NEW X-MEN: THE ANIMATED SERIES - SEASON 2, EPISODE 3
We open on the Xavier Institute in the middle of the night. Dressed in casual clothes, sipping a beer, and with a six-pack at his side, Cyclops is seated on the roof and looking up at the stars. We cannot see his eyes, but we do not need to to know the pain in them.
"Room for one more?"
With the grace expected of a goddess, Storm floats up to the roof.
Scott is unsure until Ororo warmly smiles at him. He can't help but smile back at her, and pull out another beer for her. Ororo takes it and sits down next to him.
The two sip their drinks and stargaze together.
SCOTT: "I miss her so much."
ORORO: "We all do. We can only hope that, wherever Jean is, whatever she's doing, she's happy."
Another moment of silence.
SCOTT: "Thank you. For still talking to me."
ORORO: "You did an awful thing. But, unlike someone else, you know it was wrong. It was a mistake, one with grave, unforeseen consequences, but not a mistake I expect you to make again."
Scott's smile widens as he hangs his head and thanks her again.
ORORO: "We'll get through these dark times the way we always have. As a team. When Jean eventually comes home, your wife and my sister returned to us, our family will be whole again. And then, we need not ever even speak the name, "Emma Frost" again.
Scott chuckles. He hopes that day comes soon.
Scott raises up his beer, and Storm clinks hers against it.
We cut directly to a large home in Mississippi, where Rogue kisses her mother, Irene Adler on the cheek.
The two are standing in the doorway. Rogue wouldn't look out of place on a runway, while Irene, a blind, frail old woman with gray hair in a bun, glasses to hide her eyes, and a sweet smile on her face, is dressed far more conservatively.
Rogue says it's been nice spending time with her again, but she really does have to get back to Remy. Irene understands, a wife needs to be with her husband, but asks her to please never be a stranger again.
ROGUE: "If you can avoid stayin out of any more trouble, that won't be a problem."
Rogue gives her mom one more kiss, before saying she loves her and flying off.
Irene waves goodbye and shuts the door, only to immediately shift personas, a sneer overtaking her face as she cracks her wrinkly neck.
Irene puts on her Destiny costume, grabs her sidearm, and dons her helmet, all the while growling about how much she hates Gambit, and how she, for the life of her, cannot understand what Anna-Marie sees in her.
In the basement, Toad, Blob, Avalanche, and Pyro - the Brotherhood of Evil - are gathered. It's been a while since they were all together, and they're all catching up. Pyro just got out of jail after three years, and is positively itching to burn something again. Avalanche says he should count himself lucky. He was living on Genosha, and only wasn't there when everything went boom because he was getting drinks with Blob. Blob meanwhile has been in therapy.
PYRO: "You're in therapy, mate?"
BLOB: "Mmhmm. You should consider it too, Pyro. For a Flatscan, Dr. Garrison is the best."
Toad laughs at this.
TOAD: "Well, while you've been talking about your fee fees, I totally banged Husk!"
PYRO: "The X-Men girlie?"
AVALANCHE: "Isn't she a kid?"
TOAD: "She's 19!"
The other three exchange glances.
AVALANCHE: "Oh. Well then I just don't believe you."
As Toad shouts back, he's quickly silenced as Destiny comes downstairs, the boys all terrified of her mere presence.
Now that Rogue is gone, they can get down to business. Her wife has been in SHIELD custody for months now, and she refuses to tolerate that any longer. The four of them are to break into the prison she's being held in and bust her out.
Blob wants Mystique free as much as they do, but he raises the obvious question: won't the X-Men come to stop them?
TOAD: "Eh, he's got a point, boss. You see who's on their team these days? I'm awesome, but I dunno if the rest of these guys are up to fighting them."
Pyro smacks Toad on the back of the head.
DESTINY: "Yes, on your own, there is no future I see where you can succeed. This is why I've enlisted someone else to lead this mission."
AVALANCHE: "And who's…that?"
The Brotherhood all strike looks of disbelief as they glance up the staircase.
The camera pans up a short, muscular, excessively hairy man in a white tank top and jeans, chomping a cigar.
LOGAN: "Sup, bubs?"
Back at the school, Cessily and Roxy are hanging out in Bling!’s dorm room. The two are seated on Roxy’s bed, her side of the room decorated with band posters, with instruments all over the place. Cessily has headphones on and is listening to a hip-hop track. She’s clearly enjoying it, bobbing her head along with it. Roxy is happy to just watch her reactions until the song finishes.
Cessily takes the headphones off and tells Roxy that the song was amazing! Roxy plays it casual and says it’s not perfect yet and her mom and dad are still working out the kinks.
ROXY: “Aaaand, once they have, I may have talked them into letting you audition in front of them for a spot as a background dancer in the music video.”
Cessily freaks out with excitement and anxiety. That’s so cool, but also does she really think she can do this? Sofia’s the dancer, not her. Roxy assures her she’s seen Cessily’s cheer routines, and she should be perfect. And if she isn’t, her parents already agreed to let her be an extra no matter what.
Cessily practically squeals with joy.
CESSILY: “Roxanne Washington, you are the coolest girl in the world.”
ROXY: “Girl, I know that already.”
