#did this instead of my homework lol

[citrusinicake]

snowsancuary evidence collection

some of these may not be as significant as the rest but whatever

warning for mild horror, mentions/implications of stalking, and scopophobia

header: link (can get a copy by replacing edit with copy)

header with brightness, saturation, and contrast turned up, doesn't seem like anything's hidden but maybe i did it wrong idk

actual doc has a prose in playfair display font that i will call the mesite poem, it has generally proper punctation with the exception of a few misspellings which im guessing are not intentional (unless they are?), strangely placed commas which im not sure are intentional or not (i dont read poems idk how they work lol), and a few strangely capitalized letters: R U E T H E D A Y M E S I T E (RUE THE DAY MESITE)

it references a few things from the castle arc such as a snow abode which is later referred to as a cage (zam's base, his safe space later turning into a hostile one), the bird singing to those it should not (zam talking and teaming with ppl dualityduo dont approve of or even actively hostile towards), the bird going out to eat bugs and worms then hiding in the dark (the eating is possibly(?) a reference to zam only ever killing ppl when he needs to/when he thinks theyre evil and then hiding away in his base for the rest of the time), the dog lifting the bird with its two bruised hands to its heart (could be a reference to ro and mapicc and team awesome but maybe im reaching), a feeling of freedom and confidence due to being flightless and therefore disadvantaged and having nothing to lose (zam losing like 14 hearts or something), the bird that starts fearing the dog that stalks outside its cage (mapicc literally stalking zam in mc and zam slowly getting increasingly paranoid each time)

it also specifically mentions the 30th (i didnt watch the streams and havent caught up with the vods yet so idk if thats referencing anything) amd a red house on the street

mesite according to wikipedia (made the interesting parts bold):

"The mesites (Mesitornithidae) are a family of birds that are part of a clade (Columbimorphae) that include Columbiformes and Pterocliformes. They are smallish flightless or near flightless birds endemic to Madagascar. They are the only family with more than two species in which every species is threatened (all three are listed as vulnerable).

"The mesites are forest and scrubland birds that feed on insects and seeds; brown and white-breasted mesites forage on the ground, gleaning insects from underneath leaves as well as low vegetation. The subdesert mesite uses its long bill to probe in the soil. Other birds, such as drongos and flycatchers, will follow mesites to catch any insects they flush out or miss. Mesites are vocal birds, with calls similar to a passerine song, used for territorial defence. Two or three white eggs are laid in a stick-built nest located in a bush or on a low branch. The Mesitornis species are monogamous while Monias benschi is polygamous and, unlike the other two, shows significant sexual dichromatism.

"Historically, mesites’ phylogenetic relationships were not very clear; they have been allied with the Gruiformes, Turniciformes and Columbiformes. Recent phylogenomic studies support Pterocliformes (sandgrouse) as the sister group of mesites while some more recent studies place this clade with another clade constituted of Columbiformes and Cuculiformes (cuckoos)."

mesite according to rankred.com:

"Brown Mesite is a flightless bird species found only in Madagascar’s humid evergreen forests. The Brown Mesite is classified as a vulnerable species. Due to its preference to remain in low altitude regions of the forest, where dogs and other common predators are widespread, they are an easy target to prey upon. Loss of habitat is also a major factor for their declining population."

bio: binary code

[01001111 01100011 01110100 01101111 01100010 01100101 01110010] translates to [october]

log 24: weird smiley

the fact that this is the first log implies that the first 23 logs were writtenon the walls which i would honestly like to see

log 25: morse code

[- …. . .-. . … / … --- -- . - …. .. -. --. / -- .. … … .. -. --.] translates to [theres something missing]

the tag before it says [i cant put my finger on it.], idk if tag order was intentional or not, probs doesnt matter either way lol

log 27: cheating scandal

idk just thought it was something to take note of for later

log 28: crown

the only log so far with the crown symbol

could just be because of the competition

log 29: only one with 1 dot at the title rather than 2

milk post: red, first evidence of stalking

log 31: binary code

leads to this link which leads to this picture (poated for those who cant access it):

original vs edited

no idea what the text behind says, interesting that this is specifically on the log that mentions getting robbed and "him"

to watch post: purple, idk theres just something weird about it

the fact its not a log and the fact that zam seems irritated in the drawing means theres a non-zero cahmce he didnt write it

