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haven’t seen the pitbull tweet yet. very disappointed in you all

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no offense but if your friend is trying out a new hobby be fucking nice to them

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just remembered in fallout 3 when u get a house u can pick from a number of themes for your home and theres a theme called "love machine" where it adds a heart shaped bed and an insane hanging lamp thats shaped like 2 life sized figures fucking

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couldnt think of the word "hex code" so i just googled "colors" and stared at my screen for a couple minutes

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so the other day a castmate of mine was talking about having once been a little girl (at this point, i all but short-circuited because said castmate is a man in his mid-sixties and my brain had its little moment of “!!!!! trans person!!! and he’s OLD!!!!”) and being asked if there was a famous person he looked up to or wanted to look or be more like. and he said— again, as a little girl at this point— “santa claus!” and everyone thought he was weird for it.

and this story doesn’t read as well over text because you really have to see the guy. but he looks just like santa claus. he’s got the long white hair and the beard and the belly and everything. and i just. the amount of secondhand trans joy i experienced is truly insane. i’m gonna get old! i’m gonna get old the way i wanna get old! hey everybody you’re gonna get old; we’ve been doing it for years!

anyway shoutout to the santa claus of my cast and to every older trans person we love you so fucking much

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The supernatural cosmology of the Death Note universe is not true; the amoral wizard is just a big fan who happened to make his magical killing device function like a Death Note.

#do you think it would be possible to organize a mega billionaire battle royale via death note that ends with their funds being #like redistributed to humanitarian aid and social systems #or is that too complex

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my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

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edited this in response to a stupid thing my mom sent me

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#it depends on what type of country music !

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This whole thread has killed me

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me and the five other people that didn’t see the northern lights are throwing a party and you’re not invited btw

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I just saw a story on AO3 tagged "pet p!ay"

TIK TOK MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT DESTROYS LANGUAGE

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Holy shit. The Israeli whistleblower story CNN just broke is insane. I cannot believe what I’m reading