personal history of a guy that's just like that in every fandom they're in. Is ridiculous how a lot of the time we will end up leaving the fanbase altogether, because most of the time that's easier and safer than keep being on it. Is ridiculous how a lot of the time we have to pretend we don't like these things, or keep it to ourselves and never be able to share it with someone else, because we're specifically trying to avoid coming into contact with these guys. And god forbid you make a safe space that does not include cishet men, cause they will harrass you and keep bothering you, and just never realizing that they're the fucking problem.

#and pls not come saying not all men cause will block you #de hell thoughts #fallout hell thoughts #fandom ramblings #fandom rant #feminism #inclusivity #fandom problems #rant #fallout #disco elysium #the new scott pilgrim anime is coming out and im already done with the cishet male part of thefanbase #i just want to be able to enjoy the things i like without being bothered by a stupid bigot that doesn't understand a piece of fiction #is it so much to ask #at this point any guy that dislikes Ramona is a red flag to me tbh

[shiggybruh]

⋆｡‧˚★ Intro post!! :D ★˚‧｡⋆

★ The name's Max or Shiggy [but I do get strong urges to rename myself to my faves names], he/it, 17, Polish, not that well versed in personality types but I'd say im ENxP 3w4, and I looked at other peoples intro posts to figure out what am I supposed to put in this one!!!

★ Birthday is September 25th :D

★ Trans, gay, and on the arospec. I project on all of my favorite characters because I'm that kind of guy. Probably neurodiverse, undiagnosed, but a bunch of diagnosed autistics told me I'm probably autistic and I did my research so don't worry

★ Main Interests: Currently very into Little Shop of Horrors, Falsettos, Something Rotten, Smash NBC and generally things you would find Christian Borle in, Re-animator, Gravity Falls, Dialtown, a specific Gravity Falls fanfic that I've read 4 times and treat as if it was The Bible [Blood Chains by kindafooey, read the tags before checking it out it might not be for everyone]

★ Asks: I love asks but they do give me major anxiety so if u ask me something and I take a while to respond it probably means I'm rethinking every symbol in my reply! I do love getting them though so feel encouraged to send me anything u want :D

★ Basic DNI criteria

⋆｡‧˚★ some more yapping under the cut !!! ★˚‧｡⋆

★ Hobbies: Art, moths and mantises [I keep mantises], rocks and minerals or whatever, big fan of music except I dont discover many musicians I just listen to my select few favorites on loop all the time, cats [I have 3 I love them all], taxidermy

★ MORE interests: MLP, FNaF, DSaF, Undertale and Deltarune, Baldurs Gate 3, DBH, The Stanley Parable, Spiderverse, WWDITS, OFMD, Scott Pilgrim, The Sims lore, Portal, Little Big Planet, LEGO movies, and other things I probably forgot! My favorite movies ever include Megamind and Ratatouille and that should tell you enough about me tbh

★ Music [excuse to tell everyone I'm in love with Lemon Demon]: Umm so I really like Lemon Demon. Will Wood and WWATT, That Handsome Devil, She Wants Revenge, Depeche Mode, Oingo Boingo, London After Midnight. My music taste is circus and goth

★ I have an instagram with arts I made before starting this blog [linked in bio] and a spacehey profile that basically says all this post already said but with Bill Cipher floating around everywhere. Check it out, incredible experience I promise

#intro post #yapping

[reptilianrepscallion]

intro post <3

hey! my name is jeremy. im currently 16, i use he/him pronouns and i am a gay trans man.

i work on sparklecare and karmageddeon, webcomics by kittycorn comet! im also the creator of my own comic, luvolatile!