#snowsancuary #did this instead of my homework lol #i wonder if something will happen on october 30th lol #interesting that the poem is specifically in playfair display

[simcardiac-arrested]

me and my weed ancient

#i hope this design & colors will suffice👍 i think i’m actually not that insane over them #didnt even look at it for 7 straight hours #i did this instead of my homework. i think i’ll die tomorrow in class but it’s ok. #damn haha i will endure lol😅 #yeah i like these colors i think. yeah (hums and looks into the far away distance) yeah #myart #no lore & fun facts this time bc it’s just wade. & i can’t be fucked i want to go Drink #unless you have any questions about him tho then feel free to ask and i will answer #oc: wade

[oneact-play]

cassidy fnaf i love you

#did these instead of my homework lol #fnaf #cassidy fnaf #also u will pry the michael old man consequences hc our of my cold dead hands #michael afton #child death

[koszmarnybudyn]

Dndads episode 34 spoilers ahead!!!!

Well that was episode. Absolutly hilarious, Tori was great, Hermie is a villain now and depressed (i feel like i got everything i wanted and it feels like a bit of a nightmare).

Normal talked about his issues, and kinda roasted everyone and oakworthy is not doing great (with them betraying each other, hermie not actually loving him and normal maybe liking hermie because hes giving him validatiotion).

We got Nick and space which like maybe well help the dads soon. We might be getting cheerful Scary (its gonna be fun with all the depressed stuff Normal and Hermie are going thru).

It was awesome oh and noq the teens are all married.

#dndads #dungeon and daddies #dndads spoilers #my art #also was link sighing like *sigh* or signing like sign language? because i thought of the second think first #i took a nap today so that was fun #and actually did my homework instead of putting it off more its kinda shitty but good enough #but it was a mask heavy and exhausting day so i slept like a baby lol

[ask-wren-zhang]

For your ask post:

If they were ever granted one wish, what would they wish for?

Sighs in wistful lactose intolerance, "to eat a cheesecake." 😔

#rp #wren speaks #wren tries to be funny #writing the rest OOC bc Wren is very unlikely to say any of these out loud 😆 It's going to get a bit convoluted from here #and I really want to take this chance to add something more in depth instead of just something quippy as usual #a little backstory tidbit #Ok so Wren was born in Dublin but her family moved to Belfast #a violent and overcrowded city with deteriorating conditions at the time HL takes place (I did my history homework lol) #at some point Wren's childhood was plagued with riots and arsons #it's why she dislikes the spell Incendio 🔥 #yet even since attending Hogwarts #her parents for some reason insist on staying in Belfast #more than anything Wren wants her parents to see sense #that whatever academic or business pursuits they have aren't worth risking their lives every time they leave the house #and maybe convince the Ministry into relocating her parents to Hogsmeade #or at least somewhere nearby in Scotland where she can keep an eye on them #but her parents are as stubborn as a mule #and they don't write to her often #Wren has no choice but make do with the occasional letters from home #then go to bed every night riddled with anxiety #thinking whether her family made back home safely #😃

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

i keep dreaming everything is the same, blinded because i refuse to accept it’s changed beyond recognition

