#either way he never goes

[rubydubydoo122]

Every four years, a video of Nightwing doing some crazy acrobatic feat pops up and the internet goes crazy saying things like "Get this man on the Olympics team"

and then that somehow leads to the internet bringing up the face that Dick Grayson-- the last Flying Grayson-- is just sitting around with blood given talent and if anyone should be repping the US in the male Gymnastics Olympics, it should be him

#dick grayson #nightwing #batfam #dc comics #dc #batman #either way he never goes #even though every four years One of his the titans and/or his are like “you totally should. Fuck Bruce and his whole secret identies shpeil

[spectral-honey]

AU where Jason gets his revenge by becoming a lawyer and getting joker sentenced to the death penalty

Bruce is conflicted about it but any time he tries to say anything on the subject Alfred just talks over him like "oh we're so proud of you master Jason you finished college and you didn't even use your father's extensive resources that could've easily gotten someone in this family a degree aren't we so proud master Bruce that Jason got himself a respectable profession--"

#jason todd #red hood #batfam #i also think it would be funny if thats literally the only thing jason does as a lawyer after that he just goes back to being a vigilante #everyone on the internet is like 'the iconic career of jason todd wayne: came back from the dead got a college degree got the joker- #-sentenced to death (finally) and then immediately fucked off to do whatever the hell it is he does for fun' #any time bruce and jason disagree jasons like 'excuse me which one of us is the college drop out and which of us is a practicing attorney?' #alfred 'you could have been a doctor but you became a furry themed vigilante instead' will never let this go #also btw jason just stole reasources from the league to get thru college. maybe at first talia was like what & then jason was like #'my alternate plan was to either get bruce to kill the joker or kill all three of us in an explosion' and talia is like #'okay. have fun at school sweetie' #BTW AN EDIT: this post is not reflective of my IRL beliefs about the criminal justice system or the death penalty #IRL those are way more complicated than gotham city/the joker/jason make it out to be #saw a few people tagging this post mentioning stuff about that

[sofiaruelle]

You look sporty today! 🏀🏈⚽️

#doodle #stardew valley #stardew valley alex #stardew alex #he’s such a gym bro #but like the healthy positive himbo kind yknow #its all about the grind and the gains bro #but make it healthy at your own pace #i lowkey feel like he’ll never go pro mostly because he’s had an knee injury #but he goes back to college after a gap year in junior year but for like sports medicine #and maybe he part times as a gym teacher/works as a zumba intructor for the ladies of pelican town #either way sports medicine and he adopts like a super healthy mindset and would be able to help shane and his recovery process

[renonv]

Ignore the difference in styles but Two wonderful ppl on discord wanted to see me untwinkify Romano so I had to deliver

“Shirtless” (his tits are already out) vers :

#hetalia #aph #aph romano #aph south italy #aph spain #spamano #hws spain #hws south italy #hws romano #hetalia world twinkle #hetalia world stars #lovino vargas #antonio fernandez carriedo #I love my twink but I also love to draw him with some fat on his bones #I guess Romano is never really a twink in my mind bc one he’s hairy as fuck and two I don’t think that stomach is flat nor hard #but either way #António goes rabid he loves to see his man eat good and he contributes to that often #so does Feliciano but that’s because he eats like a bird snd Romano hated wasting food so he’s like #FUCKING GIVE IT TO ME I’ll finish it gOD

[worstloki]

AU where Loki doesn’t interfere with Thor’s banishment at all and it takes Thor years to prove himself worthy and when he returns to Asgard everything is just. The same. Nothing seems to have changed at all and everyone greets him like his absence was a minor obstacle that didn’t fundamentally change Thor and the worst part is Loki stepped down from the place as regent without any delay and Thor can’t help but feel there’s something underlaying the way his brother looks at him now and won’t let him touch him and Thor doesn’t know what he could have missed because he doesn’t think he would have found anything wrong with the things around him and how everyone behaves if he hadn’t spent time on Earth reflecting.

