#elli’s birthday spam

[lillysbigwilly]

omg how about a royalty au hc for ellie!! like knight!ellie is the main guard for princess!reader and like they have so much tension and stuff despite their different position/role in the castle xoxo

yes yes yes!! i’ve read a few royalty au one shots before and fell in love so here we go!! let me know if we want a one shot of this?!

knight!ellie headcanons

you where the princess, next in line for throne. your father the king and a great one at that

ellie, for the past two years, had been your knight. she started working for the king when she was sixteen and on your eighteenth birthday was placed as your personal guard.

she stood guard of you room for the first half of the knight, making sure no one was able to come in whilst you slept peacefully

although, the more time you spent around her, whether it was going on a walk because you were bored or travelling to nearby towns to listen to your dad speak, the closer you got to her.

instead of going to bed at nine, you would stay awake for hours. sat on the floor in your pretty little nightgown, chatting away about the adventures she had been on (she refused to leave her post, just in case)

sometimes, the two of you would speak through your door if she took the morning shift. talking away whilst your maid helped you change into the dress they wanted you in

knight!ellie would watch in disgust as your father lined up your potential suitors. the men (and ellie) unknowing that you where gay.

at the end of the night, when you where supposed to be in bed and ellie was on patrol, you’d drag her into your room and slam the door behind her. ranting on and on about how disgusting the men where

it would be that night that ellie finds out your gay. letting it slip at the end with a quick “i don’t even like men!”.

she would feel the world stop as you broke down, falling into her chest as you wrapped your arms around her. ellie would, reluctantly hold you. scared you would crumble under her touch.

after that night, you would make any excuses to spend time with ellie alone. walking around the grounds, going horseback riding, getting her to teach you archery (your father wasn’t fond of the last one but was glad you were learning how to defend yourself)

eventually, you’d start sneaking to the town ellie lived in when she wasnt at the castle (which wasn’t often) you’d end up in the tavern where ellie coincidentally was.

she’d be adamant on getting you home but after some persuasion, you ended up with a drink in your hand and dancing around with the locals.

at some point in the night, you had managed to convince ellie to dance with you. your hand in hers and the other on her shoulder whilst her other hand held your waist. you swayed and she spam you

eventually, you had given up dancing properly. your arms around her neck whilst hers fell around your waist. your foreheads pressed together

“thank you for looking after me ellie” “it’s my job princess” “job… yeah”

you knew she meant well but hearing that she only looked after you for a job hurt you more than it should

after the night in the tavern, you distanced yourself. whenever ellie asked if you wanted an archery lesson or to go for a walk, you would deny it. saying you had reading or lessons to do

ellie would have had enough of the messing about and one night when she was finishing her shift, she’d storm inside your room to see you up and reading a book in the moonlight

“you’ve been avoiding me” “i don’t think i have ellie” “why!”

she’d be so persistent on getting an answer from you, you’d put your book down and stand up. stopping right in front of her face

“i get it’s your job to care about me but i really fucking wish it wasn’t” “what do you mean” “your so oblivious”

you, too, had enough playing around and instead just took her face in your hands and placed a kiss on her lips

“you just… you kissed me” “and i really want to do it again”

and you did, this time however ellie’s hands fell onto your hips. the two of you stumbling towards your bed, ellie falling backwards whilst you straddled her legs. the kiss unbroken

you had an eventful night, sweaty body’s and passionate kisses. it was cut short though, since ellie had to leave before anyone found you both.

the day after that, you demanded your father to allow ellie to be your suitor. you explained that you really liked her, your father was a bit shocked at first (and so was all the other workers in the dining hall) but was quick to compose himself.

it took a small amount of persuasion but you were soon in a carriage to the village ellie lived in with your father. civilians watching as you drove by, you knocked on ellie’s door with a smile

it was safe to say that the next next in line for throne would be the first in history to have a woman on her arm

#the last of us #fanfic #ellie williams #ellie williams x female reader #tlou2 #wlw #ellie tlou #ellie williams headcanons #headcanon #ellie x reader #royalty au #knight!ellie

[mushtelid]

hello! since I’ll be using this account again I decided I should make a new intro post.

