#do not take any of this seriously pls

[nahkyl]

tell me more about these different omega spectrum 🎤

You know, this is why I adore you all. Because you're just as wonderfully weird as I am.

Sometimes, I don't know, it's like I pick up vibes, you know? I pick up vibes. Like, I've delved into every aspect of a person's public persona: watched every documentary, every interview, observed their interactions in various situations with different people, so I have a decent grasp on their character (though you can never truly know these people, emphasis on never because, let's face it, they're strangers). So occasionally, I'll have this fleeting thought like, "Oh, they're totally an omega. No doubt. Oh, that one's definitely an alpha." But it's all in good fun, you know? I never take it seriously because I'm not into that red pill ideology okay ? I refuse to categorize people based on fictional sub-genders. People are complex beings, and reducing them to such simplistic terms is just... well, narrow-minded and unidimensional.

But then, I catch myself thinking, "If they were a character, they'd be this insert sub-gender," you get me? It's a bit controversial for the conservatives because, hey, these are real people we're talking about, but come on, we're hanging out on Tumblr. Our thought process is weird by default.

Anyway, getting to the point, let's discuss why I believe Max and Kylian embody different ends of the omega spectrum:

Kylian's just so incredibly kind. His approach to the world is rooted in a deep-seated kindness and a genuine desire to make the world a better place. I mean, he radiates sweetness, love, and nurturing vibes. He's altruistic to the core, always eager to give of his time, his energy, his love. Especially with children, he adores them, cherishes them above all else. He's a mama's boy, the quintessential middle child—adorable little brother, protective yet teasing older brother—the pride of the family. And he's pretty. Those big eyes, that infectious smile, those adorable dimples. And his physique? Envy-inducing: meaty thighs, glowing skin, legs for days, a butt that makes ME jealous. He exudes confidence without a hint of arrogance. He knows his worth, excels in what he does, and when underestimated, he turns it into motivation. But woe betide anyone who threatens his loved ones. He's not one to care about his reputation, but when it comes to family and friends, it's personal. You can see it in the way he carries himself, how he basks in praise but doesn't seek it out, how he effortlessly puts people at ease and draws them in, eliciting protective instincts from those who know him.

Max, on the other hand, is the polar opposite. He's a force to be reckoned with, a whirlwind of energy and ambition. He's not one to simply accept praise; he demands it, commands it even. There's a fire within him, a burning desire to be recognized, to be celebrated for his talents. He thrives on being the center of attention, craving the spotlight with every fiber of his being. But beneath that intense exterior lies a surprising depth. He's not just about seeking glory; there's a complexity to him that many overlook. He's fiercely independent, unapologetically himself, refusing to conform to anyone's expectations. He's confrontational, yes, unafraid to speak his mind no matter the consequences. But there's also a kindness to him, a loyalty to those he holds dear. He may come off as brash and unyielding, but underneath it all, there's a warmth, a sincerity that shines through. He's quick-witted, with a sharp sense of humor that catches many off guard. And he's so pretty. Pretty eyes, enticing lips, skin beging to be marked. He's not afraid to take risks, to push the boundaries of what's possible. In a world full of conformists, Max stands out as a beacon of individuality, a reminder that true greatness lies in being unapologetically yourself.

They're similar yet so different. In my book, they're best friends because they're both hardworking, dedicated individuals who've sacrificed so much to pursue their dreams and know what it means to fulfill the promise of high potential. And they plot to drive their mates absolutely NUTS.