She smooches Cessily. To her surprise, Cessily suddenly shrinks in her seat, partially literally, as her face falls. Roxy questions what’s wrong, with Cessily explaining that she’s so amazing, and this opportunity is incredible, but…
CESSILY: “What will people say? Won’t everyone hate that there’s a freak in the background? Dancers in music videos are supposed to be hot.” Cessily partially melts onto the floor. “Not sure how *anyone* could look at me and think that.”
Roxy holds Cessily, not caring one bit that Cessily is mostly goop right now, and tells her that, first off, she’s been starring in her parents’ videos since she was little. Anyone who had a problem with Mutants checked out a long time ago, and they’re still riding high as hip-hop royalty. And as for Cess herself…
ROXY: “You’re stunning. One of a kind. The most beautiful metal in the world.”
Cessily liqufies even further, but this time with a smile creeping across her face.
CESSILY: “You mean that?”
ROXY: “I never lie.”
Roxy detaches a piece of diamond from herself and sticks it into Cessily, tickling her with it.
Laughing hysterically uncontrollably, Cessily jovially tells her girlfriend to stop. Roxy only joins in the laughter.
We cut from Roxy laughing to Roxy shouting, as Bling! and her squad run drills in the Danger Room. The rest of Roxy’s squad consists of Pixie, Match, Indra, Loa, and Network. They are not doing well, with Roxy unable to hit the target circling her with her diamond shards, Loa unable to catch the target she’s supposed to disintegrate through, Match running out of steam before he can finish melting his assigned beam, Indra’s armor form unable to withstand the drone attacks it faces, and Pixie just getting scared of the drones she’s supposed to be fighting and flying headfirst into a wall.
PIXIE, rubbing her bike helmet on the floor: “Aww, thanks helmet. You’re always there for me.”
The only member of the squad who’s performing well at all is Network, who’s using her ability to interface with technology to shut down the other tests one by one.
Above the Danger Room, the kids aren’t the only ones who are frustrated. Scott is on his phone, shouting at the top of his lungs.
SCOTT: “Your vacation is over, Sunspot! Get back here, now! Northstar says he wants your spot, and I WILL give it to him!”
Scott hands up and takes a breath as he joins the rest of the teachers present, Hank, who’s squad this is, Iceman, who wanted to come see his oldest friend, and Emma, who was curious to see what Bling! had since she’s spending so much time with her squad now.
Beast knows it’s not what she was hoping to hear, but, no, Bling! Is, fittingly, quite close to Mercury’s skill level currently, not the rest of her little prodigies.
BEAST: “Of course, there’s no shame in one’s strength being in the lab.”
ICEMAN, obnoxiously eating a banana: “Yeah, we wouldn’t be able to do anything without you science dorks.” Bobby swallows. “Good thing to be getting your seat nice and warmed up for her.”
BEAST, unamused: “Mmhmm.”
Suddenly, Network is blasted across the Danger Room and into the opposite wall, hitting her head and getting knocked unconscious.
As everyone freaks out, Scott orders Beast to shut the Danger Room down and tell his kids to stay bacl. He questions what happened, but Beast isn’t sure. Before she ever set foot in the Danger Room, he’d made sure Network’s powers would never trigger any defensive response.
Scott pinches his forehead. He’s gonna go make sure Sarah is okay, and help calm the others, who are still visibly freaked out downstairs, but he wants Beast to make figuring out what happened and fixing it his top priority. No more kids are getting hurt inside these walls, dammit.
Beast understands, but Iceman wants to help. He may not understand any of this stuff, but there has to be someway an Omega can be useful. Besides, it’ll give them more of a chance to catch up.
BEAST: “Oh, that’s really not necessary.”
ICEMAN: “Come on, I don’t mind, it’s all chill.”
The others all groan at that.
EMMA, putting a hand on Scott’s shoulder: “Well, while you boys get to work, I have some new students to greet.”
SCOTT, swatting Emma’s hand off of him: “New students? I haven’t received any reports about any. Who’s bringing them?”
EMMA, clearly displeased with Scott’s attitude: “Oh, don’t worry about that. They have their own means of transportation.”
At an airport, a private jet lands. With a driver and limo waiting for them, attendants seeing to their luggage, and a carpet rolled out, five identical blonde teenage girls, sporting sunglasses, exit their place and enter their car. The limo rolls out and drives across New York City, until arriving at the Xavier Institute.
The girls get out and step through the school’s gates. As they remove their sunglasses and put them in their purses in unison, their eyes look like they’re all judging the school.
ESME: “This seems…”
SOPHIE: “...adequate.”
As the five strut toward the school itself, the bombshells draw the attention of the students who are presently outside. For one student, however, simply looking at these mysterious new girls isn’t enough, as he rushes up to them.
DJ, with a cocky shithead smirk on his face: “Hello, ladies! You must be new here. I’m Mark. I basically run this place. Want me to show you around?”
The girls smile as their eyes glow a familiar shade of blue in unison.
“Go jump in a well.”
Mark’s eyes flash blue for just a second.
DJ, with the dopiest dumbass grin on his face: “OK!”
DJ runs off to go jump in a well.
(AUTHOR’S NOTE: DJ was never seen again.)
As the girls laugh among themselves, they’re greeted by Emma.
EMMA: “The Stepford Cuckoos. A pleasure to meet you all.”
