#don’t know what i’d call it

[frindoka]

i was gonna put him in a lineup like how i did the activity club but i just like. really wanted to draw a bat. and also i was trying to doodle him up as a reference for anthro bats for my friend . kind of

#my art #my designs #paranatural #please buy him brown eye contacts im shaking #i might make a tag for the furry designs if anyone wants to scrounge through them as i make or draw them idk #don’t know what i’d call it #also thank you for the kind words on the activity club lineup i’m glad the animals were a hit ✌️ #pawanatural #<- i did it

[nubs-mbee]

People have been sharing these threads on twitter and I figured they’d be helpful for some of you on tumblr as well! (Specifically for US)

#I’d also recommend leaving out your name but DO say what neighborhood you live in #so they don’t know you’re calling multiple days #but they do know you’re in their district map

[zeb-z]

jrwi riptide 115

So the elephant in the room. Grandberry traitor. It’s Caspian or John right? Those are the two we know, the two we are attached to, it’s not just gonna be random new recruit #7 out of the unnamed folks they’ve picked up. It’s not that one healer from Joaldo who joined them that I can’t remember his name right now.

John has made it clear since he revolted from the Navy that he’s kept up with the Grandberry pirates, that all he wants is to join them. That could be a flag. The fact that he was part of his own “special unit” or something along those lines before going outlaw. There’s the journal of his they found back at Zero that they never truly read through and tossed after reading the first poem, which might have had definite answers. And this is small, but he was really protective over keeping the pin from Jayson Ferin.

But the block throws a wrench in it, because why would they throw him in their highest security prison and let him freeze? Unless somehow John was sure without a shadow of a doubt they would have come back for him, and they weighed the risk and reward. The Ferin family drama could have thrown a wrench in their plans enough to have thrown away any plans on easier escape. It’s plausible, but it just is too much of a discrepancy. And John wears his heart on his sleeve, since episode zero he has, it’s hard to think of him as the traitor.

Then there’s Caspian, who has been with Lizzie since almost the beginning, from Shadowbeard’s crew. It’s where they met, and they both survived and escaped Shatter Skull massacre together. But that means he was there for the fall of Shadowbeard, and Ava Ferin’s death. And while it’s pretty much said by Lizzie she thinks it’s Ava who betrayed her, with everything else said, and with what Jay remembers and loves of her sister, it just doesn’t quite track. There was an ulterior motive to kill Ava in the same fight, ordered by someone higher up, playing into the propaganda and fear mongering against pirates and pro Raft agenda. And he knows Edyn Tidestrider, he was the one to reunite her and Gillion. He has her number. And she is gills deep in double-triple agent Raft bullshit.

But could he have been such a double agent all this time, since Shatter Skull? After all his blood sweat and tears, all the weight he’s lifted for Lizzie? All the Edyn stuff could easily be a coincidence, considering their Undersea connection. And he’s not quite heart on his sleeve honest as John has been, but he’s chill like that, he’s kindhearted and patient. And after everything, and I mean everything, he’s done - for Gillion especially - giving him his sword, reuniting him with his sister, daily phone calls, teaching him spells and moves, being the first friend especially from the undersea and reconnecting him with their culture - it’s so hard to think of him as the traitor.

There’s proof enough for both of them. But everything considered, with how undercover and long term the black book missions are, how even Jay had been a spy at one point - Caspian makes the most sense, doesn’t he.

#if it really is him I’m opening a real life hole in the real life sea and diving in headfirst #I’m just so miserable dude #caspian my favorite my light of my life this whole time I’ve been like man I miss caspian calls I miss caspian time #and John :( he’s just so good. too good. it really could be him to and that sucks so bad #but I’d rather him than caspian jfjskfkskfk after everything. like #he’s always over the top and cheery and hunting for the grandberry pirates. but caspian evidence is damning to me #anyways. I don’t know what to do now #caspian could be a traitor drey is fucking missing why are my faves always doomed by the narrative #jrwi #jrwi riptide #jrwi 115 #jrwi riptide 115 #jrwi spoilers #riptide spoilers #jrwi caspian #marshal john #z speaks

[ghostdrinkssoup]

moriarty and sherlock are criminal x investigator written by straight people and hannibal and will are criminal x investigator written by gay people hope that helps