#kylian mbappé #max verstappen #partners in crime #do not take any of this seriously pls

[odakota-rose]

leaving this on my tumblr where i can actually find it bc i posted it on twitter last week and it's already evaporated into the void lmao

#pls do not take this seriously it took ten minutes in the crappy windows video editor but it made me cackle #doctor who #much ado about nothing #donna noble #benedick of padua #??? idk do any of them even have last names? #goddamn shakespeare messing with my tagging sensibilities #there is a 100% chance i will forget where i saved the file for this any day now so it seems safer to put it on tumblr #the real question is whether i will remember what i tagged it as #i made this #why are you still reading these tags? i'm rambling to myself at this point lol ok love you bye #my posts

[halfricanloveyou]

ok ok ok like i thought “the chosen” would suck cause “blah another series about the life and times of jesus” like we GET it it’s been around for CENTURIES you guys make the same damn movie all the time

but it’s actually legit really good? lots of pretty good representation! not everyone in the movie is white. actual portrayals of jewish culture instead of just ignoring that part. disabled people. matthew being autistic. characters that aren’t just two dimensional. the people in it feel like real people. there’s actual jokes, jesus cracks a few and they’re really funny?? so far nothing hateful, no gay or transgender bashing. it calls out the church for being judgemental and hateful in a way that’s very tasteful

it’s not perfect tho. jesus is…still white for some reason? despite mary not being white? and no one else around him being white? no gay people in it which is kind of a bad and a good thing…but it’s a portrayal of jesus and the people around him as human. as real life people who felt things and made jokes and rolled their eyes and stuff. also the guy they cast as jesus is pretty hot as are all the disciples. which isn’t the point or whatever but i can’t say i’m complaining. it’s free online and i think it’s worth a watch!

#it’s an adaptation of jesus that is more realistic #ofc he’s perfect and doesn’t sin but the point was that he was loving and kind and considerate and people all wanted to be around him #he doesn’t hesitate to walk straight into the dangerous or sketchy areas #he genuinely connects with and loves everyone he meets #they take liberties ofc but none of them are bad and add to the series as a whole #also as always i’m still gay and transgender as ever so no trad catholics or whatever touch this pls #but as a christian it makes my heart feel warm #it’s taken so so long to get an adaptation of any kind that depicts jesus as the kind of man who genuinely loves the people around him #not as some deity but as a human being loves other human beings #he is very human in this. it’s something christian’s don’t like to talk about #but if he went around talking like they do to other people #he wouldn’t have been able to last 10 seconds in the areas he was at #he wouldn’t have been welcomed there #it feels more faithful to the actual bible then they ever make him sound in any church service i’ve ever been in #the chosen #seriously check it out! it’s a genuinely good watch #especially if you have an interest in religion in general #i thought i’d hate it but i love it #pls know i’m being genuine abt this #and also the dudes they cast actually could pass as the age the actual apostles and actual jesus were #instead of being like 40-50 lmao #and them being hot is like just an added bonus sorry i have eyes

[mccoyquialisms]

lou and murph team ups are so special. no matter how chaotic lou gets, murph never fails to "yes, and" him, even if he's cringing or gritting his teeth the entire time

#thinking about gunnie and barry in the casino #pinocchio and gerard on toy island #any time fabian and riz interact #much like zac is brennan's special favorite who can do no wrong I feel like lou is murph's lmao #side note: this is all a joke. I am joking. pls do not take this post too seriously #I just love their friendship <3 #dimension 20 #dropout #my musings

[onemillionfurries]

after fucking around with AI art generators for a bit last night, i really don't get why AI bros are so gung-ho about it. i was trying to get it to generate something close to my fursona for a while and it would just constantly be unable to generate specific details like the heart-shaped goggles, or constantly make the fur orange despite me weighing that negatively.

it's also funny how i can just copy-paste sections from other prompts and instantly have the art come out 10x better. such skill on display there! *eyeroll*

another extremely funny thing is how hard you have to tell the generator to NOT make bad art or generate fucked up hands, and it'll still make fucked up hands! imagine having to beg an artist on your hands and knees not to fuck up the art you're getting them to draw, and they still decide to give the characters extra fingers and melty faces.

overall this whole experience just kinda left me bored and frustrated. i guess if you dont have a specific vision, wanna grift people with "adoptables", or just wanna generate wank material it's fine. but if you actually care about the output? i don't see how it can be appealing.

really, it just made me wanna go to the artists used in the prompts and commission them for actual art of my fursona.