other blog @ppascalispunk

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i’m otter/ott and i’m 21 yrs old. my pronouns are he/him my birthday is may 8th. i am a dogkin (bernese mtn dog & st. bernard), raccoonkin, and an otterkin (small clawed Asian river otter) but I connect with mustelids as a whole, too! i’m studying speech-language pathology and audiology at a university currently in the states.

kins: ellie from tlou, bingo heeler from bluey, steve harrington from stranger things, ash from fantastic mr fox, finn from adventure time, ponyo, hilda

media* i love: the last of us (my special interest), bluey, studio ghibli, moominvalley, hilda, minecraft, heartstopper, the sims, stardew valley, stranger things, animal crossing, adventure time

things i love: brown/green color palettes, fall scented candles, homemade mugs, tattoos, graphic novels and manga, rain & thunderstorms, big comfy sweaters and hoodies, stuffed animals, stars, space, the ocean, mushrooms, ferns & moss, dinosaurs

animals i love: otters, jellyfish, triceratops, bernese mountain dogs, sunbears, highland cows

*media as in video games, movies, shows

instagram (moodboards) - @obbercore

instagram (therian/personal) - @rriverranger

tumblr (spam) - @ppascalispunk

#otherhearted #therian #therianthropy #otherkin #sfw petre #dogkin #otterkin #river otter #ottertherian #queer #he him #age regression #comfy cosy #cozycore #goblincore

[kaleb-is-definitely-sane]

When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy! Then, send to your last ten people in your notifs (anonymously). You never know who might benefit from spreading positivity <3

Awww thank you annonie <3333

My mutuals: All of you never fail to make me smile. No matter how awful I feel, I always feel loved by yall <333333333333333333333

Music: Music always makes me feel better (even when it's making me cry lol). Especially when it's my tumblr fam giving me song recs. I haven't been able to listen to a lot of them (bc of personal drama) but Ima try to get caught up today.

Poetry: I. Love. Poems Poems and poetry are just sooo ✨✨ Even poetic prose is just so incredibly beautiful <333

Moon: Omfg the moon <3333 She's perfect in everyway. I don't care if she's waning or waxing, new or full, she's perfect.

Compliments/Gifts: I love compliments. I feed of them. And tumblr is where I received the best compliments and gifts ever:

@writingwitch007 made a 20 slide PowerPoint for me and just everything you did for my birthday. Ellie I love you. Never forget that. You are pure and perfect

@mera-mann-kehne-laga wrote me a poem (i wrote it down and read it at least once a day) and just everytime she calls me her beloved idiot is just >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

@technically-bean and @jordie-your-local-halfling spamming my inbox! Lilly called me Emily Dickenson!!!!! She said (and I quote) "my brother is such an Emily Dickenson sometimes"!!!!!!!!! I will never freaking forget this!!!! Also she said I'm her favorite poet <3333333333333 And Jordie - literally everything you do and say make me laugh and feel loved. I. Will. Be. FOREVER. GRATEFUL.

@princess-paramour was my first follower. Period. This will always be my biggest flex. Back when she had like 300 and I had 0, she was my first follower and my first mutual. I am forever grateful for her. I love you Kate <3333

And shoutout to everyone who called me their brother!!!!! I FREAKING LOVE YALL MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want everyone who reads to know that you are my reason for living. I'm not joking or exaggerating. The reason I'm alive and breathing right now is because of you. I love all of you.

[carsonsweebabyturtles]

Well, next week is going to be busy with Stargate Birthday Spams. There are 3 and I might split them into 2 spams. Mitch Pileggi will get one of his own and then Ellie Harvie and JR Bourne together. Also, I haven’t forgotten about the requested Rodney and Evan Spam. I’ll get around to it.