#never thought I’d be sherlock posting here hello #I’ve been watching it with my mum and y’all were right about the queerbaiting my god it’s as bad as supernatural #even my MOTHER pointed it out 😭😭 #moriarty is kicking his feet and calling sherlock sexy and giving him his number only to show up like did you like it when I acted GAY #IT WAS BUT A DISGUISE like steven moffat what are you silly? #could’ve done anything with that dynamic idk there’s a whole triple foil thing going on with watson #also the trope where character a freaks out when character b is in danger (pool scene you know the one) #and moffat makes it so AWKWARD with the gay jokes like what is he doing #meanwhile hannibal is telling will that if he saw him everyday forever he’d remember this time #and that he let him know him and see him and will wonders if they could survive separation 😩 #moffat ruined my life and I don’t even GO here #anyway sherlock fandom I’m so sorry for what they did to you 💔 #sherlock #sherlock holmes #jim moriarty #sheriarty #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #hannigram #ghost speaks

[nateezfics]

was on twitter earlier, and saw a fancall convo from today between an atiny and hongjoong. the atiny asked will the world tour be this year or next year, and you wanna know what our captain said?? “after coachella i don’t know what will happen” “i hope it will be this year” ….

uh 😀

#he said he HOPES #??? #idk if this man’s just being super vague on purpose #cuz ain’t know way he don’t know #“after coachella idk what will happen” is probably code for “after coachella the dates will be announced” #ateez gonna be called aTEASE because they announce the world tour in what? december? it’s march now😀 #when I said I wanted to be edged by ateez this is NOT what I meant #tbh I’d prefer if the tour happened this year because it’s be easier to plan #cuz 2025 is still pretty much a whole year away that’s too far in advance ahshs #but atp idc if it’s 2024 or 2025 I just wanna KNOW #☕️

[twinstxrs]

thinking about how gorgug + kristen perceive both their own deaths & each other’s, and how that impacts their relationship. bc i feel like freshman year kristen was too caught up in her newfound knowledge of the nature of her own god to truly clock & process gorgug’s internal revulsion of where he went after he died, & freshman year gorgug wasn’t familiar enough with the complexities of other people to truly lock onto the sorrow buried within the chaos of kristen’s upward/downward/sideways spiral until she was seemingly on the other side of it. & i wonder if they’ve ever really talked about it (unlikely), or if they’ve just cracked very few jokes that didn’t land and decided to never quite do the work & dig through that part of their relationship. but there’s a kinship there; kristen specifically singles out gorgug to tell him she died again, and gorgug apologizes that he wasn’t there with her this time. gorgug takes one of the finger bones off kristen’s newly/long-time decayed corpse to have an anchor to something in the world. despite the fact that they were in different places after death, having been together during it means everything.

anyways what i’m trying to say is i think they should talk about it.

#thinking WAY too hard about a comedy dnd show when half these moments are played for laughs #dimension 20 #fantasy high #kristen applebees #gorgug thistlespring #me & the bestie when we both die a horrible death at age 14 & don’t know how to talk about it #me & the bestie when you said you thought you went to hell & i called it embarassing due to the culture of religious shame i grew up with #me & the bestie when death transformed me loudly with reckless abandon & death stole something from you you’ll never speak about #me & the bestie when i focus so much on what i gained to avoid what i lost and you quietly internalize your loss & cannot find the gain #when i died i asked for knowledge. when you died you cried wordlessly. i do not know which one of us is more broken. #kristengorgug my repressed besties #ok i’m done now but if ally & zac ever played a scene like this seriously i’d lose my fucking mind fr #sorry if this is like indecipherable but after fhsy they’re so clearly the two most repressed bad kids & that fascinates me #(in my opinion) #fabian still up there in 3rd place tho boy u r GAYYY u like MENNNNN #btw if any of this is wrong shhhh i haven’t done my pre-fhjy rewatch yet this is all from memory

[devilfic]

I feel like a lot of people confuse battinson!bruce’s social awkwardness with being shy

sometimes I see people describe bruce as being this shy, nervous, shaking chihuahua of a man who will curl up into a fetal position if a social situation stresses him out and as funny as that is to imagine… I think a lot of people are forgetting that bruce could NOT care less

like. bruce isn’t scared of the public eye. he doesn’t like it. he’s not shy, he’s awkward. I’d argue the only times he’s truly close to being shy (and I’d argue even further that he’s just. disarmed) is when he’s around selina

when bruce is uncomfortable in the public eye like at don mitchell’s funeral, it’s not because he’s scared of what people will think of him. if bruce cared what people thought of him, he’d have started playing a more active role as CEO years ago. that’s not what’s happening

he’s uncomfortable because he’s there to get a lead on the riddler case (the only thing he cares about) and he’s inconvenienced by being noticed. he’s not nervous. he’s annoyed!!