#lab notes #ill be real im not even that anti-ai #i use to actually be very pro-ai when it first came out #and i still think that it can be a useful tool for artists depending on their workflow n what theyre doing #but by god. aibros are the most annoying people on earth about it jesus christ #and the open contempt they have for the artists that they rely on to build these models is wild #also the dichotomy between 'now ANYONE can create fantastic art!' and 'ai art actually takes a lot of time and skill pls take me seriously' #is fucking hilarious #any normal person thats impressed by ai art isnt impressed by the skill of a person that typed a bunch of words into an art generator #theyre impressed that a machine generated the art.

[thyandrawrites]

Me: I'm not really into halloween. I don't mind doing nothing for it

A friend: what about a themed party? It can be as light as you want, no need for full costumes, no pressure. Who's in?

Me: *is suddenly interested in halloween and does absolutely want a full costume*

#I'm a simple girl with simple needs #Give me an opportunity to wear a costume and I'm in #That larper to cosplayer to unhinged friend loving everything whimsical pipeline is real #In other words I did not have anything halloween themed to wear but I made accessories #And found the perfect lacy shirt with wide sleeves to go with it that I didn't even remember being in my closet #Now I'm actively holding back from doing more bc otherwise I'll be the only one taking this seriously dhdgdh #Hfhdbdhd tell me I'm not alone in this pls #My accessories are spider themed btw #Might post some pictures if I remember to take any the day of #Thyandra.txt

[satans-knitwear]

Just in case tumblr decides to end it all. I think I may also create discord and reddit accounts.

#Not ones that I shall take seriously in any way. #But certainly so that I do not lose my daily fandom and memes intake. Very important for my health #I have no idea how either work tho so if anybody wants to give me any intro/how-to/guidance for those.... Pls do. Thank you. Love you. #I shall be tumbling until I perish tho. Given the choice.

[orange-coloredsky]

im just known for finding immense joy in the worst parts of a series/franchise. fallout 4. final fantasy seven advent children. thats it everything else i like is really good actually

#not fallout #txt #they put lil man (kadaj advent children) in remake part 2 on god. and im happy about it #hes sooooo funny like i do not take remake seriously in any way whatsoever so im hype as fuck to see that lil guy. just ruin everything pls #that movie is like kitsch art to me

[sanasanakun]

Maybe it’s a good thing there isn’t a Gortash romance in game cause after seeing that new A!Astarion kiss I just know they would make any Gortash romance scene corny af

#cringe overload any time I see Ascended Astarion ngl #and I say this as someone who ascended him lmao just to see what would happen #spoilers he becomes grim dark edge lord #anywayyy don’t take this seriously AT ALL Astarion fans #this is for the Gort girlies #also I actually do still want a Gort romance Larian pls and thank you #feed me tragedy #my thoughts #bg3 #bg3 patch 6 #also where tf is patch six fr??

[theflyingfeeling]

I noticed how Bc has toned down their stage gay compared to 2021 for example and I got this headcanon that what if Joonas and Niko were fwb (or had something else going on and were more than friends) but then Joonas got his gf and they had a fight or something and now either of them don’t want to do the kissing etc. anymore 👀

Oof you came to the right blog, dear anon, because not a day passes by I don't wonder why they dropped SLB from their setlist 😩

I mean, there can obviously be many plausible reasons, e.g. on the US tour a great majority of their audience was completely new to them, so they may have wanted to tone down the stage gay because they weren't sure how that would've been perceived there (yessss I know they're not the first band to kiss on stage, and that BC is not the kind of band who gives a shit about what people think about them, but I'm sure you know what I mean here).

