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I wanted to just write funny shit all over this but naturally it turned into me making it fucking emo
#my art#kanetetsu#akira 1988#akira#tetsuo shima#kaneda shotaro#kaneda#tetsuo#did u guys know that ummmm :3 I love them#they’re just. DUDES BEIN BROS!!!! NBD!!!!!!#best friends forever#they make me so sad and also insane#I love drawing tongue kisses idk it’s an illness#its terminal#all of it
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ೃ༄ MEANT TO BE YOURS (sheamus x fem!reader)
ೃ༄ PAIRING: sheamus x fem!reader
ೃ༄ REQUESTED BY: @lambofjudgement
now that I've finished screaming about how much I love your writing I have a request (to fill out your masterlist a little bit) for sheamus jealousy fluff? where the f!reader's been teaming with the brawling brutes for a while and when they're feuding with Imperium the Imperium tries to convince her she's too good for them? Maybe before they're together, where he's trying to convince her to stay by being extra nice and thoughtful or overprotectiveness of "his girl" that he lets slip accidentally? whichever route you take will be awesome I'm sure of it! <3
ೃ༄ WARNINGS: um idk like?!?! possessiveness ig??? sheamus is just hot n y/n fancies him
ೃ༄ WORD COUNT: 2.6k😳
ೃ༄ NOTE: UMMMM can u tell i got carried away……. i love sheamus sm i met him once and he is genuinely the sweetest guy in the world so a stephen request ????? i am in heaven pls enjoy
in theory, the moment you saw the camera you should have known something was coming.
it was one of those peaceful saturday nights on raw, a rare evening where you didn’t have a match to be a part of in any shape or form. you were simply enjoying the energy backstage as you could hear the crowd thrumming beyond the walls, watching matches that didn’t involve you on the monitor. management had requested you come along for some segments, so you were somewhat on guard, but the most you expected was an interview with renee.
you did not expect for the imperium to trudge towards you, trailed by a camera man as they came over with their proposition.
“are you ready to be on the losing side again?” gunther asked, trailed by his lackeys sad they stopped before you, circling like hyenas on the prowl.
you could only cross your arms in defence. “what makes you so sure we’ll lose?”
ludwig laughed from his leader’s left side, an air of certainess to his posture. “oh come on, y/n. you know as much as we do. you’re too good for those brutes, pardon the pun.”
the brutes in question being the stable you had taken on under your management. the brawling brutes were a separate endeavour to your solo career, but it was no secret the group had thrived under your care. if you had been coerced into joining in the first place by a particularly charming irish man, no one would have to know, either. it just so happened your management were looking for another way to push you, and acting as manager for such a powerful stable seemed like a dream when that opportunity fell in your lap.
but of course, once you proved to yourself and the rest of the wwe universe that you knew how to handle yourself both inside and outside of the ring, it wasn’t long before others tried to hunt you down. the brawling brutes were gaining power quicker than a steamroller, and of course people would give anything to stop them in their tracks.
“and what’s in it for me? if i betray them?” you crossed your arms in front of your chest, playing up to the camera, but asking more for your own gain than anything.
“unprecedented power, y/n. sweet, sweet power.” gunther added, motioning for the rest of his stable to follow as he began to walk away. “think about it, you’ll make the right decision.”
—
you gave a knock to the men’s dressing room door, a telltale shout of ‘decent’ giving away exactly who was in there — his accent certainly stood out amongst most.
pushing open the door, you were met by one single figure hanging back, but the man you needed to see. sheamus was standing there as decent as decent could be for a wwe superstar. it made you blush slightly, but you couldn’t quite understand why. you were used to going arm in arm with the man weekly when he was in nothing more than tight underwear and body oil — yet seeing him standing, clad in nothing but sweats, felt more intimate than before.
“heya, sweetheart.” he mused, charming as ever even when his in ring persona was lessened by the absence of cameras. “missed me that much?”
you rolled your eyes fondly, giving a light shove to his shoulder as you passed to take your place on a bench nearby. “don’t flatter yourself.”
sheamus grinned, a secondary emotion that you couldn’t place flashing past his eyes momentarily. he would never relent, and whilst you always had a rebuttal on the tip of your tongue, you wouldn’t deny how you were consistently forced to turn away, mainly so the man couldn’t see the reddening of your cheeks.
as the leader of the brawling brutes, it was sheamus who you came into contact with the most, and the two of you had built an interesting dynamic over the past few months. he had never hidden his affections for you in the ring, always jumping at an opportunity to be by your side, but you had foolishly put this down to his character, and never thought much of it. he was a naturally charming man, wildly different from everyone else in the roster, and it would have been easy to fall for someone like that. so, aware he was simply just being a character, you shut yourself down to every attempt to place that charm on you, not allowing the possibility for heartbreak.
“i had an interesting conversation today.” you commented quietly, crossing one leg over the other as you watched sheamus ruffle his wet hair from the shower with a towel (bright pink, and strangely familiar? was that a little decal of a flower? where did he get your towel from????). “let’s just say the last thing i was expecting today was to be accosted by imperium.”
sheamus stopped his drying motions immediately, hands coming back down to his side. “imperium? what the hell are they doing? trying to intimidate you?”
you hummed, considering how to approach this. “quite the opposite. in fact, they’ve got it into their minds that i’d be better off by their side, instead of yours.”
then, sheamus barked out a laugh and returned to his prior movements, seemingly unconcerned by the initial offer from your opponents. “well, can’t fault them for trying. as if they’re worthy of you.”
you stayed silent, watching as your friend and in ring partner raided his gym bag in search of a shirt.
“i mean. they’re not wrong when they suggest my style fits theirs slightly better. when i’m on my own i think anyone would have put me with them over you guys.”
silence met you, and when you glanced at sheamus, he wasn’t even looking in your direction. too focused on untangling his shirt straps. for a moment you thought, if that was how much he cared, then you might just take imperium up on their offer—
“you really think that?” sheamus asked darkly, not sparing a glance to his side.
shrugging, you added “i mean, we don’t know for certain but, what have you exactly got to offer me in terms of furthering my career?”
sheamus barked a laugh, but it was void of any humour. “i could list a million reasons why you suit us, sweetheart. how many do you want?”
you raised an eyebrow, his tone rattling straight through you. he was intimidating when he wanted to be, and it was clear that on stage persona was blurring with the man behind the camera for just a second.
“stephen.” you offered as warning, rarely choosing to use superstars’ real names unless the moment required it.
he spun quickly, taking one look at you before any of that hardness slipped away from his features and he was back to looking at you with a level of respect and awe.
“you’ve seen what we can do with you by our sides, y/n. you’re a warrior in and out of the ring. imperium don’t want to further your career, they want to use you for their own benefit.” he took a moment to pull the shirt over his head, before making his way to sit beside you. there was a couple of feet between your positions, but somehow the distance felt even greater.
you hummed, contemplating for just a second. “and? isn’t that what you’re doing? using me for your own benefit?”
when sheamus spoke again, there wasn’t the harshness in his tone like there was before, replaced by the sound of honey dripping off of every word. “we’ve never used you. sure, there’s no denying we’re better with you by our side, but you did all that. imperium want to use you as a pretty show piece, but to us you’re our lifeline.”
you smiled everso slightly, more having to fight the upturn of your lips than anything. “sure you don’t just like a hot woman on your arm every night?”
your stable mate grinned, playfulness returning to the air as he buttered you up. “sure, that’s a bonus, sweetheart. but you’re so much more than that.”
if your heart fluttered slightly at the tone he used, deep and rooted with genuineness, you wouldn’t tell anyone. that was a secret for you to keep.
“you’re a fool if you think we only want you to make us look good.” sheamus began again, shameless as he reached across the space between your bodies, brushing a stray strand of your hair away from your face and behind your ear. another flutter of your heart, this time more like a whisper of wind. “imperium want you to be their arm candy, we want you to be our soul. half the stuff we do wouldn’t be possible without you. you’re one of the strongest women in the roster right now, and that’s not just opinion but a fact, and it’s an honour getting to prove that. you can hold your own, hey, you can be even better, amongst the men, and i think that says everything.”
“you think that highly of me?” you asked, half jokingly, half from a place of needing reassurance. it was easy to doubt yourself amongst so many powerful opponents. “you’re already fighting pretty hard to get me to stay and i barely said anything.”
“you said enough for me to know i don’t want them getting their hands on you.” sheamus muttered, and suddenly the gap between the two of you seemed much smaller than before. “i won’t let them take my girl away that easily.”
your eyes widened at the same time his own demeanour cracked, both noticing the slip of tongue at the same time. again, you were used to the flirting the irish man undertook in the ring, and half of the time outside of it, but any semblance that those layers ran deeper than just kayfabe and your head was in a spin.
another knock at the door brought you out of the moment, a staff member poking his head in to let the two of you know they were closing up soon.
so with a few last goodbyes, you parted ways, this time with a new feeling of confusion in your chest. it was no longer the question of whether the brawling brutes wanted you more than the imperium, but now whether sheamus wanted you more than you wanted to leave.
—
after the segments on the show the week prior, it was no shock when the brawling brutes had one of their promos cut by the imperium themselves. you had expected it really, but it didn’t make the image of the four men wandering down the ramp towards the ring any less intimidating.
you stood just by the curtain of the ring, watching in concern as predator stalked their prey. you could see imperiums eyes on you, and you knew sheamus had noticed too, for he seemed to step in between their view of you protectively.
“well if it isn’t our favourite manager and her lackeys.” gunter began, practically toe to toe with sheamus as they stood leader against leader. “have you given any thought to our little conversation last week, y/n?”
before you could even react, sheamus was speaking on your behalf. “she doesn’t want to run around with little boys, she wants to stick with the men.”
gunther only chuckled into the mic, not quick enough to give his own response before giovanni was adding in himself, “if she wants men, she’s with the wrong team.”
“i wonder, if we asked her now, who’d she’s choose?” gunther challenged, the crowd hollering for you to join the conversation.
“stop fooling yourself, gunther, it’s getting embarrassing—“
sheamus was cut off by gunther once more “why don’t we let the little lady speak for herself?”
if the imperium wanted brownie points, they certainly weren’t getting them speaking about you like that. sheamus seemed to think the same, if the way his fists clenched had anything to do with it. he didn’t seem happy about it, but turned to offer you a hand to climb in the ring nonetheless.
you took his offer of help, jumping inside and trying to ignore how you were sure he was squeezing your hand just a little harder than usual. he seemed reluctant to even let go, but dropped the contact only when butch offered you his own mic to join the chorus.
the outcome of this promo was up to you, your manager had made sure that you knew that fact. he was prepared to damage control whichever side you chose, but how was the moment, and you were more unsure than ever. one look at imperium had you wanting to change allegiance. for all the talk about their true intentions, you knew one thing for certain, and that was imperiums power. they were a force to be reckoned with, and having gunther as an ally? that could do wonders for your career both in the stable and in your own solo endeavours.
yet, as you glanced to your side, seeing how sheamus watched you with uncertainty, the decision began to unblur.
he hadn’t spoken to you since the little dialogue mishap in the locker room. you had, at first, thought maybe he was disgusted by his own words, wishing he could take them back out of sheer unhappiness — but when you looked at him now, you could see past sheamus, and just see stephen, and you realised everything he had said was true.