a few of my interests are: sparklecare hospital (and all other projects by eve), pokemon, chemistry, science as a whole (except for bio and physics, i like micro bio and micro physics though), next to normal, be more chill, moral orel, scott pilgrim vs. the world, decaydance, and music in general

some of my favorite musicians are: cobra starship, the academy is..., panic! at the disco (i do not like brendon as a person, i think hes weird, gross, and annoying, and i think he is what caused the band to fail. yes i still like the panic music from after everyone else left. i haven't listened to viva la vengeance and do not plan to), fall out boy, gym class heroes, the cab, patrick stump, midtown, waterparks, all time low, neon trees, foster the people, the killers, ludo, lady gaga, britney spears, kesha, katy perry, and jukebox the ghost

that's basically it, dont follow or talk to me if youre gross (the things i consider gross are things like dsmp fans and people who like alfreds playhouse and mindless self indulgence and stuff like that, they give me the creeps, also just normal nasty stuff like homophobia and racism and stuff) but if i think youre gross i will just remove you as a follower or block you depending on how bad it is

but yeah other than that i guess that's it, i am an extremely chill guy and i love talking to new people so if you want to talk just let me know! i don't bite

here's my favorite song at the time of writing this:

[theliterarywolf]

Have you heard about what's happening with Scott Cawthin, the guy who created Five nights at Freddie's?

I'm honestly surprised that people are out here acting surprised that Scott has Conservative Christian views.

From Day 1, he's been both. One of his first games was an adaptation of The Pilgrim's Progress, for fuck's sake.

And, look, here's the thing:

From what I read of his addressing the controversy, he was one of those people who felt pretty much pigeon-holed into voting for Trump.

Which, a lot of people don't want to acknowledge, but there was a large percentage who felt that way. Hell, remember when Hillary went to areas that rely on coal-mining for their economy... And told them that her plan was to get rid of the coal-mining industry? Of COURSE those people would jump over to Trump after that.

And let me just say this and out myself at the same time: I hate Trump, I found him obnoxious and the "Build a Wall" shite was the biggest 'Just going to... Show your asshole to the rest of the world, huh?' stunt ever, and I voted for Hillary not because I liked her but I felt that most of the stuff she was talking about would have been locked into 4 years of a nothing-presidency

But, even with all of that, I understand that not everyone who voted for Trump is this torch-wielding, racist caricature that a lot of people see whenever they see those fucking red hats.

I DO acknowledge that some of them are, and that a good portion of that group are obnoxious as all hell (to the pro-Trump caravan that caused traffic near my apartment to come to a stand-still several times, I hate you), but it's not all of them.

But, back to Scott: I'm sorry that a lot of people feel 'betrayed' that their trans gay headcanons for Bonnie the Bunny didn't convert Scott away from Christianity, but the fact that so many people are cancelling him now is... Tragically comedic.

[genuineviolence]

FOLLOW YOUR OWN PATH !

for the employees of five novelty bars that make up “the long crawl” , the party never stops. only problem is: they’re not the ones partying. banded together by a route established by drunken college students over a decade ago, our bartenders have no choice but to try get along if they want to survive wave after wave of rowdy tourists and hipsters. what is there to do when it feels everyone is moving forward but you ? can these crawlers break the cycle they’re stuck in and find a way to join in the fun, or will they embrace the never ending road that is THE LONG CRAWL ?

THE RULES/OVERVIEW

muses should be 21+. fcs should be 19+. follow the age +5/-5 rule. we can discuss in some cases. please refrain from using problematic face claims.  muns should be 18+. there will be adult themes throughout. right now there are spots for roughly 10 muns, but we have plenty of space to expand if there’s demand.  

NOTE: you are allowed to apply with two muses. they cannot work at the same bar, just so we can spread stuff out better. people can apply only as bartenders or dancers (only in the case of venom) just to keep everyone on equal ground and discourage power imbalances. managers will be npcs.

this is a very low stakes plot. there will be events and such but be prepared to focus more on character & relationship building ! ic drama is totally encouraged. ooc drama is not. i expect us all to be adults and communicate with each other. do not force shipping. please respect everyone’s boundaries. if you purposefully cause problems, you will be booted. 

please try to be active ic OR ooc at least every three days. interest checks will be posted to ensure people keep their roles. no one will be kicked unless 1) there’s severe inactivity (over a week) 2) they don’t react to keep their role within the 24 hour time frame. and even then i’ll speak to you beforehand to make sure. 