#the warriors 4 not being interested in anything Thor ‘learnt’ at all #and making it clear that Thor was punished unfairly and the AllFather’s decision had been harsh #Loki saying he’s happy for Thor and Thor sees the way the smiles are forced and he sees the way Loki avoids any touch #Thor hating the way Frigga talks about Loki’s short regency and Thor’s absence like it wasn’t two whole decades or something #like she’s so grateful to have her other son back without ever addressing why he was gone #Thor just. growing during his time on earth and being much more aware of the behaviour around him #he learns to be critical and assess why people around him may act a certain way #once he realises that it’s possible for him or anyone else to be fallible and make mistakes it’s over for Asgard for him I think #Thor returns and Loki gives him the throne and everyone expects him to obviously have the throne #and Odin is sleeping and Thor isn’t comfortable with the way everyone accepts him as king regent after the banishment #Loki who either never lashed out against Jotunheim or did and it was brushed away and no one thinks about it as anything #but Loki is still deeply affected and acts the way he always would have but Thor can feel it’s not the same #he knows something is wrong and Loki won’t say anything about it and Thor doesn’t know how to bring it up #Thor sees Loki metaphorically receding into the shadows to become a nonpresence so loud Thor hears it even after returning from decades away #Thor goes to Earth and gets his priorities in order gets a new worldview learns not to take what he has for granted #and finds out he actually despised Asgard #he’s been back a week and he can’t stand it

[agnesandhilda]

the key difference between kaiser and isagi as guys who boost their self-esteem by beating others is that isagi isn't satisfied by overcoming opponents who aren't a match for his skill while kaiser exclusively picks fights he thinks he can win 

#bolo liveblogs #blue lock #bllk #isagi yoichi #michael kaiser #had this epiphany at approximately four am last night #don't think I'm saying isagi does this out of the kindness of his heart or anything either he's just challenge-motivated #this has been part of his character since the tag game when he targeted the strongest guy in the room instead of taking an easy win #looking for evenly-matched opponents to analyze and ''devour'' is a pattern for him! #kaiser meanwhile is afraid that he has nothing outside of football #(I mean this both psychologically and in terms of material wealth and security. ray dark recruited a kid with no other options on purpose) #so he never takes any chances #he goes out of his way to avoid having relationships with equals and doesn't want an opponent he can't crush #isagi's refusal to do exactly that INFURIATES him

[cubbyhole-for-flea-bee]

chifeng zun and lianfang zun heightswap has serious comedy potential methinks

#imagine how even more on-sight a pint sized NMJ would be #fixing the nieyao dynamic by giving them approx. equal amounts of SPITE #jianghu a-holes learn the hard way not to be rude to jgy in public anymore #cuz u never know if sect leader nie is standing behind him waiting for someone to give him an excuse to punch a normal-sized person #meanwhile jgy is now such a beanpole no one can physically punt him properly anymore #someone tries to kick him now he just steps over their leg #putting all the things on the highest shelves anytime someone is mean to him #pint sized NMJ can now fit comfortably in either sworn bro's lap while they play clarity #this does wonders for actually treating the qi deviation issue #he's like that owl gifset the one that goes like #despite its cuddly appearance the owl is *intense stare* a bird of prey #jin guangyao #nie mingjue #mdzs #the untamed #chifeng zun #lianfang zun #meng yao #height swap #height difference #fanart #sketching

[gayvecchio]

Frannie, you are in over your head. Meaning? Meaning, guys like him don't marry girls like you. That's fairy tale. And girls like you get hurt, and guys like him don't even know it, and that's life.

#due south #ray vecchio #francesca vecchio #benton fraser #oof the way you can see the truth of this hit ray so hard #good for frannie for saying all of this and sticking up for herself because ray was being an unfair jerk #especially since he was projecting his own fears and insecurities about losing fraser and taking it out on frannie #ray's behavior here only makes sense to me if he's acting out of jealousy #because he doesn't seem the type to get involved in his siser's love life (unless she's being harmed in some way) #and what he says about fraser directly contradicts what we know ray actually thinks about him #i can't imagine ray sees fraser as the type to 'love 'em and leave 'em for lack of a better phrase. he knows he's not like that #ray is the one in over his head and worried about being left heartbroken (and not being good enough for fraser to stick around for) #if fraser was involved with frannie; ray loses ever getting a chance with him either way whether it works out or not #if the potential relationship worked out ray would have to sit by and watch the man he loves be with his sister #and if it doesn't work out (which it likely wouldn't lbr) he loses his frienship as well because it would never be the same after #and the fact remains that fraser will likely go back to canada one day and leave ray behind #and not realize just how much it will hurt ray when he goes #AND FRASER IS LISTENING TO ALL OF THIS #HE'S JUST ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GLASS #THE PERSON RAY DREAMS ABOUT #SO CLOSE BUT STILL OUT OF REACH #i can't with them #frannie is the only brave one here i love her #ds30below

