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some kenma headcanons i have

tw; none that i can think of but am open to changing if necessary just send me an ask. :)

a/n: not edited definitely grammatical errors but i'm lazy and don't care :D

kenmas main love language is gift giving.

he definitely gets you your own gaming setup that’s the same as his, but it’s themed after your favorite things and colors.

Do you need one with that much top-of-the-line equipment if you’re just a casual gamer? no absolutely not, and he knows this, but he knows it’s some of the best equipment and that’s why he got it

he also gifts you new games on things like steam without even asking, you’ll just get on and see an inbox full of games or add on's he gifted you.

kuroo jokingly calls him your sugar daddy

if you ever ask why or express that you don’t think you’re worthy of all of his gifts he’s actually so confused cause he’s just so in love with you that the idea that you don’t deserve the best is actually impossible to him 

he also expresses how he’s so thankful for you cause he’s not stupid, he knows being with him can’t be easy cause he’s always so busy and there’s times where he has no time to spend with you even though he always does his best to give you as much time or attention as he can

he’s always ready to drop whatever he’s doing if you need him though, no matter if he’s streaming or in a meeting for his company he’ll always come when you need him.

he’s definitely the type to remember everything, even if you don’t think he’s listening.

if you come to tell him something while he’s gaming, he’ll specifically turn the volume down so he can hear you better, he’d even go as far as to mute who he’s playing with if they get too loud or distracting. 

definitely the type of boyfriend where he thinks you look beautiful/handsome no matter what, even when you first wake up with bed head, morning breath and the lines from the pillowcase on your cheek.

takes off your birthday/anniversary every year, no matter what, if it falls on one of his streaming days, he’ll tweet to his fans that the stream is being moved, he mentions why and won’t even apologize cause his fans know by know that you come first always, and its fine cause they love you. if there’s a meeting that way, he has them either reschedule it or leaves it up to someone he trusts to act in his place.

has a bunch of candid photos of you, ones where you know he’s taking pictures of you as well but there’s just something about candid pictures that make his heart clench, and when i say a bunch, i mean a bunch, if anyone sends him any they're being saved.

his lock-screen and home screen are both photos of you, his password is either your birthday or your anniversary. 

his lap is always open to you if you want to sit and cuddle or chat, even if he’s streaming, he’ll gently kiss your temple and whisper asking if you’d like him to log off, and he knows when your no is genuine and when you’re just saying no because you don’t want to upset anyone.

he’s quick to shut down rumors that you’re controlling, manipulating or abusing him in any way, assuring his fans that everything he does for you he does of his own volition. 

“Kodzuken is a simp” starts trending after that, you and kuroo make jokes about it cause, people just now realized? he doesn’t care though, he’s so i love with you he’d do anything for you.

if he’s ever drained, he’ll absolutely just find you and either plop down next to you and cuddle up if you’re sitting or lying down or if you’re standing just come and hug you before nuzzling his face into you.

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may fuck around and make this just my simp blog and include ramblings for mine stranger things cause i’m currently hyperfixating on Eddie from s.4

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Bokuto may not be the smartest street/book wise but he’s emotionally intelligent and an empath so the moment your social battery ran out, you started getting anxious, or it was just a bad mental health day in general, he’s instantly making up an excuse too leave if y’all are out or calling in sick too stay with you and give you all his love and attention

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Some random soft headcannons I have about Osamu Dazai with his s/o:

Cw: mentions sex one time in the first point, mentions of stims/stimming in the third, mentions of menstrual cycle in the twelfth, anxiety mention in the thirteenth

If you find any of these ooc or don’t like them, that’s fine, block me, these are too make me and others who need it happy 😊

Dazai absolutely lives for like the most domestic acts of intimacy. Like after you shaved your legs(if you shave) he’d absolutely apply lotion for you, washing your hair in the shower, you washing his. He wants too shower together not too have shower sex (although he won’t turn it down) but for the intimacy

He adores if you do a lil happy dance in your seat when you eat your favorite foods

If you stim, most importantly happy stims, he loves them. But if they’re stims related too negative emotions he does his best too help

Always makes sure you have a cup of water (or if you’re like me, your water bottle is full) by your bed when you sleep so if you wake up it’s already there

If he notices your shoe is untied before you do, he absolutely bends down and ties it himself

If you have a specific order at a restaurant he knows it by heart

On nights he can’t sleep he likes too watch you sleep and the rise and fall of your chest so he knows you’re okay

If you wear perfume/cologne he knows which types you gravitate more towards and will buy the ones you like

He loves hand holding and cuddling

If you happen to doze off on the ADAs couch he’ll wordlessly either place a blanket or his coat over you too keep you warm and then go back too his work/annoying Kunikida