THE APP

( faceclaim, gender, pronouns ) everybody here knows first last !  they’re a bartender/dancer working at bar name. they’re a age in numbers zodiac originally from location. everyone says they’re one positive trait but also one negative trait. they remind me of 3 aesthetics and you can usually catch them listening to song here. their favorite drink is drink. written by alias, age and pronouns.

please feel free to send in mixes, pinterest boards, mood boards -- whatever you feel might help me understand your character better! please send them through submit.

THE BARS

MURRAY’S (1/4 SPOTS TAKEN) a good old fashioned irish pub. most likely place for a fight to break out. often full of regulars and older customers. didn’t consider themselves “themed” until they were lumped in with the rest of the crawl. inspirations: paddy’s pub from it’s always sunny, cheers. y’know, from cheers, the dive bars we all know and love.

VENOM (1/4 SPOTS TAKEN) a vintage vampire themed strip club/burlesque. high concept, but not unwelcoming. equipped with a main room, where most people on the crawl stop to drink, and an entertainment room, where the dancers and performers work.  inspirations: maison derriere (of the simpsons fame), elvira, the titty twister (from dusk til dawn). 

COLONEL ANGUS (1/4 SPOTS TAKEN) the local gay bar. tongue and cheek, pastel and candy colored, thriving on comedy and camp. caters to all members of the lgbtq community with sapphic/feminine leanings. inspirations: but i’m a cheerleader’s production design, the works on john waters and david lynch, fans of the criterion collection. 

CHEAT CODE (1/4 SPOTS TAKEN) a barcade with everything from vintage selections to brand new vr tech. expect theme nights and big screen super smash brothers games. retro-futuristic and completely neon & led lit. almost another planet.  inspirations: the arcade from stranger things, super mario world in japan,  scott pilgrim versus the world. 

THE DOGHOUSE (1/4 SPOTS TAKEN) a cowboy bar. styled after old saloons and equipped with a trusty mechanical bull. home to square dancing nights and live country music. a welcome relic.  inspirations: wherever the fuck beiste took schue in that one episode of glee, coyote ugly, western nostalgia.

THE CAST (5/20 SPOTS TAKEN)

( jacob elordi, cis man, he/him ) everybody here knows rowan quinn !  they’re a bartender working at murray’s. they’re a 22 year old capricorn originally from austin, texas. everyone says they’re protective but also abrasive. they remind me of grease stained muscle tees, a mattress on the floor of a studio apartment, a wave of cool water on a hot summer’s day, and you can usually catch them listening to shady lane by pavement. their favorite drink is craft beer. written by syd, 23, they/them.

( lily james, cis woman, she/her ) everybody here knows marley weston aka ivy! they’re a dancer working at venom. they’re a 28 year old sagittarius originally from queens, new york. everyone says they’re driven but also callous. they remind me of well-loved leather seats in an old car, hair dye stains on a bathroom sink counter, and cinnamon chewing gum, and you can usually catch them listening to red red red by fiona apple. their favorite drink is a rum and coke. written by jace, 23, he/they.

( patti harrison, trans woman, she/her ) everybody here knows audrey do ! they’re a bartender working at colonel angus. they’re a 28 year old taurus originally from knoxville, tennessee. everyone says they’re loving but also erratic. they remind me of an abundance of party city feather boas, conversational buffy speak, the women of beyond the valley of the dolls, and you can usually catch them listening to another girl another planet by the only ones. their favorite drink is a moscow mule. written by syd, 23, they/them.

( olivia o’brien, cis woman, she/her ) everybody here knows veronica ‘ronnie’ grant ! they’re a bartender working at cheat code. they’re a 24 year old gemini originally from austin, texas. everyone says they’re witty but also guileful. they remind me of hands always stained with purple hair dye, a competitive streak that drives your mood and the art of being able to infiltrate any social circle you want and you can usually catch them listening to beast of burden by the rolling stones. their favorite drink is an apple martini. written by jamie, 24 and she/they.