Pointing at them one by one, she makes sure she knows who is who. In the center of their arrangement is Sophie, at her sides are Esme and Phoebe, and on the ends are Celeste and Irma.
Emma notes that, with her now teaching Jean’s telepathy class, she’s gotten a chance to know an obnoxious, arrogant young man who thinks he’s the most powerful telepath of his generation. She hopes that her expectations for these five remarkable, well-bred young women are rightly placef, and they’ll be able to crush his dreams.
THE CUCKOOS: “We settle for nothing but the best, Ms. Frost.”
EMMA: “Girls after my own heart.”
Emma volunteers to show them around and introduce them to her current prized students, but they tell her that won’t be necessary. They’ve already ripped the knowledge of the campus’ layout out of the other students’ heads, and they already have a very good idea of who they want to be friends with.
Emma pays no mind as they all smile obviously evily.
In the Danger Room, Beast is going around opening to panels to examine the system’s inner workings. He remarks to himself about how this room has always been such a scientific achievement, always updated to be on the cutting edge of progress. Professor Xavier truly is a genius like no other. He hopes he can live up his standards on its maintenance.
While Beast says all this, Bobby stands behind him, clearly not paying attention and lost in his own little world. Hank notices.
HANK: “Bobby, are you even paying attention, or am I speaking to the air?”
BOBBY: “Sorry, sorry. Yeah, the professor was great…mostly. But come on! I wanna hear about what you’ve been up to, fuzz. Get it? Rhymes with cuz? And you’re fuzzy?”
Hank pinches his nose and tells Bobby that between teaching and his research, he hasn’t had time to “be up” to anything. Not anything he’d understand at least.
Bobby questions why it seems like Hank isn’t happy to have him around. Didn’t he miss him? As Hank starts to answer, he presses a series of buttons on a panel, which results in a trap door opening and the two men falling through it.
In Scott’s office, he’s hard at work as ever when Emma slinks in. She tells him to cancel his non-existent plans for the night, because she got them seats for the grand opening of the hottest new restaurant in the city. Scott flatly tells her he isn’t interested as he continues to type.
Emma questions if he really wants to do this whole dance AGAIN. She sees how he looks at her, she knows what he thinks about her, and she sure as Hell knows how she made him feel, so what’s the problem?
Scott doesn’t even respond.
EMMA: “Oh, is this about poor Jean? Still feeling sorry for how you betrayed her? Genosha’s destruction isn’t the only thing which would have happened without us. The second you rightfully obliterated Stryker, Jean’s fate was already sealed. Cassandra Nova had seen to that. She feels no guilt for what she’s done, not as we do. Unless you wish to tell me that you regret killing Stryker, and that it wasn’t the most freeing moment of your life, then you have nothing to brood over, and no reason to resist what you desire.”
Scott stands, not changing his expression.
SCOTT: “This isn’t you, Emma. I’ve gotten to see a different side of you, a side I care for, respect, and am grateful to have around…but this? Chasing after me when I’m not interested? That’s beneath you. So whatever game you’re playing, drop it.”
Scott heads for his door, only to stop momentarily as Emma responds.
EMMA: There’s no game. Not currently. I’m just looking for someone to play with.”
After hesitating for a moment, Scott exits.
Back in Bling!’s room, with class having gotten out early due to the accident with Network, she’s jamming out on one of her guitars. Across the room, her roommate, Pixie, has puffy, pink-furred, over-sized headphones on, is watching one of Sofia’s makeup tutorials and taking notes, her facorite stuffed animal, Mr. Dogbear, “watching” with her. Pixie’s side of the room is filled with flowers and many other stuffed animals.
When Roxy takes a quick water break, there are multiple simultaneous knocks on their door. Roxy puts down her guitar and goes to see who it is, opening her door to reveal the Cuckoos all smiling at her.
ROXY, confused: “Uh, can I help you?”
SOPHIE: “You’re Roxanne Washington. Daughter of Roy and Angel Washington. I’m Sophie Cuckoo. These are my sisters Phoebe, Esme, Celeste, and Irma. We’re going to be best friends now.”
ROXY, weirded out: “Riiiiight. Listen, it’s cool you guys are fans but you can’t just do…this. How about you come sit with my friends and I at lunch tomorrow? Sounds good? Good.”
Roxy starts closing the door, but Esme keeps it open with her high-heel.
PHOEBE: “We’re going to be famous Mutant pop stars one day. Like Dazzler. It only makes sense we get along.”
Just as Roxy is started to get freaked out by these girls, Pixie notices what’s going on and flutters over to them, taking her headphones off. She tells the Cuckoos their outfits and hair are really pretty, only for the Cuckoos to flash their eyes blue, and making Pixie’s flash blue for a second. Pixie spins around and, from her perspective, all of her stuffed animals have been mangled and torn apart.
Pixie screams hysterically as she flies over to them in tears.
PIXIE: “Mr. Dogbear! Everyone!”
As the Cuckoos giggle, Roxy questions what the Hell is wrong with them…only for her eyes to flash blue. An instant later, she’s pointing and laughing at Megan with her new best friends.
ROXY: “This is hilarious.”
IRMA: “We knew you’d think so.”