“sheamus over here seems to have gotten it into his head that your allegiance to him is stronger than your want for success.” gunther’s menacing tone brought you out of your realisation, and you turned back to see how the man towered over you. “but you and i know better, don’t we, y/n? you’re a strong woman, you’ll make the right decision.”
a deep breath. “you’re right gunther.” a gasp echoed throughout the crowd as you seemingly made your decision to turn sides. the man in question watched you with a sly smirk, thinking his plan had worked. “my want for success is stronger than anything. so, i have to choose the side i know will get me there.”
you could practically feel the panicked looks of the brawling brutes, and when you turned to hand butch his microphone back, the expressions of betrayal were just as expected — especially from one particular redhead.
taking a step back, you made to stand with the imperium, facing your other stable-mates as the crowd shouted all sorts of nonsense directed at you, surely horrified by your abandonment. you waited a second, revelling in the reaction and allowing the imperium to glow in what they thought was a victory, before in one swift motion, you landed a back elbow straight into gunther’s stomach.
the crowd cheered again, and you wasted no time in stepping back across the ring to sheamus’ side, the grin creeping across the man’s face larger than you had ever seen before.
as you joined back by his side, he didn’t bother removing the microphone from his lips as he solidified his comment from the week prior. “that’s my girl.”
for once, you didn’t think about consequences, not caring that this wasn’t part of the plan or even prior discussed by the two of you — you knew he wanted it as badly as you by now. so, in one swift motion, coupled with a whisper of ‘your girl’, you grabbed sheamus by the back of the neck and pulled him down to crash your lips together.
if the shout from the rest of the brawling brutes was loud in your ear, the screams of the audience were practically deafening, but you barely focused on the reaction as sheamus dropped the microphone he held to the floor in favour of grabbing ahold of your waist.
#✍🏻 requests : lamb of judgement#wwe imagines#sheamus imagine#sheamus wwe#stephen farrelly#sheamus wwe imagine#wwe x reader#sheamus x reader#the imperium#the brawling brutes#gunther#butch#sheamus scenario#wwe scenario#wwe#wwe headcanon
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Trapped online chapter1- The Start
*alarm goes on and switches it off*
Inaaya: another day at school, *stretches they're arms* okay shit let's do this! *puts clothes on* alright got my bag, what time is it? *looks at time to see it's 7:37* i'll wait for aboutttt 3 mintues or so on, *sits on bed* god time went quick, *looks at watch again to see it's 7:40* alright, *puts shoes on and walks out* oh, i almost forgot, *takes out a packet of chewing gum* hmmm strawberry or bubble mint?? eh Strawberry. *starts chewing it while walking* ugh why does it have to be night time and i always go through these stupid woods for nothing...*couple mintues later made to the bus stop* hmmm *looks at time to see it's now 7:53* perfect time, now wait for this stupid bus....i remember moving in with my dad along with my grandparents and to help them out too. *exhales* i remember saying to my dad about mum...how she was evil....maybe she- *bus stopped right in front of Inaaya* damn that was quick. *gets on bus*
(time skip)
Inaaya: finally i am here, *cross the road* school i guess it's alright the only friends that i have are teachers, *opens door* welp time for school...time for SCHOOL!....hehehhe....let my torture end well please,
(in class)
Mrs Massie: Alright guys today-
Inaaya: *drawing/writing something on they're notebook* hmm hmm~ ummmm why is everyone staring at me?
Mrs Massie: Inaaya is it okay to hold u back by the end of this peirod?
Inaaya: uhh suree....
*bell rings all the kids get they're stuff and went to the next class all expect Inaaya who is talking to they're math teacher about stuff*
Mrs Massie: Inaaya? you do know you've been like this for months now, i get it your parents are divorced, your cousin died and your thinking about su-
Inaaya: OKAY OKAY YOU ALL TEACHERS ARE WORRIED BUT I TRY TO STAY FOCUS MUCH I LOVE TOO BUT I-...i can't...i-i just CAN'T!....
Mrs Massie: does your guidance teacher know about this?
Inaaya: ohhh yeah always with the guidance teachers when will you lot will open up to kids see what's in they're hearts?
Mrs Massie:...
Inaaya: i shouldn't have told any teacher about my problems, for the record i like depression....and killing myself everyday...*walks out and starts muttering and having the voices in there head* S-shut up....
*your ungrateful, useless, you should've died right now....*
Inaaya: *exhales and inhales multiple times and after opening the door everything stopped and your whole class stares at you making eye contact* sorry...i was late i was pulled back....
Mrs Thorpe: it's fine just go sit down,
Inaaya: *sits down taking they're bag and jacket off* kay, *gets sketchbook and over hears people muttering and talking about stuff* why was i even stuck with idiots anyway? they're all have parent-less figures....at least my teachers trust me usually i think of them as friends...*sighs* i wish sometimes i was a adult that works in this school...
*couple of hours later bell rings and everybody went home*
Inaaya: finely home...*sits in spinning chair* time for tumblr...hm? wait a second? *looks at computer screen closely and glares right into it* huh. Warnings??? is this on the news. *clicks the news report*
?: breaking news the internet has went crazy people are stuck in whatever you do- ̸̧͖͚͎̟̭̲̥́͑͒̐̄̚͜͜ͅn̸̡̦̞̹̼͙̬͍͛̒̈̐̋͗͆͒̽̔̐ǫ̵̧̛̮̣̬̟̣̫̘́̀̈̈́̊̂̏t̵͖̹̫̜̰̿̿̎̂̆̇̓͊͗̓́͗̓͛̈́ͅ ̸̧̮̳̲̰̩̫̰̱͓͓̺̻̝̾͗͜g̶͎͉̱̺̟̺̈́͋͐͒͊̍̓̇͘͠ǫ̷̘̞̪̯̯̝́͋̇̂̂́̈́̓̄̒̊̕͘ ̷̙̺͕̙̍̿̕͜ỉ̸͖̀͆̈ǹ̵̜̪ ̵̧̜͕̰̤͕̯͚̳̤̟̖̃̈͂͠ͅt̵̘̝̠̫͕̗̜̻̻̰̮̜̐h̷̗̦̱͔̗̙́̉͘ẽ̷̺͇͕̫͙͔̜̘̰̰̻̘̆̏s̷̖̝̹̯̯̺̘͖͈̮̘̭̲͕͊̂̃̆͂̒͒̃̄͛̃̕̕é̴̫͖ ̷̡̛̝̰̬̖̖̰̏̉̍́̾̇͋̑ą̸̢̥̣̺̻̤̙͓̙̮̬͆͗͗͂̓͐̈́ͅp̶̛̮̤͂͊̔͌̔͊̐̓̌͠p̵̢̥̔͐͐̆̾͂̃̅̆̐̚͘͠͝s̶̫̟͔͎̬͕̃̀̊͌̏̈́͒̽̆͠ͅ a̷̭̖̥̔̀̒͑͗̊̅͆͊̈́͂͑̅̉n̵͎̗͇̹̙̽̈́̑̂̉̓́͋͊̌̌͘ḑ̴̗̖̠̥͇̤̦͈̥̥̗̗͊͠ ̴̧̺̥̩̱͎̩̻̲̺̙̟̤̹͛͌͒͝i̵̝͂̑̈́̓̏f̷̡̗̙̬̘̤͍̘͚̒̽̔̓̂̔͛͌͒̿̿͘͘ ̴̙̭͈̫̮͖̹̹͂̌̈̌ỳ̷̛͉̹͓͎̙̈́̃͑͛͐̃̾͌̈́̄̆̌o̸̪͕̾̌͋͑̅ͅų̷̠̰͍̠̦̳̝͙̘̰̘̏̿̏̎̾̈́̈́͋͂̈͆͜͜͠ ̵̢̧̳̪̼̗̰̩̺̣̖̪͗͋͌̓̀̃̕͠s̵͓̖̪̽̈̾ẽ̴̱͕̟��͖̠̪̫̯̦̟̘̫ͅè̵̡̨͖̹̦̖̜̣̝̩͕̻͛͑͗̅͆́̈́͛̉̄͛͌͗̍ ̶̢͈̱̘͖͚̙̣̌̈́̐̑̾̇͊ͅg̴̢̛̖̦͎̰̦̬̗͙̤ͅ-̶̗͉͔͈̋͂̆̽̕ͅͅ
Inaaya: wait NO NO NO! what did it mean? ughhh must be a lot of bulls1ht no way the internet's went "THAT" crazy maybe a error or...glitch....?ugh screw it...*goes on tumblr seeing it's glitching, Inaaya stands up and shakes it to make it stop and it stopped* phew...see maybe just shake your devices the next time maybe they wouldn't be dumb enough for a tiny glitch, and i hope that wasn't true. well that was enough drama for toda- *sees a white dot in the middle of the screen* okay that's normal, *the dot gets bigger and until* why do i feel like something trying to- *gasp* OKAY I REGRET IT I REGRET IT! *shouts and screams for help* HELP! *gets fully sucked in and falls downwards into void and is sucking Inaaya down*
AHHHHHH! w-what is this place?! ohhh here we go-*see's a beautiful world while falling* woah i guess the interent is full of amazements...
*still screaming and gets down to a field of somewhere? Inaaya crash down but is still alive?* myy head! um...w-where are we? *looks around* what the fffffff....okay this is fine it's all a dream...*breaths in and starts to panic* OH FUCK WHERE ARE WE!? AHHHHHH! i was just looking at my computer screen that's all. heheh....Huh! *looks at the storm that's coming towards them* oh there's a storm phew-THERE'S A STORM!? we get the storms in internet?! okayyy THAT'S NOT THE INTERNET IS MEANT TO DO! should i run? there's people underneath the storm maybe i can draw there attention?*waves they're hand* HEY OVER HERE!
???: look another one of those pitiful interns? what should we do to that one???
??1: they don't look much amusing just kill em,
???: come on g̶̛̾͂̔͒͂̍̆͑̍̃̾̆͝ͅĺ̷̘̥̻̦̜̥͚̞̅̓̊̋͛̑̆̂̊̒͌͛̚̚͜͜ͅi̵̗̗̝͉̗͈͇̞̞͇͍̰̍̓̌̎́̈́͊̃̎͝͠ͅt̶͈̓͗̈́̀̀͗͂̈͘͠͝ĉ̸͙͉̪͖̞̮̱̂̄͋̂̊͆͐́͜͜ḩ̶̢͎͎̦̗̣̯͕̩̣̒͝ ̶̮̮̼́͑̃͠͠s̸͖̮̱̈́̑̋͒̉ẗ̸̮̳͈̳̬͓͇́͒̆̽̈́̕͠ơ̵̡̡͍̫̹̰͚̝̜̞̖̺̖͙͊̔̂͂͌̓͐͆̔̾̆͘̚r̵̢̡̛̥̼͓̈́̔̀͂̔̇͋͗̅͆̊͝͝m̸̡̧̫̺̜̘̮͇̼̰͕͓̼͇̿̈́͑̄̾͊̓̄̚̚s̷̡̞̩͔͚̜̣̳͉͎̹͔̻̿͂͐̓̿̌͋̑̊͌̉́͝!
Inaaya: they're glitching maybe i shouldn't wave at them, *face palms and runs to this giant city* SOMEONE! ANYBODY HELP! *trips and falls over* damnit...
??1: any last "̷̡͎̖̬͇̬̥̍̀̏̓̈́͌̂͑̈́͆̀̄͒͘͝g̴͉̫͔̩̗̼͓̟̩̫̥̺̭͕̋̒̌̓͋o̷͎̞͓̠͎̭̫̗̹͍̘͔̔̏̈̿́͂̓͘͠o̸̡͙̦̖̯̭̹̪͕͈̘̩̻̔͋̉̔d̴̦̼̩̠͉̘͖͇̦̟͓̲̻́̂̋̾̋̈̓̆̎͛̽̋̄̇͜ͅḇ̴̻̜̱̼͎̱͉̬͖̼͎̬̃̓̈́͐̌̆̂͛̕͜y̶̡̡̛͎̺̹̥̬͍͈͇͔̋̆̆̇̕͜͝ḙ̸̣̥͑͌̈́͗̈́͒̋͝͝s̷̠̙̙͉͇̲̣̺̞̜̿̌͋̀̔ͅ"̵̧̛̥̞̗̗̲͕̏̈́̀́̎̍̒̚?̸̧̛͕̥̗̖̞̱̥̜̦͚͐̊̊̈́͑̽͋̈͑̂͑͗̚͝
Inaaya: *scared* this is the end *looks away*
??: FIRE!
