#doctor haggis

[jeffrey-combs-smash-or-pass]

Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!

Doctor Haggis from Lurking Fear please!

#jeffrey combs #Doctor Haggis #Lurking Fear #im sorry but who thought haggis was a good name?? #Ask

[flowerprintundies]

I want whatever Doc Haggis and Cathryn had

#myart #fanart #lurking fear #the chemistry between these two literly killed me #when haggis used his WHOLE body as a shield to protect cathryn #then the movie had to go and DO THAT to my heart i don't think so #doctor haggis #doc haggis #jeffrey combs #lurking fear 1994 #b-movie #haggis kinda reminds me of my dad which is 10/10 very wholesome #stupid ass b-movie had to go and break my heart man

[weyounthevorta]

Spend that $10 wisely

$10 Tier

- Shran (Star Trek Enterprise)

- Anton Mordrid (Doctor Mordrid)

- Harriman Gray (Babylon 5)

- Crawford Tillinghast (From Beyond)

$5 Tier

- Weyoun (Deep Space Nine)

- Milton Dammers (Frighteners)

- Herbert West (Reanimator)

- Chaz (Dead Man Walking)

$3 Tier

- Dinosaur Bob (Love and a .45)

- Jimmy Wilkins (Hunter)

- Doc Haggis (Lurking Fear)

- Andrew Paris (Phantom Empire)

$2 Tier

- Sheperd Lambrick (Would You Rather)

- D-Day (Fortress)

- John Reilly (Castle Freak)

- Jay Brooks (I Still Know What You Did Last Summer)

$1 Tier

- Brunt, FCA (Deep Space Nine)

- Lonnie Hawks (Death Falls)

- Penk (Star Trek Voyager)

- Father Jonathan (Evil Clergyman)

#jeffrey combs #shran #doctor mordrid #Harriman Gray #crawford tillinghast #Weyoun #milton dammers #herbert west #chaz #dinosaur bob #jimmy wilkins #doc haggis #andrew paris #Shepard lambrick #dday #john reilly #jay brooks #brunt fca #lonnie hawks #penk #father jonathan

[shadowthefaghog]

i like heem. (baby's first edit......)

#friends & mutuals don't look at me. this is for jeff nation's eyes only #i have to do my part. #jeffrey combs #frightmare 1983 #herbert west #crawford tillinghast #cyclone 1987 #the phantom empire 1987 #dead man walking 1988 #doctor mordrid #anton mordrid #lurking fear #dr haggis #felony 1994 #mr combs #kuggs edits

[gremlintoast]

FΛSHION

Combsverse

#jeffrey combs edit #jeffrey combs #reanimator #grilledsnot #doc haggis #dr haggis #doctor mordrid #anton mordrid #stu frightmare #dinosaur bob #shepard lambrick #andrew paris #crawford tillinghast #Jimmy swain #combsverse

[scotianostra]

An oldie but a goodie and surely the greatest Burns joke of all time......

A newly qualified doctor arrives for his first day at a hospital, deep in the Welsh valleys. He is met by one of the sisters, who has been given the task of showing him around the hospital and introducing him to the staff and patients.

It is a large hospital and it takes the whole day to get round. By late afternoon they are working their way through the psychiatric block and as the time approaches for the evening meal they arrive at the last ward. They follow the dinner trolley into the ward and wait while one of the nurses lifts the lid on the food tray. To the doctor's surprise there is but a single haggis on the tray to feed a whole ward.

One of the patients moves towards the trolley in a purposeful manner addressing the haggis,

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,

Great chieftain o the puddin'-race!

Aboon them a' ye tak your place,

Painch, tripe, or thairm:

Weel are ye wordy of a grace

As lang's my arm.

Before he can reach the haggis another patient sprints forward, grabs the simple repast and dashes up the ward. He proudly holds the haggis aloft and cries out in a commanding voice,

Some hae meat and cannae eat.