Loves making pinky promises and kissing them too seal it

If you are the owner of a uterus he knows when that time of the month is coming and preps for it, makes sure your pads/tampons, stocked on your usual cravings, and pain meds

If you have anxiety, he is very in-tuned and will realize very quickly if whatever you’re doing that’s causing your anxiety too flair up is becoming too much and will either distract you or pull you away from it

Loves watching cartoons with you in the mornings if you’re into that

It’s a personal belief of mine that he can cook and cook well so he absolutely will make your fave and on mornings where you are free from the ADA he’ll make you breakfast in bed

Absolutely loves doing face masks and self care nights with you if you’re into that

Will have pillow fights with you. I don’t make the rules, he loves the way your giggles bounce off the walls

If it’s just the two of you and he has access he’ll play bongos on your butt

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I got a small triceratops stuffed animal and it obviously made me think of Tsuki bc I named it after him🤧 so have some random hcs

He’d get jealous of you cuddling it instead of him but he wouldn’t act on it cause he doesn’t want you too think less of him

If he knew it wouldn’t upset you he’d hide it while he was home so you’d cuddle with him

But when he had too leave for away games it would show up on his side of the bed smelling like his cologne

He’d pretend it didn’t affect him but he’d get so happy on the inside that you named it after him cause it makes him feel a little bit better when he has too leave for away games

He also most definitely texted Tadashi about how you named it after him and much he loved you

His heart races if he ever comes home and your asleep or you fall asleep on FaceTime holding it especially if he goes too take it from you and you grip it tighter

Overall he has a love hate relationship with it, he hates when it keeps you from cuddling him but loves how much you love it and him

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I’m gonna 🥺❤️🦕 “teach me about dinosaurs and volleyball” my way into Tsukishima Keis pants

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Random denki headcannons I have, because I’m thinkin bout him💛

A/N:vans had these high-tops with a lil lightning bolt on the side and I finally found someplace that still had some so I’m gonna get them cause they make me think of him🥺💛

Warnings:none that I can think of, let me know if their are any that I should add!

Definitely the type too get y’all matching clothes, especially sneakers, idk why he just fits that vibe too me

He will almost never call you by your name, only pet names, when he does use you’re name you know it’s serious

Definitely the type too kiss up your arm, Gomez Addams style, he thinks it’s romantic

Supports whatever you do/want too do he just wants you too be happy

Cannot say no too puppy dog eyes, hit ‘em with the 🥺 and he’s agreeing too whatever you say.

Try’s too act like any hate/negative criticism doesn’t effect him but it does, especially ones about his intelligence, during these times please hold him and tell him how much you love him he deserves it

If you made him little lunch boxes for when he went too work he’d absolutely brag/show it off and talk about how cool his s/o is

Always praising you too others, anything you do, he’s just so proud of you and your accomplishments

He probably isn’t the best at cooking but he’s not terrible, he won’t burn your house down but the food maybe a little bland or over/undercooked sometimes but he loves cooking with you and anything you teach him he’ll remember

Ik it’s a pretty popular hc that Denki has ADHD so I definitely think he gets overstimulated sometimes after a stressful day of pro-hero work

He was probably nervous too take baths with you at first out of fear of shocking you but after he’s in love and it’s his favorite way too relax not even in a sexual way

If you have muscle issues or chronic body pain he’ll give you a massage when needed and send tiny lil shocks through his hands too try and help

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Okay, but like if I wrote a Haikyuu/Sk8 smau would that be smth ppl were interested in 👉👈 it’d be Kenma x Chinen!Reader I don’t have all the stuff planned but before I prepped as if i was gonna do it I wanted too make sure ppl were interested

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Having a poly relationship with Chuuya & Dazai and being their lil house spouse just hits different man, I want it so bad

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Reki would get so excited if you asked him too teach you too skate, he’s always wanted too teach a s/o too skate🥺 he’d insist on you wearing knee/elbow pads bc he dosent want his baby too get hurt🥺he’d hold your hands till he knew you had you balance & how happy he’d get when you do even the most basic of things🥺his reaction too you just pushing off makes it seem like you just did something a pro would do on your first try, constantly talk abt how happy he is that you trust him enough to teach you too skate to  Shokichi and the gang, when you get comfortable enough he gets you invited too S if you weren’t already a member,,,,, he’d just be so happy too share his favorite hobby with you🥺 please ask him to teach you how to build a skateboard he’ll combust

#emi.simps #reki is so pretty & such a dork big smooches for him #sk8 the infinity #reki x reader #reki x y/n #reki x you

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Some times you just gotta “*insert fictional character* would be so upset if I didn’t eat” yourself cause you can’t just let your bby be upset ya know?

#emi.simps #I absolutely just did this w/ Dazai cause I didn’t wanna eat cause I was nauseous #but I was nauseous cause I didn’t eat