#my art lol #vocaloid #vocaloid fanart #vocaloid art #vocaart #flower vocaloid #vflower #vflower vocaloid #vocaloid vflower #ciflower #ci flower #cevio #fukase vocaloid #vocaloid fukase #fukaflower #sssoooorta? only i know the angsty context its ok shhh dw abt it #well thats a lie but still #another thing i did instead of focusing on my homework that I REALLY FUCKIN SHOULD FOCUS ON AUHGH. im going to hell #this was supposed to be a bit more dark in tone but i kinda yassified it at suggestion of a friend lmfaooo #the posing here is kinda off ugh ik sorry i suck at anatomy... yall know this by now... #the more i look at the technical details i really do realize this was kinda rushed and i shouldve put more effort into the bg/shading... #fuck it i spent too long on the effects.. yes i still have the mdp so i could go back but ughhhhhh #ci flower makes for some interesting scenarios/story potentials thats all ill say for now

[l1linya]

Can I request my sentiboys? 👉👈

YES!!!! I honestly don't know anybody else that could possibly be possible sentimonsters since I haven't watched any new episodes since Kwami's choice so I'm sorry if there's anybody missing!!! 🙏🙏

#Felix be lookin fine #Adrien is babie #I tried differentiating between Adrien and Felix #He looks a bit paler than him in general lol #ask request #miraculous ladybug #miraculous fanart #adrien agreste #felix graham de vanily #l1li nyas #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #i did this instead of doing my homework

[catherinewasamassive]

I made this instead of doing my homework :)

#drawing #drawings #btw #tbh #btw creature #tbh creature #adhd creature #autism creature #adhd #autism #I did this instead of my homework #i hate homework lol

[twilightarcade]

If these "other people using my computer" didn't want to lose their saved work maybe they should've reconsidered using my computer

#wordstag #other people is me btw #anyway we are on a ROLL! unfortunately we have the Middle Schoolers tomorrow and I did NOT do my homework . #'remember your homework assignment' i . I forgor. Wwhat are we even doing #it's ok SPEEDRUN !!!!!! #anywya we just rewrote our outline timelinw for like the 5th time because i forgot i already had one saved on google #and quite frankly i didn't CARE !!! OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #been a huge fan of standing around as of late. Ur telling me I can just stand in my house with no clear purpose or intent? #TONIGHT we're gonna do asks n everything. I prommy. #NEED a to do list app of sorts. ttime to see how that old notion is doing lol #also erm!! Locked out of one of my organization accounts ever since they killed and remade me. Need to get on that #also 💭💭💭💭 i sstarted a drawing r u proud of me like a good one. Not ms paint moment. #idk tonight's our night guys im kinda like on the moon over the moon even. Maybe I am the moon. #as much as i hate that guy but ermmm i'm going to learn a completely new thang instead of finishing my old thangs #it's only natural

[etherealbards]

i offer you a normal, tomorrow? who knows </2

[id: normal oak from dndads smiling and doing the korean finger heart pose. beside him in enclosed in a red circle with an arrow pointing towards him is chuu from loona doing the exact same pose. /end id.]

also the meme im referencing lol.

[id: an image of the trojan horse, there's an image of chuu from loona encased in a red circle that points to the midsection of the horse. /end id.]

#dndads #dndads s2 #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #detention kids #normal oak #normal oak swallows garcia #normally oak swallows garcia #loona #chuu #kim jiwoo #etherealbards art #i did this instead of my homework lol... god strike me down please!

[jowasfounddead]