#this is also why he just. leaves conversations once he’s done talking to someone as batman #and everyone is like oh that batman. leaving in the middle of conversation like that. what a strange guy #bruce as bruce is just upset because he can’t do that without it inconveniencing him #because of bruce wayne was ‘rude’ then he’d have to deal with tabloids and press and alfred and bruce just wants to get back to sleuthin’ #*if #trust if he could just walk away from social interactions without it damaging his reputation in an inconvenient way then he would 100% #and lest we forget. comics bruce is a bit of a bitch andhdjsh #I like to read him as like a toddler itching to get out of their church clothes because it makes them feel itchy #he feels most comfortable as batman because he doesn’t have to worry about pretending to be nice and friendly. he’s there to do his job #I’d also like to add that he is also disarmed around children!! #I don’t think I’d call that shy either. he’s still just awkward and struggling to know what to say #but guess who he darts for the minute that car comes barreling into the church? #the batman #battinson #dc #mjspeaks

[stergeon]

say it

Byleth makes Edelgard say swear words.

(~350 words; too stupid to post on ao3)

“‘Shit.’”

“Grotesque.”

“Give it a try.”

“… Shit.”

“Very good. ‘Ass.’”

“That one is easier. I’ve said it before.”

“Then why don’t you say it now?”

“I… er…”

“If it’s so easy, then do it.”

“… Ass.”

“Excellent.”

“Don’t mock me.”

“How about this one? ‘Cunt.’”

“Wh—I actually, um, don’t know what that means.”

“You don’t know ‘cunt’?”

“I don’t know what to tell you, Byleth, it’s simply not in my lexicon.”

“It means va—”

“All right, I understand. The gesture was absolutely unnecessary. I’m astounded at how many words there seem to be for the same thing.”

“If you think that’s bad, you won’t believe how many there are for pe—”

“Well, this has been a fun exercise and hopefully a source of great amusement to you, but I think I’m finished.”

“Wait, wait.”

“No.”

“One more, one more.”

“Mm, no. I don’t think so.”

“Please?”

“… You know it’s not fair of you to give me those eyes.”

“Is that a yes?”

“All right. All right. One more.”

“Yesssss. ‘Fuck.’”

“Byleth!”

“What?! You said one more, and that’s the one to say.”

“I’m—I am not—”

“Please?”

“You can’t pull the same maneuver twice in a minute and expect to succeed. That’s poor strategy.”

“Is it working?”

“… Regrettably, it is.”

“Then it seems like a good strategy to me. Just say it. ‘Fuck.’ It’s easy.”

“It most certainly is not!”

“Try it. Say ‘fuck.’”

“… Fuck.”

“Oh, that’s rich. That’s very good.”

“Are you quite satisfied?”

“Nearly. Now use it in a sentence.”

“Byleth.”

“I’ll give you one. It’ll be easy.”

“I did not—and do not—agree to this!”

“Just repeat after me.”

“No!”

“Say, ‘Byleth, I want you to fuck me.’”

“… Oh.”

“Go on, El. You can do it.”

“… Byleth, I…”

“Keep going.”

“Byleth, I-I want you to… f-fuck me.”

“Good girl. Wasn’t so hard, was it?”

“Less than I—ah—thought it would be.”

“Mm. Well, you’ve certainly earned a reward, haven’t you?”

“Yes, my teacher. Fuck…”

“Aren’t you a fast learner? I’m impressed.”

“If you don’t shut up and kiss me right now, I’m going to start swearing in earnest.”

“Don’t threaten me with a good time, Your Majesty.”

