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hersheyalmond · 2 years

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Steve, to Dustin: Just pretend you don't care and they'd go nuts for you, the chicks dig it

Dustin, unimpressed: Uhuh yeah sure

-a few weeks later-

*Eddie, rambling to Steve about metal while Steve drives and Dustin sitting in the back*

Steve, uninterested:

Eddie: Are you, are you even listening to me dude?

Steve, shrugs: I was but I honestly don't really care dude

Eddie, malfunctioning:

Dustin: Holy shit

#give us steddie #give dustin his two dads #steveddie #steddie #steve flirting 101 #incorrect stranger things quotes #incorrect texts #eddie munson #stranger things 4 #steve harrington #stranger things #dustin henderson #eddie is the chicks

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yabakuboi · 1 month

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There's an incredibly pretty girl at the front desk in Family Video, and Steve—Eddie's boyfriend of eight months—is leaning over the counter with a sly smile and half-lidded eyes.

Eddie pauses in the doorway, struck dumb for a moment as he takes in the scene, and then gleefully ducks down behind the nearest shelf.

"So tell me," Steve says, all low and intimate. "What kind of movie were you looking for?"

"Um," the girl says. She doesn't sound very enthusiastic—barely indulgent at best. Eddie wishes he could see, but any sight of him will ruin Steve's chances right now. He's got a pretty good mental picture though. "I really like those old black and white movies, the really glamorous ones, you know?"

"Oh, totally," Steve sighs, like he's swooning. "Like Cary Grant, Clarke Gabel?" Eddie can practically hear his smirk. "Katharine Hepburn? Ginger Rogers?"

"Oh, I love Ginger Rogers!"

"Really?" Steve says matching her excitement. "Well, you're just in luck! Robin here knows all about those old black and white movies, don't you Robin?"

Eddie presses a hand to his mouth to hide his snickering. Robin had looked like a hooked fish when he'd walked in, she's gotta be gaping stupidly right now. "Uuuh," he hears her mumbling, and tries not to snort too loud. "Y-Yeah, uh, golden age of Hollywood stuff, absolutely. I could? Show you where they are?"

"Oh my gosh, that would be amazing!" the girl says, her interest in the conversation now warmed by several degrees. Eddie is still a little in awe of how well his boyfriend can sniff out gay girls.

"I got the front here, Robin," Steve cuts in smoothly. "You ladies take your time, make sure you pick out a good one!"

Eddie waits another beat, listening at their footsteps shuffle away, before he pops up from behind the shelf. Steve, lighting up like a Christmas tree, beams at him.

"Am I a genius or what?" he whispers, grinning ear to ear.

"Your lesbian powers know no equal," Eddie says just as quietly, taking the girl's spot at the counter, leaning into Steve's space. Steve happily mirrors him, until they're tucked together, the world narrowing down to the two of them. It's Eddie's favorite place to be. "All hail Steve Harrington, blessid he, lesbian whisper. Come to aid all useless queers in the fight against singledom."

"Thank you, thank you," Steve says with an air of novel benevolence. "I promise to only use my powers for good."

"Dingus. Doofus."

They jump away from each other as if shocked. Robin glowers at them both, but the pretty girl behind her is giggling and standing way too close for friendly, just at Robin's elbow.

"Move it, lovebirds," she hisses as she rounds the desk. "I need to check Claire out."

"I think you already have," Steve says. His smile this time is down right evil.

Robin actually hisses at him, and hip checks him away from the register. Eddie does a bow, sweeping his arm out to give Claire the prime spot in front of the desk, before he turns back to Steve.

"My dear, if you could please," he simpers, all posh and nasally. "Show me to your finest, grossest horror movie, thank you my good sir."

"Ugh," Steve groans already heading off into the shelves, not waiting for Eddie to follow. "You're lucky I love you, Ed. Shit gives me nightmares."

"I know," Eddie sings, chasing him. "I love you too."