At a SHEILD prison in Arizona, two uniformed agents are having coffee in the break room. One of the guys mentions that they need to go feed the inmates. The other guy groans. He really doesn’t want Mutie duty again.
SHIELD AGENT #1: “Heh. Duty.”
SHIELD AGENT #2: “Real mature, Dave.”
The other agent doesn’t want to have to go near the Mutants either, so they play rock, paper, scissors for who gets to feed the human prisoners, and who has to feed the Mutant prisoners.
Naturally, Dave loses.
Mumbling and grumbling the whole time, Dave brings a food cart to the Mutant section of the prison. Along with season one villains such as Mastermind and Sabretooth, we get cameos from Lady Deathstrike, Black Tom Cassidy, Frenzy, and Nanny & Orphan Maker, all of whom are in SHIELD custody.
Simultaneously afraid and disgusted by all of them, he eventually arrives at Mystique. Her, he takes an extra moment on. He doesn’t get her. She was one of the good ones, helping the government capture dangerous Mutants. Why would she throw away the good thing they had going by picking a fight with the X-Men?
Mystique laughs as she seductively saunters over to the agent, a glass-quartz wall separating them.
MYSTIQUE: “Well, David, it’s really quite simple. Capturing Mutants was business. Desiring the death of your entire race? That’s what I dream of.”
The agent snorts. She should recheck the scoreboard. Mutants are the ones who look like they’re on the way out.
MYSTIQUE: “Perhaps. But your numbers are dwindling too. For instance, you’re about to be crushed to death.”
SHIELD AGENT #1: “Huh? What are you…?”
Blob crashes through the cieling and crushes Dave to death, leaving nothing behind but blood and gore underneath him.
BLOB: “Ooph. That hurt my butt.” He dusts himself off and stands up. “Rescue team’s here, Mystique!”
Mystique speaks as the rest of the Brotherhood drop down from their plane.
MYSTIQUE: “Of course you are. Just as she said you would be.”
In the school cafeteria, Cessily, Sofia, Sooraya, Brian, and Laura are at their usual table. Sofia is frustrated. She’s been pumping out more content than she has since she got here since she’s no longer spending so much time with Julian, but that jerk is all people are commenting about. They just HAVE to know how the “Mutant Prom King and Prom Queen” are doing.
SOFIA: “It wasn’t even a prom!”
Before this can be dwelled on too much, Roxy enters the cafeteria alongside the Cuckoos. Cessily enthusiastically calls over to her girlfriend to introduce her to her new friends, while Laura questions who these new girls are.
LAURA: “They’re cute…but they don’t smell right.”
Roxy and the Cuckoos turn their attention to the squad and laugh, before finding a different table.
CESSILY, confused and hurt: “Huh?”
BRIAN: “Hey, don’t panic. Maybe they just madea funny joke, and she wants some time alone with the girls.”
SOORAYA: “You panicked at the dance. I don’t know romance, but I know you can’t become afraid of everything.”
CESSILY: “Yeah. I guess. Maybe you’re –”
Before Cessily can finish that sentence, Sofia picks her up with her winds and flies the two of them over toward the Cuckoos and Bling!
SOFIA: “She does NOT get to do this too!”
CESSILY: “Sofia, wait, I don’t want to…!”
Cessily trails off as they land.
CELESTE: “Oh, look, Roxy. It’s your girlfriend and…”
SOPHIE: “Sofia Mantega. The most popular girl in this school. Of course, without your man, that won’t last.”
SOFIA: “Who do you think you are?!”
ESME: “Careful, Sophie. Get her too mad and she’ll try to kill us.”
Bringing up the Shaw incident partially shuts Sofia down.
ROXY: “They’re the Stepford Cuckoos. And I’m trading up.”
CESSILY: “Wh…what do you mean?”
Roxy laughs.
ROXY: “Sofia gets it. It’s why she brought you over here. You two are a matching set.” She mockingly waves at Cessily. “Buh bye.”
Cessily starts crying, as the Cuckoos cackle.
ROXY: “Honestly, I was just curious what you’d be like in bed. There are no other freaks as freaky as you out there. One of a kind.”
Cessily breaks down completely, sobbing and begging Roxy not to mean this, at which point Sofia utter a somber sigh and flies them both away, hugging her.
SOFIA: “It is going to be, Cessily. I will get you through this. I know what you need.”
In the school’s gymnasium, Scott is playing basketball with two members of his squad, Quill and Specter. The game of course is brought to a sudden end with Quill accidentally pops the ball on one of his spikes. While Specter gets mad at him cause that was HIS ball, Scott walks away to take a call.
On the other end of the line, we see Maria Hill, acting commander of SHIELD, on the Helicarrier. She informs him that Mystique is presently being broken out of prison by the Brotherhood of Evil, and the agents they have stationed there won’t be able to hold them off for long. They require immediate assistance.
Scott questions why they can’t handle this themselves. Maria answers that “The X-Men deal with Mutant problems” was the deal their predecessors made, and she intends for him to stick to it.
MARIA: “Not to mention, there’s someone with them we can’t do anything about.”
Scott raises an eyebrow.
We hardcut to a new Blackbird being geared up for takeoff. The only ones on board are Cyclops and Storm, and Scott is livid.
STORM: “You don’t wish to bring the others?””