#stargate post spam #they didn't give us enough novak for her to have her own spam #Perhaps I'll just make a caps post for her

[bondedtrauma]

angel. birthday spam incoming! ill be answering all of elli’s asks :)

#i. ⊱ writer. › ooc. #( i apologize for the spam.....itll only be a few posts uwu )

[ellisimis]

Happy birthday!!! Hope you have a great dayyyy ♥♥♥

Thank you!! ✨ I definitely had an amazing day 💕

#nonsims #lazysunjade #elli’s birthday spam

[lavenderbau]

criminal minds headcanons

derek

-is a player bc it helps him move on from what happened when he was a kid but if someone even HESIATES he immediately stops

-goes to defense classes with garcia so she’s not embarrassed

-the headphones he always wears? classical music all day long bitches

-sends part of his paycheck to ellie spicer’s mom (she doesn’t know but he’s happy to do it)

-fiercely protective of hotch bc he'll be damned if he lets jack grow up with a father (or if he loses a dad again but we don’t talk abt it)

-he takes a personal day on the day matt spicer died to spend the day with ellie (who’s hanks favorite cousin)

-after emily’s “death” he gets a tattoo of a crown on his ribs (bc he called her princess)

-goes to a different team members house monthly to fix something wrong with their house

-after he retires he teaches self defense class

-makes weekly bets with emily on who can get in more trouble with hotch for the week

hotch

-a god at mario kart

-goes to a widow support group right after hayley died (dave told him it still counted and that it would help)(dave was right)

-he has garcia makes jack’s bday cake every year bc jack wants a homemade one but he cant bake for shit

-he tries harder not to be self sacrificial bc emily pointed out if he wants reid to stop doing it he has to first (he asked what’s gonna get her to stop and he got slapped upside the head)

-jack goes to a white lies party when he’s in high school and his shirt says “i have a good relationship with my mother” that leads hotch to go on an hour lecture and threaten a therapist and emily slides him a 20 for making him go on his longest lecture yet (sorry if this is offensive my friend made a shirt like this for a party she went to and ik people use humor to cope and everyone is different!)

-has to take away the aux cord after emily kicks derek in the balls for pausing her taylor swift

-is the teams emergency contact

-only has social media to stalk jack and the team (little does he know that they all have spams he doesn’t follow)

reid

-has the messiest handwriting in the world

-often cant sleep because he feels his mind is too active and has trouble slowing it down

-tried to destroy emily’s headstone bc she said she wanted to be cremated but only broke his toe bc stone is hard

-sleeps with a night light

-lactose intolerant but is obsessed w dairy

-cant pronounce shit because he reads most of the words he learns so he always mispronounces stuff

-worst gift wrapper in the world

emily

-she goes to a pro-choice protest every year

-gets yelled at weekly by hotch for eating raw cookie dough

-she becomes a foster parent after she retires

-the most talented artist on the team if they don’t have a sketch artist available and are in a rush, emily’s there to save the day

-emily loses at least $10 every case to the “i fucking hate men” tip jar

-has a tattoo of wheels up in cursive

-on nye the team is on agreement that after her 3rd glass of champagne they all secretly switch her to kids champagne

-every time she has to flirt with an unsub she makes the boys buy her a round of drinks

-somehow is never the designated driver on team night out

-has the splits and will randomly do it in the office

jj

-she drags spencer to a women’s march in dc multiple times over the years (AS FRIENDS)

-multiple times shes turned in a report to hotch and its henry’s drawings

-when she and will are fighting she mocks his accent

-blasts taylor swift all day long

-had a meltdown when she was pregnant with henry when she thought he was going to be a virgo man

-goes on runs with derek weekly

-accidently confused hotch’s number one dad mug with her number one mom mug and she never lived it down

-always called in to settle an argument between the “kids” of the office

-makes a killer margaritia 

garcia

-she has plants named after everyone who’s ever been on the bau team

-she stress knits (everyone on the team has at least 3 blankets from her and they’re the softest shit in the world (besides the bau team))

-takes sergio whenever emily is on overnight cases (it’s part of their custody agreement)

-decorates everyone’s office on their birthdays

-has gotten everyone in the bau into astrology

-she’s the person who started the party in the usa scene from pitch perfect reenactment

-has no social media whatsoever

-secretly puts fake plants in hotch’s office to liven up the place (its not a secret but hotch likes it)

-makes the best christmas cookies

rossi

-is tiktok famous for reading karen tweets in a monotone voice

-after particularly hard cases members of the team will go to his house to play with Mudgie

