“Sorry, hang on-" Jack flattens his hands together and presses them towards his brow, "you named her Gollum?”
“Informally.” Davey shrugs as the little Muppet of a cat curls her wormy tail around his leg. “Just for fun. Her full name,” he reaches down to scoop the hairless little gremlin into his arms, nudging his nose against her forehead in a tiny little boop that is far cuter than it has any right to be, “is Golly-Gee Williwhiskers. Well, technically Williwhiskers-Jacobs, but that was a little too much.”
Right. Right, then. Jack is almost ashamed to say it, but he has never needed anyone more carnally than he has in this moment.
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Davey: Now is the time to Seize the Day!
Everyone: *lunges for another newsie*
Davey: *exasperated* Seize the DAY, not seize the GAY.
Jack: *currently hanging onto Davey* Uh yeah, that’s what I thought you said.
Mush and Blink: *clinging to one another* Us too.
Race: WHY ARE THERE NO LESS THAN SEVEN OF YOU HOLDING ME?!
Albert: Come on…you know why.
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You know that thing where you play a video of the nye countdown for kids at like 9pm so they'll think its the new year and go to bed? Yeah, Davey does that for himself.
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hello rizz!!! happy new yearrr !!
maybe a Star Trek au doodle pleaseplease wbwbw
(hope your day was swell + you didn’t get rickrolled wbwbwb)
HELLO! hny :)
it’s just crazy how gay this shit already is right
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Race: Hello Jack, Davey
Jack and Davey:
Race: You may be wondering why Les is stuck to the ceiling-
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🙏😭 Are there.... Any other Europeans or Polish folks in the TSP or TBG communities,,, or just people from close time zones,,
why are all whiteboards and community events happening while I'm ASLEEP this is hate crime/silly
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what do we do when we're ill, tired and depressed?
continue writing one of the many jack/davey fics sitting unfinished on my AO3 ofc
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some people say garrance feels forced but then turn around and ship zana like BRO. they have NO chemistry istg its just broody emo boy and cutesy pink girl haha isnt that so cool opposites attract but like where id the chemistry WHERE IS IT.
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dog imagery is to davey jacobs what rabbit imagery is to jack kelly. if you even care
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Seize the day more like seize the gay amirite fellas-
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