CYCLOPS: “Kitty and Laura have enough on their plates. If Logan’s actually cracked, they don’t need to know. And we don’t need Bobby for this…or Emma. You shouldn’t have any problem dealing with the Brotherhood while Logan and I have a talk.”
STORM, calmly: “You had me, “or Emma”.”
The Blackbird takes off, heading for Arizona.
Iceman and Beast wake up suspended in mid-air in darkness, their arms and legs wrapped in metal cables.
Bobby notices where they are and asks if it’s weird that was the best he’s slept in ages. Beast ignores him and notes he has no idea where they are. He’s looked over the Danger Room’s schematics a million times, and he’s never seen anything about a lower level to it.
BOBBY: “According to Cyclops, the Professor hid a sister from us. Not too hard to assume he’d hide a scary basement or two.”
BEAST: “Hmm. Touche.”
Bobby says he’ll get them out in a flash and tries to freeze the cables, but no matter how hard he pushes, the ice melts. Hank tells him it’s no use. Between this and what happened to Network, he can only hypothesize a virus has caused the Danger Room to resist being examined or tinkered with, and with its ability to counter every X-Man’s powers, there’s nothing they can do. Not till someone comes looking for them, at least.
BOBBY: “Soooo, we’re stuck here?”
HANK: “That’s what I said, yes.”
BOBBY: “Right…so what fur brush have you been using? Cause I could definitely use it for my hair.”
Hank groans in annoyance.
At the Grindhouse, Cessily is crying her heart out to Sofia as they both have coffee. She just doesn’t understand why Roxy would do this. Sofia says she can’t understand herself, but maybe that Quentin kid has some points about people like her and Julian.
Cessily takes a deep breath in. She questions if Sofia is going to fight Bling! for her, with Sofia laughing that, no, she isn’t Noriko. Surge fighting Hellion didn’t make her feel better. Doing what she loves with a friend, and remembering that’s what’s important, did. So, they’re going to put together an Xavier’s cheer routine to do together to post on her Instagram and TikTok.
Cessily slightly smiles and says that’s a sweet idea, but she can’t. She’s a freak. She can’t put herself online. Sofia slams her hands down on the table. She insists that Cessily cannot listen to the cruel things Roxy said about her. She is beautiful, and she promises all of her Sofia Stans will say so as well.
CESSILY: “I don’t know. Also, I thought you were calling your fans Wind Babies.”
SOFIA: “People didn’t like it.”
CESSILY: “I didn’t either. I don’t like tihs name either.”
SOFIA: “Really? I am off my branding game.”
Now working here as a waitress, Noriko approaches her friends.
NORIKO: “Hey, Sooraya let me know what happened. Said she was telling me so I wouldn’t say anything insensitive or dumb. Anyway, you wanna know what I think you should do?”
CESSILY: “Nori, I appreciate the thought, but I’m pretty sure whatever you’re about to say is going to make me feel infinitely worse.”
NORIKO, slamming her hands down on the table: “YOU GO UP TO THIS NEW BITCHY BIMBO BRIGADE, YOU GIVE THEM A PIECE OF YOUR MIND, AND YOU DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT THEY DID TO YOUR GIRL! THEY’RE MUTANTS! THEY PROBABLY USED THEIR POWERS ON HER!”
SOFIA, sighing: “Noriko, I’m helping her move on. Accepting the facts is the only way she will–”
CESSILY: “I can’t believe I’m saying this, but you’re right, Nori. Yeah. The Cuckoos? I’m gonna figure out what they did to Roxy and save her from them!”
NORIKO: “Hell yeah!”
The two high-five as Sofia embarassedly put her face in her hands.
In the SHIELD prison, SHIELD agents fight a desperate, losing battle against the Brotherhood as they make their escape from the secure facility. The agency’s marksmen are useless as the Blob acts as a bulletproof wall to protect his team, while their martial artists are no match for the supernaturally agile Toad and Mystique, Avalanche and Pyro using their localized earthquakes and flamethrowers to ensure none of their enemies can even stay still.
This isn’t a fight. It’s a massacre.
All the while, Logan stands back and does nothing but seethe.
TOAD, taking a pistol from an agent whose neck he just broke and mockingly bowing as he hands it to Mystique: “Madame.”
Mystique takes it from him and, with a sadistic grin on her face, swiftly headshots the entire next round of agents to come for them.
They’re almost out the front door, when, at last, they’re stopped in their tracks by the appearance of Cyclops and Storm.
Blob and Avalanche shrink a little, nervous about taking them on, while Pyro and Toad appear excited to throw down. Logan is sneering right at Scott.
MYSTIQUE: “Cyclops. I’m glad you’re here. I’ve been waiting for another chance to kill you. And, would you believe it: there’s someone who wants to kill you even more?”
Logan steps forward and pulls out his claws.
ORORO: “Logan, do not do this.”
LOGAN: “Sorry, Stormy. This isn’t about you.”
As the two teams stare each other down, Cyclops fires the first shot.
In the school’s dance studio, the Cuckoos are performing a routine to the most soulless pop song imaginable, with Bling! cheering them on.
As the song enters its final verse, however, their speakers are unplugged by a pissed off Mercury.
