#detective grizzled

[inventinginventoroftruth]

How to get away.

— DUKE DETAIN

You don’t have to worry about him right now, because of the state he’s in. But you’ll probably need this later.

You can block his way, the doorman once kicked an explosive barrel to do that…he also used a grappling hook to get away from Duke, since he is really fast. So you can use one of those when you can’t run away by foot. If you are fast, there are most changes to get away from him.

Also. DONT USE FINCHES. Someone already tried that.

— ROOKY PARTNUR

She has a LOT of energy and is always optimist. Maybe you could make her sad..? If I’m honest, I don’t know that much about her, so I don’t really know how you could defend from her.

Ah, you could use a big magnet. I heard Snake Rattler destroyed her car and the only thing left was the wheel.

— GRIZZLED

Even if he’s very lazy, doesn’t run that fast and sleeps most of the time, he can be a little bit of a threat, especially if Rooky Partnur and Poppy Star are in danger. He might use a jet, so you can make it malfunction when it’s in use.

Grizzled and Rooky work better when they are together. You could separate them. Maybe frame one of them to make the other mad.

— “WHEELIE”

You can just get his skate away from him. He’s slower that way.

— DONT WORRY ABOUT AND WHY

Allen: Do I need to explain why?

Other law officers: They are a bit…dumb.

And they usually leave the work to the ones I’ve mentioned before, so you might not seem them that much.

- 🛼

I. Wasn't expecting an answer this detailed, but I am very grateful, thank you.

#ask #anon #lego city adventures #the inventor lca #the inventor oc #lca #the inventor #start post #duke detain #chief wheeler #detective grizzled #rooky partnurr #allen koenigsberg #save

[amphibianaday]

day 1496

#amphibian #frog #smoking #they're a grizzled detective. on the case

[warren-keplers-funk-band]

guys i can't

this cannot be happening again. the world needs to stop giving me dumbass white men to go insane over or i'll like. actually go insane

i saw a tiktok that mentioned 9-1-1 and i was like oh i've never heard of this show so i looked it up on ao3 and it had 30,000 fucking fanfics so i was like oh- guess i'll give it a watch then

and now i'm here and i've had evan buck buckley for all of three days but if anything happens to him i'll kill everyone and then myself

thinking about him makes me giggle. uncontrollably. last time this happened was with hotch and hotchreid... just thinking about them put me in a silly goofy mood and it's happening again

with 9-1-fucking-1

god fucking damn it

#something's not right up there folks #my wires are crossed wrong or something #because why does nothing in this world make me so happy #give me so much serotonin #as these GODDAMN HIMBOS #RAHHH #i'm critical doc there's no saving me #evan buckley #evan buck buckley #buddie #eddie diaz #911 #*sighs like a grizzled detective* i'm in too many fandoms for more of this shit

[gracedrawsstuff]

Bourbon and a motel room.

#alan wake 2 #aw2 #alex casey #saga anderson #saga x casey #saga Anderson x Alex casey #sorry there’s just something about a grizzled detective and the partner that’s too good for him #Alan wake #sagacasey

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

-It's not real. It's not possible, this. Why can't you see that? -We just brought a stag-headed girl to an orphanage to be looked after by a woman with fire for hands and a debutante giantess. I think what is possible is very much up for debate. Hugo Swann and Frank Mundi in The Nevers 1.07-1.12

#theneversedit #perioddramaedit #the nevers #frank x hugo #frank mundi #hugo swann #the nevers spoilers #mine #the theme of this post is: he wants youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! he ain't subtle!!!! #a devil-may-care hedonistic aristocrat hardcore pining for a grizzled old detective who hates him ('hates him') #and also they are exes when we first meet them #is the best ship dynamic i would have never in a million years imagined #and i'm going to be obsessed with them forever goodbye! #(no s2 means always believing that hugo got saved by a galanthi sparkle and now he has powers .....)

[plushievash]

some recent doodles hehe

#my doodles #ocs #plum #enigmamuse #tehe buff grizzled detective sits in ur lap and waits for u to call him pretty #back on my greenplum shit !!! <3 #it is so healing after i havent been able to draw for myself for a while #i want to keep doodling them some more but i have. studying to do HEEM HEEM </3 #< guy whining as if he doesnt like his classes and isnt extremely excited abt them

[mecharose]

the question is will i ever stop mourning my dead old life... the answer of course. is naur

#*grizzled old detective voice* I was a city girl dammit... #we went to bars off bryant park when we were eighteen. eighteen!! *takes long drag of cigarette* #song is gold medal by the destroy boys btw #liv shouts into the void

[graviconscientia]

Listen, my little romantic trials and I do not work in answering questions about crushes. I have no idea if they really like me or if they want to pursue anything with me or if it's just very surface level flirting. What I do learn is that I am INSANE, and if I am holding court to figure out if they like me? Then I definitely like them.