-his name in emily’s phone is papa pasta

-made the team get a life360 circle and stalks them religiously

-actually has to take cooking lessons for anything other than italian

#criminal minds headcannons #criminal minds #derek morgan #aaron hotchner #penelope garcia #emily prentiss #jennifer jareau #david rossi #spencer reid #holy shit this is long #im sorry

[rfadaydreaming]

the rfa’s instagrams ♡

instagram is his most followed platform. posts a lot of thirst pictures that’s probably why. super active, uses it almost daily. really interactive with his fans, responds as much as possible so he spends most of his time doing that. does some modeling on the side here and there, but most of the pictures he takes himself. flirty captions or quick little thanks to his fans is what usually goes along with his pictures.

doesn’t use at all, posts once a year maybe. doesn’t follow anyone and probably hasn’t even liked a post before. would definitely have more followers than zen if he was active. last update was him having wine with V during his birthday. he has basic dad captions like. “Dinner with V.” “Elizabeth.” or no caption at all. doesn’t ever interact with anyone.

elizabeth (account monitored by her dad ♡) posts once every few months. has so many flex pictures??? she’s absolutely loaded and isn’t afraid to show it off. chanel, gucci baddie on the gram. interacts with her fans sometimes but its just more flexes. “elizabeth youre so cool!” “I know.”

doesn’t post hardly ever but her feed is really pretty when she does. a lot of neutral colors. long captions where she kinda vents a little or gives updates on her life. private account and only has close friends or family following her. if she’s bored she’ll go through her feed but honestly just too busy for social media most of the time. has jumin blocked.

posts mainly whenever he’s about to go live on stream. doesn’t take his feed seriously, memes or just random pictures he has in his camera roll. scrolls through his feed more instead of posting, does it at night when hes bored. food pictures or captions complaining about school is the most common.

private account and somehow verified even with his small following? no one knows how he did that but he did. posts a lot of memes or just random things. hardly ever captions his photos, its kind of crypic but thats what he’s going for. the only account he follows is elly. has a ton of spam accounts on the side.

on here and there, not super active but he’ll post once every few weeks. comments are disabled on his account and he only allows dms from people he follows so theres not much interaction with anyone. posts whatever he finds pretty. captions are really short, “Lunch with a friend! :-)” posts a lot of poetry too.

hardly ever uses his account. feed is just random pictures he takes or likes, doesn’t use a theme, filters or anything. never has captions either, just sort of posts and goes. thinks its a bit dumb. not a big social media person in general, so he’s really inactive :(

thanks for reading! find more on my mysme masterlist ♡!

#mysme #mystic messenger #mm #jumin han #jumin mysme #elizabeth the 3rd #mysme zen #zen mystic messenger #zen #hyun ryu #yoosung kim #yoosung mysme #jaehee kang #jaehee mysme #jaehee kang mm #seven #707 mystic messenger #saeyoung choi #saeyoung mysme #v mysme #v mystic messenger #jihyun kim #saeran choi #saeran mysme

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

Hi Cole. I’m bored so imma spam your inbox a bit

Gimme some good book recs pls

There is a good question anyone rarely asks me on this site

Counting Stars by David Almond (it's just- heartfelt, really. no words)

Brief Answers to the Big Questions by Stephen Hawking (no, read it. it's so personal and- enlightening, it's not even fiction but it made me sob like a baby, i miss Stephen so much bye bitches imma go cry-)

Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky (slow burn at the fullest, shit is angry, everyone is fucked, amazing monologues by drunk dudes in workers' Russia, slow burn where nothing happens very slowly, suddenly *boom* someone's dead, and the mc killed them lol)

On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous by Ocean Vuong (i don't give poetry recs often because people have their own taste but this is just- *mwah* chef's kiss- IMMACULATE.)