#steddie #stobin #steve is the barney to robin's ted mosbey #what a horrifying sentence but the sentiment is there #oh no a himym steddie + buckingham au when???#ANYWAYS just imagine the store is totally empty and steve saw this chick at dyke night when robin dragged him along one time #so he felt super confident in the safety of being a lil more open #this was silly i actually wanted to write it about eddie being in love with steve's evil nasty face when he brutally roasts robin/everyone #instead it was this thank you for your time #my steddies

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fifthnailinstevesbat · 16 days

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thinking about steve in that first scene in nancys bedroom back in season one. thinking about how goofy and flirty and charming and playful he was being. thinking about him being like that with eddie, and how eddie would react to that version of steve. the whole talking in a silly voice, acting as that stuffed bear, the whole “bad steve :( don’t do that to miss nancy :( “ and “you are beautiful nancy wheeler”.

eddie plays dnd, even more so, he DMs dnd games, he stands up on tables in cafeterias and makes big theatrical scenes to rant about issues he has strong stances on — that man knows how to put on a show, and enjoys to watch one too. see: immediately accepting erica into hellfire as a replacement after seeing her go on one of her tangents, showing off her attitude and how she isn’t afraid to get in your face to get her way. he LOVESS that shit. lives for it. seeks it out. so when steve starts getting like that around him he would just crumble immediately i just know it.

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watchyourbuck · 2 months

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Why are we all collectively ignoring Eddie saying “you can never have enough closet space” and Tommy doubling down with “ain’t that the truth, right, Evan?” SJDJDJDSJDJS pls im–

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dreamofbecoming · 1 year

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i’ve seen conflicting opinions on whether eddie would listen to springsteen, but i feel like the answer should be obvious. i mean, the guy painted a woody guthrie reference onto his first guitar, you can’t tell me he doesn’t have a soft spot for the johnny cashes and the willie nelsons and yes, the bruce springsteens of the world. guys with gravelly voices who sing about loss and disillusionment and being left behind, by life or the government or the girl they love. add in that springsteen openly made out with another man on stage (a black man no less) and you can’t tell me eddie wouldn’t be hooked. queer guy sings about being stuck in a small town and doomed love and hating the man? that’s his fucking shit right there. maybe he wouldn’t admit to liking him in public to protect his metalhead cred, but eddie values music, he values sincerity, he values bravery.

anyway my point is that in the 90s/00s eddie is absolutely a closet dixie chicks fan and i will die on this hill

#stranger things #eddie munson #yes robin turned him onto them #yes he pretends to be annoyed when she drags him to concerts but he definitely rearranged at least one song into a harder cover #getting blacklisted from the industry for openly opposing the war is the most metal thing he can imagine ok?#steve gets stupid into the indigo girls too that’s unrelated but it’s true #also yes i know they’re not called that anymore #but they were then so that’s what he would have been #shit am i deadnaming a band? is that what i’m doing? fuck #he’s a chicks fan ok he just is #my writing #technically

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eddiebuckley-diaz · 2 months

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Stopppp their faces! Say LESS!

Something about how a picture says a thousand words or whatever

— this so from the bachelor cross over promo

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shortsighted-owl · 2 months

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Sound off, who needs reviving after the second hand embarassment?

#911 on abc #evan buckley #tommy kinard #eddie diaz #marisol #hot chicks I SHOUTED OH BUCK #911 spoilers #bucktommy

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chronicowboy · 7 months

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traitor joe's x what if i (the grocery store song), molly grace

#sami rambles #sorry but this whole song is so eddie coded #also just because i find it funny:#I'm a whole snack in whole foods #I'm in Kroger looking real cute #I'm the hottest chick in Publix #I'm in CVS for your sugar fix #In Aldi he want all dis #The top of his grocery list #see. eddie coded.#buddie #buck x eddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #911 abc #911 show #buddieedit #buddie edit #buck x eddie edit

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harrywavycurly · 2 months

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I think it would be so funny if Eddie has to literally act like Dustin is his son because when he met you at the arcade with Dustin he can’t think of a non-weird way to say “oh he’s not mine I’m just his dungeon master” when you say how funny his son is and point at Dustin who is threatening to unplug the Dig Dug machine right behind him because it ate his quarters so Eddie just says “thanks” and then you smile and slip him your number because who doesn’t love a cute dad who takes his son to the arcade?😂

#i feel like things like that would 100000% happen to Eddie and Dustin would probably be used to it #you know Steve uses those kids to pick up chicks so why can’t Eddie? lol #eddie munson concept #Eddie Munson #my little dungeon master baby #eddie munson imagine

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al-xks · 2 months

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