I saw a Grammarly ad today and got inspired lol

pov: one, two Grammarly is coming for you

You hear Grammarly in the distance, their long nails scraping across the walls of the hall. You're trying hard not to hyperventilate. Hand flies over your mouth in horror when your childhood lamp falls, then shatters. The lamp was made by your late-great grandmother in 1939. She was a film writer with a side hobby of making pottery. You look at the ceiling, Sorry, Grandma, you inwardly apologize to yourself, and everyone you've ever wronged too. This is what it feels like when your life flashes before your eyes. The scraping stops, you inhale sharply. This is it, this is how I die, is the only thing you find yourself thinking. A soft knock follows shortly after the scraping stops, You imagine their tall pale head snapping towards your door, fingers clawing at it. Surprisingly there is no clawing, just a gentle knock. You check to make sure the door is locked, firmly. You whip out your phone, then put it away again. No use in calling the police now, it's already over for you. You know your family is next. A soft hum can be heard from outside your bedroom, then a loud slam. You peer out from your hiding place. A long, white hand with lengthy nails has broken through your door. There is a hole in the door, right above the silver handle. You retract your body back immediately, but you know it's no use. They will get you eventually. You are eternally doomed. As you expected, they sniff you out. The last thing you see is that haunting pale hand. The last thing you smell is fear. The last thing you touch is the fine brown carpet of your childhood bedroom. The last thing you taste is your bloody lip, which you damaged earlier in the frantic escape. You will never escape again. The last thing you hear is this quiet, almost angelic serenade, "Writing isn't easy. That's why Grammarly can help. This sentence is grammatically correct, but it's wordy, and hard to read. It undermines the writer's message and the word choice is bland. Grammarly's cutting edge technology helps you craft compelling, understandable writing that makes an impact on your reader. Much better. Are you ready to give it a try...?"

#grammarly #ads #weird tales #this was painful to write #i have issues #what is wrong with me #idk lol #what the fuck #idk what this is #horror ad #funny but concerning #i wrote this in class #school is boring #i did this instead of homework #my thoughts #i hate ads #weird stuff #idfk bro #grammarly uses they/them #nonbinary

[the-scintillant-sys-sideblog]

having a sysmate around who likes doing math to an extent and can actually finish our algebra homework fairly quickly is nice and all but. also can they maybe not complete the notes and the rest of our homework/test review in advance just so we can pretend we have something to do in algebra tomorrow /hj

#cy.txt #pluralgang #nemi was not happy with my decision to not do an assignment bc the requirements were stupid so. they did math homework instead lol #but seriously figuring out logarithms on your own time is. NOT worth it why do that #even looked ahead on how to do future lessons i don't. understand. i mean i'm grateful bc i dislike math but why

[kelpo-cereal]

Guilt feels like a swarm of eels in my gut, and they want out

#kelpo draws #my art #art #digital art #animated gif #uhhh #eels #? #not really sure how to tag this #guilt #did this instead of the the homework i actually felt guilty about lol

[boyfagvessel]

thinkinf about when i started doing badly and acting out (skipping class/randomly disappearing in the middle of the day) in high school and the only repercussions i got was being told "your grades are going to suffer if you keep skipping class!!" which was rlly funny bc my grades did not suffer from me skipping class bc i was already a master at doing all my work at the last minute without knowing half the material . which made my guidance counsellor so mad

#and then they sent me to detention but jokes on them i liked detention!!!! an hour of silence where i got to do my homework?? hell yeah #lockdown happening when it did just let me dodge suspension lol #there was also like #saturday school or something? #just. detention part 2 but like 2-3 hours and i nvr got to the point where i got that instead but #i probably wouldve enjoyed that too 😭

[astrxealis]

arctic monkeys in the philippines raghh raghhhhhh raghhhhhhhhhh

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #i am not going unfortunately but i am going to the 1975 in a. month? or so? two months? SO RAGHHHHHHHHHHH #u see my mom actually asked! heyy are u into them... like late last year and i was like kinda but mostly lune #I DID NOT KNOW THEY WERE GOING HERE UNTIL LAST MONTH !! <- stupid #tbf i only got more into their songs lately too. so yeah #idm not going but i hope everyone going has fun <3 wish i could go too but like i said it's alright! #i wna go to an mcr concert so badly tbh. hope they come here and i convince parents #uhh hozier bet will never go here ... he has never. and i doubt ever will SOBS #so enjoy !! <3 #i am just. really excited for may oh my god i die every time i see love it if we made it live online #i will die then ... happily #also i think its cute how i often say 'our' instead of 'my' #uh. out of context doesnt make sense! but basically since i have a twin and we're super close yeah we include each other in almost anything #everything* + funnily sometimes we think scarily similar and really do things uh. yeah #would love to ramble about that another time bcs i'm sure it's uncommon lol not everyone has a twin #some people act normal meeting us some people are so shocked some people tell me they want a twin too and it's all weird and fascinating #how it's the most normal thing in the world for me but what about when people meet one of us and the other later? #and being friends with twins... i wonder how it feels. + we're closer than a lot of twins bcs we're insanely close but fight a TON. so. ya #anyways yeah my classmate once mentioned to me how she thinks its cute how i refer as 'us' and 'ours' even if shes not present then hehe #okay i will play games now... and continue homework later #stress ngl. cramming so badly! but i'll do my best aaa i know i got this