The Cuckoos and Roxy all ground around and taunt Cessily, but she isn’t backing down. She doesn’t know who these girls are or what their powers are, but she knows Roxy would never act like she’s doing, and she would never, ever enjoy trashy music like she was just listening to.
CELESTE: “Aww, can someone not accept they were just used and tossed aside?”
PHOEBE: “Like a tin can?”
The Cuckoos cackle.
Cessily holds herself together, hard as it is for her, as she says she doesn’t care if they’re telepaths or just have mind control, but they’re going to undo it NOW.
Roxy gets right in Cessily’s face. She tells her to face facts. She was never into her cause she’s a loser. Although the Cuckoos did get ONE thing wrong.
ROXY: “We never slept together. Girl was a damn cheerleader, but she’s still a virgin. She’s as freaky on the inside as she is on the outside.”
As the Cuckoos all start mocking Cessily, she just utters, ”Please”, as she tenses up, grits her teeth, and clenches her fists.
SOPHIE: “I don’t believe she’s gotten the message yet.”
ESME: “Let’s teach her this time, Sophie.”
As Cessily struggles not to let her rage get the best of her, her eyes flash blue. She roars and stretches out her entire body to attack the Cuckoos, only for the quintuplets to effortlessly blast her away and nearly knock her unconscious with a single psy-blast.
Roxy hollers as the Cuckoos stand over the half-way melted Cessily.
IRMA: “You can believe what you’d like.”
CELESTE: “But we hope you get the message.”
SOPHIE: “Never fuck with us.”
Cessily cries as she further melts into the floor, as her tormentors strut away…only for her eyes to widen upon hearing what Roxy is shouting.
ROXY: “Ms. Moonstar! Wherever you are, we’ve got a problem! One of your kids just tried to kill the new girls!”
Cessily belts out a high-pitch screech of despair.
Back at the SHEILD base, the X-Men and Brotherhood’s fight has begun.
Storm is battling Mystique, Toad, Pyro, Avalanche, and Blob all at once. With what Storm can do limited by the confined space they’re in, Mystique and Toad’s taunts and difficult to hit natures, Pyro being able to manipulate his flames to move in any direction, Avalanche staying behind Blob, who’s durable enough to even tank Storm’s attacks, as he launches his seismic waves at her, they’re able to keep her busy, if nothing else. Still, Storm clearly has them all on defense, and it’s evident that they really do need all five of them to be a match for her.
While the Brotherhood are able to successfully keep the big gun busy, the main event of Cyclops vs Logan takes place further down the hall. For all of Scott’s skill and precision, he struggles to land a hit on Logan with his beams, while Logan jumps around his attacks and picks key moments to move in and kick Scott around.
Scott questions what the Hell Logan is doing, with Logan spitting back that he’d have loved to ask him the same thing before it was too late.
SCOTT: “Wiat…is this about Jean?!”
LOGAN: “What else would it be about?!”
Logan manages to slash Cyclops across the chest and, while he’s stunned, kicks him to the floor.
LOGAN: “She trusted you!”
Scott can only cringe. He knows he cannot defend himself.
In Dani’s classroom, Mercury continues to cry as she’s chewed out for attacking The Cuckoos, with no knowledge of how she was manipulated into doing so. Dani is starting to think therapy should be mandatory for every kid who went out to fight the sentinels, because she knows they’re good kids, but they just keep on acting out.
DANI: “Two weeks detention, Cessily. I’m sorry.”
CESSILY: “WHAT?!”
DANI: “You didn’t nearly destroy the school like Noriko, so you’re getting off easy by comparison. But you can’t do this again. No matter how much you’re hurting.”
Cessily sniffles.
CESSILY: “I’m sorry, Miss Moonstar. I don’t know what came over me. It’s like one second I was just angry, and the next, I felt like I HAD to hurt them.”
DANI: “I know, but…” Dani trails off as she has a thought. “Cessily, you said Roxanne only started acting differently after The Cuckoos showed up, right?”
Cessily nods and tells her that just this morning, Roxy was arranging with her parents for her to audition for their next music video, but she guesses that was a lie.
Dani, without another word, proceeds to give a call to Roxy’s father. We only see Dani’s side of the conversation, but all she does is check to see if Roxy was lying or not. Of course, she was not.
With Cessily still deeply confused as to what’s going on, Dani hangs up and hops onto her computer. Cessily questions what she’s doing. Dani pulls up The Cuckoos’ file and the audience gets to see two of Emma’s notes about them: 1) They’re among the most gifted telepaths she’s ever met, perhaps on the same level as Captain Britain, and 2) They have sociopathic tendencies.
Dani smacks her desk.
DANI: “God dammit.”
CESSILY: “What’s going on?”
Dani gets up and tells Cessily to follow her. She’s not the one getting detention today.
Iceman and Beast are still stuck in the under-level of the Danger Room. Bobby asks Hank if he’s seen any good movies lately. Hank doesn’t answer. Bobby asks Hank if he’s built anything cool lately. Hank just sighs. Bobby, starting to get a little pissed at his old friend’s attitude, begins whistling obnoxiously.
Hank tries to ignore it, but the longer Bobby goes, the louder he gets. And, eventually, Hank snaps.
HANK: “Would you quit it with that infernal, brain-rattling whistling?!”
