#dbh chris

[hamartia-grander]

I made a new meme format, whaddya think (part 2/2) 

I did two this time for the androids and humans because this is funny to me

Blank below the line

#dbh #dbh memes #detroit become human #dbh connor #dbh markus #dbh kara #dbh north #dbh simon #dbh josh #dbh jerry #dbh chloe #dbh amanda #dbh chris #chris miller #dbh rose #rose chapman #dbh carl #carl manfred #dbh gavin #gavin reed #dbh fowler #captain fowler #dbh allen #captain allen #dbh kamski #elijah kamski #dbh tina #tina chen #dbh hank #hank anderson

[infriga]

I've been saving up text posts and it was recently the dbh anniversary so here are some dbh text posts!

And by saving up I mean this will be the first of about 6 posts lol.

#Detroit: Become Human #Detroit Become Human #DBH #dbh Connor #dbh Hank #dbh Markus #dbh North #dbh Simon #dbh 60 #rk800 #rk800-60 #dbh Chris #dbh Gavin #dbh Kamski #text posts #long post

[gavinisqueer]

Gavin: Nines and I... Broke up last night.

Tina: Oh my god.

Chris: Now who's going to make us gourmet snacks on movie night!?

Tina: Gavin, you have to get him back. Do it for us.

#dbh #detroit: become human #dbh gavin #gavin reed #rk900/gavin #reed900 #dbh tina #tina chen #dbh chris

[iwonderwh0]

#dbh #detroit become human #dbh josh #dbh rupert #dbh ralph #dbh perkins #dbh captain allen #dbh lucy #dbh chris #but don't tag popular mfs like gavin who are overrated beyond reasonable

[mooseonahunt]

✨DBH Characters As Conversations I've Overheard in Class Pt 2✨

Hank: Let's say you're driving late at night by a field and you see a child all alone. You also notice its eyes are reflecting the light of your headlights. What do you do?

Nines: Call for backup.

Sixty: Run it over.

Hank: No... what you should be doing is wondering, "Hmm that's weird. I wonder why its eyes are like that" and investigate.

Gavin: That's how you die in horror movies. I'm with Sixty. Run it over.

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Tina, giving Chris advice on his newborn: Leave a baby in a room with a bunch of mirrors. It'll be fine. It'll think it has a bunch of friends. Just leave it a bowl with some food and water in case it gets hungry.

Chris: Have you ever taken care of a child?

Tina: No.

Chris: Let's keep it that way.

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Connor, about deviants he can't locate: They do so well because they are cowards.

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Hank, unprompted: God is really testing our patience with platypuses.

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Kamski: Imagine you're a soldier in world war one. You stay deep in the holes-

Gavin: I sure do, haha

Kamski: You have never known the touch of a woman so for the love of god shut up

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Nines, about what killed the dinosaurs: I prefer the asteroid theory. It's so cool.

Nines: Well, it's not cool for the dinosaurs, but they're not here to complain.

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North, staring at an image of an enormous crater: Yeah, yeah. There's probably a lot of bodies down there.

#dbh incorrect quotes #dbh #detroit become human #incorrect quotes #dbh hank #dbh connor #dbh gavin #dbh simon #dbh north #dbh tina #dbh chris #dbh kamski #dbh nines #dbh sixty

[ra9sblog]

Nines: "Make friends" they said...

Hank: WHO THE HELL PUTS OUT A FIRE BY FANNING IT?!

Gavin: I panicked okay!!!

Chris: Someone get the fire foam thingy!

Tina: THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER??

Nines: "It'll be fun" they said.

#detroit become human #dbh hank #dbh gavin #dbh nines #dbh chris #dbh tina #incorrect quotes

[enkisstories]

There were days when the drab, bereft of life floor of the apartment building the Millers were living in dragged Susan down. Today the feeling was creeping up on her again, but then she found a package from the extended family in the mail...

Chris: "Hey, Tim. When you're finished cleaning the coffee machine, I'd like you to have something. It's a bit controversial, though."

Timothy: "Chris... I'm controversial. My very existence, before I say even a single word. Even if I perform at the peak of my abilities. I should state this as a fact, but it makes me... feel."

Chris: "Uh-huh, sounds familiar."

Chris: "Susan't relatives never thought the world of me, either. They think I'm something like a hereditary slacker. Only after hearing about my recent promotion and us owning a state of the art android now, did they sent these shirts, two for each of us. But I want you to have one of mine."

Chris: "Not gonna lie, the city is in turmoil. As CyberLife employees and, uh, products, we'll be at the center of it all when the shit hits the fan. But we'll face whatever comes as a family. Don't ever forget that!"

Timothy: *sniff*

Chris: "C'mere!"

#dbh chris #DetroitsimsVR #simblr #sims 4 #the sims 4

[fadedflame]

One Small Problem

Summery: A routine case turns lethal, leaving Hank to mourn the death of another son. While devastating, it is ultimately short lived as Markus finds a somewhat unconventional way to save Connor’s life. It’s an adjustment for both of them as Connor learns to navigate his new body and Hank finds himself once again the parent of a six-year-old.

Chapter Summery: Everyone feels loss differently.

Chapter 32 is up on Ao3

#dbh tina #Tina Chen #dbh chris #chris miller #dbh ben #ben collins #dbh gavin #gavin reed #detroit become human #dbh fanfic

[gavin-reed-is-gay]

The DPD trying to make Gavin look up from his phone.