Some cannae eat that want it:

But we hae meat and we can eat,

Sae let the Lord be thankit.

At this, a kilted dervish leaps from his bed, whips a skien dubh out of his sock and lunges at the haggis carrier. With a deft movement the haggis bearer fend off the flashing blade with the haggis. Although this prevents any injury it does result in the top of the haggis being hacked off. A small mouse obviously waiting upon this event dashes out from under a bed, grabs the loose piece of haggis and scampers up the ward, running the gauntlet of slashing claymores and hurled dirks from various patients. At the end of the ward stands a bent and wizened old man with a wild fire in his eyes. He screams at the mouse,

Wee sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie,

O, what a panic's in thy breastie!

Thou need na start awa sae hasty,

Wi bickering brattle!

I wad be laith to rin an chase thee,

Wi murdering pattle!

And then dives upon the poor little mouse. With a left dummy and a right feint, the mouse dodges between the old man's legs, through a hole in the skirting board and to safety with his prize. The doctor turns to the sister and asks, "Why is this psychiatric ward so full of Scotsmen?"

"Oh no, doctor, these are not Scotsmen, they are genuine valley dwellers born and bred", she replies, "and, anywa, this is not a psychiatric ward, it is the serious Burns unit"

#scotland #scottish #joke #burns day #lol

[paulgrossaddict]

DS 30 BELOW

Interview with Paul Gross and David Marciano by Doctor Squee

Paul Gross

David Marciano

And there are also interviews with Paul Haggis and Jay Semko

@ds30below

#due south #due south interview #benton fraser #ray vecchio #paul gross #paulgross #david marciano #doctor squee #ds30below #Youtube

[olympeline]

A few headcanons for Hetalia Scotland:

Is Alisdair a canon name? If it’s not, idc. It’s a good one 👍 If all the brothers are Kirkland then I like to think it was Scot’s surname first. England (and Wales by extension) took it when the Scottish James I became king of England and so formed the United Kingdom. That all his little(?) brothers took his name is definitely a feather in Scot’s cap.

No one knows if he or Wales is the oldest brother, including Scotland and Wales themselves. The first time they happened to cross paths during their wandering around Great Britain, they each saw another boy who looked the same age. Scotland insists he is the elder brother, Wales disagrees but more quietly.

Scotland has a favourite city out of Glasgow and Edinburgh. But he’s not going to start a civil war in his country by telling anyone which it is! (Psst, it’s Glasgow)

The Auld Alliance was a fiery, passionate affair between Scotland and France. The kind that was pure, mutual lust at first sight and got physical very quickly. Like, “we just met for the first time while our bosses hammer out details and now we’re banging against the wall in the antechamber” quickly. Sexy, sophisticated, continental France vs. wilder, rougher Scotland was just what the doctor ordered for both of them. Unfortunately, it didn’t really last. That kind of white hot, burning hunger never does. It didn’t help that a significant chunk of the non-physical part of their bond was built on their mutual hatred of England. You can’t build a long term love on something like that. Once Scotland’s relationship with his little brother started to improve, his affair with France simultaneously cooled. These days they’re better off as friends. Scot recalls their relationship more fondly and feels more wistful than France does.

And yes, that Scotland was eventually replaced by England as France’s soulmate does make his complicated feelings towards England even more strained. Thank ye for asking *Sound of Scottie teeth grinding*

Scotland holds his liquor best out of all his brothers and can drink most of Europe under the table. Only true heavyweights like Russia and the Balkans give him a run for his money

Like all the UK bros, Scotland has magic and can see magical creatures. Vistors to his country are often surprised to learn that Scot’s favourite isn’t the famous Nessie (though he is very fond of her) but rather his herd of unicorns. Hunted nearly to extinction in the rest of the UK, the unicorn’s last stronghold is up in Scotland. During one of their many wars, England slew Scotland’s oldest and most beloved unicorn (“The Lion and the Unicorn were fighting for the crown…”) and took its alicorn back to London. Even after the unification and a regretful England returning it, Scotland is still bitter.

