#this is the crown jewel tho this whole thing has me in tears

[andrebearakovsky]

We have another gem from a piece of Capitals printed media

In the sequel to Jakub Vrana’s “bat in the corner” game program Q&A from 2018, the new Capitals W Magazine (seen here in a tweet from Ben Raby) features a life goals list from a number of players. Most of them are pretty normal. And then there is Darcy, who wants to bring back the dinosaurs

At first I thought oh haha, funny joke, Darcy. But then I saw some elaboration from Darcy in Sammi Silber’s article:

No it seems he is just sweetly, sincerely stupid. And he genuinely wants to start Jurassic Park. Darcy sweetie I don’t think you got the message you were supposed to out of that movie. But I admire the hard determination of “But I’ll figure it out.” You bring back those dinosaurs, buddy, I would love to see you try

And the icing on the cake: Chuck had the audacity to call Darcy and himself “normal”

Yeah sure, Chuck, real normal, VERY normal, that’s definitely what I would call the two of you

#ever since that video of him talking to keith yandle at the media tour #where i went 'oh no he is easily tricked' #i've known he's a very sweet simple sincere stupid boy #this is the crown jewel tho this whole thing has me in tears #no chuck you two are not normal #darcy kuemper #charlie lindgren #washington capitals