#dr bronner

[probablybadrpgideas]

The Dr Bronner Oracle:

Find/print a Dr. Bronner's soap label & draw a 10x6 grid on it. Roll 1d10+1d6 to generate a set of coordinates on the grid, then interpret whatever text happens to be in that box (and ONLY that box) to determine the results of the action.

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#submission #meta #generic #dr bronner

[annies-scrapbook]

the central ethos of the matoran society in bionicle is oddly similar to that promoted by dr bronner (the soap guy). no i will not elaborate.

#bionicle #dr bronner #nightblogging #(yes im bringing that term back) #babbles #stuff and nonsense

[drumcorpshero]

The person behind the 2nd best body wash (dettol body wash is too good) but the best all purpose cleaner came out as He/They.

Dr. Bronner will continue to have my money!

#drumcorpshero #dr bronner #if your b[redacted)yhole needs cleaning and your countertops cleaning you should buy it

[thee-swampwitch]

#😻😻😻 #dr bronner catboy reveal was not on my 2022 bingo card #dr bronner #queer icon

[coochiequeens]

I liked Dr Bronner’s Rose scented soap. Can any ladies recommend a good substitute from a company that doesn’t endorse this?

#Dr Bronner #Cat ears on grown men #People with pronouns

[kirinfishace]

Diversity win! Dr. Bronner’s grandchild is a They/He catboy CEO (Cosmic Executive Officer)

#honestly good for them #David bronner #dr bronners #dr bronner

[griffinsoup]

marcille: (in ideal conditions) 12-step skin care routine, expensive conditioner, wears sunscreen/magical equivalent everyday, uses a silk pillowcase

falin: washes her face with 3-in-1

#or she uses dr bronners for goddamn everything including toothpaste #she's very clean the way that magic use seems to demand but in the least fussy way possible #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #falin #falin touden #marcille #marcille donato #my post

[grundoonmgnx]

Javier Mayoral, Dr. Bronner's Pure Castile Soap, 2024 Acrylic on panel, 9.5 x 8 in

#javier mayoral #dr bronner's

[aaronsrpgs]

Thank you to the absolute weirdos who download this game. There are one or two of you a week. I originally had dreams to print it on a big shower curtain, but, well, that's expensive. And where am I gonna store a bunch of shower curtains?

Dr. Aaron's Magic Game 18-in-1 RPG Planner & Shower Game is a game to play in the shower before you run an RPG. It helps you plan NPCs and conflicts and stuff. It will also cleanse your body and soul.

#dr bronners #rpg #indie rpg #shower thoughts #whats your favorite bronners flavor #mine is mint

[sivavakkiyar]

illustrations by William Steig for Wilhelm Reich’s Listen, Little Man!

#William steig #wilhelm Reich #very moving very strange book. kind of a cross between babeuf’s apology and a dr bronner label #if that too paragraph turns you off (I get it) I recommend you stay away lol

[prokopetz]

Archmage Bronner’s Arcane Tonic

Wondrous item, Uncommon

This rune-scrawled bottle of brown, minty-smelling liquid enables its user to cast prestidigitation at will, with no verbal component, by applying a single drop to any creature or object. However, unlike a normal casting of prestidigitation, the user does not choose the effect to be produced; rather, the GM chooses the effect by interpreting the manner in which the arcane tonic is applied.

In many cases, the appropriate interpretation will be obvious – for example, using a drop to brush one’s teeth triggers prestidigitation’s cleaning effect, targeting the user’s teeth. In other cases, the GM may be obliged to exercise a measure of creativity.

#gaming #tabletop roleplaying #tabletop rpgs #dungeons & dragons #d&d #dr. bronner

[tomatoluvr69]

kind of losing my mind…

#not the first dr bronner’s post I’ve made in the past month which is… #also I need to get OFF Twitter my scrolling is such a problem

[vlovelovette]

Dr Bronners soap is metal as fuck. I too need to print my religious rambling on the soap I sell so people are forced to read it . Seriously look up Dr Bronners soap lore it is extensive and INTERESTING.

#dr bronners #blog #philosophy #wellness

[goddamnshinyrock]

Events leading up to a Terrible Mistake:

habitually using Dr. Bronner's "baby unscented" as body wash

becoming annoyed that the large bottle I purchased takes up too much room in my shower, and therefore replacing it with the travel-size bottle I found in my drawer while reorganizing toiletries last night

forgetting that, at some point in the past, I had run out of the travel-size bottle of Dr. Bronner's "baby unscented" and refilled it with the Dr. Bronner's I keep for hand soap

habitually using Dr. Bronner's "peppermint" for hand soap

failing to notice upon opening the mini bottle in the shower today that it smelled like peppermint (thanks to my stuffy nose)

begining my wash with my most Sensitive Areas

anyway my crotch is now searingly Minty Fresh

#:( Dr. Bronner's peppermint should be classified as a weapon #inane personal post

[hypokeimena]

moved most of my shit out of my dorm apartment today so i don't have to join the frantic rush of end of term movers on the weekend. however the new place is not set up (no time; marking deadlines). so i'm just in like my stripped bare apartment with like. no booze. no pots pans plates or cutlery. no way to heat up half my dinners. help

#just tried to turn on my desk lamp (gone) to find my face lotion (gone) because i just took a cold shower (only emergency dr bronners left) #i think i have an emergency beer (bad) in the fridge

[littlescaryinternetguy]

Do you have a care routine you follow for your wings?

I mean, I'd love to tell you that there was some sort of magical ritual: perhaps glowing runes written in the air, stardust coating my gauzy wings and then evanescing in the clear pale light of the full moon, or I step into a cloud of nightingale song and emerge the other side glistening. Or perhaps that there was a mystical brook or pool, deep in the forest primeval, guarded by panthers and mountain lions and, and, uh... one of those other big cats. Pumas! That's it. Guarded by pumas. From the mossy side of the clear sweet water, I'd step in gracefully. Then a bunch of stuff would happen and you don't need to know about it because I'd be nude but it would look like a Maxfield Parrish painting, I'm sure. With tattoos. I'd like to tell you all that, but the truth is that I take a shower, but I have to be quick because the super (yes, fairies have supers) won't fix the goddamn hot water heater so after four minutes it's like diving into the Bering Strait. And I prefer Dr. Bronner's if we're talking soap. Peppermint if I can find it. You don't need a bunch of extra crap in there because that's where you get your wings gunked up. Then I buzz my wings for a bit and that usually dries em off. All this "don''t get a fairy's wings wet" stuff is some horsedootz. I'm not going scuba diving any time soon but we've been around for a good long time (longer than people, in any case) and we've been in plenty of rainstorms. Flying is a pain in the ass in the rain but it can be done. We got other ways to get where we need to go. Some of us just take the bus. Whatever works.

#g/t #sfw g/t #lifestyles of the clean and tiny #just fairy things #fairy life #fairy wings #Dr. Bronner's Castille soap #I'm going to kneecap my super