*on the other side starts firing*
Inaaya: *shocked and looks back at the person that picks Inaaya up* hey!
??: my team and i are trying to save u, were not the bad guys they are. *inside the kingdom's barrier forcefield were the "glitch ones" couldn't get in* thank god we saved u from the glitch storms, *takes off mask and revels her face to Inaaya staring down at her and smiles* i'm Saraya welcome to "Trapped online" *revels the kingdom to her*
Inaaya: woahhhhhh! i mean wow. this place is *whistles* cool,
Saraya: come the King wants to speak to the ones irl,
Inaaya: hold up, i need to go home first.
Saraya: unfortunely i can't let you do that.
Inaaya: "who says other wise"?
Saraya: the "King" of course who else? ur parents, just come on, *pulls Inaaya's arm* your kinda young? how old r u?
Inaaya: i just turn 13, 2 or 3 weeks ago.
Saraya: wow, anyway this is were the king will make his anoucements, i forgotten something you didn't tell me where's my manners?
Inaaya: no need, my name is Inaaya.
Saraya: that's a cute name, oh were here. try to be nice...
Inaaya: oki :)
(everyone was talking so loudly until the king out to hail his anoucements)
King ???: Greetings, Greetings. settle down everyone all you know you've been sucked into this world of the internet but i will make sure you all get home sooner but for now were putting you lot into temporary house-holds now i need to lay ground rules in this kingdom it's like irl with u lot but you already know that you can't fight in public, kill someone or anything like that or else...otherwise....BUT the main 2 that you don't interact with the outside or if your glitch we need to isolate you and give this vaccine that will cure your glitch virus, and stay inside the castle were it's safe so you don't well...turn evil....that's all i got to say but if u want to know more about this virus then go find out for yourself. good day, *looks at Inaaya shocked in a distance and tells Saraya something*
Saraya: okay Inaaya i need to take u somewhere,
Inaaya: kay. but wHY!!!- *gets rashly dragged by saraya in a hurry*
Saraya: *shuts the door right behind her* my king, *bows down*
Inaaya: my king? *takes a step back and feels like there's someone right behind them and turns around to see the king* oh hehehe hello....did i do something wrong??? K-King? is it just King or-
King ??: i go by many names young one but you can call me "XY"
Inaaya: so King XY?
King XY: yeah that, so your name's Inaaya? love the name.
Inaaya: Really, i usually hate that name, so idk r u boy or a girl? orrrr non binary like me??
King XY: Non Binary and Bisexual,
Inaaya: SWEET! what's ur pronouns?
King XY: They/Them what about u.
Inaaya: i would like to be called They/Them too but any pronouns is fine. and also Bisexual here as well Crazy or what?
King XY: aww that's cute,
Saraya: aheem....we were getting to the part we're w-
Sorah: I'M HERE OH MY GOD, wait, wait! is this a "canon event"?
Saraya: SHUT THE FUCK UP! HOW MANY TIMES DO HAVE TO SAY TO YOU MULTIPLE TIMES TO NOT SAY THAT TO RANDOM PEOPLE THAT YOU KNOW OR DON'T KNOW OF- *bows down for sorry to the king* i am so sorry my king i won't let Sorah my own stupid brother do that again....
King XY: IT'S FINE SARAYA REALLY IT'S FINE!!! see?
Saraya: i should've never took u to see Spider-man across the spider-verse,
Inaaya: wait you watch it too? who do you like most of all?
Sorah: take a guess-
Saraya: oh hell nawww he's a simp for mi-
Sorah: MIGUEL O'HARA!
Inaaya: i like Miguel i have a lot of favs...
King XY: u know what? i'll just leave the thing i was gonna say today maybe for another time,
Inaaya: oh OKAY!
Sorah: i'm Sorah by the way good looking sor-my guy,
Saraya: no one calls you that...
Sorah: my sister much a bitch bully, or should i sayyyy~ GLITCH BULLY! damn i usually call "Glitch" that.
Inaaya: Glitch?
Saraya: *grunts* SORAH! we talked about this not to say it to the people irl?
King XY: it's just one little kid i should tell them,
Inaaya: tell me what?
King XY: *sharply inhales* glitch was a evil someone from across the other side of the kingdom is great darkness and Glitch is a evil person with a impure glitch heart who was my- ex.....they lied behind my back...they always had the hot's for me and the lustful things we did...but i had to broken up with them,
Inaaya: damn.....that's sad and suprised about it....sorry...
King XY: now, now, young Inaaya it's fine i rather want you not to be that "sorry" in my case you still have a life, i want the children here to go home but since glitch has Trapped you all here i want you to stay in a house-
Sorah: *waves his hand around for picking* OHHH THEY CAN STAY OVER WITH US!
King XY: actually i would rather have Inaaya staying here were it's safe, may i speak to them alone?
Saraya: okay Sorah you heard the king c'mon, *pulls him and shuts the door behind sorah after he got out the room*
King XY: Inaaya i believe Glitch is after you...
Inaaya: me? why? what purpose does Glitch have of me? i don't even know them well. and how does Glitch even know me really greatly or we never knew each other.
King XY: all i can say idk if it's true but...Glitch wants you...
Inaaya: that's kinda sussy and creepy.....
King XY: no, no glitch loves men more then women and for a fact glitch loves me more, i wish he didn't....
Inaaya: kids?
King XY: nope never done it in his life doesn't like interacting with children to scared too probably not bothered either way also.
Inaaya: hmm...kay...will my- WAIT WILL MY ONLINE FRIENDS WILL BE HERE RIGHT GOD I NEED TO GO FIND THEM!
King XY: i think they got captured...or they spawn in the middle of no where like how kinda like u did,
Inaaya: may i help?
King XY: REALLY?- i mean sure at least the Kingdom needs a helping hand and i truly promise u Inaaya we will sort this out together, what do you say?
Inaaya: *silent for 1 sec* "count me down"
King XY: good luck, but u need the much help you can get from...you've met Saraya, Sorah and Derek? wait Derek is on a mission at the moment you'll see him soon though.
Inaaya: right.
(Inaaya POV- this is a new chapter of my story new beginnings new friends mostly new adventures and we will do anything to find and keep everyone safe...from-
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TBC.....
@g0thfreak666 @emilythenavi-animorpher @godhas-forgotten-me
@wingsofdesire5678 @kiara-cosmotiger
is the story good, (too lazy to put everyone in-_-)
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IM DONE READING EVERYTHING U GUYS HAVE WRITTEN SO FAR so ummmm i got you baby RUINED ME what the fuck is wrong w u dshgkjfhgkdfjghdfkjghdfj they like each other so badddd its embarrassing i love them sm this is so good!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the progression from a "casual" makeout buddy thing to basically dating going on dates in love gay dating GAY soo. like theyre so stupid just get married already gfkhkdfjh this fic is so personal to me <3
i wish i could honestly answer what is wrong with me but i fear that i don't know. and even if i did i fear it would be so much that it would exceed the character limit of this ask. but ur so right the way they like each other IS embarrassing and it's honestly a herculean task to even write it...........i hope for everyone's sake that they figure their shit out soon <3
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25 17 12 8 9 & 3 for the choose violence ask game...I love ur haterisms you're always so correct in it
HI ignore how long it took me to answer this. thank u i hope i am not just a mutual to u but also an irredeemable hater
25. common fandom complaint that you’re sick of hearing
you know what? trying to answer this one made me immensely grateful for how normal the mutual circle is. couldn't think of anything. thanks guys 🩷
17. there should be more of this type of fic/art
i know you're here for dc but i must speak my truth. we need more johnnywyatt content in the marvel fandom. spideytorch is dead. it's never going to happen. peter is either straight or too oblivious to ever realise he likes men and either way marvel is going to be milking the petermj divorce remarriage magic-divorce remarriage divorce remarriage cycle in every media form possible until the company shuts down. maybe in the ultimate universe i could see spideytorch working out but it literally exploded. rip gay emo 1610 johnny but we need to move on. i'm sorry everyone. HOWEVER. we are ignoring the beautiful truth of johnny storm and his hot 6-foot-massive husband. when i think about them my mind fills with static but like. he doesn't have powers. johnny is a living star. and he will still step in front of johnny every time. he treats johnny's niece and nephew like his own. they're married in every sense but legally. only 37 works in the ao3 tag. we are living in hell. at this point i will take crumbs from dan slott. DAN SLOTT. but i stay silly
12. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them
zinda blake. purely because of "holy crow! the boy is FANCY?!"
8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about
ummmm everything about the "stalker tim" thing. like no he did not follow batman and robin around with a camera for 5 years. janet and jack didn't send him to school at arkham ok he was not able to escape every weekend and go downtown in gotham at 3am. but also i have seen people be very adamant that tim did not stalk batman and robin until jason died (which like. if he hadn't followed anything about batman and robin in that period, how would he know how much more violent bruce was getting or that robin had changed hands?) and that's not true. he was stalking them neil josten style. i want to see his creepy stalker binder full of newspaper clippings. from actual newspapers. like a psychopath
9. worst part of canon
cassie sandsmark's stupid fucking costume for the last 20 years. i would suffer through tom king's writing just to see her in a normal outfit i'm dead fucking serious. i'd buy the fucking issue. her ugly ass britney spearsification twig arms tt2003 redesign deals me actual psychic damage when i have to look at it (IT WAS SO OOC and johns' justification was so misogynistic. what if i kms) and every time i have to see cassie's stupid fucking impractical little girl eight-year-old-in-2011 outfit from rebirth i want to die. there's this one panel i saw that i cannot find where diana, donna, and yara are walking in their really beautiful, regal armour, looking like warriors, ready for battle, and then cassie is next to them in her skort. it's so embarrassing… someone please free my girl. actually free her from everything originating in tt2003 she deserves so much better
3. screenshot or description of the worst take you’ve seen on tumblr
i get what they're trying to say but also I Was Literally There And That Is Not What Happened
<3
#SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG 😭 i wanted to answer it so i couldn't. adhd swag#i didn't have many haterisms for u with this but be sure i will have many more general haterisms soon#ask#rus
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Ok i haven’t watched btvs in years but i miss spuffy do you have an episode list for all spuffy interactions
dilfjdjfdslkjfdskljfljkdsflkjls .kjfjkdsjklflkjdsflj insane question hi anon . i mean they interact for most of the show but im prepared to go insane here hi .
also if u want simply a compilation of every single spuffy moment ever , youtube user claireice has you covered . would also recommend @smellingwormholes my beloved's spuffy videos . gold standard of content
anyway here are all their episodes n a top moment of mine from each hi . you enabled me for this. we're in a fight. pls know what u've done to me.
2x03 "school hard" 'do we really need weapons for this' INTRICATE RITUALS
2x06 "halloween" -- it's spike being really normal about her 'baby likes to play' . like okay slut <3
2x07 "lie to me" -- my personal calculations show that based on the 1998 flashback in fool for love this is actually when he starts to fall in love with her . my brainworms are very powerful
2x10 "what's my line part 2" -- MUTUAL
2x13 "surprise" - the act of them standing with their respective lovers which will later be turned on its head in the finale . UMM. the REVERSALS.
2x14 "innocence" /made me sick to my stomach seeing you be the slayers lapdog/ lmao that did not age well
2x17 "passion" um. technically in the same room.