Yes, Scotland does play the bagpipes. Yes, he’s very good at it. When he plays and Wales sings, it’s really something to behold…er, listen to

What’s Scotland’s least favourite thing about his home? The rain? The cold? No, you fool! The midges. Dear GOD the midges. Eat you alive in summer they will!

Scotland’s cooking makes the rest of his brothers look almost competent by comparison. He has the dubious honour of making both some of the most unappetising food (haggis!) and also the most unhealthy. Everything battered, deep fried, and washed down with fifty cans of drink so stiff with sugar it would make America blush. What’s not to love? Diabetes. Diabetes is not to love. Scot’s bosses have been on a health kick lately but their nation is as stubborn as any of the UK bros and it’s not easy persuading him to change his ways

Scotland wears his kilt like a true Scot: nothing below and god help ye if there’s a headwind 🍆

Kitain (Britain cat) was born in Scotland but doesn’t like spending much time there because of the climate. He still comes to visit Scotland in the summer, though. His favourite place to sleep is on Scotland’s feet. Keeping his toes warm like a living heater

Scotland is very proud that he was able to hold off Grandpa Rome and stop the Romans ever getting a real foothold on his turf. Though that pride is complicated by feelings of guilt that he couldn’t protect his little brothers. Even if they were enemies at the time, it still chafes Scot that part of their isle was occupied for hundreds of years. Seeing England and, to a lesser extent, Wales under Grandpa Rome’s boot and watching them be Romanised was painful

And yes, let’s talk about that elephant lion in the room: England. England, England, England. The golden child of the UK bros that Scotland can’t get away from or ignore no matter how hard he tries. To say Scot’s feelings towards his baby bro are complicated is an understatement. He’s so proud of what they achieved together, but wishes he could claim more of the credit. He feels guilt for not driving the Romans out of Britain, but a small, hateful part still gloats that only he could stop the invaders in their tracks. He’s glad they’re on better terms these days, but resents that the unification has eclipsed him so much in the eyes of the world. He knows in his heart of hearts that his relationship with France was never meant to last, but seeing France with England hurts him even so. Scotland was the older brother, not England. It should have been him. It all should have been him

Scottie has a lot of Nordic in him and gets on well with the Scandis. He could probably make a good case for being one of them, but nothing’s come of it yet. Estonia is very jelly

His favourite food is scotch eggs. His favourite drink is irn bru in the day and good old Scotch whisky at night

#hetalia #aph scotland #hws scotland #aph england #hws england #hws uk bros #hws wales #aph wales #hws northern ireland #aph northern ireland #fruk #scotfra #my posts #aph france #hws france

[thegingergal]

Tag Game

tagged by @thisbluespirit and @notes-from-sarah (thank you for tagging me <3 <3)

Tag game: tag people you’d like to get to know better.

Last song: broken line by enter the haggis. gutter anthems is still a banger of an album 15 years on.

Currently watching: HBO Rome, Domina, and a bunch of docs of varying historical accuracy on the fall of the roman republic and/or cleopatra. plus doing a first full watch of the 13th doctor with my bff which is so fun!!!

Three ships: aeryn x john from farscape, james norrington x elizabeth swann, and antony x cleopatra in all forms.

Favorite color: purple and green. can’t have just one!!!

Currently consuming: any and all things to do with rome/the late republic. i have been consumed.

First ship: lol probably like. maid marion and robin hood from the disney cartoon. the first ship that has had the most impact on me tho is aeryn/john from farscape.

Relationship status: pfft.

Last movie: Bedrooms and Hallways (the first hour of this is everythinggggg. it’s so jaunty and the chemistry between all the leads is UTTERLY DELIGHTFUL and then the ending is… well. whatever that was lol)

Currently working on: an antony x octavia fic because why not!!!

tagging @cpmhew @boltlightning @basiltheratatouille

#ten years later with starbucks #i put this in my drafts and it got buried 🙃 #thanks y’all for tagging me!!!!!! #tag game #about me

[jeffrey-combs-smash-or-pass]

I forgot the captain in spoiler for “cops”.