[deadsetobsessions]

Edit: thank you @tetranationaltortoise for pointing out that the Red Spot is on Jupiter instead of Saturn! Fixed it! You’re not nickpicking, you’re providing very appreciated constructive criticism (and a basic fact check I should have done lol) <3

Danny, as usual, hadn’t meant to become the local cryptid. Local being extremely relative, as his locality in this instance is… space.

He just wanted to have some relaxation time. He just wanted to do some homework, chill on Mars or something, and then call it a day.

This hero business was taxing and Danny took his breaks when he could. Take that, work-life balance! Just kidding, Danny had no work-life balance. His life is a mess and he's overworked.

What was it that Superman had said in that one interview?

“Evil never sleeps."

Apparently, that also meant Danny never slept either.

“Hrk!” Danny snorted awake, looking around wildly at the vast expanse of space to see what woke him.

….

Yeah, that’ll do it.

In front of him, merrily floating through space, is the battered remains of what used to be an asteroid and a mecha that’s a weird combination of Gotham’s vigilante hero, Batman, and Metropolis’ Golden Boy, Superman.

The vibrations of the collision had shaken Danny awake.

Danny got up, baffled as hell and half asleep still. He floated to the giant Bat insignia tumbling around, inching closer as he saw the- oh hell, that’s so cool, it’s a plane!- cockpit and the passed out hero inside of it. Danny clicked his tongue, the sound swallowed by the lack of air.

He shoved the plane closer to earth, passing it to a bewildered (and both beat up and stressed out) Superman, who did a double take at the glowing green boy chucking him the Toy-maker Batplane.

Danny had waved, blinked out of visibility, and had gone back to his nap.

After phasing inside the plane and nabbing a batarang from Batman’s pouch, that is. Danny will consider it payment for the clean up service he’d unwittingly signed himself up for.

And so went the first encounter.

——

The second time he met the so called Big Leagues, Danny had just come back from fighting Dan. He wanted a break, dammit, and if staring at Saturn’s gorgeous rings and gaseous formations helped him sleep better, then that’s what’s going to happen.

Then, a similarly green glowing Green Lantern “landed” to where he was floating curled up. Danny knew about Lanterns. Their council often tried to meddle in his court.

“Hello,” the Ring projected its Lantern’s words to Danny’s head. Danny tilted his head without looking at the Lantern. “I’m John Stewart. What are you doing out here, kid?”

Danny thought this guy had a nice, soothing voice. Powerful, as Latern tended to be, but infinitely kind.

Danny decided that this one wasn’t immediately on his shit list.

“Phantom.” He said, and the Lantern asked him to repeat it as the glow of his ring enveloped the halfa.

“Phantom. Are you lost, Phantom?”

“No, just dead.”

John Stewart paused. “…Dead?”

“I’m a ghost,” Danny raised his hands and phased it through the Lantern’s arm.

“Ah,” the man said, flustered. “Right. So… you’re just…”

“Hanging out.” As he talked to the Lantern, Danny had a rather amusing idea. He rotated himself- turned- towards Jupiter and pointed to the Red Spot. “That’s actually my grave.”

John Stewart paused. “I’m sorry…?”