BOBBY, instantly shooting back: “Only if you tell me what your problem is! You’ve had a stick up your butt ever since I got here. What, have you come so far as a scientist that I’m too low brow for you now? You’re too good for me, so you don’t want me around?”
HANK: “No, I DON’T want you around, but it has nothing to do with me.”
BOBBY: “Then why?!”
Hank sighs.
HANK: “When I got the call from Jean that the school would be re-opening and the X-Men would be re-forming, I was thrilled. I thought it would be just like the old days, but better. But…they aren’t. They’re so different, I’m not even sure I fully comprehend them. What I understand is that we’re moving in the wrong direction. And anyone who’s on this ship when it reaches its endpoint will be worse for it.”
There’s a pause as the atmosphere becomes more somber.
BOBBY: “Look, if this is about Scott and Emma–”
HANK: “Not just them, but…yes. And please, do not try and defend their actions to me. As far as I’m concerned, the man who’d cheat on Jean and who’d murder a woman, even a monster like Cassandra Nova, in cold blood, is not the Cyclops we grew up with.”
Another pause.
BOBBY: “So what are YOU still doing here then?”
BEAST: “I’m seeing out the rest of the school-year for my students. I’ve already arranged for Forge to come and take my place come September.”
BOBBY: “Damn. It’ll suck not having you around, but I’m not going anywhere.” Bobby chuckles. “And hey, when things do work out for the best, I’ll be able to laugh in your face that you were wrong about something for once.”
Beast smiles remorsefully.
BEAST: “I’ve never hoped for you to make stupid jokes at my expense more.”
Storm continues to battle the Brotherhood, but the fight doesn’t last long.
Toad hops on Storm’s back and sniffs her hair, poorly flirting with her as he asks what shampoo she uses, because it’s making his heart go crazy, only for her to blow him away with a fierce wind, sending him flying into Pyro, and launching them both down the extended hallway headfirst into a wall, knocking them both out. Without Pyro as backup and Toad’s distractions, Avalanche is defenseless as Storm takes him down with a single lightning blast.
STORM: “Dammit.”
Ororo realizes in the middle of the action, Mystique abandoned her team and made a run for it. She goes to fly after her, but Blob attacks. Storm proceeds to just lift him off the ground, leaving him to wiggle his legs, as he’s left helpless.
BLOB: “Hey! You let me go, now! I’ll knock your head off!”
STORM: “Fred, weren’t you in therapy?”
BLOB: “I still am! Just here supporting my family.”
STORM: “You may have meant well, but this destructive behavior under any circumstances will only ever set you back. You need to cease being a super-villain if you wish to make progress. Do you understand?”
BLOB: “I…you…yeah. Sorry, Storm.”
STORM: “It’s okay.”
As Fred smiles, Ororo grabs his face and electrocutes him at point blank range until he’s unconscious.
With the boys all down, Storm calls out to Cyclops, who’s barely holding his own against Logan in hand-to-hand combat, that she’s pursuing Mystique, and flies off.
As Logan and Scott continue to fight, their conversation continues. Scott tells Logan that he knows he messed up. No matter what he was feeling toward Emma at that moment, he shouldn’t have betrayed Jean.
SCOTT: “And if you think I haven’t been beating myself up for what I did every second since it happened, then you don’t know me at all.”
LOGAN: “Guilt doesn’t make things any better, Bub.”
SCOTT: “No, it doesn’t…but isn’t there also a reason she chose me over you?”
As Logan loses his cool completely at that and attacks more like an animal than the master martial artist he is, Scott is finally able to land a blast on him and put distance between them.
Scott tells Logan that he knows he loved Jean just as much as he does, and that Jean loved him back, but while Scott may have hurt her worse, Logan hurt her first.
SCOTT: “Or do you think she didn’t end things with you for good because she couldn’t stand your attitude? Your jealousy, your sense of “ownership”, and the way you’d run off on her for “business” on a dime. Face it, Logan. Neither of us was good enough for her. Neither of us was ever good enough for her.”
Veins practically pop out of Logan's head as he hears all this. Once Scott is done, however, Logan finally gets a hold of his temper.
Both unsure of what to say, but their fight over, the two simply stand where they are.
The Cuckoos are getting moved into their dorm room, with Bling! helping them decorate. They're all laughing about something when Dani appears in their doorway, Mercury nervously hiding behind her.
Sophie asks if Cessily has received her punishment and has been brought here to offer an apology, but Dani tells her to cut the crap. She knows what they did.
The Cuckoos play dumb, but Dani doesn't play around with this kind of thing and uses her powers on them. While we don't see what they see, Dani subjects them to their worst fears. As they cry and scream, Roxy threatens Dani, while Dani orders the Cuckoos to undo the brainwashing.
The Cuckoos quickly relent in the face of a challenge, as bullies so often do, and free Roxy from their control. Dani turns her powers off, and the sisters collapse on their beds.
CESSILY, sheepishly: "Roxy?"
Roxy groans as she rubs her aching head. For a moment, it seems like she doesn't remember anything, but her mind is just playing catch up.
Roxy runs into Cessily's arms as she apologizes profusely, but Cessily is just crying happy tears none of this was real and that she has her back.
Roxy spins around, not letting go of Cess, and shouts at the Cuckoos that they're all fucking psychopaths.