2x22 "becoming part 2" TEEHEEEEEE
3x08 "lovers walk" OR SPIKE FOR SOME REASON . pin HIM by the throat onto the kitchen counter
4x03 "harsh light of day" SORT OF A DOUBLE DATE. spuffy is a romcom this episode proves it. theyre serving when harry met sally
4x07 "the initiative" I KNOW A LOT OF GUYS WHO'D LIKE TO GET THEIR HANDS ON HER. @yoursummerfrost voice dru ducks what if the slayer got a giant taser. wouldnt that be fucked up
4x08 "pangs" YOU MADE A BEAR. theyre best friends
4x09 "something blue" . THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT .
4x11 "doomed" spike sitting on the armchair behind buffy this counts . spike standing too close to her in the high school . he said proximity he said 14 year old with a crush who doesnt know how to make a move so they r just . Staring n Hovering.
4x12 "a new man" DONT KNOW WHY SHE DIDNT COME . SAY GOODBYE. SHED A FEW TEARS.
4x13 "the i in team" he stands up and stares when she enters the room. victorianism jumping out
4x14 "goodbye iowa" no really buffy . why Is he here.
4x16 "who are you?" spike said hahahaha UNLESS . spike said i hate you that said if u wanted to fuck i am There in One Second No Jokes Please . Please..
4x17 "superstar" . hair touch. ummmm.
4x18 "where the wild things are" . he gets so close 2 saving her life . also spuffy fanfic trope where spuffy are the ones who get the sex ghosts makes this a spuffy episode by proxy .
4x19 "new moon rising" spike said all season HEY NOBODY SEND ME BACK TO THE INITIATIVE CAVES I SWEAR 2 GOD. adam said hey can u go back in with buffy. spike said TEHEEEE . spike said ok i will stand so close to her i will make sure of it. see 14 year old with a crush energy from above.
4x10: "the yoko factor" he spends the whole episode talking about her. inch resting.
4x21 "primeval" tiny interaction but it counts . they Look At Each Other Regard Each Other In The Little Initiative Control Room.
4x22 "restless" xander's dream counts .
5x02 "real me" I WAS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH I KNOW
5x03: "the replacement" . what does he think he's doing with that mannequin before the love reveal. WHAT.
5x04 "out of my mind" IF THAT'S WHAT I WANTED THEN I'D BE DATING SPIKE
5x05 "no place like home" . William.
5x06 "family" . james marsters face in training room teehee.
5x07 "fool for love" spicy Buffalo Wings I'm Feeling Peckish. <3333 ;)))) ;0000
5x08 "shadow" IVE KNOWN SINCE LAST NIGHT
5x09 "listening to fear" @summers-pratt voice . close up of hands confirms movie will turn gay.
5x10 "into the woods" they walk together i cant stress it enough. team power.
5x11 "triangle" HELLO BUFFY
5x12 "checkpoint" BE FUNNY IF THEY DID
5x13 "blood ties" buffy said ummmmm would you mind if i just..... confided in you and treated you as a coparent and confidant would you just
5x14 "crush" what else does buffy say about me you sleep during the day is this a date all that's left is you and a dead shell . moment where they look @ drusilla together in the cave. i think Thoughts About It
5x15 "i was made to love you" . hot tight little body pink lighting tongue out
5x17 "forever" . this counts. SHE WAS DECENT. spike loves his mother in law
5x18 "intervention". ON THE MOUTH
5x19 "tough love" me a few months ago voice . so wyd. scenario.
5x20 "spiral" SWORD CATCH. romance high romance.
5x21 "the weight of the world" little shake shake .
5x22 "the gift" oh. ohhhhh, i tried to pick a moment and then i had to lie down
6x01 "bargaining, part i" SHE'LL NEVER BE EXACTLY
6x02 "bargaining, part ii" this also counts.
6x03 "after life" MARRIAGE. they get married here. spuffy marriage plot.
6x04 "flooded" WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FINANCES
6x05 "life serial" . date :)
6x06 "all the way" buffy shows up to ask him on a date :)
6x07 "once more with feeling" UMMMMMM
6x08 "tabula rasa" aYOU WERE THE ONE I LOOOVED . stay away from randy
6x09 "smashed" oh idk i dont think they interact in this one :)
6x10 "wrecked" stay im stuck here sun's out
6x11 "gone" . buffy's a great mum :)
6x12 "doublemeat palace" . i can get money
6x13 "dead things" IF YOU WANT I COULD--
6x14 "older and far away" when she escorts him out of the room :)) he's her date :)
6x15 "as you were" tell me you LOVE ME TELL ME YOU WANT ME. you know what i am youve always known
6x16 "hells bells". this dress is radioactive.
6x17 "normal again" PUT SOME ICE ON THE BACK OF HER NECK. SHE LIKES THAT
6x18 "entropy" . didnt take long did it.
6x19 "seeing red" . in all seriousness we've said everything that needs to be said here elsewhere and i think this episode should never have been made as it was. that said looking at its place in the season n its function in the larger soul arc , i think the conversation leading up to That Scene and also the 'things change if you make em' bit have a lot of Content that is worth chewing over
6x20 "villains" clem crypt moment
6x22 "grave" MAKE ME WHAT I WAS SO BUFFY CAN GET WHAT SHE DESERVES
7x01 "lessons" . face touch.
7x02 "beneath you" WHY DOES A MAN DO WHAT HE MUSNT FOR HER TO BE HERS
7x03 "same time same place". .... you went away youve been gone since....
7x04 "help" STAY HERE AND HELP ME BE QUIET. I THINK IT'S WORSE WHEN IM HERE.
7x05 "selfless" basement scene i will weep
7x06 "him" BAZOOKA WRESTLING
7x07 "conversations with dead people" 'he did love me. i didnt wanna be loved.' UM
7x08 "sleeper" 'i know' UM.
7x09 "never leave me" . I BELIEVE IN YOU SPIKE
7x10 "bring on the night" ummm i just think it's not a COINCIDENCE that when buffy is at her lowest and most ragged and desperate it's when her shadowself confidante boytoy is kidnapped n underground .
7x11 "showtime" . the eye contact . dont talk to me.
7x12 "potential" MOM AND DAD SAID IT'S TIME FOR SLAYER SCHOOL
7x13 "the killer in me" I KNEW IT. GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY.
7x14 "first date" hallway.
7x15 "get it done" . i want the spike that's dangerou.s the spike that tried to kill me when we met.
7x16 "storyteller". when they come into the room together :) "someone has to agree with me. Spike????"
7x17 "lies my parents told me" that's her SPOUSE.
7x18 "dirty girls" . jealous buffy said this is My Vampire.
7x19 "empty places" they said ummmm if u separate me from my lover i will riot.
7x20 "touched" . IVE SEEN YOUR KINDNESS AND YOUR STRENGHT IVE SEEN THE BEST AND THE WORST OF YOU.
7x21 "end of days" . I JUST TOLD YOU IT DID.
7x22 "chosen" hey fellas what if you spent what you assumed to be your last three nights on earth with your soulmate . wht if 'i love you'. what if total shadow self reconcilation. what if fire hands. ummm. FELLAS.
anon i hope youre happy now that youve killed me <3
#if there's one thing im gonna do it's take an ask prompt too thoroughly#ask#truly my ask box. what a Place . we're unhinged today gorlies#also note -- the buffy saying spike's name video on yt includes the seeing red scene#just a heads up!
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A,I, V and X for the ask game :D
putting this under a cut bc i wrote that long thing abt bella goth lmaooo if tumblr lets me tumblr never lets me put shit under the cut the first time >:(
Favourite CC Creator
going to force myself to namedrop creators instead of just saying everyone you and roguebotanist for the mm hair retextures yall do, deedeesims, nikki platasp ofc bc she makes so much quality shit its crazy, anyone that does poppetv2 hairs bc i'm lazy sometimes <3, anyone that makes male clothing that isn't butt ugly (can't name a specific person lol a lot of male s4 clothes just look bad in ts4 and in ts2), io for unique and new clothes meshes, ummmm some other ppl i'm forgetting lmao im thinking too hard abt it and if i think too hard they really cant be my favorite huh? so yah
shoutout to all my mutuals tho that make cc <3 i love all u guys sm i just cant think of names for some reason <3333 i should probably just make an oldschool blogroll or follow forever :/ or some shit
Your Bella Goth Theories!
i wrote wayyyyy too much sorry this is more of a plot i have in my head than anything 😭
she did get abducted by aliens, but they all started freaking out due to kidnapping THE bella goth instead of that lame slut that nobody cares about 😒 they don't really need the flack of capturing a well-known person again. it makes what they do soooo much harder 🙄 so after panicking for a bit they just drop her ass right outside of strangetown fuck it.
congruently, daddy bigbucks and his bestie attorney lily gates are on their way to strangetown to start that bullshit ass show he makes, but this time on the way a wormhole opens up in the sky and the bigbucks from the end of the gba game (you know, when his shit ends up coming back to bite him in the ass), falls from the sky and causes them to have an accident, and the gba!bigbucks takes over their operation. they happen upon bella and take her hostage too, and really start monetizing on the "bella got abducted by aliens" story. merch, signs, ads in the paper, they bring on a look-alike bella to walk around strangetown and eat out of the trash act nothing like bella so ppl can talk and call the hotline they bought. really banking on this.
after some time passes and they're racking in a moderate amount of money, gba!bigbucks decides that the original idea he had with the strangetown reality show could work with pv/st/vv is in it too lets pretend there's a reason why it was incorporated. they have the money, the inkling of a plot that could go any way possible, all they needed to do was put that shit into action.
bella during all of this is just living lavish in bigbucks mansion. as time goes on the urge + guilt to go back to her family lessens more and more as the frankly fucked up reality tv plans grows. technically she's even more of star now than she was before, but she's more subdued to the public because she's never really cared about 'fame' in regards to the public. the only things she does now are be the "woman that got abducted" and show up in the show sometimes to stir some shit, and hang with her friends and make moneyyyyyyy. she gets to be beautiful and fabulous and gorgeous with few responsibilities and that's how its been for almost 20 years :3
ask me more abt this if anybody wants tooo i skimmed details in my head bc i realized i was stretching the word "theory" out.
How Did You Start Playing the Sims?
probably would have the same answer as here :)
Do you use the Lifetime or Career Rewards?
nooo i don't. they're just so boring to me and i always forget they exist tbh
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Dark Angel Reaction: The Kidz are Aiight
Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]
Oh god😕ew [What a way to start]
LINTLICKER!!! ITS BEEN A WHILE
JEEZ
Seee this is the part where he seems to not care. Like oh I love them …. But I’ll also let them die to find the others
[btw um. Remember how I've mentioned the whole. PsyOps thing. That I've mentioned. Occasionally. because... this is PsyOps.] OH SHIT not the laser to the eyeeeee!?!? Blech
Is this a different Zach? Like a recast? [No, I don't think. He's just. Ragged] He looks different 🤣
Is this real or is he losing it? Or is this part of what they’re doing? [Do you really think I'm gonna tell you that? :)] Rude
Ah, I see
Ew, creepy smile
[I like her pants]
Ma’am. That. Doesn’t seem… Sanitary.
WAIT! Is this the gif?! [Yes.] ISSS THE GIF! [*sigh* you’ve found another mouse, I see]
This is sweet [This is true! The cane thing was kinda cute too] I KNOWWW 😭😭
[Bruh, the first thing he's gonna have to do with the feeling in his feet is clean the grit from between his toes laksdjf] 🤣🤣🤣 so true
☠️☠️☠️☠️
Again. KENDRA WHYYY
[They both pulling the 80s romcom obsess-over-the-outfit montage] I’m loving this
☠️☠️☠️ the what is what sir
[Oop- leg shaving?!?!?! Damn] 🤣🤣🤣 [Things are serious]
ACK I KNEW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN
["Friendship" Bruh, Logan, you lie] ☠️☠️☠️
Zach ded
WOT? THE TOMBSTONES! THE DISrespect
See this is why I don’t like you Lintlicker
Nope! Ack!