#ic #And then I pace around my kitchen like a grizzled detective in a film noir. #I do not approach crushes like a normal person. #Please ask Literally Anyone I Have Ever Dated. #Please ask anyone I've romantically legislacerated recently. #No I am not dropping names. #I AM NOT SUBTLE!!

[theflirtmeister]

Tapp hiring him to take photos of Lawrence is why they broke up. Adam saw Lawrence and went “oh my god I have to sleep with this DILF.” And then he ghosts Tapp, so Tapp is just angry he cockblocked himself because how does he compete with the final stage of a fully evolved blonde twink turned sexually repressed DILF with a 401k.

adam watching two older men fighting over him, sighing happily and kicking his feet in the air :3

#ANSWERED #Nice Anon #who do u want to fuck more #grizzled police detective with scars or blonde British doctor #actually why not both lets write adam getting railed by them at the same time #Eiffel tower this boy

[thornsnvultures]

I can't believe you just reblogged my latest Tim Rockford fic and made me question my own sanity with potentially writing a A/B/O werewolf!Tim AU. How dare you spoil my brain like that.

As your resident monsterfucker it's my job, no my duty!, to suggest everything be turned into a filthy, smutty a/b/o werewolf au 😂😂😂

#💌 #the grizzled detective who has to fight his basest of urges while on a case with you #it would be hard enough with how much he already secretly pines for you #until you suddenly go into heat while you're on a stake out together #and he just can't control himself !!! #or something idk lol 🥴

[cluepoke-archive]

Whenever I have a bad insomnia night I like to pretend that I'm a grizzled private eye on a steak out and I HAVE to stay awake dear God I must not fall asleep in the back of my beat up old car surrounded by empty soda cans and junk food I mustnt... no I must resist the sleepy maidens siren call... Zzzz zzzz

#it dosent always work but it never fails to make the frusturation go away #if i sleep? mission accomplished... if i dont sleep... well maybe that grizzled ol detective caught a lead because i wasnt sleepin. 👍 #for all the sleepy sleuths out their.. #dustbunnies.txt #im like fox MULDER baby

[inventinginventoroftruth]

If I could give you any advice it’s do not involve Poppy Star in any crime in any way because not only will you have detective Grizzled after you (which is very scary in and of itself) you will have also upset the city’s favourite guy which is not very good if you don’t want the city to hunt you down and her manager will be pissed

Basically she has 3 men who are very protective of her and it’s not a good idea to cross any of them

I wasn't planning on doing anything with her except maybe using her appearance for a disguise, but thank you for the warning.

#ask #anon #lego city adventures #the inventor lca #the inventor oc #lca #the inventor #start post #poppy starr #detective grizzled

[heckolve]

does the penumbra podcast get interesting or should i give up if i’m not into it by the 7th episode 💀

#heard and seen so many good things about it but it is just not doing it for me #mostly the satirical comedy take on the grizzled disillusioned film noir detective is not funny or endearing to me i find it annoying 😭 #rant #dl #the stand alone show didnt really grip me either hmm #im running out of podcasts to try though.... unfortunately maybe time to relisten to tma #or finish nightvale. though i havent listened to that in forever and the thought of relisting to remember the plot makes me annoyed 💔

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

my face is really puffy/bloated looking for some reason and i can't figure out why. it makes me look even more like a prepubescent boy child than usual, truly hate this for me

#oh to have a haggard and angular face #oh to be as grizzled as an old timey noir detective #instead i have cherub cheeks

[shigured]

me and shigure are here to turn the seireitei into our own little detective story and then leave again tbh

#SNAZZY JAZZY // ooc #// ive been idly writing on like...........a longer background story for my about page but its getting #needlessly long and detailed lMAO I JUST CANT HELP MYSELF #I KNOW THIS WILL BARELY COME UP but i just love !!!!!! detective stories !!!! #nevermind that this one ends extremely badly <33333 #not me turning shigure into a grizzled old detective :pensive: #need more detective like plots with them #let our muses uncover crime together come on #quirky little au's ;;; who's in

[majimassqueaktoy]

It does make me laugh that pretty much every cop introduced in this series vaguely sucks- like they aren't really good cops? they break the rules all the time but when they follow the rules that isn't really any better... Like yeah. That tracks.

#Karou seemed promising and then she was like Lmao Imma fuck this YAKUZA #also was vaguely maybe if not a functioning alcoholic def had an unhealthy relationship with it- which I actually loved! #Made her more real- like shes this young buck detective I thought she was gonna be cliched and hyper competent #but she was kinda wild and she went and got drunk and played arcade games and all in all was just A Bit Messy #actually really fun. I like the idea that she leaves eventually just like Date did but becomes a grizzled P.I and is having exciting #adventures WITH ryuji bc he didnt actually die #Tanimura straight up was a severe gambling addict and that wasnt ever really addressed which ???? #I liked his heritage being apart of his story and how he was a big brother/friend to everyone in little asia #but yeah the lack of anything happening about his genuine addiction and also the fact he def was doing dodgy shit was... uh. something. #maybe thats why hes gone- he got fired #Date. well you guys know about Date. #very funny