Divorced: John Reilly <castle freak>, Berman Livingston <pandora>, office manager <Gotham>, Carpenter <suburban gothic>, John Nichols <criminal minds>, tad Harrison <favor>, Tovar <Night of the Loving dead>, Buddy <Abominable>, Clerk <edmond>, Dale Sterling <CSi>, Harry Raditch <twilight zone>, Hotel Owner <I still know what you did last summer>, Klein <single guy>, Montgomery Clift <norma Jean and Marilyn>

Dad: Frank <witches of oz>, Mr Simms <attackmen>, Thomas White <All Souls Day>

Deadbeat: Sky Borden <Cold Case>, Edgar Allan Poe <Black Cat / Nevermore>, Andy Coburn <Digital Prophet>, Derek Cots <sisters>, Alan Shuba <Jake and the Fatman>, Python <beauty and the beast>

Insane Doctor: Dr King <hammer head>, Scarecrow <batman>, Vannacutt <House on Haunted Hill>, Brown <contagion>, coroner <freaky links>, Dr Ek <Attic Expeditions>, Max Copernicus <The Net>, Dr Carrington <time tracers>, Ralph <freddys nightmares>, Dr Haggis <Lurking Fear>, Roger Schector <ultraman>, Dr Pyle <Trancers>, Dr Jones <man with two brains>

Nazi: 50557 <perversions of science>, Meissner <Snide and Prejudice>,

you guys are something else

#I have had this for a while now #there are like 10 of these that people have sent of just Jeffrey’s entire career #If you are one of those 10 people #you know who you are #also that you #I’ll be awhile

[flowerprintundies]

Screaming and crying and screaming and crying and screaming and crying and-

#myart #fanart #lurking fear #doctor haggis #doc haggis #acrylic paint #otp #sobbing #jeffrey combs #chibi #i love them so much u dont even know #pure self indulgence #this is how the movie ended ok guys they went anywhere else together ok guys listen guys #obligatory chibi couple floating in a white void #i wanted to redraw THAT scene but make it u know not sad haha

[deepspacedukat]

Doc Haggis: *thoughtful puppy eyes*

Lurking Fear (1994)

DO NOT REPOST WITHOUT PERMISSION!

#deepspacedukat gifs #doctor haggis #doctor ian haggis #lurking fear (1994) #why's he so pretty???

[weyounthevorta]

Marry, Smash, Kill

#jeffrey combs #herbert west #reanimator #doc haggis #dr haggis #lurking fear 1994 #dr carrington #time tracers 1997 #fuck marry kill

[hummingbird-of-light]

No. 30 “It’s okay just to say ‘I’m not okay’.” (“Not much longer...”)

Continuation to Prompt 1

~

“Shh, not much longer and the pain is gone, doctor.”

He felt a hand running through his hair, heard the deep soothing voice of the man who was slaughtering him, taking him apart bit by bit. It was taunting him.

“You’ll make the perfect dinner for Monty and me. He’ll be just so happy.”

Another blow with the hatchet. Another piece of his body getting chopped off. He wanted to scream, but no sound left his voice.

“What kind of Scotch do you think he prefers? Lagavulin or Talisker?”

Another blow, cutting his left arm off.

“Well… I suppose it doesn’t matter as long as the haggis is perfect.”

Right arm.

“I really hope that you taste just as good as a lamb.”

Left shoulder.

“After all, Monty is an expert and might notice the slight difference.”

Right shoulder.

He gritted his teeth in anger and despair. Scotty… He couldn’t let this bastard take his husband!

“I’ll just tell him that it’s the sauce. The sauce makes all the difference.”

McCoy shuddered when the cold blade touched his neck. He knew that the next blow would be the last.