#fe3h #fire emblem #edeleth #edelgard von hresvelg #byleth eisner #ficlet #sterge.rtf #sick of having this knock around in my drafts so now it is loose in the wild #but it’s so dumb that i really don’t want to bother posting it on ao3 #if i got an email alert for this i’d be disappointed #besides i’m trying to pretend i’m hard at work on the vickyvesties right now #it’s not crack it’s just goofy #theoretically this takes place during the honeymoon phase of chapter 5 of shared space #since edelgard knows her swears by the time of muscle memory/shared space chapter 9 #edelgard’s combination teacher/praise thing is truly unfortunate but what can you do. sometimes a girl is a gotdam mess #it’s not weird unless you make it weird. but she makes it weird. #i think sometimes (like here) she drops a ‘my teacher’ accidentally and byleth politely pretends not to notice #because if she Did call attention to it edelgard would be mortified and that would be the end of whatever fun things they’re doing #frankly no one deserves to say fuck more than edelgard #but with that giant stick up her ass she’d have a hard time getting around to it without some goading #i also hc that dropping honorifics is generally a Huge Turnoff for edelgard due to power dynamic shenanigans #their relationship is Complicated Enough in canon before i fucked it up more in shared space lol #so byleth is really asking for trouble here #but i also reckon ‘my teacher’ is a vibekiller for byleth so if anything they’re just riling each other up now #godspeed girls. hope you shut up long enough to get some

[vewwonati]

ohh my goshh isn’t it so embarrassing when you and bestie come from different walks of life with differing personalities and beliefs and life styles and even hair but bestie actually just ends up reminding you of somebody from home (the “somebody from” part is silent) so you give him that guy’s name but that’s also your name so instead of remaining very different people with an invisible brick wall between you for the whole war you just ended up running straight through that fucking barrier and carving out a home in an unfamiliar place by the intimate act of calling somebody by your given name which kinda implies there was no boundary there in the first place ?? hate when that happens 😂😂

#yeah this is abt them #gale ‘buck’ cleven #john ‘bucky’ egan #mota #masters of the air #lowkey i might just be yapping #but i was thinking abt making a joke post abt cmbyn and buck squared #and then i realized #maybe it’s not just a joke #and it’s actually That Deep #also i’ve never watched or read cmbyn so i actually don’t know what joke i would’ve made #no joke material so you start thinking abt actually calling somebody by your name #and how that implies something very intimate abt you two #there is no barrier between you and this person you are so close you are practically one #babe wake up new extension of myself just dropped #It’s You. #but also if somebody called me by their name i’d probs throw up #lowkey weird lmao #okay casey time to stop ranting in tags #clegan

[raoulgoldenlake]

Friends to lovers? ❌

Enemies to lovers? ❌

Lovers kept apart by a force outside of their control, causing them years of mental anguish, heartbreak and pain before they’re finally reunited? ✅

#don’t really know what to call that trope #i’d probably read a lot more romances if i could figure out how to succinctly search for it #vibes

[emily-mooon]

For absolutely no reason at all, I turned Lisa and Stacey into magical girls

#Lisa has a ladybug fairy theme while stacey has an ocean/mermaid theme #I was originally just gonna turn Stacey into one but then I made a kero-chan from cardcaptor Sakura looking rabbit that worked well #with lisa more than stacey #idk what to call them magical creature sidekick? idk but if you’ve seen a magical girl anime you’ll know what I’m talking about #anyways I’m really happy with how they turned out #I went ham in regards to detail on the clothes while colouring which is something I don’t do a whole lot #I also I have a headcanon now for the Scott pilgrim universe where magical girls exist #I’d be happy to talk about it if anyone’s interested #idk if I’ll make more designs since im out of ideas on themes #I’m gonna stop rambling in the tags now #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim comic #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim takes off #lisa miller #stacey pilgrim

[lulucicada]

I need to point out the fact that the shipping side of this fandom has committed hate crimes (against me)

So like- we had solidaribeans, we had magical mountain, we had boat boys. We all know this, Joel gets bitches real BUT

Were the Fuck is my Gribeans content huh?? /lh

Like???? Something something Joel and Grian being the only ones they could trust in the end of LL, running away from the rest of the server together, dying inches from each other..