American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis (lots of graphic violence and swearing, if you've watched the movie, you'd know)

L'argent by Emile Zola (i never thought i'd read a book by a person named Zola *insert disturbing marvel reasons* which is also about something that i hate i.e. money BUT, this book is- you'll sit in your bed judging your own life decisions for the rest of your life)

Republic by Plato (mid-life existential crisis, we all know the drill)

Symposium by Plato (ik ik you've read it but this book screamed at my face that i am ace. and very gay too. just a hot mess really)

Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier (gay subtext that will kill you slowly)

Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman (uncle Walt being gay and having a serious crush on Abraham Lincoln, we all know the drill here too. he said that Lincoln was his man just don't even bother @ing me lmao)

Billy Budd AND Moby-Dick by Herman Melville (this man is the king of irritating gay subtext like- THOSE CHARACTERS ARE CLEARLY GAY, SIR PLEASE DON'T TORTURE MY GAY BRAIN ANYMORE PLEASE SIR)

Women In Love by D.H. Lawrence (naked wrestling lmfao. read it just for that it's so funny)

The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald (ik you must have read it, but do it again thinking of Tobey's, "it's my birthday" version owned by our favourite gays)

idk that's all i got as of now. this got gay real quick tho. sowie.

#nova <3 #book recs #asks #my asks #mutuals asks

[thenestingmama]

Picking Pumpkins

Hello everyone. I’m really glad I got some time to squeeze an update in before Halloween—pretty much all of my time is going into preparing for that, AND for the quadruplets’ first birthday next month, so I got a lot on my plate right now. Not just that, but Xochitl caught a virus, so I had to miss out on our planned trip to pick pumpkins. We’ve actually been talking about picking pumpkins for what feels like forever now, and since we don’t really have any big farms around here (I mean, we live on the beach), a dear friend of ours set up a little “pumpkin camp,” which he liked to call it for some reason, don’t ask me why, but he pretty much just brought as many pumpkins as possible from his father’s farm and placed them all around the area around his home, where the kids could play and pick pumpkins, hidden or in sight, in a safe enviroment. Sam is the one who went with them, our big kiddos and a few of their friends, Ryoichi, Nouk and Jiyah.

From what I have heard, and from what I can see in the hundreds of photos Sam took while they were there, the kids were having a really good time. It was hard to pick my usual 2-4 photos for the post, so it’s going to be a bit of a “photo spam” this time. Sam is grateful that Ellie and Ryo were such a huge help looking after the younger kids, and it’s wonderful to know they get along so well. Ryo even got a leg cramp after bending his knees to match their heights several times, so I’m sure he’ll be more careful in the future, haha. I’m happy that our kids got such a close circle of friends.

Out of all the photos Sam managed to get, only one group photo turned out okay. Who knew getting just ONE good photo of six busy children, who would much rather run around and do their own thing, than have their photo taken, could be so damn hard, haha. The kids were really happy it was taken once we showed it to them at home, so fingers crossed they’ll be just a little bit more cooperative in the future. From left to right is: Tomás, Eliana, Ryoichi, Nouk, Miguel and Jiyah.

We hope you're all doing wonderful out there, and as always, take care.

#life #eliana #tomas #miguel #family and friends #simumblr

[volexis]

tagged by the lovely lois @1642lux, thank you bb! i hope you’re having a wonderful day!

tagging (pls dont feel like u have to!): @amoroushero, @osamusriceballs, @inakou, @millie-mint, @mracleboy, @taiyaaki

preferred name — elle, ellie, anything along those lines 💕

birthday — May 4th, Star Wars Day 😎

where do you live — in a state of constant anxiety 🤩

three things you're doing rn — checking tumblr when i should be doing math homework, grading history exams, writing a short drabble in my mind as i work lmao

fandoms — anime: haikyuu, bnha, jjk, hunter x hunter, demon slayer, the promised neverland

non-anime:  pjo, harry potter (not really but i was heavily obsessed ages ago so i have extensive knowledge on it), tsc by cassandra clare

how has the pandemic treated you — my mental health plummeted drastically during the first few months due to a combination of finals and being quarantined with my parents but now i’ve adjusted pretty well to being in the house all the time so i guess i’ve become a bit of a hermit?? lmao

a song you can't stop listening to — line without a hook by ricky montgomery (it popped up in my playlist and now it’s been on repeat for days oop) and harmony hall by vampire weekend!

recommend a movie — i don’t watch movies too much but here are some of my favorites: dead poet’s society, mrs. doubtfire, spirited away, a silent voice, bruce almighty, and even though it’s not a movie, violet evergarden is absolutely marvelous and you should check it out if you can!

