#dont ask why its green

[thefairygodmonster]

A lil sketch tiger for tiger day. Been having fun driving tigers lately, probably the stripes.  Okay but silly story time. I liked tigers way back in highschool but told myself I couldnt like them because I was in that edge phase. Thus my brain was like ‘everyone likes tigers, theyre so mainstream! you cant like them like something else!” BUT NO MORE! I will draw all the stripes I desire!!

#tiger #tigers #internationaltigerday #dont ask why its green #animal #sketch #sketches

[starrysharks]

yours is not to ask why; yours is to do and die

#zeno's art #ocs #reassassination #dr savory #probably not the final design maybe is idkkkkkkkk #im too tired to talk about it #wish he looked as cool in his regular version as in his shadow version #the shadow version is only shown when he's in darkness literally or mentally edgy i know #so if hes being a little mischievous and evil he'll have a nefarious shadow over his face like so #i just think its cool #dont ask why his teeth are green i dont know either

[wigglesforonce]

oh my god i was looking for photos of the williams FW24 and instead found the BABIEST photos of nico rosberg from 2002

#wiggles overshares #williams racing #nico rosberg #<- for mark's blacklist #lmao #dont ask me why i was looking for this car its a random project (non spreadsheet related for once) #anyways the williams FW24 was a BEAUTY oh my god #some of the 2002 cars were such bangers wow #also seeing old williams cars being green is so wild. ig british racing green but stil

[larrythefloridaman]

fankids are funny. anyway her name is Present

#yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery today is a gift- thats why its called the Present ! #i think she talks out of her ass about psychology and claims to know what shes talking about bc her dads a therapist #lucy from charlie brown style 'psychiatric help for a quarter' stand type stuff #there was a convo during majestic kerfuffle about there not being any cpuk fankids and. well. i have not forgotten about it #so take this green dog i made her up and she was fun to draw #the core of fankids' appeal to me is #1) putting two characters designs together to make a brand new guy #2) speculating what your blorbos would be like as parents and what sort of little person they'd raise #and while 1 was fun enough for her #we havent really seen either of them interact with kids enough (iirc) for me to have much to work with for 2 sadly #i have no idea what fighter she'd be don't ask i dont have an answer

[p0rchc0ll4ps3]

if judit has 1 fan, that 1 fan is me

(harry's telling her some kind of stupid joke and judit's trying really hard not to laugh)

#my art #disco elysium #harry du bois #judit minot #harry x judit #was inspired to draw this image coz there was NOTHING in their ship tag #its really fun and cute to think about. so i figured why not manifest it #this is just a doodle so it's kinda sloppy #still dont have a good grasp on what they wear in elysium #but i do think they wear hats #jean dressed harry here btw. harry was gonna go out on his date looking like a fucking clown. russet blazer purple shirt green pants etc #harry asked kim hey do i look ok and kim was like yeah! you look like yourself #but then jean caught harry b4 he went to meet judit and jean was like harry no. none of this works #bc a fun little fact is that um. in my fics jean is good with fashion #also judit gothISH. i like to think shes counterculture and juuuust a little bit alt #kinda basing her 20s on my moms! going to rock concerts and shit. being part of the counterculture #judits 37 now i think #some kinda 1910s 1930s dress. idk #still need to figure out the fashions #bg is a picture i took #ALSO JUDIT TALL. SHES FUCKING SIX ONE. SHES JEANS HEIGHT #do you know how obsessed with that i am???? #also dw about harrys ropeburn scar. #also judit did her hair a little. curled it. normally its just flat choppy

[nerosdayinanime]

fun little experience from my tags in idiots play gta

put way too much effort into copying the background to not show it try n guess which office its at<3

#sabito #kny sabito #makomo #foxsquad posting #fratboy sabito posting #neros art tag #this shit killed me. im still laughing at it #gta was so fun. i should play w my friend again #wonder if i can make a new account on the ps4 so i can get another first time playing bonus so i can buy an office instead of a fucking #bike club. dont start off buying a bike club its nigh fucking impossible to make money off it. #bunker nightclub or office get one of those. the missions you can do there get u money way faster #bike club you gotta buy the money making places- do missions to get them supplies- WAIT FOR THEM TO TURN IT INTO MONEY- and THEN you #have to successfully pull off sell missions and they dont even break 100k at max. #not fucking worth it. dont make my mistake #p sure you have to pay for the alcohol in the bike club too. fucking fun sponge. it has a bong tho #office has a bong plus every alcohol there is so its not even a competition. and the Green Drink #anyways from the 'list things that make u happy' asks this is why i love drawing #funny thing happen i can make it into blorbos<3

[heather-garland]

Love love love your art!!!! If you’re still doing request could you do something with Walter? 👀

aww thank you <3!! walter sullivan is my favourite coming of jesus

#silent hill 4 #walter sullivan #silent hill fanart #silent hill 4 the room #sh4 #idk #im so sorry this took a long time huuhghghg i hope you see it anon #whenever i dont know what colour eyes a character has i default to blue im not sure why #i think he and claudia shop at the same clothes store for people with religious trauma #its supposed to be carpet in the bottom left but i made it GREEN #tag of torture #thank you so much for the ask!