Among their European fanbase, however, everyone and their mother is expecting them to start having an orgy on stage at any given second, and especially touring with a band like Electric Callboy it is a shame they didn't play SLB, not only because of the kiss but also because it's genuinely a great song 🥺 So maybe they just didn't want to be too extra on a tour that wasn't their own lol, but then they came back to Finland and DIDN'T KISS A SINGLE FUCKING TIME THE WHOLE SUMMER WHAT THE FUCK GUYS I WANT MY MONEY BACK?!?!?!

Like, of course they wanted to make some room in their setlist for their new songs, which is understandable, but... :( Maybe they just got bored of playing the song? If this is the reason, the question remains why they haven't replaced that routine with some other fun stage gay moment during another song, because they do seem to enjoy teasing us with fanservice-y stuff 😐 In any case, I was so disappointed they didn't play it even on the ice hall show because, the kiss aside, it really is a fan favourite 😔 it is MY favourite how DARE they not serve MY needs 😤

So yes, all these points considered, I'd be lying if I said my little shipper heart had not also considered the possibility of Niko and Joonas finding it weird now that Joonas has a girlfriend (I love how this was never a problem before when Niko's had a gf all this time lol), but then again, just the other day Joonas joked about having Niko's cock in his mouth and drinking his breast milk, so it's not like he's been withdrawing from fanservice completely 🤷‍♀️

And yes, if we ignore the fact Niko is indeed happy with his gf and they don't have an open relationship as far as we know (👀), it is easy to imagine a scenario in which Joonas (who I believe is the one usually planning their setlists?) suddenly dropped SLB and only gave an ambiguous explanation as to why (see above), and then one day Niko hears from blabbermouth Joel that Joonas has gotten together with this girl, no really, I thought you knew? 💔😭

#i meaaaaaan of course i can come up with headcanons (more like AUs lol) in which person A and B are fwb while person A is in a relationship #and then person A (very hypocritically) gets mad at person B for starting to date someone on their part #or them both being in relationships respectively but then they end up falling in love with each other (allu & olli) #but neither wants to actually break up with their partner and so the yearning and pining intensifies!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 #but since it's real people we're talking about here i don't feel comfortable discussing this much further #disclaimer: i don't actually believe any of the guys are actually gay in love with each other (none of us do right?) #(...unless 👀) #no for real it's just for the lols pls do not take any of this seriously #joonasxniko #anon asks #answered asks

[caruliaa]

will prob not start reading either for a while regardless el oh el but i have both six of crows and pride and prejudice so if anyone is reading this tell me which on u think i shld read first 👍🏽

#in replys 👍🏽 #i have to read one at some point bc i cant justify buying any other books b4 then even though i cant buy most books i want regardless #bc in order to do that id have to bring them into my parents house. SAD! #also i dont read. just realised i am not a girlie who looses their mind over book quotes i am a girlie who looses their mind over song lyri #which is deeply cringe fail and needs 2 b changed rn so my webweavs can b good and ppl can actually take me seriously #and i can b a full actual person. and not the cring mutual holding up tswift lyrics to cartoon characters thumbs up emoji #like u all dont know what its like 2 b 18 with a 14 yr old sibling whos read the odyessy but let me tell you it does not make you feel good #anyway. this became smth else. pls actually reply to this i need to decide. the owl house there will this get as much attention #as my little miss perfect post now #(pls tell me that wont put this in the actual tag ill loose my godamm mind) #flappy rambles

[albatris]

also would anyone be interested in a tarot reading for their wip/ocs......? 👀

#I'm. getting back into it! yeehaw #out of practice and also nervous abt reading for others in general #hence why we play a fun little oc game instead hahahahaha #just for fun? like. ppl send me names/pronouns of their ocs n i do a reading for The Vibe #or you can ask me a question about your wip or character you're stuck on and I'll see if i can point u in the right direction through #some mystical bullshit (prety cards) #idk I'm open to whatever basically. just not reading about peoples Real Actual Lives unless we have a genuine discussion beforehand #fjfjddkdkdks #idk i did this ages ago with my wtnv decks and it was super fun but also exhausting #I would be using the alleymans tarot this time i think #anyway this is all ~hypothetical~ unless you wanna 👀 #its just for fun pls dont take it too seriously!! i cant guarantee I'll be accurate #sometimes i am frighteningly accurate! but idk how or why that happens. i maintain idk what I'm doing at any time #i am simply the vessel for nonsense #my point is. I'm not a professional LMAO

[malaks-perch]

im possibly making a tiny otome game and so if you happen to see any odd formats and links??