[moonshynecybin]

That hug post just shoved me straight into the I don't care who apologizes or who was wrong or all the hurt on both sides, one of the two get over it, go chase the other because this is worth it. They were so happy and FRIENDSHIP. Got me whispering like Rose, Come back Rosquez friendship, come back

EYE care who apologizes i need vale on his fucking KNEES know this. truly like. he has whatever fucking realization he has to have and for the first in his entire LIFE has to stare down marc as like. not only hurting someone he LOVES (makes him feel SICK so much of vale is oriented around protecting his people… his town his family his friends his academy kids… it really tears at him…) BUT also someone who looked up to him. once he reviews 2016/2017 mentally it’s BAAAAAD. and for a long time after his realizations he just kind of sits on it. the knowledge that he fucked everything up. that he flipped them into rivalry when it so easily could’ve stayed friendship. that he denied marc closure or forgiveness when marc was so ready at vale’s door with both. when it’s clear that vale is still one of marc’s many open wounds…

AND THEN THERES MISSING HIS ARM INJURYYYYYY truly vale (still egotistical let’s keep it real) is lowkey like I COULD HAVE STOPPED ITTT but he NEVER says that to marc EVER. but sometimes at night he’ll feel the ridges of marc’s scar tissue press against the sensitive skin on the inside of his arm and he has to take a deep breath to ride out the wave of love and regret…. like rosquez reunion to me from a vale perspective is in many ways about lost time!!! their age gap!!! fourteen years apart ten years broken up!!! vale truly thinks like. we found each other ten years ago and i WASTED so much time SO full of self loathing while marc in his deepest heart of hearts experiences these neuroses by absolutely DREADING the thought of vale dying before him like he CANNOT handle it he has literal nightmares. like yeah they got each other back but that doesn’t erase the WOUND as marc well knows…

#i mean it was never gonna remain friendship either way but he CAN be tortured by guilt over his decisions as a little treat 2 me… #eventually he puts on his big boy pants and goes to fuck the twink but LORD. the guilt. #motogp #callie speaks #asks #rosquez #i actually think vale IS crazy and egotistical but he is so clearly a man deeply involved in guilt in many ways as well….

[blinkpen]

under slightly different circumstances and with a slight genre tweak zoetrope and charlie would be those two dumbasses in an anime whose stubborn inability to fully open up and admit they are into one another in every way and need to just bang it out already manages to cause the apocalypse

#ask x #charlie k #zoetrope #monster boy #blood cw #alcohol cw #diversity win: the brick shithouse is Also mentally ill #just in a much more esoteric way that goes undetected bc he never talks about feelings / insists he has none to discuss #hey charlie you say there's nothing in you to meet any other partner half way but your ability to tend to zoe is endless #hey charlie #charlie why are you walking away get back here #charlie... we're on a bridge charlie #[haha i tricked you into reading all the tags and now you're feeling either confused or like the past just slapped you]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

pondering my lorb

We Are All Pondering His Orbs

#submission #HE IS BEING PONDERED!!! #OH MY GOD THIS EDIT IS AMAZING!!!! #The fact you added tears on the wizard absolutely elevates this to fine art #Thank you so much!!! B'*) It's been a stressful week and this absolutely injected the necessary serotonin I needed into my veins #I want people to see this asap so no thank you doodle B*( but know in my heart this now has a special room. #I'm up way past my bedtime and I don't want people knowing how I live so this goes in the Queue. #Scrolling back up to look at the orb. Endless pondering. Im so mesmerized by this. #Either the wizard is a stand in for readers of PD!MDZS or the wizard has trapped lwj inside his orb and is being *blasted* by guilt #Dearest clintbeefwoods....I would never trap you in an orb. Even though I am pondering you. I would let you roam free range