school, uni, occupation, other — school/college/uni, whichever one you’d like to call it

do you prefer heat or cold — cold! i live in a very hot city with little to no seasons so it’s a blessing when a small cool breeze rolls in during february 😔

name a fact others might not know about you — i’m left-handed like ushiwaka! unlike ushi, most of the people around me tend to forget about that until they actually see me writing something down and go crazy about it lmao

are you shy — sadly, yes. i tend to be very reserved when around new people or people i don’t know too well but around my family and friends i’m pretty extroverted! the only exception to these tendencies is when i’m dealing with customer service or people in the service industry (i.e.: ordering food at a restaurant)

preferred pronouns — she/her

pet peeves — people interrupting my thought process while i’m writing or doing literally anything, my lizard brain will immediately forget what i was about do write/do

fave "-dere" type — ngl i had to google these i cannot remember their names for the life of me but imma have to go with a tsundere? i guess?

life rn — this picture sums it up lmao

main blog — this one!

sideblogs — don’t have any as of now but i might make one later on

what you need to know before becoming my friend — i’m terrible at keeping up with messages/texts! if i don’t answer in a while i’m not mad or anything i just literally forgot 😅

also!! i can be v energetic and talkative if i like your vibe so i guess i’m either complete ghosting you for like 6 hours or spamming you with 5+ messages so fair warning... regardless of how much or how i interact with you just know you already mean the world to me and i adore you 🎉💕

#[🔖] tag games

[msmarvelouswinchester]

HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS TO YOU CHAN!!!!🥳🥳🥳

I know you don’t want to grow up and adult but I’m still working on that spell to stop time. If it’s any consolation, I won’t sing ‘Baar baar din yeh aaye, baar baar dil yeh gaaye’ because you don’t want this day to come again and again😂

Look on the bright side, you’ll get gifts and go out with friends and family and you’ll be in the spotlight!!!

I’m happy and grateful to know you as a friend even if it hasn’t been that long since we became friends. You’ve taught me a lot in this short period of time. You encouraged me to start writing. You thirst with me. You’re someone I can spam with memes. You give me Netflix tuition. You’re my procrastinating partner. You listen to my weird dreams. And there are a million other things you knowingly or unknowingly do for me.

Thank you for being my friend and for existing as this super awesome human. You are a kick ass woman and I love you with my whole heart😘😘😘

May you get the good Dean/Jensen dreams tonight👀😏. Have an amazing day!!! I’m sending you lots of hugs and love!!!

OMG YOU ARE THE SWEETEST! Thank you so much❤️ and so true!! I don't want to adult😭 I don't want to learn how to file taxes and all those shit! NOOO!

Also, I am not going to attend classes tomorrow lmao. MY PRESENTATION WAS OVER TODAY AND SO MORE CLASSES ON 10th!

I can watch Lucifer in peace now❤️ TOM ELLIS HAS GIFTED ME ON MY BIRTHDAY🤩

Again thank you so much! I am really glad that I got to know you and you started to write and you know how much I love your fics!! They are so good!❤️

Sending you Dean hugs as well!

#it's my birthday #chan answers

[carsonsweebabyturtles]

It’s Ellie Harvie’s birthday today and I was going to do a Novak spam but there’s not really enough Novak posts out there to do one. So, it’ll just be around 10 Novak posts I’ll be reblogging later. I’m not going to use the spam tag for this one.

#Stargate Atlantis #SGA #ellie harvie #lindsay novak

[silkylious]

From @tamasoft : for spam liking‼️

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Lmaooo ellie consider this a virtual birthday present 😼

ps ily very much and hope u had a wonderful birthday *kith* <3

#omg tiny red heart uwu #Idk if this is late cus I just saw this and tumblr is deciding to be a little shit fuck up my notifs 🤠 #anywho #happy birthday you lovely human being <3 #everyone who didn't wish ellie a happy birthday #better go wish her a happy belated birthday rn #grrrr #ellie 🔥 #chats with moots and friends 💖 #submission

[ellisimis]

Happy birthday!^^

Thank you!!! ☺️💕

#nonsims #tiny-tany-thaanos #elli’s birthday spam

[spooky-scary-virgil]

sorry for lowkey spamming y’all with ‘happy birthday...’ but ellie has challenged me and i will not give up