Joel killing Grian twice and Grian still following him, their plans or revenge. Getting revenge on people who did nothing to them because the other wanted blood.. something something

On 100Hrs Joel being there when he died, when he was revived, when Scar died. Something something them both needing constants in their lives and using each other to fill it

NOT TO MENTION THE ‘LETS MAKE OUT SCENE’ COME ON GUYS

This is frankly disappointing and my day is ruined /lh

#trafficshipping #hermitshipping #i guess? I mean I don’t know how to tag 100 Hours TBH #do i main tag?? #idk i’d hope people have the shipping tags blacklisted but #dont wanna risk it #i barely use twitter and it scarred me #100 hours hardcore #i’ll tag that.. cause idk who looks at that anymore #if you found this through that tag.. then im sorry?? #im rambling ANYWAYS #they make out and kiss and have explored each others body’s your honours #OH RIGHT I FORGOT #gribeans #or smallishrian? #idk #oh and #deadliest duo #thats what I call them because its the original name of Joels original episode title when they went on a killing spree in LL

[delphiniumarchangelmoon]

Ok I’m a Grumbo girly… but after this week I’m also definitely a Gritho girly….

What if. What if Mumbo’s eldritch monster boyfriend had his own eldritch monster boyfriend… and they were all boyfriends together????

#TWO MONSTER BOYFRIENDS #I don’t know what to call it tho. Grumbitho? Grithumbo? #secret life #hermitshipping #trafficshipping #I’d say grian has two hands but actually in my most recent design he has NO hands at all #cause I didn’t feel like drawing them

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

If you’re so disillusioned with who Taylor is as a person and believes she’s changed for the worse, why are you still here as a fan? If you believe her “activism” isn’t up to your standards, are tired of her not using her platform, see her as an uncaring and callous billionaire, why are you still here and engaging in fan spaces if you’re no longer enjoying her and her work? Just disengaging completely if that’s the case; find something or someone else to pour your time and energy into.

#taylor swift #I’m sorry but Taylor isn’t an activist or politician follow the people who actually do that stuff if you’re looking for it #Taylor is a singer-songwriter she did not get into music to get into politics stop expecting that from her #like it’s not that hard to disengage if you truly believe she’s a bad person and isn’t the same person she was 5-10 years ago #don’t put expectations on people and place them on a pedestal because they’re never going to meet exactly what you want #it’s funny because people outside of the fandom view her ‘activism’ calls to voting as huge and doing enough #we’re the only ones harping on her to do more #if something isn’t bringing you enjoyment stop doing it #my friend and I were talking about Stan culture and stuff and agreed that people want celebs to speak out on issues is so they can feel… #morally good in supporting them and know that their values align and that they’re not problematic or whatever and that’s not a great… #mentality to have. like if people are only speaking out for the sake of optics it’s not genuine and doesn’t contribute to anything really #I’d rather celebs speak out about issues they have experience with and not regurgitating things to look good that they have no knowledge of

[fourthclone]

honestly, roche is so easy sometimes bc if you give him the smallest amount of praise and comfort he’s yours bc he’s just been that affection starved for a good while

#⚡ ⸺ ❝ moghome . [ ooc ] #⚡ ⸺ ❝ moogle's cooking show . [ hc ] #roche ‘i’d bleed for anything if it held me the right way’ beaufort #i like toying around with the ways roche obtains self value tbh #also the fact he does see himself as weapon #he calls cloud his friend but doesn’t? know how to display that friendship. it’s based entirely on fighting each other #i feel like his morals are in conflict with where he is right now #but i also don’t think he greets desertion as easily as he’d like either #he’s very. ‘what else is there for me; should i survive?’ #which is why he just keeps doing what he does but… paradoxically being in shinra also gives him meaning and identity #bc he never even got to explore his initially aspired avenues. he became SOLDIER at 13-14 and that was that #now he’s 25 and he’s like. ‘would i be able to live normally? what if i don’t want normal? what if this is who i am now?’ #i’d love to write roche as a madman who gives no fucks but i sincerely find that boring #i want to give him inner conflict and that friction between his morals vs his identity

[nevvaraven]

The last stage of friendship for me is when I allow my inner road man to come out in conversations

#just called Rhea boss and g without blinking #I’d say wagwan but I don’t think she’d know what that means