“My grave. Don’t disturb it. It’s rude,” Danny lied through his sharp ghost teeth. “Your council disturbed my grave the last time they stopped by and it took ages to get it back right.”

The green Lantern shield enveloping Danny flickered as John Stewart went through the five stages of grief. To be fair, the council had last visited this solar system... a couple thousand years ago, so John was no doubt rapidly doing some mental math regarding Danny's age.

“The council disturbed your grave…?”

“Not that they knew it, those pretentious weirdos.” Danny pretended to be offended, just to see the struggle on John’s face as he debated defending the council or telling a dead child their grave didn’t matter. Because Stewart was a hero, he went with the latter.

“I see. I am sorry, on their behalf.”

“Eh, whatever. Just make sure they don’t do it again. So… what can that ring do?”

——

"Hi. Could you not litter in space, please?"

Wonder Woman whirled around, sword out and pointed at Danny.

"A... child? Who are you, child?"

"I'm not a child-! You know what, it doesn't even matter. See that?" Danny waved at the pieces of shattered meteor and smashed up alien tech floating outside of the watch tower. "Littering is not cool."

"How did you get in here?"

"I'm Phantom. This is kind of my neighborhood." Danny let his mouth run, sleep deprived and exhausted. "I'm dead, that's how I got in here. Could you not litter in my backyard, please?"

He had better things to do than cleaning after full grown adult heroes.

"Oh, you are the ghost child Lantern mentioned! I see! My apologies, the clean up will be starting in a bit." Wonder Woman slid her sword back into its sheath.

"Great. Nice meeting you. I'll stick around to make sure you young whipper snappers clean up properly."

With that, Danny sunk into the floor. After a moment's deliberation, he decided to take a nap in the floor vent.

——

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Danny jolted awake once more. Ancients, like mentor, like mentee. Robin stared at him, awkwardly wriggling through the floor vents.

"I'm taking a nap here," Danny grumbled. "What are you doing in the vents?"

"Me? What are you doing in the vents? I'm allowed in here!"

"Wonder Woman knows I'm here," Danny replied. She knows... probably? "I'm Phantom."

"Robin."

"So... what are you doing?"

"Knowledge is power," Robin intoned, clearly imitating the Bat.

Danny stared.

"... You're stalking the JL?"

"Information gathering!"

"Stalking," Danny concluded, ignoring Robin's grumble. "Yeah, okay. If you need help, let me know, I guess."

"I don't need help." Robin paused, tilting his head to the side like a particularly curious bird. "Unless you're up for some pranks? Green Lantern's been getting on my nerves lately."

Danny frowned at him. "I like John Stewart."

"You've met- no, not him, the other one."

"Oh. What do I get out of it?"

Robin reached into his belt pouch and pulled out... a bag of marshmallows? How the hell did that-? Ah, right, hammerspace.

"Oh, wait, can you eat this?"

"I'm dead, not tasteless. I love marshmallows, hand it over. I'll help out."

"Deal."

——

"I swear to god, Spooky, there's something in the walls. It's even creepier than you!"

Batman grunted. He'd stop Robin if he went too far and it started affecting Lantern's abilities on the field, but as far as the Dark Knight was concerned, the Green Lantern had it coming. Robins were vindictive on a good day. If Hal hadn't learned that from Dick, then Jason's retaliation was well deserved.

"Oh, maybe it's the ghost!" Hal said, looking around with his ring glowing.

"I thought John said he was a godling?" Diana polished her sword as she looked on in amusement.

"The boy." Batman grunted. "Not human, his pointed ears and green skin is proof of that. Did J'onn say anything?"

"Not yet."

"Whatever he is, he saved Batman. He's welcome in the Tower," Superman tilted back as his hearing picked up on Robin's and Phantom's snickering.

#batman #danny phantom #bruce wayne #jason todd #nightwing #the justice league #hal jordan #john stewart #green lantern #wonder woman #diana of themyscira #diana prince #clark kent #superman