#darcy kuemper

[thornescratch]

Okay but you need to hear the actual noises Oshie was making during his team spankathon.

#Mostly tagging the dudes he yelped especially loud for #TJ1K #TJ Oshie #Tom Wilson #Alexander Ovechkin #Caps Ensemble #Darcy Kuemper #Nic Dowd #John Carlson #Max Pacioretty #Pregame Hijinks #Washington Capitals #Hockey spanks

[wehaveagathering]

the loneliest job in the world // tony hoagland

ben jackson / minas panagiotakis / len redkoles / mitchell leff / joel auerbach / jonathan daniel / eliot j. schechter / steve babineau / scott taetsch / bruce bennett / jared c. tilton / minas panagiotakis / gerry thomas / mark blinch / ben jackson / bruce bennett / jeff vinnick / andy marlin / norm hall / gerry thomas / bruce bennett

#ilya samsonov #carey price #ilya bryzgalov #samuel ersson #marc andre fleury #linus ullmark #jeremy swayman #mackenzie blackwood #ilya sorokin #pyotr kochetkov #sam montembeault #juuse saros #jonathan quick #sergei bobrovsky #henrik lundqvist #darcy kuemper #cam talbot #mike smith #hockey poetry #my stuff #not taggin all the teams too #i didn't realize this was so long.. but im really pleased with it #and with how my editing skills are progressing!

[imperatorrrrr]

Quinn Hughes is never beating the eldest daughter allegations because I, an eldest daughter, have also not updated my phone so a bunch of the emojis come up as questions marks.

#Quinn Hughes #there is also a little bit of #Brady Tkachuk #Darcy Kuemper #Vancouver Canucks #Canucks #Text

[muppetjohntavares]

heavy is the head on which the goalie mask rests

(Picture credit to Hannah Foslien, Norm Hall, Jeff Vinnick and Scott Taetsch)

#i am ignoring his la kings time for the sake of balance </3 #having a lot of kuemps feelings today after learning that he will not be on ice for his own bobblehead night :( #darcy kuemper #minnesota wild #arizona coyotes #colorado avalanche #washington capitals #muppet edits #35 kuemps #anyway it's very hard to set up a sad photoset when a guy is as smiley as he is

[goaliekisses]

happy holidays!

#this was admittedly cute 🥺 #victor hedman #sidney crosby #cale makar #roman josi #marc andre fleury #anders lee #darcy kuemper #dylan larkin #connor mcdavid #sebastian aho #nick suzuki #trevor zegras #jared mccann #jack hughes #quinn hughes #pittsburgh penguins #colorado avalanche #anaheim ducks #montreal canadians #los angeles kings #minnesota wild #new jersey devils #vancouver canucks #carolina hurricanes #etc!!! #nhl #hockey

[nopats]

⚽️x⛸️

#quinn hughes #roman josi #trevor zegras #jack hughes #tomas hertl #cale makar #connor mcdavid #jack eichel #darcy kuemper #hockey #video #i hadn’t seen this befor so idk if they posted it a while ago #but yes good thank you

[andrebearakovsky]

#washington capitals #alex ovechkin #tj oshie #dylan strome #nicklas backstrom #darcy kuemper #charlie lindgren #evgeny kuznetsov #sonny milano #john carlson #trevor van riemsdyk #also please reblog this!!

[neelanders]

via the nhl’s tiktok

#darcy kuemper #brady tkachuk #quinn hughes #jack hughes #interesting information thank you quinn

[thornescratch]

I love that both our goalies have their priorities straight.

#Save percentage? Pfft. OUTTA THE WAY OVI IMMA SCORE A GOAL. #Darcy Kuemper #Washington Capitals #Goalie love #Goal songs

[annieqattheperipheral]

When u love the goalies on both teams more than any other player on the ice. feel personally offended by the 2-2 game going to OT. How dare any of you score on either of them. It should be 0-0

#darcy 🫶 flower #darcy kuemper #marc andre fleury #washington capitals #minnesota wild #annieQ hockey thoughts #goalie tings

[muppetjohntavares]

All smiles on capital ice 😁

(Picture credit to Patrick Smith)

#Hello capsblr I don't go here (yet?) but I *do* have a crush on your goalie #the fact that you can see his smile through his eyes alone? aaaa #darcy kuemper #washington capitals #caps #35 kuemps #muppet edits #as jords wrote me. it's a goalie kind of night huh

[sarcasmchandlerbing]

#nhl #poll #polls #hockey #ice hockey #goalies #nhl goalies #juuse saros #scott wedgewood #antti raanta #logan thompson #spencer knight #joseph woll #joonas korpisalo #karel vejmelka #alex lyon #darcy kuemper #stuart skinner #jacob markstrom #carolina hurricanes #vegas golden knights #toronto maple leafs #arizona coyotes #jacob markström #calgary flames #nashville predators #dallas stars #ottawa senators #florida panthers #washington capitals

[toffoliravioli]

proud bestie moment ✨🤭

#they’re really back there giggling like schoolgirls #bestiessss #nathan mackinnon #pavel francouz #cale makar #nicolas aube kubel #darcy kuemper #colorado avalanche

[thekuemperor]

father kuemps tearing up after his sons first nhl game 😭🥹

#hockey #aesthetic #colorado avalanche #darcy kuemper #washington capitals #alex ovechkin #tj oshie #caps lb #goalies are the best #goalies man #nhl players #nhl capitals #nhl eastern conference #I. MISS. HIM.

[andrebearakovsky]

We have another gem from a piece of Capitals printed media

In the sequel to Jakub Vrana’s “bat in the corner” game program Q&A from 2018, the new Capitals W Magazine (seen here in a tweet from Ben Raby) features a life goals list from a number of players. Most of them are pretty normal. And then there is Darcy, who wants to bring back the dinosaurs

At first I thought oh haha, funny joke, Darcy. But then I saw some elaboration from Darcy in Sammi Silber’s article:

No it seems he is just sweetly, sincerely stupid. And he genuinely wants to start Jurassic Park. Darcy sweetie I don’t think you got the message you were supposed to out of that movie. But I admire the hard determination of “But I’ll figure it out.” You bring back those dinosaurs, buddy, I would love to see you try

And the icing on the cake: Chuck had the audacity to call Darcy and himself “normal”

Yeah sure, Chuck, real normal, VERY normal, that’s definitely what I would call the two of you

#ever since that video of him talking to keith yandle at the media tour #where i went 'oh no he is easily tricked' #i've known he's a very sweet simple sincere stupid boy #this is the crown jewel tho this whole thing has me in tears #no chuck you two are not normal #darcy kuemper #charlie lindgren #washington capitals

[helmet-smooches]

bro I am goinggto cry

#LOOK AY HIM #i gasped so loudly upok seeing rhis #luv u mr darcy #darcy kuemper