#disclaimer: i’m joking

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Since Vin Diesel wants to bring in Robert Downey, Jr. for the final “Fast and Furious” movie, I have an idea.

In the big, dramatic trailer for Fast 11 (or 12 depending if Diesel makes another movie since Universal requested it), we see RDJ playing this Elon Musk-type supervillain. He starts saying these vague villain lines, like, “I’ve been waiting for this moment for years. It’s time I finish what you and your people started. This time, Toretto, you won’t be so lucky.”

Tyrese says something like, “Damn man, this guy’s got drone cars and satellites that shoot laser beams! How the hell we supposed to fight him!”

Ludacris follows up with, “He said that he wants to finish what we started. Dom…who is this guy?”

We then get a flashback…to the FIRST movie. It’s then revealed, through the magic of CGI, that RDJ is playing the KJ truck driver who Dom and Letty tried to rob. It’s the guy who tried killing Vince with a shotgun after he jumped onto his truck.

In the years since the first movie, the truck driver eventually took over the company he was transporting goods for, which was all part of his master plan to finally kill Dom and his family once and for all.

#disclaimer: i’m joking #the fast and the furious #dominic toretto #robert downey jr #rdj #fast and furious #fast and furious franchise #fast and furious memes #dom toretto #letty ortiz #roman pearce #tej parker #tyrese gibson #ludacris #tfatf #fast and the furious Vince #fast and the furious #vin diesel #fast x #fast ten

[comradekatara]

“sokka is the token Regular Guy of the group who shows us as the audience that you can be valuable even if you’re not special” is a take i see a lot, and don’t get me wrong, i totally get why, like he even calls himself regular multiple times, but like....... sokka isn’t regular. sure he’s not a bender but uhhh. sokka is not normal.

#sokka #mans rly out here w an IQ of swaghundred like ‘waahhh being normal is so Hard’ #ok then imagine how ACTUAL normies feel ! #(wait obligatory disclaimer that IQ is fake and this whole post is a joke and I’m JOKINGG)

[petitesmafia]

and if the bsd fifteen manga ends like this…then what…ahahahaha

#enaspics #bungou stray dogs #nakahara chuuya #bsd stormbringer #if we ever get a stormbringer manga…foams at the mouth i will need to be sedated #I’m not joking lad #disclaimer THIS IS AN EDIT

[the-adventures-of-dave]

I love how dog people talk about getting a new dog as “getting into” a breed. You don’t just adopt a Labrador, you “get into labs”. It’s not buying a border collie, but “getting into BCs”. Imagine if we did that with cats. I think I’ll be getting into orange tabbies next. Maybe dabble in calicos. Try out tortoiseshells.

#animal jargon is so funny to me if I think about it long enough #these are just little guys #obligatory disclaimer because I’m afraid of d.ogblr this is a joke

[kataraslove]

you know the ship is iconic when an official band (with 6M spotify users and 143K Instagram followers) makes an edit of your ship to promote their song

#i am now a boa stan lemme stream tf out of duvet #disclaimer: this is a joke #I’m not measuring a ship’s iconivity by what bands use it for commercial marketing purposes #this is the first I’ve heard of them tbh #kataang #atla #avatar the last airbender

[bloodraven55]

if i had a nickel for every toxic codependent yuri ship in revue starlight where one character swears themself in service to the other like a knight/soldier/chancellor to their lord/general/king i’d have three nickels….. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened thrice

#obligatory disclaimer that i’m exaggerating as a joke and mean this as praise bc i eat that shit up so don’t take it too seriously #shoujo kageki revue starlight #revue starlight relive #revue starlight #suteshiro #tamafumi #akimichi #stella takachiho #shiro ogami #tamao tomoe #fumi yumeoji #akira yukishiro #michiru otori

[werepires]

appARENTLY

#disclaimer I’m not gonna treat their joke as cockles confirmation unless there’s further explanation from either of them #but mr Ackles you said what you said so I’m allowed to post this

[driftwooddestiel]

so annoying when people go Oh well destiel is so tired why vote it. girl this is about impact history etc etc. be for real here destiel has had a major impact on tumblr there are few tumblr users who have not heard of destiel. why would you deny that hashtag remember your herstory.

#💔💔💔 #destiel #disclaimer i’m being silly this is just a poll who care etc etc. vote whoever you want at the end of the day it doesn’t matter #but also did castiel confessing his gay love and going to the empty mean NOTHING to you people? /jokes

[sinnaminttoast]

Kill this mom…kill that mom..Y’know who I think should be killed off?!

David.

I said what I said.

Let him get it again.