( kit harington, cis man, he/him ) everybody here knows jack deacon! they’re a bartender working at the doghouse. they’re a 31 year old capricorn originally from aberdeen, north carolina. everyone says they’re patient but also aloof. they remind me of a muddy pair of boots by the front door, a threadbare jacket that he refuses to get rid of, and a firm but friendly handshake, and you can usually catch them listening to summertime by janis joplin. their favorite drink is a summer shandy. written by jace, 23, he/they.

APP COUNT

murray’s - x 3 ( charlie gillespie, joe keery,  milena tscharntke  ) venom - x 3 ( jessica sula, zoey luna, nathan bouts ) colonel angus - x 3 ( shannon purser, sza, mei pang ) cheat code - x 3 ( ellie bamber, elliott fletcher, archie renaux ) the doghouse -x 3 ( coco jones, josefine frida pettersen, cindy mello )

#discord rp #group rp #rpt #rpc #rph #semi appless

[genquerdeer]

Any queer book recs?

I will admit I don’t read much traditional literature books. Closest thing I have read is Monstrous Regiment by Terry Pratchett, which has some queer representation, and it’s about a squad of female soldiers who crossdress as men, during a 19th-century Russia style war where all the able bodied men are already on the frontlines. Sounds cool, but it’s much more feminist than it is queer.

Honestly, I’m much more into comics. Some queer comics I would recommend:

Crowded - a satirical cyberpunk look into gig economy, where there exist app where people can legally crowdfund a hitman to take you out. The somewhat unlikable protagonist, Charlie becomes victim to such a hit, and she is able to hire only bodyguad (in a gig app of course) that would take her case - a Black butch lesbian called Vita.

Sunstone - actual erotica. In fact, it’s lesbian BDSM erotica. And somehow, despite being written by a dude, it’s actually somehow really good? It’s a erotic slice-of-life romance story of a relationship between several queer women (and occasionally some men).

Dykes to Watch Out For - a comic strip by Allison Bechdel about lesbian life in the 80s.

Doom Patrol (by Grant Morrison) - it’s a really bizarre comic that is technically a superhero comic, in practice it’s... something for sure. Notable since Grant recently came out as non-binary.

The Pervert - account of life of a trans girl trying to survive via sex work. NSFW and kind of dark in tone, so might not be for everyone.

Go Get A Roomie - free, cheesy webcomic about a relationship between a perpetually asleep Lillian (Lazy Tyke) and upbeat, energetic and very horny Roomie. Somewhat NSFW and occasionally breaches into darker topics. Very lighthearted and cute, not particularly complex or demanding.

Midnighter (2015) - probably one of the best known queer superheroes, Midnighter is a gay man who is a Batman analogue - he’s one of the best martial artists in DC Universe, with a special tactical computer in his head. This is a really good series, though it doesn’t feature much of Apollo, usually Midnighter’s boyfriend/husband. Also, this is meant for adults and pretty darn violent.

The Movement by Gail Simone - interesting concept - it’s about a group of mostly queer, mostly PoC activists creating an autonomous zone in middle of their city following protests against police brutality. And no, it’s not a reaction to Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone - book was released several years prior. If you like idea of an action-adventure book with a heavily leftist political message, this might be for you.

Saga - a science fiction/fantasy book, kind of like a modern Romeo and Juliet - except they married, have a kid, and are on the run, are members of species that are at war, both are ex soldiers and kind of not like Romeo and Juliet at all. It should be noted it often delves into NSFW or dark subject matter, including sexual assault, so caveat emptor. If you can get past that though - it’s really damn good.

Batwoman - another notable DC Comics LGBT hero, it’s about Batwoman - Kate Kane, cousin of Bruce Wayne expelled from military under Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell for being a lesbian, becomes a crimefighter in Gotham. However, she is not exactly an ally - nor an opponent - to Batfamily. Where will her allegiances lie? And will she be able to save Gotham from various supernatural threats? Pretty dark tone, but pretty much SFW. Prtetty much all Batwoman series are good and recommended.

