ATTEMPT 2 BECAUSE TUMBLR MARKED THIS AS MATURE THE FIRST TIME I POSTED, I SWEAR I DON’T POST MATURE CONTENT TUMBLR PLEAAASSEE
This took forever but yesterday I finished it!! Woohoo!! Both versions together why not — also narrators text gave me a headache trying to make it accurate except I gave up
BOY- I SAY- BOY, YOU GOTTA STOP LETTIN' HIM CONTROL YA DARN LIFE LIKE THIS BOY. YOU GOTTA GO THROUGH YOUR OWN DOORS YA HEAR? ARE YOU GONNA LET THAT STINKIN OLD GEEZER TELL YA HOW TA LIVE YA LIFE BOY? YOU GOTTA PUSH AGAINST HIM BOY, PUSH HIM LIKE DA DARN BUTTONS YOU PUSH ON THAT THERE KEYBOARD BOY! NOW I SAY- BOY I SAY- GO OUT THERE AND DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU WHAT TO DO BOY, FIND YOUR OWN ADVENTURE BOY, ITS CALLED THE STANLEY PARABLE FOR A REASON BOY!