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #I honestly just want to cause problems #but also that would be so angsty?? #I’m just saying anything #I’d actually would appreciate it if no one died #redacted david #disclaimer: this is a joke #David Stans I like him I swear

[porcelainvino]

idc about bi blaine what if i said i wanted BI KURT

#disclaimer i do not think/headcanon/whatever blaine nor kurt as bisexual. this is a joke plz do not get mad at me #in a hypothetical situation where i had to make either kurt or blaine bisexual i am making kurt bisexual #‘kurt made blaine repress his bisexuality’ bUT WHAT IF IT WAS HIS INTERNALIZED BIPHOBIA #my plot for bi kurt is that he likes mercedes back and that is the only girl he romantically likes <3 #delete later ermmmmmm #i’m sorry i saw someone say that blaine should’ve been bi and dated rachel and tina or whatever.. #can we talk about kurt having more experience with girls that blaine…….. kinda.. BUT STILL #MY POINT IS WHY DO PEOPLE WANT BLAINE TO BE BI SO BAD 😭 #porcelainposting

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Crack TLOU concept: The reason why TV Ellie is much darker than Game Ellie (as of the 1st installment) is because the world is still stuck in 2003 aka the Bush years. Game Ellie is a teensy bit more hopeful and positive because her world is stuck in 2013 aka the Obama years.

#disclaimer: I’m joking #tlou #the last of us #hbo tlou #tlou hbo #hbo the last of us #ellie williams #tlou ellie #bella ramsey #tlou game #george w bush #barack obama #tlou tv #tlou show #tlou humor #video games #video game #naughty dog

[spicyicymeloncat]

Me: maybe I should read the Ninjago books

My friend: what books?

Me: they made books after crystalized

My friend: THEY WHAT? *falls over* NINJAGO FANS CANT READ!!!???

#said friend actually owns Ninjago from before so #ninjago #disclaimer me and said friend are also Ninjago fans this is jokes #I’m talking about the post crystalized books #idk what they’re called

[spittyfishy]

Is it just me or.. KAITO X MAKI X SHUICHI REMINDS ME OF THE..

BISEXUAL FLAG.

That’s because all of them are Bi and in love

#I’d know I’m bi and they told me #that’s mostly a joke lol #I am bi tho #also just like a disclaimer if someone has a different head canon for these three please don’t argue with me about it #everyone gets to have their own head cannons! #I’ve had issue with this in the past #I don’t think it’ll happen here since y’all are much nicer then the tiktok folks but still #covering my bases #training trio #ndrv3 #danganronpa #maki harukawa #suichi saihara #kaito momota #danganronpa ships #danganronpa killing harmony

[housewifebuck]

what do you think the "new things for both of us" is??

Sex where both of them finish

#MANIFESTING 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 #asks #anonymous #office hours #legal disclaimer: this is a joke. I’m sure they’re both fine in bed with women. (convincingly)

[superawesomelurkaccount]

guys is this right

name context below because i think it’s fun

Grief Chapter: The name of the album

Glass Casket: The final guess that the Instagram FamFam groupchat settled on for the album’s name…. we were wrong

Grilled Cheese: The most popular meme in the album name scavenger hunt. This was canonized by the band in the scavenger hunt image on a list of (fake) album names with the suggestion “Grilled Cheese <- groceries?”

Group Chat: A joke in the Instagram FamFam groupchat; the album is about us.

Garden Center: A name on the list of album name suggestions on the scavenger hunt. The original writing says “Garden …?” but I completed the sentence with Garden Center.

Guldemond Cemetery: Another name on the list. “Guldemond cemetery (silly?)”

LP Fucking 9: The name of the GC file. Ryan filmed him opening the file on his computer in January 2023, confirming the existence of a new album.

Good Company: Theres no lore. It was one of our ideas.

Gregorian Calendar: Another really funny idea

Grilled Chicken Sandwich: A joke in the groupchat, in which Ryan is turned into grilled chicken, since he is a rooster. The sandwich part is optional.

Album 9 Lore: A running joke that lasted until February 16. I would run around in the Famfam, see any meme or any theory or really any existing thing, and I would call it album 9 lore. A couple of times I was actually right.

Not included are Golden Carrot (another suggestion), Guilty Conscience (another really good suggestion) and the several cock jokes that the group chat made.

#DISCLAIMER this is a joke. if i’m rude or inconsiderate at all i’m sorry #mother mother #shitposting #someone please save me #i have literally listened to this album 14 times in a row #it is the only thing i have listened to since it came out #grief chapter

[devilbeez]

….would genderbend version of feminine male character be masculine female character and vice versa or am I doing this trope wrong

#cause like #if that’s the case there’ so many characters we have to reevaluate— #genderbend #devilg04 #disclaimer: #this is a fucking joke #I’m not coming for your au smile