Comics I haven’t read but heard were good:

Kill Six Billion Demons

Lumberjanes

Seconds (by Brian O Malley, creator of Scott Pilgrim)

Paper Girls

The Wicked+The Divine

Gotham Academy

Revolutionary Girl Utena (manga)

Secret Six by Gail Simone

Do not recommend:

- America limited series by Gabby Rivera. It’s... really awful. Don’t read this. Some people like this for some reason? Idk, maybe pirate first issue, decide if you like it - and then actually buy the rest of the book if you do.

- Bitch Planet - nowhere near as bad as America, but it left me kind of, dunno, neither cold nor hot? I didn’t hate it, didn’t particularly like it. It beats reader over the head with overt and unsubtle feminist message - if you can accept that will determine whether you like it or not.

#anon ask

[alivingghost]

Hi! Can you do a list of your ten favorite movies? I was wondering if maybe you could break them down just a little like horror, feel good, need to cry movies etc.

I would LOVE to! Thank you for such a sweet and thoughtful ask! there may be more than ten there are more than ten. Here’s my list:

Movies that make you look at your life and ask yourself many questions:

Almost Famous - My favorite movie. It’s based on the true story of the youngest writer of Rolling Stone. Don’t look up anything else about the movie. Just watch it. Tell me when you do. The best line is, “The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what we share with someone else when we’re uncool.”

Me and Earl and the Dying Girl - I actually just saw this, but it made me laugh hysterically, then sob uncontrollably. They portray cancer very realistically. A self-hating boy unwillingly befriends a dying girl. The characters are ALL extremely unique. They all made me laugh.

Into The Wild - I adore Chris McCandless and many people disagree with me. Watch it. Choose your side. This movie always makes me sit for about thirty minutes afterwards and just not know what to do. It’s based on the book about the true story of Chris McCandless, who essentially erased himself from society and went to live in the Alaskan wilderness. His soul was too wild for this world.

The Perks of Being a Wallflower - Love this movie. It makes me feel good, but it also makes me feel like I’m not living my life how I need to be. It pushes me to do that. Plus, Ezra Miller is perfect as Patrick. It’s a very beautiful coming-of-age story that isn’t your typical high school cutesy movie or story. It deals with some heavy topics.

Inside Llewyn Davis - Oscar Isaac playing guitar and singing. Cat. Weird story. Very mellow movie. Very calming music.

Whiplash - The opposite of the previous movie. This movie gives me anxiety. The music is stellar, however, and the story is a must see. Everyone’s performance is haunting and on-point. I didn’t think I would like it going into it, but it’s one of my favorites now. Drummer wants to be the best. Intense.

Frank - Weird. Well worth a watch. Michael Fassbender wears a papier-mâchéhead.

Capote - Follows Truman Capote as he wrote In Cold Blood, one of my favorite books. He falls in love with a killer. Very good.

Dead Poet’s Society - Beautiful. Robin Williams plays a new English teacher who begins to use different and unorthodox methods of teaching. Slightly gay. Sad. You will cry.

Horror Movies that range from weird to funny to terrifying to mind-fuck:

Green Room - Anton Yelchin is amazing in this movie. It’s pretty gory, but don’t let that deter you. A punk band is trapped in a venue after witnessing a crime. This movie is my favorite horror movie. It’s terrifying. I didn’t know Patrick Stewart could scare me this much.

Cabin in the Woods - A parody of horror movies. Every monster you can imagine is in it. Very funny. Very scary.

Southbound - FREAKY. Love this movie, it’s also my favorite horror movie. Anthology. Things you don’t want to see, but secretly want to see.

The ‘Purge’ Movies - Our world, but for one day each year, crime is legal. The movies get better as they go along. I haven’t seen The First Purge yet, but Election Year was great. I adore the concept, I think the political statement it makes is iconic.

Trick R’ Treat - Another anthology. Halloween vibes. Funny little guy named Sam who kills people. Vampires. Monsters. Murderers.

Donnie Darko- Mind-fuck. Lots of sci-fi elements, but it’s in horror because of a few plot elements. A jet engine falls out of the sky and crashes into Donnie Darko’s bedroom. There’s a man in a creepy bunny suit named Frank.

