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The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.
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theres no fucking snow outside
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*sees a kid fall over*
me (under my breath): …..get rekt
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USA Problem #114
Most teenagers would rather die than go to school.
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He put me through hell and I called it love.
How could Ive been so stupid
(via written-on-polaroids)
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