#detroit: become human #dbh #gavin reed #rk900 #reed900 #mentioned #tina chen #connor rk800 #hank anderson #chris miller #ben collins #mine #mine: videos #mine: dbh

[shaed]

✨ DPD B Team ✨

[Carefully field collects side characters and classifies them for the tumblr ecosystem before rereleasing them into the fandoms wilds.]

#dbh #detroit become human #dbh gavin #gavin reed #dbh tina chen #dbh chris miller #detroit: become human #my stuff #Hank and Connor are A team btw

[hamartia-grander]

Fellers' turn

I only included actually eligible dilfs to make it harder :)

#dbh #detroit become human #Dbh hank #Dbh fowler #Dbh Chris #dbh captain allen #captain allen #Dbh Luther #Dbh memes #Polls #Dbh poll

[homicidal-slvt]

Congratulations! You've been girlfriended.

#me about any new traumatized fictional man I've added to my collection #squishing that man into my scrapbook with flowers and glitter #vee's random thoughts go brr #leon s kennedy #luis serra navarro #chris redfield #carlos oliveira #karl heisenberg #piers nivans #jake muller #sebastian castellanos #joseph oda #ruvik victoriano #stefano valentini #simon riley #connor dbh #markus dbh #ralph dbh #jason todd #peter maximoff #kurt wagner #vee's dumbass jokes

[gavinisqueer]

Chris: Hey, Connor! You’re always sneakin’ around in everyone’s stuff. What should I get Gavin for his birthday?

Connor: A therapist.

#dbh #detroit: become human #dbh connor #dbh chris #dbh gavin #gavin reed #q

[dragons-in-spaceee]

this is so silly but also one of the best things I’ve ever drawn

@sadmushroomgoblin @noworneverphantom <3

#hehehehehe #detroit evolution #dbh #dbh nines #gavin reed #rk900 #tina chen #chris miller #pigeons #:) #octopunk media #my art #detroit evolution fanart

[mooseonahunt]

Y'know what? I'm gonna post my DBH x John Wick AU ideas here just so I can come back to them whenever I'm back in brainrot mode.

Nines and Gavin made it out from under The Table's authority together and completely distanced themselves from their past lives to live calmer ones where they could settle down in peace

And then Nines got really sick and died because of course he did

So Gavin was left completely alone (well not completely)

Cue The Puppy and Car Incident from the first movie but it's with a cat instead because you can pry the "Gavin's a cat lover" hc from my cold dead hands

Gavin is dragged back into his former life because he wants revenge for what happened

Connor and Sixty run the Detroit Continental Hotel as manager and concierge

They simultaneously hate Gavin for taking Nines from them (since they went no contact after making it out of this line of work) and also consider him family because 1. married Nines and 2. managed to escape from this life with their younger brother to live lives they can't

Also Ralph is taking the role of Bowery King here because I think he fits but other considerations were Rupert because of the pigeons weak reason but I did seriously entertain the idea and Lucy because of the mystical, prophetic vibes

Going back to the Detroit Continental Hotel idea, I was going to have Kamski run it and Chloe be his concierge, but then I remembered the Ruska Roma family when I watched Chapter 4 and thought "wow I love this half-brothers HC so much I should shove it in this AU too" and now Kamski and Chloe are the heads of a crime syndicate family that Gavin belonged to

In my original notes, Gavin's family was gonna be the Jericrew asdjflk I'm gonna find another way to fit them in

They could honestly run another Continental Hotel since there's multiple across the world

If that's the case, then Markus is gonna be the manager and his concierge will most likely be North

I want to fit so many characters into this

Tina and Chris are somewhere in here, too. As Gavin's friends/allies of course

But after watching Chapter 4 I'm dead set on Kara taking Caine's role

And Perkins could be the Marquis until I find someone who might actually fit the role asdfhdk

You're never gonna believe this... Hank? Hank as the Harbinger in Chapter 4? You know... the guy played by Clancy Brown? Unimaginable, I know.

And that's all I had before I got hit by the RE4R truck (thank you Leto <33).

#dbh #detroit become human #dbh x john wick #john wick au #dbh gavin #dbh nines #rk900 #dbh connor #dbh sixty #rk800 60 #dbh hank #dbh elijah #dbh kamski #dbh chloe #dbh tina #dbh chris #dbh jericrew #dbh markus #dbh north #dbh ralph #so many characters assume they're all here aksdjfl;

[gogogodzilla]

Criminal Analysis Masterlist

Summary: You never pictured this life for yourself. Never pictured that android cases would start piling up and you'd be assigned to figure out why they were deviating.

You were a forensic psychologist hired by the Detroit Police Department as a consultant. You usually dealt with figuring out what made suspects tick and why they did what they did. You figured it'd be the same thing, as usual, that is until a certain android walked into your crime scene and completely turned your life upside down.

Smut = ♡♡♡

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6 ♡♡♡

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16 ♡♡♡

Tease ♡♡♡ ➢ The spiritual smutty epilogue to Criminal Analysis aka Connor can't wait until you get home ;)

Also available on Wattpad and AO3!

Check out some of my other works here!

#connor x reader #detroit become human #rk800 x reader #dbh connor #dbh rk800 #hank anderson #no y/n #reader insert #criminal analysis #hank and connor #past!gavin reed x reader #elijah kamski is an asshole #gavin reed #chris miller #slow burn #eventual smut #elijah and gavin are half-siblings