Brick:

Brick - A movie that takes a modern, teenage twist on the film noir. Very nicely done. Funny in a very tasteful, dark way. Hard to describe the plot. Good movie for any mood.

Feel good/funny/musicals/’YES’ and ’UGH’ movies:

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World - One of my favorites of all-time. I love the graphic novels and love the movie. Absolutely hilarious. Scott Pilgrim must defeat the seven evil exes of the girl of his dreams.

Across the Universe - Basically a compilation of The Beatles’ songs in a really wonderfully done movie set during the Vietnam War. The covers of the songs are AMAZING. All the characters are based on The Beatles’ songs.

Moulin Rouge - A writer falls in love with a performer. Singing. A little odd.

Baby Driver - Great soundtrack. A young get-a-way driver ends up caught in a heist he doesn’t want to be a part of. The laundromat scene has great colors. Very wonderful cinematography.

LGBT Movies that remind me how great it is to be gay:

The Way He Looks (Hoje Eu Quero Voltar Sozinho)- Adorable gay movie. Happy ending. A boy falls in love with a blind boy.

Kill Your Darlings - Based on the life of Allen Ginsberg, my favorite poet, as he was first entering college. Allen gets caught up in a murder. Gay. Watch it then read some of Ginsberg’s work. My favorite poem of his is ‘America’.

Paris is Burning - Watch if you love drag queens. Wonderful LGBT movie.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch - Great music. Love the musical, as well. Sad, but hilariously exciting story. A boy is convinced to have sexual reassignment surgery in order to escape Germany during the war. It’s never truly clarified if Hedwig is trans, which is such a wonderful mystery to their story.

I Killed My Mother (J'ai tué ma mère) - Sort of coming-of-age. Mother and son relationship. There are some really visually appealing scenes.

#movie jams #me #happy

[feraldavestrider]

i never check my mentions apparently @alpacalmond and @uiyutrentasei tagged me in a GTKM thing so im gonna do it oh uhhhh 2 weeks later LOL because i cant sleep and i hate myself

i tag @hal-strider if they didnt do it? and @noctiilucent, @kiyumiarashi, @whimsicmimic and @ataliaf uwu and anyone else who wants to do it!!

how tall are you: this is a cryptid question. i get a different result every time i try to measure myself and ive never asked anyone else to do it for me. some people tell me im very short, others have told me im average height for someone who is afab. im gonna hazard a guess at 5′5 tho.

what colour are your eyes: very dark brown

do you wear contacts and/or glasses: glasses. i literally CANNOT see without them. i mean like 2 inches from my glasses-less face is so blurry its unbelievable. i get super triggered by eye stuff tho so contacts are a no go ALSO i look weird w/o glasses anyway.

do you wear braces: no my teeth r p good actually. one is a bit wonky but thats life

what is your fashion style: i mean 90% panties and a sweaty 4 day tshirt because i just spend all day in my room like a goblin. BUT when i actually go out im ur basic ass post-emo trans dude with skinny jeans, converse and a too-big graphic tee. sometimes i spice it up with a plaid shirt because im fuckin GAY.

when were you born: october 12th 1999, babey

how old are you: 18 motherfucker flashes my titties and gulps a bottle of vodka im an ADULT

do you have any siblings: yes. a younger brother and hes a cunt

what school/college do you go to: im at sixth form rn (last yr of highschool technically if ur american but im not and hs finishes at 16 yrs old here deal with it). im going uni next yr tho and this years almost over for me academically since we go on study leave soon for our final exams. uwu overshares

what kind of student are you: the asshole who never studies for tests and does homework at 5am the morning before and still manages to pull straight As to everyones anger. im also the adhd class clown who makes random noises and cant concentrate half the time. ik i hate myself too im so annoying irl even more so than online.

what are your favorite subjects: in terms of actual content of the subject, english lit fs. in terms of classmates/teachers/general atmosphere DEFFO drama we spend half of our time eating cake, singing random shit and just losing our minds while filming it on snapchat which shouldnt at all be allowed.

