Anakin: *training Luke* Okay son, the first thing you need to do is learn how to use your lightsaber with only one hand.
Luke: Why?
Anakin: Don’t worry about it.
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River Song is just like Mara Jade River Song is just like Mara Jade River Song is just like Mara Jade River Song is just like Mara Jade River Song is just like Mara Jade River Song is just like Mara Jade River Song is just like Ma-
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John W. Gardner says that History never looks like history when you're living through it, yes. What does it look like when you can't stop living through it, though? When it's not even history to you yet?
don't fear the reaper - stephen graham jones
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My personal headcanon in Star Wars is that Owen is the motherhen / helicopter parent while Beru is the cool uncle.
Beru, walking into the living room to see Luke wrestling with a two-meter long womp rat, the whole room is torn apart, Luke is biting the womp rat, the womp rat is biting Luke, there is blood but it’s impossible to tell from which: “…Luke, do you remember where I put my keys?”
Luke, still biting the womp rat: “mmrbfksb”
Beru: “Oh yeah, I put them in the fridge to scare Owen. Thanks, Luke.”
Beru: leaves
Silence
Beru, walking into the kitchen: “I found Luke.”
Owen: “Good. Is he doing his homework?”
Beru: “Nah, he’s wrestling a womp rat.”
Owen: “… what?”
And cut to Luke, frantically trying to shove the womp rat out the window, while Owen appears in the doorway behind him, boss music playing in the background
Owen: “Luke Skywalker, what have I said about wrestling womp rats?? They are dangerous! And you’re bitten! Why didn’t you call for help? You could have rabies, you could have died, you should have asked for help, I swear to the gods, Luke, if you die from a womp rat I am going to revive you just to ground you for life you are grounded until you’re thirty-“
I just think Beru is the one who is chill while Owen is the one whose hair went grey raising a Skywalker, you know?
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also ana's mom is like "men arent actually that complicated. they are stupid, and only speak literally. take him at his word and be thankful he can read. they are also so emotional." kind of iconic
ana's mom is so wild like what is up with her. like the "often-recited warning: never trust a man who can dance". ??? I'd understand if it was in reference to metaphorical dancing, but ana remembers it...when they are literally dancing. on the dance floor. it may be intended to imply that his physical dancing carries over into metaphorical, but it just comes off so odd. what did dancing men ever do to you, ana's mom?
I'm almost halfway through the book (p. 233 out of like 510 or something). and I don't know what to do with myself. should I power through and read the entire trilogy back to back? or should I take a break to read something nice in-between? what do I say to my dad if he asks what I've been reading recently. if I said fifty shades of grey he'd support my ability to make decisions for myself but also judge me a little. like a "you can do whatever you want but why would you want that. you can do better" and he's right!! I can do better! and yet here I am...
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is abm2 told from lucifer's pov like the first book or is it someone else's 😨
Book 2 will focus on Azazel, but Lucifer will be a major character and the progression of his relationship with Michael is a major component of the story, so don't worry!
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if a series tries to incorporate a female protagonist around the time that it starts dipping in quality, i will ALWAYS feel protective even if i know it's not good because i know people are going to blame the female protagonist. i wish i didnt have to do this
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absolutely insane that an ep called name of the doctor is really about clara. 💆♂️
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