[nikikikiko]

i was thinking abt kid’s humanity and contemplating if i should post an analysis about it and then it hit me that maka albarn would probably listen to nightcore. but also i feel like soul would absolutely despise nightcore with his whole body (he gets a very visceral reaction. he really hates the sped up and squeaky voices nightcore makes) so it probably ends up with a lot of conversations like this:

soul “what r u listening to?”

maka, listening to Monster How should I Feel Nightcore “nothing. dw abt it.”

#soul eater #headcanons #soul eater headcanons #death the kid #but hes mentioned only briefly #im sorry #this is actually a #maka albarn #and #soul eater evans #headcanon zone #i just think maka has what it takes to be the nightcore kid of her friendgroup #and on that: i think crona ALSO likes nightcore #blackstar probably found out at some point #tried to listen to nightcore and well #either he really loves it and he’s super proud abt it and goes since im a big man im super supportive #or he found out what hell sounds like #either way maka has TRASH music taste though and nightcore doesn’t change this #soul is trying to wattpad protagonist his way into fixing her but no he can’t she’s too far gone #she’s never allowed to pick the music ever because she WILL just turn on like cascada every time we touch nightcore and EVERYONE suffers

[somnimagus]

more doodles. I like the energy V brings to cutscenes

[id in alt]

#devil may cry #dmc #v dmc #he really enriches the experience #it's like he's never sure what's going on but decides he's pretty into it either way #couldn't care less. barely conscious in fact - and yet all with an odd enthusiasm #it's the 1 thing i didn't draw but i love how his default is just vaguely smirking into the distance while people talk to him #what does he see #oh but special mention to how he goes boneless whenever griffon picks him up. that's actually my most favorite thing #fan art #my doodles

[hanzajesthanza]

people (the rest of the hanza. not including geralt) often forget that cahir was 1. the guy that kidnapped ciri 2. an officer in the military

he’s literally so polite in geralt’s company you wouldn’t even guess he was the black knight. and yet. and yet.

i’m never certain exactly how to reconcile this tactful and strategic mind with the terrified young man

#geralt never forgot but everyone else (maybe also except dandelion) was like ?? but ?? friend ?? friendship???? #i imagine him barking an order to dandelion once and dandelion straightened up and obeyed #opposite of when cahir was looking over dandelions shoulder lol #maybe joke but #in my idea where angouleme goes missing . geralt is like. what do you think we should do #cahir’s like why me. geralt’s like. well. she’s ciri-shaped #milva enacting clemency for cahir after geralt chases regis away is fantastic #regis saved you from the noose and you’ve chased him away. thats your business. but but cahir saved me. so we’re comrades >:( #geralt seething he’s going to kill him and then like nooo i can’t kill him idk why … #when cahir joined the rivian forces 😭😭 because he in no way resembled a civilian #each of the company members have insane backstories they really are the PCs of the d&d campaign #and angouleme is the one npc they pick up and adopt into the company and defend to the end #so we’re looking for this guy’s daughter he’s bound to her by destiny #this guy kidnapped said daughter but he said sorry for it later #milva worked with dryads to kill people and regis is a vampire that drank people #and this guy is famous like beyoncé #angouleme: [sniffs] ‘kay #the elbow-high diaries #i need her to keep regis humble bc regis is like dont worry i dont bite people 🥹 and shes like yeah ok dont care either way #geralt is like oh hell do not explain to her all of this again. we spent too much time on this already last book #you know you are the reason we have three stars on goodreads #regis like i know… 🙂 if i wasn’t here you’d snag us zero…

[waterberry-strawmelon]

just gonna go ahead and say this in advance—

if Riz does indeed come out in junior year, and he says, “I’m ace” or “I’m asexual” when referring specifically to his lack of romantic attraction, aromantic people are allowed to be upset about it.