what are your favorite movies: god idek. um. fuck. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i cant think of a single movie. ok ok ok i got it: white chicks, premium rush, scott pilgrim vs the world, the cornetto triology too i just love edgar hes such a great director. i like a lot of the marvel movies esp the spiderman hc and thor ragnorok and both gotg were p good. i love a lot of movies my brains just a void that sucks memories up into its fat gob and steals them from me forever.

what are your pastimes: sleeping, crying, used to be rping but i gave up on that, playing overwatch way too much and getting tilted because im shit, reading fanfictions did i say sleeping

do you have many regrets: dude. my guy. come in close. let me whisper in ur ear. are you close? no, closer. ok. 

YES

what is your dream job: whoo boy. im do indecisive and i think a LOT of jobs seem super cool that id never do i.e. be an actor or be in a band. my dream job since i was like 8 was to be a writer which is unlikely since i cant even finish a pwp oneshot. but thatd be cool. id also like to write plays and direct them but thats also wild and v dream > reality. 

would you like to get married: honestly. marriage as an institution? angers me. i dont like a lot of things about it. BUT. part of the reason i hate it is honestly if ur in a long long term relationship with someone ur better off married than not in terms of the benefits so. id happily get married if the other person wanted and/or we felt like it was the right thing to do, i just dont really care about being married or having a wedding tbh.

do you want kids? how many if so: no. hard pass. i might adopt if im long-term with someone who SUPER wants kids but that likely wont happen because i dont want to get into a long-term relationship with someone so desperate for kids since i dont have that same enthusiasm. sorry. ill be ur uncle gabe but im not having my own children im just not well equipped to literally have a full time job of making sure little idiots (meant affectionately) who dont know fuck from shit dont just straight up die. i can barely do that for myself.

how many countries have you visited: shit dude actually ive only visited like... uh... 4??? a lot of my holidays tend to be to the same countries (portugal/america) so i dont have that much experience like i feel like i do.

what was your scariest dream: hmmmm. when i was a kid i had these recurring dreams where i worked at this like. “zoo” where these MASSIVE, i mean ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE string rays that were also pancakes were like. hooked up to make electricity? anyway i hated the job because we all abused the rays super bad to make them generate the power and it sucked and it was all dystopian. there was stuff where like we had to kill the baby rays and stuff. anyway one day it went all planet of the apes and they broke out somehow and could fly and they killed loads of people and i had to go into hiding because they were super clever and could id who had worked at the zoo plant and wanted revenge. its super weird ik but this is pretty tame for my dreams they go HARD and BIZARRE and this one always made me wake up feeling super sick and scared idk. ur welcome.

do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other: no im lonely but its ok because i need to work on me 

put your playlist on shuffle and without skipping the first 15 songs: ok so i dont really have a “playlist” per se so im just gonna use my top 100 2017 songs on spotify which ignores a lot of my non-spotify non-2017 bangers but whatever.

1) ‘My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark’ by FOB

2) ‘Tuxford Fall’ - Vasudeva

3) ‘Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued’ - FOB

4) ‘Fried Noodles: Getter Remix’ - Pink Guy, Getter (listen ive never watched any filthy frank he weirds me out but this is a banger)

5) ‘Brick By Boring Brick’ - Paramore

6) ‘Thnks Fr Th Mmrs’ - FOB (i really dont listen to this much fob this is crazy)

7) ‘Death Note L’s Theme Goes Metal’ - Charlie Parra del Riego (theres no defence for this)

8) ‘Turnstile’ - Vasudeva

9) ‘Idle Worship’ - Paramore

10) ‘Monster’ - Paramore

11) ‘Miss Missing You’ - FOB

12) ‘The City’ - Madeon

13) ‘Far Too Young To Die’ - P!ATD

14) ‘Don’t Stop’ - Nothing More (really this is the band i listen to much smh these results are so skewed)

15) ‘Smile Like You Mean It’ - The Killers

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