I forgot the captain in spoiler for “cops”.
Divorced: John Reilly <castle freak>, Berman Livingston <pandora>, office manager <Gotham>, Carpenter <suburban gothic>, John Nichols <criminal minds>, tad Harrison <favor>, Tovar <Night of the Loving dead>, Buddy <Abominable>, Clerk <edmond>, Dale Sterling <CSi>, Harry Raditch <twilight zone>, Hotel Owner <I still know what you did last summer>, Klein <single guy>, Montgomery Clift <norma Jean and Marilyn>
Dad: Frank <witches of oz>, Mr Simms <attackmen>, Thomas White <All Souls Day>
Deadbeat: Sky Borden <Cold Case>, Edgar Allan Poe <Black Cat / Nevermore>, Andy Coburn <Digital Prophet>, Derek Cots <sisters>, Alan Shuba <Jake and the Fatman>, Python <beauty and the beast>
Insane Doctor: Dr King <hammer head>, Scarecrow <batman>, Vannacutt <House on Haunted Hill>, Brown <contagion>, coroner <freaky links>, Dr Ek <Attic Expeditions>, Max Copernicus <The Net>, Dr Carrington <time tracers>, Ralph <freddys nightmares>, Dr Haggis <Lurking Fear>, Roger Schector <ultraman>, Dr Pyle <Trancers>, Dr Jones <man with two brains>
Nazi: 50557 <perversions of science>, Meissner <Snide and Prejudice>,
you guys are something else
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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Happy International Museums Day to the following people:
The guy who called me the Whore of Babylon for teaching kids about Ancient Egypt as I stood there and nodded.
The woman who was deeply incensed that staff wouldn't open the cases so she could touch the organic objects.
The one guy who made me translate hieroglyphs on a stele for him, then was mad because it didn't say what he wanted it to say, and reported me for 'lying' to the public.
The parents who objected to the taxidermied animals having taxidermied genitalia because it was unseemly.
Those kids on a school trip who got on the floor in front of a mummy and started chanting 'we worship Ra' as their teacher desperately tried to get them to leave.
That one guy who...uh...really liked geodes. No, they were not a special interest. He really, really liked geodes.
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really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.
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Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"
Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.
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i went to get my t-shot yesterday and it took me an hour and a half to get to the clinic and as soon as i got on the bed the nurse dropped my t-shot and it broke and now they're trying to make me pay for the replacement. i think the fuck not lmao
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