[skeletalheartattack]

If we're talking bad ScreamFort additions

No offense.

oh no offense taken!! i think i get it!!

i feel that most things added after the 4th scream fortress kind of drops off in quality. having skeletons added, i thought they were super neat when they were first introduced, but i'm kind of indifferent to them now.

they feel underwhelming when compared to the previous three years, with the HHH, Monoculus and Merasmus being NPC bosses that you had to work together to kill, each with their own specific quirks. the skeletons combined with the spellbooks... i don't feel can stack up against their predecessors. doesn't help i guess that killing them doesn't reward you with anything either.

#ask #moenochore #i think a lot of it anything that came after MVM kind of just... didnt ammount to what came before it yknow? like in general #and a lot of that definitely comes from the main TF Team (from 2006-2012) stepped away to go to other projects #which also explains why they started bringing in community made updates like robotic boogaloo and such #im a tf2 history nut so. dont mind me if i start complaining about other stuff (like the jungle theme for maps) #its really hard to pinpoint the exact moment the original TF Team left but. you can kind of see where it started #somewhere between MVM and the Mecha Update #and ofc i dont mean that everything that came out after MVM was bad. just that something felt missing i guess #but the jungle theme. i'll try to keep my thoughts on it short but. #it feels so weird to see them add a map artstyle to the game that. represents what 2007 TF2 was trying to avoid #i.e. all the muddled brown and green visuals of every other game at the time #anyway thank you for your ask :) #im sending skeletons to your house btw. nothing personal ofc 🤗✨

[loveletterworm]

All of the really goofy alt costume fnaf toys are actually from an AR app game that I can't imagine that many people really played and was quietly dropped by the developers

I think a good chunk of them are from that though there did seem to be some that only exist in unprompted merchandise. admittedly most of these ones that arent from the phone game or something are kind of just boring recolors but there are at least some mildly funny strings of words in there, like "Walmart Exclusive Tie-Dye Springtrap"

#ask #Admittedly any merchandise of springtrap whatsoever is inherently funny to me regardless of concept. #Because there is a dead body in him. And he killed like a million children or whatever. And he is a corpse #And you can buy the tie-dye version of him only at walmart. Exclusively at walmart. #And its kind of lame because its still just green. He's already green normally. #Actually my dark secret is that i did play the fnaf ar game for like 2 days. It was the only fnaf game i ever played. I dont know why. #I remember being perplexed by how it had the pokemon go map setup but it was irrelevant to any mechanic. #You didn't have to go anywhere they approached you.

[thescarlettdetective]

Hi can people please be normal in neil gaimans ask box like. He actively chooses to be here and interact with the site lets not make him regret it

#its not john green levels by any means but like #maybe dont ask him if hes going to be at his ex wifes concert???? #you dont know him like that?? #also just wtf even if you did know someone why would you ask something like that #ugh #neil gaiman #ren speaks

[afton-family-askblog]

To Sammy Emily : what do you think about Afton family & which one is best animatronics?

The Aftons are nice, I don't see them anymore though since mom and dad got divorced, I live with my mom now. I've always really liked Freddy and Foxy -Sammy Emily

#FINALLY #SOMEONE SENT A SAMMY ASK #ITS BEEN MONTHS SINCE I MADE THIS BLOG #HES ALWAYS BEEN ON THE LIST #I WAS GONNA TAKE HIM OFF BUT I DECIDED EH WHY NOT #For ppl who dont know who sammy is read a book #/j #Hes charlies twin lmao #fnaf #ask blog #ask the aftons #Ask sammy emily #He gets to be green like char

[hecksupremechips]

Confession Tulip is one of my favorite characters and my favorite to draw but I hardly ever post art of her cuz every time I try to color her I suffer horribly

#infinity train #tulip olsen #and you may be asking why i cant color her well #and thats because for me combining bright red with a nasty shade of green is hellish #i did it once and i broke down sobbing its literally soooo hard #and you may ask why dont i just not color drawings of her #to which i say do you know anything about me i physically cant do that #you dont wanna see my black and white art anyways its NOTHING #WOE IS ME *waves cape so hard all the doors slam shut*

[magioffire]

in a world of people and organizations marked red by shinigami eyes, cher is a beacon of green hope

#forget goddess of pop shes the goddess of the gays.. #dont ask me why i was on sharon osbournes wiki page i just ended up there LOL #ooc. #but seriously its disheartening how many people and organizations are lebeled red #so when i come across one lebeled green/safe i have a huge sigh of relief

[tinyspringtrap]

it’s always awkward when my mom relays that once again my grandpa is bothered by the fact I hardly go upstairs

like. maybe if he could tone down the down racism, homophobia, and generally shitty attitude about most things... maybe I would be more inclined to visit upstairs?