✨ you see nothing ✨

#just go with it #i want to see if i can do it and i'd love for you guys to lmk what you think #i seriously need feedback for it #updates #im just trynna see how much work it will be and what the...? #idk how well readers take to it #i think it'd be good for this #if you have any characters you'd like to see from the arcana here lmk #this is also why im reblogging so much nature #pls tag me in arcana art

[bfwonu]

seventeen members and whether or not i could pull them at The Club

cheol: yes…i think.

jeonghan: probably not

joshua: maybe but leaning towards no

jun: NO. maybe. depends on how inebriated i am

hoshi: maybe but leaning towards yes, also depends on… other factors

wonwoo: it breaks my heart to say it but no

woozi: in any other situation? probably. at a club? no.

dk: probably yeah

mingyu: yes

minghao: absolutely not unless it’s in my dreams

seungkwan: no unless we break out the karaoke. i’m so serious

vernon: ……yes

chan: if i’m at the exact cusp of being drunk (confident) enough to dance but sober enough to not embarrass myself, then yes. if it’s any other time, no.

#i saw someone do something similar on tiktok and thought it would be fun lol #pls do not take this seriously in any way shape or form. also i forbid anyone from reblogging this (pls) #this is for shits and giggles ONLY! #completely sober and writing/thinking about this btw 😭😭😭 #shitposting

[eliasofsunhillow]

Hello there! A while ago you recommended 'Silently and Very Fast' and 'The Wounded Sky' to me, I finally finished both titles and absolutely adored them. Bizarre, wonderful, and so well written. I'm so thankful you pointed them my way, and I was wondering if you had any more book recommendations. Thank you for reading my friend.

If you enjoyed Silently And Very Fast then I definitely recommend checking out the rest of Valente's works, especially but not limited to The Orphan's Tales series (In The Night Garden & In The Cities Of Coin And Spice). They're fantasy but definitely in the vein of beautiful and bizarre. There's just so much to explore in those books I've read them like three times in six months, hahaha. (And if you like those maybe check out the Kencyrath Chronicles by P. C. Hodgell)

Unfortunately tho, I've never really found anything that really hit the same spot that Wounded Sky did for me, maybe because it was very much a book I never knew I needed. The only one that came close was The Entropy Effect by Vonda N. McIntyre (if you do read and enjoy that then definitely read her Star Wars novel Crystal Star, very good very bizarre, as well as her original work Dreamsnake). Sci-fi tends to have a dearth of the bizarre which is unfortunate and kind of silly imo because everything about space and science is really weird.

In addition, I'd flat-out recommend the Elder Scrolls game series if you enjoy bizarre fantasy, the lore is... something else.

Also I'd say go read Fortuna Primigenia by @ss-shitstorm because the entire premise it's built off of is absolutely fascinating. There's also making sweet electrically charged love to massive metal titans so there's also that.

#sorry this took my so long to get through #i take book recs VERY seriously #btw if you have any recs for me pls lemme know i'm always looking for weird-ass books #also i swear to god i am coming back to handprints even if i just have to sit down and read it all in one sitting #i'll leave a whale of a comment at the end if i do i promise

[the-theatre-swiftie]

why did i literally realize today that wish you were gay is about a guy Billie wishes were gay so that she never had to deal with him and not a straight girl who she had a crush on 😭😭

#reflecting my own feelings much #im still going to take it in that context #seriously do any of you have song recs for that exact situation (wlw specifically) #please i'm in that situation with TWO DIFFERENT GIRLS rn #help pls