Oh. That- [Digging himself out of the grave went better for him than it did for Dean ngl] That was easier… yeah
Is the dr helping or is this a set up [Nah, I think he was helping?] Okay good [I think we saw him hold Zach's hand earlier] Awwww [I don’t know for sure though]
You know what this means… Dr gonna die
Friends don’t need candles Logan [:)))]
Aww
“So.” Awkwarddddd 🙂
When are we doing another NCIS!?! I need someTony now lollll [asdlkfjasldkfj we can do it soonnnn]
Poor Logan [Getting stood up for incest vibes] Logan: Zach?!? 💕💕
[Y'all, I'm not liking this parallelinggggg]
Oh hello (annoying) Max. I was wondering when you'd show up
Bet Max is thinking “well shit… maybe Logan was right”
[Okay, sorry, but... Acting = 3/10, film staging = 1/10, overall judgement = bad] “Oooooowuwuwuuuwuu” That’s the noises that face makes. Like… Suck it up ☠️☠️☠️ [And did I mention the incest vibes suck] Yea. They do
Yes, let’s get in this cave and scream. Genius
["It's different with you" Ummmm See?!?!?!] Um ["How could I forget-" oh god] Huh. [“-one single thing about you”] Ewwwww
– – –
Jezebel: *sigh* Aight, let’s see… We got another not much has happened yet episode. Except I met PsyOp, or however it’s spelled
Wench: PsyOps. And it's a department, not a person alksjdflkdsajf
Jezebel: You shush! I know
Wench: But yeah
Jezebel: And the whole laser in the eye is *sigh*
Wench: So recall that I've told you that Alec's been there a good three times :)
Jezebel: Poor doctor guy tho! Like he did not deserve that… just to help the guy in love with his own sister (and maybe her “not boyfriend” too… it’s complicated)
Wench: I'm still not fully certain whether doctor guy was aboveboard btw. I can't remember, sorry. And I wouldn't spoil if I did anyway, so hah!
Jezebel: But alas Max and Logan were being cute and I finally got to see the waterside scene irl 💕💕
Wench: I swear, we're gonna find out later that you've actually watched this entire show through gif form. It's just two seasons of the Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme
Jezebel: The “not” date was adorable, but, also, I’m sorry Logan… if that chicken sat in the oven (while it was off) long enough to have cooked fully…. She’s spoiled. Manticore ain’t gonna be able to get Max if she dies from Salmonella
Wench: lkasjdf
Jezebel: And then its all thwarted by pre-Zachinator ‘cause he nneeeeedsss Max
Wench: Ugh. Like... it'd be different (maybe) if they were in different units, but, as it is. No. She and Zach are too fraternal to be anything but incestuous. It's about the vibes and theirs are. nop.
Jezebel: And, of course, anything for Zach. So I got a good heaping taste of the Max I hear so much about
Wench: This is true! You get proof @witchy-writer-lady and I aren't insane!
Jezebel: 🤣🤣🤣
Wench: Thoughts on their... *cough cough* dynamic?
Jezebel: Yes. EW. And that’s it! That’s the thought.
Wench: And that’s all for midpoint!
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[Once again, btw. WHAT IS IT WITH FICTIONAL CHARACTERS GETTING TO LOOK DISHEVELED] 🤣🤣🤣 This is fair
The flashback thing tho
[“It’s been a long time since I let my guard down long enough to sleep” Buddy, you slept for two seconds wtf you mean]
Sooo i thought he was just a physical therapist [I think he is?] Oh. He sometimes seems to be more [alksjdf idk for sure, sorry]
Also, buddy has horrible timing
[Poor Logan, competing with his brother-in-law for romantic attentions... betcha he never expected to have to deal with that]
The cane looming in the background like the serial killer, scary music and all
Twassss a set up
[Real subtle there, undercover guy] Yeah, lol… Like y’all know they’re senses are heightened
The doctor’s alive! You dog!
[Y'all. Why are you sending Ordinaries after two transgenics alsdkjf They're begging to get their asses kicked] 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[Zach looking over at Logan like "shit, he's got his legs back; now I've got no chance!"] Zach’s like oh hello [Oh, shit, "no chance" with which one?!!? Askdjf] 🤣🤣 [See, normally, I’d make a joke about “Logan has two hands” but the incest is keeping me from being able to] ☠️☠️☠️ True. Solution: Alec’s gonna come and he’s gonna be like… Welp, I’ve run out of hands… sorry, Zach.
☠️☠️ [The bitchiness is a family trait]
Poor Logan [I knowwww. But at least she apologized this time]
[Oh, no, not Normal's excessive patriotism showing up already] ☠️☠️☠️ He called him a weenie
Sir, you don’t get to call them your kids, you bastaddd. Lintlicker!
[Um, I'm sorry, that does not qualify as hair that looks "like she hasn't cut it since we escaped" aslkdfj] 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Very true [I swear that looked, like. Shoulder-length] Maybe it grows slow
[Okay, a little past shoulder length, but still. Not nine years or whatever]
Does she die? [Not answeringgggg]
Lintlicker’s Angels over here
Long gaze
[I find it kinda funny that her s2 mantra is "don't lose track of your family because I did and I regretted it ever since" and yet she legit Does Not Stay With Them despite many opportunities to do so] ☠️☠️☠️☠️
Your “kids”
[Be concerned about this committee btw. And about who this "she" is] Ooooof [They're not talking about executing the order]
[Um. "She looks just like I remembered" BITCH WOT. Y'ALL WERE NINE]
That. Was. *sigh* Really adorable [I knowwwww]
[She's kinda clueless missing that tbh. Thought she was a supersoldier with keen senses alkdsjf] Right [How tf are you missing this] Like… Ma’am [THE VEIN IN HIS FACE IS HIGHLY VISIBLE] *sigh*
Oooooop let me go talk in circles [Not the monologues aksdjf] On the skyscraper
[“Maybe it’s something in the way I’m made or something” IT'S NOT IN THE WAY YOU'RE MADE, MA'AM, IT'S YOU! YOU SUCK] 🤣🤣🤣🤣
– – –
Jezebel: The ending had less happen then the beginning. Minus the rescue, but like… We should have met the sister way sooner. That was so rushed. Like oooop here’s a new sibling! Who you shall see for .05 secs! Then she’s off to Canada!
Wench: Accurate assessment
Jezebel: But poor Logan
Wench: You're starting to see the Big Drama btw
Jezebel: Back to candle lit transfusions
Wench: Nom: dinner-I mean, what?
Jezebel: 🤣🤣🤣
Wench: Also, Max looking so annoyed at him was so funny. Like, ma'am, he is literally holding onto the counter for dear life to stay upright. And you're bitchy about him not letting you stay for salad.
Jezebel: I KNOW! And like after the cute little see for yourself, why would he just switch up like that??? Ma’am. How can you be so genetically enhanced. And so stupid. At the same time?
Wench: And it's not even answering nature vs nurture because they "nurtured" the observant side of her but clearly that paid zero dividends lakdsjf
Jezebel: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wench: Max legit just goes: yeah, no, nature and nurture have got nothing on my particular brand of sheer stupidity #girlpower
Jezebel: 🤣🤣🤣 I just don’t understand
Wench: You haven't even met Alec yet *sigh* He puts her so far to shame. ALSO. To be fair! s2 has a whole host of different transgenics and they're literally all better than Max. Joshua is amazing, Mole is great, and BIGGS. I love Biggs. He's in one episode but he and Alec have chef's kiss camaraderie.
Jezebel: Also! For my final point of the reaction: that is not how you look at your sister. And done!
#dark angel#dark angel reactions#reactions#episode reactions#s01e13#the kidz are aiight#max guevara#logan cale#jezebel (pr)
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HI YOU!! for the ask game ooh. well actually i would love in general to hear your thoughts on peter i don’t know if i’ve seen you speak about him b4 xx and i guess for the sake of the game my unpopular opinion in regards to him is that. i sort of do sympathize with him as a boy at least more than general fandom seems 2…feel like the tendency to erase him from the narrative altogether sort of. undermines the significance of his eventual betrayal + also the way he is treated by fandom compared to other equally terrible characters like barty or tom riddle or evan whatshisname…a little suspicious 2 me!! anyway i am front row in the lecture theatre ready to hear your takes hand em over xx
ridi!! welcome 2 my lecture hall i am clearing my throat + taking a sip of water + tapping my little microphone <3
ok for the sake of summarizing: unpopular opinion that peter is underrated
strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree
so like....i agree with this but idk if it is in the way i sometimes see people agreeing with it. like i have seen people who go "omg peter was actually a great fantastic guy!!! he was amazing i love him!!" in an effort to combat him sort of getting left to the side and. well. i do not think peter was a great guy lol. and of course u can do whatever u want with him in an au but i personally do not usually take an interest in characters unless there is at least a few threads or connections to their canon characterization, bc that's what gets me interested in the first place, y'know?
i actually have talked about peter somewhere on this blog before so maybe i will go and hunt down that post bc i kinda put like. a bunch of my takes in there. (found it here u go!) but basically in the context of a canon universe i think peter's betrayal is incredibly interesting and can be read in a variety of different ways all of which can be fun to explore. i've written two canon-compliant fics where in each of them i took a slightly different route for what i did with his character, but both times peter was one of the characters whose motivations and interiority felt the most complicated to me and i had to spend a long time like....sending voice notes to my sister to work through how i wanted to portray him.
however that being said as with characters like regulus or barty or bellatrix or whoever i am not a fan of people trying to rehabilitate peter's character by erasing his canon flaws. he was a villain in canon for a reason and i think his betrayal + the flaws that go along with it are crucial to his character, so i just find it boring when someone tries to pull a 180 and make him this super-duper nice guy who's never done anything wrong.
i also don't blame people writing aus or whatnot who just....don't really care much about peter and don't want to spend a bunch of time writing him. i think that's valid! the same way that i don't really blame anyone who just isn't interested in certain side characters and doesn't really care about taking the time to write them. HOWEVER. i do agree that there is an interesting bit of discontinuity in the way people sidestepped peter as a villain + death eater + instead became obsessed with characters like barty + evan, and i do think part of that....may come from the fact that peter is portrayed in canon as unattractive (which...jkr's fatphobia is a conversation for another post lol) and the ways i have seen many people engaging with other death eater characters involves making them ummmm. very conventionally attractive. which! idk. i hesitate to generalize abt this issue bc i don't necessarily think it's like a driving force so much as one slightly suspicious variable in a whole host of variables for why anyone might be interested in barty crouch jr. but not in peter--like some people obviously are not gonna care about alice + frank as much as james + lily + will be happier to redeem the longbottoms' villain than the potters', etc etc. overall i think that is just a whole can of worms that i need 2 think abt more before opening lol
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Young Justice season 3
I'm back
Ep 1
Omg cool intro
Brb, crying
Ahhh shit, time skip again
OMFG WTF
WHAT IN HEAVENS NAME????
I'm scared
This already looks bad
STEPH??????
Is that Damian or Tim???
OMG BRUCE????? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK????
OH MY GOD
Oof
Oh, it's Tim
Oooooooo GET HIS ASS Black Lightning (nothing against b, really, guy just looked real badass calling it Batman inc and I gotta stan)
Ofc Dick was right
Roy?
Oof
Oh god
OMGGGGG HE PROPOSED OMG
Omg the plushie 🥺🥺🥺
Ep 2
I LOVE YOU GARTH <3333
What a mess
Ughhh this fucking guy
Oh shit
What on earth??????
Ep 3
OMG GAR'S AN ACTOR????
AND HE'S DATING A QUEEN???????