Can’t really say that though so yknow...

#like we went to olive garden yesterday as a late birthday dinner for me #and my grandma was talking about a cute lesbian couple on her soap opera that got married #and here i am in the middle of olive garden hearing a homophobic slur from this man about it #also he has... a very sexist attitude #and he's gotten more zealous with the religion lately and its. uncomfy. #not only bc I am agnostic and don't really believe in any sort of higher power #but also because... like... dude... your grandpa was native... #and christian extremists are likely (definitely) why we no longer have any sort of connection to that part of our heritage... #he doesnt really talk about his grandma or parents so idk what thats about and im not about to ask #bc the man is a fucking minefield on a GOOD day #ive always gotten along way better with my grandma bc she doesn't seem to have the same beliefs as him #oh my god one time we somehow got on the topic of vaccines and autism #and this man tried to say straight up that only /virus/ vaccines do that #like... no... no vaccine. of any kind. causes autism. #how do you not know this. you have an autistic granddaughter. it was absolutely not the work of vaccines and you should know that #he's also CONSTANTLY trying to find an excuse/gotcha reason to feed the dog things I've warned them are toxic to her #like oh my god. just because some distant uncle i dont fucking remember says 'green grapes are fine just not red' doesn't make it fucking- #true?? #is this uncle a vet?? no?? then he needs to shut up. #these stories about relatives giving dogs coffee and chocolate aren't cute they're horrifying please stop trying to find an excuse to poison #your fucking dog. #is it not enough that you fed the last one a grape and had to rush her to the vet?? did that not give you all the information you needed on- #that?? #just because you cant see the damage doesnt mean it isnt being done ffs #'none of our dogs ever died of that' #that you KNOW of #even if it doesn't kill them it can still do permanent damage or make them feel ill for a while #also he's literally also constantly harassing my grandma to give the dog more treats and food despite the fact she's overweight #your last dog was twice her healthy weight can you fucking NOT with this one?? #and ofc he gets mad when my grandma doesnt want to shovel food at the dog like a furnace

[meringuejellyfish]

“wizards like purple” - words of wisdom from my baby brother

#i disappeared for like half an hour or so on call last night just because he came into my room asking for paper and crayons #he drew a crazy train bro #it had so many cars and windows #he kept going on about how he really likes red and i was like well why dont you draw a red train and he was like no i cant do that #its okay dude. go wild i believe in you #the wizards like purple thing came from him giving me a piece of paper so i could draw something #and he picked out all the colors. i drew qifrey with greens and purples. and with in the moon in the background because brother #wanted that #and next to him ... a drawing of minecraft steve #he also drew minecraft steve and we put our drawings together #minecraft steve collab

[somuch-4-stardust]

hi ppl w eyes that arent like black/dark brown idk. we dont care what color ur eyes were as a kid actually. we do not care how ur eyes look in a certain weather/season/lighting/room of ur house/whatever the fuck. 'when i was a kid they used to be very green but now they're grey but they're blue sometimes and in the summer they have like a hazel tint' we literally just needed a simple answer we do not care abt ur life story shut up

#YOU CAN BE SPECIFIC ABT THE COLOR. BUT I NEED ONE COLOR. #JUST ONE COLOR. ONE SINGULAR COLOR #I DONT CARE THAT IT USED TO BE BLUE. WHY WOULD I CARE THAT IT USED TO BE BLUE #WHY WOULD THAT BE RELEVANT AT ALL??? THIS BAFFLES ME. WHY WOULD I CARE HOW IT LOOKS IN THE WINTER IF ITS NOT THE WINTER??? #LIKE YOU JUST GIVE THIS LITTLE SPEECH EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS ABT UR EYE COLOR??????? WHY WOULD I CARE? #i lvoe my friends very much. and i do care for them very much . i care abt all the little details abt them EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE #dont you feel silly. dont you feel a little ashamed. #do you ever get tired of explaining ur whole life history to ppl when they ask abt ur eyes? or is this just great entertainment for u? #and YEAH i am a little jealous . BUT STILL #the way ppl say it. sometimes its just genuinely 'i have grey eyes... although as a kid i used to have green eyes haha' #BUT I STG #SOME OF YALL HAVE THIS ATTITUDE. U EXPECT ME TO CARE!!! THE AUDACITY!!!