“Don’t worry, doctor, I’ll tell him your regards.”

He meant to say something, important last words, but he didn’t get the chance to do so.

A quick pain and his head was off.

-

He screamed out loud, sitting upright in bed. Cold sweat was running down his forehead and he ran his hands through his damp hair.

McCoy gasped for air, trying to breathe slowly. His heart seemed to explode, pulse racing.

He felt arms wrapped around him, but only after a moment realized that a soft Scottish brogue was talking to him.

Scotty. It was Scotty!

He was holding him in his arms, rocking him gently.

“Shh, it’s alright, Len. Everything’s fine, mo ghràdh.”

Slowly, the doctor managed to nod as he sank deeper into his love’s hug.

They were fine. They were both safe and sound. The police had found them in time.

“A nightmare again?”

Another nod.

“Will… ye tell me about it?”

McCoy felt his blood turn cold in his veins. No… he couldn’t. He couldn’t tell his love about it. He couldn’t bother him after everything the man had been through.

So he slowly placed his hand on Scotty’s cheek and stroked it gently.

“I’m okay. I’m fine. Let’s… let’s just go back to sleep.”

Scotty’s worried eyes met his. They stared at each other for a long time.

“Len… It’s… it’s okay just to say ‘I’m not okay’,” the Scotsman whispered after a long moment of silence.

McCoy felt his eyes widen at these words and suddenly hot tears streamed down his face.

“I… I…”

All this time he had held it in. All this time he had wanted to protect Scotty.

But maybe it was time to talk. Maybe Scotty was ready.

So McCoy talked, hoping that it would help them both to overcome what had happened.

#whumptober2023 #no.30 #lyric #It’s okay just to say ‘I’m not okay’. #Not much longer... #star trek #fanficfion #slaughter #violence #major character injury #ptsd #nightmare #dr. leonard mccoy #montgomery scott #scones #khan noonien singh

[chaossmith2]

So, how did each crew members end up with Haggis? Like what’s their backstory?

I won’t get into SUPER DETAILS due to spoilers (which will all be labeled as “after a series of events” lol) but here’s the basic synopsis:

After a series of events, Erik became a circus performer, though very mistreated and serving under a cruel ringmaster. Haggis saw his skills in balance and sword juggling could be put to much better use, and thus offered him a spot on his ship.

Megara was a patient restaurant waitress, but was consistently berated and scolded by customers for being too scary (this included many complaints to the owner to have someone else take their orders, resulting in her being forced to work in the back constantly, out of sight). Haggis, after a series of events, definitely saw her large, intimidating stature as a plus and offered her a spot on his ship.

Goliath was once a soldier who served in the navy, but defected. They were often forced to “temper” their strength; an order by their navy captain who didn’t want his other soldiers to see Goliath, a subordinate, was indeed much stronger than him. After a series of events, Goliath saves Pama. A runaway orphan who’s always felt invisible. The two band together and leave their former lives behind. It’s at some point much later they run into the Walrus crew and agree to join.

After a series of events, DOC worked as a doctor for underground fight clubs, stitching and patching up the bruised and bloodied fighters after and in between matches. After a series of events, he meets the Walrus crew. Realizing a doctor would be super beneficial to the self destructive crew, and DOC wanting to be anywhere but there? He joined.

Finally there’s Sao! After a series of events, she served as an indentured servant under a wealthy mistress, acting as the only maid in the entire mansion. During a fancy dinner party that the Walrus crew snuck into for the free booze, food, and opportunity to steal, Haggis admires Sao’s fortitude and ability to keep a whole mansion in check by herself. After a series of events, she is convinced to join, and eventually rises to become Captain Haggis’ first mate!

#the tales of nathaniel flint

[mummer]

new doctor who companion please be haggy

#🙏 #doc who #i would very much like to know what her deal is #to be honest im very tired of seeing youngish british people from modern times. give me literally anything else