Yes darling, kill indeed
Dear lord
Ep 4
Awwww i love lian <33333
Ok, now I'm a little worried about Dick
Brb, crying
"Can I shoot the guy?" "Yes, you can shoot the guy" 😭😭😭
He called him Wall :((((
I'll cry
Ep 5
This is all too sad
Ep 6
I've got the feeling these VR things are going to be a problem eventually
EXACTLY Dick, don't act like you didn't use to do this kinda thing all the time
HE KILLED HER?????
WHO'S THAT YOUNG BOY???????? TELL ME NOW
Thank god, she came back
I KNOW WHO HE IS I KNOW IT
LOOK THERE'S A REASON HE'S FIGHTING DICK SPECIFICALLY
AHHHHHH OMGGGGG TALIA AND DAMIAN <33333
BUT I KNOW THAT BOY IS JASON, IT JUST MAKES SENSE, THE ONLY SOLDIER LEFT, IT HAS TO BE HIM
YES
YES IT'S HIM
I KNEW IT
I FUCKING KNEW IT
YESSSSSSS OMG
I JUST SAW HIM ONE SECOND AND I KNEW IT WAS HIM
DICK JUST LEFT AND HIS TWO LITTLE BROTHERS ARE THERE AND HE DIDN'T NOTICE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
GO BACK GOD DAMN IT GO BACK!!!!!!
Ummmm isn't Dick giving Brion the same speech Bruce gave him back then???
Ep 7
"KALIBAK HAS DADDY ISSUES" HELP 😭😭😭
Well, don't we all?
Oh shit, Starro
Bansjajsbsh oh god, it's like your father letting you drive his car. Scary
Oh god
Ep 8
Shade is scary??? It's kinda turning me on????
Yes, you gotta stop saying that kinda things, it makes you hotter
It's just so funny, you literally can't scape Batman, like, you can get away from him but there's at least one (1) bat per superhero team. They're everywhere
://// Jade...
OMGGGGG SPOILER AND ORPHAN <333333
Also, why is Bruce being kind of an ass?????
I love Cass
I just love it when they come in through the ceiling
Omg he's even hotter in a suit
Sorry Di, but you should know already that Gatekeeping is the bats' favorite hobby
Ep 9
Jon!!!!! <33333
What the fuck is wrong with this guy??????? Ugh
GOOD
WELL FUCKING DONE SHIVA 👏👏👏
WTF
Oh good, he's alive
Klarion <3
Ep 10
Geo and Halo are so cute <333
He does that honey, get used to it
Jade :(((((
Ep 11
You're losing your son, man...
HARPER!! <333
Sorry man, you could've done better as a father
Ep 12
:(((
Told you those googles would be bad news
FUCKING GOD
OH MY FUCKING GOD
OH MY GOD
JASON!!!!!
JASON 😭😭😭😭
Screaming, crying, throwing up
Wait
Hold on
Wait a moment
Ok
Alright
Shit
Omg
Jason :((((
Jay...
DON'T LET THOSE THINGS TOUCH JASON
PLEASE
I KNOW IT'S NOT REAL BUT STILL
JUST SEEING HIM KIND OF ALIVE AS PART OF YOUR IMAGINATION IS ENOUGH
NO
Oh shit, my feelings
This season is really fucking me up
OMG TTG STYLE!!!!
Dude... this is fucked up...
Oh god
Ok, I'm actually crying now
OMG THOSE TWO FINALLY GOT TOGETHER!!!!
Ep 13
Ok??? You didn't have to be so harsh, Dick????
I love icyboy
I think he has the potential to be good one day
Oh god, the twins look old and they did NOT age well
I really like this Jefferson guy
I knew she was still mind controlled
GOD JUST STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE KIDS YOU GROSS WEIRDO
Someone really needs to be castrated
Like, really, why is he always preying on the kids???? It's sickening
Ep 14
I love Guy
He's just neat
HE WHAT?????!!!!!
GO BB!!!
Guy's officially the best
So Halo's non binary? Good for them <3
YESSS BEST BOY'S BACK!!! <333
Why is his sister pretty? She adopted???
Desaad
Look, I don't find him hot. Just interesting
Hmmmm idk, scientist kinda sus
Ep 15
Ahhh shit suicide squad
This is all too calm, something terrible's gonna happen
OH MY GOD
OH
MY
GOD
Shit
Ep 16
I love Perdita
Ughhhh that idiot
I hate him sm
Omfg good hit Perdita
Oh shit
Oh god, those two dating?
Mood
Shit
I'M TELLING YOU, SHE'S SUS
Ep 17
Oh god
GO BEAST BOY <333
Idk, I still don't trust her
Girl get outta there you're gonna get hurt 😭😭😭
Why does she talk like that?
Shit
BAHAHAHAHAJABAJAH GET RECKT OLD MAN
I love Lian 🥺🥺🥺
Ep 18
WHAT?
Oh god
Funeral??????
Klarion <333333
He's such a brat <3
Everything I aspire to be
OH MY GOD
WHAT THE SHIT
She what???
:(((((
WHAT THE SHIT
This is only slightly traumatizing
I really love him sm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
WHAT IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING THAT'S RIGHT AND HOLY????????
FORGIVE ME FATHER, THEY HAVE SINNED
Teenagers really scare the living shit out of me rn
I love Terra and Artemis bonding
On other news, Slade should really get castrated
Ep 19
Oh god
This shit only gets worse
LOL POOR BART 😭😭😭 used for cheap propaganda
GOD I HATE LUTHOR SO MF MUCH
Oh god, benching is not so good
:(((((
Oh shit
GOD i just can tell, this episode is gonna end BAD
BAHAHQHAHAHAJHAHA GET RECKT LUTHOR
Oh god Bruce
Rich people things ig
Ep 20
YOU TELL HIM VICTOR
Oh my god
OMG KALDUR HAS A BOYFRIEND???
NICE
A happy ending? In this economy???
Ep 21
Shit
NO
KALDUR DON'T LET YOUR BF GO
KNOWING THE NATURE OF THIS SEASON, HE'LL DIE :((((((
How did she say it so calm? HER WATER JUST BROKE. PRE-PARENTAL PANIC!!!
KALDUR WTF
God no
Oh shit, BB and Cyborg left unsupervised
Oh god
SHE'S GONNA MAKE HER DAUGHTER A META???
GOD I HATE THAT OLD LADY
I KNEW IT
I FUCKING KNEW IT
I TOLD Y'ALL SHE WAS UP TO SMT
I. WAS. RIGHT.
Ep 22
GET AWAY FROM THE FUCKING KID NOW
God, he's sick
OMG ALFRED <3
I told you you couldn't scape Batman inc., they're everywhere
WHAT THE SHIT DUDE
WTF
I'M TELLING YOU SHE'S BAD
GOD SHE'S FUCKED UP
UGH GROSS GROSS GROSS
OH SHIT THAT FUCKING EQUATION
TELL HIM BARBARA, YOU FUCKING TELL HIM
SHE'S FUCKING CRAZY
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER??????
Ep 23
FUCKING SHIT
This is bad
This is so so bad
Dick :((
Shit
Brb, crying
Fucking shit man
Ep 24
Fucking shit
YOU GO VIC!!!
Ugh this idiot
Ep 25
Dude :(((((
In actual tears now
I swear my head hurts from crying
IT'S NOT FAIR
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
Ep 26
WHAT THE SHIT???
This is going horribly easy
It's gonna be super bad
GET RECKT DEATHSTROKE
OH MY GOD
That I was NOT expecting
WHAT THE SHIT, BRION??????
OMFG YOU GO CONNER!!!!!
UGH not this crazy woman again
WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT AT THE END? THAT RING? THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS???
On other news, WHERE. IS. JASON??????????
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UMMMM NOTHING HAPPENS???
Dude. This, you’ve done something with this.
Like the first part REGGIES ADORABLE, and they’re obvs already soulmates, and it’s setting the Sirius dynamic. Like especially with James and Sirius, I think it’s a fun way to explore their friendship, and James’ inability to say no.
THEN THE NEXT PART! JAMES MY LOVE YOU.ARE.JELOUS!!!!!! Like my guy. The “baby”, James please have a conscious thought. The beef between Pandora and Sirius is so real <3. But it’s interesting to see like another sibling haver perspective on Sirius and Reg cause James is just James. Like it’s speaks a lot about everyone’s dynamic I think how everyone interacts with the twins (Love them but the way, your Evan is <333)
THEN THE LAST PART. HOLY SHIT. Like i thought they were about to have a cute moment (which i guess they did) but then BAM “what about your girlfriend?”. It was like a record scratch in my brain. I’m very excited to get Regs’ side of the story, and James is my bbg i’ll always defend him even if he sucks, if James said it was a platonic make out session, it was a platonic make out session. (I’m kidding he’s being a dick) BUT THE “You’re my best friend” while they were literally sucking face. Babe. Please. AND WHEN HE CALLED OUT WOLFSTAR, you have literally no room to talk. Like at all. But like, him being like “Em. Babe. ur overreacting” While reg was literally cuddled up in him. LIKE WHAT JAMES? THATS INSANE!
But like based of what you’ve posted IDK, but it’s different than what I expected?? (in a good way). Like the characterization is so compelling in this! I’m very excited for this and am very patiently waiting for the next part, in the meantime i’ll be re reading and finding even more insane bits i missed i’m sure.
(sorry for rambling, but thank you lots for writing <3)
NEVER APOLOGISE FOR RAMBLING and this ask made my day, i couldn't answer until now bc i've been shopping all morning/afternoon but !!! i read it as soon as i woke up and it made me <3 so very happy <333
ELEVEN YEAR-OLD REGGIE IS SOOOO CUTE i need to put him in my mouth and . chew . he's so very dear to me i swear <333 i also love his dynamic with sirius and all the banter between james and sirius was so fun to write. their friendship sort of . deteriorates . in a way . bc of regulus and both sirius and james' inability to share, so i'm glad i got to write them like this before that, like proper best friends!!!
HE'S SO FUCKING JEALOUS IT'S ACTUALLY CONCERNING the 'baby' was playing soooo dirty and so manipulative of him. and i'm so glad u enjoy sirius and pandora's rivalry bc it's one of my fav things in nothing happens hehe. and yessss james has a very . close-minded view of siblings, in a way, since he's an only child and he's never gonna understand what goes down in those kinds of bonds. so getting to see the twins and how they behave and interact with others helps with james' lacking perspective imo!! also nothing happens evan is my baby, i'm so happy u like him <333
THE LAST PART IS THE WOMAN OF THE HOUR I THINK so intense so hot so dramatic <3 the mention of james' gf IS supposed to hit, bc despite the fic being from his pov, he never thinks about her until reg mentions her, which is . wild . if u stop to think about it . idk if we'll ever get reg's side of the story bc nothing happens works better bc it's james-centric but !! who knows !! i'd love to write his pov of some moments for sure (and share more content of the twins too). also i'm so surprised to see how much ppl are loving nh james??? he's gonna get worse, so idk how long this will last but i'm quite pleased so far bc i adoreeee him. HE'S SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT DURING THAT WHOLE CONVO telling his literal gf she's overreacting when he has reg seated on his lap, telling reg he's his best friend after having his tongue down his throat . he's insane . especially bc he believes every single word coming out of his mouth
oh i'm so glad ur liking it despite the story not being what u expected (so relieved it's in a good way tho). the characterizations in nothing happens are what make the fic super compelling to me too so <3 taking this as a huge compliment <3 i'm gonna go back to writing oby + a pandalily pwp now so idk when the next part will be ready but !! since nothing happens is what i always write on the side bc it comes quite easy to me, it could be done sooner than it seems. we'll see!!