Roxy leads Cess out of there.
CELESTE, holding herself: "Sociopaths, actually."
PHOEBE: "People always get those mixed up."
IRMA: "We're in trouble, aren't we?"
DANI: "Ooooh, big time."
Scott and Logan stand next to each other, backs against the wall of the SHIELD base hallway.
It's silent at first, save for the occasional sniffle or cough, until Logan speaks.
LOGAN: "So…seriously? Frost?"
Scott laughs. He knows it seems crazy, but he's gotten to know her better than anyone, and she understands parts of him he never even knew existed. Parts of him which were repressed for so long.
Intending to insult himself, Scott says he might actually have more in common with her than he ever did with Jean. Still, that doesn't change anything. He isn't taking their relationship any further.
Another brief silence.
LOGAN: "Why the Hell not?"
Logan says there are few things he cares about less than the love life of Scott Summers if Jean isn't involved, but she clearly means something to him, and he did what he did for a reason. He acted on instinct, and instinct? That's who you are.
More silence.
SCOTT: "Are you just saying all of this so you have no competition when Jean comes home?"
LOGAN: "That depends. Do you agree?"
Before this subject can be further discussed, Storm returns. Mystique got away…again.
She questions what Logan was doing here, and the succinct answer just makes her pinch her forehead over how stupid her boys are. He *really* helped break free one of their greatest enemies just so he could fight Scott.
Logan makes a point that he didn't actually kill anyone here, he just didn't stop the Brotherhood from killing the cops who'd be rounding them all up if Charles hadn't made a convenient arrangement with them. Storm tells him Maria Hill is still going to want him locked up just for being here and helping Mystique escape, but Scott assures them both he won't let that happen. X-Men don't just turn over their own.
Scott and Logan fist clasp.
In the cafeteria, Cessily and Roxy are having dinner. Roxy feels so incredibly violated by what the Cuckoos did, but she's more concerned about if Cess is okay. She knows she didn't mean any of what she said, right?
There's no doubt in Cessily's mind. Now that she has her girlfriend back, everything is perfect. For her. She's going to do everything she can to make sure Roxy is okay too. She's heard a bunch of kids are going to see a guy named Dr. Garrison, a Mutant ally therapist, lately, so maybe they can give him a call.
Roxy shakes her head, saying she doesn't want that.
ROXY: "But, seriously, if after all this you don't want to be in my rents' music video, it's chill. You gotta take care of yourself first."
Cessily giggles and, under her breath, remarks that "Nori actually brought it back."
Picking her head up, Cessily says she's more confident than ever that she wants to be in the video. If it took literal brainwashing to make the coolest girl on Earth think she isn't hot, and girls like the Cuckoos are the only ones who disagree, then she has nothing to worry about.
CESSILY: "Maybe being a Mutant isn't the worst thing in the world after all."
As the two hold hands, the Cuckoos enter the cafeteria.
ROXY: "Yo barbies!" The sisters turn to look at her. "If you wanted to be my friend that badly, you could have just tried being nice."
The Cuckoos seem like they may have something apologetic to say, but they quickly turn back around and continue walking, sneers on their faces.
Continuing to pan across the cafeteria, we find Sofia and Noriko. Sofia questions how Noriko knew all wasn't as it seemed with Roxy. Noriko sighs and tells her that, after her fight with Julian, she no longer thinks things are with him either. Sofia isn't sure what to say to that.
In Emma's bedroom in the school, she's in her nightgown and brushing her hair before bed. There's a knock at her door.
Emma gets up and opens the door to reveal Scott. Before Emma can even get out the first three words of a witty remark, Scott grabs her and plants a long kiss on her lips. The two walk over to and fall onto the bed as Emma shuts her door telekinetically.
Scott, on top of her, pulls up to breathe, smiling as he sees the widest grin on Emma's face.
EMMA: "What changed your mind?"
SCOTT: "Instinct is who you are. I'm done denying who I am just to make others happy." Pause. "Even if she hates me for it."
The two resume enthusiastically making out as they rip each other's clothes off.
We cut directly to Mystique and Destiny, also making out in bed.
MYSTIQUE: "I counted the days till we would be reunited."
DESTINY: "As did I, my immortal love."
MYSTIQUE, smiling innocently: "I only wish my prison stay could have been as lovely as time with our daughter." Pause. "Is everything still on track?"
DESTINY: "Yes. We are still moving toward the sacred timeline."
The two resume having sex, as we cut between them, Scott and Emma having sex, and Cessily and Roxy just resting their heads against one another as they listen to music together.
In the Danger Room basement, Bobby and Hank are both passed out when Kurt BAMFS in, having been looking everywhere for them. With Beast's back aching and Bobby joking about not getting to do his skin care before falling asleep, Kurt teleports them out.
Once back in the common area, Kurt asks what happened. Beast isn't positive on the details, but it shouldn't be anything serious. So long as no one uses the Danger Room, everything should be fine.
We close out in the Danger Room, sinister music playing as a feminine face forms in one of its walls.
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BONUS:
Since several members were revealed this episode, I’ll mention that Scott’s squad consists of Quill, Specter, Armor, Greymalkin, Wolf Cub, and, formerly, DJ.
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