#because yes of course some people irl say ace to mean both bc that’s how they personally identify #but in fictional media the distinction is necessary. especially with how few canonically aromantic characters even exist in ANY mainstream/ #popular media. #I assure you I’m not invalidating anyone who is ace and they mean that to include lack of romantic attraction. #But to look at this from a MEDIA PERSPECTIVE its irresponsible to do this w/out clarification that they also know the word aromantic exists #because otherwise that’s just a conflation of asexual and aromantic without any nuance #and an erasure of aromantic people who are not asexual. #Plus—name a single fucking time a character in mainstream/popular media has said the word aromantic. #Because I can name several instances where they say asexual. But I can’t think of ONE where they say aro or aromantic. #(Maybe that Isaac kid does in season 2 of Heartstopper? But I haven’t seen it so I’m not 100% sure.) #anyways. #the way this fucking fandom—and ANY fandom with a canon aro character—discusses the aromantic spectrum #is blatantly just to remove their own personal guilt for shipping that character with other characters and erasing their orientation. #because yes aromanticism IS a spectrum!! But when people talk about fabriz and say ‘he can still be ace!’ (Which is aro erasure) or #‘he can still be aro!’ They never SHOW riz still being aro or having any kind of complex relationship with romance. #I’m angry and I’m allowed to be. #I get that a ship you liked may be hard to let go of or something #But I’d be much less mad if all the fabriz fans said ‘yeah I know Riz is aro in canon and he and Fabian would never get together. #I just like to imagine it sometimes in fiction/fanon!’ Then that would be a WHOLE different conversation #Because then they’d at least be acknowledging that riz doesn’t feel romance in canon. That fabriz is something that actively #Goes against the canon characterization of one of those characters—and that’s fine. Just fucking ACKNOWLEDGE IT. #But most of these people either WANT fabriz to be canon/believe it WILL BE canon #OR I guess feel uncomfortable confronting the fact that they ARE erasing riz’s aromanticism so they don’t even acknowledge it at all. #fhjy #fantasy high #d20 #dimension 20 #riz gukgak #aromantic riz gukgak #fhsy

[coquelicoq]

crashes ur board meeting n drags u out by the collar but its fine bc youre the one always saying shit like "im looking for people i can use" ok lol. get used idiot

#just tracing like. the sequence of events that had to take place in order for this to come to pass #1. natori and his shiki are skulking around homura stalking ban. possibly it's just his shiki and natori is elsewhere. #either way 2. natsume shows up and natori learns about it either bc he witnesses it or a shiki comes to tell him #3. natori gets in his little richard scarry apple car (this is my mental image for some reason) & fucking. BOOKS IT to the matoba compound #4. goes inside. presumably matoba lackeys try to stop him bc their boss is in an important meeting but somehow he gets past them #(possibilities here are v fun to think about. maybe natori does this all the time and they're used to it. maybe he's never done it before #but they're all on orders to let natori in if he ever shows up. maybe natori convinces them he's supposed to be IN the meeting #which is great because it sounds like some important clan thing so what is he in the clan now??) #5. interrupts matoba's meeting like 'i need you' and matoba's like 'bye everyone whatever this is is more important' #6. they get in natori's comical apple car (again the apple car is not canon don't worry about it) #& natori drives like a bat out of hell back to homura. (SOURCE: matoba is so scarred he refuses natori's offer for a ride later) #i wonder what they talk about on the way there? because they don't talk about why natori is stalking ban until much later #so they must be busy talking about something else. but what?? #that or they're both too distracted by all the near-death experiences from natori's crazed driving lol #natsume's book of friends #natsume yuujinchou #homura cats arc #horrible exorcists #my posts #sidenote i feel like that page at the end where both matoba and sensei refuse natori's offers of a ride is really funny because #sensei's reason is that it will take too long. but sensei did you know natori drives like a speed demon? think it thru... #also like. how long did it take him to decide to involve matoba? was that his backup plan all along? #also it's pretty lucky that he found matoba at all considering he could be anywhere...the matoba have like 15 houses... #he has matoba's schedule memorized lol #natori sparkling to the assorted clan members in the meeting: sorry ladies and gentlemen i just need to borrow this~ #*throws matoba over his shoulder and fireman-carries him to the parking lot*