thank you so much for reading and for sending such a lovely ask, it means the whole world MWAH <333
#this got so long IM SO SORRY#im just . obsessed with nothing happens#as u all can see lmao#asks#anons#fic series: nothing happens
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anyways moving onto more recent drama……bus boy, motor man, bailey..joe clifford. man is there a lot to unpack. first off, josh freaking evans my #1 opp told him that [insert my first and last name] stalks him and knows his classes!!!! WHEN I DIDNT (at the time that he told him) and i was like what the freak josh after all i’ve done for you…you’re just gonna betray me like this. so he told bb he was just kidding and bb said (quote from josh), “as long as it’s all for the *poops*(not poops) and giggles” mhmmmm little does he know..anyways so yea, all my friends plus josh are telling me to talk to him but i’m scared likeeeee what do i even say??? josh wants me to just pull up at breakfast or lunch but that’s terrifying so idek maybe one day….he only has one more year ALSO since they were calling me a stalker i went ahead and looked into his stats and found out he does his first 3 classes at the high school and then leaves after 1st lunch to go to the college for automotive service technology 🤔🤔🤔 good thing i love cars he’s also 17 so…. a little frightening not really i think josh said he turned 2 months ago or is turning 18 in 2 months ummmm i can’t remember which one 😅 what else….. OH apparently he is a discord mod or something and he won a tournament for some game called smite last week and it’s supposedly like league of legends AND he also plays roblox like okayyyy wanna hop on with lil ol me 😣😣 i rlly don’t know how to talk to him and even if i did i feel like he would think i’m weird but hunter and josh said he seems like the type of guy to like the obsessive type girls which i’m rlly not i just like the chase and then that’s it it’s all pure boredom i don’t even wanna date him fr like i think if i started dating him it would just be a trophy like i got u i won my prize but i can’t even say i have a crush on him bc i don’t know his personality but honestly if he has a nice personality i wouldn’t mind *bats eyelashes* if he acts like josh that’s not bad at all…not one bit 😉 josh is pretty funny so maybe i have a chance if they are decently similar idk man it’s gonna be hard..josh was like making a plan to have me come sit with them at lunch but i said no bc today i saw them at lunch but there was another member as well and i told him i didn’t wanna make it a squad so he said at breakfast he can bring bb to another spot they don’t normally sit at and then dip so bb is solo and that’s when i dive in but i think that’s weird, it would be more natural for them to sit somewhere and then i pull up and ask josh abt math abs then throw in a little “oh i like your outfit” to bb as a pop a big fat squad and hope a convo is striken up
BONUS: i was walking with @llamacake087 in the halls and i see josh’s bright blue backpack, so i look at his face and we lock eye contact and he smiles at me and i see bb on his left hand side so i just start cheering 😣😣 i couldn’t hold it in and so i look away bc i see bb smile and like i didn’t know if josh said anything pertaining to me (i don’t think he did bc he didn’t tell me he said anything) and then in 2nd period (the incident happened before 1st) he said something to me abt him i don’t even remember tbh it was so irrelevant but ya
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uhh for those f/o asks: all of them for both roger & doug!! (& lawrence but only if you want to! I know that's probably a lot hfjdksks)
NOOOOOO I WAS SO CLOSE TO DONE W THIS AND TUMBLR FUCKING. FROZE AND I LOST EVERYTHING KMS. ok here. we go again. (also skdjshfjk no F/O ask is ever too long i love them all So much!)
ROGER—
1) what’s a Hot Take you have about your f/o?
Everything That Happened To Him Was Tony's Fault.
2) on what do you disagree with other fans of your f/o?
sjkdfhks nothing bc there are like. 3 and a half LTTC fans.
3) did you used to ship your f/o with anyone before realizing you wanted to ship them with yourself?
no?? sjhfksd
4) do you feel like you have to defend your f/o all the time?
YES. that is my babygirl that is my PRINCESS i will fight and die by his side.
5) what’s the dumbest thing you’ve heard about your f/o, either on the internet or irl?
idk bcuz everyone besides you n Seb that ive seen who likes this movie is only there to fuck Martin Sheen. this is a blessing and a curse. no stupid takes abt Roger but no content either.
6) what are some tropes that fan art of your f/o tends to follow?
NONE. BC THERE IS NONE. (but Seb said hed make me a Roger dakimakura so do w that info what u will)
7) did your f/o deserve better?
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8) do you even like the source your f/o comes from or do you only watch it for them & nothing else?
i have a love/hate relationship bc Tony Towers is a piece of shit. but also its a cute movie that makes me laugh
9) do you distance yourself from other fans of your f/o or their source?
What Other Fans?
10) how did you feel when you realized “oh of course i had to like That Character”?
skjdfhsdfj it was just like. Ah. Of Course The Most Pathetic Little Man Is My New Boyfriend. (affectionate)
11) do you think it’s better to have a copious amount of content for your f/o, even with the risk of finding a lot of ship art, or better to have a lot less?
idrc bc i don't generally get upset abt ship art! and i ship my F/Os with other characters too so i don't get jealous or anything. its a double edged sword of "more popularity=more content but also more rancid fucking takes" so.
12) aren’t you tired of being nice? this is an excuse to rant.
I HATE TONY TOWERS TONY TOWERS IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED TO ROGER IS DIRECTLY TONY'S FAULT. fr Roger went from being moderately successful n happy to being EXTREMELY successful. to fucking committing suicide. ALL because of Tony fucking with time!!!! if Tony had just been mature and humble and actually COMMUNICATED that he needed help nothing would've happened Roger would've had a happy life!!!! but instead Tony fucks with the timeline More and More and i dont wanna be like "he's directly responsible for his brother's suicide" bc that's a shitty thing to say except him screwing with the past is literally directly responsible for Roger getting into fights, starting to drink, getting arrested, getting into a toxic relationship, and fucking committing suicide!!!!!!!!! chomping and biting.
DOUG—
1) what’s a Hot Take you have about your f/o?
ummmm none?? i thinkwe're all generally in agreement tht hes just. a sweetheart
2) on what do you disagree with other fans of your f/o?
nothing?? hes just a little guy!
3) did you used to ship your f/o with anyone before realizing you wanted to ship them with yourself?
mm nah,, i think he's close w everyone else but there was no one i rlly shipped him with!
4) do you feel like you have to defend your f/o all the time?
nahh! he's got terminal lil guy syndrome which m very glad for
5) what’s the dumbest thing you’ve heard about your f/o, either on the internet or irl?
nothin??? do ppl say bad things abt Doug? shdfjsfd
6) what are some tropes that fan art of your f/o tends to follow?
everyone draws the "im wearing gloves" scene bsdjkfhds
7) did your f/o deserve better?
uhh nah!! he's just a strange off-putting dude w a group of friends who care a lot abt him! thats his best case scenario i think
8) do you even like the source your f/o comes from or do you only watch it for them & nothing else?
YES. I LOVE COOTIES
9) do you distance yourself from other fans of your f/o or their source?
uhh yea bc of the overlap w/ SAW fans im pretty nervous to interact w/ anyone im not already mutuals with....
10) how did you feel when you realized “oh of course i had to like That Character”?
SBDJFHLJSDF SO EXCITED!! SAME AUTISM.
11) do you think it’s better to have a copious amount of content for your f/o, even with the risk of finding a lot of ship art, or better to have a lot less?
uhhh idrc bc i don't interact w/ it anyways (see SAW fandom overlap)
12) aren’t you tired of being nice? this is an excuse to rant.
I DONT HAVE ANYTHING BAD TO SAY M JUST SO HAPPY LEIGH CONFIRMED DOUG IS CANON AUTISTIC!!!!! SDFLSJFSLKDF HE'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANNA SEE FROM AUTISTIC CHARACTERS EVERY TIME I WATCH COOTIES I JUST:
LAWRENCE—
1) what’s a Hot Take you have about your f/o?
It Is Actually Narratively Fulfilling For Lawrence To Become A Disciple + Makes Complete Sense
2) on what do you disagree with other fans of your f/o?
that he's. a bad father/a bad person in general ig?
3) did you used to ship your f/o with anyone before realizing you wanted to ship them with yourself?
Uh Yeah Obviously (points @ the fuck-off big SAW polycule)
4) do you feel like you have to defend your f/o all the time?
not ALL the time but like... a lil bit.
5) what’s the dumbest thing you’ve heard about your f/o, either on the internet or irl?
if i see bad Lawrence takes i block on sight + clear them from my mind so i dont have any examples sbsjhdfsd
6) what are some tropes that fan art of your f/o tends to follow?
Adam ghost guilt art. y'know
7) did your f/o deserve better?
YES. RIPPING JOHN KRAMER'S THROAT OUT WITH MY TEETH.
8) do you even like the source your f/o comes from or do you only watch it for them & nothing else?
YES VERY MUCH SAW IS.
9) do you distance yourself from other fans of your f/o or their source?
YES i do not. like the SAW fandom. ive jokingly talked abt it but i literally do have an ongoing SAW blocklist tht ive shared w/ one friend that's abt 1/3 petty reasons + 2/3 people who were directly antagonistic/vagued me/sent me death threats on my old blog.
10) how did you feel when you realized “oh of course i had to like That Character”?
s(me every time i look @ lawrence)
11) do you think it’s better to have a copious amount of content for your f/o, even with the risk of finding a lot of ship art, or better to have a lot less?
same as my answer for Doug; idc bc i dont interact w/ it outside of a small trusted circle
12) aren’t you tired of being nice? this is an excuse to rant.
while ill die on the hill that Lawrence becoming a disciple was the best decision for his character given Adam's death + what little we know about John and how he handles survivors that he was directly taking revenge on ("it can't be personal" shut the fuck up John *holding Amanda and Lawrence like Jake Gyllenhaal holds ferrets + shoving them in his face*), i will ALSO die on the hill that he's like. not directly to blame for what happened. like did he do awful things? is he the reason Lynn was chosen + inevitably died? yes. but we see that he's a fundamentally caring person (starting the survivor's group) through it all and like. He Was Brainwashed Into A Murder Cult And Made Physically Dependent On John Via A Prosthesis That Is Literally Just A Torture Device (when combined with his improperly-healed residual limb). while i love ghost!Adam content, like. not to be openly Adam Kinnie On Main but i wldn't HAUNT him. im haunting Mandy and John and DEFINITELY Hoffman (me n Eric are tag-teaming his ass) but Lawrence i am sitting gently on the edge of the bed and making sure his pillow is always cool.
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i was tagged by falen the sana @yutadori to do this tag on the 17th of january so its not that late thank u falen if no one got me they got me
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I've had this in my head for a while, so I'm just gonna ask, from the winter troupe, who do you think are ummmm v i r g i n s (oh God I can't believe I am even asking this sorry omg) if you would like, you can also do the other troupes, i dunno why but I find it interesting in a way (obviously not muku or yuki if you decide to, and also, if you feel uncomfortable with this ask feel free to ignore it! you are the writer after all! take care!❤️❤️
np, anon! to those wondering, very strictly i will not include members who are 17 and under in the game here so please be mindful of that if you do not see a member you like in this post
All Troupes (no members 17 & under): Virgins?
SPRING
Sakuya
Definitely a virgin
You think he's ever held hands with someone in a romantic way??? He can't even ask someone out without quickly changing his mind before going back to ask again. Maybe when he's older and gets out of his cute baby thing, he'll get to bone, but not now. Maybe not ever? Keep him celibate.
Itaru
Definitely not a virgin.
He probably got tired of rejecting people's advances at some point and just cooly agreed to spend the night a few times. Very likely that he barely did any of the work, but still got them to orgasm; he's crazy good for no reason. Definitely really likes being the one receiving, but he's different around you though, and actually makes an effort lol
Tsuzuru
50/50. I have no idea. Most likely a virgin though.
He literally has like 3 younger brothers and juggled a lot of part time jobs along with school; I don't think he has ever had the time of day to pop a boner. His mind is so preoccupied with getting tasks done and finishing upcoming assignments that he's gonna be a virgin for a long while.
Citron
Literally no clue. Maybe not a virgin?
He's 22, and a lot of people tend to lose their virginity in their twenties so who knows with Citron?? He's awfully good at flirting with others and knows how to fluster people, but does he know how to Get Down & Dirty????? Again, no clue. Maybe he bones so well that his victims can't even say anything about it.
SUMMER
Kazunari
Not a virgin probs
Despite how well he socialises with other people, he's not one to just casually have a fling. He does think of other's feelings and how they feel about him, but it's rare for him to take initiative with someone he's interested in. Otherwise if it's the other way around, but he isn't attracted to the person that's coming onto him, he'll refuse and scurry off.
Misumi
Definitely a virgin!
He literally only thinks about triangles and food, there is no chance that he's had sex yet. Maybe if he had a character in the play that required him to be a playboy or something' he'll absolutely fool people into thinking he's been around, but his sunshine personality and tunnel vision towards certain things prevents him from having fun. Don't think he's interested in sex, really.
AUTUMN
Banri
VIRGIN
Mr. Tough Guy over here tries hard to let people know he's been around. Totally, not true. He always brags about having more girls liking him than Juza, and it may be true (since he doesn't seem as terrifying as him), but he has never gone that far with a girl. Sure, he has dated A LOT, has had plenty of girls sit in his lap and has definitely had his fair share of kisses, but he's a virgin. He dumps a girl before he even has the thought of boning.
Juza
VIRGIN
Absolutely no way could he have ever had sex. He's so self-deprecating sometimes, so that's one reason why he hasn't gotten that far with girls, plus he really loves sweets and food so that's probably the only thing occupying his mind. He hasn't even been in a relationship yet because he gets nervous around the people he likes and probably thinks he's not even worth dating anyway. He's probably a good boy though and will wait after marriage.
Omi
Surprisingly not a virgin
Shocking? Not to me, honestly, lol. Again, Omi is a people pleaser, and remember that phase in his life where he was a super tough guy ass kicker??? And rode motorcycles (from what I can remember)??? Of course this man is gonna be a chick magnet, and Of Course I am willing to let him choke me. So, yeah, he's probably fucked once or twice during that time in his life, but once he got into Mankai, abstinate.
Sakyo
Not a virgin, but he'll definitely fool you into thinking he is.
What do I mean? Why, I'll tell ya. He's got a stick so far up his ass sometimes that you can't help but wonder if he's sexually deprived. Like 31 years without getting your dick wet? Absolutely tragic. Anyways, nah, he definitely has a body count higher than 3. May have been quick flings considering he used to work a shady job and got high off the thrill, but he only focuses on Mankai now.
WINTER
Homare
Maybe
He did have a girlfriend at some point, but I don't know how far he would have gotten with her. It seemed like she was so annoyed with him and his lack of emotion that they probably didn't get too far. He is quite the notorious poet though, so maybe he used to have a few groupies??? Is that possible??? Do u think Rupi Kaur has groupies???
Hisoka
. . . Maybe
With his vague storyline about being a spy prior to his amnesia, the only reason I can give for him not being a virgin is solely because he had to have sex for a mission. Like how James Bond has sex with the enemy or something and then gets all the intel of the evil organisation he has to go against (never watched any of the movies). Otherwise, he's a virgin in his life as Hisoka.
Tasuku
VIRGIN
Doesn't care about men or women; too preoccupied with working out and acting that his dick never gets pulled out by someone else. Sure, maybe he'll tug one out because his body demands him to, but he never really was interested in relationships nor does he seem to be someone who finds physical attraction important.
Tsumugi
VIRGIN
Also focuses way too much on acting and working that he doesn't get the chance to. He was in a relationship before if I recall correctly, but he probably didn't have enough time for them considering he was so busy. He has also probably tugged a few out, but only because his body required him to do so. I'm not sure how he feels about sex tbh?
Azuma
NOPE
You can't tell me he's a virgin, it's just not possible. We don't even know this man's age!!!! He's probably a vampire!!!! He's probably been fucking for centuries!!!! And have you seen how well he can flirt? Super crazy. Pretty sure he's a sadist as well with how he always says he likes to be the one playing, plus he always manages to lure out the worst of the boys just for his amusement. Body Count: Out the Roof
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Falsely Accused of Cheating, Then Dumped
Date: April 2, 2009, a couple days after I turned 30.
I had been dating a wonderful girl, we’ll call her Ratchet, for almost 3 years. And we were good together, I really did see her as my soul mate. We weren't living together yet, but I was just a few weeks away from popping the question. However, as plans will be plans will go awry.
Enter my friend (we’ll call him Skidmark), who I'd known since freshman year at a well known university, he was also a fraternity brother and someone I'd be proud to call a real brother. This is the guy I would've asked to be my best man, and not as it's often portrayed in cheesy romantic comedies or whatever. That is, until his act of betrayal when he told Ratchet (A LIE) that I cheated on her. Also, he had no evidence of said infidelity.
How did this play out? Ratchet had been staying at my place for the past couple days and I arrived home to find her packing her things. When she saw me, she started shouting at me. A lot of it was hard to make out, other than the profanity but here's what I did remember:
"How could you do this to us"
"I can't believe you"
"Skidmark told me everything"
I attempted to interject a few times, almost in tears in one point when I shouted, "Just listen to me for a second!" but she just got all pissy that I yelled at her, and walked out after telling me to get fucked.
So obviously I called Skidmark a few times, left a voicemail asking WTF he told her and wanting to know why he dragged me through the mud like that. The next morning I went over to his apartment - to find that he moved a couple days ago. How convenient.
The next day, I get a call from another good friend of mine (he was a solid guy, so let’s call him Solid - we met at the same university/fraternity) and it went something like this:
"Um, are you sitting down"
"No, what do you want to tell me"
"When did you break up with Ratchet?"
"I didn't, Skidmark told her that I cheated on her and she walked out on me"
"I just drove past that dive in your old neighborhood, she's with him. They were all smiles, holding hands and everything - I was wondering what was ..."
(I disconnected)
So it doesn’t take the guys from True Detective to figure out that he orchestrated this from beginning to end, and his prize was a new girlfriend – now my ex.
At the time, it felt like this backstabbing bastard destroyed my life.
Fast forward to six weeks later ….
On a Friday night Solid went to a popular bar/club in the area to hang out and throw down a few brews. And who do you think walks in about 15 minutes later.
Why, it was Skidmark!
It was a pretty large bar, and Solid apparently did a pretty good job of not being seen, even though he did see a few things:
Skidmark went in alone, but he's talking to some girl maybe 5 minutes later. A few minutes later, he buys her a drink. A few minutes after that, they're on the dance floor.
A few minutes after that .... let's say Skidmark could have gotten arrested if he didn't have consent to put his hands where they were.
Keep in mind, Solid has already sent me several texts about what's been going on. At one point he included several photos of the handsy dancers. In the last photo Skidmark was kissing the girl.
And now he must be melting his phone with how fast the texts are coming in.
"You gotta nail this guy, Ratchet needs to know what's going on!"
"Shit he almost saw me!"
"I had to skip out of there, but I've done enough damage heh heh"
"He was kissing her in that last one, wanna bet he'll go all the way?"
This is where the plan comes together. I tell him to get in touch with Ratchet, and ask her to meet him (about something urgent) at a coffee shop close to where he lives. Note: his place was over 30 min away from where I lived, so hopefully Ratchet wouldn't be suspicious. I recommended a coffee shop because it's a public place with outdoor seating.
Sunday morning, May 17:
I remember everything about this encounter – what I was wearing, what she was wearing, what it smelled like, it’s permanently etched in my memory. I approached a couple minutes after they sat down. Once Ratchet saw me, her face physically changed, and she immediately got up to leave. Solid reached out and grabbed her arm before saying "You owe me, remember? Sit down and listen!"
She reluctantly sits down, and with a very pissy look on her face she asks, "What do YOU want, Parkesc?" ***
I respond, "What he said, sit down and listen" and I ask to borrow his phone so I can call up Skidmark. I hand him mind and tell him to pull up the photos when I give him the signal.
Here’s how the conversation went:
Skidmark answers with "Sup Solid"
I respond, with the speakerphone on, "Well hey buddy!"
There’s a brief pause followed by “uuuh”
“No it’s Parkesc. I hope you don’t mind; I’m using Solid’s phone since mine’s dead.”
(Keep in mind, Skidmark’s voice in the rest of this conversation is pretty sheepish)
“Long time no see man, what’s been going on?”
“A whole lot’s been going on, actually. How was Friday night?”
“How was Friday night?”
“Yeah”
“Why would you ask man … I mean I … I haven’t seen you in a while.”
“Yeah I think we both know why you haven’t seen me in a while, but anyway, Solid told me he saw you at the bar the other night, getting down with some hottie.”
“Who said that”
“Solid, you know, our fraternity brother from (that university). And, ummmm, he saw you. With that girl. And he may or may not have taken some pictures.”
“What?”
By the way, Ratchet’s eyes are getting pretty big right now, Solid is motioning her to be quiet. She mouthed the words WHAT THE FUCK as he began to open my phone and go to the pics.
“Yeah I got a LOT of pictures. And you know, I think I can guess who would like to see them.”
“Cmon man, don’t do this man. Why you doin this, man? Why you doin this?”
“What are you kidding me? We haven’t spoken in over a month because you lied to my girlfriend that I was in love with and planning to marry. Now you’re messing around behind HER back.”
“Man it isn’t like I was trying to steal her, man.”
“WELL MAYBE YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO DO, because Solid also mentioned he saw you two together. That was TWO DAYS after she walked out on me.”
“It’s not like that man, and you’re not gonna anything. I know you’re mad, but, cmon man.”
There was a brief pause, and my brain almost did a Ctrl-Alt-Delete after that auditory fuckpoop.
“No, you don’t know. And I’m not gonna CMON MAN.”
“Are you kidding me, you’re really gonna …”
“I’m doing this – right now, in fact. You’ve been on speaker the whole time, and Solid isn’t the only person here with me.”
“WHAT?”
And finally Ratchet chimed in.
“I cannot even believe you did this. What the hell? You’ve totally ….totally been lying to me and now you're cheating on me too?"
“No, no, no it wasn’t ….. FUCK! Really, Parkesc?”
“Basically, they’ve shown me all the pictures, I’ve been looking at them this whole time. What’s wrong with you, Skidmark??”
“I didn’t even know her.”
“What you mean, you didn’t know her??”
“Ok, you know what, fuck you Parkesc!”
And then Solid says his piece:
"WHOA WHOA WHOA, first of all, dude, you stole your best friend's girl with a BS lie, you just admitted it, and you're cheating on her anyhow!"
"Fine, whatever, it didn’t mean anything ….”
Ratchet responds with "Oh Please!” before she hangs up on him and turns toward me. She hands the phone back to Solid and he gives me back my phone with half a smile and a raised eyebrow. He probably expected a gratifying end to this escapade.
“Parkesc I am really sorry, I made a mistake. Is there any way ...."
“Stop right there!” I abruptly interject, with a sharp glare in my eye.
They’re both in shock.
“No, you never believed me, didn’t listen to one word I had to say. And you had no evidence, you just took that fuckhead’s word and walked out on me. Was it worth it?”
Solid was pretty much catatonic, stunned into silence. By the time I was halfway back to my car, I could have sworn I heard Ratchet starting to cry. I wouldn’t know because I refused to look back.
*** By the way, you’re probably wondering what the asterisks were for. Up until that point, there was still a snowflake’s chance in hell that Ratchet and I would get back together. When she didn’t even want to hear me out (yet again), I was done. I just didn’t let her know until I was finished with Skidmark.
I never heard from either of them again. Good riddance.
(source) story by (/u/parkesc)
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